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*hops in* yo, lets go
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ādavid bowie syndromeā when a song sounds good until you look up the lyrics and its something immensely weird and cringey
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Do you kin Wilbur soot...? Cause your art uhh yeah
WH WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? I FEEL OFFENDED?
#ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW I DRAW MYSELF???#IM SORRY I HAVE CURLY BROWN HAIR#CIRCLE GLASSES AND A BEANIE#MATE WHAT#WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE
#the thing#john carpenter's the thing#the muppets#muppets#jim henson's the thing#horror#body horror#my art#A mate sent me the 2nd pic and I lost my shit that Childs is the token Human amongst Muppets and well yknow here we are#this took me............ 2hrs to make#what the F U C K
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#good omens#Ā“hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( Ā“ ā½ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (āĀ“ā½`ā)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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Anointing
Something to hold you guys over until the next pages. Anoint is fun to say.
OP, what?? Let me explain:
This was partly inspired by another comic, got me thinking of how anointing worked. People kinda do this too, stealing your partners jacket for example.
Anointing is when hedgehogs find a smell they like (in some cases a poison) and proceed to lick it and create a saliva foam before covering their spines in the smell/spit.
Scientists don't really understand it but it may have a role in removing parasites, mating behavior or something to do with predators. Free lore.
Mobian 'hogs do it too, but a little less messy...
A special oil in their quills is released as they rub their spines together and even non-hedgehogs mobians can smell it when up close. It's a way to broadcast their partnership, with some considering it a huge leap in a relationship. Many just kinda do it without thinking, as they cuddle.
What do they smell like? Im not joking:
If sonic smells like citrus and leather (official perfume) and shadow smells like lavender (also canon) and coffee (coffee because oils in the espresso beans he canonically eats), do you think they would smell like Lady Gray tea with a hint of smoke or a dark musk underneath?
#its my AU and I can do whatever I want (insane laughing)#im an animal nerd#I love adding animal facts for mundane world building#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sonic x shadow#shadow#shadonic#sonadow#sonadow comic#gay#sfw#comic#what are they doing#and they were room mates
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saw spiderverse twice today and pavitr prabhakar did you know that you are EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderverse#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman india#across the spiderverse#the goods#I LOVED THIS MOVIE SOOOOOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSSOSOOSOSOSOSOOOOO MUCH#went to go see it by myself in the arvo (bought a pavitr funko while i was at it) then went again w my mates again in the evening#ITS SOOOOOOOO GOOD. SUCH A FUCKIN FEAST. ITS IF U GOT WHATS UP DANGER AND STRETCHED IT ACROSS 2 HOURS#fuck it was good.
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St. Hilarion's ghost story
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#pre canon angst brought to you by the weirdo who's always drawing post canon fluff#something about oral tradition and old timey slang#i took quite a lot of decisions with this one so buckle up#first of all the female ghost keeps edwin's eyes color because there's still some truth to the legend#the background is the same shade of green to reference hell#just like it is when he's having his flashback#alive charles is dressed all in black because he's not a happy boy#i also made it so that he grips his clothes when his mate punches him even as it's intended to be friendly#because well#these people will end up killing him so it's less friendly when you remember THAT#charles obviously doesn't mean anything by the mary ann comment#he doesn't know the slang meaning and just blurted out what he remembered from the legend#he will find out reach some conclussions and go punch a wall about it probably#about edwin tho his escape is still very recent and he didn't expect this#but even so early on he knows charles means no harm and allows himself to be comforted#it wasn't intentional but hey edwin shruggin off charles' touch is a good parallel to that one scene after charles ākillsā the night nurse
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imagine being one of danās flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe heās nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that heās always with. when he is in the hall heās burning pasta bc heās cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesnāt understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out heās dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until youāre on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, thereās the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow heās become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on danās part.
#iām saying this bc if i was his flatmate i KNOW i would be so nosy#like most of me and my flat mates were rlly close friends but there was one girl who wanted nothing to do w us#which i mean fair#but we still check to see what sheās up to on facebook and like send her life update posts to one another#so like imagine if ur reclusive flatmate became internet famous?? and he has thousands of ppl obsessed with him#even tho once you saw him set pasta on fire#(and now heās trying to pretend it was someone else)#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#dnp#n says shit
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"our sergeant keeps kissing us when he's drunk, how do we tell him we'd like for him to kiss us while he's sober as well." -TF 141
TF 141 x very affectionate while drunk male reader
All fluff!
Building off of my old drunk clingy reader thing..
You have too much affection for the task force in your heart for your own good. When you're sober you at least hold it off, suppress it, unsure on how your friends would think about it. At most it's an arm around the waist or shoulder. Trying to not be too affectionate in fear of making them uncomfortable. Unbeknownst to you, they absolutely live for it.
When you're drunk all that self restraint goes away, other than clinging to their side you also very much enjoy giving them little pecks all over their face.
You have Soap leaning on your front, his back connected to your chest as you turn his head around to kiss his face, smooshing his cheeks as you do so. Kissing all the way from his brow to his jaw, rubbing your cheek against his and then resting your head on his shoulder and nuzzle your head into his neck as you leave him a blushing mess.
And when you're sticking next to Gaz, your hands wrapping around him, trapping him in your embrace as you leave kisses on his cheekbones and kiss the tip of his ear. Your lips touching every surface that you can get your hands (well lips) on. Leaving kisses on his shoulders as well.
Ghost sitting facing you as you intertwine your hands with his, and slowly lift said hands to your lips, kissing each knuckle and moving up to his covered face, placing kisses where he can still feel it through the fabric of his balaclava, like his cheeks and his chin. Maybe even his ear. You can't see it but he's beat red from his face down to his neck.
Sitting on the couch together with Price, your thighs touching and you have an arm on his shoulders, you can't help but keep staring at the man and as he turns to look at you you place a small kiss in the middle of his eyebrows, moving to kiss the corner of his eyes and moving your other arm to grab his face and smoosh his cheek in to your lips and give him an audible kiss and moving your lips to kiss the corner of his mouth. Only the best for your captain.
The next day always follows you furiously apologizing to the team, hoping you didn't make them uncomfortable but they always brush it off, always assuring you that it was fine and they don't mind it. They don't mind it at all, in fact, they're patiently waiting for the day you'll kiss them without having the help of alcohol.
#cod x male reader#cod x reader#call of duty#tf 141 x reader#tf 141 x male reader#and yeah what if after you attacked them with kisses it leaves them hot and bothered#so what#either they deal with it themselves or you gotta help them#aye your choice mate#I JUST WANNA KISS THEM ALL SO BAD#I WANNNAA MUAH MUAH MUAH THE 141 PELADEE#guri writes#john soap mctavish x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#john price x reader#soap x male reader#ghost x male reader#gaz x male reader#price x male reader#poly 141 x male reader
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#sniperscoutpauling#it's too long to write how should we call this ship#i think#expiration mate. or fastest bullets miss. i have no idea. what do you think#team fortress 2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 miss pauling
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Actually? You know what would be darkly hilarious?
If, when the GIW can't get ghosts declared both malicious AND non-sapient/sentient? They push for "dumb animals" instead.
Which is accepted. Ghosts are animals. Checks out, says scientists everywhere.
HOW "dumb"?
What? Says the GIW, mid-victory high fives. They did not expect a follow up question. They SHOULD have, as this is the SCIENTIFIC community and that is literally their job, but here we are.
How. "Dumb"? The scientists repeate slower. What methodology did you use? What is your sample size? Are their different sub-species? Is this dimension like ours? Is Ghost the equivalent to Mammal? It says here their are humanoid ones.
What IQ are we talking about here and HOW DID YOU TEST??
A goldfish, parrot, and dolphin are all animals. WILDLY different levels of intelligence. You can't treat them the same. Technically speaking, WE are animals.
The GIW does not like where this conversation is going. Tries to shut it down.
.......well NOW the scientists are both offended AND invested. How DARE you try to push faulty science and hide the Truth from them! They're gonna do their OWN studies! *picks up the phone and dials that one embarrassing spiritualist friend they had in college* Hey! You still think you can summon ghosts? I'll pay you to try it for Science!
And like? As a Ghost? It's degrading as hell. But ALSO these fuckos just Whoopsie'd you into having both protections under the law, since animal abuse IS illegal, AND just put the ENTIRE planets scientific community on their asses.... by accident.
So you take a deeeeeeep breath you don't even need. Remember you're doing this for the little ghost babies and fluffy ghost animals. And show up at a research facility like "yes, hello, I am Ghost. Here for you to poke and prod at. Please ask me to name the object on the flash card or whatever IQ tests do these days."
Should you HAVE to prove your own fucking sentience? No. But? You do it. You're even polite about it. Ask for a copy of the study they plan to publish so you can BEAT some mother fuckers with it. The scientists nod in understanding and use the BIG font for your copy so it'll hurt more.
They've been there.
And just? Shitty people getting what they wanted only to have it blow up in their faces?? I see all these angst "but what if they were declared ANIMALS" prompts and I just?? Are we talking PARROT or goldfish!? One has the average intelligence of about a human 4yr old and the other is a FISH! People get RIGHTFULLY furious when you treat INTELLIGENT animals badly.
And would, in fact, adapt pretty easy to discovering one of said animal has become HUMAN lvl intelligent. It's easy to grasp the idea of human intelligence lvl dolphin or monkeys. Maybe there was some mutated strain, maybe in uetro tampering. Who knows. But if I tried to sell you a human intelligent housefly? Gold fish? Lizard?
You wouldn't believe me. There is some kind of trick at play.
So if GHOSTS are seen as animals? Everyone nods and then later? Someone comes in TV and very excitedly informs you "we found INTELLIGENT LIFE amongst the ghosts!" You'd believe it. Probably be really excited by your conversation starter for the day. Get a taco and move on with your life.
But? Having to willing sit for a barrage of testing? Is going to suuuuuuck so bad. Poor Danny. SATs all over again. For HOURS. At multiple facilities, just to be CERTAIN it's not a one off. All because he not certain he can insure good behavior from other ghosts and This Is IMPORTANT. He ALSO can't be certain it's even SAFE.
Might be a trap.
But if he has to do it again and again and again? Mexico to Bavaria to China to the Maldives? If this is what it takes for the scientific community to bitchslap the GIW into ORBIT before the UN? Hand him that pencil.
He has no where more important to be.
@hdgnj @nerdpoe @mutable-manifestation @ailithnight @the-witchhunter
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#you wanna call me an animal?#well check mate!#SO ARE YOU#now they're asking what KIND of animal i am!#and THIS ghost is sayin SAPIEN!#i am in your scientific community#disproving your theories!#your studies were bad and you should feel bad!#danny phantom
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#supercorp#supercorpedit#supergirl#supergirledit#wlw#wlwedit#kara danvers#karadanversedit#lena luthor#lenaluthoredit#kara x lena#melissa benoist#melissabenoistedit#katie mcgrath#katiemcgrathedit#dctvedit#dcladies#dailytvwomen#**#what in the mating ritual was this scene really
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#āgenocide joeā yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#ādont vote guys both parties are badā ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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Charles Rowland really figured out how to friendzone someone and tell them youāre in love with them at the same time.
#dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#edwin x charles#you Edwin Payne are my best mate that will never change. you are the most important person in the world to me#and I cant say that I'm like in love with you back but there is no one else no one else that I would go to hell for#and we have literally forever to figure out what the rest means we just have to get out of here#like come on Charles what was that
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Soulmark AU + Sleeping Beauty ; requested by @candeartist422!
For the last few years, Dukeās been waiting for his soulmate to die.
It sounds cruel to say it that way. But the waiting is more painful, he thinks, than just mourning a lost love. Itās not like most people ever meet their soulmates anyways; his parents werenāt meant to be, but they still loved each other and had a life together. He wishes he could turn his focus away from his soulmate, but Duke is a romantic at heart and has always wanted to find the other half of his soul.
But since he was fourteen, his soulmark has dulled, fading in and out of color. What was once a vibrant blue crystal star, with eight points and a swirl of watercolor hues around it, dimmed more and more until Duke was sure he was watching his soulmate die slowly.Ā
His soulmate didnāt die then. Whoever they are got better, his soulmark gaining color, but it never went back to the way it was. For years after, Duke would check at the beginning and end of each day, keeping track of when it faded and when it regained its color.Ā
He thought his soulmate was sick. In and out of hospitals, fighting to stay alive.
And then it went nearly colorless.Ā
Duke doesnāt remember much about that day. He knows he woke up, brushed his teeth, the lifted up his shirt to check his soulmark in the mirror. The blue was almost completely gone, the star on his left hipbone nearly gray with how colorless it was. He started at it for a moment, shocked, and reality slid away from him as he retreated into the safety of his mind, fully dissociating.Ā
Bruce had found him when Duke didnāt show up for breakfast. He held him and offered quiet words of comfort that Duke couldnāt understand, but just having someone with him lessened the hurt of losing his soulmate.Ā
Seeing the color come back the next day, faint as it was, hurt even more.
A year later, Duke still canāt break the habit of checking his soulmark twice a day. It hasnāt changed at all, still faint and dim, but carrying just enough color to show that his soulmate was still alive. At the very least, they were still breathing, but his chance of ever meeting them is basically zero. Still, he canāt help but hope, wishing that he could meet them even once before they die and leave him forever.Ā
āSame as ever,ā he murmurs to himself as he brushes his thumb against his soulmark. Heās terrified that heās forgotten how beautiful the blue of it was when his soulmate was healthy.Ā
Duke doesnāt let himself think on it too much anymore. Though his thoughts often turn to his soulmate during quiet moments like these, the busy nature of Gotham is usually more than enough to pull his attention back to the here and now. Thereās no use in obsessing over his soulmate anyways; theyāre just going to die, sooner or later, and Duke knows heāll never get to meet them. Theyāll just be another empty space in his life, right next to his parents.Ā
āCome on, Thomas, focus,ā he tells himself firmly, then gets dressed and heads down to the kitchen for breakfast.
The manor is quiet. It usually is in the mornings, with everyone from the night shift dead asleep and trying to get as much rest as they can before they have to start their day. Not that many of them stay in the manor these days; Duke and Damian are the only permanent residents at the moment, but Steph usually stays half with her mom and half in the manor during the summers when sheās home from college, and the others drop in whenever they feel like it.Ā
Bruce lives more in the Batcave than the manor, so he doesnāt really count. Itās also why Duke is surprised to see Bruce awake and dressed like a normal person, drinking coffee in the kitchen as if this is a normal occurrence.Ā
āMorning,ā Duke offers.
āGood morning, Duke,ā Bruce replies. āSleep well?ā
āWell enough. Alfred out or something?ā
āHe may have kicked me out of the Batcave to clean it up a bit,ā Bruce answers tiredly. āWant me to make breakfast?ā
Duke has heard the horror stories of Bruceās attempts to make edible food in a kitchen. In the interest of not dealing with food poisoning, Duke shakes his head quickly and says, āNah, itās fine. I was kinda wanting to eat out for breakfast. Get out there as me, and not a mask, you know?ā
āMind if I join you? Alfred may forgive me for not sleeping if I willingly go outside.ā
Duke laughs. āSure man, as long as you pay.ā
āIāll drive, too.ā
āWhat, donāt trust me behind a wheel?ā
Bruce gives him a tired look, eyes dead and dull. āI have taught all my children how to drive. The day I willingly let them take the wheel when I am not actively dying is the day Iāve been replaced by a robot clone of myself who doesnāt know better yet.ā
āThat isā¦ very specific. Is that a thing you usually worry about?ā
āIām Batman. I have to worry about everything.ā
Yeah, that tracks. Duke wouldnāt be surprised if he has at least five contingency plans for that scenario, should it ever happen. āWell,ā he says, āRight now, all you need to worry about is having your wallet and driving us down to The Foodie Nook. Iāve been craving their breakfast plates for ages.ā
Bruce doesnāt object to his choice of restaurant and follows Duke down to the garage, grabbing a random set of keys and pointing it out to the many cars he owns. One near the front blinks its lights as it unlocks and Duke cheerfully tosses himself into the passenger seat as Bruce opens the garage door.Ā
The drive into Gotham is smooth. They donāt hit traffic until they reach the bridge that leads into the city proper, taking them away from the quiet of Bristol. The morning is busy, but not enough that Duke worries about being out as the Signal to help keep the peace. Itās a normal type of busy, one borne from people going about their lives, feeling safe enough to go out.Ā
The Foodie Nook is entirely local and very popular, so the parking lot is nearly full. But they expanded their space last year, which means he and Bruce donāt have to sit outside while they wait to grab a table. Bruce keeps conversation light and casual, well aware of the many listening ears around them, and itās nice, feeling normal for once.Ā
Well, as normal as life can be with Bruce Wayneā¢. The server who comes to lead them to a table realizes who sheās talking to after she gets a proper look at them while holding open the door and promptly stutters over her words.Ā
āNo need for any special treatment,ā Bruce laughs lightly, āWeāre just here for breakfast. Nothing special.ā
āOf course,ā she replies, cheeks red. āUm, right this way! Weāve got a table by the windows for you. Just two, yeah?ā
āYup! Just two. Thought this was a good day to spend some time with Duke. Heās a great kid, you know, Iām glad I was given the opportunity to foster him.ā
The sunny, cheerful Bruce Wayne persona is so different from the usual Bruce he works with that it feels like heās standing next to a stranger. But his words are sincere and warm his heart, filling up the gaps that his soulmate has left.Ā
āHere you are!ā their server announces, showing them to their table. āIāll be right back with some menus.ā Sheās gone in a rush, and other customers glance over before quickly averting their gaze.Ā
Itās one of the unspoken rules of Gotham: give the Waynes their privacy while theyāre out in public. Questions and conversation are for public events only, but if they see a Wayne out and about during a normal day, everyone leaves them be unless spoken to first. Duke used to follow those rules as well when he was just another Gothamite. Itās strange being on the other side of that now that heās in with the Waynes.
Duke barely has to look through the menu when itās handed to him. The breakfast plates are his favorites and he gets one every single time he comes to The Foodie Nook; stacked full with breakfast foods from around the world. As a kid, he loved the Mexico Plate, but these days heās craving either the Brazilian Plate or the Vietnamese Plate.Ā Ā
He canāt decide on which one and thinks about tossing a coin to decide, but seeing how thatās Two Faceās whole thing, he decides to hold off and settle the matter with eenie-meenie-minnie-mo.Ā
He gets the Vietnamese Plate.
Bruce, on the other hand, reads through the entire menu like itās a novel, then leans over and says rather loudly, āDuke, whatās a tort-illa.āĀ
The pain he feels hearing that is only worsened by the amusement in Bruceās eyes. Heās doing it on purpose, playing up the Brucie act for the public so he can psychologically torment Duke. A few nearby customers choke back laughter, turning away to hide their smiles.Ā
Duke shakes his head and says, āDonāt worry about it. Itās just food. Donāt ask any more questions, I just want a peaceful breakfast.ā
āWell then,ā Bruce replies, āI suppose I know what to order now.ā
As if she was summoned, their server reappears before them, cheeks still looking a little flushed. āHi! Ready to order?ā
She writes down their orders quickly, valiantly keeping a straight face at Bruceās mispronunciation of tortilla, then heads off to deliver their orders to the kitchen.Ā
Rather than draw out a conversation with Brucie Wayne, Duke settles for playing a few idle games on his phone; his current favorite is one quiet cat cafe game where he directs cats into fulfilling cafe orders.Ā
Bruce, despite being out in his civilian identity, is working. Heās on his Batman phone, which looks the same as his other cell phones except this one has a bat symbol sticker just barely hiding a Superman sticker on the phone case. His brow is slightly furrowed as he reads whatever file heās accessing from the Batcomputer. Itās a little worrying but it could be anything. Bruce makes the same expression when he reads one of Timās snarky comments getting quoted in the news.
But thatās not Dukeās problem! Heās here to enjoy his breakfast and it will take the end of the world itself to remove him from his seat before heās done eating.
The game takes most of his attention until their food comes out, and by then Bruce has tucked away the smallest of his Batman mannerisms. They enjoy a normal, peaceful breakfast. Bruce ends it by asking their server if she has any debt thatās weighing her down, then giving her a tip thatās at least five thousand dollars above that.Ā
She does cry and Bruce hugs her. Itās very sweet.Ā
As soon as they get back into the car, his easy going smile drops and Duke knows some superhero nonsense is about to take over his day.Ā
āDuke,ā Bruce starts, seriously, āI received a message from Zatanna.ā
āDonāt drag this out,ā Duke says, āJust give it to me straight. What terrible thing is about to happen to us?ā
āItās nothing too big. They just recently defeated a magical being who had been tearing apart secret government facilities in Illinois. He had both magic and a high tech weapon, which they confiscated and are delivering to me. The government agency he was fighting was suspiciously interested in the weapon, and based on their behaviors and newly revealed work, Zatanna made the decision to turn the weapon over to us so it doesnāt fall into the wrong hands.ā
Bruce smoothly merges into traffic as he speaks, getting them onto the road back to the manor. Thereās a look in his eyes that means heās keeping a lot unsaid, and Duke knows without a doubt that whatever this government agency was doing is bad if Zatanna needs Batman to act as extra security.Ā
Heās not sure about her decision to trust the weapon to be safe in Gotham, either. Sure, Batman will keep it as safe as he can, but with their luck, itāll end up in the hands of a Rogue and lead to a lot of death and destruction.Ā
As soon as they cross the bridge and return to Bristol, Bruce steps on the gas and the car tears down the road. Without any other cars to worry about (or traffic laws), it takes barely two minutes to reach the manor, when the gates open for them and let them into the garage.Ā
Alfred waits for them by the door, looking them over with a critical eye. āI see you have managed to go outside, Master Bruce. Whatās the special occasion?ā
āJust breakfast,ā Bruce answers. āIām heading back down to the Batcave. Zatanna will be here soon to deliver a weapon.ā Heās gone before Alfred can say anything more, hurrying down the hall and turning the corner, disappearing from sight as he heads towards his office.Ā
āI see we have yet to break that bad habit of his. Did you enjoy your morning out, Master Duke?ā
āSure did, Alfred. Iām, uh, also going down to the Batcave. Heās definitely not telling me a lot about whatās going on, so Iām just going to read about it over his shoulder. Iāll be back up for lunch, though!ā
āAnd perhaps youāll be able to drag Master Bruce away from that cave of his,ā Alfred comments wryly as he walks with Duke towards the office. He gives Duke a nod, then splits away from him, returning to the kitchen where Duke can hear Damian speaking to someone, probably Tim by the annoyed tone of his voice, and mentally wishes Alfred luck in handling them.
Duke sets the correct time on the clock in Bruceās office and heads down to the Batcave, taking the steps two at a time.Ā
Bruce is already at the Batcomputer, shoulders tensed, when he arrives.Ā
āMore bad news?ā he asks as he makes his way over.
Bruce doesnāt bother looking away from the screen as he says, āMore details about the fight. It seems the magical being called himself a ghost and was going on a rampage due to a betrayal. He says they nearly killed his son.ā
āOh, yikes.ā
āAnd two of the scientists working with the government agency said that he stole their son and is keeping them from saving him.ā
āYikes,ā Duke says with more feeling.
He doesnāt get to hear anymore details about JLDās fight with this ghost when he catches a flicker in the corner of his eye. Duke turns and stares at the empty space in the Batcave near the medbay and watches as colorful magic gathers and swirls in dizzing circles. The portal opens a moment later and Zatanna steps out, looking exhausted and lightly singed.Ā
āBatman,ā she greets, holding a white gun that looks like it belongs in an early sci-fi movie from the 60s. āThe GIW is trying to arrest us. Constantine keeps burning their badges and documents so it shouldnāt be a problem, but they are determined to get this back. I wouldnāt be surprised if they came after you next. Theyāve got some way of tracking things, but I didnāt have time to get any details before I had to leave.ā
Bruce takes the gun from her hands carefully, looking it over with a sharp gaze. āWhy would a ghost want to use a gun?ā
āI donāt know. He had a variety of powers, too.ā
āWhat does this do?ā
āShoots ice. He never let it go and nearly burned me alive for taking it before we subdued him.ā
āWeāll keep it locked up,ā Bruce promises.Ā
Zatanna sighs. It looks as though a physical weight fell off her shoulders. āThanks. Iām going to head back to stop Constantine from getting into a fistfight with the GIW agents.ā
She opens another portal with a waved hand and a muttered spell. Bruce is already walking away to set the gun down on a work station, so Duke is the one to wave Zatanna goodbye.Ā
By the time he reaches Bruceās side, the gun is already dismantled, all pieces neatly set aside. Sticky notes denote which pieces go together and in what order. It looks the same as most guns, save for the aesthetic, but the heart of it is a glowing blue orb, large enough to cover the entirety of Bruceās palm, and it brings a chill to the air.
Duke stares at it and feels his soulmark burn ice cold.
āDuke?ā
Itās in his hands. He doesnāt remember reaching out to take it, but itās in his hands. He canāt take his eyes off of it, cradling it gently and bringing it closer to his chest.Ā
Itās the same blue his soulmark once was. Before his soulmate began to fade, before every day became a waiting game to see how long his soulmate will last before they die.Ā
This has something to do with his soulmate. Heās sure of it.Ā
He wonāt let anyone take it from him.Ā
āDuke. Give that to me.ā
He doesnāt feel like heās in his body. Heās detached, floating somewhere outside his body, puppeteering his limbs, making them move without feeling the motion. Shadows condense around his feet and Bruce takes a step back, wary.Ā
āDuke,ā he says again, but Duke canāt find any words, canāt draw on his voice, canāt even look away from the bright, bright blue of the orb. It pulses lightly in his hand like a heartbeat.Ā
Bruce reaches a hand out.Ā
Heās pulled back by shadows before he can get close, and Duke holds the orb against his chest, right against his heart, and feels the cold seep into him.Ā
āDuke. I need you to look at me.ā This time, Bruceās voice has Batmanās growl in it, a heavy command that he canāt help but instinctively follow. He looks up and meets Bruceās eyes, but he canāt focus. All his awareness is in his hands and the heartbeat of the glowing orb.
āI have to protect this,ā Duke manages to whisper. āIā¦ I think itās alive.ā
āOkay. Letās get you to the medbay so you can sit down. Weāll figure this out, Duke.ā
Bruce slowly, carefully, sets his hand on Dukeās shoulder. He keeps his attention away from the orb, so Duke allows it and lets Bruce guide him to the medbay and onto one of the medical cots. Bruce leaves him after a minute of quiet fussing, muttering about calling Zatanna.
Whatever. None of that matters when the heartbeat of the orb grows stronger, steadier, and Duke feels it match the beat of his own heart.
Time slips away from him. Distantly, he hears people move around the cave, speaking in low tones. A hand presses against his shoulder, warm, then moves away.Ā
The orb in his hand moves.Ā
Duke blinks slowly, then claws his way back to awareness, pushing past the haze thatās fallen over his mind. The orb turns over in his hand, then cracks right down the middle. The glow grows stronger, washing the medbay in blue light and a symbol appears on the orb.
Itās his soulmark.Ā
Later, he wonāt be able to say why he did it. There were no thoughts, no reasonings, no explanations. Duke simply moved on instinct and lifted the orb up to his face and pressed a soft kiss against it.Ā
One moment, the orb was still.
The next, it had burst in a flash of light that blinded everyone in the Batcave, and then a thin, injured teenager had fallen into Dukeās lap.Ā
Hands immediately grab him, pulling him away from Duke. The teenager puts up no fight, eyes barely open, but he reaches for Duke weakly. On his wrist is the bright blue snowflake, the color strong and vivid.Ā
āThatās me soulmate,ā Duke whispers as he watches Bruce and Tim set the boy down on another medical cot.Ā
āWhat?ā Tim says, turning to face Duke, concern clear on his face.Ā
āThatās my soulmate,ā he repeats, louder. Then, panicked, he pulls up his shirt enough to see his own soulmark; the color is still dull, weak, barely there, but itās more blue that it has been in a while. He doesnāt need to say anything. Tim sees the dullness of his soulmark, looks at the boy, and puts the pieces together on his own.
āIāll call Doc Thompkins,ā he says, already moving to fix everything. Bruce remains where he is, making sure the boy is tucked in and breathing steadily before he returns to Duke.Ā
āAre you alright?ā
Duke swallows roughly, unable to tear his eyes away from the boy. Heās pale and thin, as if heād been starved, and thereās frost beginning to spread on the bedsheet from his fingers. āHeās my soulmate,ā Duke manages to say. āHeās been dying for two years.ā
Bruceās eyes a hard, a determined light in them. āWeāll save him,ā he promises.Ā
If anyone can, itās Batman.Ā
If anyone can, itās them, Batman and the Signal, and their entire network of family and friends.Ā
Dukeās been waiting for his soulmate to die all this time. Now, heās going to save him.
#ghostlights#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompt fill#my writing#i dont really know much abt jld so they are not really in here#just duke trying to live his life and have a nice day with bruce#when his soul mate gets thrown at him in the form of an ORB#(ghost core but they dont know that yet)#dannys gonna have to answer so many questions once hes awake bc not many know abt realms beings#its gonna be rough for him bc he's been asleep for 2 years in his core bc he was never safe enough to recover#until duke gave him a boost (plus the power of soulmates really helped him) and he woke up#in a cave with his soulmate and a whole crew of superheroes#what a thing to open ur eyes to. rip danny lol#thanks for the prompt!
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