#maybe you will

[starbellbunny]

If it's ok to ask!! What do you mean by not everyone's cup of tea? I myself love some asshole uf Sans myself ♥️

This photo makes me giggle

Spoilers, i suppose? Under the cut :-)

Baaasically. Its a fem!fell sans/ a female reader, lesbians!! Im doing this mostly because i love. Women and a lot of my favourite Fem!fell sans/readers got deleted. I understand not everyone likes female sans but. I DO!!

And, also. Diff story, diff Red. Mwuahah, who knows how she’ll act?

[typingwithmyhandstied]

Nikolai Lantsov is one end of the scale. Cardan Greenbriar is the other. Orion Hong is dab in the middle.

[lenialenient]

I sort of... kinda... announced it yesterday but here I am making it official. REAL JOBS is coming out on the 20th of October. Yeah, let that sink in. I certainly won't.

And YES, ebook PREORDERS are now available in a bunch of places EXCEPT for Amazon. (Jeff only allows preorders for kindle ebooks. Eat my ass Jeff). Get your dysfunctional gay artist living arrangement book here:

And YES, the thing you see there is my placeholder cover until the cover is revealed. Yes. That.

After the cover is revealed in late September, paperback preorders will also be going live. Be there or be square.

(Also once again all caps THANKS to @cupidle for the lovely promo art)

[allo-frouto]

Can't wait to find out what that throat can do

Someone's eager!

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[byjove]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Uncaring

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[windwenn]

Been re-watching gravity falls for the summer

[evilgoodguys]

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus: