#maybe its j because of my pfp

[wishi-selfships]

You remind me 100% of sonic! Really ur now my first thought whenever i see him

:0

UUUAAGAHDHDHDHS IM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANEEE 😭😭😭😭 THATS ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS EVER SAID 2 MEE T□T!!!! THANK YOUUUU

[steampunkedparm]

bluh bluh bluh sketch I started that im hoping i can make into a full peice for a friend :P saying this though has definitely cursed me into doing exactly not that blarrgh!!!

only posting in here because she fellows my art acc on insta but she doesn't have a Tumblr ;P hehe

[maiyuyuns]

Es did you take my black eye shadows? I mean, with you being on your emo arc and everything /j /j /j /j /j /j (because of the pfp and the banner? I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just messing with you)

ynmm… ymmmunmmummm… maybe..? LOOK ITS JUST ME WHEN MIKOTOS INTERROGATION QJS OKYDHEJJFJSJD evaporates

[the-maker-of-pronouns]

j..jolteon...maybe a hazard sign? like my pfp ? i've been feelin bright yellow

Joltage yellow gender!!!!!!

Joltage yellow gender is When you're gender feels like its a shocking bright yellow!!!

I made 2 variations of the flag. Because I couldn't pick whether. Or not do a voltage symbol or a toxic symbol.!!

I picked up the colors just by picking very bright, yellow, and happy yellows!!

[areamodell]

i don’t wanna sound pick me, btw

i was listening to lacy by olivia rodrigo and basically it’s kinda js wanting to be someone else bc like ur jealous of them(idk how to describe it)

and i saw a video on tt saying “even the prettiest girls have a lacy”(like someone they’re jealous and want to be) and i wonder, am I someone’s lacy?????

it would be nice if i am. but idk if anyone really wants to be ME.

everyday is so rough and im soooo tired. im so tired of being indecisive and not knowing what i want. im not that smart for people to be like “damn, i wanna be her bc she’s so smart.” i think ppl would wanna be me bc i have a lot of friends but i honestly don’t think so. i do have friends but at the end of the day i don’t really know who’s my closest friend because everyone just has their own bestfriend. like yeah i hang out w adriana and mariah but they were friends way before so they’re obvi closer. and then arlette and charlotte were already hanging out w eachother before. and alicia and grace just randomly started getting close and it hurt my feelings a lot bc i thought we were bsf. and then ivy and sophia too, they’ve been friends for so long and i do like hanging out w them i wouldn’t mind being in a trio but i think i js prefer bein in a duo. and ive been thinking about who’s my closest friend and it’s honestly no one:(

(the 3 things is body, brains, beauty and i js states brains in the last one)

people say i’m pretty and i do appreciate it but i don’t take it so seriously because i know there’s so many other people who are more prettier. i can’t stand looking at myself for so long because it makes me so uncomfortable. seeing how dark my eyes look in the mirrror scares me, and ever since my friend grace said i look like a mouth breather from my side pfp, i js never wanted to put my hair up so i js have the same basic hair style everyday.

i think my body was good but then one of my friends started to js call me fat for no reason. at lunch i dropped a packet of crackers and j was obviously disappointed bc who wouldn’t be, and my 2 friends walked by and js started calling me fat and i js started getting a weird body dysmorphia. ever since then i haven’t been comfy in my own body because now she just calls me a gummy bear:( i have a lot of acne too and maybe it’s js puberty acne but i already hit puberty so its hormones or smth i have no idea. but my acne never seems to go away.

maybe i am actually pretty and i don’t know because girls bring me down. i have no idea.

[j1nx-xyz]

Woo I'm not dead

August 31 2023

Listen I honestly forgot about this account so I haven't written in so long, so now I get to make a long post on my life updates (also ignoring the scary-ass clown staring at me on my homepage)

I don't remember what I wrote last so we will start with a big change. I dropped R (will not be using names) and I seemed to change for the better after that, well I think changed a lot. Though recently they started being a bitch, yk that Lana del Rey audio, it goes like "I win" at the end and they had the audacity to put "you blocked me" "I win" like excuse me actually I blocked you second because I didn't want you on my account and now you make it to be like some big achievement??? It's really not but yeah. you go bro. also after some more looking into things, (let me add context first) there were these two account both matching user and pfps and were on my partners account harassing them so I was like "Oh they have T's name in it ill ask R" asked them, they apparently knew nothing so I was like "ask T" apparently T didn't know though her name was in the user so I asked her personally and she was being a bitch about it and I was like "chill it was a question" now I would of stopped bugging her until she screenshotted the chat, like why would you do that if you knew nothing??? but anyways, found out one of those accounts commented under R video so that cleared everything, they did know them. honestly hate how they are starting shit.

Moving on. I think since you know I now have no friends in my school I can actually focus on work since its my last year, I also have been trying to improve talking to people and actually keeping a routine since my skincare went to shit one day and I didn't know why. i start school soon so I may not find time to carry this on but I want to. I've got to actually sign up for college too soon... probably going into photography or art but most likely photography. I'm getting a whole computer setup so I wont be hunched over my laptop like I am right now typing this, I do find being able to rant like this fun even if no one will read it.

Oh my friend J asked me to join a band they are making, I'm being guitar but i only have acoustic and prefer electric but it'll have to do, they sent us a really fast pace song like... I'm using acoustic??? but its okay i can figure it out, oh i have a DnD session with them tomorrow which i totally forgot about and now i cant go shopping with my mum but its okay.

I should finish up so i can go play on my ps with C and possibly other C (Maybe I should come up with nicknames for this)

[arlecchno]

that . dream sounds disturbing :D for some reason nowadays ive started to get more disturbing dreams as well ? they cant be described as nightmares because well i wasnt exactly scared ?? by them but they were ,,,, yk . disturbing . idk maybe im too desensitized to things my brain just either emotionally damages me or is like HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [ throws random disturbing thing / content ] in my “nightmares” sometimes -

NOT THE LONELINESS 😭😭 i relate except im may or may not be legitimately lonely lmfao . a lot of those frickin popular uquiz quizzes call me out for it and im like “🤠⁉️”

lmao haitham is picking up cynos humor ?? not clickbait real ???? memes aside thanks for more portrayal validation i love rping alhaitham ( esp with kavehs ) theyre so fun - oh yeah i also have this

ngl since i have an alhaitham pfp on discord , i was kinda reading my messages in his voice cuz i was slandering language LMAO ( imagine alhaitham pronouncing “balogna” the way its spelled . made me giggle ngl )

im pretty sure aster has been my oc for almost a year now ( I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS THAT LONG BEFORE GODDAMN - ) so they have . an unholy amount of lore at the moment . i rlly need to modify the lore though because me and my friend ( we both made genshin ocs and theyre like partner ocs ) made our ocs before the release of sumeru where we got more information about irminsul and the leylines — which was vvvvvv important for my friends ocs lore — so now a lot of our stuff is either minorly outdated or some of our lore would just make a lot more sense done a different way 😭😭

even tho asters forever home ( well , as long as dilucs around ig ) is dawn winery , they travel teyvat a lot , which ties into their original name :D they wander the world too lmao ( its totally not an excuse to make them friends with all the character i like wdym hahahahahahahhaha ) . NGL THEY PROBABLY ALL MET AT THE TAVERN - whenever asters in mond ( a lot of the time bc obviously their house is there ) they work at angels share and like aster would walk into the tavern for the first time for like . a drink . dunno what kind of drink but then they just SEE this random ass kid from THEIR FALLEN ASS NATION and go “WTF” and promptly find out he is a fucking dumdum stoopid head and then regret ever coming to this place /j at the beginning kaeya and aster probably did argue at the bar a lot , these two khaenriahns WILL cause diluc to lose his sanity but its okay because then they can all cuddle by the fireplace when theyve all agreed that theyre okay with eachother ( they love eachother /p theyre just all in denial . ) . overall ragbros + aster relationship is just pure chaotic fluff and angst - sometimes they go out to murk all the fatui outside in mondstadt ! fun !! and oh god i typed WAY TOO MUCH ON THIS LMFAO

THE VOID BRICK WALL LMAO ah yes such a beauty is the unknown of the brick wall , it contains all the vastness of the universe in one block and you may observe every galaxy in its grain . also NOT THE TREE CRASH 😨

WHEKJDKDND YEAH I NEED A THOMA ROOMIE IF I EVER DECIDE ITD BE OKAY TO MOVE OUT IN THE FAR FUTURE BECAUSE I DONT THINK ID HAVE THE MENTAL ENERGY TO CLEAN THE PLACE ONCE A WEEK - and if i didnt id probably go crazy because i cant stand the feeling of dirt or sand on floors ….. bleh .

I ALWAYS STRUGGLE NO MATTER WHAT NATION LIKE . THERE WAS AN OCULI NEAR DAWN WINERY THAT I ALWAYS SAW THE DUMBASS SPARKLE TO ON THE MAP AND THEN IT TURNS OUT I NEED TO FLY A L L T H E W A Y UP SOMEWHERE TO GET IT LIKE . ARE . YOU . KIDDING . ME - it took me one whole year to figure out how to get that oculi . maybe im just stupid

omg you can NEVER mention dragonspine / winter patches around me im . IMPOSTER ALBEDO AND FELLFLOWER . they make me insane . i fucking USHXISJDIEIHDHSHAHAAAAAAAAA albedo / rhinedottir lore . alchemy in genshin impact lore . i am so . i will go feral the next time dorian / rubedo ( impostorbedo ) appears in story , wether it be event or not im . im insane thats what i am ………… hahaha …… 🤠

sometimes i forget people farm friendship exp .. im a super duper lazy player who absolutely despises grinding with my entire soul ( im the definition of “lore player” /hj ) i almost never switch out my team unless for fighting elemental bosses or enemies lmao -

DUDE MY CLASSES HAVE BEEN ACTUALLY SCREWING ME OVER WITH PROJECTS RN IM LOSING MY SANITY /nsrs im suffering so much . im losing so much precious sleep …… starts sobbing uncontrollably

i really like milk and white choccy too lmao - probs bc i just cant rlly handle bitter things but OH WELL ! my absolute favorite kind of chocolate is like any kind with strawberries / strawberry flavor in them , recently one of my friends shared some valentines chocolates she got from her boyfriend with our friend group and i gotta say that strawberry chocolate they had in there was ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPDIDDILYUMPTIOUS . it had pieces of dried strawberry too it was just . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DUDE where i live we have these things called mochi donuts and theyre so good ( ngl you can probably guess where im from just from googling mochi donuts lmao - ) regular donuts r yumyum good but mochi donuts are so satisfying to consume LMAO - but man i havent had a cinnoroll in AGES .. i think im just a pastry enjoyer in general lmao , strawberry , apple , and guava pastries are my life .

tbh i dont think any reply would ever be too long for me to read , like you could probably write me a 3 page essay as a reply and id sure as hell read it LMAO i ramble a lot too so that just makes the both of us 😋

HEIDJEKJD favorite song questions are so hard , right now id have to say either undercover martyn - two door cinema club if you just wanted my music taste im gonna list a bunch of artists now because i am a free advertising machine when i like things : owl city , the neighbourhood , chase petra , lovejoy , everybodys worried about owen , and uhhh everything from the epic: the musical sagas

ZE QUESTION ! whats your favorite like ambient sound ( city noises , water , leaves , etc etc ) and why :0

wOOO SATURN EMOJI 🪐🪐🪐🪐 I LOVE SPACE !! CYA NEXT TIME 💫💫

- jellyfish ( or alex idk lol )

oh my god HI AGAIN ALEX i'm sorry that i wasn't able to reply to this sooner 💔💔 my inbox has been wonky for some reason and it finally worked today (thank god), i hope this won't happen again 😔🤞 i miss talking with you so here's a really long reply hehe hope you don't mind!

i've had my fair share of disturbing dreams lmao, and i've also heard that if you get those kinds of dreams then it means you're dying early??? i don't really believe in superstitions though so i'm not exactly worried about it LOL

your alhaitham rps are hella funny LMFAO i always think of alhaitham of someone who'd slander a lot of things especially when it comes to languages (since he canonically speaks 20 languages), i also see him as someone who'd mispronounce words or pronounce words as exactly what they're written (like you said) and say it with such a straight face 😭 i feel like if you ever tried explaining it to him he'd be like "what do you mean this is pronounced as baloney? why is it even spelled as bologna if you're going to pronounce it so wrongly? what has this system become?" and i'm just going to be in the corner laughing my ass off at how blunt and unintentionally funny this man is

aster lore is back again!!!!! seeing you mention that aster was created before sumeru and how it's already been a year since their existence made me realize how long sumeru has been out for,, sooner or later we'll be getting fontaine in no time 😵 but back to aster! it always interests me how you have this whole background story of aster which is HELLA cool and stuff and how you keep up with the genshin lore too! i think it's such a nice touch for them to be related with the ragbros too— i can just see their silly little arguments and silly little moments they have together. i'm also sure as hell the moment aster sees the khaenriah eyes (well,, eye... to be specific) in kaeya they'd be like "oh hell no." too SJDJKJS it's just so funny thinking of the many scenarios of their first encounter could play out

oh trust me, i hate cleaning my room. if i ever have a roommate one day, i am praying to the lord that they're the most strictest person on earth so that they can make me move my ass around 😔 i'm just not the person who has the energy to do all that often

don't get me started. the oculis in mondstadt are actual hell. like i'm literally not kidding. how can they call it the nation of freedom when i have no freedom trying to get all those oculis when i was in such a low ar? /j

jokes aside the locations of those oculis in mondstadt were so... brutal. i remember using those oculi compass things and the locations they showed at stormterror's lair were so????? some of them were up at the sky and my low ar ass was so confused on how to get up there,, i also remember there was this one that was hidden in like a pillar and i actually had to get my ass up the highest hill there to fly down into that pillar because somehow they won't let me climb the pillar up... those were truly my darkest times lmfao

WINTER PATCHES!!!!! i really miss them haha i was so excited during the snowman event back then and i made a bunch of cute snowmans and taking pics of them with kazuha. hope hyv bring back the winter patches ASAP ‼️‼️ WE NEED MORE ALBEDO LORE ‼️‼️ also idk if you have done the windblume story event but just in case i'm still adding a spoiler alert;;

i'm guessing we got some rhinedottir lore? well it was only mentioned that she's apart of the hexenzirkel and she called herself a mother to albedo (despite the many things she's done that would say otherwise lmao). but fetus bedo in the cutscene is so cute hsjdjdjjs and it basically implied that his hair wasn't tied like that but instead he was created with that hair style 😭 bros really just magnificent without even trying

i'm so very interested with rhinedottir/albedo/durin/dorian lore like i just know that there's more to what we know currently.... but we probably won't be getting much anytime soon considering how deep rhinedottir's lore is sobs

LMAO i get what you're saying with being a lazy player,, i myself have been detaching myself off from genshin impact recently and it's quite relaxing‼️ i don't panic that i missed out on daily's anymore and i hope it continues that way 😭 i log in once in a while to do the events and disappear again for the next week

ahhhh the thought of school projects and assignments makes me squirm kwdjdjdj my break basically ended and i start school on monday so hahaha.... i'm back to hell again </3 so not ready for the heavy workload . hope you're getting enough rest!!! school is always so hectic hhhhh hope you're managing well

dried strawberries in strawberry chocolates????? SIGN ME TF UP(!!!!!!!! i love anything related with strawberries they're literally the best. thing. to ever. EXIST! mochi donuts sound so good looking at the pictures on google made me want to just . chomp them following the shapes one by one. donuts are absolutely scrumptious.

guava pastries?? :0 never heard of them but i'd definitely try them if i could ever get my hands on them, any pastry MUST be tried out by me‼️‼️‼️‼️ *evil laughing intensifies*

glad that i have someone to ramble stuff with!!! at least i won't suffer by keeping all this excitement to myself while rambling stuff on this blog ☝️

just listened to undercover martyn!!! i think it's kinda stuck in me now LMAO the sick beats are getting to me,,, and the beats lowkey remind me of remember when by wallows which is one of my favourite songs by the band!!!

OMG OWL CITY?? HAHA this is truly ironic because i used to love his wreck it ralph song when the movie came out!! this gave me so much nostalgia and kinda made me want to watch the movie again LOL 😭😭 overall your music taste is so>>>> you made me discover new artists like chase petra and lovejoy!!! i'm currently in love with beabadobee shdjdh some of my favourite songs from her currently are you lie all the time and dance with me 😋🤞

oh this question is interesting— i pretty much love oceans the most, if anything. the sound of waves and the chilly wind gives me so much comfort for some reason, and somehow the smell of saltwater never bothered me,, despite my dislike towards salt in general LMAO.

other than that, i think this might sound weird . but i kind of like the sound of the hustle and bustle of flea markets too. they can be kind of overwhelming sometimes because of screaming children and whatnot- but for some reason i enjoy listening to people talking with each other whilst buying stuff sjsklk very odd but it's interesting to see what other people are up to. it's so very fascinating to see the human life evolve and for me that's comforting somehow 😵‍💫

a question for you!!!! what's your favourite season and why :D

i better not get ahead of myself with my rambling and end this off here. hopefully my inbox won't shut down again like last time!! i was so upset that i couldn't reply to your ask and ended up replying this really late 💔 thrilled to see your reply soon!!! have a nice day alex 🪐🪐🪐🪐 (YES SATURN EMOJIS WOO!!!)

[osamosa11]

*cough* here i am 1223423 years later as usual ... but here we go hehe (also im too lazy to deal with the font sizes i apologize in advance)

nine albums or songs I've been listening to lately x nine people I’d like to get to know better x tag game with no name

1. why did you choose your url? once when i had hopes and dreams my purpose in life was to find a miya twins enthusiast willing to twin usernames with me ... chaatsumu and osamosa because miya atsumu & osamu + samosa chaat .... but alas it never happened so now im osamosa on here and my ao3 is chaatsumu and just matching with myself like a loser /J /LH KASJDHNK

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. my dude. i barely have one blog much less a sideblog JBHDSJKSB

3. how long have you been on tumblr? gmail says 2021!! i haven't actually posted/interacted outside of liking before this month though (it's evo's fault yall are now subjected to my presence JHBDC)

4. do you have a queue tag? i just learned how to reblog .

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? sigh i was gonna make it for fic recs when i started and then promptly abandoned it like everything else that doesnt remain in my attention span for over 5 minutes JKBHDC

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? nan feng!!! beat up because he deserves to be bullied!!! /affectionate

7. why did you choose your header? pretty fictional people !!! bullying nan feng !!! sqx is my wife !!!!

8. what’s your post with the most notes? my sunflower fx art teehee <333 (she's at 69 votes rn actually ... we all know what that means *waggles eyebrows and then cringes*) but im so emo about him and sunflowers so it makes me v happy :3

9. how many mutuals do you have? idek how i would go about checking this but i probably have like . maybe 8 followers if that idk and i follow all of them back im pretty sure

10. how many followers do you have? refer to above hehe

11. how many people do you follow? mmm around 35?

12. have you ever made a shitpost? i shitpost on twt enough, the world wouldnt be able to handle me there and on tumblr

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? once or twice if that?

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? ive spoken to maybe 3 in total but theyve all been super super sweet <333 yall are so nice . i have been getting slandered and bullied by my friendo mi for years who also happens to be my mootie here tho someone save me /j

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts i dont think ive come across this ?

16. do you like tag games? always appreciate the opportunity to yap * nods sagely*

17. do you like ask games? once again idk what this is JKDVBSDB i know what asks are but game...?

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? basically everyone ever is more famous than me so i think all of them are hehe

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? nope!

20. what is the last song you listened to? saturn - sza is playing rn hehe

21. what are you currently watching? link click live action! also remembered the tgcf donghua exists and watched all fengqing fight scenes yesterday LOL

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy? i love love sweet and spicy!! preference depends on my mood hehe

23. what is your current relationship status? single pringle, just as it has always been !

24. what is your current obsession? fengxinfengxin and also my oc that evo knows about teehee ACTUALLY . GO READ THEIR FIC WITH HIM IN IT RIGHT NEOWWW ITS BEAUTIFUL ITS EVERYTHING THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER NEEDED

25. what are nine albums/ songs you've been listening to lately?

good days - sza

sunflower - rex orange county

alive - kehlani

best friend - laufey

the things you leave behind - maruwhat & anthony lazaro

the ballad of lucy gray baird - rachel zegler

blue neighborhood - troye sivan

manta rays - chloe moriondo

you were good to me - jeremy zucker, chelsea cutler

@beemilo @rampagingnoble @sugisyakult pokes you with a stick (v lovingly hehe <33) if you wanna do this !!!

nine albums or songs I've been listening to lately x nine people I’d like to get to know better x tag game with no name

(thank you for the tag @lianhuajing !!)

1. why did you choose your url? uh. it was a play on "rose tinted glasses"

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. nope!

3. how long have you been on tumblr? I think 2022? i knew about it before, just never bothered to make a blog

4. do you have a queue tag? don't kill me, what's a queue tag?

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? I had some Thoughts about Blue Lock and wanted to post meta for it

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? uhh Flora.

7. why did you choose your header? Reo is one of my Blorbos and I just really liked that panel of him

8. what’s your post with the most notes? probably the "do you download fics" poll

9. how many mutuals do you have? about 20? i don't remember

10. how many followers do you have? 120?

11. how many people do you follow? 91

12. have you ever made a shitpost? yes. i think.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? an hour?

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? nope

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts meh. some of them are funny i guess

16. do you like tag games? yep! it's nice interaction

17. do you like ask games? i do! but uh. it's a silent empty void here. an echo chamber, if you will.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? i have no idea but i see @kingsandbastardz a lot in the mlc community

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? nope

20. what is the last song you listened to? 若梦 by 周深

21. what are you currently watching? i just finished The Double! probably starting on Dashing Youth next

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy? savoury!

23. what is your current relationship status? single

24. what is your current obsession? The Double,,,,

25. what are nine albums/ songs you've been listening to lately?

若梦 by 周深

如故 by 张碧晨

如初 by 张碧晨

借过一下 by 周深

万物不如你 by 张杰

Our dawn is hotter than day by Seventeen

Hitorijana by Seventeen

my music taste is kinda...i tend to stick to a few artists...

26. tagging (no obligation to do this!) @randomingoftherandomness @good-vs-evo @chrysofightme @bbcphile

[jmdbjk]

2023 predictions (humor me)

So now I’m gonna make my predictions for 2023 the best way I know how. Armed with bare bones basic facts fueled with rumors and gossip and hearsay and sprinkled with a few social media posts! Yeah! All you overthinkers gather ‘round!

I know perfectly well trying to predict the future is futile. But these are all the different scenarios rolling around in my head. Their solo music releases and their military enlistments are the two big things happening in 2023 and hold the most meaning to us. 

So remember I’m just wingin’ it, these are just my thoughts based on nothing except my overactive thinking and my need to lighten up the mood because gawwwd... 2025 is so farrrrr away... ...

The solo albums:

Y’all, all they’re gonna do is toss up some pieces of paper with their names written on them and they’ll get someone to pick them up one by one and read the names... that’s the order. Yep. Random. They don’t know. We don’t know.

Ok, changed my mind because I was just kidding... this will be the order of solo releases... maybe:

1. Yoongi 

...because he’s basically started up a Youtube channel (even though its still on Bangtan TV) where he drinks alcohol and chit chats with different people. And he’s showing us he’s got a Yoobooty and smooth moves now. The only thing that makes me second guess myself is we haven’t had any teasers of actual solo musical work happening except maybe one or two pics on Insta of his studio. But we know he’s the Magic Man when it comes to working on music. Drops whole albums like “oh, I did this... here it is.”  Maybe the album is ready, its just waiting for the random pieces of paper toss up. 

Actually, the real toss up is whether it will be Yoongi first or....

2. Jimin

...because the man has been clocking into work every day at 9:00 a.m. like he’s on a mission to be employee of the year or something. He sort of freaks me out when he goes to bed by 10:00 p.m. or is up and moving before 9:00 a.m. What happened to my sexy little vampire who sleeps all day? Everyone... EVERYONE... wants to show off they’re working with him and they keep saying Jimin is amazing, the song is amazing, etc. That’s mostly how we know something is coming. Soon. I’m sorta scared. I feel like its gonna hit like a freight train. Hopefully a freight train loaded with tight fitting pants and loose shirts that won’t stay on him. 

That being said, we actually have some pretty good evidence that Jimin will be on a song by BigBang member Taeyang. In January. Which begins today. That would be a great lead up to his solo album. Not that we need any more anticipation (see comment above about freight train).

3. Tae

...because he just said he’s been working on his fo-fo for two years. I know that has nothing to do with new music but it has to do with his warped sense of time. We know he’s been making songs for longer than that. JUST DO IT! PULL THE TRIGGER! THE SONGS ARE IN THE CAN! I don’t know though. I think we’d be seeing some teasers like we’ve seen with Jimin. I mean, Tae has had a pfp on his Insta from his fo-fo collection for quite a while now. Most of the year. And we had no idea it was from the fo-fo. Tae would tease his own music like that. What have we missed that could have been teasers? Just that he “threw away” those snippets he’s shared...but seriously... I think we’ll see some acting before music. Or maybe the acting will coincide with promotions for his solo release. That’s my prediction for Tae...sort of a maybe/maybe not situation.

4. Jungkook

....What can I say? He told us there’s a lot of things he wants to do in life and now he has a lot of time on his hands. So he’s out there riding his Harley and snowboarding, fueling those fanfics. However. This tour of meat restaurants that we’ve observed...he’s made that conspicuous on purpose. Signing autographs. He doesn’t have to do that. I am beginning to wonder if that will have something to do with promotions for his solo work. Hear me out: Hobi did some interviews on a radio show and IU’s show, Joon did some interviews on Youtuber channels and KBS news, Jin did some interviews with TV personalities/Youtubers... I can’t really see Jungkook doing any of that, being interviewed like that. JK is our free spirit who likes to hover in the background. Our little Gen Z’er thinking out of the box. So my prediction is JK is gonna walk us through an album of some sorts, song by song but be at a different meat restaurant while doing so. Along with showing us which restaurant has the best soju selection. Win win! Except we’ve not heard a single pin drop about whether he is working on something. So there’s that. Actually, strike that. JK is not gonna share his deepest inner thoughts on the songs he may ever release. He’ll just say, “they’re about Army” or “I was thinking about Army when I wrote that”... while stuffing his face with a wad of meat and radish. Sigh. 

Military service (ugh):

This only requires common sense. Which there’s been very little of that on all sides regarding this topic. We were so delusional, including moi. Anyway, here I am carrying on with the delusional only armed with my bare bones basic facts and all my reconnaissance efforts regarding hearsay (see what I did there?) ...

Everything we’ve been told points to a 2025 comeback. They said so. There is also a contract renewal in this timeframe. We already know Jin will be discharged on June 12, 2024. So here’s my irrelevant and wildly guessed at predictions for the others... whups, I meant here’s what my reconnaissance tells me:

Namjoon, born in 1994, is 28 years old and will enter the military by March 2023. Joon will be going so soon in 2023 in order to get back and start preparing for a BTS comeback. That puts his discharge in September 2024, three months after Jin is discharged. Joon himself said he will do his best to get them ready for 2025. 

Yoongi, born in 1993 will turn 30 years old soon (international age) and will enter the military by May 2023. He has no choice but to submit his paperwork due to his age. That would put his discharge by November 2024. 

Hmmm. Second half of 2024 now not sounding quite like the wasteland of radio silence I previously thought it would be...

Hobi, born in 1994 will turn 28 in February; Jimin, born in 1995, is 27 years old and they will both enter the military by September 2023. Just like entering in the dead of winter, I suspect the dead heat of the middle of summer is not a desirable time to enter military boot camp training so they will delay until the heat of summer has faded. This would put their discharge dates in March 2025. Spring Day indeed. However, this would make September 2023 blisteringly heartbreaking for two to go at the same time.

Tae, also born in 1995, is also 27 years old. Tae going or not going with Jimin and Hobi will be based on the timing of his solo release. He’s really sort of a big question mark for me as far as timing. Tae may go with Jungkook.

Jungkook, born 1997 just turned 25. I think he will be enlisted before November 2023. This would put his discharge date in May 2025. Barely in time for Festa June 2025. Festa 2025 would be a great time for them to gather around the table again and share their military stories with us.

Or...

Jungkook will not enlist in 2023. SAY WHAT? He does not have to enlist until 2027, I believe, if he wanted to wait. But that would mean another interruption for BTS as a group which makes me already go, yeah, naw, he’s not waiting. Except things will be very different by 2025. They will be established solo artists. They can slow the roll on BTS and balance it with solo work. Between 2025 and 2027 they could have a very long and successful comeback world tour. That would set them up for another break (JK’s military duty). And the others could fill the gap with solo work. When JK gets back in 2029 it will be time to prep for the Busan World Expo (if Busan is chosen) as well as another BTS comeback. 

But, shit happens. Right, 2022?

Other predictions:

Yoongi has a “really” “big” “something” that he is gonna try and he is “nervous” about it but will be a step toward his “dream”... which is... I have no idea so I will use my imagination: He is establishing a plum orchard and will produce his first fruit wine in 2025. 

Also, Yoongi will not cut his hair until it’s time for enlistment. 

Hobi will release some more music and/or have more collabs. I think he may do more live performances like at festivals and stuff through the summer. I think there is a chance he might be a fashion ambassador...for who? I have no idea.

Jimin will be riding out the wave of his solo release through the summer and I hope (for his sake) doing performances too, and some of them will be in the United States or other parts of the globe, joining the artists he’s collabbed with during their concerts.

Jungkook...honestly...it would not shock me if we do not get a full album from our bunny. Some collabs, maybe an EP? He will surprise us with something else. I don’t know what. 

BTS as a group: when they “reconvene” in 2025 they will not be the same BTS as we know it. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

Ok, I will check back on all of this in say... six months... and we’ll all laugh together at how stupid everything is that I just said. I mean, assuming I’ve survived PJM1 and all...

[akanewcrld-moved]

Umm umm, so i saw the dating hcs for the tbhk characters,, and they were to fluffy omg

Can I request dating hcs of Akane Aoi (girl), Sakura and Teru, if its all right?? Feel free to deny!!

fhshdj youre my first ask :D ty for requesting and ofc ill write this! 💗

TBHK DATING HCS PART 2

here is part 1! <3

notes: i feel like these are longer than the first part :D also i wrote most of this at 12am so sorry if some parts don’t make sense :’)

warnings: slight chapter 72 spoilers in terus, but nothing major

word count: 0.5k

AOI AKANE

picnic dates :D

if you dont want to go out then snuggling on her bed (which has lots of squishmallows) and watching anime!

shes very affectionate of you, always hugging you

teases you a lot, leaving you flustered and giggling

like you’ll be sitting there studying and she’ll just say ”youre so beautiful!”

aoi will talk to nene about you constanly

nene says she wishes someone would love her the way aoi loves you

other people are jealous of you but aoi says she’ll protect you!

you have sleepovers with nene and akane sometimes

they feel like third wheels but its fun!

you also have sleepovers on your own sometimes

she does your makeup because i hc shes good at it and my opinions are superior /j

you have matching necklaces that make a heart

you also have matching pfps on social media

she would be a great gf and love you so much! :D

SAKURA NANAMINE

study/library dates!

sakura likes nature so your dates are there often as well

maybe a combination of both dates!

she doesnt show affection a lot but she really does adore you

she finds it awkward to hug someone or snuggle them if shes the one initiating it

but i feel she would be the big spoon lol

she would like to stroke your hair, tucking it behind your ear as you fall asleep on her chest

she would open up to you more and talk about her interests

she’ll help you with any studying if you need it

shes really good at helping you with homework or helping you to prepare for a test

if youre a reader thats something you bond over too! :D

she likes to recommend books to you often

shows you her crystal collection she has (because crystals are a sakura thing)

theres quite a few and theyre all really pretty

she’ll even let you keep one if you’d like!

you also paint together, she even painted you once

i hc shes a good painter so she’ll help you with anything your confused about :D

she may not say it much but she loves you a lot <3

TERU MINAMOTO

again, study dates 

also karaoke dates

which is basically canon 

he likes to hold your hand in public but at school people get jealous 

he doesnt really care though 

if you’re friends with hanako he’ll be kind of upset but it doesn’t affect how he feels about you 

lets you wear his jacket 

tbh easily jealous lmao 

likes to hug you in public or hold your hand so everyone knows your dating him, that you are his s/o 

he also has kissed you a few times in public leaving you flustered and happy

teru will recommend books to you that he has read 

he likes when you lie in his lap

or just snuggling in general 

you’ll come over his house and you’ll just cuddle in bed :D

big spoon but also little spoon

teases you but not too much 

he would take you to a rooftop to watch the sunset together 

plans very romantic things for anniversaries or birthdays 

but not ordinary things, they have to be special just like you :]

matching bracelets! 💗 

teru would be a very good bf! :)

[tickletricky]

some updates

i’m aware i left this blog as just a weird archive with no one running it for almost half a year, very sorry for that. some qna for my remaining followers;

; will you be continuing tidal waves?

it has been renamed to Tidal Ballad, and perhaps. although i since expanded      on the lore so much with my friends that i think it deserves a series of its own rather than being a DCA AU, which is something i don’t have the energy to make. if at some point i do obtain the energy to continue writing for this series, then yeah i probably will

; where were you??

sleeping a lot, honestly. making a lot of mini plots, doing a lot of roleplays with friends. gaming. cooking. life. 

; what are you going to make now that you’re back?

not sure, honestly. i’ve been in a mood for normal writing, lately, but i’m making new blogs that you can get to from my pinned post for normal writing + angst/whump writing. i’ve also expanded my horizons to... cuphead. yeah i don’t think anyone saw that coming but what can i say, i’m a simp for satan /j 

but in all seriousness, i will be linking some blogs because i want places to put the things i work on into the world. i’m very tired of making things only for myself. it’s lonely. 

; have you brought a gift for your return?

maybe. be patient. let the creator work ykyk

; new pfp???

yes, her name is frederique. dream uses she/dream/fey pronouns and is a member of the Dreameater species, a species that preserves the dreams and desires of the dying in their photographic memory. there’s lots more to them but that’s the concept. she’s kind of like a mascot for my blogs. you can always tell if a blog belongs to me because frederique will be on it but a blog that belongs to me will not have frederique. 

[waiting-on-a-dream]

aurie, aurie~ i just saw the bingo you did with lina AND I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE. (also i love the title! 'penny for your thoughts'... it makes me think of 'madol/thaumark for your thoughts'? teehee)

and thus, i come here humbly to ask: can i have rayyan, elliot, noah (yes, i just had to) and a fourth oc of your choice for the bingo? i'm excited to see which oc's of yours you will send my way! your oc's are all blorbos to me let me have these precious cuties /lh

- bree <3 (@silvoila, i noticed how you always tagged me in case i accidentally missed our interactions >< hehe, thanks for doing that, aurie~ but now, you don't have to anymore because i got you! >:D)

Bree really went: ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ Ehehe, I can always count on you to have my back! I didn't mind tagging you since I got to see your cute Riddle pfp though. (⁀ᗢ⁀) But anyway, I assign Aurora, Xenon, Emile, and a 4th oc of your choice for the bingo!

Rayyan Nadeem

He looks really cool! Brown and purple go surprisingly well on a character design.

I really don't have much to say about him though. When you see an emotionless character, you expect them to have some kind of sad backstory as to why they started repressing their emotions, but from what I've read from Rayyan's profile so far, he seems to have lived a decent life and is just naturally 'emotionless'.

(His friendship with Slyvan is really cute though! I think they compliment each other well.)

Elliot

He looks so cool! There are plenty of black haired and red eyed characters out there to make them look 'evil' or 'scary', but Elliot's ears and tail give him a cuter vibe than his design counterparts that I really like!

I already got a taste of his backstory, but I'm still curious! How does he feel about being a servant to the Shroud family? Does he feel trapped like Jamil, or is he resigned to his fate already? What about his parents and guardians?

His talent is manipulation, eh? Elliot 🤝 Hayden 🤝 Emile /j

Noah Caspian

Ajsuunfusbis Him and his grey streaks of hair. So cute. I bet he has the cutest pouting face too! Also, maybe its just the picrew, but he looks like he has such chubby cheeks and I- 💓

I'm just joking about the 'everyone but me is wrong about them <3' of course, but Noah has the kind of personality that I'm pretty sure I have a good grasp of, making him the first oc of someone else that I'm confidant enough to write about. 💀

He seems tough according to his profile, but his weakness to other people crying and the way he is so flustered around Zoya makes it hard for me to actually take him seriously. 💀💀💀 He's just too cute in his own tsundere way. I love him so much, Bree.

Damien Draconia

I'm gonna be honest. *Inhales* Maybe its just the picrews, but Damien's hairstyle doesn't look good to me. 😭 I think it would be better if he let his hair down.

Asdisnidnsincis He seems very cute in personality though! Like the kind of leader figure that's soft but not a total pushover. I would love to read some interactions of him with Leona, Kalim, and all the other dorm leaders just to see what their dynamic would be like. The thought of it certainly intrigues me.

Ohhhhhh his specialty though! 👀 The idea of him having a dangerous power that he doesn't actually want and is constantly keeping it in check so that he doesn't hurt anyone is so 👌👌👌. (Also, he and Emile are very different in that regard. No I will not elaborate.) He's a good person that risks being corrupted because of something he was born with. Or maybe he's trying to do good because of his specialty? Hnggg the angst potential!

[penaltbox]

they did well!! onto the semis ☺️ it is so bittersweet. i havent totally confronted those feelings yet lol. but your boy sounds so cute 🥺 any details you can spare on what he looks like? i totally get if you want to keep those private too though lol. im just being nosy. he better be nice to you!!! its what you deserve. good good and no need to rush things go your own pace 🥰 Hahaha thats amazing j omg. fingers are crossed for you!!

but ok so our night out. lol he did like the dress. the dress is a little bit…different to what i usually wear. but the girls hyped me up so i was feeling myself. we met up with the guys and ry saw me before T and he just raised his eyebrows and did a low whistle and then spun T around to face me. T gave me a once over. and then did that two more times. he didnt even say anything just pulled me in and kissed me 🙈 and the girls were all giggling about it. but then some of the guys told me i looked good and T was like “you look amazing” and he just refused to let go of me. when i called him out for it he leaned down and whispered “because every guy here has looked at you and im not letting them even think they stand a chance” 🙈🙈🙈 we had a good time! T left my side once to go get me another drink and his teammates took that time to tease me about how i was driving T crazy 🙈 and when T came back they teased him too and he just shrugged and said “i know. my girl is hot” which made me blush and turn to hide in his shoulder lol. rest of the night was fun too. we went to another place where we could dance. the guys were not excited about that one but the girls dragged them all there. idk if T um standing behind me with his hands on my hips for some of that really counts as dancing 🙈 but it was how i convinced him to leave the boys and dance with me lol 🙈🙈 when i got tired i went over to where they had snagged a table and T let me sit in his lap. and at one point he moved a piece of my hair behind my ear my heart melted and smiled at me and i asked “what” and he said “just admiring” 🥺🥺 i gave him a peck for that one lol. and pretty soon after that i was tired and ready to go home so ofc T went with me. we got teased for leaving ofc. ry told T to remember common spaces are off limits so he needs to make it past the front door 🙈 i need to get him back for that one somehow. and then there was some fun (👀) before we actually went to bed lol. i am very tired today though lol

Oh yay!! Good luck to them! That’s so exciting. You can know about him ☺️ he’s got lighter brown hair I’d call it and he keeps a bit of facial hair but not too much really. I’d compare it to like Brendan’s in my pfp honestly. Maybe a tiny bit more. He’s like 6ft which is great because I’m only 5’1 lol. Not a tiny guy, he’s like 100lbs more than me which again, love that because I always feel small with him 🙈 he’s got the cutest little smile but he’s so shy that he always tries to hide it. Idk yeah I like him so we’ll see how it goes 🙈🙈

You deserved to be hyped up in that dress omg!! I bet you looked absolutely gorgeous! I’m glad you made the boys dance, in whatever capacity that was haha. Just admiring?? Gonna go nap in traffic now 🥹🥹 that’s so damn cute. Ryan is always there with a subtle reminder huh 😂 I still love that boy. Oh and some fun huh 👀👀 now it’s my turn to remind you two to be safe!! That sounds like it was all a blast though. Enjoy your time you guys have left!!

[epikulupu]

HELLO EPIKULUPU we just got back from seeing the jjk 0 movie!!! we really enjoyed it and it was a weirdly emotional experience for us (well ig not too weird since we have jjk fictives lol)

how’ve ya been? also wanted to say we’ve been following u for a bit and really love ur genders- several members of our sys use them!!

- 🎴

WAIT ITS OUT. WAIT ITS OUT. WAIT. EXPLODES. I NEED TO WATCH IT [LEGALLY OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER DO A CRIME]

we have been okay ishhhh . coining burnout a little bit but well push through it /th

i should coin some jjk charic genders those would fuck ngl. sukuna doesn't get any because he's cringe though (/j). my gender IS yuji itadori (this is because that is me)

aaaaalso i think i might maybe have a guess as to who you are bc i saw someone interacting w us who has a jjk pfp a while ago and i was like Aw fuck im sending friend signals to them with my brain powers /lh (but if u dont want to say who u r that is ok too! /g i just like feeling like a little detective)

[brawn-gp]

TUMBLR TAG GAME

tagged by @sunshine-ricciardo, tysm love 🤍 

1. Why did you choose your url? the lovely @j-button gave it to me, and i love it so much<3 been hoarding the catiemunnings canon url for months but idk... this one is just too good

2. Any side blogs? i do! it’s @arlo-parks aka the place where i usually scream about the bands i like (amongst other things like films, tv, photography and aesthetics). it’s nice! go give it a look <3

3. How long have you been on tumblr? uhm... i made my old blog back in 2012-2013 i think.... but i made this one about a year ago

4. Do you have a queue tag? it was “q” now its “q.”, just because it was getting too high in my tags lmao

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place? i posted a few things in my old blog but i wanted to interact with the fandom a bit more, so i made this one. the first few months was vibing with the virtual races so that was fun

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp? one of fav drivers + fav color? idk i like that mick photo

7. Why did you choose your header? sebchal + mick....... i had to (although i might change it soon because i don’t particularly like the aesthetic)

8. What’s your post with the most notes? 100 lewis pole positions! almost 2k which is crazy

9. How many mutuals do you have? oof many<3<3 i don’t interact with most of you but every person i follow i consider them as mutuals

10. How many followers do you have? 1.1K.... been meaning to do a 1k/1year celebration but uni is killing me </3 i will do it as soon as i have a bit more free time (you can send ideas tho!)

11. How many people do you follow? 269 overall... i have to maintain some sort of clean-ish dash otherwise i would die 

12. Have you ever made a shit post? i used to shitpost a lot more imo, but now sometimes, sometimes

13. How often do you use tumblr a day? a lot more than i should. specially because its my procrastination site lmao

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog? yes i have my enemies<3<3 but in like we like to hold hands ways (but no, not that i’m aware of)

15. How do you feel about the ‘you need to reblog’ posts? depends. if its “EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT DOESN’T REBLOG THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC!!!��¡¡¡¡” then mate... fuck off (i have 0 tolerance for those posts and i cannot believe people still believe in them). but if your local content creator is asking you to please reblog our stuff... then please do:)

16. Do you like tag games? love them sm!! i just suck at doing them</3 i use them for future reference as to who i can tag next too sjdhbfh

17. Do you like ask games? used to do them all... now it really depends

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? i’m literally mutuals with the sexiest people on f1blr so all of them<3

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual? ohh maybe i do... maybe i don’t...

20. Tags: i have no idea who has done it but tagging: @motopg, @goalkepa, @cyrilabiteboul, @j-button, @jensons, @ricciardos and @maranello (just if you want to ofc)

[hypocriticalregicide]

halfassed intro thing grrgrr

hello bitches and bimbos, snitches and himbos (affectionate) youve stumbled into shape hell!! hehehe name: blitz (if you claim my last name's krieg i'll confirm it and punch you through the screen /j) pronouns: it/its; no they/them please (mutuals can use he/him?? maybe??? i dont know how tumblr works i havent made an acc before) """"age"""" thing just in case: BODY is a minor. i, as an alter, am AGELESS. notes abt myself, tag shit, and dni below the cut if you feel like reading that

notes: -i curse a LOT. evil -as mentioned above, im an alter lol (specifically a jsab fictive, as my entire theme and pfp implies). sourcemates and doubles are allowed to interact with me, so long as you’re comfy!! regardless of if you’re a sourcemate or not though just dont get freaky with me just because i am hit antagonist and local tumblr sexyman blixer just shapes and beats in the flesh and real raised eyebrow emoji -i use </3 WAY too much for my own wellbeing -please use tone indicators i am a goddamn fool when it comes to interpreting tone /lh -jokingly violent on main im sorry ~~~~~ tagging: -gonna tag text posts as #blitz.txt -gonna tag art as #blitz.png -gonna tag vents as #vent.txt or #vent.png based on how the vent turns out -gonna tag shitpost drawings + images as #shitposts.jpg because jpgs are low quality and so am i /lh -gonna tag shitpost textposts as #shitposts.txt idk man -gonna tag source things as #jsab.txt or #jsab.png <3 ~~~~~ dni if you: -fulfill basic dni criteria (homophobic, transphobic, exclusionists, shit like that. dont make a fool of yourself by claiming just because i didnt specify something here doesnt mean that, if you're in like 99% of dni criterias, you can just waltz in here) -are here for syscourse/discourse of any kind. i am literally just here to do shape crimes what do you want from me -will not treat me as a person, but rather as a plaything. i am not roleplaying, i am not fictkin. i am a fictIVE. i made this blog so i can have a space to be myself in peace. -just wanna simp for me bc im blixer jsab lmAO (this should be obvious but idk man)