#matt oleander

[degrassi-fandom-confessions]

“You’re dumping me and giving me drugs?” Is honestly the ideal breakup scenario, Paige never appreciates anything

[zayadriancas]

Modern Love

“Please! You wanted to look like the good guy don’t kid yourself!”

[gvtted-ratz]

List of Fics/Drabbles/Headcanons We Made (all links go to our ao3)

Works: 25

@gvtted-ratz is the main writer and owner of the ao3

@rppik is the proof-reader and co-writer

It is not our responsibility to baby/take care of what you take in. So if you don't like something, do not read/interact.

Fem aligning/identifying ppl dni with our mlm works (we may end up blocking you if you do).

Only registered users can view/comment on our works on AO3.

Remember to read the tags/ratings on the works. We use them for a reason, and we would like you to pay attention to them for your own safety/comfort. None are/will ever be Fem!Reader. GN, Male/Masc, Trans Male, Neogenders, and Nonbinary only.

Rules for requests are here!

Marvel:

• Single-Standing Marvel Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

• Single-Standing Marvel Ship Fics - Ships/OTPS (unfinished)

• Sharpshooter - Frank Castle/Matt Murdock/Male Reader (complete)

• Hitman - Frank Castle/Matt Murdock/Male Reader (discontinued)

Slashers:

• Arkin O'Brien/GN!Reader (complete)

• All Slasher Fics - GN+M!Reader (complete)

• Alive - Jason Voorhees/M!Reader (complete)

• Odd - Hannibal Lecter/M!Reader (discontinued)

• Freakiest Freak - Hannibal Lecter/Billy Lenz (complete)

• The Collection - The Collector/M!Reader (complete)

• Slasher Headcanons - GN+M!+Nonbinary Reader (complete)

• Two Messed Up Individuals - Harry Warden/Billy Lenz (complete)

• My Life's So Pitiful - Mark Hoffman/Adam Faulkner-Stanheight (complete)

Homestuck:

• Romantic Dreams - Karkat Vantas/Dave Strider (Drabble) (complete)

Marble Hornets:

• Eldritch Deity - it/Its!Deity!Reader (unfinished)

• Single-Standing MH Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

Dead Plate (game):

How Much Do You Hate? (It's Not Enough) - Rody Lamoree x Vincent Charbonneau (complete)

The Batman (2022):

• All Riddler Fics - The Riddler/Reader (unfinished)

The Price Of Flesh (game):

• To Stare Is To Buy - GN!Hacker!Reader Series (3/10 complete)

Boyfriend to Death (game):

BEWARE - Lawrence Oleander/M!Reader

Duskwood (game-everbyte):

• You’re Looking In The Wrong Place - Richy/M!Reader/Phil (unfinished/possible rewrite later)

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2:

• Single-Standing CODMW2 Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

That's Not My Neighbour (game):

TNMN Headcanons - X Reader (in progress)

Do You Have The Guts? - Hoon Man/GN!Doppleganger!Doorman!Reader (complete)

Uncanny Valley (scopophobia studios):

Correct Ending - John Doe/M!It/Its!Reader (complete)

Will be updated whenever a new work is made/ finished

Feel free to send in some requests. Or just brainstorm in our box. We are happy to listen and try out sometimes. If we're uncomfy with something, we'll tell you.

Edit: Usually, we use it/its if it’s self-indulgent, since we're a dude who uses them and we have never seen them in fics. We make sure to put that in the tags if those pronouns are used.

[unexaltedonewhoisnotking]

Week 2 of Artfight attacks (posted a bit late whoops)!

Lapis Lazuli and Matte Sapphire Pearl for @qs-art :

Alexis for @merlatealeaf72 :

Oleander for @thishazeleyeddemon :

Cornflower, Mallow, Kat and Allium for @reveks :

[psychic-refugee]

For @novemberwasgrey

Theme: Baby Announcement (Fluff)

Photo credit to "Gothic Baby," daughter of Reby and Matt Hardy. Check out the tiktoks, they're super cute and hilarious.

Wednesday and Xavier Addams are dreaded to announce the birth of their precious poisonous flower, Belladonna Nyx Addams.

At six months, Belladonna loves strolls through the family cemetery, her pet scorpion Nero II, naptime in the Addams family cradle, and mashed peas.

She is regularly kidnapped by her grandparents, the proud and doting Morticia and Gomez Addams, to the point Wednesday has considered a restraining order.

Wednesday has been talked out of filing police reports by her loving husband, Xavier, who reminds his beloved wife that it leaves her more time to write.

Although Wednesday nearly attacked both her parents when they took Belladonna for a long weekend and suggested the happy couple use the time to “work on number 2.”

The fact that Wednesday is already pregnant is irrelevant and it is the principal of the matter.

Oleander Thorpe Addams is born a little less than a year following his sister.

Morticia tries not to look too smug as she holds her second grandchild, after so many years of Wednesday insisting she would never follow in her footsteps.

Wednesday scoffs and merely tells Xavier that they have to at minimum have four.

“If I can’t shirk off the legacy of my mother by having zero children, then I must have more than she did.”

Xavier merely smiled as he certainly loved his children, and he loved making them with Wednesday.

“Whatever you say, dearest,” he then kissed her forehead and chuckled, knowing that she merely needed to save her pride as she learned she adored her children and perhaps her mother’s life was not so bad after all.

[pissgod-639]

THE URGE TO PUKE ALL MY INTERESTS RN

Games: Buckshot Roulette, Roblox (Buckshot Showdown, Westbound, Daybreak 2, In Plain Sight 2, Guts and Blackpowder, Untitled Boxing Game, A Stereotypical Obby/Repleh Archives, Specter 2, Tower Defense Simulator), Outlast, Boyfriend to Death, Fear & Hunger, Until Dawn, Price of Flesh, Transformice, Persona 4 & 5, Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Resident Evil, Class of '09, Detroit: Become Human, Minecraft, Animal Jam, Epic Seven, D4DJ, Fortnite, Guilty Gear Strive, Rainbow Six Seige, Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, Skullgirls, Somnium, Muse Dash, Dragon Raja, Up All Night, Red Dead Redemption, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club, Fatal Frame, Blasphemous, Hylics, Needy Streamer Overload, Ace Attorney, Danganronpa

Reads: I'm Dating a Psychopath by Nosleeparewe; Daybreak by Moosopp; Clinic of Horrors by Merryweather; Winter Moon by Merryweather; Your Wings and Mine by Hakeism; Deathsitter by Puppetology; Ghost Lights by Fantakoi; Uriah by Toffuo; Welfare Center by NANA; Stagtown by Punko; @CRC_Luna's Conspiracy Research Club, The Predator by Shin Heebin/Chi Chi; Happy Sugar Life, Killing Stalking, Black Mirror, My Dearest Self with Malice Aforethought, Takopii's Original Sin, Blue Lock, Chainsaw Man, Goodnight Punpun, Chobits, Lady K and the Sick Man, Tokyo Revengers, Berserk, All Quiet on the Western Front, Prairie Fire

Watches: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, Girl from Nowhere, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Monster, Death Note, The Walking Dead, All Quiet on the Western Front, Kakegurui, Madoka Magica, Violet Evergarden, Expelled from Paradise, All of Us are Dead, Japan Sinks 2020, Pretty Cure, Glitter Force, Words Bubble Up like Soda Pop, Voltron, Gun Gale Online, Squid Game, Hunterxhunter, My Little Pony, Carole & Tuesday, Petscop, Ena, Mandela Catalogue, Gemini Home Entertainment, Children Under the House, A Quiet Place, FNAF VHS, Bambi, Frozen, Mulan

Content Creators: Markiplier, Jerma985, Nexpo, Kubz Scouts, Jack Stauber, Joel G, Quackity, Prykations, Kkelsey_spring, grayworms, breakingthepage, ashiiu, pyro.cri, m.emityy, nyoomian, rabbits.foots, munkaei, ccoffeeplz, nikoco_11, dotswappu, keo_chooo_, Antlergrave, Jumi_bits, plastic_pots.png, pocaarii, demaymayart, hagushka, lesmestiar, Nosleeparewe, Jin_jing93, aki.strike, Caseoh

Music: Mitski, Lorde, Tv Girl, Cocteau Twins, Mother Mother, Machine Girl, Grimes, Poppy, Cigarettes After Sex, Matt Maltese, Radiohead, Dazey and the Scouts, Roar, Mars Argo, Current Joys, Violent Vira

Other: Methods of execution/torture, Marine Biology, Forensic Science, Arctic Biomes, True Crime, US History, Germany, Game lore, Making lore from games, Frutiger Aero, Survival preparation, Military, Sharks, Cowboys, Gore, Flawed characters, Niche characters/games, Making art for communities, Biblical themes, Gods, Paranormal

Characters: Finley Marai (DB2), Dakari Bowens (DB2), Ren Hana (BTD), Lawrence Oleander (BTD), Strade (BTD), Finn Lewis (IDAP), Scott (IDAP), Meowscles (FN), Jing Yuan (HSR), Blade (HSR), SUNDAY (HSR), Nanook (HSR), Fuli (HSR), Yaoshi (HSR), Columbina (GI), Scaramouche/Wanderer (GI), Beam (CSM), Ironclad (IPS2), Payday (IPS2), Subzero (IPS2), Tony (IPS2), Chris (UD), Sam (UD), Mike (UD), Carlos Oliveira (RE3), Chris Redfield (RE), Miles Upshur (OL), Waylon Park (OL:WB), Marina (F&H:T), Ragnvaldr (F&H), Cahara (F&H), Pocketcat (F&H), Crow Mauler (F&H), Oh Sangwoo (KS), Yang Seungbae (KS), Yoon Bum (KS), Aiko (GNPP), Bandit (R6S), Cole Cassidy (OW), D.Va (OW), Luluca (E7), Pavel (E7), May (GGS), Faust (GGS), Millia (GGS), Ramlethal (GGS), Happy Chaos (GGS), Bridget (GGS), Johnny (GGS), Dizzy (GG), Akira/Ren (P5), Futaba/Oracle (P5), Ryuji/Skull (P5), Yu (P4), Yosuke (P4), Nagi (BL), Kaiser (BL), Foxy (FNAF), Luna (MLP), John D. Rockefeller, George Washington, Nick Torres (UAN) and more

My Characters: Leonore Dietrich, Yumi/Charlie, August Derrick, Wolf Dietrich, Osprey Davis, Griffin Dietrich, Célestine Albine, Hunter, Leandro Cillian Otto Constantine of Eden, Arlette, Bailey, Devon, Neo, Tai, Astro/a, Zadkiel, Sparky, Skinner, Adam

[sapphirebluejewel]

Modern Love

-Paige and Matt Oleander desperately try to keep their relationship a secret but it seems to be an impossible mission when Mr. Simpson spies them together at the park and Manny spreads rumors about them to Hazel. Emma has a ladies night and all her girlfriends are head over heals for Emma's new neighbor, Chester.

Moonlight Desires

-Dylan would like more from his relationship with Marco, meanwhile Spinner and Jay attempt to break into Degrassi.

Descriptions from IMDb

[apocynaceaeoleander]

Enter the Crypt?

🕊 dead dove, do not eat. tread with caution: blog contains roadkill

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. - David Bowie

introduction ☆

hi ^^ i have many names but you may call me oleander. i am:

a dog 🐾 i primarily identify as a canine alterhuman but i also consider myself to be a therian/kin and use the terms interchangeably. i see myself most closely in domestic golden retrievers and wolfdogs.

a gay, transgender man, who falls between genderfuck and androgynous. i dont discuss queer discourse and i dont care what labels you use. queerness is complex and identity will reflect that.

undiagnosed, but likely neurodivergent! please take this into consideration when talking with me

anarcho-communist. no nations no borders, no gods no masters.

pro-para, anti abuse. profiction: your fictional preferences do not reflect your real life morals. anti harrassment. pro-kink.

in sh & ed recovery, so i would prefer if accounts that post disordered content dont interact, however i dont care if you do

your perception of me is a reflection of yourself.

i am not who you think i am. care to find out? i answer good faith questions 📬💬

☆🎵 the genres of music i mainly listen to are indie, rock, electronic, metal, pop and rap. i dabble in a little bit of everything.

bands: she wants revenge, deftones, radiohead, strawberry switchblade, thrill kill kult, hozier, cosmo sheldrake, iamx, mother mother, tool, kmfdm, nin, 4lung, goreshit, tyler the creator, kikuo, ajj, crywank, blackbird raum, jack stauber, 100 gecs, mcr, underscores, whokilledxix, boyfantasy, talkshow boy, alex g, crystal castles, mindless self indulgence and the left rights, boy harsher, mareux, dazey and the scouts, mommy long legs, smashing pumpkins

albums: the downward spiral- nine inch nails, giles corey- giles corey, moenie and kitchie- gregory & the hawk, rituals- goreshit, the queen is dead- the smiths, twin fantasy- car seat headrest

☆🎨 id describe my style as a mix of punk and emo with influences from goth and scene, and even heavier influences from the 2000s. the labels i do use, i use loosely.

hobbies/interests: vulture culture, wet-specimen and bone preservation, photography (pictured below), sewing & embroidery, digital & traditional art, painting, sculpting, walking, urbex, foraging, true crime, etc

all of my oddities are ethically sourced. i find joy in morbid fascination 🩻🖤

☆📽 as for media i enjoy:

movies: fantastic mr fox, song of the sea, secret of kells, wolfwalkers, stuido ghibli movies (including nausicaa and pom poko!), william hellfire & joey smack films (the infamous bondage stranglers 1&2), idiocracy, i saw the tv glow, the hobbit + lotr (the rankin-bass hobbit ♡), half baked: totally high, the northman, everything everywhere all at once, the witch (a24), zero day 2003, elephant

tv shows: invader zim, clarence, the amazing world of gumball, spongebob, craig of the creek, moomin (90s & 2019), the walking dead, the last of us, stranger things, game of thrones, moral orel

video games: sally face, terraria, minecraft, franbow, subnautica, fish out of water (mobile), wobbledogs ♡, osu 🥁, boyfriend to death, etc

i tend to be awkward when talking to new people, but dont hesitate to reach out if you have any shared interests :)

no dni, i block freely. do what you want without harming others. ⭐️

taglist

#⭐️🐾: relating to myself

#📸🐾: my photography

#📬💬: asks

#💖: favs

#📆📌: holidays

#🎨: art gallery (reblogs)

#📽: videos/gifs

#🎬💿: movies

#🌀: spirals

#🖼: misc pictures

#🎃🍂: all hallows eve + samhain

#🧸💕: all things plushie related (plushum, essa, plushie collecting)

#🐕🐾: alterhumanity

#📑🔍: true crime (i dont condone)

#🦌🌱: lawrence oleander

#🦴: bones/vulture culture

last updated: 11/12/24

[walkingweirdmageddon]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you!

Fan works

My orange jacket

Dad

Fnaf movie (technically not a fan work)

Heavymedic

weeeeeeeeeeeee

@oleander-teacup @burnt-coffeepot @hardwaresysx0 @danceswithwolverines @cum-roll @matt-the-second-coming

[c-kiddo]

ok so we know that taliesin's irish accent was uhhhh . less than stellar but what r ur thoughts on matt's irish accent?

i dont think it was terrible.. a wee bit off sometimes because he's still an american doing an irish accent lol but like it was wasn't particularly distracting and also his acting as lucien was just rly fun anyway so it makes up for it 2 me. matt's scottish accents he does sometimes are also ok-ish also. but more like fantasy scottish dwarven accent mostly (idk what the deal is with dwarven accent = scottish lmao). oh man, apart from whatever was going on with fearne's dad, oleander .. that was vry questionable and im still not sure it was meant to be scottish or some kind of northern english or something . sorry matt but that was a choice (all /lh btw)

[degrassi-fandom-confessions]

Mr. O and Miss Oh ship

Cause they nasty

[mari--lace]

Writing patterns (tag game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Thank you @auofgoldandfantasies for the tag!

Let's see:

1) Thump. I Murdock hanno il diavolo dentro. (Thump. The Murdock boys have the devil in them.) [Fuochi gemelli - Twin fires]

2) I regali sotto il suo primo albero di Natale sono vuoti. (The gifts under her first Christmas tree are empty.) [Vuoti di Natale - Voids of Christmas]

3) Yuki volta una pagina. (Yuki turns a page.) [Per nulla al mondo - For anything in the world]

4) Cinque anni prima, Matt ha perso Foggy e Karen. (Five years ago, Matt lost Foggy and Karen.) [Riempire i vuoti - Filling the voids]

5) Sitting on a stool in Mike's house, Claire finally feels her heart slow down—just a little—and her mind become clear. [Not made of glass]

6) “Pensi davvero che possa funzionare?” ("You really think this might work?") [Partner]

7) MJ, diversamente da Peter, ha mantenuto la sua promessa: ha messo da sola insieme i pezzi, indagato sui vuoti di memoria e i mal di testa sospetti e in qualche modo è riuscita a ricordarlo. (MJ, unlike Peter, kept her promise: she alone put the pieces together, investigated her lacking memories and suspicious headaches and managed to remember him somehow.) [Un inizio - A start]

8) Matt loves his job, he really does. [The joys and concerns of teaching magic]

9) Morta. (Dead.) [Dead]

10) “Siamo ancora sorelle?” ("Are we still sisters?") [Nightmare reality]

Conclusions: uhm, I have a serious problem picking titles? Oops, not the point. Jokes aside, I seem to usually start with very short sentences, even one word only sometimes. And it's usually a directly in the action kind of start (in medias res), with the 7th being an exception here.

This was a fun game! No pressure tags: @folkloristico @drogatadiapifrizzole @saint-oleander @gwennevlis

[thecookieverse]

Cookieverse: Schools

Milkyway Elementary

Known Students

Alfajor Cookie (Inez)

Apple Cookie

Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)

Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)

Babosa Cookie (Tanis)

Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)

Basil Cookie (Buttercup)

Bell Pepper Cookie

Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)

Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)

Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)

Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)

Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)

Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)

Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)

Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)

Burrito Cookie (K.O.)

Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)

Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)

Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)

Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)

Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)

Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr./Numbuh 2)

Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)

Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)

Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)

Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)

Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)

Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)

Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)

Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)

Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)

Dirt Cake Cookie (Pigpen)

Ditalini Cookie (Leo)

Farfalle Cookie (Annie)

Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)

Fruit Punch Cookie (PPG!Brick)

Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)

Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)

Gouda Cookie (Buford)

Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)

Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee Beetles/Numbuh 4)

Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)

Key Lime Cookie (Cyberchase!Matt)

Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)

Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)

Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)

Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)

Mochi Cookie (Wanda)

Nori Cookie (Butch)

Oleander Cookie (Grim Adventures!Mandy)

Orchid Cookie (June)

Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)

Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)

Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)

Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)

Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)

Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)

Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)

Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)

Soft Serve Cookie (Funkin Dusk)

Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)

Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)

Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)

Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)

Tangelo Cookie (Billy)

Tangerine Tanghulu Cookie

Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)

Walnut Cookie

Former Students

Five-Layer Cookie (DCFDTL); were kidnapped and brainglazed by Black Olive Cookie (Father)

Tarator Cookie (Vendetta); Expelled for horrific bullying and her dessert monster creations hurting other students. Also the incident where she tried to take over the school on show-and-tell day. That too.

Known Faculty

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot, part-time tutor)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D, part-time science tutor)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, teacher)

McIntosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red; teacher)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima, part-time tutor)

Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keene, teacher)

Sucrose Junior High

Known Students

Apple Pie Cookie (Paula Polestar)

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)

Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)

Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)

Camembert Cookie (Ed)

Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)

Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)

Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)

Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)

Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff Andonuts)

Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)

Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)

Garlic Cookie (EW!Dawn)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D)

Granola Cookie (Jonny)

Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)

Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)

Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)

Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)

Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)

Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)

Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)

Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)

Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)

Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)

Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)

Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)

Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)

Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur “Spud” Spudinski)

Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)

Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)

Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)

Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff)

White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)

Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)

Fructose High School

Known Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)

Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)

Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)

Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)

Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Totally Spies!Mandy)

Black Currant Cookie (Raven)

Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)

California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)

Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)

Chamomile Cookie (Yuri)

Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki)

Clam Cookie (Cyborg)

Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)

Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)

Coriander Cookie (Starfire)

Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)

Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)

Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura)

Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)

Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)

Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)

Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)

Hero Cookie

Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)

Kale Cookie (Robin)

Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)

Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)

Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)

Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)

Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)

Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto)

Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick)

Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)

Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima)

Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)

Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)

Orzo Cookie (Mike)

Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)

Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)

Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)

Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)

Pizza Cookie

Pizza Pocket Cookie (Total Drama!Sam)

Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)

Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)

Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)

Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)

Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)

Ruby Choco Cookie (Sayori)

Salsa Cookie (Candace)

Samosa Cookie (Noah)

Sandwich Cookie

Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)

Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)

Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)

Some Total Drama contestants (Excluding Biscuit Cookie/Ezekiel, obviously.)

Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)

Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)

Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)

Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)

Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)

Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)

Vegemite Cookie (TD!Jasmine)

Veggie Chip Cookie (Totally Spies!Sam)

Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)

Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon)

Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)

Wonton Cookie (Alex)

Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)

Former Students

Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett; Expelled after it was discovered that she was trying to recruit students to the Cookies of Darkness)

Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers; graduated)

Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones; graduated)

Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley; graduated)

Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy; expelled due to her crazy antics)

Patisserie Academy

A high-end private high school.

Known Students

Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi)

Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)

Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)

Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)

Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura)

Galette Cookie (Lindsay)

Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa)

Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)

Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji Sakubara)

Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)

Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)

Sashimi Cookie (Heather)

Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)

Watercress Cookie (Dakota)

Former Students

Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake; graduated)

Sugarcane Academy

A university/college

Known Students

Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)

Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernandez)

Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)

Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johijima)

Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)

Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)

Elderberry Cookie (Oz)

Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino)

Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)

Gummy Hoop Cookie (Gogo)

Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)

Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)

Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra)

Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)

Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)

Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt)

Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)

Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)

Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin)

Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)

Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)

Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)

Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi)

Former Students

Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob; Dropped out)

Parfaedia Institute

An all-ages magic school set in the city of Parfaedia

Known Students

Acai Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)

Bay Laurel Cookie (TD!Dawn)

Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)

Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)

Cream Puff Cookie

Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)

Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)

Prune Juice Cookie

Sunflower Cookie (Stella)

Tulip Cookie (Flora)

Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)

Known Faculty

Almond Cookie (Preventing Magical Accidents & Mishaps professor)

Capricious Wizard (Substitute Teacher)

Eclair Cookie (History professor)

Espresso Cookie (Theorems of Coffee Magic professor)

Latte Cookie (Entry-Level Magic Circles professor)

Parfaedia Principal (Principal)

Former Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika, transferred to Fructose High)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, graduated)

Mistletoe Cookie (Icy, expelled)

Nightshade Cookie (Darcy, dropped out)

Prune Cookie (Yzma; graduated… Somehow… in her youth)

Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy, dropped out)

Scovilla

An all-ages school situated in Dragon's Valley

Known Students

Capsaicin Cookie 

Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan)

Kimchi Cookie (Scott)

Known Faculty

Scovillia Headmaster (Headmaster)

Former Students

Mala Sauce Cookie (Graduated)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham; transferred to Fructose High)

Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet; Graduated)

Creme Knights Academy

A paladin/knight school situated in the Creme Republic

Known Students

Kouign-Amann Cookie

Known Faculty

Creme Knights Preceptor (Premier)

Former Students

Financier Cookie (Graduated)

Madeleine Cookie (Graduated)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick; Transferred to Fructose High due to being bullied for his fear of the dark)

Snowbell Academy

An academy for cookies who wish to become holiday cookies

Known Students

Stollen Cookie

Strawberry Cream Cookie

[lostintheuniverseslies]

AFTG Fics I've Read This Week <3

Petal-Shaped Epiphanies by Willow_bird for chubbytomato Rating: T Word Length: 1,038 Chapters: 4 Complete: Yes Description: The witch next door kept stealing his shit and Andrew Minyard was not amused. It had started with his hellebore, just a few snips that perhaps a lesser gardener would not have noticed - but Andrew Minyard was not a lesser anything, thank you very fucking much. Then, a couple days later, an entire oleander sapling had been kidnapped. Dug right out of the ground like Andrew wasn’t going to fucking notice. (Hint: Andrew noticed.) --- Andrew is a gardener that primarily grows poisonous and other dangerous plants. Neil is the botanist next door who keeps sneaking onto his property to steal them.

Think With Your Head by HalfpintPeach Rating: E Word Length: 9,685 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: Andrew wakes up from a wet dream missing Neil. That’s it, that’s the fic.

Aaron’s Incredible ability to be at the wrong place and the worst possible time by All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 4,575 Chapters: 2 Complete Yes Part 1 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Five times Aaron interrupts Andrew and Neil and one time he doesn’t ;)

The hardest part’s the awful things that I’ve seen by All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 755 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 2 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Andrew has a nightmare about Aaron and has to make sure he’s okay

Cherry medicine by All_for_the_andriel Rating: G Word Length: 2,017 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 3 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Andrew gets sick and pretends it’s fine. It isn’t and Neil has to take care of him. Only he has terrible medical knowledge. That’s where Aaron comes along.

Aaron vs. Physics course vs. Neil’s sleep schedule by All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 2,335 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 4 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Aaron doesn’t understand what’s happening in his physics course and Matt suggests he asks Neil for help. Aaron would literally rather do anything else, but in the end he doesn’t have much of a choice. Neil doesn’t make it exactly easy either.

Therapy by All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 1,829 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 5 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Betsy suggests Andrew and Aaron take Katelyn and Neil with them on their next therapy session. Chaos ensues. -or- Aaron finds out Andrew went to juvie because of him.

Can he play? By All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 2,190 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 6 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Andrew finds Aaron in his dorm, doing something on his laptop. He looks up at Andrew without the slightest hint of interest. “What?” “Neil’s sick.” Aaron’s expression doesn’t change. “Sucks to be him, I guess.” — Neil gets sick and Andrew isn’t sure what’s wrong with him. But his pre-med twin could help, right?

Scars by All_for_the_andriel Rating: T Word Length: 2,169 Chapters: 2 Complete: Yes Part 7 of Wholesome twinyards Description: Aaron sees Andrew without his armbands for the first time and freaks out a bit -or- The twinyards talk about their scars

Soon… I guess by GoonMiracles Rating: G Word Length: 3,234 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: Neil is sick, and cough serum gives him a bad memory. Andrew decides he’ll go to the pharmacy and see what other options are there for Neil. Little does Andrew know that’s the last conversation with Neil he’ll ever...hear

Come to me by TheseSmallDelights Rating: E Word Length: 10,488 Chapters: 2 Complete: Yes Part 11 of Kinktober 2022 Description: Neil and Andrew have progressed to penetrative sex but it’s always Andrew fucking Neil. As they’re about to fuck (for once the dorm is empty!!) Andrew tells Neil he wants him to finger him. Of course Neil wants to make Andrew feel good, but they decide to not do it where someone might come back, and head instead to the house in Columbia for some alone time. At the house, Andrew and Neil cross over a line that brings them closer together. And it’s a huge moment! They trade trust and pleasure the way they used to trade secrets and promises. Chronologically PART 4 of the evolution of Neil and Andrew’s relationship.

Morning glories by H_bee69 Rating: E Word Length: 1,219 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes No description provided

Petty by lady_flash for sillyunicorn6154 Rating: M Word Length: 4,823 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: “Anyway. I’ve been thinking.” “No.” “You don’t know what I’ve been thinking about.” “I do. No petty crimes. Not tonight.” Neil ignores him. “We should pickpocket them.” Or, the boys get weirdly competitive about their very illegal survival/mischief skills.

Long bygone burdens by wesleyjeanjacket Rating: M Word length: 566 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 4 of #aftgweek23 Description: Neil has a fever. Andrew helps. 

There is no choice by saturnwaves for bazerella Rating: T Word length: 2,756 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: Jean watches as Jeremy falls back asleep, a furrow firmly between his brows. He brushes the furrow away, throat tight, and eyes stinging with tears he can’t shed. The thing about Jean is he doesn’t like to argue. He doesn’t like to fight. He fought enough for the majority of his teens. Most of the time Jeremy and him communicate really well. If one of them upsets each other then they talk it through. But this… Jean’s not sure he can talk through it with this particular argument.

One Hundred by TheRainbowElectric Rating: None Word Length: 4,553 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: The most shocking thing about the sight of Neil is how still he is. Andrew has seen Neil bloodied and bruised before. But even beaten to a pulp and beyond exhausted, Neil talks and twitches and kicks in his sleep, restless fucker. Now, Neil’s only signs of life are the shallow rise and fall of his chest and the steady beep of the heart monitor beside his bed. That’s all Andrew has to hold onto as he drags a chair from beside the window to the gap between Neil’s bed and the door and sits down. -Andrew breaks into Neil's hospital room after Baltimore. (Inspired by this artwork by @himawarrior)

The downsides of being a Real Pearson™️ by nightwalker4769 Rating: T Word Length: 3,328 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 1 of Growing pains of becoming a Real Person Description: “Okay Neil! We’re almost done. I just have a few questions I need to ask you.” “Wait, what? You didn’t have any questions last year. Is there a problem?” “True, but I didn’t know you forged all of your paperwork last year,” she chuckled. “No problems, I just need you to clarify some things about your vaccination records.” “My… vaccination records?” Or: Neil gets caught up on the shots he missed while growing up on the run and half feral

Second Verse, Worse Than the First by nightwalker4769 Rating: T Word Length: 2,550 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 2 of Growing pains of becoming a Real Person Description: “You just remembered that we have to go see Abby in the morning, didn’t you,” Andrew said flatly. Neil just groaned, long and low, and folded over himself to bury his face into the blanket and tugged harder on his hair. “I really don’t want to do this,” he whined into the mattress. “Tough shit. You’re not some feral stray we picked up off the street anymore, you need your shots.” Neil rolled his forehead to the side so he could look over at Andrew’s impassive face without picking his head up, “Do I though?” ————— Or: Neil’s Vaccine Misadventure Part Two, featuring Andrew’s budding Comfort Skills™️

Neil Josten vs the New NCAA Flu Shot Regulations by nightwalker4769 Rating: T Word Length: 4,386 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 3 of Growing pains of becoming a Real Person Description:Dan had just finished her pep talk about how they were improving and blah blah blah and now they were waiting for Wymack to finish some last minute announcements and dismiss them when - “… and here are the groups in which you will be reporting to Abby for your flu shots this week,” Wymack continued, holding up a sheet of paper. Neil was very suddenly paying so much attention.

Neil Josten and the No Good Very Bad Peanut Butter Shot by nightwalker4769 Rating: T Word Length: 4,436 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Part 4 of Growing pains of becoming a Real Person Description: Holy fuck, his throat hurt. Every breath of air scraped like razor blades down his windpipe. Every word out of his mouth felt like gargling glass shards. Swallowing even the spit in his mouth was agony, pure and bright, and he avoided it for as long as possible. ~ ~ ~ Or: Neil and Andrew catch the strep throat making its way through Palmetto State

Glazed eyes empty hearts by wesnenski Rating: E Word Length: 1,698 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: Kevin loves Neil... but he doesn't mind sharing. And Neil looks so pretty when he's high out of his mind.

Surprise by foxyroxi for Omnious Rating: E Word Length: 3,406 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: “Drew, I can’t find my socks, so I borrowed a pair of yours, I hope that’s—” “SURPRISE!” Neil jumped. Andrew’s heart clenched at the horrified look on Neil’s face when he was surprised by the yelling. There was no confetti canons because Andrew might have promised to break someone’s hand if they as much as brought it into the house.

Sports mode by H_bee69 Rating: E Word Length: 1,606 Chapters: 1 Complete: Yes Description: Just Andrew in-between Neil's legs, where he belongs

[cormbrerb]

cormbrerb url playlist 🎧 (aka a surprisingly good sample of my music taste)

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C • cabinet man - lemon demon

O • oleander - mother mother

R • rotary park - joe hawley

M • marsha, thankk you for the dialectics, but i need you to leave - will wood

B • body - bonnie parker

R • ruby off the rails - sarah and the safe word

E • everyone adores you (at least i do) - matt maltese

R • ribs - the crane wives

B • broom people - the mountain goats

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tagged by: @rollstoast

im tagging: @chanoli @dis-hooman @pastellaria oooooo post things guys oooooo

[gl00mymoon]

EDDSWORLD OC/AU Character ASKS

I have decided to do character asks.

These characters will respond in how they would react and there will be some little art included to!

Whenever you ask a character please mention who you are asking!

Characters and AUs available to ask-

The Main 4 are also available to be asked but they will take after my Head Cannons!

More may be added!

Main Four

HC Tord, Pre-End and Post-End (also related to Espen in my HC. Also has a pet baby Alligator named Toby)

HC Edd

HC Tom

HC Matt

AUS -

Dense AU

Oleander Tord

DAU Tom

DAU Espen (OC, Tord's brother, OCxTom)

Toxicity AU

Red Leader/Tord

Future Tom/Tord's Assistant & Super Soldier

Future Edd/Rebellion Leader

Future Matt/Edd's Right hand

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My Oc's

Xzander Turganv (Army Leader, Dictator in Russia. Espen's fiance, very tall boi 6'8)

Espen Larksin/Turganv (Xzander's Fiance, Tord's brother, was both a TA and RA Soldier)

Leo Bluebell (Ferret Father, Main 4 Roommate, Likes crossdressing)

Jonas Turganv (4 Years old, Espen and Xzander's Genetically modified Child)