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lesbianfakir · 6 months

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Ok final thought for the night and then I’m done being annoying.

My crossover is Princess Tutu: the Thing. Need u to imagine the opening scene where the dog is running while they all shoot at it but it’s just a little duck waddling through the snow miraculously dodging bullets

#ummmm so this assumes Duck is already dead but I need her in that bunker #maybe it’s a different duck #maybe they keep ducks #fakir would not do well in the thing #he would crack under paranoia #maybe kill someone in the process #sorry I’m going to come back tomorrow with princess tutu characters in a classic horror movie setting #im thinking like Halloween adjacent but I don’t like Halloween #princess tutu but it’s a slasher and raven mytho’s like I’m gonna getcha I’m gonna getcha #lea talks

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Quacked up

Danny never thought that Desiree was serious on her threats, or at least the threats that had to do with "turning him into a duck and abandoning him in another dimension."

But it seems that even ghost genies had their limits, because the third time he "ruined her plans," she made good on her threat. Danny wasn't worried about Amity, Team Phantom could take care of that just fine.

He was more concerned about his webbed feet and duckbill. Plus the fact that he showed up in the middle of a warehouse occupied by mobsters, although the supposed mobsters were more involved in trying to catch him (were his ears wrong or had he heard an "aww"?) than killing him. One of them even named him "Duck Hood."

Jason didn't know how to feel watching all his employees chase a duck. It was a weird duck, with glowing green eyes (was it possible for a duck to dive into the pits??), and he was sure he saw it float by at some point, but at least his "lair" was a little more lively.

He wondered if he should give it to Damian or keep it.

#dpxdc #Duck Danny #Desiree was mad at him #her obsession is to fulfill wishes #she can't stop just because he wants to #and Danny frustrated even the littlest wish #So she transformed him into a Duck and left him into the DC dimension #dp x dc #dc x dp #Hood goons just saw a duck walking into their organization and fall in love with the animal #They like Duck Hood #and want to adopt him #Danny doesn't #he want to come back to his universe #at least most of his powers work #Jason wonders if it's possible that a pit duck exists #maybe he should keep it just to be sure

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surreal-duck · 3 months

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es rarepair week 2024 day 1 | AU/future

lil ghostic au of mine!!! yuzuru and the rest of fine are long since trapped souls in an abandoned mansion of which rst come across while looking for shelter during a storm :] it doesnt um. particularly end well

#doodles #duck scribbles #es rarepair week 2024 #midoyuzu #yuzumido #i Was gonna do the stardew au but then it made me kind of sad. actually this is even worse in that aspect but im in a mood #enstars #midori finds his diary of which details the life of and events leading to yuzuru and the rest of the residents' deaths and w it slowly #becomes able to see/interact with (to an extent) yuzurus spectre himself #midori takamine #yuzuru fushimi #ghostswere initially rather aggressively hospitable in order to keep lost strangers there to eventually die and become a lost soul like the #but most w time grew to just want to be freed and be able to pass on in peace. more hostile ghosts become vague wisps of what they were bef #ore once theyve lost their tether to humanity but those with a strong will still have more control and effect on their surroundings somewha #yuzuru specifically was determined to maintain the mansion and has for decades and maybe centuries kept it orderly hence the clarity of his #spirit!!! having been one of those hostile spirits himself before has moved on to gently guiding guests away from the more dangerous areas #and assisting them so as to ensure their safe leave #they look for a way to break the curse on the mansion together so as to free all their souls!! unfortunately for midori she fell in love w #someone who has long since died 👍#the lil ballroom scene was a funny thing i dreamed about a while ago actually. i like to think watarus ghost put on some music unprompted #oh and since the rest of rst is also there technically you can expect chiaki is Not having a very good time

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 2 months

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GUESS WHOS BACK

#knox rambles #WHATSUPEVERYBODY #i have become newly obsessed with the PK (duck avenger) so you might see some of that from me im on issue 30 and its the best thing thats #happened to me in ages #CAMPING HAD UPS ANDNDOWNS BUT WAS GOOD FOR MY BRAIN IM BACK TO WRITING AND DOODLING AND #READY TO TACKLE A MONKIE KID EP IM FEELING LOADS BETTER CANT WAIT TO RAMBLE #desperately need to do laundry and stuff but im also working on something so [wiggles eyebrows] maybe y'all will think its neat #i hope to have it up by the end of the week if possible so keep an eye out RAAAA

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holidaybrews · 2 years

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I don’t think I’ve seen many people talk about this scene and it’s one of my favorite moments. red guy immediately does his best to try and distract duck once he starts freaking out about the situation and he’s so sweet about it. he talks to him about the current lesson and everything that’s happened, and then once yellow walks away, duck seems to be much more relaxed. this episode is my favorite just because of how aware the three are about each other it makes me so happy

#sorry I keep making these kinds of posts #I don’t have other people to talk about it with #so I thought maybe making these posts might help someone else feel like they have someone to talk to :)#don’t hug me i’m scared #dhmis #red guy #dhmis duck #duck #yellow guy #fluffybird #duck x red guy #red guy x duck #puppetry

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ladychandraofthemoone · 2 months

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💚8/8 🦆

Happy late Duck 🦆 Day! Have a bunch of quackers. Hot take but I really like AEG!Duck Design just with some minor changes.

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femivi · 1 hour

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“meanwhile what can i do? look at her to my heart's content, yes, at least i can do that. i let my gaze wander... the perfect curve of her eyelashes, the wings of her nose flaring at regular intervals, these remarkable things that are her rosy lips perched on her pale skin. her half opened mouth, the tip of her tongue caught between her teeth, that's the habit she has when she's touching something with her full attention— i've only noticed quite recently.”

#femitano ˖ ࣪ ♪ ˖#🌷💼 ⸝⸝#quote from the manga “veil” ! ! pls read it ♡#i wanted to keep the theme a bit disorganised #to match the inner vibe of the ding ding !!! modern au yippee !! 💘 ٩( ᐛ )و it's official !!!#hm hm .. if u missed my recent ramblings ..#it's basically a comforting romance between a policeman and a flower shop owner next door ﾉ across the street from the police station #it was a silly idea that came up to me when .. a rly sweet policeman sat down next to me on a tram the other day ..#vry much following the duck lover tano agenda in this au .. sighs .. 🦆🤍#i'd like to talk abt it more but i'm tired now ♡ maybe later ..

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icewindandboringhorror · 9 months

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Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below)#My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm..#pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread...#I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever.#And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

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hells-greatestdad · 3 months

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Another mutual got me pondering what if Lucifer had a voxtagram account and the things he'd post to it

I kinda want to make a side blog for that as well lmaoo

#ooc #I'm thinking that if he did #he might not make it obvious that the account belongs to THE KING OF ALL HELL #like he'd try and keep that discreet maybe?#and just post duck pictures and stuff lmaoo #I dunno but be fun to explore what he'd do w social media

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probably-voldemort · 4 months

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Update:

I am fully caught up on my course and have nothing else due for it until Friday next week so (theoretically but like incredibly optimistically hopefully) I should have time this week to get the next chapter of darling finished and posted

#i literally have like three scenes left to write #like it's so close #maybe tomorrow night???#also fun fact #i was teaching at middle school today #and i overheard this group of girls talking about the fanfic they're collectively writing #apparently it's shrek x daffy duck #and apparently they're trying to get to the smut point in their fic but they just keep adding characters and plot twists #so they haven't gotten there yet #but anyway #shout out to them #also hopefully they don't see this cause i'm back there again next week lol #anyway #darling hold me in your arms

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1800duckhotline · 7 months

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also wtf why does none of the companions react to you being a literal oathbreaker. like even just not giving a shit about it vocally would be fun. is nobody asking anything about the literal undead animated armor hanging around camp rn? no? you guys dont mind? okay.

#I think for a game that costs like a gas bill you'd imagine more interactivity/reactivity between npcs.....#and like... more involvement with that happens to the Main Character; the player #but maybe i just dont know shit from jack about videogame creartion #duck bg3 time #anyway i like to think that jutta's like surprisingly handling this whole thing so swell that people find it weird like #girl are you okay? you literally have become an oathbreaker. isnt it a big deal for paladins #jutta: i keep having visions and urges to kill and maim for pleasure. i think this is fine by me .#jutta: in fact im shocked it didnt happen earlier .

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thejanewayprotocol · 1 month

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A co jeśli kaczka jest silniejsza i pokona Cię w walce

uhh in that case I'd need to change the phrase... Something like “Jestem silny, mogę walczyć z rybą” (hope that’s correct)

No one has ever called me out on it before

#my polish is terrible #sorry #I'd definitely lie and keep the phrase #and call the duck a kłamca #I should just say lion or something #no one would check #or so I thought #I maybe need to go to the gym #get strong enough to prove this

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lemonduckisnowawake · 8 months

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Me, today: I will not get angry about people slandering Jesus. I will not lose my temper seeing yet another post throwing His character in the garbage as some politically woke or politically conservative people pleaser. I will not stab my hand with a fork when I see people poking fun at his friendships as homoerotic - *sees a post like that and slowly steps out of the internet*

No seriously. I am shaking the screen and BEGGING people to remember that even though Western Christian traditionalism has deep, *deep* wrongs, There Are Literal People Dying And Being Tortured Because Of Their Faith In Christ In The Modern World. And the way I see people making light of faith and outright mocking it or "dumbing it down" to appeal to their own moral worldview is sometimes kind of painful

#lemon duck quacks #i need a salt tag so people can block that....#I'll think of one later #anyway yeah....sometimes the things i see western folk doing to Christianity makes me sigh #what is it about humanity's need to make a mockery out of the things we disagree with?#I've caught myself doing it sometimes too and it's just sad #like I've seen people make mockery out of Eastern spirituality and religions or Islam or something #and it DOES make me mad #especially when I see adherents of those religions trying to placate people by going #'oh our worldview DOES actually support yours! we're friendly to your political stance :)'#when no. NO. you guys don't have to defend your worldview like that???#worldviews are called such because they're different and there WILL be times when moralities clash against each other!#DRAMATICALLY #and it's up to you to see if you can keep being friends/interacting with someone who has a drastically different moral standard than you #and if you can't there is no reason to try and make their religion/worldview fits yours or whatever #this is aimed at Christians too who try and force non-Christians to see things through their perspective btw #also just because you hate someone's viewpoint because it's objectively wrong to you doesn't mean you have to mock it or them #by all means try and deconstruct it if you want but stop making fun of it or pretending you know eeeeeverything about their worldview #sorry you guys i am VERY salty #maybe a tad bit angry but mostly salty #anyway you religious people who have studied your texts and persist in living it out even if it doesn't conform to the western world's #political worldviews (whether liberal or conservative in the us or uk or etc sense) have all my respect and 'hwaiting's #stars I'm so salty i could perseve my own meat with it

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chvoswxtch · 2 years

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the defenders honestly should’ve been called “everybody fucking hates danny”

#it was eight episodes of them absolutely shitting on him #well maybe 7 cause they did kinda rescue him #they were basically like he’s a trust fund dipshit but he’s OUR trust fund dipshit ):<#danny rand you adorable idiot #luke cage you’re still fine as hell #jessica jones I am still in love with you #matty murdock you’re also a dipshit why would you do that #colleen baby you’re the real star #claire my love it’s so good to see you again #foggy and karen pls get your idiot duck and keep him on a leash #elektra natchios baby that was so sexy of you pls keep doing what you’re doing #am I prepared to watch s3 of daredevil again?#absolutely not #but the pain must go on or whatever that saying is #matt murdock #daredevil #luke cage #jessica jones #danny rand #iron fist #colleen wing #claire temple #elektra natchios #karen page #foggy nelson #the defenders #marvel

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writing-shit-ig · 19 days

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Okay soo...

I made a writing account!

i write both original and fanfic because sometimes i reallyyyyyy have brainrot and other times i need to. Book. I don't rlly have a way to introduce myself other than just. Yeah that.

oh yeah! I'm aroace and a lot of my stories will involve violence and horror and angst rather than romance and fluff and stuff haha, just how i am (un)fortunately! Also i'm non-binary: they/he pls and thanks :D

i'll probably reblog writing tips and whatnot, just because i kinda have to in order to get in the writing mood.

might post snippets or shit i'm proud of here, but don't count on it (i'll probably end up making progress posts at some point too)

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lulubeanie · 1 month

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Idea in my brain seems like it might be way too much to be a comic.. I may have to write it into a fanfic instead

#duck speaks #it's about Raz and his family #and also sorta connected to my future/teens au but it takes place much closer to the games. maybe a few months or so after #but ouhh #I keep having cool ideas that would be fun to draw #and then they branch out to be so much and I wouldn't be able to draw that much.. and if I did it would be a lot to share anyway #I do like writing though. so that's ok #and probably I can draw out some of the scenes if I want even

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