#max fuckin loves you so mus

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Kill bill || Nihachu x gn!reader

“I might kill my ex, not the best idea”

Summary:You and Niki do a cooking stream

Proofread: No

A/N: Bro I can not stop listening to kill bill it’s so good, if you haven’t listened to it wtf is wrong with you 🤨

“Hi chat” Niki greeted chat, you were out of camera view checking your phone “today we have a special guest”.

Niki gestured for you to come here ‘ready?” She mouthed ‘ready’ “Hi chat!” You said waving your hand.

@Imasimpfory/n: OMG Y/N

@User 2: Y/N

@NihachuandY/nsimp:OMF OMG OMG

@Imasimp: OMG ITS (duo name)

Laughing at everyone being excited that their favorite duo is here.

“We’re going to do a cooking stream,” Niki said looking at chat, you get some more ingredients ”Yes we have the Beautiful amazing y/n” she muttered face slightly red.

You heard what she said but decided not to tease her “Chat I got something,” You said grabbing your phone “Q&A?” You mouthed, and she nodded.

@User 4: What’s your favorite song?

@Imasimp: Favorite show / favorite anime?

“Umm... Favorite song?” You paused, what is your favorite song? “My favorite song is kill bill by sza” You looked back at chat.

Everyone spamming some more questions “Thank for the 5 (duo name) My favorite color is (F/C)”.

*Timeskip*

You and Niki got done with making the cake, and it turned out great “See” Niki showed the camera “Beautiful” You chuckled “It turn out great” “It did”.

Tag:

@bumbookitten @lovserbrixd

[stevethehairington]

reading runaway max is just drawing a little frowny face in the margins every other paragraph basically 😞

[symbioticsimplicity]

Based on an idea @thediktatortot and I workshopped in the tags of this post. Enjoy Tommy, Steve, Eddie and Billy being trapped in a room together!

Part 2! Part 3! Part 4! AO3 link!

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The world was hell bent on making Steve Harrington suffer. He was sure of it, dead-set, knew it in his soul.

Why else would he have gotten trapped in the high school teacher’s lounge with Eddie Munson, Tommy Hagan, and Billy Hargrove of all people?

“--you didn’t skip gym every fuckin’ year then maybe you could have kept up, freak.” Tommy hissed at Eddie, his teeth gritted as he leaned against the door a demodog was currently trying to knock down.

“Oh yeah cause tackle fucking football really prepares you for the goddamn apocalypse!” Eddie snarled back, marring the effect a little by tripping over his feet as he brought over a chair to prop against the door.

“Shut the fuck up!” Billy growled at them both, “‘M tryin’ to fuckin’ focus!”

He had his back pressed against the door, and was probably the real reason that it hadn’t been caved in yet. Ever since he’d survived his face off with the mindflayer last summer, Billy had been different. Not just in such that he didn’t try to take a bite out of anyone who got too close to him half as often, but in that he could bench his fucking car. Steve knew, because he’d seen him do it one of the days he’d picked Max up for whatever dumb thing the kids were up to. 

“Oh sorry Lou, don’t let us get in the way of your ‘roid rage.” Tommy snitted back, unable to keep his mouth shut for love of life or limb.

“Tommy, for fucks sake shut your mouth for ten goddamn minutes and help me move this vending machine.” Steve cut Billy off before he could escalate what was quickly devolving into a miniaturized Lord of the Flies reenactment.

Tommy aimed an ugly look his way while Eddie snickered.

“King’s callin’ Hagan, be a good little pawn and attend him.” 

“Munson, get your ass over here, you’re helping too.” Steve turned his disapproving glare on Eddie too.

Tommy bowed dramatically, “Ladies first.”

“Age before beauty.” Eddie bowed back.

“Hurry. The. Fuck. UP!” Billy was losing ground by inches. 

Tommy and Eddie took their places on either side of Steve and the three of them started to push the vending machine, inch by screeching inch, across the floor and in front of the door. It filled almost the entire door frame. While it wouldn’t keep a pack of demodogs out for long, it would give them long enough to get their shit together again.

“Okay, so plan?” Steve looked between the three men he now found himself stuck with, “Anybody got a plan?”

“Munson’s the ‘Dungeon Master’, isn’t coming up with plans to beat monsters kind of your thing?” Tommy poked again, securing his place on the mental list Steve knew Eddie kept of people he would eat first in a crisis.

“What the fuck is your problem, douchebag?” Eddie turned his full attention on him, “We’re in the middle of some supernatural life or death bullshit, and your go-to is still ‘Shit on the Freak’? My fuckin’ plan is to trip you while we’re running so they slow down to eat your stupid jock ass.” 

Steve pressed his fists into his eyes, trying to force himself to breathe through the headache he could feel forming at the base of his skull. Of all the combinations of people…

“I was trying to be nice!” Tommy shouted back, and even with his eyes closed, Steve could see the way his hands were gesturing, “That stupid game you play with your weirdo friends has a lot to do with making shit up as you go along! That’s a skill!”

“....did you just admit to knowing what DND is about?” Eddie sounded more confused than angry, like all the fire just burnt right out of him.

“I-! No- I just…”

“Table that,” Billy cut in, “I’m not getting torn apart by another one of those fucking things because you two can’t focus for shit.”

“Who died and made you boss, Hargrove?” Tommy snapped reflexively.

“Your fucking Dad, Hagan. It’s why I’m fucking your mom now too.”

“ENOUGH!” Steve shouted in a voice that sounded so much like Richard Harrington he hated himself a little bit for it, “None of us like each other, we all know that, it’s whatever, old news! But I’m pretty sure none of us want to die, either. You two know better than anyone that this shit is not a game.” 

Steve pointed a finger at Billy and Eddie each in turn before turning his attention on Tommy. 

He was scared, of course he was. Tommy had always used his sharp tongue to cover up his weaknesses, and right now he had to have been feeling about two feet tall and made of tissue paper. Steve had stopped flinching about bodies years ago, but Tommy hadn’t been by his side for that change either. 

So he tried to make himself sound calm, familiar, like they were just talking like they used to when they were dumb little boys sharing secrets during the secret hours of the night where nothing had to mean more than it meant. 

“I know it’s scary as hell, but we’re not going to let you die, Tommy. No one here is dying, not tonight. We’re all on the same team here, and that means we’re going to look out for each other. Okay?”

He held Tommy’s eyes for a moment more, before letting his attention move to Billy, then Eddie in turn.

Eddie was the first to respond, because of course he was.

“Alright, fine. For one night only, coming to an amphitheater near you, the freakiest Friday you’ve ever fucking seen, Off Brand Motley Crue!” Eddie imitated the distant cheering of a crowd and to Steve’s surprise Billy fucking snorted.

He shoved Eddie’s shoulder almost affectionately, muttering “You’re a fuckin’ idiot, Munson.” 

Tommy was still staring at Steve when he looked back at him. There was so much going on in the valley between his eyebrows, Steve could practically hear him thinking.

“Spit it out, Tommy.” Steve sighed while Eddie and Billy wandered off to see if they could scavenge anything of use.

“Is this why you stopped talking to me?” He asked with no preamble.

Fifteen different responses flashed through Steve’s head, all in varying degrees of bitchiness. His patience was more like a roulette wheel than a chord close to snapping at this point. There was every chance he’d say something stupid by sheer chance.

“Kind of?” He shrugged, relieved he’d started off neutral at least, “Some of it, I guess.”

“But not the big part.” Tommy laughs humorlessly, filling in the gaps between what Steve means and what he says as effortlessly as he ever did, “Well shit. Here I was telling myself my best friend ditched me to save me from some crazy horrible death or some shit.”

He laughed again, but the sound was as cruel as it was watery.

“That’s not-- you know that’s not fucking fair Tommy!” Steve could feel his expression folding in on itself.

“Not fair? So you’re saying you didn’t completely bail on me instead of being like ‘Huh we’re kinda assholes and I don’t really like that maybe we should work on that’ like a normal fucking friend would?” Tommy snapped. 

“If you’d said you just wanted to yell at him yourself, I would have ceded the floor to you without a fight, Harrington.” Eddie weighed in from across the room.

“Shut up!” Steve and Tommy chorused together, causing Eddie to raise his hands in surrender with a mischievous smile playing on his lips.

He turned back to Billy, the blonde rolling his eyes as he tore through a drawer full of seasoning packets.

“I’m not fucking stupid, Steve.” Tommy said firmly, his expression looking far more present and alert than Steve was used to, like he’d come out of whatever place he sent himself when there were other people around, “I know you hated what we were like. You’re a nice guy, you always have been. Even though you’re also a total bitch sometimes.”

Steve almost laughed, but the noise caught in his throat instead.

“Yeah well maybe I didn’t think about it. Maybe I was too caught up in needing to change that I told myself I had to get rid of everything to do it.” Steve clenched his jaw, remembering how hard everything had been back then, how alone he’d felt in the canyon between who he was and who he wanted to be.

“I would have changed with you.” Tommy said to his shoes instead of to Steve, “You know. It’s never been about-- about popularity. It’s always been about making you happy.”

The admission caught him like a blow to the stomach. He felt his eyes tearing up and pressed his thumb and forefinger into the bridge of his nose.

“I think near-death experiences with monsters from other dimensions are pretty good catalysts for second chances.” Steve said, when he felt like he could without his voice breaking on him.

“Catalysts?” Tommy raised an eyebrow, “You spend a couple years around a group of nerds and suddenly you start using the big words?”

It’s an insult but it’s good natured, it’s barbed, but like one of those foam prop spiked bats they sell for Halloween. It’s familiar, and it’s easy, and God has Steve missed bantering with someone who knows how to tease him without actually hurting his feelings.

“Pretty face isn’t gonna get me by my whole life.” Steve replied, a smile sneaking onto his lips as a matching smile spans Tommy’s.

Tommy claps him on the shoulder, “Damn straight, once you hit forty that hair is gonna move onto your back and then you’re screwed.”

Steve laughed, feeling relieved by the resolution of something he hadn’t been aware was still bothering him.

“Yeah, yeah, you can’t say that like your skin isn’t gonna melt like your uncle Fred’s did when you hit thirty.”

“Don’t you dare bring Uncle Fred into this!”

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To Steve surprise, the demodogs didn’t come crashing through the vending machine door. After about an hour, they stopped trying to get through entirely. 

They thought for a moment that they’d left, but when Billy started pushing the vending machine aside to check, the growling started back up and he quickly moved it back.

“They’re keeping us pinned down.” Eddie muttered around his thumb where he was nervously biting at the skin, “Out of the way.”

“Yeah.” Steve agreed, trying not to let himself think through all the reasons that could be, “Split the party, classic.”

“So you do listen when I talk to you about DND.” Eddie beamed, “Knew it. Closet nerd.”

Billy muttered something that vaguely sounded like ‘closet something’ but he was standing on Steve’s bad side and he couldn’t really be sure. 

Steve rolled his eyes, “You try having six kids and a really hyper metalhead talking your ear off about the same thing all the time. See how much you remember.”

“Jock to nerd pipeline not withstanding, you know why splitting the party is a problem, right?” Eddie continued stubbornly on.

“We’re most of their muscle.” Billy answered instead, “Take us out or pin us down, the rest of them are easier to take out.”

“Ten XP to California.” Eddie clapped.

“So you think they’re trying to keep us out of something?” Tommy asked, surprisingly mindful of his tone.

Eddie nodded, gnawing at his nail again, “We need another way out.”

“Not a lot of options.” Steve glanced around quickly, his leg starting to bounce.

“Pretty much just the front door.” Billy agreed.

“So we need a battle plan.” Tommy summarized, “Okay, right. Munson, what are you good at?”

Eddie frowned and Tommy threw his hands into the air.

“I’m not trying to start shit, I’m asking so we can figure out where the fuck to put you. Hargrove is a one man demolition team, Steve has that bat and he’s really good at taking a punch, I’m good at defence and I can lift a lot more than those things, so what’s your deal?”

Eddie thought for a second, and Steve honestly couldn’t tell if he was considering his answer or if he was pausing for dramatic effect.

“Well,” He started eventually, “I’m good with a shield, and I’m pretty strong too. Don’t look like it, but I can manhandle Stevie here pretty easily.”

Tommy shot him a look that he pointedly ignored. There was no way he was explaining any of that right now, or ever if he had the choice. 

“Steve is easy to manhandle. Barely even fights it.” Billy replied, “That’s not a good gauge of strength.”

“You could rip an airplane in half, you’re not a good gauge of strength.” Eddie gesticulated in Billy’s general direction.

“I fought him way before that.”

“He’s right though.” Tommy shrugged, “Steve never fights being manhandled.”

Eddie scoffed and Steve was pretty sure he was going to choke to death on embarrassment long before the demodogs ever got him.

“Anyway, back on track, guys. You thinking Billy as the spearhead, you and Eddie flanking and me taking up the rear?” Steve tried to guide the conversation back to safer ground before they did something stupid like bond over having all manhandled him at some point.

“Yeah.” Tommy nodded, “Exactly.”

“That’s what I would have said.” Billy shrugged.

“Jock mindmeld.” Eddie shuddered, “Normally, a sign that conformity is alive and well, but right now? Might just save a life. I hate to say it boys, but sportsball might just save the day this time.”

“I’m telling everyone you said that.” Tommy grinned.

“That tripping you plan can still be enacted.” 

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Day 9: Favorite Quotes

Life Is Strange: "Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah"- Max

I was in Florida for a singular week in the summer and I came back throwing up the surfer/shaka brah/ily 🤟 sign constantly (tbh it was meant to be the rock sign 🤘 but mu hand looks tiny doing that so I changed it without realizing) buT EITHER WAY I CANT STOP MAKING THIS SIGN AND EVERY TIME I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF AND SAY "READY FOR THE MOSH PIT, SHAKA BRAH" LIKE MAX

It's SO fuckin funny, I love it.

Life is Strange 2: "Sorry, I'll probably think of a better goodbye when I'm on the road, but until then, take care my dudes" -Brody

I figured you'd all get mad if I said Finn saying "hello pups" was my favorite quote, bc how am I gonna make over half of these about my obsession with Finn?? So have a quote consisting of more than 2 words from a character I also love.

I love this quote because you find his goodbye note later- he purposely knew he was shit at saying goodbye and took the time to write one out and hide it for us and it's so cute!! And everyone can relate to thinking of a better thing to say after the conversation, and having a character in a game- where the developers could've created a beautiful goodbye for Brody to tell them- its not like they have to come up with something to say on the spot- but purposely choosing to have a character who's kinda awkward talking to people who wouldn't know what to say, makes the game feel so much mord realistic, and keeps a good pacing.

Before The Storm: "You could have a flamethrower, an army of robot ninjas, and a motherfucking dragon on a leash in there and I'd still kick your ass!"- Chloe

Come on?? Really?? Was thers ANY other answer? This line is fuckin gold, and Chloe's anger when she says it establishes her character as dramatic, immature, and overly confident, really well.

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

– BASICS.

• NAME:  max • PRONOUNS:  he/him ya’ll! • SEXUALITY:  ur token straight friend,  i cry about girls each time i think about one  • TAKEN OR SINGLE:  single and ready to take a pick stick in the Ass  

– THREE FACTS.

  –  i’m a defense and support main at heart

  –  i like to draw more often than not,  you don’t have to follow me too long to notice that this is very true

   –  i don’t know how to cook a fucking thing,  what’s up

– EXPERIENCE.

•   HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?):  since like age 10. •   PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:  tumblr,  deviantart,  skype,  discord(~),  and roblox •   BEST EXPERIENCE:  can i get a fuckin uhhhh rping in the jurassic world community was one of the best experiences i’ve had rping,  and the adventure zone community is a close second.

– MUSE PREFERENCES.

•   FEMALE OR MALE:  i tend to drift towards male characters,  but i have picked up plenty of genderfluid,  agender,  and female muses too. •   FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:  fluff and angst are my Favorites??  smut is not because  a)  i’m underage,  2)  why bone when u can smash ur froze angsty fluff dick over ur knees. •   PLOTS OR MEMES:  i like the idea of plots,  but i tend to thrive the most with memes and prompts and improvised threads. •   LONG OR SHORT REPLIES:  i cannot stand one liner shit,  i can start a thread with one liners but if it doesn’t go to paragraph size like 3 replies in then i have no muse for it.  so mostly middle to long replies. •   BEST TIME TO WRITE:  when i’m at work or between competitive matches. •   ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S):  not really.  i could go on about my muses and i’m damn well going to do that because i love them and i want to shove ya’ll faces at my favorites 

  •  roy mus/tang  ( @roysted )  –  both trans,  (canonically!!!!!!)  adopted,  the only few things we have in common?  dudes who like fire and really Really weak for girls.  forgets that we’re useless in rain.   •  vaughn from tft/bl  ( @vitaminkale i turned his blog into an unused personal blog)  –  we’re both trans,  we loves numbers and math,  fucking dorks,  anxiety and depression and massive (canonical) self esteem issues. also we’re both pale redheads who have no business being so damn pale the sun is outside but fuck that.   •  lowery cru/thers  ( @lcwery )  –  both trans,  adopted,  both have dinosaurs on our desks,  would die for girls,  has little to no sense of self preservation,  loves dinosaurs.   •  tasha sta/rk  ( @archearted ) –  both trans,  (canonically!!)  adopted,  would die for robots,  anxiety as hell but has like 110 charm,  addiction,  she has too much damn maternal instinct that i permanently now have thanks iron woman.   •  angus mc/donald  ( here ) –  both trans,  adopted,  we both like kid cop books,  can i get a fuckin uuuh idk.   •  davenport  ( @vord-less ) –  both trans,  pale redheads,  logic over heart,  seems cold and distant from everyone but it’s just how we is.

  yall i just love having a variety of characters but really   the main thing they all have in common is:  anxiety and trans.

- TAGGING:  hell yeah to ya’ll this shit is fun and helpful

-TAGGED BY:  i jsut wanted to make ya’ll listen to me look at my muses 

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Also, could I ask about your Fire Emblem history? Like the games you've played and characters you really love

oh my god this got so long so fast… I had to put a readmore fjaksl;d

I’ve played Awakening a BUNCH, it was my first fire emblem game, and when I got my 3ds in like… 2013? They got Awakening for me with it because I’d talked about it. It still remains the single game on my 3ds that has the most hours on it, like i think over 250 at least? maybe 300 now. I spent wild amounts of time collecting as many of the supports as possible, and I’m still doing it here and there. I have all of the F!Avatar supports filled out, except for a a Severa A rank one but I mighta filled that out already. M!Avatar is filled out all the way too I think…..

From Awakening I absolutely ADORE Panne, Gaius, and Lon’qu, and Yarne is my SON oh my god…. I’m super weak for most of the characters, they’re all so good, and fleshed out tbh. OH i’ve got a HUGE soft spot for Gangrel, i just love him,,, so  mu c h

I’ve also played Birthright, but never finished because although it was really fun, and I loved the characters, it felt… a little lacking in comparison to Awakening, which I think is just that they kinda bit off more than they could chew with the cast and plot, and some things kinda fell through the cracks. I think if they’d had more of a budget, and more time it could have been a lot better. I still had fun though! I really liked it (EXCEPT DEEPREALMS LIKE WTF I GET IT IN CONCEPT BUT LIKE. FJASKDL;) and had fun while playing and I could never decide who to support.

On a deep level I ship Corrin/Silas like. so much. so, so much, and he’s such a sweetheart, but I also am reaaaaal in love with Saizo and I think the supports with Kaze and Jakob for the f!Avatar are really cute. I haven’t done a male runthrough yet though because i never finished my fem one, but yeah. Also CAMILLA?????? MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME. EASILY, HANDS DOWN. Camilla deserves all of the love 2k18. I haven’t even gotten to play conquest or revelations but i would die for camilla she’s so sweet and kind and pretty and i’m so fucking w e a k 

I also have Heroes, of course, and I’m currently running a couple different teams but…. 

In my main and offense team, named “Wives” I’ve got Camilla and the WF!Hinoka supporting each other, I’m summ supporting Camilla too. I’ve got Sakura and Ninian supporting each other. I have Camilla and WF!Hinoka out there to kick ass, Sakura can do some magic damage when I need, and Ninian is more of a fall back and support, since I gave her a tank build and Lightning Breath. This is easily my fastest team for going and killing enemies and i use them in arena offense p much exclusively cause i’m impatient and lvoe Camilla. 

My defense team “Dragons” is my fav and it has m!Grima with a defense boon i think? god he’s a tank, i’ve got him set up as mostly an enemy phase since he’s got a lotta defense. I have him set up with Steady Stance 3, Vengeful Fighter 3, Savage Blow 3 (for mixed phase but I’m looking into some other options) and I have an Attack Smoke 2 Seal on him. His hero merit is like 2760 and his sp is fully capped out fjsakdl;. Oh I also gave him Pivot and Aether because I needed a way to give him a little more Mobility and i wanted him to be able to heal himself while doin lots of Damage. I’ve also got Young Tiki (supported by Linde) with Brazen Atk/Spd 2, Vantage 2, Breath of Life 2, and the HP +5 seal to give her some more health so she doesn’t die from hits easily. I’ve got her with the Breath of Fog that gives an attack and Defense bonus when within 2 spaces of sword or dragon units. I slapped her with Draw Back and Growing flame but I’m not done yet, since I was briefly contemplating giving her Lightning Breath+ (which I did, but only got to Lightning Breath) before the update came out so I wasted some SP on it…. Once I’m done she’ll have Blazing Flame, and then all her skills will be maxed out obv lol. Linde I gave Dark Aura because it gives Tiki and Grimgams that good attack bonus of 6 if she’s adjacent at the start of a turn, and then I gave her life and death 3, chill spd 3, spur def 3, and an attack seal that just bumped to 3. I haven’t decided on a skill yet but I might keep it as her default of Ardent Sacrifice. She’s also got Blazing Thunder as her special, and her attack is literally higher than Grima’s by 1 at 57 because of all the skills I slapped her with, her spd is 41, and her defense is NINE. Her hp is pitiful too lol. Then I have my healer as Sakura because she’s so cute… Plus she’s pretty powerful, since I slapped her with Fear+ that has the wrathful staff skill. She’s got Physic+ and Heavenly Light to help her stay out of enemy reach but heal effectively. If she does end up getting hit though I gave her Live to Serve awhile back, she’s got fortify def, and Breath of Life 1 seal because I haven’t upgraded it all the way, but I wanted her to have a way to heal even when I need her to attack and get the enemy’s attack lowered. This is the team I use most frequently because grimgams is so fuckin easy to keep alive, Tiki heals every other turn, and Linde can sit and buff them the whole time while Sakura heals from far away.

My favs that I tend to mix and match as needed are Azama (i think he’s funny as hell overall I loved him in fates) because of his Pain+ combined with Wrathful staff. It’s unforgiving. I also reeeeaaaaally Like Ike, I’ve got his Vanguard Legend of course and I’m just now starting to work on filling him out. Arvis is super cute, I’ve got Delthea - AND THE SPRING ALFONSE WHICH IS A++++. I have the Halloween Henry and performing arts Olivia and I lvoe both of them so much…. I’ve also got a few different units I’m working on filling out overall though. 

I haven’t played any other games, but I plan to at some point! I’m also super looking forward to the new game that’s coming out! 

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I’m gay

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I’m trying to finish all of my work with my two girlfriends @lovserbrixd @bumbookitten today

So I’ll probably not be posting for the next 2 weeks

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Tags

Max vents: I will vents about anything

Max s: If I say max s then I’m having a bad day

Max loge you: If I say max loge you, I loge you

Max friends: If I put b or l one of my friends are talking

Max fuckin loves you so mus: if I ever put this I’m sleep, (also know that I don’t really swear so)