#maybe this could have all been avoided if you asked her to lick it vriska
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Feferi: okay vriska, goodness lesson number one. You sea someone drop their wallet.
Feferi, whispering: teresea, drop the wallet
Terezi: *TOSS3S 1T ON TH3 GROUND*
Feferi: now, what do you do?
Vriska: Excuse me, ma'am, 8ut I do 8elieve you've dropped your wallet
Terezi: DO3SN'T LOOK F4M1L14R TO M3.
Vriska: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Terezi: NOP3, 1T'S NOT M1N3.
Vriska: It *is* yours. I am trying to 8e a good person and return it to you.
Terezi: R3TURN WH4T TO WHO >:?
Vriska, facepalming, then showing Terezi her ID: Aren't you Terezi Pyrope?
Terezi: YUP
Vriska: And this is your ID
Terezi: YUP
Vriska: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must 8e your wallet.
Terezi: TH4T M4K3S S3NS3 TO M3.
Vriska: Then t8ke it.
Terezi: 1T'S NOT MY W4LL3T.
Vriska: You dimwitted 8u88le 8utt! Take 8ack your wallet or I'll rip your arms off!!!!!!!!
Feferi: *uses a tickle machine on vriska*
Feferi: no! wrong! good seaple don't rip other people's arms off!
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#feferi peixes#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#mod terezi#source: spongebob squarepants#maybe this could have all been avoided if you asked her to lick it vriska
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Hello! Can I get Vriska, Terezi, Kanaya, and Feferi reacting to accidentally injuring their S/O? Please and have a good life ::::D
{ Oh, well—I should have done matchups but I have no inspiration for them and I feel a little sick so I think I do only this one and then I stop for today 😟 }
🔮 Vriska Serket 🔮
Actually, her real intention was to hurt you, she is not the kind of person who does something if she does not truly mean it. Then, she is a bitch, we know it, and sometimes she is too much bitchy.For some time, she was thinking about the possibility to have a kismesis relationship with you because she got a little bored of your actual relationship and she needed some new inspiration and stimulus. Vriska is still a highblood and they are more fixed to those types of relations since they are so violent and aggressive and Vriska, in particular, is so manipulative and ferocious in her ways and thoughts. It’s not really easy being with her and you have always been tough enough for her until she injured you and you could not understand why.Since you are a human, you did not understand her true feelings and intentions, it’s all troll stuff and you got so worried she was angry with you for something. You were so sad because you did not want this relationship to become something sick or abusive like the relationship Vriska had with Tavros that was anything other than romantic and sane. After that episode, you isolated yourself because you had to think about it and you felt so depressed and offended because you actually loved her despite her awful personality. Maybe Vriska was abusing you and she was playing with your mind as she did with anybody else. You were just one of her toys she was going to throw away. The spider troll did not understand why you were avoiding her, to her it was normal and you had to do your move but maybe she forgot you were a human and in your culture, violence is not something romantic. Then, Vriska felt like an idiot because she acted like an asshole with you and she did not want to offend but maybe she had to talk about the black romance with you before she hit you and now she was losing you. Big deal-!Vriska decided to contact you via pesterchum even if she was still too proud to say sorry saying she was wrong since she believed she never was wrong. She had to ruin everything, every time. It seemed her speciality. You were not online but she explained to you the reason why she hit you, and you felt a little confused because it was not a good reason and you did not want to have a kismesis romance with her if you already had a matesprite relationship with her. It was nonsense!Vriska said that you could hit her if this could have helped you to feel better but you did not want to injure her, you were not violent. You made her promise not to do something like this a second time or you would have gone away forever.
🐉 Terezi Pyrope 🐉
You and Terezi were doing some roleplaying session and she was the detective like always while you were the dirty criminal. It was very funny even if she took these games too much seriously and sometimes it seemed she wanted to put you in a jail for real. This time, she had crossed the line because she forgot it was just a game, so she hit your head with her stick and then she laughed so hard saying you were under arrest and you had the right to contact a lawyer (actually, she was the lawyer, too). She could play two characters at the same time and it was quite weird but funny as well. You understood very well her poor dragons plush because she had no mercy for them during these role-play games. When she realized her mistakes she apologised to you and she was going to lick your bruises, maybe you would ask to her to hit you more often, what a naughty person you were!
✨ Kanaya Maryam ✨
Oh, no.How did it happen? It’s impossible, she does not believe in this.Kanaya is not a violent troll –unless you are not a crazy clown so she is going to kick your ass like there’s no tomorrow-. You are not a clown, instead. You are her precious and pretty matesprite, she feels so bad for what she did. Maybe you said something she did not like or maybe she was angry for something and you were in the wrong time and place so she vented her rage on you and it was not right, at all.She’s asking for your forgiveness because it’s something unacceptable and she feels so guilty. Kanaya is the most understanding and wisest troll, so she can’t act like a mad clown. No!You can understand it was all a mistake and she will never do it again, so she will spoil you like you were her little and lovely child until you ask her to stop… But I doubt you want her to stop.
🐟 Feferi Peixes 🐟
Feferi is a high blood but she is not that violent to hit her mate because she loves you a lot so the thought of hurting you has never crossed her pretty mind. It was a mistake, for sure.Actually, Feferi appears like a cute and candid fish but she is very strong, so many times looks can be deceiving so be careful.It’s quite funny and ironical because she was hugging you so hard, she could not contain herself because she loves you too much so she put a little more effort and her hug became just like a grip, a bears trap. You were suffocating and she did not realize it because you had no breath in your body to speak. When she realized you were coughing up, she was surprised and worried because it was a hug. She smiled full of shame, apologising to you. Then, she kissed your cheek saying she did not mean it. It’s your fault if you are so cute, she must cuddle you!
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A Mother’s Legacy, Chapter 2
Set two years after the first chapter, a lot of time and a lot of events have considerably passed within Vriska’s life.
The plot takes place in modern day London, England and follows Mindfang trying to explain to her granddaughter - Selina Serket - the complexity of Vriska’s illness after Selina is unaware why her mother isn’t home some days.
Short and bittersweet with following a format I’m trying to get into.
It was in the evening, and the weather in London wasn’t particularly cold, nor was it hot. A cool breeze would occasionally pass by, and the clouds had obscured the sun due to set in an hour or two. Little Selina, merely two years old - a sweep in Alternian time - had been playing outside with little Spidermom. She had the white spider cupped in her hands playing peek-a-boo while Spidermom hissed gleefully.
Out in the distance near the house, Mindfang watched over the small child. Her laughter and youth brought her joy, but it was getting late. Vriska would not be home until a little later in the night; her monthly check-up for her illness was today of all days. After a few minutes, Mindfang chuckled and yelled out. “Selina! Get back in here, dear! Sun’s getting low...”
Selina turned around, eyes widening. “Mam!” She squeaked. Delicately, the young child held Spidermom in her hands to avoid squishing her to bits. Selina ran forward, almost tripping over herself in joy of seeing what she assumed was her own mother. “You’re home, mam!” She held up the little Spidermom for Mindfang to hold onto. She obliged, and chuckled as she let the spider rest on her shoulder.
After a few moments, Selina began tugging at Mindfang’s little pajama pants. She wanted a hug, and Mindfang chuckled. “Oh, darling Selina. You’ve still not seen the difference, have you? I’m your grandmother.” She picked her up and lifted her up. Almost a few seconds later, the young child booped Mindfang on the nose and giggled.
“But you two look so similar!” Selina had said. Not surprisingly, Mindfang closed the door and nodded. Without making them stand side-by-side, she and her own daughter would look near identical if not for the glasses and taller set of forked and hooked horns.
Mindfang nuzzled the child in her belly and Selina giggled further. Spidermom had gone elsewhere, moving down the cerulean blood’s arm to go hunt down an insect over in the distance. “Your ‘mam’ is not home yet, lass. For now, enjoy grandma’s presence.”
The young child whined. “Aww! But she promised!” She pouted, but Mindfang shushed her and pressed her lips together.
“I know, sweetie. I know. But, my daughter is sick, and she needs to visit the doctor to get better.” Mindfang then stopped and lowered Selina down to her lap, ruffling the small child’s hair.
“But why is my mam sick?” Selina had asked rather quietly.
The smile on Mindfang disappeared. It was going to be hard to describe schizophrenia to a small child, let alone for her to even comprehend it. She pursed her lips and tried to formulate words. “Well...she...got into bad trouble long ago.”
“Is she okay?” The young child was curious at this point. It was vague, and rather confusing to her. Who could ever hurt her mother? This, too, was also a question that bugged Mindfang for some time. She simply nodded and hummed. Selina was still curious for more, and she had proceeded to ask her grandma more about it.
The question made her freeze in place just for a bit, before she relaxed and tried to make up a story. “Something terrible happened.One fine morning, all of her friends disappeared. She was alone, and very sad. She could still hear them sometimes, but they were never really there.” A deep sigh escaped Midnfang’s lips and she pondered. How can I make this kid-friendly but also not too serious? An idea popped up almost immediately.
“An evil and cruel being came to her doorstep one day and said it’s going to stay with her.” The taller Serket said. She was trying to beat around the bush and be delicate, biting her lower lip. “That...creature is still here. Sometimes it comes to her and makes her sad again.”
She took a small breather and remained silent for a bit. Selina was still innocently looking onwards, waiting on her grandma to finish. “It’s been living with her for 12 years now. Every time she gets better, it comes back even more cruel.”
Selina frowned and whimpered just a little. “No fair! I hope mam beats that evil monster!” The young child curled her fists up and growled, but it did make Mindfang laugh just a bit. “She has been beating it, Selina. Ever since you were hatched, she’s been beating it back a lot. You help her so much...you’ve no idea.” She smiled, and leaned in to give a peck on Selina’s cheek. “Such a good girl, supporting your mother in times of need.”
The little girl smiled a toothy grin, as if she had just heard the best news of her life. “Good! I hope it goes away. Nobody should ever hurt my mam!” She bounced up and down on Mindfang’s lap before the taller Serket proceeded to boop the young child’s nose for earlier.
“Your mother will be fine. She’ll be well, just you watch!” She tried to motivate her granddaughter, and for now it seemed to work. Selina cheered and then gave her grandma a small hug. Mindfang chuckled and stroked the nape of her granddaughter’s hair. “Precious little one.”
The sound of a door opened up, and Mindfang was the first to hear of it. “Speaking of...she’s home.” She grinned, revealing her own fangs. Selina’s eyes widened and she quickly jumped off of her grandma, yelling out ‘mam’ while running towards the door. The taller cerulean-blood followed suit, grabbing her Pyralspite cane and stood herself up. It had been about time her daughter returned home.
In stepped Vriska, a little tired but glad she was home. Her eyes were a little orange - signs indicating she was crying a little while earlier - but nonetheless she wasn’t now. She began untying her red shoes and put them in the drawer. The sound of her daughter calling out brightened her up, and before she knew it, the little ‘pitter-patter’ of Selina’s footsteps caused her to smile. “Well hey, if it ain’t lil’ Scuttlebutt! C’mere, you!” Vriska laughed and picked up Selina off of the ground. She smooched her cheek and brushed her hair, nuzzling the child’s nose. Her daughter’s delighted squees of joy made her forget about what happened earlier today.
Out in the living room, Mindfang slowly approached whilst holding her cane, twirling it around in her fingers. She knew her daughter had been crying. She could see it in her eyes, and without even saying a word, Vriska let Selina down. “Go upstairs, kiddo. I’ll meet you in a bit, and then we can watch Miraculous Ladybug like I promised!”
Selina nodded and then went up the stairs on her own. Vriska took off the other shoe and then her own mom poked her with the cane. “So, ‘mam’, are you ever going to adjust how she says mom?”
The Serket chuckled and shrugged. “Maybe. I could teach her this weekend. Gotta admit it’s cute, though.” Vriska walked to her jacket closet and hung up her jacket, leaving her with a tank-top with the Scorpio symbol on the front. “You’re probably wondering why my eyes are bloodshot, aren’t you.”
Mindfang nodded. “You know me all too well, lass. Did you see...her?”
Just a simple nod from Vriska. She sighed and shook her head. “She was there. First time in a year. She’s still legally able to see me during medical visits.” Vriska pulled out a list of documents and handed it to her mother to see. “My illness is...slightly better, according to the doctor. Doesn’t mean jack shit when I have to see her again, though.”
The taller Serket sighed and rubbed her temple. This was not good, especially after what had happened the last time. “And what happened?”
“What do you think happened, mom? We argued. There’s nothing any different every single time we see each other now.”
“I know, but...what for this time?”
Vriska went silent. She stared at the wall in front of her and tried to remember what they were at each other’s throats for. It made no sense in her head right now. Whether it be her illness, or sheer tiredness of having to see her despicable face again, she didn’t know. She didn’t care. She brushed the hair with her palm and shrugged again.
“Her reckless attitude. Her incessant dealings with her new girlfriend. Trying to chide me; make me jealous that I’m not with her. Not like she gives a damn, she doesn’t even seem to remember we had a child together.” She muttered bitterly the last sentence. It made no sense to her, but the past is the past, and it should stay that way. She rubbed her mouth and shook her head again. None of that should matter today.
“You know, it’s funny. We move to England while she still lives in the States, and she still bothers to try to berate me for what happened.” Vriska couldn’t understand it either, but again. None of that should matter to her right now.
That was all Mindfang needed to know for now. It wouldn’t make a lick of a difference if they’d continue this conversation on a sour note. She clicked her tongue and slacked her posture momentarily. “I suppose we’ll talk more about this tomorrow. I’m sure your daughter’s waiting.”
“And what about you, Aranea?” Vriska lifted up her chin and started heading upstairs, with Mindfang in tow. “What’re you gonna do for tonight? ‘cause I’m cooking later.”
Mindfang smiled. Her daughter hadn’t called her Aranea in a long while, so it was nice to hear her say her proper name. “I’ll join you later tonight. I need to take a look at these notes. Wouldn’t want Selina worrying, right?” She chuckled and stuck out her tongue at her daughter in a teasing manner.
“No, of course not.” Vriska laughed and went to her own room to get changed. Her daughter had been sitting on the bed playing with a Marinette plushie whilst cackling. She thought herself as the next villain Ladybug would face, and it made the cerulean-blood chuckle.
Just for tonight, she wished it to go away. Just for tonight, let her be with her loving daughter. With a flick of a switch and a few keystrokes on her husktop connected to the T.V, the next episode of Miraculous Ladybug started and Vriska placed little Selina between her crossed legs.
#Character: Vriska Serket#Character: Marquise Mindfang#Character: Selina Serket#Homestuck#Homestuck fanfic
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