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reality-detective · 4 months ago

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Things that are not in the news anymore… 👇

-Maui wildfires.

-East Palestine, Ohio

-Joe Biden classified documents as a Senator.

-Fauci working with China to create a bioweapon.

-Pete Buttigieg’s best friend in prison for child porn.

-Cocaine in the White House. (TWICE NOW)

-The BLM and Antifa riots during 2020 causing BILLIONS of dollars of damage. And yes I brought this up on Juneteenth.

-The data collected from the Chinese spy balloons.

-Ukraine intelligence documents released that showed they were suffering massive losses and the American taxpayer was being lied to.

-Nancy Pelosi’s “documentary” film crew on J6.

-Veterans being kicked out of shelters to make room for illegals.

-Pizzagate “debunker” jailed for possession of child pornography.

-Gay porn film in Senate hearing room.

-Veterans Affairs prioritizing healthcare of illegals over Veterans.

-THE SOUTHERN BORDER CRISIS.

-Afghanistan drawdown and 13 service members killed in an attack on Kabul International Airport, that they hid the severity of it.

-Obama droning an American citizen in the Middle East.

-George Bush’s false WMDs.

-3 service members killed in Jordan.

-Hunter Biden making over $1M for “paintings”.

-J6 political prisoners that are still in jail.

-85,000 missing children at the southern border.

-Epstein’s clients.

-Obama coordinating with John Brennan and 4 other countries (5 eyes) to spy on the 2016 Trump campaign.

-Mail-in ballots were the cause of the stolen 2020 election.

-Jeffrey Epstein mentioning that Bill Clinton liked his girls “really young”.

-The (NOW TWO) airline whistleblowers that mysteriously died.

-Benghazi (I won’t mention anything more about this because I care about my life.)

-Nancy Pelosi’s daughter stating that January 6th wasn’t an insurrection.

-The January 6th committee destroying encrypted evidence before the GOP took over the House.

-Nancy Pelosi admitting that J6 was “her responsibility”.

-House Speaker Mike Johnson claiming there wouldn’t be foreign aid without border security in the bill, which was a lie.

-The recent riots from illegal criminal aliens at the southern border and the border in general.

-Hunter Biden not complying with a Congressional subpoena and deemed untouchable. Democrat privilege.

-Vaccine side effects.

-“Lab leak” out of China.

-The Secret Service having to basically guide Joe Biden everywhere he goes.

-Who leaked (Sotomayor) the SCOTUS Alito decision.

-Federal instigators inside the Capitol including pipe bomb evidence against them.

-Obama’s chef “passing away”.

-HRC’s chef “passing away”.

-The Sheriff that happened to be in Las Vegas (during the mass shooting) AND the wildfires in Hawaii.

-P Diddy sex-trafficking allegations. Where’s Diddy?

-Gonzalo Lira (an American journalist) that was killed in Ukraine

-Congress approving warrantless spying violating American’s 4th amendment rights while they are exempt.

-Americans that were left in foreign countries (Haiti, Palestine, Afghanistan).

-The billions of dollars of weaponry left in Afghanistan and the Taliban receiving $40M a week in “humanitarian assistance”.

-Biolabs found in California.

-Joe Biden’s impeachment.

-The scum in the UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES waving the Ukrainian flag.

-The over 300k ballot images that could not be found in Fulton County, Georgia; the same county Donald Trump on trial for “election interference”.

-Democrats defunding the police causing massive rises in crime.

-Kamala Harris’s record as DA in California.

-The Transifesto from the school shooting.

-Many U.S. Representatives and Congress receiving FTX funds.

-They’re already working hard to bury Donald Trump’s àssassination attempt but we won’t let them bury that story. July 13th is never going away.

The distractions are out of control.

Share to show that legacy media is dead and that WE are the media now. 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #news #we are the news #distraction #distractions #did you know

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between-two-fandoms · 7 months ago

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sorry i'm actually insane about this. we all know buck is good at cooking, he's confident, he seems to enjoy it.

maybe they're at his place and tommy is just watching him, and there's music and something about the way he moves and talks, explaining what he's doing and why and making tommy taste everything - it's so much and so good and tommy can't believe he got so lucky.

and they'll eat together and clean up together and that's as far as tommy can restrain himself, he has to pin buck against something and kiss him hard, sliding his thigh between buck's legs and telling him how hot he is, how gorgeous he is. uses 'chef' like you might use 'sir' or 'daddy'

Tommy watching Chef Buck = Buck watching Mauy Tai or Pilot Instructor Tommy.

100% yes to all of this. Never apologize for sending me asks about domestic bucktommy. I have been WAITING for people to send me asks about them. I'm so insane about this hc too bestie.

Tommy using Chef the way Buck would use Daddy is >>>>>>>>>>

Especially cause I hc them as switches and have been trying to think of what Tommy would call Buck for AGES.

Not me opening a new Word file.

How you described it is how I pictured it going down too. Maybe they've already had a few glasses of wine so Tommy's a little less guarded about how he thinks about Buck. It's just enough wine to get him a little tipsy and the warm homey feeling in his stomach.

Tommy is trying so hard to focus on Buck's words as he continues giving Tommy a cooking lesson, but Buck is wearing a short sleeve shirt that's one size too small so his abs ripple against the apron tied tightly around his waist. It doesn't help he's wearing sweatpants that has LAFD on his ass in bold letters and KINARD embroidered on the thigh. Buck looks so good, and Tommy's brain can't comprehend the words coming out of his boyfriend's mouth because he's too distracted by Buck's large fingers against the knife. The way the tip of Buck's tongue slides against his lips as he licks them to help him concentrate on cutting things properly. The way Buck looks so confident and comfortable, so intently focused.

Tommy gets distracted a lot when he watches Buck cook. The focused expression on Buck's face, the way he expertly chops the veggies and perfectly sears the meat. How he wipes a bead of sweat dripping down his forehead with the back of his hand. The way he's so fucking competent when he cooks. Is competency a kink? Tommy needs to do research. Buck's muscles look so good in the kitchen lighting too, rippling and perfect and Tommy wants. God, Tommy wants. How did Tommy not notice how good Buck looked in the kitchen before? Is this how Buck sees him when they do flying lessons? No wonder he wants to jump Tommy's bones all the time. Tommy's crawling out of his skin watching his boyfriend work in the kitchen and Buck doesn't even seem to notice how hot and bothered he is.

#evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #911 show #now entering smut land #otp: im ready for something #ren answers #tevan #firepilot #kinley

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hannahbarberra162 · 2 months ago

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Not My Monkey, Chapter 2

on Ao3

Link to Chapter 1

Dining with the Strawhats is just as you would expect.

The song the Reader hums and sings with Sanji is this ad: https://youtu.be/FbQt8pYUY6Q?si=qtAVuaC_wUggmSQd

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You tore your gaze from Blue Maui to glance at the rest of the crew. Luffy was sitting and pounding his fists on the table, chanting for meat. Robin was sitting next to the android and chatting, with her hand on his oversized forearm. The green swordsman was slouching with his arms crossed next to a tiny…deer. Who was talking to a giant skeleton with an afro. Alright. Nami sat next to you and Usopp, with Sanji coming from the kitchen with a serving platter. A strange group of people, but hey, you were dead so it’s not like you could talk.

Sanji served you first, even before the Captain, which surprised you. “A vegetarian meal for our dearest Reader,” Sanji said. He looked anxious and he was hovering over you. He clearly wanted you to try the food in front of him and give him a review. He gave you glazed carrots, a spring style salad, and a bean and mushroom stew served over rice.

He didn’t need to be nervous, it all looked incredible. You weren’t the main cook in your previous relationship, that had been mostly done by your partner. You were satisfied eating the same boring things over and over daily, which you’d done for the past few years. You picked up your fork and sampled the glazed carrots. It was unbelievable, the carrots practically melting on your tongue. Your taste buds were singing, you didn’t think carrots could be so rich. You sampled each item he’d prepared while he flitted back and forth, serving the rest of the crew, starting with the women.

“Sanji, this is outstanding! I’ve never eaten anything like this before, you’re such a talented chef.” The carrots, the stew, the salad, everything tasted like it had been made by a French chef. Sanji beamed at you.

“I apologize, we are running low on supplies right now. At the next island, I’ll buy more vegetables. Most of the crew prefers a more meat heavy diet.” This was him running low on supplies? You couldn’t wait to see what he whipped up with a fully stocked kitchen.

“MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!…” Luffy continued to chant over Sanji speaking to you.

“LUFFY, SHUT UP! I’m speaking to our lovely Reader,” Sanji sighed and went to fetch food for Luffy. Once the food was placed in front of him, Luffy was like a vacuum. You made a mental note to keep your hands and feet away from his mouth during meal time. He reminded you of that game, Kirby, where the little pink guy would literally inhale food. Or a dog with food aggression. Luffy was using both hands, double fisting the meat and eating as rapidly as humanly possible.

“Would you like to introduce our new Reader, Luffy?” Robin asked politely.

“Oh yeah, this is Misty,” Luffy said while chewing, gesturing to you with one meat skewer. It took everything in you not to chide him for speaking with his mouth full. Who raised this kid?

“Actually, her name is also Robin, but we are calling her Misty to avoid confusion,” Robin clarified. “She is our new Reader, but she does not know any information about our world, including who we are. It's a fresh start for all of us, so let’s go around and introduce ourselves. Appropriately. ” Robin gave a look to the android and skeleton, emphasizing the last word.

“She’s obviously lying,” interjected the green haired swordsman.

“No, I’m not, I really -” you started to argue with him but were interrupted by Sanji, who already had his foot on the swordsman's shoulder.

“How dare you accuse our newest, sweetest Mellorine of lying?!” He was in the green guy’s face on your behalf, it looked like they might fight again.

“Thank you, Sanji, but I understand his hesitation. But I promise, I really don’t know anything about this world. I haven’t even been to the sea before. I guess that’s one thing off my bucket list.” Well, you’d already kicked the bucket so you weren’t sure that it counted.

“Whaddya mean? Never been to the sea?” asked Luffy, still chewing with his mouth open. You shrugged.

“I mean, I’ve been in lakes and rivers and pools and things like that. I always wanted to visit the ocean before I died. Where I lived, the ocean was really far away. It was always a little too expensive to go so I never did.” It made you sad to think you'd spend nearly your whole life working and for what? You didn't get to the Pacific, you didn't travel to Fiji, you didn't get to do a lot of things you'd wanted before you apparently died.

“We’ve heard about their world before, others have shared similar sentiments. To Zoro’s point, I do not believe she is lying. I’ve been monitoring her interactions and she does not seem to know any prior information.” Robin had been watching you? You hadn’t seen her following you around. But at least she was corroborating that you weren’t lying. So the green haired guy was Zoro. He still hadn’t introduced himself.

“I’m Franky, the shipwright. It’s SUUUUUPER nice to meet you.” He had exquisite blue hair shaped like a sailing ship. Maybe wild hair colors were natural in this world. You hoped so, you absolutely loved it.

“I like your hairstyle,” you complimented.

“Thanks, sis,” Franky responded, making a finger gun and running his hand along the side of his hair. It was clearly a source of pride for him, as was only right for such a good style. Next, the skeleton put down his cup of tea.

“I’m Brook, the Soul King. I'm the musician on the crew and I’d love to see -” Nami bonked him over the head before he could finish his sentence. Hard.

“Don’t you dare! Robin just asked everyone to behave!” She was quick, that was for sure. And based on his reaction, fairly strong.

“-your panties,” he finished despite the bonk.

“No. Don’t ask again,” you replied. Ew. But also he was a nine foot tall skeleton, so his sense of decorum might have been off. He had kind of a Hendrix / Slash vibe going on, complete with afro. You really should commend whoever made this world, the hair here was fantastic.

The little deer put down his milk and said in a serious tone, “I’m Chopper, the ship’s doctor.” It would have been more impressive if he didn’t have a milk mustache when he told you this. Talking skeleton, talking deer, rubber people, dead people, this ship was like a haunted house mixed with Disneyland. At least your life was ending with a bang. “I can help you if you have a headache from the timespace travel, it’s happened to a few of our readers.”

After thanking Chopper, the last of the group, Blue Maui, introduced himself as well. “I am Jinbe, the ship’s helmsman. It is a pleasure to meet you,” he said, giving you a bow. Your heart and face warmed. You knew it didn’t mean anything - it was basically the same introduction everyone else had given you as well. But coming from someone as good looking as Jinbe, you couldn’t help it. What, were you 12 again?

“Pleased to meet you as well,” you replied smiling. Luffy interrupted your very brief conversation with his mouth full.

“So if you’re shipwrecked on an island, and there were only animals there,” Luffy began as you inwardly groaned, already knowing where this was going, “would you eat one to survive?”

You laughed. “You know what’s funny? I die and come to this world only to be asked the same questions as the last one. I would. But it’s not something I worry about.”

“So who’s your favorite?” Luffy continued, beaming at you.

You weren’t sure exactly what he was asking. “My favorite what?”

“Your favorite Strawhat!” Luffy smiled, but you saw Sanji and Usopp tense slightly.

“Luffy, she doesn’t know us. She doesn't have a favorite like our previous readers,” Robin interrupted her Captain. “I do not know if she is even aware we are the Strawhat Pirates.”

Luffy shoved more meat into his mouth before replying, “oh, right. Well, we’re the Strawhats. Cus of my hat. And your favorites probably gonna be me. Or Zoro. Or Nami. That’s who everyone says.” Luffy grinned widely. You didn’t reply but it seemed kind of rude to pick favorites in front of the other crew members.

“You’re not always everyone’s favorite!” interjected Usopp, the conversation hitting a nerve.

“I am! It’s my show! I’m the antagonist-” Luffy yelled back.

“Protagonist,” corrected Robin, now sipping on some tea.

“This isn’t a show, it's just life!” continued Usopp. “You’re not the main character, that’s not how it works.” Luffy pouted but kept eating.

“Let’s get a round going for the new reader!” exclaimed Nami, trying to change the subject.

“Brilliant idea Nami-swan! Dearest Misty, what would you prefer to drink? We have some sake, wine, and ale. You are our guest, you choose first. ” Sanji came to your side immediately, like a waiter on demand.

“Oh, I don’t drink,” you replied, “but it doesn’t bother me if anyone else does.” Zoro (who still hadn’t introduced himself) snorted.

“What kinda life is that? No meat, no booze. What’s the fuckin’ point?” he scoffed.

You laughed lightly. “I would have said the same when I was 20. Just not my style anymore.”

“So go get the booze shitcook, she said we can drink,” Zoro turned to Sanji, already ignoring you. You could see Sanji puffing up for a fight already.

“If she’s not drinking, you’re not drinking either, you stupid mossbrain! You don’t get shit anyway for insulting her!” They were already in each other’s faces. No one else had paused their side conversations to listen or watch. You wondered how many times a day this happened. Zoro and Sanji went back and forth, though you noticed Zoro didn’t stop eating his food and Sanji didn’t put down his tray. Everyone else had returned to their side conversations, ignoring the two men completely. The crew seemed cohesive, like everyone was on good terms with each other. Even Zoro and Sanji's fighting wasn't disturbing the overall vibe of the dinner. It was loud, animated, chaotic, and reminded you of Sunday night dinners with your own family. You enjoyed it for a few minutes, eating your meal and watching the dynamics of the crew.

Everyone was wrapping up their meals and finishing their food. Usopp and Nami got up to leave, but left their dirty plates on the table. “ Excuse me, take your plates to the sink. No one’s coming behind to pick up after you,” you snapped at them. The room went silent as they stared at you. Oops. Having several bad roommates and coworkers over many years had left a few ingrained habits. “Uh, sorry, didn’t mean that. Just tell me where I can put my plate.”

“Leave it on the table, Twirlybrow cleans up,” replied Zoro.

“Why? Didn’t he cook the food?” you asked, confused. It was basically a sin where you grew up to leave your plate on the table, much less for the cook. Didn’t they rotate the cleaning?

“So? He likes it,” Zoro was being petulant, probably because of whatever he had going on with the cook.

“Again, sorry, I didn't mean to overstep. It’s just that where I’m from, if you cook, you don’t clean. That’s always how it is. But, not my circus,” you said, putting your hands up in apology. You didn’t mean to offend, but the man had just cooked a multi course meal for eleven, plated and served it. Surely he didn’t have to clean up everything by himself too. It felt unfair, but it wasn’t your place to change the way things were.

“Whassat mean? Not my circus?” Luffy asked, finally full of food. His belly was stretched comically large, seemed like being made of rubber had its benefits.

“Oh, it’s a common saying. ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys.’ Meaning, it isn’t my place to say anything. You know like, not my problem, not my business.” Luffy smiled at you.

“I am your monkey! Monkey D. Luffy! Thanks Sanji!” With that, Luffy got up and took his plate, putting it into the sink. Usopp and Nami did the same, bringing their plates with them after watching their Captain. One by one, the crew thanked Sanji and brought their plates to the sink until it was just you and Sanji left. You still had a lot of food on your plate and you weren’t done eating yet.

“Sorry, I’ve always been a slow eater, especially when I’m in a group or talking with other people. I can finish this later.” You felt bad stopping him from beginning on the overwhelming amount of dishes he was going to have to do.

“No, no. Please. Enjoy at your leisure mon cherie. It’s nice to see someone who doesn’t just shove everything down their throat.” Sanji was a little off, he wasn’t saying anything cringy or chivalrous in your honor, just clearing off the table.

“Sorry that I butted in. I didn’t mean to disrupt the way things are here,” you offered.

“No, I - I appreciate the sentiment.” Sanji said, back turned to you.

“I can help you clear the table if you wish, or wash some dishes. I can’t fight and don’t have super-powers like everyone else but I definitely know my way around dish soap,” you tried for a light hearted approach. “My mom really drilled into us that whoever cooks doesn’t clean. It’s hard for me to watch you and not help, especially after you just cooked such an incredible meal.” Sanji smiled at you, but it didn’t reach his eyes.

“It is no burden on me, mon coeur. Please, eat. You are a guest on the ship, and a lady besides.” You dropped it as the chef began cleaning again, clearing the table of serving platters and pitchers, bringing them to be washed. You watched him as you ate, asking him about the preparation of the dishes you were eating. Once you got him talking about food, he dropped a lot of the chivalrous talk and spoke passionately about his love of food and drink. He was calm and patient, answering all your questions. It was obvious he excelled in his field, both from your empty plate and the amount of knowledge he had. Once you were done, you stacked your silverware, cup and plate and brought them to the sink. Sanji was elbow deep in dishes, and he would be for a while.

“C’mon, let me help you. This is gonna take you hours to do alone.”

“Ladies shouldn’t have to life a finger -” Sanji began.

You cut him off. “I don’t have to, I want to. It would…make me happy?” You ended the sentence on a higher register. You figured that if he was really a chivalrous guy, he would take your wants and desires into consideration.

Sanji blinked up at you with his one visible eye, surprise registering before it was hidden. “It would make you happy? But you only have precious little time left, you want to spend it washing dishes?” What was this guy’s deal? Did no one ever help him before? You’d never fought so hard to wash dishes in your life.

“Well, I want to spend every day eating more of your scrumptious food. Which means that the utensils, pots, pans, bowls, everything has to be washed and cleaned, right? Kind of goes hand in hand.”

“Alright, just this once mon mie. If it would make you happy.”

“It would,�� you replied firmly. With that, he moved over, giving you some space at the sink. You’d had a dishwasher at your house for years, but growing up everything was washed by hand. You had countless hours of experience doing the dishes, and there weren’t any differences between your world and this one on how to scrub a dirty fork. You and the chef fell into an amicable silence, working side by side.

Something you hadn’t anticipated was that there was no background noise on the ship. Sure, there were the sounds of the waves, of some sea birds, of the crew on board. But for the past few years you’d gotten used to always having something on to provide white noise - the television or YouTube mostly. You were used to passively listening to music or long form videos while you cooked, cleaned, did laundry, any basic repetitive task. So standing quietly next to the cook made your mind wander to music.

Obviously, you didn’t have access to your music from home. You tried to think of songs to sing in your head to keep yourself busy. But, as it turned out, you didn’t know the complete lyrics to all that many songs, even though you listened to music constantly. You could remember bits and pieces, or remember the tune, but there weren’t that many songs you could sing from beginning to end. It seemed like the only songs you could remember the lyrics to were either Top 40s hit ending in 2012, songs from your childhood, or songs from the Disney movies your nieces liked. You were deep in your mind, trying to conjure up some songs to sing to, when the cook asked you what you were humming.

“Beg your pardon?” you hadn’t realized you were humming out loud.

“Oh, I was just wondering what song you were humming. I haven’t heard that one before. It’s always entertaining to learn new songs from Readers.”

“Ah. Sorry. Um, it’s nothing, just a commercial jingle, I’m sorry. I’ll stop,” you turned a little red.

“No, no. I liked it a lot. Does it have lyrics?”

And so you taught Sanji the words to 877-CASHNOW. By the time the two of you were finishing the dishes, you were calling and responding to one another with gusto. It was quite fun, and you were glad the young chef was humoring you. When the last dish was dry, you patted him on the arm.

“Thanks for indulging me, Sanji. You have quite a pleasant singing voice. We’ll do it again soon.” He didn’t know you’d be helping him a lot on dish duty. You’d tell him later, you had a feeling he was going to fight you on it. But you wanted to be useful, and it had actually been a fun way to pass the time.

“The pleasure is all mine, mon cherie. I’m done much earlier than I usually am, for which I have you to thank.” Sanji lit up a cigarette. You’d seen him smoking earlier, but not during dinner service. But you didn’t know any chefs who didn’t smoke, so you weren’t going to give him grief over it.

“Thank you for dinner, Sanji.” You patted his head like a little boy and left the galley. Outside the crew was relaxing and enjoying the cool evening air together.

“What’s a structured settlement?” Luffy yelled across the deck. You laughed.

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t know you could hear us. I’ll keep it down next time.” You hoped your singing wasn’t too off key.

“Why do you do that?” Luffy asked, walking towards you while picking his nose.

“Sing? I’ve always liked it. I’m not good by any means, but it’s fun -”

“No, apologize all the time. You’re always saying sorry but you don’t do anything you need to apologize for.”

You fidgeted, rubbing the tips of your fingers together. “Oh, sorry, bad habit, I guess. I’ll try to stop.” Luffy flicked a booger onto the deck and sat down cross legged without washing his hands. Gross.

“You don’t need to be sorry for being here. We want you here.” Luffy said, his hands resting on his feet. For being a gross teenager, he was perceptive. You did worry a little about being a burden on the crew, even if it was only for a short while. You had always been a people pleaser, even when you were a child. It had gotten better for a little while in adulthood, but recently you’d fallen back into old habits. You didn’t like relying on other people without providing anything in exchange. Maybe that’s why you fought Sanji so hard on washing the dishes. It wasn’t like it was a chore you loved doing, it was something you knew you could do. You’d think about what Luffy said more.

“Thank you, Luffy. That’s kind of you to say.” You almost patted his head too, but you remembered the boogers. Maybe after he bathed. You noticed Nami had come up, waiting for you to finish your conversation with Luffy.

“Come on, I’ll give you a tour of the ship,” she said. “We can pop by the living quarters too, Robin’s set something up for you.” You agreed, following the orange haired woman.

“So, the ship’s called the ‘Going Sunny,’ it’s like the ‘Going Merry’ and ‘1,000 Sunny’ mixed together. I don’t know how Franky did it, but he took the Merry and combined it with the Sunny and this is what we ended up with. A Reader once gave us a good drawing of the 1,000 Sunny and Franky used the best parts of both ships." You didn’t know what she was talking about but you nodded anyway. She took you around the ship, starting with the top deck and working your way down to the bottom. It was an incredible ship - there was a tangerine grove, the head of a ram on the keel, a huge fish tank, a spa level bathing area, even a library. You had never seen anything like it. Finishing with the crew quarters, Nami showed you where you would be sleeping. It was a small cot between her bed and Robin’s. Nothing fancy, but you hoped you wouldn’t need to use it too much. You only had three weeks left to live, and you wanted to make the most of it.

#not my monkey #one piece strawhats #reverse tropes #isekai reader #op x y/n #If you have an annuity and you need cash NOW #call JG WENTWORTH #this is so self indulgent #platonic strawhats #straw hat pirates #isekai one piece

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solshifts · 8 months ago

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FUN REALITY IDEAS PT 2⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

The day everyone has been waiting for since the last one got so popular! I hope you guys enjoy these and hopefully inspire some of you!

⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ1. FARMER DR - Shift to be a hardworking farmer taking care of your animals and crops! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ2. MOANA - Travel with Moana and Maui to restore the heart of Te Fiti! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ3. RATATOUILLE - Be a chef or a rat chef and make exquisite food in paris! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ4. BEN 10 - Find another watch like Ben Tenison and transform into aliens from outer space! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ5. PARADISE DR - Live on a tropical island with your friends or bf/gf and have fun! (Can also include that you're a mermaid here!) ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ6. ANY BARBIE MOVIES DRS- Be one of the main characters in any of the old barbie movies! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ7. FAMOUS CHEF DR - Be a famous chef (even more famous than Gordon) and make up recipes and travel around the world with your own cook show! Even own a few restaurants! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ8. BETTER CR W/ MAGIC - Shift to a better CR BUT you have magic!!! (or super powers!!) How cool would that be??? ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ9. Zoology DR - Be a zoologist and travel the world helping animals and protecting them! ⭒˚｡⋆࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ10. Y/N DR - Walk around your neighborhood and suddenly find out of of your celebrity crushes family lives there and they're staying with them for a visit and when they see you, it's love at first sight! (i may be guilty of this one..)

Hope you guys enjoyed these! Let me know if I should make a part three! ˚˖𓍢ִִ໋🌊 🫧 ˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚

#shiftblr #shifting community #reality shifting #shifters #shifting blog #shifting motivation #desired reality #shiftinconsciousness #quantum jumping #shifting realities

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thetalentedmrwulf · 1 year ago

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I am always unsurprised but disappointed nonetheless at how frequently gaming nerds are boring as hell and resistant to new cool shit. A class based game offers a playtest class based around playing Heracles or Maui and there's nothing but griping about how they might as well have called it the "protagonist" class. Oh ffs, you whiny baby, your base level characters are high fantasy superheroes. Making Hellboy, Abe Sapien, and Liz Sherman at Level 1 is stupidly easy. You can make a werewolf goblin gunslinger that happens to be a mean chef at Level 1. What a bunch of resistant to change, crybaby bullshit.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder #pathfinder 2e

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sushioverload · 1 year ago

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Chiriashi Bowl from Japengo in Maui, HI - Chef flies to Oahu weekly to hand select fish

#sushi #sushiporn #foodporn

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travelblog · 1 year ago

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Maui No Ka Oi

Maui Strong Fund at the Hawaii Community Foundation - supporting rapid response and recovery including shelter, food and financial assistance

Maui United Way - providing direct relief to individuals and families affected by the fire, and supporting local non-profit response efforts

Common Ground Collective - a local Maui food security non-profit, currently leading the effort to provide 8000 meals daily for shelters across Maui

Maui Food Bank - working to provide food, for both immediate assistance and long-term community needs

Chef Hui - working with World Central Kitchen, local partners and chefs to take in donations & purchase from local farmers to prepare thousands of meals each day

Maui Hub - Maui’s local food hub, assisting with connecting food to families and meal preparation efforts

These organizations are on the front lines, tirelessly working to offer both short-term relief and enduring support to rebuild lives and restore communities. Your support will play an indispensable role in the ongoing recovery efforts. Stay connected with Maui Rapid Response as relief efforts continue (from jackjohnsonmusic.com).

#support for maui #hawaii #maui #maui no ka oi #maui strong #mauistrong

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transpanda-1 · 2 years ago

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🍦Characters that can probably be considered plural:

Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story 3 Spanish Mode switch)

Maui (His tattoo Mini Maui is sentient)

Remy the Rat (No not the hair thing, the imaginary manifestation of Chef Gesteau that he talks to the whole movie)

#chirps #DID/OSDD #plurality #🍦Roxas #just realized a couple of these today lol #there's always gonna be more just find it funny how many can be staring you dead in the face lol

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jedi-bird · 1 year ago

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People I want to know better

I was tagged by @chibi-chellist (thank you!)

Last song?

"Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish

Favorite color?

Currently blue and yellow, but I do love them all depending on mood

Currently watching?

At the moment, the news. For streaming, I'm currently binging old episodes of Top Chef while working around the house.

Last movie?

The Marvels

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?

Savory. I'm definitely a savory person. Though sweet is also good.

Relationship status?

Married :)

Current obsession?

Since my Star Wars obsession is never going away (sorry not sorry), that. But also for some reasons crocheting blankets is taking over everything right now.

Last thing you googled?

Honestly, it was probably how to properly spell a word lol. I'm very bad at spelling.

Tell me about your pet if you have any?

Currently have cats, most of whom are siblings. In the past I've had chickens, bettas, goldfish, a parakeet, dogs, rabbits, and turtles.

Favorite places you've been?

Maui. Santa Barbara Botanical Garden in California, USA. Haven't traveled out of the country yet but would like to.

A place you'd like to visit someday?

Japan. New Zealand. Singapore. Belgium. The Netherlands. Iceland. Finland. Norway. Argentina. Costa Rica. Ireland. Scotland.

Tagging anyone who wants to join in.

#about me #thanks for the ask!

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yescrazycatlady10 · 7 days ago

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Cornmeal Crusted Maui Maui By Home Chef! 🍣

#youtube #Cooking

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gook54-blog · 17 days ago

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THINGS THAT SHOULD GET PRESS REVIEWS BUT DON'T THINGS THAT SHOULD GET HEADLINES BUT DON'T

- Maui wildfires.

- East Palestine, Ohio.

- Biden's classified documents as Senator.

- Fauci working with China to create a bioweapon.

- Buttigieg’s friend jailed for child porn.

- Cocaine in the White House (twice).

- BLM/Antifa riots causing billions in damage.

- Data from Chinese spy balloons.

- Ukraine intel shows massive losses; taxpayers lied to.

- Pelosi’s J6 documentary crew.

- Veterans kicked out of shelters for illegals.

- Pizzagate "debunker" jailed for child porn.

- Gay porn in Senate hearing room.

- VA prioritizing illegals over veterans.

- Southern border crisis.

- Afghanistan drawdown; 13 service members killed.

- Obama droning American citizen.

- Bush’s false WMDs.

- 3 service members killed in Jordan.

- Hunter Biden’s $1M paintings.

- J6 political prisoners still in jail.

- 85,000 missing children at the border.

- Epstein’s clients.

- Obama spying on Trump campaign.

- Mail-in ballots and 2020 election.

- Epstein and Bill Clinton’s “young girls”.

- Two airline whistleblowers dead.

- Benghazi.

- Pelosi’s daughter on J6 not being an insurrection.

- J6 committee destroying encrypted evidence.

- Pelosi admits J6 was “her responsibility”.

- Speaker Johnson lying about foreign aid/border security.

- Border riots by illegal aliens.

- Hunter Biden ignoring Congressional subpoena.

- Vaccine side effects.

- China lab leak.

- Secret Service guiding Biden everywhere.

- SCOTUS Alito decision leak (Sotomayor).

- Federal instigators inside Capitol.

- Obama’s chef’s death.

- HRC’s chef’s death.

- Sheriff at Las Vegas shooting and Hawaii wildfires.

- P Diddy sex-trafficking allegations.

- Journalist Gonzalo Lira killed in Ukraine.

- Congress violating 4th Amendment rights.

- Americans left in foreign countries.

- Billions in weaponry left in Afghanistan; Taliban getting $40M a week.

- California biolabs.

- Biden impeachment.

- House members waving Ukrainian flag.

- Over 300k missing ballot images in Fulton County, GA.

- Democrats defunding police causing crime rise.

- Kamala Harris's record as DA.

- Transifesto from school shooting.

- Reps/Congress receiving FTX funds.

- Trump’s assassination attempt on July 13.

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recentlyheardcom · 1 month ago

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Goat Farm on Hawaii

Author Chef Todd Mohr Published March 23, 2010 Word count 339 If you want to see how goats cheese is made, go to a goat farm. If you go to a goat farm, you might as well go to one in the “upcountry” of Maui, Hawaii. My trip to the Surfing Goat Dairy Farm in Hawaii was a great education and a fun day. The goats are treated very well, and their milk is treated even better. Plus, I found out…

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jomiddlemarch · 1 year ago

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Maui Fire Support | Funding Opportunities and Resources

Hawaiʻi Peopleʻs Fund - Maui Aloha: The People’s Response https://hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/.../200566... | bit.ly/hpfmaui2023

Maui United Way https://mauiunitedway.org/disasterrelief EIN: 99-0086524 - All donations will provide direct relief to families and nonprofits directly affected by the Maui Fire Disaster.

The Aloha United Way- EIN: 99-0073494 – is directing all donations to Maui United Way.Maui Strong Fund, Hawaii Community Foundation

Hawaii Community Foundation – EIN: 99-0261283 https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong Maui Strong Fund: The Maui Strong Fund was created to provide community resilience with resources for disaster preparedness, response, and recovery. The fund is currently being used to support communities affected by the wildfires on Maui.

Our Hawaii: Long term Community Organizing for Climate Resilience https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mauilonghaul

Kāko'o Maui Fund: Council for Native Hawaiian Advancement – EIN: 91-0313383 Kākoʻo Maui - The Hawaiian Way Fund represents the support of community solutions that are tied to and celebrate the history, values and knowledge of the indigenous peoples of Hawai'i in all areas of community-well being, whether in the delivery of education, healthcare, affordable housing, language or cultural and environmental practices https://hawaiiancouncil.org/maui

Hawaii Food [email protected] 808.753.5315 (Kina Mahi)

Aloha United WayAUW Maui Fire Relief Fund https://www.auw.org/ Sunshine Kuhia SmithNonprofit [email protected]

Chef Hui (under Collaborative Support Services) -www.chefhui.com Restaurant Relief Fund- for restaurant workers recovery For matching food donations

Hawaii Foodservice Alliance Chad Buck | [email protected]

Hawaii Emergency Management AgencyJohn Vierra, Community Outreach Lead, [email protected] O:808 983-2514 | C: 808 798-5908

Rancher and Livestock Funding (currently seeking funding but will disburse to affected ranchers ASAP) organized by Hawaii Cattlemenʻs Council The Hawaii Cattlemen's Council (HCC) is a non-profit organization working for the cattle producers of Hawaii in areas of education, promotion and research.Nicole Galase [email protected] tel: 808 209 0820

Hawaii Wildfire Management Organization (receiving funds) HWMO is dedicated to outreach, education and technical assistance, project implementation, and research focused on proactive and collaborative wildfire prevention, mitigation and post-fire recovery in Hawaii and the Pacific. From August 9 - September 9, 2023 HWMO will be donating 100% of all proceeds towards our wildfire prevention and mitigation programs that support impacted communities on Maui and Hawai`i Island dealing with the aftermath of the August 2023 fires.

Center for Disaster Philanthropy (CDP) - EIN: 45-5257937 - CDP's Hawaii Wildfires Recovery Fund supports equitable recovery for wildfire-affected families and communities who face unique challenges in the aftermath of disasters that can prolong recovery.

Amalgamated Foundation – EIN: 82-1517696 Maui Community Power Recovery Fund was created to support immediate relief efforts to house, feed and support displaced families and resource the long-term efforts to rebuild and advance structural change.

Rotary District 500 Foundation – EIN: 99-0339185 Maui Fire Relief Fund: A committee will be organized shortly to find the greatest need for distributing monies. A single fund will be the most helpful in providing the most significant benefits over time.

Blood Bank of Hawaii Needs help as they continue to replenish their inventories and support Maui Memorial Medical Center to ensure their blood needs are met in this difficult time. Please donate this week or next week. You can make your appointment at bbh.org or call 808-848-4770.

Pacific Birth Collective Pacific Birth Collective is a grass roots, boots on ground organization based in Maui. All funds go directly to relief efforts for expecting, laboring, and postpartum families. If you are impacted, contact [email protected] or on social media to get connected with emergency supplies and additional resources.

Mālama for Maui DV Advocates: Hawaii State Coalition Against Domestic ViolenceDomestic violence advocates are currently at the front lines of the Maui fire evacuation efforts, some who have lost everything to the fires. 100% of donations will go to advocates so that they can meet their basic needs and start to rebuild their own lives as they also work to support domestic violence survivors experiencing domestic violence within a natural disaster.

uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

#hawaii #ways to help #from a native hawaiian friend #more options #grassroots #and national organizations #domestic violence resources

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