#max of boops for grumpy man

[zelda-the-sacred-realm]

Your Boops for Grumpy Man!

We've hit more than max boops, so here's Time getting them all! (and honestly curl up and regret being a spirit already)

And can I send you some boops too? I'm a little shy so I ask first who would like to receive it from me 🙈

There are enough boops to give them to all the characters, I will definitely do it, but I don't think I have enough energy to do them today 🥲

Thanks for the boops sent, Time probably needs some rest now 🤣

[anlian-aishang]

If you're still taking requests would it be fine to have a oneshot? Maybe Levis a single dad and his 3 year old kid gets a nightmare of her dad never returning home from the last expedition, it breaks Levi's heart so of course, he comforts his baby girl. I'm a softie and I love scenarios of Levi as a father or husband~

I am ALSO a softie! omg Dad-Levi is my religion 💘 I LIVE for domestic Levi. Would absolutely write this sort of stuff again because I love it. I hope you enjoy!

Word count: 1600 Tags: sfw, fluff, I use “daddy” here in the familial context, not in the kink way. 

The light of my life.

“And then they lived happily ever after.”

“Again! Again!!” Eager palms slapped the storybook pages. 

“No, no… You already got an encore, young lady.” Levi booped a careful finger on her nose.

“Ppppppppppwease!!” The pleading in her voice was near max volume. 

Despite how loud she was, he knew she was definitely overtired. An early mistake of parenting: one has to put their foot down sometimes. Otherwise, they will be stuck reading fairy tales till sunrise. “Tomorrow, okay? Daddy will read more with you tomorrow.”

In her 3 years of age, she already knew better than to tell her daddy “no”. A conflicted whine, “Mmm… okay.” 

Clear grumpiness in her voice, Levi found it both adorable and pitiful. 

His little thing, getting so worked up over something so small while he himself had gone through so much worse... His own flesh and blood, seeing her sad of course made him sad as well… They tugged at his heartstrings in their own special ways.

“Nighty night.” Levi kissed her forehead. “Don’t let the titans bite.”

// // //

As always, Levi laid by her side until he knew she was fast asleep. With how he had been raised, he remembered all too well how frightening it was to wake up alone. His mother - a prostitute, his caretaker - an assassin, both of them laid with him each night. There was no reason he could not. 

When he saw her body rise and fall and heard her tiny snores, he took his cue to leave. He carefully picked up his hand from her tummy and gradually snuck out of that bed. Hundreds of practices, he finally figured out the pattern for leaving without a stir. First, he dragged his legs over the side. Then, he pushed himself up into the seated position. One last check. With her still sound asleep, he swiftly stood from the bed. 

After rearranging her blankets and placing a stuffed animal in his place, he tiptoed to her bedroom door. A glance back to his pride and joy always ended with a choked down cry and chuckle. No matter how many times he had gone through this ritual, something about leaving her always got to him.

He had to remind himself: it was not good-bye, only good night.

// // //

With her father a former scout, she had to remind herself too. In sleep, however, she had no control over where her mind wandered. 

An unfortunately-timed nightmare...

Daddy had been called back for one last expedition. Outside of her room, she could pick up the wariness in his voice. At the front door, Uncle Erwin begged him, “We need every man we can get.” Her father’s face fell in reluctance, “Just one more, Levi.”

When the sun rose, he gave a polite knock on her bedroom door. “Who is it?” 

On the other side, in the hallway, Levi was near-tears. He always swore to himself: he would never venture outside the walls again, he would never put himself in danger now that he had her, he would never leave his daughter the orphan that he once was. Levi swallowed down his sorrows, “It’s me, honey. Can daddy come in?”

He had to stay strong for her. Still, she was not at all deaf to his tone. She better let him in, something was serious, “Of course, daddy!!”

Levi nudged the door open gently. Dressed in his uniform, she was awestruck at how cool her dad was, “Wow!!” She brought her hands to her cheeks and gaped her mouth.

A weak smile. He had to make it back. He had to see her cuteness again. He knelt to her level, “Cutie-pie, I’ve gotta go to work today.”

An innocently confused expression, “But… I thought you were ‘re-tie-old’.” 

Her mispronunciation, he could not help but grin, “Yeah, you’re right. Daddy is retired, but Uncle Erwin needs a favor.”

A stark frown that he quickly had to turn upside down, “But don’t worry, daddy will be back for storytime tonight.”

“Okayyyy...” She teased. 

This was the hardest thing he ever had to do. Breaking his promise to his daughter, his heart was breaking as well. “Can I have a hug first?”

“Mmm… I guess!” She threw herself onto him. 

He felt he had to cry, but he knew he had to be a strong father figure for her. He allowed himself a tight embrace for just a moment before springing up from his squat and into the air. With her tiny body in his hands, he stuck his arms out and spun her around until she giggled like crazy, causing him to do the same.

He teased, “Are you gonna be a good girl while I’m gone?”

“Yes! Yes!!” If she answered right, he would put her down.

“I can’t hear you!” He spun faster.

“YES!!” Dizzy and frantic laughter.

“Okay, okay. Down you go!” He lightly tossed her onto her bed, her giggling failing to cease, “Stay here until I get back okay?”

“Okay!”

“If you’re a good girl, I’ll come back sooner.”

“Okay! I will!”

A good girl she was, but he did not come back soon.

He did not come back at all.

// // //

After tucking her in, Levi always relied on his late-night cup of tea. Being a parent was absolutely exhausting, the most tiring trial he had ever gone through in his life, which was saying a lot for him. Still, there was no way he could simply go to sleep after such a long day. The insomniac he was, he always had to wind down first. 

As he boiled the water for his tea, his daughter had unknowingly crawled out of bed in search of her long lost father. Tiny footsteps were drowned out by the screaming kettle.  

The nightmare only compounded, only seemed more real, when she opened his bedroom door. A neatly-made bed, he was definitely not there. It was just as he would have left it in the morning. He’s not home? For the first time in her life, an unfamiliar feeling settled in her heart. 

She pulled his door back shut. Panic.

// // //

Stumbling into the living area, she finally found her daddy. The whistle of the tea kettle and shadows of dim light were especially frightening tonight.

When he spotted her in footie pajamas, twiddling her thumbs, standing still in the hallway, he held in a chuckle. “Hey there, little brat.” Levi put his hands on his hips and teased, “What are you doing awake?” 

At the sight of her father, safe after all, she ran towards him, tripping and whimpering along the way. She wrapped her arms around his shin, head resting against his knee, “Daddy’s home! Daddy’s home!” Words typically expressed in excitement were instead drenched in distress.

He stuttered, perplexed, “Y-Yeah… Daddy’s always been home.”

She shook her head against him, “Daddy - scary - dream…” Weak inhales interrupted her sentiment.

A nightmare? Fatherly instincts immediately kicked in. Levi squatted down, allowing her grip to stay on his leg while also meeting her level. He wrapped a strong and gentle arm around her back, easily fitting her head in his hand, “Don’t worry, little angel. Dad’s here.”

Tiny, hyperventilating lungs were largely breaking his huge heart. He had to take her to her soothing spot. Levi scooped his hands underneath her shoulders and lifted her into his arms. She instinctively nuzzled her face into his neck as he slowly paced towards the rocking chair. 

When he started to sit down, she startled at the motion and held him as tightly as she could. “Don’t worry. Daddy’s got you.” Levi pet the back of her head as she continued crying into his shoulder.

When her sobs grew more frantic, he pulled his daughter from his chest and met her eyes with concern, “Can you tell Daddy what happened?”

She wiped her eyes with her chubby balled fists, “you - you… you left me alone,” she choked on her sobs, “all day!”

He knit his eyebrows, beckoning for more explanation. She continued, “And - And - you never came back from work!”

“Oh, honey…” Levi brought her back to his chest. “Daddy’s all done with work, remember?”

Her only response was a dubious whine. He comforted, “Daddy’s never going to leave you.”

“Never ever.”

More rocking. More holding. 

Less crying. Less trembling.

As the night went on, his beloved daughter gradually felt at ease. Her father was a master of calm. Even after a long day of parenting, he would always have the energy for her. 

Worn feet pressed against the stool, pushing them back and forth in the rocking chair. Bitten, burned, battered hands were gentle to the touch as they held her body up against his. As much as he wanted to cry at this sad scene, he kept his breathing cool, calm, and collected for her.

He cooed her back to sleep with repetitions of, “I’ll never leave you, my darling.”

No matter the nightmare, he would always keep his word.

levi masterlist // main masterlist

[lannister-slings-and-arrows]

How would Pedro's characters react to getting their nose kissed and booped all the time? Because that nose is so addicting and we just can't help ourselves no matter how annoying it probably is for them.

Oberyn- laughs. Just allows it and laughs. This man has raised four of his eight girls from birth, a gentle kiss or boop is not the worst thing to happen to that prominent, very grabbable nose.

Whiskey- playfully tries to bite said booping finger when it comes near his face. Makes no secret about how much he loves the attention.

Tovar- glares at you. Sits still and GLARES at you. Glares so hard that you definitely reconsider doing it. Does this man know some sort of finger rotting voodoo? Is he about to put a curse on you? How did he get that scar, you bet it’s got to be from some kind of fight, maybe touching this grumpy asshole’s face isn’t such a great idea....

Din- he wears a helmet. Constantly. There are no nose boops or kisses with Din lol.

Liam- you’re going to end this encounter with broken fingers. Do you really want broken fingers?

Max- threatens to bite your finger off. You aren’t entirely sure if he’s serious or not (the thought crosses your mind that he’s totally capable of doing so and that gives you pause), so you don’t do it again. After a few days he laughs and tells you he was just joking. Does go on to say that he will pinch your ass every time you do it though, so, fair warning.

Maxwell- genuinely hates it. Like honest to god just hates it. He doesn’t like people touching his face. Tries to pass it off as something too undignified for him but with the way he tenses up it’s pretty easy to tell that this is just a no go zone for him.

Zach- after the first time you tried this and startled him so badly he slapped your hand away and was off the couch before you could blink, you try to do it slowly and when you’re definitely sure he’s paying attention. You seem to have better luck and get a better reception to nose kisses than boops.

Javier- dodges every attempt you make at booping his nose. Doesn’t flinch, doesn’t glare, doesn’t say a word just manages to avoid every attempt. You get SO close once and he slaps your hand so hard it’s red for an hour afterwards. Doesn’t look up from the papers in front of him though.

Catfish- thinks you’re ridiculous and rolls his eyes. When you stop, thinking that he doesn’t like it, he asks SUPER CASUALLY why you stopped. Doesn’t want to admit that he really kind of loved the casual affection.

Ezra- tries to grab your finger and kiss it after every boop. It becomes a game for the two of you to see who’s reflexes are better. And after he loses his right arm he Insists on placing some kind of handicap on you to “even the playing field”.

Marcus- thinks it’s only fair, he does it to you too. Allows it with a smile and always does it right back.

Dave- you’re going to pay for it later so I would think looooooong and hard about whether it’s worth it or not.

[hedward-318]

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[diemondgrimm]

five characters, tom hardy edition: Bane; Eames; Mad Max; Tuck; Shinzon

SPOILERS

I knew this was gunna happen right away and i was gunna have one of the toughest times of my life.

Alright well, here goes.(*panics because i love them all*)

5. is Tuck, honestly this movie made me so upset that tuck didn’t win! Like, he was sooooo sweet and nice i loved him! But at the same time, his Lil paint ball loving self never really impressed me. It felt like tom was doing the “okay i have to get one chick flick under my belt” and went for it just to convince himself he could.Damn could he, but we also found out what tom was really good at and that’s those angsty characters.

4. Shinzon is not my least favorite Tom, he’s just a bit young for me now it feels like.But that’s funny because i remember being a itty kid, when my dad had the VHS, and he was watching it (my whole family is a bunch of Star Trek and wars nerds) and i stopped. Probably took out my earbuds and was like. “Oh snap, who dat boi” cause he was just so angry. So full of rage and hate towards one of the sweetest old man actors ever and i ATE IT UP. The anger he expressed and i adored probably says a lot about who i was at that time. But i wanted him tortured, to feel that rage. And i dont know, there’s something beautiful about any guy in purple leather suits stuff

I definetly ADORE Max, his stoic behavior, grunting, the added bonus of universal doner (yah never know) and his ability to get along with the galls and also kick ass. He’s psycho, but all the best Max’s out there are. His few words sadden me because his voice is SO HOT, in this movie! Like wth,!,? Also he’s with my second fave female actress of all time (yum yum Charlize!) but ssrsly like who decided he was aloud to be this beautiful and rugged and that five o clock shadowwwww Uhhhhhgh.I adore him i really do. Which is why he is tied for second on my list.With the incredibly fashionable…

Eames, this cutie, with a sass mouth that makes me wanna boop him and do a couple other unmentionables.. well he is a fantastically well developed and adorable character. He’s grumpy but it’s all show because he enjoys humans and he loves his job. It’s hard for me not to get a kick out of his whole blonde alter ego either. Basically the perfect man for my bisexual ass.

Bane. He’s the only one left, the only one who when i watch him, i still wanna cry every time (his death sucked I’m so angry). He’s a man who does everything for the woman he loves, a woman who embodied innocence and he saved her because all he wanted was to be redeemed. Now he’s stuck on some crazy road to destroying Gotham and truth be told this is the most manipulated man ever in my opinion. I adore him for his cruelty, because he wants to break batman, he wants to BREAK things because he feels so broken by Talia al ghul. Also let’s talk about acting. HOLYSHEEET. What tom does with those eyes and let’s be honest his body language and just how MASSIVE he is is one of the sexiest things you’ve ever seen. His wardrobe.The little grabby thing he does with his jacket.The knitting !!His stupid amazing hit the column moment we’re he gets angry and just PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH. Yes!!Plus the whole time he’s on screen it’s covering those goddamn perfect lips and You just wanna rip that mask off. Which gives it even more power. *shivers* oooohlaala, anywho. Last but not least. His voice is sexy. Idfk it’s so great.