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Dislyte AU where Sachiko is Dorothy Wizard if Oz. Are you following
#dislyte#she talks#I’m thinking Raven would be Glenda#the tinman scarecrow and lion are Lewis tang Xuan and li ling like that#Gaius is the wizard of oz#Embla is the wicked witch of the west#mc is todo
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This shot is just so funny to me because Yuta looks like he don't want to be here. Boy, you in Africa at this time.
Wait, wait!
One of these things is not like the others! One of these things doesn't belong!
#it's todo by the way#not a mc#body wasn't possessed#not born in march#happy belated birthday you september boy#name doesn't start with a yu#not related to a sorcerer with some title that claims them as the strongest#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#okkotsu yuta#yuta okkotsu#todo aoi#aoi todo
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Saudade
Contents: Yuu returns home, but the story isn't over.
Saudade is (in Portuguese folk culture) a deep emotional state of melancholic longing for a person or thing that is absent, but you can only miss something real…right?
So why does Yuu wake up in the middle of the night afraid the ceiling might collapse at any moment? Sometimes she can't go back to sleep peacefully, which is why she sits on the porch and watches a black cat go by, jumping from window to window after anyone who will give him his can of tuna.
It's so weird for Yuu to “return” to normal when she knows she hasn't gone out or traveled for a long time but she feels something is off. She swears that her colleague Carter has always been a redhead, when the blonde actually wanted to dye it black. She was going to order some sweets from Trey Baker's bakery, a taste of delicious homemade food fills her mouth with saliva as she goes to the address, but when she stops in front of her destination her mouth, previously salivating, is stunned to discover that there never was a bakery like this , the neighbors have no idea who the Clover family is.
Her school friends never question her ability or knowledge.
"Why did you miss this potion? Can't you do it yourself?" “How do you not know something so simple? This is taught in primary schools” “Aaah, did you do your homework today? Let me copy"
She didn't listen to discriminatory words or conversations that she should think twice before answering, on the contrary…
“Your hair looks beautiful today, what did you do?” “Yuu, can you help me with this lesson? You are the best in this field” “Yuu dear, let me help you with these boxes” “You draw very well”
She would go to the zoo with her family and stare at the lazy lion hoping its eyes were venomous green and the hyena's laugh sounded different. Did I already mention the white wolf? He refuses to be buddy-buddy with anyone but as soon as you take your eyes off he's wagging his tail at them.
In restaurants she refused to eat the sea foods she always liked, for some reason the eels, octopus and shrimp made her want to vomit.
It's a strange feeling… have you ever felt it?
As if you haven't seen your family for years, when in fact it's only been a week?
As if she hugged someone, and in their warm, comforting arms she suddenly felt the chill of missing them?
Like you're experiencing new feelings in old things… or you feel a different excitement when trying the same route every day.
As if you live in a warm environment where you feel protected and loved for the first time.
By day, it's easy to dance between similar faces or conversations you've had before, it's easy to play a “game” you already know the rules. Yuu ignores these feelings during the day, when the sunlight keeps her warm and the youthful wind carries her carefree laughter.
But at nightfall, in her warm bed, the sheets trap her in terrible dreams where figures that are probably dear to her, “people of her heart” Yuu calls them, are people who live in her heart and, even if she has forgotten who they are, their presence is constant in her mind. Like false memories, or strange déjà vu, Yuu wonders what was real and what wasn't and keeps these turbulent thoughts to herself.
Dreams seem to know the answer. The heart people that Yuu feels she loves and values so much, weren't always heart people. The crimson tyrant carries a feeling of anxiety and cuts deep in the throat, the ambitious king stalks her like prey relishing her fear as claws dig into her arm, the merchant of the depths has a charming smile and calculated words, it would be the same as play a board game with the certainty that you would lose, after all, octopus arms control your every move. The throat tightens filling with sand when challenging the desert sorcerer, the shards of glass were the only thing that was warm as the blood spurted in a dark cold in the desert.
The beautiful queen made her eat poisoned apples and a sadistic smile appeared on her face as the deadly poison made her fragile body lose color and dark spots rotted her body. The divinity of the underworld preferred to burn the protagonist and leave her to suffer in a dark cloud, causing the torture to be prolonged. The dark king brings a sense of betrayal from a dear friend as thorns pierce his body.
Yuu falls out of bed, ironically…her fall saves her from a sad end.
A paralyzing fear invades Yuu, every shadow in her room seems to want to attack, the voices seem to get louder and louder screaming insults at her, a cloud of eyes and witnesses look for her weak points, a hurricane of emotions devours her piece by piece…
knock knock knock
“Honey, are you okay? I heard a noise”- her sweet mother's voice cuts off Yuu's panic as she opens the door
"I fell here, but I'm fine mommy"
It was just a dream.
“Would you like a glass of milk or some tea?”
It was just a dream.
"No need, I'm going back to sleep."- she tries to reassure her mother, who puts her hand on her shoulder
“If you say, good night.”- the mother despite being worried leaves the room, she is also very sleepy
The girl goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, clearing her thoughts before bed.
Is not real.
If it's not real, what are those scars on her arm and neck? Where do these octopus sucks come from? When did this happen? Where did these black spots come from, it seems that the color does not return to normal there.
Is not real.
As she checks out her legs, she sees aged scars from burns on her right leg and on her left leg you don't see the marks where the thorns tortured her skin, but when you run your hand over it, if you get close enough, you feel it's always been there. .
It was just a nightmare.
That's what Yuu tells herself before going to sleep, a peaceful night will help her forget about these problems. The sight of green fireflies dances to a familiar rhythm, which in their hums works like lullaby music. Where did these fireflies come from?
Gentle rays of sunlight wake her from her sleep, as she goes downstairs she is sure that eggs would be a great idea to start the day and go training, a strong and healthy body is synonymous with a strong and healthy mind! An apple, she eats suspiciously due to the events of the previous night, her mother appears reminding her to eat healthy meals, to apply sunscreen and moisturize the skin, a person's love.
His father, “bonjour belle famille” shouts kissing each one on the forehead, he started to learn French and lives practicing with his dear family.
The calm after the storm. The feeling. The emotion. The reason. Calm is real. The storm is real. But, what about the rain? The thunder? The wind that stun? Let's analyze.
A feeling of calm after the storm. But where does this calm come from if there was no storm in the first place?
Why do you worry so much about things that didn't happen… or did they happen?
Where does the lack of belonging come from if you've never been?
saudade is,in Portuguese folk culture, a deep emotional state of melancholic longing for a person or thing that is absent, but you can only miss something real…right?
#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#yandere twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twst yuu#mc yuu#leona kingscholar x reader#leona x reader#twist#rollo flamm#malleus draconia#malleus x reader#alguem contrata um psicologo para ela plmdss#mona com todo respeito#saveyuu
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Hellou, hope you guys like it, im still learning but i def. Did my best ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ
@immagrosscandy La Reina 🌟
@offysposts mi novio 🏃🏻♀️
@jasminediaz Mi beba 💕
@nelabelievesindragons es hetero pero igual es mi novia
#todos atrasados#tarde pero seguro#poco pero trabajo honesto#Coraline Wytte#felicia bennett#paula vigiere#My art#hphm mc#hphm#Happy Birthday
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#green green greens#kento terasaka#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#THAT'S MY MC!!!! THAT'S MY BOOOYYYYYY!!!#this moment was so good#i had to post the whole thing lololol#read g3!!!!#mizusa#it's GOOD#coach mizusa#haku yaesaki#oliver shiramine#nadeshiko oga#koume todo#mangacaps#caps#long post#manga aesthetic#gggspoilers#ch14#manga art
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clown car: the classroom is a clown car. todo’s knees knock against his desk; he doesn't resist the urge to stretch his legs out long — too tall for his desk. too old for some sort of teacher-student meeting.
even so, he doesn’t resent it.
for the record: todo can handle professionalism. he can handle bureaucracy. he can handle sitting at a too-small desks. he shrugs his shoulders. takada will be on cable television at 19:30; until then he can allocate his attention as necessary.
todo bows his head once towards his teacher, towards utahime.
of course, he respects her. even so, it’s a little hard to take cramped meetings like this seriously. sometimes, it feels like a poorly kept secret: todo is the wild creature that the kyoto campus tries to reign in for convenience. it would be charming, in its own way, if his peers could provide a satisfactory answer to todo’s base question.
what kind of woman is your type.
todo tries to stretch his legs a little further. his knee pops just a little, & todo exhales his satisfaction.
‘ take your time. is your feedback going to be relevant to fieldwork or how i should collaborate with my peers?”
start | @diaboelic
#I'm not going to to mc-lie to you sdfg#your blog is so good i could think of 50 million ways i could start a starter for you so i panicked and did this but sdfgsfd if you want mo#more or something different#yougot it#diaboelic#100. c. todo.
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MC seeing the caos that is devildom's past but can't complain because "they dont know these people":
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#com certeza quando os irmãos falavam dos problemas tava a mc se segurando pra não chorar#por que se não ia ser muito desconfortável pra todos
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Atores secundários SURGEM DO NADA e se Declaram aos FÃS Brasileiros | TODO MUNDO AMA O BRASIL!
Atores secundários SURGEM DO NADA e se Declaram aos FÃS Brasileiros | TODO MUNDO AMA O BRASIL! Atores secundários SURGEM DO NADA e se Declaram aos FÃS Brasileiros | TODO MUNDO AMA O BRASIL! O Tal do Caramelo., 15 de abr.2024, #tylerjameswilliams#vincentmartella#chris, Ator Andrew Mc Farlane o Tony de Eu a Patroa e as Crianças e a dubladora Shelby Young a Jenifer de Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris,…
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#tylerjameswilliamsvincentmartellachris#Ator Andrew Mc Farlane Tony de Eu a Patroa e as Crianças#Atores secundários SURGEM DO NADA e se Declaram aos FÃS Brasileiros | TODO MUNDO AMA O BRASIL! O Tal do Caramelo#brasileiros#coadjuvantes falaram em português#comentários vincentmartella greg todomundoodeiaochris tylerjameswilliams chris euapatroaeascrianças instagram#dubladora Shelby Young Jenifer de Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris#fãs brasileiros#redes sociais
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#olá#letra#mc ig#letra de musica#veigh#musica#lançamento#funk#rap#hip hop#trap#funk carioca#funk paulista#funk brasil#todo mundo odeia o ig#musica nova
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sé que es obvio pero el simbolismo en el ultímo episodio. fantástico. que nunca se realizaron cuánto peso llevaba dee? síiiiiiiiii
#y mc también por supuesto#y que den nunca llevaba nada lmao pero que se quedó#y por supuesto que se trata del chiquillo por que es el corazón del grupo de verdad <3#ay. porfa. no es justo que un serie tan éstupido hace esto lmao#y por supuesto que me encanta este episodio lmao por que siempre 1. me encanta los episodios sobre la relación del grupo#y 2. que siempre me encanta los episodios sobre el chiquillo lmao#pues. más o menos. hay uno que ehhhhhh pero además.#pero es verdad que casi todos mis favoritos son los del chiquillo entonces lmao
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I have finished season 1 of jjk thoughts r in the tags
#empwatches jjk#jjslayyyy#todo I love him Fr Fr#if megumis hair wasn’t spikey I’d love him too#maki is my sister#itadori omg favourite mc love him#geto is soooo fine#like sooo fine#inumaki is so adorable I love him and he’s high key got the best technique#also itadoris shoes look like they don’t fit him and that was the only flaw I had for the season#I want more todo#I want more Nobara fighting#I want more gojo tbf#he cracks me up#king of comedy#nanami 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#why is every character really attractive ??
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˖ ࣪ ⊹ ( 🍓 )The idea stays in my mind, thinking a little and drawing MR!Mychael, I thought about his role as a yandere.
I have the idea that by already having affection for MC, just like Mychael, he will develop attachment to MC, but with the difference that he could be a little more possessive.
He is somewhat reluctant to even think of another way other than defense, but MC makes him feel warm, too much... Maybe he doesn't want you to go away from him, he is very suspicious of this new feeling, to the point that he becomes a little more violent in keeping you by his side, after all, he can no longer manipulate you, he must opt for other methods, perhaps not as effective.
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˖ ࣪ ⊹ ( 🍓 ) La idea se queda en mi mente, un poco pensando y dibujando a MR!Mychael, pensé en su rol como yandere.
Tengo la idea que al ya tener cariño a MC, igual a Mychael, desarrollará apego a MC, pero con la diferencia de que podría ser un poco más posesivo.
Es algo reacio ya en siquiera pensar en otra manera que no sea en defensa, pero MC lo hace sentir cálido, demasiado... Quizás no quiera que se aleje de él, sospecha mucho de ese nuevo sentimiento, al punto de que se vuelva un poco más violento en mantenerte a su lado, después de todo, ya no puede manipularte, debe optar por otros métodos, quizás no tan eficaces
#tw yandere#mushroom oasis game#mushroom oasis oc#mushroom oasis vn#visual novel#mushroomoasis#mushroom oasis mychael#mychael x reader#MR Mychael
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Hi!! I've been obsess with your works
Now, hear me out because your poll stroke an idea in me 👀👀
How about: Argentine!Reader x Oscar Piastri, and starts teaching him spanish so he can understand Franco's Interviews
Thank you!!
Ooooh yes yes yes!!! Here it is and I hope you like it 💌 thank you for your requests and support! I really appreciate it mwak mwak 😙 (sorry it’s a bit late but better late than never!)
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“Indirectas Directas” | OP81
Part 1 -> “Made in Argentina: The Series” (Oscar’s Version)
Parings: Oscar Piastri x Argentine!Reader.
Summary: you and Oscar have known each other since your best friend Franco Colapinto started competing in F3. You always had a crush on the Australian pilot. You have been friends for a while now but the friendship got closer since Franco got in F1 and you can see each other every race weekend. The butterflies starts for both of you. Do you really just wanna be friends? You teaching him “piropos” from your country may have subliminal messages.
Now playing: “IMÁN (Two of Us)” by Maria Becerra.
Word count: +1.2k.
Warnings: a few curse words. Pure fluff. Not a native English speaker so there could be (so many) errors. Not proofread.
Author’s note: alrightyyyyy I hope this is good! And I really recommend Maria! I love herrrr my queen!! I did my best with the piropos jajaja Don’t forget to like or reblog! And follow me so we can be friends :3 (and drink mate together!)
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“Hola, todo bien?” Oscar said carefully and weirdly remembering what you taught him a few seconds ago. You nodded proud of his Spanish.
“Todo bien, ¿qué contas?” You said in your Argentine accent making him open his eyes wildly panicking. He loved your voice in Spanish; it was slightly higher pitched than in English. In English you have a deeper voice for some reason. Of course he asked about it and you explained it may be because of the pronunciation of the words. It's really so different from one language to the other.
“What the hell did you ask?” He said giggling a little, making you laugh too.
“I asked you what’s up” you explained and wrote down that phrase in the little notebook he brought with a pen. All mc claren branded.
The friendship between you two has become closer with each race. You were good friends before but not that close. It was something either of you couldn’t explain. Like your bodies were driven directly to one another unconsciously. You didn’t want to think too much about it. You didn’t want to overthink it.
His face was like ‘oh yeah right it makes sense’. He smiled at your handwriting so rounded and legible. Unlike his. His was a little messy.
“Yo estoy carrera hoy” he tried to answer it without asking how to. You laughed and he blushed. “This is embarrassing, it's really hard to connect the words” he said shyly and you found it so cute.
“It was close though don’t feel bad. Spanish it’s super complicated for non-Latin language speakers. We have like 20 tenses and shit. It’s a mess” you explained to cheer him up. He loved the fact you knew so much about languages because you also knew how to talk Portuguese and Italian pretty perfectly in his opinion. He has heard you even trying to speak French with Pierre last weekend. He was impressed.
“Yeah I get it now” he said grinning. “Must be nice to flirt in Spanish like I don’t know like you automatically sound sexier and more interesting” he said, making you laugh. “No really like I heard Carlos talking to an interviewer the other day and I think I am in love actually” he said, making you laugh even more. He loved making you laugh. Your laugh was like a drug to him. You looked way too cute doing so.
“Well I don’t know actually but in Argentina we have some top level flirting like really great phrases. Let me teach you some. Wait I’ll look for some on google so I can help myself remember” you said excited about it because you knew it was gonna be bizarre and funny at best.
“Phrases? Like roses are red and that kind of stuff?” He asked curiously and you nodded looking at your phone.
He couldn’t help but get distracted by the way you looked. Like every other race weekend you were wearing one of the million Argentina tees you have in your wardrobe. Your skin was glowing because of the sunscreen making your freckles stand out even more. You dyed your hair blond a few weeks ago and it looked incredible on you. He wouldn’t have expected that change but it looked so good on you. Anyway, he was convinced that anything you do to your hair will always look good always. Because you were beautiful. And he thought that was dangerous. You’re supposed to be friends right? And he knows Franco will kill him if he finds out he likes you. But he couldn’t help it. You were so interesting to him. You went everywhere with your mate and sang a lot of football songs he didn’t understand but you looked so happy singing them with Franco. Like he was captivated by your foreign beauty. So different from Australia or Europe or even the United States. You were loud and always laughing. Your bright smile always makes everyone so happy. All of the boys loved you. You were the life of every party. And you also knew so much about formula 1 it was impressive. Then you told him you were studying for an engineering degree and everything made sense. You loved the sport. And you were the proud friend. He loved that you were so passionate about everything. Even now that you have this teacher and student dynamic, you take it so seriously. He loved it. And he liked it even more because he knew that you were a teacher back in your country. And he could see how much you love to teach and you were actually really good at it.
“Alright I found the first one!” You said already laughing. “Okay ready?” He nodded, smiling, waiting for your magic voice to pronounce the weirdest shit but sound amazing.
“Mi amor, quien fuera cemento para sostener ese monumento” you said and started laughing because his face was a poem.
“What the hell?” He said laughing as well. “What does it mean? It really sounded terrible, " he said dramatically.
“It means: my love, who could be cement to hold that monument” he bursted out laughing.
“What? I don’t know if it’s geniuous or rude to be honest” he said sincerely making you laugh.
“Oh my god that was so cringe I love it” you said looking for another one.
“Don’t even try to make me pronounce that last one please” he warned you funny. You denied with your head.
“Okay I found another one listen: tu con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos. Try to translate it” you said because there were words you already taught him.
“Oh my god alright. Repeat it please?” You repeated it and he thought for a few seconds.
“Uh tu curvas y yo frenos?” He said confused. You giggled a little but applauded proudly.
“Yes! You're getting better Oscky” you said sweetly. “It was: you with so many corners and I have no brakes” you said, smiling funny.
“Oh like the curves of the body right?” You nodded at his questions. “Oh alright I get it! So is like double meaning”
“Exactly” you answered. “Alright last one: besar es el lenguaje del amor, te importaría comenzar una conversación conmigo?” You said blushing. Your subconscious chose this one without leaving you a warning.
“You said something with kiss right?” He asked and you nodded. He blushed too. You were like two teenagers blushing and giggling.
“I said: kissing it’s the language of love. Would you mind starting a conversation?” You explained.
“You wanna kiss me?” His words slipped through his lips.
“Maybe I do” your words slipped through your lips.
You were both so red. An awkward silence made its presence.
“Oscar, sorry to interrupt but Zac is calling us both. Hey y/n, you good darling?” Lando appeared out of nowhere so save yourselves from the worst silence situation you’ve ever been into. Lando hugged you kissing your cheek and you smiled at him. Oscar took his things ready to go.
“All good Land. Hope you have a good reunion. See you after the practices!” You said waving to him. And Oscar gave you a cheeky smile.
Holy shit you’re fucked.
#my work!🧉#f1 x reader#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 x you#f1 x female reader#f1 fanfic#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#op81 x reader#op81 imagine#op81 fic#op81
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★ . . . meme bios / bio p doentes igual euuu
1. meu deus eu sou uma vagabundinha muito solitaria e doentinha ͏͏ ͏͏
2. homens sao todos CANALHAS menos vc amr kkkkk voce eh fodastico o trem bala ͏͏ ͏͏
3. ocupada teclando misoginias ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏
4. "ai eu gosto de lana del rey" vc quer eh uma pica bem grossakk ͏͏ ͏͏
5. ele e MEU sai de perto voce nao sabe metade das coisas da vida dele ele eh apenas meu so eu amo ele sai de perto dele to avisando ͏͏ ͏͏
6. eu nao sei nada de sexo drogas alcool e festas mas se quiser saber de historia cultura e cristo tbm n sei porrakkkk ͏͏ ͏͏
7. Eu.Gosto. De. Tudo. Menos. Do.Machismo. Do. Racismo. Da. Homofobia. e. Dos. Viados. Escandalosos. ͏͏ ͏͏
8. ok google toque dom dom dom do mc pedrinho ͏͏ ͏͏
9. nossa amg que linda a sua mae n quer dividir n kkkk ͏͏ ͏͏
10. se deus eh pornôs quem sera contra nos 🍃 ͏͏ ͏͏
#twitter bios#br bios#br#twitter#meme bios#meme bios br#random meme bios#random#lana del rey#icons#blackpink#ive#kpop#br memes#newjeans#locs memes#textual bios#shitpost#twitter shitpost#brasil#twitter long locs#moodboard#kpop moodboard#twitter pfp#twitter users
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Hola! Me encantó la nueva versión del juego, se puede ver todo el amor y esfuerzo que le han puesto al proyecto ♡
Por otro lado, quería saber si podemos tener más datos del chico que trabaja en la tienda de comestibles? Se ve agotado el muchacho 😩
Facts about Konrad:
He is NOT a student in Doomsbury
He is 19 years old
He has a small crush on the MC
He likes strawberry milkshakes from the store
He has a little brother
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Hola, hola! Pregunta de novata asombrada: De veras se casó con ese señor? Habláis de certificado de matrimonio que alguien se molestó en buscar? OMG...
Dear Novata Asombrada Anon,
En cuanto a todos mis anónimos hispanos, espero que no te importe que te contestaré en inglés, como muestra de cortesía hacia la gran mayoría de mis lectores. Gracias y aquí vamos con la traducción de tu pregunta. Y, para que no se me olvide, ¡bienvenida!
Hello, hello! Question from a shocked newbie: Did she really marry that man? Are you talking about a marriage certificate that someone bothered to look for? OMG…
Good morning and thank you for asking - you are not the only one today, it would seem. This question is making the rounds again (why?) and let's call this a (fortunate?) coincidence. The Marriage Certificate (MC) was the equivalent of the Great Christian Schism between Rome and Byzantium, in this fandom, mind you. Depending on your own take on the S&C Saga, it has been dreaded, expected, announced with great confidence and actively researched by fans, who simply took advantage of a very relaxed and transparent UK legislation, allowing for basically everyone to order a certified copy by email or snail mail, for a small fee.
The first fan aggressively trumpeting it online was (correct me if I am wrong) an ex-shipper who now goes by the handle of @brian-in-finance, also known as BIF, also known as Kidneystone. In her pedantic and arrogant little voice, she made a point of honor in dissecting absolutely every single detail of that dutifully certified piece of paper issued by the British General Register Office (GRO). A second, short-lived account, @hurleyburly, ordered the same paper and posted it on Tumblr, this time pudically hiding some details under a makeshift post-it. The usual fandom fortunetellers thought the handwriting on that 'post-it' was eerily similar to S's own, but we'll leave it at this. Although, I have to immediately add, I would not discount this possibility. A third prominent shipper account, @boyneriver-fraser, ordered it and made pathetic public amends over her previous shipping stance. Some others imitated them and received the exact same paper, followed by a seemingly endless trail of wrath, confusion and wailings.
People were understandably shocked, hurt and in definite anger over this. Many disembarked the ship, considering they had been either blind/idiot or cynically fooled by our Dynamic Duo, eager to sell the show. Speculation went rife. Some even tried to go the extra mile and believe they found out even more inconsistencies. I shall not speak on their behalf, simply because I was not here at the time and had no idea These Two will become such an (often invading) point of interest in my own life.
But irrespective of any inconsistencies, this paper legally exists. As such, it has legal effects that cannot and should not be discounted. I have always maintained it, as a professional. Likewise, I have consistently explained the Ibiza episode might be anything you could think of, from a romantic (?) picnic on a parking lot with a bird featuring a strange toupee (as per C's tweeted chirp), to a non legally binding handfasting ceremony (remember, LOL, 'some things are just for' Them). I have explained very early after my arrival why I do not think a Spanish marriage was in the cards. This is my final word about that #CarparkIbiza fanfic:
[Link: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/723029524897529856/i-have-asked-a-few-very-popular-bloggers-this?source=share - July 16, 2023]
More clearly put, national Spanish legislation requires the two foreign citizens to be residents in Spain, if they want to get married there. British consulates do not perform marriage ceremonies, either. And cross-border marriage rules in Europe, at the time applicable to a not yet Brexited UK, would have mandatorily required a transcription of the marriage papers in Britain. This is not the USA, where you can just go to Vegas, have your knot tied by an Elvis lookalike and divorce the next (hungover) morning. Or go to Tijuana and do what Sophia Loren and Carlo Ponti did in 1957, to great (bigamous) scandal. Rules are different. Rules exist, as stupid and cold as they might look. And one more time - they have tangible consequences.
At this point in time, you might logically ask yourself why I am still here. Is it because of the feeling of power and self-importance, as some nasty Anons remind me every single day? Is it because of the formidable people I have met in here? Yes, it is also because of them, but not only because of them, of course. And as far as any feeling of power and self-importance go, let's just say it's ridiculous to think so.
The reason I am still here is both simple and complicated to understand: a paper, even certified, does not a marriage make. Mark me, Anon: there is nothing (I repeat: nothing) normal about this one. There are secrets and lies and inconsistencies and gaslighting galore. The shippers know it. The Antis/Mordor know it. The Fencers know it. And every single one of these broad factions apparently has ample supplies of popcorn. And, as far as we go, champagne bottles stashed, plus a firm decision to have a Global Lollapalooza on the Internet the day this awkward situation would come to an end.
I have tried to answer your very legitimate question the best I could. I do not believe in sugarcoating or hiding anything. What I do believe in, is the power of critical thinking and the ability to coldly analyze facts, even if they do not encourage fantasy. You would be surprised of the things that do not click, in that official Narrative. Important things, not speculation. My blog primarily deals in this kind of stuff: things that do not click and paint a very different story than the one officially being peddled around.
And now, dear Shocked Newbie Anon, you are free to disembark, if you think I am still lying to you (what for, may I ask? just to receive every single day violent garbage into my Inbox?). But if you choose to stay with us, the tea is always brewing, somewhere. And mind you, it's often the finest Oolong you could find, because I honestly believe that we have the most formidable and unexpected assortment of witty minds and strong characters, in here.
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