#maxipad

[randomfingthings]

Pt 2 of this!!!

[randomfingthings]

Credit where credits due, it seems max/redbull did decide on the gamble as well 👀

I need people to know that "Max was lucky with the red flag" and "Max is very talented and did an amazing job" are both statements that can be true at the same time.

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

COSTCO IS SELLING THESE CARS. THEYRE ONLY SELLING CHARLES AND MAX. LESTAPPEN IS REAL AND COSTCO AGREES

(Discloser: I’m not a lestappie I just find this funny lmao.)

[witchofthesouls]

I think I found the embodiment of Cat!Megatron high off his aft on expired catnip but don't know who's the victim for this spectacle. Definitely not the victorious ceiling fan.

I do hear the horrified scream of 'MAXIPAD!' from the pincushion to this alien warlord turned cat.

https://www.tumblr.com/gougerre/747489749123645440?source=share

There are two victims here.

Megatron's dignity because he crashed into the wall and Optimus/Cinnamon/Cinnabuns was laughing so hard that Prime fell off the couch and still wheezing for air.

And Kevin's safety because he has a talent of taking perfectly timed photos and videos, and Megatron will never forgive him.

[deanpinterester]

reading carrie is fascinating bc i can't tell if pads really used to be like that (attached to your body instead of your underwear, like a diaper) or if stephen king assumed that's how pads worked and never bothered to fact check it

[elderdragonblu]

Are you really a couple if you haven’t gotten your mugshots taken together because your arsonist gf lit a Wendy’s on fire and you were just there at the wrong time

Max loves Rachel but jfc

[mercgaydes]

i genuinely thought that seeing max in p2 instead of p1 would bring me joy but im just dead inside

[mikesmelodrama]

you know the fic is gonna suck when there's a million tags and the description says something like "everyone is a gay disaster hehe :3"

[illumineeti]

rita ora potentially beating ava max, ellie goulding, and bebe rexha in this year's illumineeti category for best unsophisticated fag-pop grammy album, i fear

[gruesomejack]

Rabbit would happily eat/fuck Alex during that awful time of the month

He's all about that money

[randomfingthings]

Max in press conferences during singapore my beloved 😘

[wnightingales]

Max is SO good at taking an ass beating the like the way he FLEW across the ring when Takeshita shoved him?? mwah

reminded me of when his shoes fuckin flew off when Ricky speared him agsjgs

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

Me: A Lando fan

Also me: cheering against Lando for Max just so we could get a lestappen podium

[nco05]

i feel like when the grid talks about british drivers, they are going for the full-fledged brits. max looks at lando and alex and is like "oh, oh, you poor things, you're not one of them, it's okay." he looks at george or lewis and is just like 😡

I think so too! (Neither ALB & NOR come across as particularly very British except their accents)

[on-my-way-to-lesser-things]

My dog is too dumb to write a novel but I’m still taking author pics for him!

[zepirateradio]

me in a pad commercial