#max's 💭

[nov1963]

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

[dreamyreveriie]

MINI? MAX?? VERSTAPPEN??? ON???? THE????? WAY???????

[sainz100]

thinking... | x

[cupidskissx]

i was revisiting the instagram tributes that other drivers posted for seb and it got me thinking about what they would post for max when he inevitably retires in 2028. i think lando and daniels would be funny, pierre and alexs too. not sure who would be on the grid by then but maybe liam or yuki is his teammate and they would post something too. but what has me in a chokehold is what charles’ post could be like. would he post a picture from the karting days? would he have won a championship by then and post one of the two of them from the fia gala? what would his caption be?

Hi Anon, quick question, are you trying to induce a mental breakdown? 🫠😘

As much as I love to live in my delusion-bubble and transform every measly crumb into a three course meal, I’m gonna be real here for a second, I can’t see their posts being as heartfelt as we want them to be 💔

However, I’m a Lestappie through and through so here are a few of my scenarios/opinions (delusion included)

If Max retires first

Charles’ post — logical edition:

Charles’ post would likely be some shot of them driving, maybe Silverstone ‘19, or Jeddah ‘22 with a boring caption along the lines of:

Congratulations on a stellar career.

Charles’ post — Lestappen edition:

My heart screams that he’d pick a post-race embrace (hopefully one day we’ll have a proper one):

Fighting you was some of the best fun I’ve ever had.

The track won’t be the same without you there to push the limits and push me wide.

Enjoy this next chapter, you’ve earned the rest.

If Charles retires first

Max’s post — logical edition:

Max is a big softy, okay. HE would be the one to post them in their karting years, because he is the first to remind everyone they grew up racing each other (to combat the nostalgia of course he’d pick a photo from when he won his CIK-FIA World KZ Championship).

Together from the start until the end.

Well done on all your achievements over the years, mate 👍🏻

Max’s post — Lestappen edition:

It has to be the Austria ‘22 Podium, could it be anything else? Even with his rudimentary (and sometimes obliviously innocent) understanding of social media, in my mind even Max is aware how iconic this moment was.

It pays to never give up on a dream.

Congrats on winning your maiden championship and ending your career on a high. You deserve it.

I hate to admit a piece of me might miss seeing #16 in my mirrors, but thanks for not sticking around to wear my #1.

- Your biggest fan

If anyone else has any takes on this, or wants to share some thoughts, I’m all ears ❤️

📸 Credit to all the photographers, without them we’d wither away.

[ino]

wait now that i have this beast pc i should learn how to make gifs.... weehehehehehee

[m4xlesbian]

max is so clearly a southerner when he speaks dutch its kinda hilarious. this isnt a dig i love southern dutch accents but its hilarious bc my brain goes 🫵 ZACHTE G 🫵

[ifangirlalot]

I'm not like other girls --

By that I mean I like Henderhop and Madwheeler a lil bit more than I like Mileven and Byler. Sue me.

[garfieldstim]

WE RETURN!!! This is super obscure but we have a new comfort character and anyways can we get a agere caregiver (sfw of course) stimboard of red-haired dementus with kidcore, red, teddy bears, steampunk stuff, no blood-looking stuff?

Heres a gif of him so you dont have to search!!!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/70beed515d3b3fd37f2416e0b67311ce/069c8baf316da20e-9b/s500x750/91e2b3e8d1c67c73c522a693b944a59be1c4916f.gifv

@chickensystem

dementus(mad max) stimboard for @chickensystem with red, steampunk, teddy bears and kidcore

x x x / x - x / x x x

[folkloresthings]

I feel like Max’s love language is quality time. He doesn’t care what you guys are doing as long as your doing it together. He’d also probably love being with someone where you didn’t have to be doing something but just chill, only the sound of the tv (or music) and your guys breathing in the room. Second place though I’d say for Max would be words of affirmation (cause yikes childhood trauma)

the way these were my exact thoughts for max. let’s be honest, he’s got serious daddy issues and grew up knowing that the way to spend time with his father was through karting and driving. so when he meets you, and he starts spending time with you outside of work, he’s just ecstatic. like you said, nothing big, just lounging around the house and enjoying each other’s company is enough for him. to know that you want to spend time with him as just max, not red bull driver max verstappen, is his dream.

[maulsoleum]

i didn’t notice how deeply linked my dissociation was with my alterhuman identities until now.

like oh wow i feel so distinctly Not Like A Person today because my brain is not Here.

i’m never a human but it’s even more amplified when dissociated.

usually i’m fine being referred to as a person, like it’s not correct but i don’t mind, but today it’s really Bothering me. eugh.

[nov1963]

Mafia: The Old Country, Summer of 2025

"Fight to survive as Enzo Favara and prove your worth to the Cosa Nostra..."

[dreamyreveriie]

MAX VERSTAPPEN MY BOYYYY 4 TIME WORLD CHAMPION I LOVW YOU

[quokkabite]

i need to not go to sleep for the night before 7pm so does anyone have a good movie recommendation!!

[my-bl00d-is-p1nk]

I want a partner so bad, I want to obsess over someone, I want someone to protect, I want someone who loves me for me, I want someone who’s can be just as crazy as me, I want someone who loves me even if I’m not the prettiest, I want someone who will protect me, I want someone I would love forever forever forever forever.

if you want a plural jirai gf who’s a bit of a yandere hit me up pls >,<

[nervocat]

I rlly wanna play hsr so I can see beloved fugue but I have nothing to do on it sob

[maxfactor95]

Post nobody is gonna see but I just wanted to yell this into the abyss!

I keep seeing videos of people saying Chloe is a bad friend, and it really makes me sad :(

They make her seem like some kind of manipulative horrible devil chick and it's so !

:((

Alot of the people point the specific part where she gets upset if I take Kate's call, but people forget that the viewer is the one who knows about Kate's troubles, not Chloe! @_@

To Chloe, if I answer, I'm blowing her off after I already ghosted her for 5 years !! she didn't know about how Kate felt!! :(

Anyways, little rant over, I'm just bummed :((