#maybe its cuz hes pan frying it instead of cooking it in the oven

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

.......bacon....does not smell good to me......im trying to figure out if its the bacon my dad bought.....or if bacon has never smelled good

[unassumingvenusaur]

c-s hinata & leo support

this support was basically the result of looking at hinatas nohrian festival dlc conversations and the fact that hisame was supposed to be his little twin brother at first and going “he would want to be everyones big brother” and also looking at leos supports and saying “hes so smooth but theres gotta be someone who can sweep him off his feet and turn him into a tomato”

C SUPPORT Leo: (If the archers are positioned in such a way, it’ll be hard to attack the, at all… they cover each other’s weak spots-) Hinata: LORD LEO! Leo: Y-yes!? Leo: You’re Prince Takumi’s retainer, Hinata. Is he calling for me? Hinata: Nah, I just wanted to give you something! Hinata: You read a ton, and I was passing by the bookstore after a grabbing a bite. Hinata: And the saleswoman had this super awesome book on historic battles! I thought you’d like it, so here it is! Leo: … Hinata: Do you like it?! Leo: (pained expression) Hinata. Leo: That is a children’s book. Hinata: What?! But there’s a picture of this huge, totally intimidating knight on it! Leo: The title is “My Daddy is a Knight”. It’s a propaganda piece meant to encourage children to want to take up arms for the glory of Nohr. Hinata: Aw man, I knew I was bad with Nohrian, but this is… really bad. Hinata: Don’t worry, Lord Leo! I’ll be better next time! Leo: Next ti-? (Hinata disappears) Leo: Why did you even want to do this in the first place…?

B SUPPORT (Leo alone) Leo: The nerve of them…! Leo: An attempt on my life, and such a blatant one at that, will not be forgiven. When I find the traitor in the army, there’ll be nothing but- Hinata: You okay, Lord Leo? You’re looking pretty steamed. Leo: I’m to dispose of a poisonous substance that was left at my door this morning. Hinata: Gosh, someone tried to poison you?! That’s terrible! That’s- Hinata: Hey, that’s my lollipop! Leo: Explain. Now. Hinata: See, I was trying to figure out where I went wrong with the book. And I admit, I don’t know much about Nohr at all. Can’t read a lick of Nohrian, and this war’s the first time there are Nohrians I’m not kicking the snot out of. Hinata: So I thought that I gotta understand more about the place you come from, and what better way to do that than with food? No one hates sweets! Sugar brings a smile to even the grumpiest of guys! Leo: That still doesn’t explain this… creation. Hinata: Well it’d be dumb if I charged right into it if I didn’t know what I was doing, right? Hinata: So I asked Felicia for help. Leo: (Oh gods.) Hinata: (smile) She was really good, too! We melted sugar in the oven until it was all goopy! Hinata: Of course, Lady Hinoka had to put out the fire after that, but we figured out how to use Felicia’s powers to freeze the goop so we could take it out. Hinata: (frown) But then Lady Hinoka had to get the oven out of the block of ice… Leo: (There is no way this is meant for human consumption! It’s not meant for consumption at all!) Leo: (Maybe I can just refuse.) Leo: (wince) (But then he would just trail after me like a heartbroken puppy…) Hinata: We kind of screwed up with the recipe, though. We accidentally turned salt into goop instead of sugar. And Lady Hinoka banned us from the kitchen. Leo: (And there’s no way I can accept, because Hinata would want to see my reaction to his gift…) Hinata: Luckily, Rinkah was training nearby! She was so hot, we just held a frying pan full of sugar behind her and it melted! Leo: (No… the two choices laid before me both lead to undesirable outcomes…) Hinata: But she got mad at us for interrupting her training so we left. Leo: (But there has to be a way out. A third, unconventional choice!) Hinata: And then Setsuna said we needed to consider what you like and stuff. She helped us find a tomato to add to the mix. Hinata: Keaton helped too! Not sure what he did, but it turned a cool purple after, just like those Nohrian banners! Leo: (smirk) (I know just what to do.) Hinata: We wrapped it up in a bag and left it at your door, and that’s how we got here. Leo: That’s quite a story. Leo: I apologize for having mistaken your gift for an assassination attempt. Hinata: No problem! Hinata: I shoulda considered that royalty are careful about what they eat cuz of that. Leo: I appreciate the thought, but I’ve just eaten. Leo: I’ll keep it until i feel hungry again, alright? Hinata: Sure! Tell me what you think after, Lord Leo! Leo: (wince) Of course… Hinata: Woohoo! I gotta tell the others! They’ll be so thrilled to hear that you liked it! Leo: Don’t let me keep you. Hinata: See ya later, Lord Leo! Leo: Goodbye. (Hinata disappears.) Leo: (Maybe I could throw it into the nearest body of water.) Leo: (But then it would pollute the ecosystem…)

A SUPPORT Leo: Hinata. Hinata: Woah, hey Lord Leo! Nice to see you! Leo: I’ve been meaning to ask… Leo: Why do you insist on giving me gifts at all? Leo: And are you so casual that you treat every member of the royal member like this? Hinata: But I call you Lord Leo! And Princess Elise is Lady Elise and Prince Xander is Lord Xander and I think Lady Camilla wants to kill me… Hinata: Which sucks, because I wanna treat you like a little brother too! Leo: P-pardon? Hinata: I’m jealous! You guys are so close and stuff! Hinata: Me and my little brother were never like that. Hisashi was always going “you’re only older by three minutes, stop treating me like a child,” or “stop ruffling my hair, you oaf!” or “if you have time to goof off, you have time to train!”. Leo: So you seek to use me as a replacement. Hinata: No, no, that’s not it at all! Hinata: You guys are totally different! You’re smart and strong and composed, and when I see you, I just wanna hug you and tell you that I’m proud of you! Hinata: You do so much more compared to me, with the strategies and fighting and royal stuff, and all I can say is “wow!” Leo: Don’t downplay your own contributions. Your devotion to training and protecting your liege is admirable in its own right. Hinata: Aw shucks! That’s so nice of you! Leo: If you ruffle my hair, my headband will be dislodged! S-stop! Hinata: Sorry, milord! Couldn’t help it! Leo: I have enough older siblings to last a lifetime. I’ve no need for anymore. Hinata: (frown) Awww…. Leo: (smile) But, I suppose I have enough room in my life for a friend. Hinata: (THE BIG GRIN) WOO! Leo: H-Hinata…. if you hug me so tightly… I can’t breathe….!

S SUPPORT Hoshidan woman: This tome was said to belong to an ancient, honorable line of mages throughout history. It’s said that, in the right hands, it would be as powerful as the legendary Linde’s Aura spell! Hinata: Wow! That sounds- (Leo replaces Hinata) Leo: -entirely fabricated. Leo: For an ancient tome, it shows remarkably little wear and tear. In fact, a seasoned magic-user would say that it’s nothing more than a run-of-the-mill Fire spell. Hoshidan woman: Urk-! Well, you see- Leo: There’s no point in trying to keep up the ruse. We’re done here, anyways. (Hinata replaces npc) Hinata: Yeah, let’s go to the next store! (scene transition) Leo: What is the purpose of this excursion, anyways? We’ve been going around for an hour, and all you seem to do is get duped by shopkeepers. Hinata: I found out from Jakob that you threw out the lollipop. Leo: (sweat) O-oh? Hinata: And I thought,“man, Hinata, how come you keep screwing up when it comes to Lord Leo?” Hinata: It seemed like every time I tried to do something for you, I’d find a way to mess it up. Hinata: So I brought you along! That way you can tell me what you want me to get! Leo: There’s no need for you to buy me anything! You don’t need to lavish so much attention on me… Hinata: Yeah, but I like spending time with you! Spoiling you is one of the best things ever! Leo: (blushing glare) (G-gods, how can he just say that so casually?) Leo: (blushing wince) (It makes it impossible to be certain of his true feelings!) (Nohrian woman replaces Hinata) NPC: Flowers! Get your fresh-picked flowers, cheap as the dirt they grew in! Leo: (Stay focused! You had a plan, remember?! You asked Camilla and Elise and Avatar for help, even Prince Takumi!) Leo: (blushing wince with sweat) (Though…. he started choking on his spit when I asked…) (Hinata replaces Leo) Hinata: Ooooh! I’ll get some! NPC: Right this way, then! (They both disappear, and Leo shows up again) Leo: (Xander’s retainer even had the courtesy of showing you what NOT to do. Just stick to the-) Hinata: Lord Leo! Leo: Gah! Hinata: Woah, sorry for scaring you! Leo: I’m not sca- Leo: What. Are. You. Holding. Hinata: Roses! Aren’t they so pretty? The nice lady over there sold them to me! Leo: They do not mean friendship! Or brotherhood! Or pride, or companionship, or anything that conniving woman told you! Leo: And didn’t we agree that you weren’t going to go of on your own and buy every single thing a cute girl told you to?! Otherwise you’d lose your wallet to every female store owner in the market! Hinata: But I wanted this to be a surprise… Leo: You wanted to surprise me. With red roses. Hinata: Yeah. Leo: Do you even know what they mean?! Hinata: Obviously. There’s a limit to how stupid someone can be. Hinata: (blushing wink) Red roses mean love. Nine of them mean you want to be with someone forever. Leo: W-wh- Hinata: I want to be with you, Lord Leo! I want to protect you and hold you close and tell you everyday that I love you! Hinata: I want to be strong enough to beat everyone who hurts you, and I want to make you happy! Hinata: I might keep screwing up now, but just you wait! I’ll sweep you off your feet! Leo: You already did. Hinata: Huh?! Leo: I have no need for any gifts, because… because spending time with you is enough to make me happy. Hinata: Even though I can’t read Nohrian, or cook the food you like, or act formally around people higher than me on the social ladder? Leo: Even so, I want to be with you. Leo: Your flaws are part of you, and I’d have you no other way. Hinata: Woah! I didn’t have to work for it at all! Leo: (smile) You didn’t. Leo: Hinata, would you do me the honour of accepting this ring? As a sign that, no matter what may come, we’ll be by each other’s side? Hinata: Duh! Why in the world would I say no?! (Hinata and Leo disappear, Hoshidan woman appears) NPC: Finally…! I thought that samurai would buy half my stock, trying to find the perfect gift for the “best man in the world”!