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It must really suck to be a high achieving teenager in Medina, Ohio, knowing you're forever compared to Mr. Jeopardy or Matpat by your high school teachers.
That, or the water is spiked over there, because yikes.
Champions is as Champions does (CREDIT: Jeopardy!)
Tournament of Champions Season is upon us! Jeopardy! has invited its super-dupe-rest recent victors to duke it out for our enjoyment. The format is a little different this time, with 21 contestants instead of the usual 15, and the top 3 (Amy Schneider, Matt Amodio, Mattea Roach) getting automatic byes into the semifinals. (Check out all the…
google suggesting articles which i know are all mass churnouts that are like 2 paragraphs with 1000 ads but ill be damned if im not charmed and tempted by images of matt amodio….
i love imagining my favorite characters on jeopardy and i have very specific headcanons for each. i feel like spencer reid would be banned from competing because it would be unfair to the other contestants. i feel like house would be banned because the FCC would have a vendetta against him (rightfully). i'd say he'd probably be matt amodio level of smarts but would be really abrasive and probably make his anecdotes all about his and wilson's gay sex or something clinically insane like that so no one in their right mind would let him go on. speaking of which (wilson, clinical insanity, or gay sex? you can never figure out which) i think wilson would love jeopardy and be great at it and probably be a multi-day, TOC champion who charms everyone and has 50 year old women thirstposting on their facebook about him. foggy nelson would also probably sweep although i think he'd have more gay people rooting for him, like a mattea roach type fanbase.
J! Masters Quickcap: 5/15/2024 - Quarterfinals Game 11 & 12
Game 11
Matchup for this half
-Matt Amodio (1 point)
-James Holzhauer (6 points)
-Yogesh Raut (10 points)
Correct/Incorrect: 48/6
Rebounds/Rebound Attempts: 1/2
Unplayed Clues (pts. left on the board): 0 (0 pts.)
Coryat Score: 30,800 (-6,800 vs. Game 10)
Lach Trash: 15,600 from 11 triple stumpers (+4K and +2 triple stumpers vs. Game 10)
Coryat lost to incorrect responses (less double-correct…
Sunday, May 05, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY (Slice) 8:00pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?:
MARYLAND (PBS Feed)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
DISNEY + STAR
MONSTERS AT WORK (Season 2)
NETFLIX CANADA
ROAST OF TOM BRADY
IIHF U18 MEN’S HOCKEY
(TSN/TSN3) 7:00am: Bronze Medal Game
(TSN/TSN3) 11:00am: Gold Medal Game
MLB BASEBALL
(SN1) 1:00pm: Jays vs. Nationals
(SN Now) 4:00pm: Atlanta vs. Dodgers
(TSN) 7:00pm: Giants vs. Phillies
NBA BASKETBALL
(TSN4) 1:00pm: Game 7 - Magic vs. Cavaliers
(TSN4/TSN5) 8:00pm: Game 7 - Mavericks vs. Clippers
NHL HOCKEY
(SN) 4:00pm: Game 1 - Hurricanes vs. Rangers
(SN/SN360) 7:30pm: Game 7 - Knights vs. Stars
MLS SOCCER
(TSN3) 6:30pm: Seattle vs. L.A. Galaxy
RACE AGAINST THE TIDE (CBC) 7:00pm/7:30pm: The teams are forced to risk it all in an old-school sky-high sandcastle challenge. In Episode Two, emotions are running high as the teams pay tribute to someone who has made a huge impact on their lives.
CANADA’S ULTIMATE CHALLENGE (CBC) 8:00pm: Alliances emerge on the remote Les Îles-de-la-Madeleine Québec with the first elimination showdown looming.
PWHL HOCKEY (TSN3/TSN) 9:00pm: Ottawa vs. Toronto
GHOSTING (CBC) 9:00pm/9:30pm : Devyn Nekoda screams her way through Castle Kilbride with Luke and Matthew in Baden, Ontario as they discover its past. In Episode Two, Frankie and Hale Grande serve a sinister sentence at the infamous SDG Jail in Cornwall, Ontario with Luke and Matthew.
SULLIVAN'S CROSSING (CTV) 9:00pm: Things start to heat up between Maggie and Cal when they're forced to take shelter at Cal's cabin.
BIG BROTHER CANADA (Global) 9:00pm
THE TATTOOIST OF AUSCHWITZ (Showcase) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Holocaust survivor Lali meets novice writer Heather and shares an unforgettable love story, told through traumatic and fractured memories, of meeting the love of his life -- prisoner 4562 -- when he was a tattooist in the most notorious death camp.
GILDED NEWPORT MYSTERIES (HGTV Canada) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): In 1895 a society page writer witnesses a murder while attending a ball at a mansion in Rhode Island. She soon gets drawn into the investigation when her brother is arrested.
INTO THE DARK: CULTURE SHOCK (T&E) 9:00pm: A young Mexican woman crosses illegally into the United States, only to find herself in an American nightmare.
WHEN CALLS THE HEART (Super Channel Heart & Home) 9:00pm: Hickam and Lee clash with the mayor of Benson Hills, while Gowen suggests a solution with huge implications for the town; Elizabeth and Nathan clear up a misunderstanding.
PROSPER (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: The newly promoted Dion and Taz are under more pressure as Gascoigne moves on the Charity Tax bill.
JEOPARDY! MASTERS (CTV) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Contestants Amy Schneider, James Holzhauer, Matt Amodio, Mattea Roach, Victoria Groce and Yogesh Raut face off to win the grand prize of $500,000.
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND (History Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON FINALE): As winter descends on Oak Island and clues continue to be uncovered, the fellowship makes a final bold effort to find the treasure before operations cease for the winter.
BRYAN'S ALL IN (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: Corey and Abby are ambitious entrepreneurs determined to keep their family's generational maple syrup business alive; from humble beginnings working out of a sugar shack, they're in the process of building a state-of-the-art facility.