#maybe unprovoked ill randomly go into song about one of them but for now... cryptic

[jrueships]

What are your current wips?? If you don’t mind sharing

OKAY bestie imma be Honest with u... they be piling up higher than iverson on any given day.. so much that i can't even give u a long summary on up to like 3 of em cus they're all so stupid n weird n complex so like IMMA JUST GIVE LIKE ... short sentence (s?) Mini summary on SOME of em... without context LOL

Yall can ask for specifics on ones if you want (and haven't already .. im ngl i just be kinda talkin in the tags and not realizing i be revealing so much 😞 my fbi agent probably got a case file on me bigger than all the old famous rappers' underground bunkers combined)! cus i didn't want this sitting around unattended to longer than it already has (let me brush that cobweb off your clavicle my good skeleton 😸).. i had to answer it sometime! Just not with the length i WANT to bcus tumblr is afraid of my power apparently 😑. ANYWAYS LETS GET RIGHT TO IT

THE individual WIP SUMMARIES

Pg stabs kawhi kills him dead lol

Russell westbrook takes demar to cracker barrel

Ant gets cyberbullied by Embiid

Trae drowns

Keldon has a shotgun

Keldon wears a sexy cow outfit

Keldon cracks Luka in the face with a metal baseball bat

Joel teaches Maxey how to get free stuff from the vending machine and the vending machine falls on him (joel)

DeMar has depression. Kyle has abandonment issues. And he hates the Titanic

Scottie chews on Maxey's dreads because he's nervous. Maxey hits him with a rolled up magazine. Scottie cries

Russell takes giannis on a fashion spree. Giannis hits bledsoe with a shopping cart

Rolo takes Dunn out to Disney to help with his depression lmfao

Dennis smith jr calls boban ugly and Tobias throws a ball at him

Joel cries and John bullies him lol

Diggs killed Allen's cactus he gave him so he jumps the fence into Allen's property in the middle of Buffalo winter just to give it a proper burial before breaking down crying (then tries to tease allen with the idea of having s*x maybe. Allen doesn't get it because he's stupid and that makes diggs cry even more)

Desmond bench presses jaren

Jalen tries braiding Josh's leg hair and Josh kicks him in the nose

Kyle considers killing Zach

John REALLY hates steph. Mails him roaches

Draymond thinks dad bods are hot

OKAY that's.. some of them LOL at least the ones i can recall off the top of my head. I'm not hunting thru my millions of docs to remind myself of my self-made horrors for more 😭 even tho there Is more... a shamefully LOT more...