#maxwell kin

[kincalling]

Hello. I’m Maxwell / William Carter from Don’t Starve and Don’t Starve Together. I’m looking for Wilson and Charlie, but I’m more than happy to speak to anyone who may be interested in reaching out. I’m an adult.

Thank you!

🐛

[dollarstore-kins]

Nikki Maxwell stimboard with themes of pink, writing and general 2000's vibes requested by @benatars-slut !!

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[badrabbits-worsehabits]

ALTERNATE BELOW CUT

[thefoxdenrp]

Kin Maxwell. List top five pizza toppings in order. What kind of keychain(s) you have? How do you treat strangers, people you like and people you dislike? Do you enjoy hugs?

"Okay! Pepperoni is number one for sure! It's the most common but the best. Next would be onion. Specifically white onion. I can't stand red onion on my pizza. And yes, onion is a weird top pick but my go-to pizza is pepperoni and onion. After that in third is sausage. Four would be artichoke hearts. There's an Italian place close to where I live that puts those on pizza and it is to die for! And lastly spinach. The same place that does the artichoke hearts does the best method with their spinach. They will put the spinach on top of the pizza sauce and then put the cheese on and whatever other toppings you want. It's so good!"

She picked up her keys, a whole melody of jingles sounding from everything she had on them. "I have a best friend chain. Syd has the match to it. A pocket knife cause you can never be too safe. This little wooden fox I found on one of my travels. A bisexual flag chain. Gotta rep, you know. Oh and speaking of repping, I got a No Way Out keychain too. This here is a mini Calcifer plushie. Howl's Moving Castle is one of my favorite Ghibli movies. And this pin on the lanyard says SSDD. Same Shit, Different Day. It's from a King movie, Dreamcathers."

Kin shrugged. "I'm used to meeting strangers all the time. Fans coming up to me all the time and wanting pictures or autographs. I try to be as nice as I can, but if I truly can't stay or chat, I tell them no in a respectful way. If you're a trusted friend, you're basically like family to me. However, if I don't like you, I've been known to be very bitchy towards them."

She opened her arms wide. "I love hugs!"

[canoncallings]

Hello, I am sending this ask in for two people, Alana Maxwell [myself] and my friend, Daniel Jacobi. we are two IRLs from Wolf 359, and we are looking for Warren Kepler, but anyone else from source is welcome [although we are Most Specifically looking for Kepler]. we're both young adults [18-21] and are looking to interact with other adults. To contact us and find more information, we have a blog [ @almost-si-5 ] and you can just send an Ask or Interact with a post. Hope everyone reading this post has a good day and night !!!

-⌨&🧡

Good luck, although I do advise the both of you to be careful with who you interact so as to not feed into your delusions, if that is what you mean by being an IRL.

[blessedarethebinarybreakers]

Jesus wasn't Palestinian you dumb heretic. Palestine didn't exist yet. The Palestinian people didn't exist yet. Read the fucking bible. Dumbass

(what anon's responding to)

This is going to sound sarcastic but i mean it genuinely: i love getting called a heretic by randos online. helps me know i'm doing some things right!

In honor of Jesus the Palestinian Jew, here's an excerpt from a sermon (which you can read / listen to in full over here) I wrote back in June on how Jesus's direct identification with those the world calls "least" in Matthew 25 empowers (and challenges) us to envision him as literally one with all who are denigrated, disenfranchised, executed by Empire — as Palestinians are today.

...In proclaiming himself not only kin with the world’s outcasts, but literally one with each and every one of them, Jesus empowers us to imagine him in ever newer, ever more expansive ways. He empowered Black theologian James Cone to declare that Christ is Black, and that every time a Black person is lynched, Christ is re-crucified with them. He empowered disability theologian Nancy Eiesland to declare that God is disabled – to envision the throne of God as a wheelchair, and to point out how the wounds with which Christ rose would have impaired his movement. He empowered gay artist Maxwell Lawton to paint Christ with AIDS lesions, and photographer Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin to depict Christ’s resurrection wounds as transgender top surgery scars. Though some have decried all these images of Christ as blasphemous, it was Jesus himself who told us that he is one with those whom the world denies food, safety, medical care, freedom, and love...

btw if anyone has other examples of theologians declaring Christ a member of a marginalized group it's my fave thing so please add on. Another great one is S. Yesu Suresh' declaration that Christ is Dalit (the "untouchable" class in India).

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Okay, so, my original platonic yandere ocs' world/story is set in the land of Gaea, a world that is full of humans and the dragons. There are many kinds of dragons, as numerous as there are types of dinosaurs from our world, or birds, or fish. Dragons are ancient beings, some older than the first human to breathe, some older than even that. There are different forms of them, but all ruled by a leader of each kind, a lord or lady or regional monarch, then all of dragonkind under the rule of the Greatest of Dragons, They-Of-The-Rising-Sun, Born-From-The-Mother-Star, Elder-Kin, Caelistis... They are the largest, the oldest, and the first dragon, born of the tear of the Mother Goddess/Deity, Lux. From them comes every other dragon and dragon species, of which there are many.

There are the Wyverns, large and intimidating, with no arms, instead, wings, and having two feet. Their tails are thick, to help them balance, and end with sharp tips, some shaped like spades, others triangles, sometimes even diamonds or discs or clubs... They usually breathe fire or smoke, and tend to be in darker shades of the natural world, such as green of the forests or browns of the rocks, even the autumn reds and yellows of the clays or the blacks of the obsidian rock...

There are the Quetzals, snake-like and cunning, with only feathered wings and a long, coiling tail. They can spew venom or a poisonous mist, are covered partially or all the way in feathers, and their scales are softer than other dragon species. Their scales tend to be bright green, orange, or yellow, with feathers in all the various colors of the world...

There are the Wyrms, lithe and agile, with four thin wings and many legs and pincer-like jaws. They have hard, chitin-like scales, eyes that come in threes, fives, or eights, and sometimes with stingers on their tails or for claws. Their scales range from sunny golds and scarlet reds to acid greens and oily blacks, with some species even having dusky indigos or soft tangerines mixed in...

There are the Hydrans, smart and quick-witted, with two or four legs, no wings, and a serpentine body. They have antlers, soft manes of fur, and live near water. Their scales are like jewels, in ruby reds and and amber gold and spinel pink and jade green...

There are the Serpens, strong and stubborn, with four legs and two wings. They can breathe fire or ice or mist, have sharp claws and fangs, and can see in the dark. Their scales tend to be dark, in shades of midnight blue or twilight purple or dusky green or inky black, sometimes in bark browns or cloudy grays...

There are many, many other species and subspecies and hybrids and the like, but these are the main dragons known to mankind...

Some of the ocs include:

Scott Maxwell, a.k.a. platonic yandere older brother-like figure, a strong athletic sort who is also a leader, and who looks out for his friends (is a descendant or son of a Wyvern, was born as a human, is a dragon, and is 17 years old in human years, only a hatchling in dragon years)

Rose Dogwood, a.k.a. platonic yandere best friend/sister-like figure, a smart girl with pale hair who stands up for others and tries to learn what she can about her friends and dragons and magic (is a descendant or daughter of a Quetzal, was born as a human, is 16 years old in human years, only a hatchling in dragon years)

Michael Kiertz, a.k.a. platonic yandere best friend/brother-like figure, a funny boy who cracks jokes and likes trying new things, as well as being there for his friends to cheer them up or watch their backs (is a descendant or son of a Wyrm, is 16 years old in human years, only a hatchling in dragon years)

Manami Maris, a.k.a. platonic yandere older sister-like figure, who likes swimming and finding new places and wildlife, and who respects nature and feels the instinct to keep her hatchmates safe (is a descendant or daughter of a Hydran, is 17 years old, is only a hatchling in dragon years)

Caelistis, a.k.a. Great-Great-Great-Many-Greats-Grandparent/Parent/Caretaker of All Dragons, who would rather adopt the teens than silence them or destroy them, does not care much for humans, has watched too much destruction amd savagery happen because of them...

James Lowett/Unguis, a.k.a. an adult dragon who helps the teens out, but secretly wants them to lose amd be brought to the home of the dragons, is a bit gruff and sly, but has a good heart...

Vespidae, a.k.a. insect dragon queen/lady/ruler who wants to put the teens into her hive's hatchery/nursery, and would happily hypnotize them to turn against humans...

The four teens + Reader-insert/main character have to try and save the dragons while also stopping them from wiping out the humans... They have lots of adventuring and peace-makinh to do, and not a lot of time before The Great Migration, when dragons gather in the hundreds of thousands to meet with Caelistis, for a reason unknown to man, but which the teens hope to discover so to help them stop them from ending the humans and changing the world to how they see fit...

This is what I have for now. Woo. Took me awhile. But yeep. Dragons be upon ye!

@sugar-soda @thewickedweiner @hermesserpent-stuff @vivid-bun @danniloversugar

[darkpeacemusic]

ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕒 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤: 𝔽𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤

Jeff the Killer - Jeffrey "Jeff" Alan Dan Woods

Homicidal Liu - Liuis "Liu" Victoria Woods

Sully - Sullivan "Sully" Akira Woods

Randy - Randall "Randy" Allen Warren

Keith - Keith Harvey Davis-Green

Troy - Troy John Green

Ben Drowned - Benjamin "Ben" Scott Lawman

Jane - Jane Todd Richardson-Vaughn

Mary - Mary Annabelle Vaughn

Ticci Toby - Tobias "Toby" Erin Rogers

Masky - Timothy "Tim" Buck Wright

Hoodie - Brian Hunter Thomas

Skully - Jay Gabriel Merrick

Kate the Chaser - Kate Eleanor Milens-Hayes

Charlie - Charles Matheson Jr.

Laughing Jack - Laughing Jack in a Box

Eyeless Jack - Jackson "Jack" Nicky Nyras

Slenderman - Simon (middle and last name unknown) (Human name prior to his experimentation/death)

Splendorman - Jim (Human name prior to his experimentation/death)

Trenderman - Beau (Human name prior to his experimentation/death)

Tenderman - Cedric (Human name prior to his experimentation/death)

Sally - Sally Maryam Dawn (formerly Williams)

Dr Smiley - Azerael Jesse Smiley

Nurse Ann - Annie "Ann" Lusen Mia

Nina - Nina Selene Hopkins

Candy Pop - Unknown

Candy Cane - Unknown

April Fools - Unknown

Jason the Toymaker - Jason Caleb Meyer

The Puppeteer - Jonathan Cole Blake

Clockwork - Natalie Priscilla Ouellette

Rouge - Heather Bridget Marshall

Wilson - Wilson Liam Marshall (neé Jones)

Lazari - Lazari Natalie Swann

Zalgo - Z͠a̛'l͘ga̶t҉ot̡h

Stripes - Eloise Sarah Bellarose (name prior to her death)

Nathan - Nathan Maxwell Lux

Bloody Painter - Helen Delilah Otis

Kagekao - Unknown

Laughing Jill - Laughing Jill in a Box

Sadie - Sadie Marie Bennett

Hobo Heart - Unknown

Cat Hunter - Rodrigo Milo Ortiz

Chris the Revenant - Christine "Chris" Wendy Meyers

X-Virus - Cody Larkin Drake

Dollmaker - Erina Jezebel Kerenzalys

Frankie the Undead - Frankie Hades Asher (his real name prior to his death)

Judge Angels - Dina Angela Clark

Lifeless Lucy - Lucy Ava Jones

Lost Silver - Ethan Kin Fuji (his real name before his death)

Glitchy Red - Red (his real name remains a mystery)

Strangled Red - Steven Garrett Stoughton

Dr. Locklear - Evander Agnar Locklear

Lulu - Lucille "Lulu" Tiffany Greatfeil

Killing Kate - Katherine "Kate" Evelyn Knight

Will Grossman - William "Will" Gordon Grossman

Lulling Lauren - Lauren Robyn Ross (neé Evans)

CR - Carl Morton Ross

Emra - Emra Amelia Blake (neé Albridge)

Zero - Alice Marie Jackson

Slendrina - Charlotte (first name prior to death/experimentation)

Lily - Lily May Kennett

Nightmare Ally - Adeline "Ally" Ashley Abendroth

Zachary the Proxy - Zachary Julius Gibson

Oliver - Oliver Gorgon Henderson

Alex Kralie - Alexander "Alex" Joseph Kralie

Amy - Amy Callie Walters

Jessica - Jessica Ellie Locke

Seth - Seth Apollo Reid-Wilson (neé Wilson)

Sarah - Sarah Cassie Reid-Wilson (neé Ried)

Third Base - Richard "Doby" Vincent Doggers

Vailly - Vailly Suki Evans

Screaming Dawn (oc) - Dawn Evelyn Woods

Queen Blackheart (oc) - Elizabeth Cindy Phillips (name prior to her death)

Smiles (oc) - Morgan Ari Rivers (name prior to their death)

The Tod Killer (oc) - Corey Kiran Kelly

Night Stalker (oc) - Casey Lara Hall

[kittykatkatelol]

★Welcome to our Hell lovelies<3

(accessible, plain text, no flashing intro here: link)

This intro mainly involves our host, since loverboy fronts the majority of the time - for info of our headmates, our pronouns.cc is linked

You can call me Daimon/Daímonas, Val/Valentino, Faraday, Maxwell, John, Dixie, Vulpes, Micah, Barty, Makarov, or Jack

My pronouns include (but are not limited to): it/itself, loverboy/loverboyself, moth/mothself, ne/nem, he/him, ve/vem, luv/luvself

I'm genderfluid + xenogenders + mspec biromantic lesboy ~ oriented aroace - asexual + ACRflux + greyromantic ~ physical nonhuman + fictionkin + demonkin + ockin + therian ~ cripplepunk ~ adhd + autism(?) + bpd(?) ~ endogentic system ~ polythesist satanist ~ multishipper

My links: A03 ~ Pronouns.cc ~ StrawPage ~ Roblox and Discord for moots (ask over dms) ~ my memories of hell+my demon appearance ~ filter tag list ~ my rdr2 side blog @shhhhtotallynotmicahbell

This blog is 13+, I curse like a sailor and reblog/post suggestive shit. I try to tag things appropriately, but I am not responsible for whatever you may find here - I suggest you leave if you are under 13

The main content is shitposts + reblogs + occassional art and/or oneshot/fic update

thomas jefferson's (from hamilton the muscial) biggest fan - the number one hermes defender - biggest hater of the brotherhood of steel

Extremely biased lover of Caesar's Legion (We acknowledge they are awful but again, biased as we have a Vulpes Inculta fictive, along with our host being a Vulpes Inculta as well) - Legion hate will be made fun of if brought to our table(askbox). We request you leave your NCR love and Legion hate at the door, please and thank you as such comments could set off our Vulpes fictive.

My highest kin(s) is currently John Hancock from Fallout 4 + Dixie from Fallout 4: Nuka-World + Vulpes Inculta from Fallout New Vegas

My full kin (fictionkin + otherkin + therian) list:

Valentino from Hazbin Hotel

Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter

Roxanne Afton a FNaF OC of mine

Micah Bell from Red Dead Redemption 2

Demonkin

Vladimir Makarov from the OG COD MW trilogy (specifically mw3)

Maxwell Roth from Assassin's Creed Syndicate

John Hancock from Fallout 4

Dixie from Fallout 4: Nuka-World

Funtime Foxy from FNaF

Faraday from Fallout 4: Far Harbor (slightly AU'd version of him)

Kellogg from Fallout 4

Vulpes Inculta from Fallout New Vegas

Jack Kennedy from DSaF

White Persian Cat therain

Roxanne Wolf from FNaF Security Breach

(otherlink) Sylveon from Pokémon

(questioning) Negative Karma Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3

(this is subject to change at any time)

My current fixations are currently:

Fallout

COD (just all of it it's a big special interest)

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My favorite music artists are:

Scene Queen

Yungblud

Falling in Reverse

Palaye Royale

Marina

Melanie Martinez

Baby Bugs

Olivia Rodrigo

Måneskin

Mitski

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My fandoms/interests:

Hamilton (musical and historical)

EPIC the musical

Death Note

Heathers (both musicals and movie)

Little Nightmares 1 & 2

Fallout

FNaF

Cooking Companions

Percy Jackson (I have only finished the first series, and I do not want spoilers, hence why I don't interact with the fandom but i really like it lol)

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss (literally no clue what the creator did but I don't support her since I watch it all pirated and don't have the money lmao)

Call of Duty (I love all the early stuff (haven't played any black ops though) but especially the original modern warfare)

SIX The Musical

DSAF (specifically the 1st and 2nd ones, I don't particularly enjoy the final one)

Red Dead Redemption 2

Heartstopper

My Little Pony

Legend of Korra

Hunger Games

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Current favorite songs:

(all of theses lists are subject to change at any time)

I tend to use typing quirks (example: Hello ! / what ? / Hmm , / Huh .) or cursive fonts ~ please tell me if you need me to not use said quirk(s) when replying :)

I use tone tags quite often since I myself have a hard time figuring out other entities tones - you do not have to do the same for me though it would be highly appreciated

DNI: anti-xenogenders/neopronouns ~ TERF ~ anti-endo ~ homo/transphobic ~ anti-fictionkin ~ anorexia/ED blogs ~ christian centered blogs ~ Valentino hate blogs ~ just assholes in general

My boundaries are:

no sexual stuff ~ I might be Val but that doesn't mean I like sex

no mouth gore/puke ~ i genuinely hate it and it makes me ill (I'm cool with most gore but mouth stuff just grosses me out)

no weight comments like ever, please

no sending things of dead moths

no sending me stuff specifically about Val getting tortured

no asking me to donate to stuff through asks, especially if I don't know you ~ I'm not financially independent and just don't have the cash even if I wanted to donate ~ any asks asking that will be deleted

I love being tagged in stuff, but if it is a picrew, I request you don't tag me in it IF it the whole game is "make irl you" or something along those lines

do not involve me in shipping wars

I am okay with Angel Dust kins interacting, but please do not try and befriend me

I request no fellow Valentinos try and befriend me (aka please no doubles - the rest should be fine though)

Do not bring DiMA hate to this blog, it will not be tolerated

Also, I do not support JKR (the creator of Harry Potter) though I am still in the HP and Marauders fandoms - I dislike Harry Potter itself and only engage in the fandom side of things that is also highly against JKR

User tags:

val's little hellhole (for all general posts/shit posts, never reblogs)

heaven doesn't want me and hell fears me (vent posts)

the summoning circle (asks & strawpage asks+drawings)

valentino writes (for my writing)

charles tag !! (for my bestie @/bxtteryacid !! (you = bestie sorry not sorry >:3))

CJ tag :3 (for la bestie @/p4rty-rockaa :3)

hoarding moth (for identity reblogs 4 my hoard + posts about my genders)

moth val's art (for my art)

fictionkin asks/answers (for any/all asks/questions I get related to fictionkin)

the moth attempts to learn french (shit posting about me trying to learn french)

banner and pfp are both from Fallout 4, in-game screenshots (banner is Nisha's area in the Disciples territory in Fizztop Mountain - pfp is a screenshot of Dixie)

I'm open to questions about my identity(s) ~ intro may update in the future ~ Other than that, have fun :)

✨️ to be cringe is to be free ✨️

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In all of my lives, I regret nothing.

I'd do it all again.

No hesitation.

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Last up dated: 3/24/25

[im-an-anthusiast]

The Golden Son

You call our kind a scattered, dying herd. A flock of rabid, raving sheep, hunted for meat and sport. So, to our mass of flesh, feasting on itself – to you – I present: our Saviour. A ram-headed, snarling guard dog; a righteous shepherd; a rightful heir, bringing to us a future he cannot see.

He may not claim us, but at his heels is a greener pasture, fertilised with blue blood and golden bone, in a culling of his own. Shouldn’t we be glad that one so set in fratricide is blind to half his kin?

And yet, you still ask me why I foster a burning candle. No, a candle burns only itself; it is not a wick that I keep ablaze... It is a fuse.

Claimed not by birth-blood, but birthright-

My forged, golden offspring. My king. My Maxwell.

[snuffybunnies]

Spreading my polycule agenda because I (WX fictive) am dating a Maxwell kin and Wilson main

[thefoxdenrp]

Kin (Maxwell). Are you a planner or more of a go with whatever happens when it comes to travel?

"It depends on why I'm traveling. If it's for pleasure, I like to go with the flow and just have fun with some minimal planning of trying certain places and things. However, if I'm traveling with the band for a music shoot or a tour, that tends to be more planned in general. On tour we are go-go-go. Finish in one location and then on the bus headed to the next venue. We do get some down time here and there but the majority of it is very structured."

[lighthailstorm]

my r&b masterlist:

after hours soul: for the freaks (mostly miguel) ~ por los 'freaks' (mayormente miguel)

alt rnb: tiene frank ocean, the weeknd, sampha, sza, janelle monáe, blood orange, dijon, jessie ware, solange, miguel, fka twigs, kelela, y uno cancion de tyler, the creator

bey & jay: playlist entirely made up of songs with beyoncé AND jay z on it ~ un playlist que tiene todos los canciones que tiene beyoncé Y su esposo, jay-z

black love: love songs by all black artists - meaning that the genre is mostly r&b

c-breezy: chris brown playlist of all the songs i like from him in release order

chlöe x halle: MY GIRLS! un playlist dedicada por ellas, juntos y solo ~ a playlist dedicated to them, together and solo.

coco jones & leon thomas: a playlist that has a bunch of songs i like with coco and leon. i just put them together because i feel like they have somewhat similar music and they're friends in real life. ~ un playlist que tiene canciones que me gustan de coco jones y leon thomas

distant echoes: songs that i think are a little sad ~ canciones que creo que son un poco tristes

drama in the key of r&b: songs that require you to be listening to them in the rain ~ canciones que requieren que las escuchos bajo la lluvia 🌧️

essential soul: this playlist is a work in progress that is gonna have a collection of songs from like the 60's that i believe are "essential". if you have any suggestions for this playlist, feel free to drop a comment.

the funk pharmacy: funky r&b songs

groove: r&b from 2010 onwards ~ r&b del 2010 en adelante

its a slow jam: a bunch of slow jams, feels self-explanatory

korean r&b: tiene mucho NCT 127, baekhyun, dean, taemin, y más.

lucky daye: todas mis canciones favoritas de él.

miguel: all of my favs from miguel

neo soul: tiene childish gambino, lauryn hill, d'angelo, thundercat, jill scott, silk sonic, maxwell, moses sumney, tyler the creator, lianne la havas, hiatus kaiyote.

oldies but goodies: old r&b songs

past, present, and future: the playlist i made based on the setlist of usher's past present and future tour in 2024 ~ la playlist que hice en base a la lista de canciones de the past, present, and future tour de Usher en 2024

quiet storm: a subgenre of r&b characterized by its smooth romantic and often jazz-influenced sound

rhythm & rhythms: all the songs i dance to ~ todas los canciones que bailo

rnb rainfall: rain playlist ~ playlist por la lluvia

~smooth~: r&b from before 2010 ~ r&b de antes de 2010

soulful echoes: soulful r&b

soulful serenity: songs that heal the soul ~ canciones que curan la alma

soulshine sessions: feel good r&b songs

trey: mis canciones favoritas de trey songz...lo siento si no te gustan él pero me encanta sus canciones ~ my favorite trey songz songs...sorry if you don't like him but i love his songs

troy's ipod: a character playlist i made for troy bolton from high school musical. i kin him as someone who really likes 2000's rnb. ~ un playlist de personajes que hice para troy bolton de high school musical. pienso en él como alguien a quien realmente le gusta el rnb de los años 2000.

urban dreams: calming songs ~ canciones calmate

usher: un grande playlist por usher

the weeknd: a playlist of my favorite songs from the weeknd ~ mis canciones favoritos de the weeknd

the following playlist will be listed with a (z) next to its names on spotify because i keep my playlist organized alphabetically and i don't want to see my seasonal playlists during winter ~ la siguiente playlist aparecerá con una (z) junto a su nombre en spotify porque mantengo mi playlist organizada alfabéticamente y no quiero ver mis playlists de temporada durante el invierno.

summer soul: songs with a summer vibe ~ canciones con un vibe de el verano

[scotianostra]

25th January marks the annual celebration of Burns Night - a time to celebrate Scotland's favourite son, and world renowned poet and song writer Robert Burns who was born on this day 1759.

I have covered Oor Rabbie on may occasions so on this day I hope to bring you a few facts about Scotland's National Bard and his legacy.

Known as somewhat of a ladies man, Burns is known to have fathered 12 or 13 children, depending on the source, to 4 different women. His last born child, Maxwell, was born on the same day as his funeral 25 July 1796, meaning his wife Jean Armour missed his send off.

As a lad growing up in Ayrshire, Burns was always fond of supernatural stories, most of which were told to him by an old widow who helped out on his father's farm. These stories no doubt had an influence on his writings in the future and perhaps were the inspiration for his classic masterpiece, Tam O'Shanter and the lesser known Adress to the Deil and Halloween. Even in these poems he flattered the fairer sex with his words, this from the latter poem.....

The lasses feat, an' cleanly neat, Mair braw than when they're fine; Their faces blythe, fu' sweetly kythe, Hearts leal, an' warm, an' kin':

Of course Burns also gives another of his favourite subjects a mention in this verse, "the deil himsel," Look it up it's another guid yin!

Burns didn't always want to stay in Scotland - he hoped to move to the Caribbean island of Jamaica. Although following the success of his poetry collection 'Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect' (or the Kilmarnock Edition as it is known), he opted to move closer to home, settling in Edinburgh for a time.

For all his fame, Burns never forgot his humble roots. His love for farming stayed with him throughout his life and his writing often dealt with issues affecting the poorer classes, notably highlighting the need for greater social equality. Indeed he is known as the Ploughman Poet, a nod to his farming life.

And on his legacy, Burns has gathered some very famous fans since his passing, US president Abraham Lincoln could recite Burns’ works by heart. Bob Dylan says that ‘A Red, Red Rose’ by Burns is his source of greatest creative inspiration and Michael Jackson song Thriller is said to have been inspired by Tam O'Shanter.

In Japan at pedestrian crossing you don't get beeps like here in Scotland, they play a rendition of the Burns song ‘Coming Through The Rye’.

There are more statues in honour of Rabbie than any other male figure in history, only surpassed in total by Queen Victoria. (I am not including religious statues).

In 2005 Robert Burns was the first person ever to feature on a bottle of Coca Cola, about a million were made they currently trade for around £10 and I have one, unopened in my kitchen cupboard.

Arguably Burns most famous song, Auld Lang Syne, has appeared in over 170 Hollywood films including The Apartment, It’s A Wonderful Life and When Harry Met Sally. , but he only rewrote the verse, he sent the poem to the Scots Musical Museum in 1788 indicating that it was an ancient song but that he'd been the first to record it on paper. The phrase 'auld lang syne' roughly translates as 'for old times' sake', and the song is all about preserving old friendships and looking back over the events of the year.

In the US city of Atlanta, there is a life-size imitation of Burns’ first home in Alloway, South Ayrshire, although it doesn't have the famous thatched roof.

In Scotland, there are some 20 official Burns memorials dotted around the country, from Aberdeen to the final resting place of Burns in Dumfries, which commemorate his journey from Ayrshire to “Auld Lang Syne”.

‘My Heart’s in the Highlands’ was translated and adopted as the marching song of the Chinese resistance fighter in the Second World War.

In 2009 STV viewers voted Robert Burns ‘The Great Scot’, beating the likes of William Wallace, Robert the Bruce among others.

There are Burns Clubs scattered across the globe, but the very first one, known as The Mother's Club, was founded in Greenock in 1801. They held the very first Burns Supper on what they thought was his birthday, January 29th 1802, only to discover that his birthday was actually January 25th!

Since then Burns suppers have been held worldwide.

I know some of you out there will toil to understand some of Burns's poetry, don't fear you will find the Best of Robert Burns, translated into the "de'il's tongue" just Click here...

The song Ae Fond Kiss, was one of my mums favourites the words "Never met-or never parted, We had ne'er been broken-hearted" are inscribed on her grave......"

[space-spring]

This is unrelated to anything but I was thinking about it earlier and I do love the idea that Avlora and Hughette would end up being really weird sort-of-friends at the end of the golden route. Like. coworkers who regularly get into shouting matches but also write in each other as their medieval version of an emergency contact next of kin because the person they're both actually the closest to is royalty and what are they going to do? CALL their SOVEREIGN whenever they get into trouble?

Most people would still generally hold the belief that they shouldn't be left in a room alone together (which is fair given the aforementioned shouting matches) but also if/when Maxwell eventually steps down as Master of Arms, Hughette would likely take his place, and it kinda makes sense to appoint Avlora as her second-in-command given that she's the princess's main guard and also just a really experienced military officer. Everybody's like ?????!?!?!? didn't you want to kill her like a month ago and Hughette just goes "no see I still want to kill her. but since I can't do that I might as well get her to plan guard rotations for me." Avlora is aware of this but also is 100% cool with it and is honestly kind of touched by the amount of trust Hughette's put in her.

I also like to think that Hughette would at some also point request that Roland give Avlora the honorary title of general again purely because she can't stand calling Avlora by only her first name. Avlora, again, is aware of this but cool with it because yeah okay honestly it's a little weird for her too.

[grib-eepy]

um here is some silly felting toys

this toy is like 1 year old, he is Peach from object show that I was working on last year. it is high-quality (bc I had a nurse helping me) and really silly. I was at psychiatric hospital (I AM NOT CRAZY) when I find out about felting, and this was my first or maybe second toy :)

after a hospital, I got loooooong break from felting, but then I came back with this Wilson toy. It is better than my other toys, but I can't tell that it is high-quality xD

then here is a Kuro-Chan toy from anime Kuro-Chan cat-cyborg :P I got a little fixation on this silly anime. I kin him sm xD It is maybe one of the silliest toys that I got, it is really funny to look at. quality of this toy is okay, it is soft, but it doesn't fall apart

and here is my favourite!!!!! this is a toy of @tinaliaistired oc, I love it :P I made it 3 days ago in hurry, but I like how it turned out (I got late to my dnd session bc of this, but I don't regret it)

and there is the last toy, IT IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T XDD

it is Maxwell, it is not really bad but it is worst toy XD I RAN OUT IF BLACK WOOL and he could be left without hair. I had to cut off some wool from my other toys :_D

thank you for reading. please do not criticise my work :)