#mcdonalds in the pentagon

[delicate-night-mare]

"I'm an employee at the Pentagon! :D"

TW/CW for gore, blood, and anything else in invincible

[kirumarythechair]

@oli-silly the parappa on the cover looked cute

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON

I WORK AT THE MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON

THERES NOT A LOT OF SPOTS FOR LUNCH

BUT ITS A KILLER GIG BACK FLIPPING UP A BIG MAC

[hot-sad-moms-near-u]

Rent free in my mind

[nonbinarytoast]

Bruh my freind has been to the McDonald’s in the pentagon wtf

[the-gay-coven]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got the McDonald's in the pentagon song on their feed recently. Because now I need an Inside Job-esque show about McDonald's workers dealing with pentagon related shenanigans during their shifts. So take the energy from the last amazing digital circus episode where everyone worked retail and make it into an entire show please please please please please please please-

[mothman-loves-ghost]

There's a McDonald's in the pentagon

[saturnspac3]

Theres a mcdonalds in the epf

[themultifandomgoober]

Ik this is like my twentieth post today but idc (mar 25)

[dtvhomeofhappiness]

You have heard "McDonald's in the Pentagon", right?

Well. The brain worms in my brain decided "We have literally no headcannons for Eddie and Dr. Scott, why don't we do it?"

So, let's say that it's the summer before Eddie's senior year of high school (he would later drop out because fuck the rules and his mom was the only thing keeping him back) and his mom wants her son to have a job so after she's gone her idiot son doesn't blow up the moon or something.

Problem is, nobody will hire him (you know, selling drugs and probably beat up a few people)

So what does Eddie's desperate, dying mother do?

Call up her brother who works for the US government

Dr. Scott somehow lands Eddie a gig at the McDonald's in the Pentagon.

Chaos ensues.

"Uncle Everett! Do the aliens you're observing want burgers too?" "That's classified information, Eddie!"

"Uncle Everett! They told me I can't eat the ice cream anymore, is it poisoned?" "You were eating it straight out of the machine, Eddie, you poisoned it!"

"Uncle Everett! How the hell do you put out a grease fire?" "YOU SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE, EDDIE!"

Bonus, if my AU was set in modern day, pre-Yassified Columbia would be a Doordash driver that always seems to find her way back to the McDonald's in the Pentagon.

[sleepy-zayda]

THERE'S A MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON

[foggy-liminality]

If you're in the Omori Fandom (if it hadn't been done) please make a meme of Kel with the "McDonald's in the pentagon" song. So it can be cannon.

(Every Kel meme is cannon.)

[constellationofcalibur]

McDonald’s in the Pentagon but it’s actually a McDonald’s in the Tower and it’s George singing the song. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[niresenrab]

Laswell and I meet for McDonald's in the Pentagon once a month. This is now cannon.

[chillykitty]

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

[lumoong]

Im so obsessed right now at the McDonald's of the pentagon, it will be like my new hyperfixation for the next week, it's such a funny concept to even exist. Just imagine a high military rank chairman on a McDonald's going like "yeeeah I would like a happy meal with the boys toy pls" and after taking a seat he proceeds to discuss how to invade Greenland.