#maybe she’s just fucking with them

[caterpillarinacave]

If you think the natm 3 junior novelization is deranged now just WAIT until they meet Cleopatra! What!

No but what was that even 😭😭😭😭

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[puppppppppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[fraternum-momentum]

puts her in a blender

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

Can’t stop thinking of the concept of Martha and Thomas Wayne getting resurrected pre-Jason Reveal, and he has all this shit planned, he hasn’t done any of his Dramatic Ideas™️ yet, but Jason “theater kid” Todd hears that his grandparents have come back from the dead, and goes “oh fuck, this would be SO fucking funny” and just. Shows up. Acts like whatever brought them back also did it to him. Alfred answers the door and he’s just like “guess it runs in the family :)”

Bruce et al. are thrilled, if a bit confused as to why he’s so Big now, but they figure whatever, it’s fine, Jason’s BACK

Martha and Thomas, though, IMMEDIATELY know something is up. But they Know in a sort of “I’ve been dead before” way so when they question him they do it out of earshot of everyone else, with an excuse about wanting to get to know their grandson. Jason, knowing he won’t be able to fool them (he’s honestly shocked he’s gotten this far with Alfred), fucking folds immediately. Thing is, you cannot tell me those two had no mob connections. Idc what cannon does or does not say. I stand by the firm belief that organized crime is the funniest possible way for the Waynes to get their fortune, and that’s how a lot of my headcannons start.

ANYWAY, Thomas and Martha are, as a result, amusingly supportive of his crime lord career. To them, this is just a family member with a hobby that reflects their younger years.

So you have

• Bruce Wayne, the Batman, fighting crime

• Jason Todd, his son, Red Hood the prolific crime lord

And

• Thomas and Martha Wayne, Bruce’s parents, who went full mafia family and are very supportive of both careers

And then there’s Alfred, who is pretty sure Martha and Thomas aren’t the only undead members of his family “borrowing” firearms, but in all honesty he feels better about Jason having a gun on him considering what happened to him

[moregraceful]

Aaron Ekblad's apology for taking PEDs whips ass. "Lol oops. Hey sorry I took drugs to fix my exploding body. Fuck yall for real I'll be back tho." Hell yeah brother

[non-un-topo]

POV: You're a tavern owner who just turned away a raccoon and an owl

[bumblydumbly]

i think that if kabru saw that “laios meeting falin for the first time” strip he’d be sobbing uncontrollably

[weareallgonnaliveforawhile]

Damian has favorites

Damian absolutely has favorite siblings, he actually goes out of his way to rank them using a method that lets their rank change depending on several different factors.

The first time Dick saw the list he left Gotham for a week to cry because he wasn't even on it and thought Damian was somehow disowning him until Barbara dragged him back to Gotham and made them actually communicate (terrifying, I know.) (It turned out it was just as simple as Dick was that much of a dad to Damian that it genuinely didn't occur to him to lump him in with his siblings)

As of current, the list goes;

Duke

Stephanie

Cass

Jason

Tim

Jarro

The placement of Jason, Cass, Tim and Jarro changes based on what they've done for him that week, how often he's seen them, if they've upset Father or Richard, any failings vigilante-wise, and mainly the idea of 'If they saw this ranking, would I be embarrassed about it?'.

Duke and Steph are permanently in the top two spots, with their spots only swapping depending on how much Damian has seen and talked to them that day.

Patroled with Duke but Steph took him out for milkshakes and to annoy Bruce? Number one spot goes to her.

Duke takes him out for a ride on his motorcycle during his lunch period at school? Number one spot goes to him.

It's very notable that the list dictates his behavior to his siblings. Whoever's in the top spot? He'll let them carry him as if he's a fucked up cat with barely a complaint if they want to. They earned that. Five and below? He is actively pouring sand into their beds.

Steph is vaguely aware of the list but honestly thinks she's near the bottom or something. Tim is hyper-aware of it but doesn't know what the criteria are and keeps getting really competitive trying to get into the top 2 at least once, and he keeps failing miserably.

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[claraoswalds]

It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!

[fallenclan]

chumtail can be real but he's a shallowclan cat now. sorry

[shouyuus]

>“college roommate!vi who goes real quiet the first time you laugh in her presence, a real laugh, not one of those ha-ha ones you snipe at her when she's trying to get a rise out of you, or teasing you about spending all your time in the library, but one that shakes your shoulders and makes your whole face light up.”

inserts that one reaction image with the badly drawn figure head in hands blushing. ahem anyways i’ve been going through your collage roommate stuff again because it’s so lovely i love rereading it!!! your hc stuff is so nice

i feel like just. lovergirl!vi is so real in every universe right like no matter what, she loves so hard and with her whole entire fucking chest. like.

the first time she feels that tingle in her stomach, she kinda knows is already a bit too late. bc like PHEW there's only DOWN from here like she's finna SPIRAL and she KNOWS it.

all rise for simp!vi truthers!!!!