#mcdonald's au

[stargazeraldroth]

McDonald's AU from what I can remember:

Nightmare: The manager of the location and the most toxic motherfucker you will ever meet. Do not ask to see the manager, you will go home crying because he will not have any mercy. He's also extremely biased and bossy.

Dream: The star employee and he always gets the Employee of the Month reward. He's a genuinely good worker, but holy shit is Nightmare biased. He'd probably sneak you an extra nugget... and sneaks a bunch of nuggets and fries during his shifts.

Ink: The mascot of this specific location. Everyone likes Ink, he's too adorable to not like him. He's trying his best but he has some of the most unpredictable luck ever. He either ends up giving you extra ice cream with perfect swirls or he blows up the ice cream machine just by looking at it, there's no in-between. One time he almost got crushed by it because he pulled on the lever too hard.

Error: He either doesn't show up at all, shows up at the end of his shift, or shows up and half-asses the entire job. He only bothers showing up sometimes because of Ink, who is the whole reason he applied there in the first place. He likes arguing with Nightmare just to argue and to give the others something else to focus on for the day.

Killer: He would fight customers in the McDonald's parking lot for complaining about small errors, such as there being one less napkin or getting paper straws instead of plastic ones. He will give you a bloody nose and he will laugh in your face about it. He encourages Dust's behavior.

Dust: If you get food poisoning from this location or your order is completely fucked up, like you somehow get a Whopper when you ordered a McChicken, it is this man's fault. He is full to the brim with contempt for the world and he's taking it out on the McDonald's customers. He would tell you the ice cream machine is broken just so he wouldn't have to get you one. He encourages Killer's behavior and records the fights.

Horror: He's absolutely disgusted by this kind of food, but man, he really needed a job. He's one of the only sane ones here and he's trying to keep everyone under wraps. He has a water spray bottle designated for Killer and Dust. He's the one who saved Ink from being crushed by the damn ice cream machine.

Cross: Literally on the last thread of his sanity in this awful place. He's had it with everyone- Killer, Dust, Error, ESPECIALLY Nightmare. The only ones he gets along with are Ink, Dream, and Blue. He's on the verge of quitting his job and letting Dream be his sugar daddy. Do you know how many times he's vented to Epic about the stress of this job?

Blue: The only normal worker here. That's it, that's Blue. He's probably also on the verge of insanity, but does a better job hiding it.

[emeraldtach]

this is like the McDonald's AU but with hamon users instead of Stand Users

dairy queen employees are hamon users

[domrom]

Sonic Mcdolans AU stickers

(opening my shop the 7th getting errything ready)

[digitalmyyth]

Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

[fangomango]

I'm totally not awake right now

But let's talk about Stevenson's gay dad au...because it's great

Isn't that great,shouldn't there be a million fics for this au...there should

And an extra thing just thrown in there enjoy

All art shown is from ND Stevenson's tumblr and all credit goes to them :) go show em' some love

[danadaria]

Steddie Olympic AU where Eddie gets on his first Olympics for BMX freestyle, and it's so weird because he has been in competitions for many years but nothing like this, something so big and with so many rules.

His background was being a hyperkinetic kid who didn't really care about his life, and somehow being fearless and doing acrobatics became his career. Still, even then it wasn't so serious.

His thing were the X-games and open exhibitions, with fire, hard rock & metal, tattoos, and having RedBull as a sponsor.

Behind the adrenaline he and his friends are a bunch of clowns who just wanted to fly and have the bones of a child forever.

But now he's here: in the middle of a giant line in an ocean of other athletes, wearing a fucking blazer from Ralph Lauren and with the lamest jeans he had to wear in his entire life.

And everything is kinda awful, because he lost sight of friends (Gareth and Max, both skaters, but they train in the same place), and he just heard there's no McDonald's at the Olympics this year.

He doesn't even like McDonald's so much, but god, he grow up hearing about athletes eating hundreds of burgers and mcnuggets for free, and sue him, but his inner child was super excited about it.

"Are you ok, man?"

Eddie opens his mouth to give a snarky remark when he sees the most beautiful man in existence – GORGEOUS v-shape, honey eyes, pink pouty lips, and kissable moles– looking at him with concern.

"Yeah, yeah. Everything is okey-dokey" He says lamely.

The most beautiful man in existence snorts at him.

"Okey-dokey? What are you? Five?"

"Probably. I was sad because I found out today there's no free McDonald's this year. Now that I know I'm not sure if it is worth being here"

Eddie's future husband looks surprised for a second and laughs at him.

"Are you serious?"

"Of course. I read some people ate so many nuggets they left the Olympics cackling like a chicken: I wanted to be one of them!"

"Oh, yeah. I ate lots of them post-competition"

"See?!"

"Ok, I give you that. But this year there's going to be international cuisine and all that jazz"

"Knowing me, I'm going to get too overwhelmed with the options and I'll end with the saddest oatmeal every day."

"You have lots of food opinions for someone that's on a sports event"

"Well, is either that or thinking that my biggest rivals are a bunch of 15-year-olds from Brazil and Japan."

"Oh? What's your sport?"

"BMX freestyle"

"That's the race in the mountains?"

"That's literally BMX racing."

"Right." He looked ashamed.

Eddie needed to fix that look, now.

"And you? What's your poison?"

"Poison? You mean my sport?" Eddie nods at him encouragingly. "Gymnastics."

"I can see it." Eddie looks at him approvingly, "You have the arms of a gymnast, big boy."

The face of Eddie's future husband turns a beautiful shade of red. And Eddie is just a second away to ask for his name, and his number to change the course of his life, when he feels a hand on the jacket's collar.

"Here you are, loser. We need to go this way!"

And before Eddie can say anything, Max Mayfield (his new arch-nemesis) takes him away from the love of his life.

He says bye with a hand before being cruelly separated, disappearing into a sea of people.

"Do you want to be murdered before or after the opening ceremony, Red?"

"Oh, shut up loser."

____________________________________________________________

Steve is going back with his best friend to their apartment, feeling super frustrated. Somehow, 24 hours ago, he thought it would be a good idea to give his phone to his best friend for the inauguration night to avoid getting too excited and watching videos of the event until 4 am.

And now he was regretting ALL his life choices.

"You don't understand Robin, I met a super cute guy, but I couldn't get his name! I'm only going to search that and nothing else"

"Steve, you made me swear I wouldn't pass your phone on inauguration day, no matter the reason. You need to sleep"

"Easy for you to say. You didn't meet someone when you didn't have your phone!"

"I would understand better than anyone! I met the cutest girl competing at air riffle, aaaand I didn't have my phone either!"

"You gave her your presentation card, didn't you"

"Yes, sorry."

"See? Why didn't you make me buy some for me, too?"

They arrive at their floor. Steve knows they're a little obnoxious, but it was the first night and it's still early.

"Good night, neighbors! Isn't it too early in the event to be fighting?"

Steve looks up so fast, he probably hurt his neck a little bit. At the end of the hallway, sitting on the floor next to a very closed door, was Steve's meet-cute: All smiley, charming, and inviting.

"It's you!"

"Oh! Hi Mr. Gymnastics, and hi unknown lady."

"It's Robin Buckley," She says and goes straight to her apartment, "we probably going to see each other again, so good night".

And she closes the door firmly behind her.

"I didn't have. I mean. I don't have my phone to search for you."

The other boy looks at him, almost evaluating him, before giving Steve a big smile and offering his hand to stretch.

"Eddie Munson."

"Steve Harrington."

"So, would you-"

"There's a McDonald's near where I compete tomorrow. Would you like to go with me?"

Eddie stands up and walks until he's in front of Steve. He smiles.

"Would love it. After all, it was my childhood dream."

Steve smiles too.

[yugogeer012]

MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER ALTERNATE TIMELINE:

[luckylolabug]

I've been trying to figure out good final designs for the Hooked Up fic since they're all losers working at a museum so heres the first half???? (Krav gets two because yknow. Reaper shit)

[final-act]

a mimir

[ionaillustration]

idk they live on ur island now 🤷💗

follow me on x

[echo-coyote]

They’re talking shit about you

[gaymunsonn]

Y’all fuck with my 2000s macdennis vision?

[kawaiibarty]

jily and wolfstar au that james owns a diner with his best friend sirius and this really pretty lady with bright red hair and the greenest eyes driving a sleek pink chevvy comes to visit every saturday with this really scruffy looking dude in corduroys and jumpers and OMGOMG pads she gave me a tip today did you see that she looked at me sHE ASKED FOR THE SPECIAL SUNDAE SHE LIKES MY COOKING and sirius is all sad heart eyes like, "mate, if that's her boyfriend im quitting and throwing myself off a cliff" **wipes milkshake glasses sadly**

one day lily asked for a specific song to be played and now whenever he sees her car in the parking lot he puts that song on. eventually she made so many song requests that james had an entire playlist that he didn't bother changing (sirius is absolutely fed up about that and even more fed up that the nerdy corduroy boy hasn't returned his hellos)

peter is probably one of the waiters watching this shit go down, absolutely tired of everyone's shit but then lily brings her friend mary along and suddenly he just gets it

[psymachine]

mac & dennis move to the suburbs (and never leave)

[digitalmyyth]

Bashes them all with a comically large hammer

[doctorsiren]

some reigens (Moth Psycho and Monster AUs made in collaboration with @cupofchemicalchatter )