#max's 💭

[nov1963]

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

[transnats]

double ask, cause i just saw ur lis request post -👾

max taking polaroids of you before, during, after, sex. you get her a video camera, need i say more?

max and her photos. i think that she’d have her photobook for just her normal polaroids and then another for dirty pics. (i say this cause me and gfie talk about it alot and honestly it’s sooooo max coded!)

she, at first, takes pics of you all giggly after you make out with her and lil images of you as she’s undressing you. during sex, she takes photos of her fingers glistening with your cum and alsoooooo of you two tribbing. :3 its much more intimate and poetic that way or whatever. she loves the closeness of it. i think she’ll also take pics of you like mid moan but its always super embarrassing after cause you’re all like “omg this one is so ugly rip it up! 😖”

aaaaafter its said and done, she takes photos of you all blissed out. and she adds silly lil captions underneath all the photos too! she’ll probably write journals entries about it but they’re like in a totally different journal than the one she carried around daily. i think she’d even leave little sketches around her normal journal of your body cause it’s heavy on her mind!

[sainz100]

thinking... | x

[cupidskissx]

i was revisiting the instagram tributes that other drivers posted for seb and it got me thinking about what they would post for max when he inevitably retires in 2028. i think lando and daniels would be funny, pierre and alexs too. not sure who would be on the grid by then but maybe liam or yuki is his teammate and they would post something too. but what has me in a chokehold is what charles’ post could be like. would he post a picture from the karting days? would he have won a championship by then and post one of the two of them from the fia gala? what would his caption be?

Hi Anon, quick question, are you trying to induce a mental breakdown? 🫠😘

As much as I love to live in my delusion-bubble and transform every measly crumb into a three course meal, I’m gonna be real here for a second, I can’t see their posts being as heartfelt as we want them to be 💔

However, I’m a Lestappie through and through so here are a few of my scenarios/opinions (delusion included)

If Max retires first

Charles’ post — logical edition:

Charles’ post would likely be some shot of them driving, maybe Silverstone ‘19, or Jeddah ‘22 with a boring caption along the lines of:

Congratulations on a stellar career.

Charles’ post — Lestappen edition:

My heart screams that he’d pick a post-race embrace (hopefully one day we’ll have a proper one):

Fighting you was some of the best fun I’ve ever had.

The track won’t be the same without you there to push the limits and push me wide.

Enjoy this next chapter, you’ve earned the rest.

If Charles retires first

Max’s post — logical edition:

Max is a big softy, okay. HE would be the one to post them in their karting years, because he is the first to remind everyone they grew up racing each other (to combat the nostalgia of course he’d pick a photo from when he won his CIK-FIA World KZ Championship).

Together from the start until the end.

Well done on all your achievements over the years, mate 👍🏻

Max’s post — Lestappen edition:

It has to be the Austria ‘22 Podium, could it be anything else? Even with his rudimentary (and sometimes obliviously innocent) understanding of social media, in my mind even Max is aware how iconic this moment was.

It pays to never give up on a dream.

Congrats on winning your maiden championship and ending your career on a high. You deserve it.

I hate to admit a piece of me might miss seeing #16 in my mirrors, but thanks for not sticking around to wear my #1.

- Your biggest fan

If anyone else has any takes on this, or wants to share some thoughts, I’m all ears ❤️

📸 Credit to all the photographers, without them we’d wither away.

[dreamyreveriie]

MAX VERSTAPPEN MY BOYYYY 4 TIME WORLD CHAMPION I LOVW YOU

[ifangirlalot]

I'm not like other girls --

By that I mean I like Henderhop and Madwheeler a lil bit more than I like Mileven and Byler. Sue me.

[garfieldstim]

WE RETURN!!! This is super obscure but we have a new comfort character and anyways can we get a agere caregiver (sfw of course) stimboard of red-haired dementus with kidcore, red, teddy bears, steampunk stuff, no blood-looking stuff?

Heres a gif of him so you dont have to search!!!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/70beed515d3b3fd37f2416e0b67311ce/069c8baf316da20e-9b/s500x750/91e2b3e8d1c67c73c522a693b944a59be1c4916f.gifv

@chickensystem

dementus(mad max) stimboard for @chickensystem with red, steampunk, teddy bears and kidcore

x x x / x - x / x x x

[folkloresthings]

I feel like Max’s love language is quality time. He doesn’t care what you guys are doing as long as your doing it together. He’d also probably love being with someone where you didn’t have to be doing something but just chill, only the sound of the tv (or music) and your guys breathing in the room. Second place though I’d say for Max would be words of affirmation (cause yikes childhood trauma)

the way these were my exact thoughts for max. let’s be honest, he’s got serious daddy issues and grew up knowing that the way to spend time with his father was through karting and driving. so when he meets you, and he starts spending time with you outside of work, he’s just ecstatic. like you said, nothing big, just lounging around the house and enjoying each other’s company is enough for him. to know that you want to spend time with him as just max, not red bull driver max verstappen, is his dream.

[maulsoleum]

i didn’t notice how deeply linked my dissociation was with my alterhuman identities until now.

like oh wow i feel so distinctly Not Like A Person today because my brain is not Here.

i’m never a human but it’s even more amplified when dissociated.

usually i’m fine being referred to as a person, like it’s not correct but i don’t mind, but today it’s really Bothering me. eugh.

[nov1963]

San Celeste, Sicily, Italy is where Tommy is born. Is where we focused on Vito while he was in the war. And now, potentially, we got shot from a balcony showing San Celeste in the TOC teaser?

While I'm not saying this to proves it will have ties to Tommy (I don't even think that'd make sense) or Vito, I'm not suggesting that at all, but this definitely is a significant point and location. And would make sense to feature it when we actually do head to Sicily.

(TOC on the top, II below)

[transnats]

𐂂 ꧇ ࿐syd. 18. he/they. trans masc. aromantic lesbian(?). black. adhd. lis. tlou. yjs. until dawn. sweetpea. muna. boygenius. the aces. mcr. lsrfm. lizzy mcalpine. ethel cain. paramore. emoji anons: 🤓, 🪶, 🪼, 🪓,👾 reqs/dms open. req rules

[quokkabite]

i need to not go to sleep for the night before 7pm so does anyone have a good movie recommendation!!

[moamidzyism]

the streets r saying yj is on the katseye remix but i listened to that snippet and it does nawt sound like him 😬

[nervocat]

Why is it that the two times I got a double 5 star in AFK journey it wasn't the characters I needed.....

[tteokdoroki]

i managed to cut my dissertation down from 10.4K to 8.7K in 2 days let’s GO

[joyeeuxe]

The more i use it, the more i'm impressed with her S1 and find to use it even more than her S3 since it's a constantly active skill....well it's an M3 too for me then