#maybe a more physical relationship + being friends 🤔

[neriyon]

Okay, okay, how about X'rhun Tia for the oc ship ask meme? ♥

Oh nice, our beloved red catted man! Since there's no character specified I'll go with Hawu'li for this.

First impression is that they'd be a very nice pair~ X'rhun is very chivalrous and kind, both traits which Hawu'li can appreciate. It might be by different means, but they both also travel the world helping others with their magic, so I feel they'd feel some strong kinship in eachother. And I feel like X'rhun would like this eager, kindhearted kid - nice to have some life around after travelling so long alone, you know?

Their age gap is uh, rather big. X'rhun is almost twice Hawu'li's age, and while I think Hawu'li wouldn't mind too much, I'm not entirely sure how X'rhun would feel about it. And what Hawu'li would mind is that X'rhun has been MIA for more than an entire expansion. Wandering is all fine and good, as long as you actually show up every now and then.

Not to mention, Hawu'li not canonically being rdm is a thing too - without the teaching aspect, I fear their meeting would be rather brief :/ Maybe some short fling, then staying friends afterwards?

[empressconjure]

Pick A Card: Are they thinking about you??? 🤔🤍

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Pile 1- ace of cups, ace of pentacles, 3 of cups

Signs- All water signs, especially cancer, all earth signs

The short answer is yes pile one !!🥰 for a lot of you this is a new person in your life!! If not then this person wants a new beginning with you!! They think about all the good times they had with you and they want to create more memories with you!! This person thinks you are a lot of fun and they have a lot of love for you !! They think this connection has a lot of potential to turn into something great!! I’m seeing that this person is thinking about going out on a date with you!! I clarified the 3 of cups and pulled the queen of wands so I’m seeing that this person is very attracted to you physically!! They think your hot and they love your confident aura🔥Don’t worry it’s not just physical though, they love your overall energy and they want to learn more about you!! A lot of you who chose this pile may be fire signs or have strong fire placements!!🔥❤️

Pile 2- page of pentacles, page of cups, wheel of fortune

Signs- earth and water signs

I’m definitely seeing that this person is younger than you for some of you! If not, they have a very youthful energy. This might be someone you know from work or school. I feel like you and this person aren’t that close at the moment or maybe you don’t know eachother that well but this person has a crush on you🥹 this person does think about you sometimes and when they do think about you, they think about being friends first and seeing where things go with you!! So nothing too serious yet. This person isn’t the type to rush in relationships so they just want to go with the flow and see what happens. I asked what they want to happen and pulled the page of wands so this person wants to explore this connection further😂 😂 it’s crazy that you got three pages lol this person is definitely very childlike lol

Pile 3- 9 of pentacles, 3 of wands, strength

Signs- Leo, Aries, Virgo

I’m seeing that there is distance between you and this person! You may live far away from them for a lot of you. This person does think about you but they are trying to control these thoughts because they feel like they have to move on. I feel like a lot of time has passed in this connection and they think about how things could have been in this connection. I pulled one more card and got the 7 of Wands so they definitely think about you but they are trying to keep these thoughts under control. I also clarified the strength card and got the 6 of swords and ace of wands so yeah this person thinks that you moved on and they feel like it’s too late for them to be with you so they are trying to move on also! They don’t have any negative feelings towards you, they just feel like they missed their chance. I’m seeing that they still have a little bit of hope that this connection can work out but they aren’t confident that it would work out. If you want this person you should definitely give them a hint because they definitely think you moved on from them 😭😭😭

[mariclerc]

Predestined (pt.2) | cl16

Summary: Where you have had mixed feelings for years with your brother's best friend... And finally those feelings see the light.

Warning: some swearing, aggressive mother, mentions of physical assault towards y/n (not Charles), fluff as usual and Charles being a sweetheart like always.

a/n: here we have part 2!! Let me know if you like it and if you want another part of this!!

Part 1

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ynusername pookie and i against the world 4eva and eva!!🧸🎀✨ and yupp, i like to put cute pink bows on his clothes it makes him look so adorable 🥺🎀

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user1 hm... THE SECOND PIC 👀🫣 girl can you explain??!?

georgerussell63 I never thought I would see Charles' pen*s with a pink bow on Instagram, but here we are

ynusername In fact 😀☝🏻 It's not his pen*s, it's his pants with a cute pink bow 😋 I think carmenmmundt should try that on you tbh, just saying 👀👀

carmenmmundt omw 🫡

yourbff a cat mug i see there

ynusername i love cats and i'm now a cat mama, you know the drill

yourbff I'm sorry... A cat mom you said!?!?!?!? 👀

ynusername surprise‼️‼️✨✨✨

lucayln stop being so horny with my best friend, thank you

ynusername nope 😋 we're here to stay horny 24/7 sir

charles_leclerc only if we could stay horny 24/7 hours a day 😩 that would be a blast

user2 CHARLES????? 🫣👀👀👀

user3 Charles has bde?

ynusername maybe 😋🥰

charles_leclerc i love you pookie 🥰💗 that pink bow looked good the whole day in my pants 🎀

ynusername i love you too much much kisses for my boy😘 💋💋 you looked so coquette and cute babyyy 🥺🎀💗

ynusername I TOLD YOU‼️‼️ georgerussell63

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc my little girl always wants hugs on my lap 'cause she says it feels warm there🤍 by the way, let's welcome minnie leclerc to the family 🐈🫶🏻

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landonorris congrats bro 🫂

charles_leclerc thanks bro 🤝🏻 I appreciate it

user4 omg they're so cute and adorable 🥺🥺

user5 they scream old money/cuteness couple and I'm here for it🥺😭

lucayln excuse me? That second pic it's not appropriate‼️‼️

ynusername it's just my back dumbass 🙄😒 how annoying you are

charles_leclerc why not? She so looks cute reading 🥰🥰

lucayln and why "minnie leclerc", you guys are not married.

ynusername shh 🤫😉

user1 he's so lovey dovey with yn 🥺🥺 we love to see a happy Charles 🫶🏻

user6 oh good minnie leclerc 🥺🥺 that's so sweet and adorable

arthur_leclerc I thought you were more of a dog person... 🤔

charles_leclerc yeah... people change bro

ynusername i'm the changee 😋😋😋

maxverstappen1 so Jimmy and Sassy now have a little playmate

ynusername yup sir

ynusername so... you say i'm your little girl? 🥺🥺🎀

charles_leclerc yes baby, you are my little girl... such a princess, so pretty 🥹🥹 it's the two of us against everyone, kay? 💗💗

“A cat? Did you seriously adopted a cat?” Your mother asked when she saw you with little minnie in your arms.

You nodded and smiled. “Yep! Well, Charles and I thought about moving together to his place and taking care of...” You didn't even finish talking because your mother slammed the table, making you flinch.

“It's incredible that you are so childish... Moving in together? Please, you are just studying in uni and he is traveling around the world, that shit only happens in fairy tales and movies y/n.” your mother said in a sarcastic voice.

Things with Charles are going very well, quite well, you have been together for almost four months and everything has been wonderful, the distance has not been an impediment for you... Although your mother, who at first were very happy for the two of you, lately she don't agree with the idea of you moving in with Charles, the trust between the two of you is already there for years and it's silly that she don't like their relationship now just because he constantly travels to the races.

“But mom... I love him very much and he loves me! I don't understand what the problem is with us moving in together.” You whispered while petting minnie and that apparently made her even angrier.

“You are very innocent and stupid! Do you really think he's not going to get someone better than you? Please, if you don't even have experience in couples or dating stuff.” she said and you felt your heart break little by little. “You're not even pretty enough to be with someone like him, please, there are more prettier girls out there than you.”

Your mother has always had a facade in front of everyone, that facade of "I have the perfect family", but not everything is like that. Luca is applauded and glorified for having decided to be a driver, while she humiliate you because you didn't want to study economics, that never really caught your attention, so you decided to study literature and appreciate life from a more poetic point of view if you could say that. For your mother you were always the black sheep of the family, the disappointment and the dreamy girl, always imagining impossible things.

“I'm not... I'm not stupid.” you whispered timidly. “I... I don't understand... I just...” You whispered again, feeling like you were losing your voice in the process.

“And there you are again, babbling, like a baby” She said approaching you as if you were a prey. “And what will you do? Call your prince charming to save you? You know that's a bullshit.”

And sooner than expected, a punch hit your face, and then another and another, minnie began to meow and climb your leg while you did your best to stay upright. You had never seen your mother be so aggressive with you, never, she only hit you a few times but when you were younger and you didn't want to do chores, but this? It was already another level, it was like she was letting out all the frustration she feels with you. And the worst thing about it? It's just that not even your father or Luca were at home to defend you from her.

You tried to talk while you whimper. “Please... stop hurting me.” you begged, but she didn't stop, so with the little strength and endurance you had left you let go. “Stop fucking hurting me, I'm not your damned personal punch bag!” You screamed at her with the guts you never thought you had inside of you and then you ran with minnie in your arms to your bedroom and locked the door.

That was the straw that broke the camel's back, with blurred vision you collected some essential things in a bag, the decision was made, you were going to move in with Charles whether she likes it or not. With trembling hands you took your cell phone and you dialed Charles's number.

“Babe? Is everything okay?” he spoke on the other line and a sob left your lips. “Honey, why are you crying?”

“Bubba, could you... Could you... Could you look for me and minnie at home, please? I do not want to be here.” you said in a small whisper.

“It's okay honey, did something happen with your mom?” he said in a calm voice. “I'll put you on speakerphone, I'm with Luca, okay?”

You sigh. “Mom... she almost... hit.” you said with a broken voice and that was enough for them to understand.

“Don't worry bubbles, we're on our way. I'll deal with her.” You heard Luca say as he took Charles' cell phone.

You hung up and sighed, you didn't want to look in the mirror, you probably had something broken in your face, or a broken bone in your nose, a bleeding nose or something like that. You also collected minnie's things and some of your plushies, you were still a young woman with a little girl's soul.

***

The ride to Charles's —now your, apartment was a bit difficult, after the encounter between your mother and Luca, he yelled at her while she pretended to be innocent, she had never been like that to you. While Luca confronted your mother, Charles helped you collect more of your things and put them in suitcases, there were also some things left but they were not so necessary.

When you went up the elevator to the apartment you felt a sensation of perhaps peace and calm... You don't know how to decipher it exactly, but it's like a kind of release and maybe a new beginning.

“Welcome home princess.” Charles said with his soft voice opening the door to the apartment, it was a fairly spacious and minimalist place, you didn't remember it like that since a year ago you and Luca spent a lot of time here in the afternoons doing anything silly the three of you, like the old times.

It had windows that illuminated the space, a lot of F1 memorabilia, trophies and family photos and of the three of you as children. It felt cozy, maybe it was the sunlight coming through the window, the presence of minnie nestled in your arms, or the presence of Charles himself, but it felt like a cozy and comfy space where you will not be judged. You left Minnie on the floor and she began to walk around the place with big eyes.

“Charles... I do not know how...” you said between babbling and he just smiled softly.

“You don't have to thank me or anything chérie. It is the least I can do for you.” he kissed the tip of your nose softly. “What do you think we go to heal that ugly bump, you can change into comfy clothes and then we take care of unpacking, okay?” He asked and you nodded, he guided you through the apartment until you both reached the room, which will be your room.

He started looking for some things to heal the wounds left by your mother's punches, you sat on the bed and he began to heal your wounds with some alcohol and ointments, he healed your wounds with such care and delicacy.

“Ouch... By chance do I have a broken nose or something like that?” you asked.

He denied several times. “Nope darling, just a couple of hits that now turn a little bit purple... But it will heal soon love, don't worry.” He whispered and looked for a band-aid to put on the bumps. “For now we will put this nice and cute pink band-aid on and that is enough!” He whispered again and gave you a kiss on the nose.

“Thank you Charlie” you whispered shyly and he smiled softly.

“It's nothing honey, now why don't you get comfortable and take a shower?” He said softly as he gave you a hug and caressed your back.

“Okay babe.” you say softly and separate yourself from his embrace to go to the bathroom and take a shower... which is necessary after all that emotional and physical exhaustion on the part of your mother.

When you entered the bathroom you let everything flow; the emotions, the frustration and also the peace that not being there again gives you... Now being with Charles in his apartment was a change that was going to happen sooner or later for whatever reasons, what happened with your mother today was the time bomb that was needed to explode to finally make that decision.

***

“Hey, there you are, sweet candy!” Charles said with a soft voice and a smile on his face when he saw you enter the living room in sweatpants and one of his big t-shirts, apparently he had already arranged Minnie's things in the living room... To be honest it looked like a small playground with all the cat toys and cat trees scattered around, but you didn't care at all, it gave the place some personality. “I made you some tea! Maybe it will help you calm down, It's a red fruit tea, it's delicious!” He said and you couldn't help but let out a shy giggle as you blushed a little, he had these little gestures towards you that made your heart bigger little by little.

You smiled a little. “Have you already tried it charlie bear?” you asked while giggling.

“Well... Yes, I made some for myself too! It's very good, and I don't know, it reminded me of you.” he giggled. “Remember that time we went to the cat cafe and you found out they had tea?”

You nodded with a smile. “Yeah... That's where we tried this tea and we discovered that we wanted a cat.” You took a small sip trying not to burn yourself and you felt the heat of the liquid expand inside your body. “The difference is that the one in that cafe was not that hot.” you said looking at him with a serious face and he muttered a "sorry ma chérie" while smiling (my darling). “And the other thing is that... That tea might have had a little cat hair, but we'll ignore that.” You said and he laughed, you also laughed along with him as Minnie approached you to climb onto your lap.

Both of you continued sipping your teas while talking about anything, with Charles you could talk about any topic at all and you were never going to get bored, there was always something interesting to talk about. Suddenly he cleared his throat, assuming that here comes the important question of the day.

“Honey bear... What happened with your mother today?” he asked in a sweet voice.

You sighed heavily. “Well... She just asked me if we had actually adopted Minnie and then I told her that we wanted to move in together and well... She exploded, I guess, maybe she had a lot of anger built up towards me and well, it was her time to explode.” you said ironically. “But hey, I guess that's life after all, right?” You whispered and shrugged.

He remained silent listening to you until he then spoke. “Oh honey... She shouldn't have reacted that way and, if you look at it, it was a harmless thing, you were just making a comment.” He whispered as he brushed a strand of hair out of your face and brought you closer to his body.

“I know but... She just got angry and well, she had never hit me before.” You whispered against his chest. “And she also said things about... About us.”

He frowned worriedly. “What kind of things did she say amore?” he asked.

“Well, she said... She said I'm not pretty enough to be with you.” You paused briefly. “And that you wouldn't hesitate to get someone else and... She made me feel really bad about myself, you know?” you whispered and he held you even closer.

He snapped his tongue. “You do know she's wrong, right?” He asked and you nodded. “Perfect then... Because I want you to know that you are the most beautiful girl, okay? It doesn't matter if I repeat it to you every day or how many times, I just want you to know it.” He said and gave you a kiss on the cheek, then one on the tip of your nose, then another on your jaw and so on.

You gave a small giggle. “Charlie stop” you giggled again. “your stubble gives me tickles!” You say, breathless from laughing so much. “Okay no problem. I don't mind you telling me I'm pretty all the time, I actually appreciate it.”

He smiled when he heard your words and gave you several kisses on your lips, you felt your heart flutter at his sweet and cute action towards you, you let out a few giggles. You two smiled in the middle of the kiss, it was something so genuine and precious that it was practically impossible to describe. Minnie meowed into your lap and you moved a little away from Charles with a smile on your face.

“Apparently someone wants some attention.” you said smiling and he giggled. “I think we should share our love, don't you think?” you said giggling and he nodded.

“But of course, the little one in the house requires a lot of attention.” He said teasing you a little bit.

You acted offended. “I thought I was the little one in the house!” You put a hand on your chest. “I'm just kidding love, obviously Minnie is the little one here.”

He nodded as he stroked Minnie's fur. “You both are, you are my princesses.” He said and placed a kiss on your cheek, making you blush.

Maybe not everything is perfect or rosy all the time, maybe the problems with your mother will not be solved overnight, but with him and minnie, in some way, it's enough for you and it's going to be okay in the long run.

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caption 1: I think they found the perfect place to lay their head 🤷🏻‍♀️

caption 2: my safe and comfy place is with them around ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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lucayln I finally have signs of life from you!!

ynusername Dumbass, I wrote you a message yesterday and you left me on read‼️‼️

lucayln i'm just joking bubbles! I'm glad you're okay and safe

yourbff When can I meet my niece? 🥺

ynusername come whenever you want to visit us <3 our apartment is always open 🫶🏻🫶🏻

yourbff wdym "our"⁉️⁉️⁉️

ynusername hehe 😋😋☝🏻

charles_leclerc i love you babes, you make me so so happy and fluffy inside 🥺🥺💗

ynusername oh my babyyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺, you make me happy too, thank you so much for giving me your unconditionally love 💗💗 and minnie says she loves you too (she said "meow" but you get it)

charles_leclerc i get it baby, don't worry 😋 you're the cutest girl ever 💗💗🥺

[loveandmurders]

had a thought

some girl Bo met at a bar and hooked up with ends up in Ambrose and recognises him? and instead of being scared she's just big horny cause she's not been fucked that good before 🤔 could be with a group of others or alone 🤷🏼‍♀️

though, thinking about it, it could be funny if she was with some guy, maybe boyfriend or one night atamd or fuck buddy, and she's immediately willing to ditch him, like Bo could kill him in front of her and she'd be all 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hello there, thank you for this very nice request! I enjoyed writing for it so I hope you will also like reading it <3

WAY BETTER THAN MY BOYFRIEND

Female reader with no physical description.

Warnings: NSFW, bad relationship with your actual boyfriend, you cheated on him (with Bo), mention of little wounds, of violence and of death.

You were barely listening to your boyfriend as he was explaining to you that no, he didn’t need you to look at the map, because he knew where he was, and yes he was certain he was soon going to find his way, and please could you just shut up so he could focus. 

No need to say that you were bored and annoyed with the man. It had been almost an hour since he was lost in the little dusty roads of the South of the country. You were supposed to be in Texas already but he had wanted to take a “shortcut” and now, neither of you knew where you were.

You really wondered what you were still doing with him. You had almost dumped him more than once, and yet you were still there. Maybe it was because you were a little bit worried about ending up all alone far away from home. It was his car, so it was clearly not the best moment to tell him that you were fed up with him. Actually, you shouldn’t have agreed to go on holiday with him but you had thought that it might salvage your relationship. 

You never had been more wrong in your whole life.

You even cheated on him the night before, not that it had been planned at all. It just… happened.

You had decided to have some nice time at a bar, and your boyfriend had started to drink a lot, even though you wanted to go back to the hotel after a little while. You wanted some sexy time with him. No need to say he wasn’t amazing, but you guessed it was better than nothing. The man never took the hint, and he preferred to make some friends there and to pay for more alcohol than spending time with you. You wondered what he was doing with you if he didn’t enjoy you that much at all. You honestly felt quite hurt. Even more so when he told you that he saw you all day already, and that he was going to go to bed with you later on, so you could leave him alone for a little while. 

You had felt clingy and pathetic, and you were ready to leave the bar, to go back to the hotel on your own. You thought you could enjoy the swimming pool or at least have a nice shower and make yourself feel better. 

As you were about to leave, a man entered and you almost collided with him. You apologised and he quickly glanced at you before smirking, clearly enjoying the sight in front of him.

“Hello there, leavin’ so soon?” he asked you with his charming accent and you crossed your arms on your chest

“Yeah, my boyfriend sucks” you replied and you pointed at the man who was currently singing with a bunch of drunk strangers.

“Ah yeah, can see that. How ‘bout I pay ya a drink to make things better?” he offered and there was something about him, about his attention, about the intensity of his eyes, that compelled you to say yes. You also liked the idea of flirting with a man right in front of your boyfriend. You hoped that it would make him react or something.

It didn’t, but you really enjoyed your time with Bo. 

The man was snarky and quite funny. He was also very hot and your flirting started to not be so innocent at all. Bo seemed good at picking up on the hints and soon enough you were back at your hotel room, in the shower, your naked body pressed against Bo’s. 

You moaned at the feel of his strong hands on your soft skin, and he greedily squeezed your arse, forcing your body to come even closer to his. His lips were all over your neck and chest. He loved your chest a lot and you were happily letting yourself go in his strong arms. 

You didn’t comment on the bruises and cuts you saw here and there. However, you were gentler on the parts of his body that were hurt. That was until he started to play with you. The moment his thick fingers started to toy with your clit, your nails dug into his back. He didn’t seem to mind the slight pain at all. On the contrary, he smiled even more at the reaction he was getting from you.

And you also loved the reactions you got from him. You played with him without mercy and if you hadn’t been a stranger to him, he would have let himself melt under your touch. You both loved and hated how you seemed perfect for each other. Sexually, at least.

You played with each other for quite a while, before you took a real cleaning shower. You settled on the bed after that, in silence, enjoying the moment together. Bo wasn’t the kind of guy to stay after he fucked a girl but you were nice and you had kissed every little wounds you had around his body, so he could be softer to you. He was playing with your wet hair, thinking that it would be nice to have a girl around Ambrose who would take care of him like that. But he didn’t think he would have that kind of luck, no while living in a ghost town, no while killing people like you.

He finally left before your boyfriend could come back and you were quite sorry to see him leave. He didn’t even give you his phone number so you knew it was just a one time thing. And it really sucked because you had never felt so satisfied in your whole life, and you wondered if you had been good enough. You sighed and fell asleep soon after.

Now, in the car, you were trying hard to not get wet just at the thought of Bo’s hands on you. Your skin kept his memory and you shivered in delight and desire.

Despite this happy time, you couldn’t stop yourself from getting very frustrated at your boyfriend. You just wanted him to find a way out of this nowhere. You were about to say something unpleasant when the car suddenly stopped. You both looked at each other in pure confusion. He got out of the car and looked around before opening the hood of the car without finding anything wrong. The car still had oil too. 

You remembered that when Bo and you left the bar, he had asked you what kind of car your boyfriend was driving and you had pointed at it. You had asked why, finding the question strange, and he told you he was a mechanic and hence he was analysing people through the kind of cars they were driving. It had made you giggle at the time.

You shook your head, there was no way Bo did something to the car.

Thankfully a truck came in your direction and stopped close by. Your boyfriend tried to prevent you from leaving his side, but you quickly came to the driver, to ask for help. There was no way that your boyfriend’s ego was going to let you die in the middle of nowhere.

“Hey, thanks for stopping” you started and the man stepped out of his truck, sending a glance at the car from far away before looking back at you. He seemed to try and recognise you.

“No prob. Somethin’ wrong?” he asked and you smiled at how his southern accent seemed to be even worse than Bo’s. Gosh, you needed to stop thinking about the man.

“Don’t know, the car just stopped working” you sighed “We were supposed to go in Texas” you explained and the man sent you an amused look

“Oh ya’re far away from it!” he softly teased before losing his smile at the way your boyfriend sent him a vicious glance.

“Can you help? You know something about cars?” you asked, hopeful

“Don’t, but my bro does. Can drive ya to Ambrose and he’ll know what to do” he offered and you instantly agreed. 

Your boyfriend didn’t want to climb into the dirty truck full of dead animals but you didn’t give him the choice. The journey to the place went by through a very tense and awkward silence. You tried to be friendly with the man because he was helping you even though he didn’t have to, but your boyfriend was making things hard, and you promised yourself you were going to break up as soon as you would be in a big enough city for you to find a way back home without difficulties. 

You arrived at Ambrose soon enough. You had never heard about this town before, and you believed you didn’t even see it on google map. Strange. You were a little bit uneasy at how empty it seemed too. You left the truck and thanked the man again before your boyfriend and you walked to the mechanic shop. There was no one there and you felt a little bit worried, wondering where the brother might be. Your boyfriend was ready to look into every corner of the place and he opened the church doors. You hadn’t followed him so you didn’t know what happened but by the way he looked embarrassed, you knew he must have walked in a ceremony. Great, now people of the town weren’t going to be keen on helping you. Soon after, a very good looking man in a black suit left the church and went straight to your boyfriend to make him apologise for such a behaviour. You were stunned; it was Bo. And you hated how hot he looked in this outfit. And how hot he looked yelling at your boyfriend. You walked closer to the two men arguing.

“Hi” you shyly said and Bo calmed down when he saw you. 

“What are ya doin’ here, love?” he asked you and your boyfriend knew something was going on, and he didn’t like it at all.

“Our car broke down in the middle of the road and your brother, I think, brought us here, saying you could help” you explained

“You know each other?” your boyfriend asked as he forcefully grabbed your arm

“We met last night at the bar.” you simply said. Bo removed the man’s hand from you

“How ‘bout ya ain’t touchin’ her” he told him in a calm and yet very dangerous voice. 

Fuck, you were wet. You so wished your boyfriend could disappear so you could jump on Bo and have sex with him one more time. You could tell there was something dark and violent about Bo, but you really didn’t care at the moment. He was everything you desired.

Your boyfriend pushed Bo away and started to insult him. Bo didn’t look impressed at all and he sent you a look. You knew he was enjoying your sight with the way his eyes travelled your body up and down. He thought for a few seconds, before saying:

“Be a good girl and wait for me inside” he gestured towards his shop with his head. You didn’t know why but you obeyed. 

Maybe it was because you loved the idea to be his “good girl”. Your boyfriend called after you, but you didn’t answer. Something inside of you knew what was going to happen, and you were thrilled. Once you were safely in the mechanic shop, you soon after heard your boyfriend scream and beg and then run away. There was a gunshot and then the sound of something falling hard on the ground. 

Bo walked inside his shop, his gun still fuming. You were sitting on his counter and you opened your legs, revealing your panties as you were wearing a skirt.

“Now you killed my boyfriend, maybe you could take care of me again” you said and Bo’s smirk appeared on his face.

Boy, he might be falling in love.

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[skyloftian-nutcase]

So I’m kinda curious, I know you said you are not much of a shipping person (aside from like SkSw Zelink and Miphlink) but are there any of the popular ships that stand out either as ones you think are cute or ones you really do not like?

Hmmm 🤔 I’m fairly neutral or just meh about most, but I guess there are a few that stand out? Or maybe I should just list my opinions on the major ones I know of?

BotW Zelink - I don’t mind it post Calamity. Not really into it pre-calamity, it feels like it’s at the expense of a relationship that’s already there (Mipha and Link). But dang the two definitely would be close after the calamity, given that they’re the only ones who have such a shared experience. I could see it being romantic or platonic, and there’s kind of a heavy leaning towards romantic but then totk also makes it seem platonic sometimes too?? Whatever. Nintendo likes to be vague (except Skyward Sword, let’s be real, nothing about that was vague lol), but I can see it happening after everything.

Midlink - I think it’s sweet. I think in canon Link’s most likely gonna either be with Ilia or someone we don’t even see in the game as he travels, but Midna definitely could’ve had a chance with him if there’d been more time for them. They had good chemistry, and the physical attraction was clearly there when Link saw her true form.

OoT Zelink - Nope. Especially Adult Timeline, absolutely not. It’s a pet peeve of mine that people ship this Link with anyone in the Adult Timeline - he is a child in a teenager’s body. NO. Sure, his body might be attracted to people, but his brain sure ain’t figuring it out, and anybody who wants to explore that just… no. NO. As for Child Timeline, I feel like this Link has a hard time reconciling what happened, has a hard time letting go, and would therefore have a really difficult time separating Child Timeline Zelda from Adult Timeline Zelda and that would lead to too many mixed feelings. I can’t see them getting together. This ship is either entirely one sided (I can 100% see Adult Timeline Zelda romanticizing the Hero she’s been waiting for before she really realizes that he’s still a kid, if she ever realizes it) or nonexistent.

Malink - I quite like it. I honestly didn’t really see it in the game, there’s like… enough for it to happen, I guess, but admittedly Linked Universe has made me biased. But given that it’s heavily implied TP Link and OoT Link are related, and TP Link knows Epona’s song, and Malon was a friend of Link’s, and she talks of marrying a knight in shining armor, and Shade is a knight in shining armor… I can put two and two together. And I think they’d be cute together.

Sidlink - Just… why. I get that half the fandom is in love with Sidon, so they project that, but good grief. Link was engaged to his sister. That’s some Hamlet level incest nonsense there. Link may not remember Mipha all that well but Sidon freaking does. Just because the dude is ridiculously sweet and supportive to literally everyone and about literally everything doesn’t mean he’s romantically inclined towards everyone. He’s a golden retriever, there are two brain cells firing between those fins, let the man just be happy and vibe, good grief. I had this opinion before totk came out, and then the addition of Yona made me laugh because I knew the fandom would blow up about it, but she’s honestly really sweet and good for him - I loved when she called him out to help him, she’s a good wife, I like her 😤

Uh… I think those are all the popular ships I have any kind of actual opinions about? Aside from Skyward Sword Zelink and Miphlink, love them both, mwuah. The rest I’m just meh. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Honestly, I’m very inclined to say that just because two people share oxygen together doesn’t mean they’re gonna fall in love. Just because two people might have some chemistry doesn’t mean they’re gonna fall in love. And just because two hormonal teenagers think each other is hot does not mean they’re gonna end up together. But since romance is such a huge thing in fandoms and in our culture, and I am very much not in a romantic relationship and therefore the culture makes me feel like my life is incomplete, I am not very inclined to get into shipping all that much (translation: sometimes shipping is downright annoying to me, and I hate it when fandoms ship characters together just because they like each other as if other relationships can’t even exist or be meaningful), even the ones that I love. My biggest weakness is loving families, though, so that’s usually where I cheat lol.

[tadpolesonalgae]

did bas want an eventual romance with reader? i think it's implied that reader never saw bas that way, and i remember there was even a scene where bas acknowledges reader's crush on az, so i don't think they were even in like a "we could maybe date" type of relationship? the dynamic felt more like two best friends that just fool around together occassionally because they were both craving intimacy??

but then in the chapter after reader comes back from the autumn court, when bas is talking about how he felt betrayed, that she was his treasure, how he start to change and get better after meeting her, etc etc i can't help but feel maybe he was subconsciously hoping they would grow into a romantic relationship at some point 🤔🤔 and that maybe it added on to the hurt he felt during the whole "reader went missing" fiasco

(side note: does azriel Know that reader and bas were fucking each other??????????? i know he caught them making out on the street early on the series but . i just think it would be fun to see his ego get knocked down a peg or two if he finds out that bas was literally rocking her world meanwhile he was denied access to make her come durinf the library scene 🤭)

So I think the first time we actually meet Bas is when he's got reader pressed up against a wall and Azriel comes across them (queue a very awkward walk back home in time for a family dinner) and Bas makes a comment about 'oh, it's this guy?', as in, the one reader's told him she thinks she's in love with, so we know Bas knows.

It's a little difficult to articulate Bas and reader's relationship since it changes and shifts as the story progresses but roughly, reader used to follow Nesta out when she was going on her drunken bar crawls, ('Nesta's the bad influence' I think is mentioned in chapter 1?) and that's when she first met Bas, subsequently going home with him. I won't go into details because they aren't really that relevant, but their story is along the lines of reader being very much unaccustomed to one-night-stand etiquette, which is something Bas instantly picks up on. From Bas' side of the story I'd argue meeting reader is where things start changing for him since to him, reader's how he used to be before grief dragged him into alcoholism and late nights. When he sees reader coming into 'his' lifestyle for the first time he has a moment of realising he doesn't want to drag her into it, and it's kind of a moment of realisation that he needs to get better, and how far he's spiralled.

Anyway, they keep seeing one another, gently inclining towards one another over the span of probably a year or so? By the time cbmthy starts they have an established friendship and both understand that. It's a mutually beneficial relationship, with both getting to enjoy the pleasure of physical comforts as well as the emotional reassurance of friendship. Bas knows reader has her eye on someone, even if it's not going anywhere/unrequited, and reader's too preoccupied with Azriel to see potential in anyone else.

Throughout the story though I think Bas starts to change more, taking steps like getting himself to stop drinking as much, bringing himself away from one-night stands that only work for temporary oblivion for his grief and settling into the reassurance of reader's friendship, also talking with his mother again after their relationship became strained from losing Bas' dad. There's a point in the story where Bas is on edge, though I can't remember which part it's in, and when a male touches reader right in front of him he ends up falling back into the urge to fight and brawl and relieve the edge through gratuitous violence that (I imagine) is Bas' way of temporarily giving all the negative emotions inside of himself a vessel that he can harm in return for how it's harmed him.

However, Azriel intervenes that night, taking reader back to the House of Wind, leaving Bas to walk himself home on his own without her company, and without her being there for him this time. So things are a little off between them at that point, and I imagine Bas has a moment of wondering where she is, because up until now he's had her to trust. I also imagine it's a moment of worry for Bas, who realises he shouldn't be feeling the emotions he's experiencing, since there's no room for them in their current relationship. But then later on we have the scene that I think was a pivotal point in their relationship where reader deliberately takes advantage of Bas' trust (granted, reader felt that she needed to escape and then later tries to kill herself when she returns - we'll never know if things would have been better if she just had a mental breakdown in Velaris before leaving for Autumn) and I think that plays a large part in Bas' perception of reader shifting, and realising that maybe they were good together for a while, but it's reached the point where things have become too different for them to try and keep things the same. Either he acknowledges the changes and reacts accordingly (leaving Velaris with his ma and heading to Winter), or uncertainly pursuing reader (which to him is off the table. She obviously only has eyes for Azriel, and Bas isn't in a place where he could compete with that.)

I don't think Bas loves reader exactly, but I do think Bas treasures their time together and attributes a large portion of his recovery to reader's presence and company.

I also think that things might have been different if reader hadn't been in love with Azriel, and they'd had a little longer together.

As for your side note: I'm honestly undecided, and I think that means Azriel must therefore be too.

He's seen her and Bas together, and probably could scent enough to put some pieces together, and we also know that he was surprised during the library scene at how she behaved, wondering where she learned how to kiss and move in the way she did since she's like Elain, in terms of modesty.

Personally, I like to imagine that if it ever does cross his mind, it sends him into a state of denial since he just can't reconcile those two perceptions of reader, which I find mildly amusing :)

Ultimately, he can guess they've been physically intimate with one another - he just doesn't know to what extent :)

[yanderes-galore]

I actually found your blog when I was looking through Yandere tmnt and I’m so glad I did , your writing is amazing , your really talented 💕 would it be alright to request what type of Yandere would Ino be from naruto can be platonic or romance or both 🤔

Sure! I'm happy you think my writing is good and you like my blog! I apologize for this taking months and also if she's out of character. I'm still new to Naruto so I hope I did things right! There was no time period mentioned so I kept it all general :)

Yandere! Ino Yamanaka Concept

Pairing: Romantic/Platonic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Jealousy, Dubious relationship, Stalking, Manipulation, Threats, Mind tricks/Mind manipulation, Slight possessive behavior, Brief violence mention.

Ino could work as a platonic or romantic yandere.

Although I feel she's strongest as a romantic yandere as she's always been one for romance.

Ino is also a yandere who comes off strong and intense at times.

She's relentless when pursuing a darling and does everything she can to impress them or help them in any way.

There's two ways Ino could pursue a darling.

She could become your friend with no romantic attraction involved, then as she gets to know you she could potentially develop more intense feelings.

That or Ino could pursue you at first with romantic intentions in mind.

Then that could branch from there, she could even simmer down to just a platonic yandere in the second scenario too.

Despite Ino coming off as strong and a bit intense to be around at times, she's great with her darling.

Ino is caring yet teasing with her darling when around them.

She also does a ton of research on what flowers would be the best to give you.

An example would be her picking a flower with a platonic or romantic message to give to you.

Ino is a big one for giving gifts to her darling.

They're primarily flowers but she'd give you other gifts, it all depends on what you like.

Ino daydreams about you often if she felt romantic feelings towards you.

Ino would follow you around at times but she tries not to make it obvious.

Although it's easy to get suspicious when she knows something about you she shouldn't.

Ino is a yandere who easily gets jealous.

She has a temper and appears irritated when someone else is trying to win over her darling.

Ino is competitive in obtaining her darling's attention but sometimes she just wants to hurt others when they're around you too long.

I can't forget to mention her Mind Body Switch technique.

Ino is capable of some serious manipulation.

Although I feel she'd try to avoid such methods until she's desperate.

Ino seems like she'd manipulate others away from you to guarantee your attention.

She may threaten or blackmail those around you to stay away... if that doesn't work then she'll use her technique.

Ino may use minor violence to keep others away although nothing lethal.

She tries to reserve lethal force for enemies, she's no criminal.

Ino also refuses to use her technique on her darling unless she feels she has to.

Maybe she'll read your mind a bit but she tries to refuse forcing you into anything with her technique.

That just feels dirty to her.

Ino is capable of being an oppressive and intense yandere but she has a strong moral center.

She wants to give you the freedom you deserve, yet she also wants to guarantee you and her will be together somehow in the end.

Be it keeping your friendship alive and thriving or making it something more, Ino tries to keep things natural.

She wants things to happen in a way they aren't entirely fabricated.

There's no doubt Ino gushes about you to others like Shikamaru or Choji.

Be it praising you for being such a great friend or going on and on about a crush on you... she just adores talking about you.

Ino tries to make many opportunities to bond with you.

You are swamped with activities between you and her along with her intense affection.

Speaking of which, Ino would be a physically affectionate yandere.

Verbally she comes off a teasing yet caring, perhaps even flirtatious.

Physically she also acts very loving with tight hugs or many kisses if she has romantic interest in you.

Ino gets flustered easily if she likes you romantically.

Pay her attention and she has a constant blush on her face, giggling like a little girl when hanging out with you.

Ino is protective but she's actually more possessive.

She is willing to fight over your attention as she did when she liked Sasuke.

She wants others to know you're hers one way or another, be it friends or lovers.

She'd fight for and over you, making her a very intense yandere with her obsession.

Ino would change her appearance for you.

Everything from diets to a new change of clothes, Ino wants to look the best for you.

It's unhealthy, yes, but she just adores you.

Ino would also suggest things you'd look good in, too.

You both gotta look good, right?

If Ino did fight someone over you, she's scary.

She feels she has to defend you and her feelings which can make her brutal at times.

She's much better at manipulation, however.

Overall, despite me thinking she's a strong romantic yandere, Ino would be a very controlling friend and lover.

Ino makes it seem like you have freedom and she wants you to feel that way...

But if she ever felt like her grip on you was slipping... she'll reel you back in with a few mind tricks.

[scribble-games]

i'm curious, could you give a general idea of tropes or themes in each RO route? i'm gauging angst. 🤔 aside, thank you for your story and thank you for the cool playlists too. my physically demanding job was made more bearable. 🥺 have a merry Christmas!

I find it hard to match up tropes (because like a pretentious chef i love a deconstruction, so a lot of things are sort of, but not really) so I tried to explain the vibes, i guess, and i'm also sorry that this is really stream of consciousness, I'm coming down with a cold.

Sinclair: It's about self-sabotage and the things you wish you'd told somebody, trying to trust someone you don't know if you can. Maybe it's about second chances.

100: look this is less about the two of you and more about getting the best seats in the house for the absolute mess that is about to unfold. It's not about you, it's about him, because he's the main character, or at least he thinks so. Can you save someone from themself? is it even worth trying?

Angel: look. look. are they literally making you into a worse person by their sheer presence in your life? maybe. but maybe you are tired of being nice, and you do want to go apeshit. maybe you're a match made in hell, actually. OR maybe you do hate everything they stand for, but fighting them makes you feel more alive than loving anyone else and maybe you are, secretly, desperate to find a way to avoid the end you know is coming.

313: ok did you read the above and say "wtf? what about just a nice, grown-up romance with someone who isn't going to put me thru the emotional wringer?" well my friend perhaps i can interest you in a relationship of mutual support and helping each other thru the drama and ok maybe things might be a little delicate with the conflict of interest created by your jobs, but things will probably turn out ok. unless you stab them in the back. but that's your choice.

[angelbambifemme]

The "femcels" and "female manipulator" people are completely insane to me. Babe, it is not a flex to proudly admit that you're abusive and manipulative lol

I often find too that "femcel" is synonymous with "terf"

Funny how that works huh.

I may be a lesbian, but I don't *hate* men. I actually have quite a few male friends. Hell, even a few straight ones alongside bisexual ones. I genuinely enjoy the presence of my male friends and I'm not on the constant thought that they're going to assault me at any minute, nor do I even think for a second that they have a crush on me secretly. Even the single ones.

By the way, dismissing sexual assault or rape by saying "Eugh, it's just men being pigs like always!" just makes it completely impossible for that individual man to take responsibility for his actions, cause it's apparently just "the norm" and therefore should just be disregarded as "boys being boys" and not "this man is a rapist"

Sure, I understand being a woman or just general feminine person that fears men because statistics show that man on woman rape is more common, but this doesn't automatically render *every* man a rapist, nor does it make them responsible for another man's predatory actions. It also frustrates me how much women raping men gets invalidated and disregarded because "he probably wanted it" because she is a woman. This is not fucking true. Just because he's a man, doesn't mean that he necessarily craves the attention of women every second of his life. This goes the same for women abusing men; whether it be emotionally, mentally, or even physically. They're called "girlbosses" when they're really just being an abusive piece of shit for no good reason.

The way that women breeching their boyfriends privacy is such a normalized thing is honestly disgusting, too. If a man simply doesn't wish for his girlfriend to check his phone and go through his messages, it's automatically assumed that he's cheating or having an affair. If it was the opposite way around and a man did this to his girlfriend, he'd be shamed and called a red flag. BOTH are red flags. If you're so insecure that you feel the need to violate your partners privacy because you're so worried about them cheating on you, then that just goes to show that you do not trust your partner and therefore don't love them that much. Relationships require TRUST, and if you cannot trust your partner; you should never be in a relationship.

I don't allow my girlfriend to go through my phone without permission. She doesn't allow me to, either. No, it's not because we have anything to hide or we're cheating; we just have boundaries and respect for each other's privacy. I personally have extreme trauma with my privacy being violated as a child in the name of "protecting" me and "monitoring" me. Now I don't feel safe to leave my phone or any devices on in the same room as someone because it makes me stressed out to think that they may look through my photos, messages, etc and see things that weren't meant for them. I.e private conversations between friends where they may be venting or spilling private information that they intended for only you to see.

My partners are both completely understanding of this and don't look at nor go through my devices without explicit permission from me.

Anti-man rhetoric is so highschooler-core and I wish it'd stop. Grow the fuck up. You're not cute for being an abusive, manipulative dickhead. The women who say "all men are rapists and and abusers" I just wanna ask, how come all of my straight, single male friends haven't raped, abused or assaulted me? 🤔 How come they're very normal human beings whose only thoughts aren't constantly about having sex? How come some of them are asexual? 🤔 Gee, really makes you think...maybe you should just try having male friends who aren't abusers. Problem solved.

Misandry is just as disgusting as misogyny. Both are equally bad. Period. Fuck femcels.

[illym]

I think Justice would be a huge novelty (atypically shaped or designed) cup fan.

Bonus group gifts from her kids:

Elphelt: handmade mug

Ramlethal: handmade coaster

Jack-O: homemade hot chocolate mix (that you shouldn't drink if you have a heart condition) and a bunch of candy canes.

ID for both images in alt texts.

Misc thoughts below:

I feel like Jack-O hardcore celebrates every single holiday even if she doesn't personally celebrate, to explain her tree neck thing and headband.

I honestly don't know if the Valentines would celebrate Christmas; I don't know whether Aria would celebrate (she was American in the 20xx's, and I imagine that people flocked to religion as a way to provide emotional support and answers after the technology collapse of 1998 or whichever year that happened. People might've left again after magic became huge, but... I dunno. I don't study human psychology, i just find it fun to think about.), and her closest human friends currently are Sylv and Bridget.

Sylv doesn't know what Christmas is, and... Actually, Bridget's accent core costume is vaguely (very vaguely) nun themed, so that implies that she knows Christianity well enough to stylize herself after it.

But on the other hand, we never see her experience Catholic guilt 🤔.

Okay, we've gotten off track and forgotten our original point... Let's go back.

I headcanon that Justice can't eat solid foods very well because her mouth doesn't open very wide and chewing is difficult for her, so most of her meals are smoothies and drinks and the like. It's why she started collecting cups; may as well have some fun with it. I don't know if she would think of it herself; maybe Sylv came up with the idea, and Justice enjoyed it far more than she thought.

Elphelt went to a pottery class and got absolutely obsessed for two weeks. Ramlethal joined her, but only really enjoyed carefully forming more solid (pre-baked pottery), as the wet and mushy stuff was too hellish as a sensation. Elphelt enjoyed going absolutely ham hitting it around and shaping it and squashing it flat again. She fell out of it after those couple weeks, but she goes to the big fancy studio in Illyria whenever someone she knows is headed to Illyria.

Jack-O wasn't around during that saga (I've started debating whether she's six months older than the Elphelt and Ramlethal, which would make her roughly emotionally 4-7 years older than them), so she never had a pottery moment. I think if she tried out physical crafts, she'd really like that thing where you smash glass and then build something pretty from it.

Justice .... Probably watercolors or something that doesn't require hardcore precision. But I don't think she'd ever initiate trying it out; someone would have to convince her to try it and stick with it through her "this isn't worth the effort of working around my hands" phase.

Bonus: Christmas gifts from the other people that Justice knows

Sylv: xe got her a thick stick with a soft rubber tip to make reading books easier (by making turning the pages easier) (she has difficulty with delicate things like paper because of her claws). Handmade since Sylv couldn't find one that was good for Justice's hand size.

Bridget: she ordered a custom Roger shaped cookie jar for herself, and went ahead and ordered some custom cups to go with it, giving one to Justice since (liking novelty cups) was the only personal gift able trait she could think of. Justice loved it.

Robo Ky: He piggybacked off of Sylv's gift the first year, since he was too self centered to get anyone else a gift. The first gift he got her was lightly scented armor polish, since Justice had complained that she was tired of her armor overpowering a lot of other sensations (the metallic smell being stronger than most other smells around). She was extremely grateful and flattered that he thought of that.

Sol: didn't get her anything. They have a really awkward, emotionally strained relationship so even if he'd thought of it in more than a passing thought

Can you tell I'm primarily a writer.

I can't copy paragraphs on my phone but this was too good to restrict to a Christmas gift

The first gift he actually gave her were some claw coverings, made from one of the few materials that was stronger than her claws and also not a major pain in the ass to use. They can connect magnetically to a bracelet Justice chose to wear around her elbow, so that taking them off for fights doesn't require her to find a place to put them.

[rahleeyah]

who had "genderbent olivia benson" on their "things that make leah feral" bingo card

under a cut bc it's a lot, tw: at the beginning for brief discussion of SA wrt Serena and Olivia

this is cut and pasted from discord so forgive the way it jumps around but:

Sorry I just distracted myself with "Olivia would've been a man" bc like. Can you imagine them doing the "I'm the product of a rape" storyline for a man? I really can't see anybody doing that bc the challenge that would present to the character's masculinity is so complex I can't see anybody having the balls to do it

(god but the alternate universe in which Olivia is a man and Elliot falls in love with him anyway.... I'm vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass) 

Bc in many ways Olivia internalizes her mother's trauma and acts as a victim, as if she herself has been raped, she empathizes as a woman, as a fellow member of an oppressed class, but if it's a man, and he is of the same class as the person who hurt his mother, he can't claim her injury as his own and instead of taking the place of the victim he takes the place of the perpetrator which is also fascinating wrt the Serena/child relationship

He would not be named Oliver also I'd have to sit with this for a minute to come up with an appropriately elegant and literature inspired name for him lmao

And he is still doing penance, by joining svu, not bc he has inherited his mother's pain but bc he has inherited his father's shame

Ooof and when he meets Simon.....

Oooof and when Elliot wakes up from a dream about [his name] sucking his dick

...kathy being less threatened because its another man tho

kathy being like 👀

I'm losing my mind about this actually closet bisexual Elliot Stabler who struggles to form solid attachments with men (if you think about it he works best with women and that goes back to Joe and Bernie) developing this intense codependent relationship with another man for the first time and Kathy is at first just happy he has a friend but as time goes on she has. Questions. Especially when Elliot starts preferring to hit from the back 

God Kathy trying to tell him he's in love with this guy and Elliot having an existential crisis

Ok but what is his name. Some suggestions:

Alexander (the great)

Patrick (bc she couldn't call him Patroclus)

Jason (and the Argonauts)

Marcus (Aurelius)

Or maybe she went generic. Sean/Ethan/Evan/David

oh i like Marcus

And maybe he goes by Mark but Serena always called him Marcus

YES.

Maybe Elliot switches back and forth between Marcus and Mark

But Marcus at one point killing someone or hurting someone and being like "I'm just like him!" meaning his dad and Elliot grabbing him by the back of the neck and being like "you're nothing like him" all fierce

fj;sldfj;sladjfsalkfj;sdf FUCK

what if its mark most of the time and "Marcus" when Shit Gets Real

YES EXACTLY

Also "you're nothing like him" making Elliot realize Mark is nothing like Joe. That Elliot has approached almost every man in his life as if they are his father - dangerous, not to be trusted, not safe to be vulnerable with - and then realizing he is safe with Mark

Oh wow I am on my knees at the moment thinking about their physicality actually like. Still touching too much still standing too close still finishing each other's food and sentences, but also some hand wavy plot excuse for them to get as close as EO did in the "are you ready for me daddy" scene and also. Since they're both men. Way more seeing each other shirtless/naked in the locker room and what that does to Elliot

The question is tho what does Marcus look like 🤔

Still dark hair and big dark eyes I think

God what if Marcus is like an out bisexual (he still fucks both Alex Cabot and Trevor Langan) and the way that would force Elliot to confront his own desires and the way the lightbulb would go off in his head when he finds out about Trevor and realizes Marcus is Available and Elliot wants him to be and what that does to Elliot. The shame and the desire

Closet bisexual Elliot Stabler is very important to me. Elliot lying awake at night thinking about Trevor and Marcus and when he imagines it he keeps replacing Trevor's face with his own

And Olivia is really interesting bc so much of who she is is tied up directly in her relationship to womanhood (and the audience's response to her is deeply connected to the audience's perception of womanhood, either as women themselves or as people observing women)

So what does that do to us when Olivia is no longer a woman?

[ashwii]

i wanted to ask stuff about your rottmnt celestial au and idk if i'm doing it right (im new to tumblr), but uh apologies in advance i thought of a lot of questions

so since Leo feels pain when one of the stars die, does Mikey also feel pain when a comet dies? what about the things they overlook but don't embody (other moons, other suns, all the other zippity things)? do they still feel physical pain for those things?

2. are Raph and Donnie literally the sun/moon? bcuz you said what happens for eclipses , but like- is the sun literally a giant turtle and are donnie and raph just stuck in orbit? if they wanted to travel to a different part of space, would the sun/moon just disappear?

3. is each individual star, zippity thing, moon, and sun, embodied by a creature thing like the turtles? you said that they consider the planets good friends, so are the planets creatures? and is earth literally whatever creature they are with people living on it?

4. you said that raph is the oldest even though leo would technically be oldest, but i like to imagine leo is the oldest, he just did something really dumb centuries ago and "got his oldest sibling rights revoked." he complains about it sometimes but was compensated with getting to be twins with donnie (this wasn't really a question lol)

5. do the siblings ever feel inferior to each other? like does donnie get upset that he always has to orbit something and does raph get upset he embodies something leo already kinda does? is this angst potential?

6. if the turtles are just floating around in space, does NASA not have any pictures of them? cause satellites? what do they think about satellites and the humans trying to go to space?

7. if the earth's sun/moon died, would raph/donnie also die, or do all of the suns/moons have to die? what about mikey? is it just the comets dying that would kill him or does it have to be everything?

8. is any of the siblings more powerful than the other, or all they all balanced out somehow?

9. what do they do in their free time? it seems like they would get bored a lot

10. what do they think about humans worshipping the sun and stuff? do they even know about that?

11. not a question, but this au seems really cool and i really love the designs C:

Oh boy this is a lot, SO IN ORDER

Yes they do! It's just no where neat as prevalent as leo, since there are LOTS and LOTS of stars up in space.

Ah, that's kinda thinking too deep about it — they make an eclipse bc it's a "sun and moon thing" to do, but it's not like they're literally stuck to one spot and can't move. This is just a silly au with fun ideas, no need to limit ourselves to what legitimately happens up in space ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [and even then, I almost think of the celestial turts more as concepts than physical beings — maybe only having a physical form to talk to april hehe].

Nope! The planets and such are just there doing their own thing. It's like how maybe you pass a tree every day on you way to work, and overtime you say hi to the tree, maybe sit by it, talk to it — that's about the turt's relationship with the planets [and other celestial things], except i like to think there a bit of a legitimate connection there hehe.

[Skipping down to 5] Mmm I don't think so 🤔 maybe as a sibling rivalry thing Leo reminds raph that he's "so much better" than him XD. But they all love their rolls and what they look over.

NASA doesn't have any pics, like I saod I think of the space turts more as concepts than physical beings. Donnie js suoer into eath tech tho — S.H.E.L.D.O.N. is actually made of lost human space tech, and the turts love that the human want to see space so bad.

Donnie and Raph a little different than Leo and Mikey — at least in my head. Donnie and Raph SPECIFICALLY embody earth's moon and sun, so if either Donnie or Raph die, then earth's sun/moon dies. Mikey is the embodiment of ALL the comets, and Leo is the embodiment of ALL the stars. So if Leo were to die, then all the stars would go out, and same kind of thing for Mikey and his comets.

I mean, none of them have powers or anything 🤔 they don't exactly "control" everything that goes on in space, they're just uo there kind of vibing, hehe.

They talk to each other, they tend to what they look over, and they observe the life on earth— seems boring to us, but they love each and every thing up and space, and they love the life on earth so much <3

Mm, I honestly have no idea what they would think about that XD. I feel that maybe they'd be flattered, aha.

And thank you, I'm happy you like the au <3

[doomxdriven]

Does Jin have a type? Asking for a friend.

firstly, 👁

But secondly, one of the cool things about living practically forever, or living for thousands of years anyway, is that you have plenty of time to truly explore and experiment when it comes to the more carnal and/or romantic sides of life. Over the course of his many years, Jin's done that exploring, that experimenting, and then some; he's had partners that, in terms of 'types', are all over the place.

So short answer, he doesn't really have a specific 'type', but, long and important answer(s);

you name a type of person, and Jin's probably been with them at some point, be it in more casual, one-off shades, or relationships that somehow went deeper. You pick out certain sets of traits (physical or otherwise) and Jin's probably had many partners who bore them and at the same time, many who didn't. Nailing down a definitive 'type' for someone like Jin is not easy; the guy's taste has been so shaped by ridiculous spans of time and the associated experiences that its become varied as hell. Maybe that's to be expected for an immortal, or maybe it's just Jin 🤷‍♂️

Either way, that doesn't mean we can't narrow things down a little!!!!

Its far easier to look at what Jin definitely doesn't like potential in partners, process of elimination style;

— Individuals with strong 'upstanding' morals, or maybe moreso individuals who will constantly take issue with Jin's lack thereof? No dice. 😈 Go grand-stand and holier-than-thou somewhere else ty.

— Individuals who regularly display a severe lack of intelligence and/or common sense, individuals who are truly and wholly idiots? Not happening. Sorry. Jin's Morophobic 🙄

— Specifically Bleach related, but belong to the Gotei 13? Belong to any power structure in the Soul Society for that matter? 99% of the time, absolutely not. Leave the Soul Society behind and then maybe Jin will consider you. 🤔

— Actually, anyone who supports the Soul Society in general? Soul Society Simps? People who consider the Soul Society allies? Not happening. 🤔🤔🤔 You can die with the rest of them.

— Pure unadulterated ignorance is a huge turn off for Jin, too. Get the fuck out of here with that. 😐

— People who are weak, and I don't mean in regards to their physical strength or supernatural abilities or what have you, but people who are just weak of spirit, people who don't harbor even a molecule of backbone, people who are walking doormats. Jin will not date or screw that. 😕

Safe to say, if someone doesn't fit into any of the above, then there's a fair chance that Jin might find something with them he likes, there's a chance they may fit into one of the many 'types' he'll entertain. Its all just a matter of who crosses Jin's path and catches his eye, or vice versa.

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It is interesting to note, however, that of the two longest lasting relationships Jin's had (those that lasted a few centuries, i.e Yoshino and Go Koga), the partners involved were, despite being very different people with very different outlooks on life and vastly different moral standards, all very patient, and very emotionally mature people.

Maybe there's something to that, maybe those are things Jin subconsciously gravitates toward, or on the reverse end, maybe its those type of people who are simply capable of putting up with Jin's bullshit for hundreds of years at a time 🤣🤷‍♂️ who's to say (those two exes specifically would probably say the latter ngl but SFHJGDGHJ).

[ayarnofpearls]

Since Alastor is girlie pop:

I needed to draw them bonding and kicking legs together. They are bonding over favorite body disposal methods during a sleep over.

(UH so I'll info dump about these under the cut lmao bc I love talking about death too much. Plus relationship dynamics!)

I need to work on Scurris feet more, because as a squirrel she can totally do shit like this:

And a lot of that has to do with the feet, which is part of why I draw her bare foot a lot. Part of her thing is that she's only really a physical fighter- she does lightly use her magic but girlie has to get good. Meanwhile she's gonna crawl up walls for pouncing advantage.

And yes Alastor still has his monocle on, (Scurri took her glasses off) He...might sleep with it on. I can't decide what'd be funnier. 🤔 this actually might be before this doodle now that I think about it.

@sunstar-of-the-north

I like to think given the time period Alastor knew where the hog farms were for body disposal. There's a bunch of old tales about pigs that they will eat anything in their pen and if a pig tastes human blood you gotta put it down because it'll get aggressive and try to go after people idk about the second one but pigs will absolutely eat humans! A lil prep before hand and well nomnom.

The gator bait is more of a joke because I don't think they are that effective at complete consumption but if he plotted it right he maybe could fool authorities that it was a gator death. Forensics wasn't as good back then.

Dinner is dinner, though it's not said if he was a cannibal in life or if he started in death.

My favorite body disposal method is tossing that body in a hole and planting a tree over it actually but what I mean by fertilizer here is the nitrogen gas frozen body then pulverized version. However composting does yield lovely fertilizer as well.

Aquamation is using water for cremation type effect leaving only bones behind for later powedering in a cremulator.

Funeral pyre is like you think, only instead of the 'viking funeral' which will burn out before cremation it's more of an open air bonfire with the body in the middle. Loved ones or hired people will continually feed the fire until completion. These can be lovely ceremonies as loved ones can bring flowers or other burnable memorabilia to add to the fire.

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This actually all futher plays into the opposite but complementary nature of Scurri vs Alastor. Alastor of course thinks of the dead in terms of meat vs Scurri thinking of them in terms of meaningful disposition. Design wise I like that they are two sides of the same coin.

Scurri has to be a physical brawler vs Alastors magic allowing him distance in fights, he can dip dive dodge but could you imagine him kicking someone in the face? Highly unlikely. Scurri has to dress for fighting whenever possible and Alastor is afforded his sense of style that would otherwise make fist fighting difficult. Scurri being my self insert would actually like to wear delicate clothing but isn't afforded that luxury yet. Same with her short hair. Her tail is huge weak point I joke with my friends it's a 4 feet long handle attached to her spine so she keeps her hair short, dont need ANOTHER thing for opponents to grab onto. Vs Alastor who if he has a tail it would be comparatively shorter. Fucking try grabbing his tail. You can't because you're dead for trying.

Alastor is a prey animal that has completely overcome his form, Scurri is doing her best okay.

So why do they hang out and eventually become queer platonic partners? They make each other laugh. Yeah Jessica Rabbit said it best. Ace icon she is.

"What do you see in that guy?"

"He makes me laugh."

Anyway this wandered a little from the point BUT I do plan on actually writing a profile. Usually my inserts are just me in hats but I reworked Scurri and then you know, she did kill a guy to go to Hell which (knock on wood) I have most definitely not done. So she's both me and not me. Love that for her.

I have a whole lore background and she doesn't even go to the Hotel until her 3rd year of being in Hell due to finding a found family (tm) and such.

[firsttarotreader]

Hi pretty lady! first of all, congratulations on keeping this amazing blog active for 2 whole years 🥳 your work in here is so precious and I admire you so much for doing it 🥰 anyway, has been ages I don't send you a reading request and my creativity has seen better days but let me try it: can you ask the cards how Pedrito is keeping his days busy on these idle times the hollywood actors are living? is he just chillin and binge watching netflix or maybe doing some ceramic classes? or maybe he's venturing into some salsa classes? 🤔 LOL but seriously I know you can't see specific things with your cards and, obviously, privacy is important so I don't want to know explicitly and in details what he's doing but I know the cards can show the "energy" of what he's doing, right? if he's been more physically active or mind active, etc?

Hello! Thank you!! 🥹💜🫶🏼 As you pointed out, it’s not really realistic to ask from the cards specific activities, so I asked for the energies, like you also suggested. The first pull was the Queen of Teacups, 6 of Teacups and 9 of Spears.

Well, Queen of Teacups means he’s been connecting with his intuition, favoring the friends and family he vibes with emotionally, giving his time and attention to care for and nurture his relationships with the people around him. 6 of Teacups points to him being kind of nostalgic, maybe watching old movies and listening to old songs, connecting with old friends, reminiscing his childhood and teen years, anything that connects him with the past. Maybe even old hobbies or eating food that reminds him of his early years. Spending time with family is one of the possibilities too. However, 9 of Spears shows us he might also be anxious about everything that’s been going on. There’s a lot of anxiety and worries and he could be having trouble sleeping.

The second pull was the 4 of Teacups, 7 of Teacups and 2 of Flowers. 4 of Teacups means he’s probably been bored a lot. It’s like he is looking at all his options and possibilities but not doing anything, really because nothing feels exciting enough for him, so he’s waiting. 7 of Teacups is again about him being overwhelmed with a lot of possibilities, so many choices, but they make him confused. He is very active in his imagination but not really taking action. 2 of Flowers points to him having a lot of plans, he wants to do a lot of things, even in terms of work and projects, but he’s not doing anything yet, maybe because of the strike. He’s got the energy, but something is still missing for him to actually act on whatever his goals are (again, probably the strike).

So it looks like he’s been spending time with those who are important to him, possibly connecting with the past, but also bored and full of ideas, but no action. And he might be having lots of anxiety too.

[wishchthumblr]

time for long and not re read vent post aha

i am genuinely so fucking mad at my mom rn

im crying over twitter because it seems like it’s actually breaking this time, more than last. and i know its “the shit site” and it’s “garbage” and whatever but i dont care because its my home. its the only social media (before now maybe tumblr too) that ive felt good using. insta made me feel so terrible and nothing else really worked before i got twitter.

i’ve always been more of a lurker than poster and twitter made that possible for me, its where ive spent over a year. its the first social media i actually enjoy using. and then that dick head bought it and is just breaking it on purpose at this point.

i went to my mom almost crying because my mental health has been so terrible recently that ive barely been able to bring myself to even use my phone, let alone twitter and the thought of Being Perceived brought me physical pain. and then im finally okay enough to go on it and talk to my friends and see the people i admire and the first thing i see is everyone leaving. and my mental health just goes down again.

im telling her about the new limit shit and how everyone is leaving and that //im scared// and she just. makes some joke about how “im sure that doesn’t apply to the musk supporters🙄” and something about musk’s relationship with chinese government

what. just WHAT

does she not see that im saying this with tears in my eyes? does she not hear that im about to cry in my voice? does she not see that i dont fucking care about the politics of it because im losing my friends and my outlet and the people i look up to and im losing the place i used to go to make myself feel better after dealing with everything in my real life and im losing the good memories.

she keeps doing this again and again and im so tired of it. your daughter is terrified of losing her friends and her safe place and you’re joking about chinese bots and politics? i feel like my mom doesn’t care

im literally crying while writing this and she’s posting on her facebook about some “oh but im sure the pro chinese gov and elon support accounts will still be able to tweet🤔🤔” bullshit

im so tired of her and other people disregarding my feelings and genuine heartbreak over losing my online support system because “oH iTs juSt TwiTtEr LOOLLLL itS alL ShiT anYwAy!!!!”. i hate you. i genuinely hate people who say that. how dare you just throw aside other peoples support systems and livelihoods like that just because its on a website you dont like. how fucking dare you. it doesn’t matter if the website comes back because you directly told me you dont care about my fear.

idk im just so tired of it. idk tumblr etiquette about venting or whatever but i needed to get this out. might delete later if i feel better idk. just. be nicer to people. just because you don’t relate doesn’t mean your dismissal isn’t breaking my heart and my trust in you. this is why i never tell people anything and just hide away whenever i feel terrible