#masterpieceofturkeycleverness

[gabrielbigbang]

(special shout out to @warlockwriter for the amazing cover art!)

Authors: datajana and easypeasybreezy

Artist: samshine-and-lollipops

Beta: @masterpieceofturkeycleverness

Rating: Explicit

Wordcount: 75k

Major Tags: NO MCD, Canon divergent post s13 supernatural, post canon Driven, crossover/portals, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst, Fluff, past trauma and torture, PTSD, Nightmares, Pining, Hotels, Hot Tub, Skinny Dipping, There was only one bed!, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, grace/soul bond, Roger likes the finer things in life, Roger is a foodie, semi-sentient grace, Sugar Daddy! Roger, crack humor, dark themes, Possession, Clothes Sharing, Language, New York City, Road Trip, spells, Food Porn, Spooning, The Empty (Supernatural), Demons, Alternate Universe, painful pasts, Blizzards & Snowstorms, Masturbation in Shower, Angel Grace Play (Supernatural), Angel Grace as Lube (Supernatural), Anal Fingering, Kissing, Car Sex, Hickeys, Road Head, Come Swallowing, Blow Jobs, Deep Throating, Lube, Barebackig, Anal Sex, Bottom Gabriel, Top Roger, Switching, Comfort Sex, Hand Jobs, Food Play, Nipple Play, Rimming, Wink Kink

Summary: 

After being killed by Michael, Gabriel is pulled from the Empty into another universe. He meets Roger, who has just finished closing the portal with Emerson. After some convincing, Roger agrees to help Gabriel get back to his own universe.

But Roger has his own problem - the curse hasn’t been lifted. Gabriel offers to help him out, and circumstances lead them on a road trip to Roger’s home.

On the way, Roger and Gabriel grow closer as they learn more about each other - their pasts, their traumas, who they really are - and Gabriel finds it harder to leave, and Roger finds it harder to let him go.

Excerpt: 

Roger was in the process of digging through his suitcase when there was a knock at his hotel room door. He really just wanted to be alone right now. He was sore, tired, and needed a shower. There was still blood up his nose, his head hurt from being knocked out, and he was feeling…“off.”

“One second,” he finally said. He closed his suitcase and walked into the small living room of his suite. Ugh, hopefully whoever it was had the wrong room and it would be a quick conversation. He unlatched the keychain lock and opened the door. “Can I help—”

His mouth fell open. What. The. Fuck?

“Hi!”

Had he been hit on the head harder than he thought?

The doppelgänger—that’s the only word he could think of to describe what he was seeing—tilted its head curiously then smiled. “OK, I know this looks weird, but I’m in a hurry, and I feel like shit, so I’m just gonna lay it all out here: I’m the Archangel Gabriel. In order to walk around Earth with you humans, I have to ask one of you guys if I can possess you. Well, guess what? You—”

At the word “possess” Roger whirled around, dashing for his leather bag that he had set on the table next to the door and flipping it open. He kept one eye on this “Gabriel” while he located something silver to use. It had his hair! His eyes! If Roger shaved, no one would be able to tell them apart! Was it a new kind of demon? His fingers grasped something cold—Emerson’s spoon! He’d neglected to return it!—and whipped it out, turning back towards the door.

“Stay back!” he shouted, brandishing the utensil. “I don’t know how you’re still here, but I’ll use this!”

His mirror-image stared back at him. “Are you on drugs?” It took a step inside the room, ignoring Roger’s hand. It raised a hand to its chin, as if in thought. “Hmm, this might not be—”

Roger lunged forward and pressed the spoon to the back of its hand. The being looked down before grabbing it. “What are you doing?”

“Wh-What are you?” Roger gasped, releasing the spoon.

“I told you, I’m…” The doppelgänger swayed on its feet. “My name is…” It began to fall towards Roger, who caught it in his arms. “Gabriel…”

Fic Link

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[mrsimoshen]

Fic Review of 2020

I was tagged by the lovely @hyper-fixate, thank you dear!

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favorite works (fics, art, edits, etc.) you’ve created this year and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world in 2020. If you don’t have five published works, that’s fine! Include ideas/drafts/whatever you like that you’ve worked on/thought about, and talk a little about them instead! Remember, this is all about self-love and positive enthusiasm, so fuck the rules if you need to. Have fun, and tag as many fellow creators as you like so they can share the love! <3

Oooh Boy. This is going to be interesting for sure.

1. Feels Like Beautiful Madness - One of the last SPN fics I wrote which I actually enjoyed writing and really liked the end result. It feels a little bittersweet now, to be honest, because I don’t think I’ll be back in the SPN fandom. 

2. Sniper’s Patience - first fic I posted in the Old Guard fandom, and whoa, what a response! This one practically wrote itself after I read the prompt, and I was so nervous posting it because new fandom and all, and there were already such amazing authors churning out such awesome works. And then I got art gifted for that fic and got invited to the All and More discord and met so many great people, so. Yeah. Love this baby.

3. Never Yours (Always His) - more Old Guard, and this one made me work for it. Another kinkmeme prompt fill, one that grabbed my attention and didn’t let me go. It asked a lot of questions I had to answer, but I really really love how it turned out. Competent Nicky, kicking ass and taking names? Hell yeah!

4. The Trick About Handcuffs - Old Guard again (I detect a theme), co-written in half an hour with the lovely @hyper-fixate on discord, then polished and presented to the public, this one spawned two different series - go check out both! - and it was such fun to write. I’m also still happily taking the blame for getting hyper to write smut ^^

5. And See How Bright We Shine - The Weird Aladdin AU Fusion Monster That Needs A Title as it was affectionately known during the writing process. Last but certainly not least, my baby, the fic I started writing in September and that ate three months. It was a challenge, one of the first fics I actually put through multiple edits. I think it came out better for it, and I love love love it. It’s my baby of the year, I poured so much into it and I’m so happy it’s getting such great comments.

So, yes. 2020. What a year, not only out there, but in fandom as well. I look back on how much I’ve changed as a writer, how much has changed for me, and I feel a little melancholy. But I met so many awesome people who encourage me and squeal with me, so it’s not all bad, discovering a new fandom and leaving an old love behind. 

I’m not tagging everyone I could think of, but @brieflymaximumprincess, @masterpieceofturkeycleverness, @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell, @fereldenturnip, @scimitar-and-longsword, @heybrewtiful... if you wana play, have fun! Same goes for everyone who reads this and is up for a trip through AO3 stats ;)

[dickmasinjuly]

Welcome to Dickmas in July!

Dickmas in July is a secret santa-style event surrounding the varied roles of Richard Speight, Jr.--including Gabriel and Loki.  If you join, you will receive art or a fic starring a character played by Rich based on your preferred Rich ships, tropes, and/or kinks.  You will create art or a fic for someone else, based on their preferences.  

1. Don’t be a dick.  Only Rich is allowed to be a Dick.   2. Must be 18 or older to receive/give explicit art/fics.   3. Minimum 500 word length for a fic.  No constraints on art. 4. Fill out the Google Form by May 20th with your preferences (https://forms.gle/wBi2DRUZ6wYd7HKX8).   5. You will be contacted by the end of May with information about your Dickmas recipient’s preferences.   6. Do not spoil the surprise for your recipient!   7. You will post your creation on July 31st and tag your recipient, either on Tumblr or AO3.  You will make a Tumblr post about it and @dickmasinjuly so that we can reblog your creation!   8. If you have to drop out, we understand.  Just please, please, let us know ASAP by e-mailing masterpieceofturkeycleverness at gmail...you know the rest.   9. Any questions?  Just ask us!

[easypeasybreezy]

Merry Dickmas Eve!

YayI Here you go, @lp-collins I was your uhhh secret dick gifter? 😅 Anyways. Here’s part 1 of your gift :)

Fills the Hurt/Comfort square for @speightbingo !

Thank you @masterpieceofturkeycleverness for beta reading ❤️

@dickmasinjuly

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Title- When I Get to You

Pairing- Griff/Lex

Rating- Explicit

Word Count- 1619

Tags/Warnings- hurt/comfort, fluff, smut, I ignore the timelines of both The Agency and The Evil Gene 😅

Summary- Lex takes care of Griff after a mission gone wrong.

Read here on Ao3!

[mir567]

The Write Stuff Meme

Tagged by @idabbleincrazy ♥

bold/colour the writing habits that you relate to

I write: daily | most days | a few times a week | a few times a month | random

I write most often: when I first get up | later in the morning | afternoon | evening | the wee hours of the night | whenever

In one sitting, I tend to write: a few sentences at a time | a few hundred words | a few thousand words | a complete chapter/section no matter how long | An outline | whatever comes

I tend to write scenes: in chronological order with no skipping | mostly in order but with some filler/skipping | whatever scene I feel like | who knows what’s gonna come out????

The things that comes easiest to me are: dialogue | description of senses | description of action | description of characters | exposition | other [please specify:]

I tend to write: on a phone | on a laptop | in a notebook | on whatever paper I can find | with speech to text | in the blood of my enemies | it doesn’t really matter to me | on paper first and then typed up (occasionally) | old school typewriter | on a computer

When I take a break from writing, it usually lasts: a few days | a few weeks | a few months | it’s kind of random

My favourite thing to do when I’m on a writing break is: recharge with other creative hobbies | read/consume other media | do something physical | catch up with old friends | work on my WIP in other ways like with playlists or art | other [please specify]:

In general, I think my writing habits are: pretty much what I need them to be | okay, but I’m working on making them better | non-existent | not great :/ | i’m excited to develop them further | totally random | perfect for me :D

Not that I'm like a serious writer or anything, but yeah lol

I'l tag @datajana @masterpieceofturkeycleverness @lp-collins :)

[sastielbb]

Reverse Bang Masterlist

Here is a handy list of all completed works for our latest round of the bang.

Everything Right - art by @danielledastis fic by TheLitteRedWhoCouldWrite

Summary: Sam and Cas are on a hunt and oh no, there's only one bed. [Rating; Explicit]

The Angel With Nine Lives - art by @dmsilvisart fic by @klove0511

Summary: In the wake of Dean and Gadreel’s departures, Sam and Cas return to the bunker to search for a way to track Metatron. When Castiel vanishes and a cat invites itself into the bunker to stay, however, Sam must figure out what has happened to his angel. [Rating: General Audiences]

Wanna Play - art by blubunart, fic by @cbfirestarter

Summary: Soon-to-be college sophomore Sam Winchester needs to find a new place to stay before the term begins. After following up on an ad requesting a roommate, he meets the reclusive gamer, Castiel, and finds that he is more than happy to take him in. [Rating; Explicit]

A Riddle - art by @marichromatic fic by @masterpieceofturkeycleverness

Summary: Prince Castiel accidentally wanders through a fairy ring…only to find out that the Fae are hunting humans for their blood. [Rating; Mature]

What I See - art by @love-nakamura fic by @verucasalt1233

Summary: It turns out the holy fire glasses don't only work for seeing hellhounds. [Rating; General Audiences]

Change Into A Person I Don't Wanna Be - art by @alwayskeepwriting fic by @ladylilithprime

Summary: Castiel swallowed the souls of Purgatory and killed Raphael before declaring himself God. When he went looking for Sam, whom he had promised to heal once he had defeated Raphael, he found him and Dean both missing and Bobby in a drunken stupor. And then one of Castiel’s lieutenants brought him the news: Sam Winchester had claimed the Throne of Hell. [Rating; Mature]

Wrecked land, and hope - art by @oddsocksandstuff, fic by @svstiels

Summary: On his good days, Sam wears a necklace of grace around his throat. [Rating; Teen and Up]

Change in the Cushions - art by @kaianieves fic by @threshie

Summary: Sam and Cas think back on all the memories attached to the beaten up couch in their old shared apartment. The couch they’re leaving behind. It’s been with them the entire time they dated, and now everything is about to change. [Rating: Teen and Up]

The Moments In Between - art by @sealionsam, fic by @formidablepassion

Summary: When Sam discovers that people are disappearing from a private couples resort, Team Free Will go undercover to investigate. Dean’s skills are needed elsewhere to give them access, so it’s up to Sam and Cas to pretend to be a happy couple both at the resort and on the 3-day cruise. On the ship, without a way to communicate with Dean, they have to figure out what is abducting people before another passenger goes missing. Dealing with limited resources and time constraints, Sam is determined to save the next victim – he just hopes that he isn’t too distracted by his “fake” relationship to do the job. [Rating: Mature]

Iced Tea and Lemonade - art by @joddit-y​ fic by @archofimagine

Summary: Dean and Sam stumble back from a hunt and Castiel immediately notices that Sam's soul is seeping from his body. Whatever the latest bad guy did to Sam... it isn't a simple fix. In fact, the only fix that Castiel can possibly come up with, is an ancient fusing of an angel with a human's soul.Unfortunately, it'll only work if there is a depth of feeling between both parties involved... [Rating: Teen and Up]

A huge thank you to all of our participants for creating these wonderful works!

[warlockwriter]

Post 2 truths and a lie and see who guesses correctly. I was just tagged by @idabbleincrazy

1. I used to own ferrets

2. I have gone sky diving

3. I lived in Singapore for a year

Tagging @masterpieceofturkeycleverness @archangelgabriellives @falcatrecon @jossujb @ihaveallthesefeelsokay @datajana @mir567

[sirlsplayland]

@captain-winchester-27 @lucifer-is-pretty @lucifers-perfect-angel @luciferslildevil @lucifersangelqueen @lucifertime @ajcza @blakechaos08 @this-darkness-light @masterpieceofturkeycleverness @luciferstempest 

[lp-collins]

I got a sticker! @masterpieceofturkeycleverness

[mrsimoshen]

Title: As Your Wings, White Against The Dark on AO3

Pairing: Sam/Michael

Rating: Explicit

Written for @samwinchesterbingo for the square Priest!Sam, @heavenandhellbingo for the square Wing Kink and @spnrareshipbingo for the square Kink

Tags: AU, Priest Sam, Archangel Michael, wing kink, probably blasphemy, sex in a church, oral sex

tags below the cut:

@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @silvaxus @masterpieceofturkeycleverness @blakechaos08 @brieflymaximumprincess @captain-winchester-27 @buggre-alle-thisss-ineffability

[dickmasinjuly]

Check-in

I thought I would be feeling better by today.  I’m not.  But enough about me.  Today is check-in!  DM me on Discord or e-mail me (masterpieceofturkeycleverness at gmail) to let me know you’re still planning to give someone a Dickmas gift on the last day of the month!  If I don’t hear from you, I’ll e-mail you personally.  Check in today; don’t make T. Rickster sad!

[easypeasybreezy]

Hey y’all, I’ve been writing a thing, and here’s the first chapter! I wrote this for the Rich ABO fic challenge me and a few others put together lol. The rules were to take any Richard Speight Jr. character, and write an ABO fic with them. I, naturally, chose Richard Slate 😅 You can find the rest of the fics here! 

Thanks to @masterpieceofturkeycleverness​ for being an awesome beta reader! And thank you to @warlockwriter​ for making this lovely mood board to go along with it :)

Indianapolis, IN

Rating- E (for later chapters)

Ship- Alpha!Rob Bennett/ Omega!Richard Slate

Summary-  When Rob finds out that his divorce is finalized, he calls on his best friend Rich for support. However, something changes in their relationship that night, and they're left trying to figure out what to do. With Rob's insecurities, Rich being, well, Rich, and a convention to add to the mix, that might be harder than it seems.

Read the first chapter here~

[spnabobingo]

SPN ABO Bingo - Masterlist Submissions

Hey Creators!

Just a reminder that this round of the SPN ABO Bingo is ending on FEBRUARY 29!  You have a just over a couple of weeks to finish up your creations for this round.  

Please submit your masterlist HERE by March 5!

Note 1: No creations posted after February 29 will be reblogged.  Your MLs are due on March 5.

Note 2: We won’t be reblogging those MLs until March 10, so you are welcome to submit now and continue to add to the post until then without needing to re-submit.

Let us know if you have any questions, and we hope you’ve enjoyed this round of the SPN ABO Bingo!

~mods

@anathewierdo​ @Andromache_42 @bamby0304​ @blueeyesandpie​ @blushingjared​ @carrieosity​ @cr-noble-writes​ @crashdevlin​ @dean-winchesters-bacon​ @deans-wife-has-needs-writings​ @demoninflannel @evansrogerskitten​ @fandomoniumflurry​ @felix-the-white-wolf​ @fox-vii​ @gabessquishytum​ @hardladyheart​ @holdingtheinfinite​ @idreamofplaid​ @imbiowaresbitch​ @jayankles​ @julesthequirky​ @just-another-busy-fangirl-writes​ @kayteonline​ @Keplarrrr @killerofhope​ @kittenofdoomage​ @klove0511​ @ladysimoriah​ @legion1993​ @luci-in-trenchcoats​ @malmuses​ @masterpieceofturkeycleverness​ @mrsimoshen​ @myinconnelly1​ @Mystrie @naamahandheylel​ @nixie-deangel​ @notfunnydean​ @polaroidcs @rainflowermoon @rankwriter @risingphoenix761​ @salaveenas-library @sambukasam​ @sarasaurussex​ @silvaxus​ @snarkysnartes​ @superbatural @supernatural-fangirl1967​ @sweetness47​ @thatwriterlady​ @theslothqueenofsloth @TheyDraggedMeIn @this-darkness-light​ @waywardrose13​ @welldonebeca​ @winchesterprincessbride​

[sastielbb]

A Riddle (Art by Marichromatic; Fic by MasterpieceofTurkeyCleverness)

Title: A Riddle

Pairings*: Sastiel

Rating: M

Warnings: Nudity, AU-Fantasy/Fae

Summary: Prince Castiel accidentally wanders through a fairy ring...only to find out that the Fae are hunting humans for their blood.

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21340783 

Links to art: https://www.deviantart.com/marichromatic/art/Faun-Sam-Close-Up-819460209  

https://www.deviantart.com/marichromatic/art/Faun-Sam-819459491

[lp-collins]

Post 2 truths and a lie and see who guesses correctly. Tagged by @datajana

1. I taught myself to play the guitar.

2. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 18 either.

3. I know six languages.

tagging: @mir567 @masterpieceofturkeycleverness @samshine-and-lollipops @falcatrecon 

[idabbleincrazy]

Please write a drunk sam drabble! Just like a fun, light, drunk in the bunker, maybe some kisses 😘😘 x reader or sabriel up to you. Perhaps some sabriel x reader?? Christa.... hhmmmm.... yes

Celebration

Rating: M

Pairing: Sam x Christa (OFC) x Gabriel

Characters: Sam, Christa (OFC), Gabriel, Dean, Castiel

Word Count: 1030

Warnings: Fluff, drunken silliness, pre-smut, Soulmate AU, established poly relationship, implied Destiel, some making out and a little heavy petting

Summary: what it says on the tin, Sam and Christa get a little frisky when celebrating a good hunt and who is Gabriel to say nay?

A/N: hope this suits your request. Been a while since I brought Christa out to play, so thanx for giving me a reason to. Squares filled: “You know you wanna” ( @gabriel-spn-bingo )

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“Look, I know we're all celebrating a good hunt, but good lord, you two are smashed.” Dean looked between Christa and Sam, a bemused smirk on his face. “Maybe we should call it?”

Christa let out a soft snort of laughter, her eyes rolling so far back in her head, it would have put Sam to shame. She shook her head and looked over at Sam as he took the last swig of his whiskey.

“Oh, big brother, don't be such a spoil-sport.” Christa flashed a mock-frown at Dean, her lips pulled into a fake pout. “You don't have to worry about us. We do have our designated flier, after all. As you well know, there are certain perks to having an Angel as your soulmate.”

Dean blushed slightly and flashed a quick look at Castiel, the Seraph tossing the hunter an understanding wink. Christa finished her drink and nudged Gabriel in the side, urging him out of the booth. The Archangel stood up and offered his hand, helping her out of her seat, Sam sliding across the pleather after them, his long limbs unfolding gracefully despite his inebriation. Christa reached into her pocket and pulled out a wad of cash, dropping it on the table as her two mates waited for her.

“Take your time driving back to the bunker, Dean. Trust me, you might not like what you walk in on.”

Dean pulled a face, nose wrinkling in mild disgust.

“Ugh, I don't even wanna know what my brother gets up to with the two of you when we're not around. Just don't leave any gross stains anywhere, huh?”

Christa stuck out her tongue at the hunter and ruffled his hair before he could dodge her, her free hand snaking around Sam's waist as they stepped away. Dean shook his head, turning his attention to the still-mostly sober celestial as his brother pulled Christa in for a too-lewd-for-public smooch.

“Look, I know you're the kinkiest of the bunch, but try to keep the freak-fest to a minimum, would ya? Last time the three of you got really rowdy, even Cas nearly had an aneurysm.”

“Aww, jealous?” Gabriel waggled an eyebrow teasingly. “Don't worry, I can handle my 'mates. You just take care of yours.”

Gabriel walked up behind Sam and Christa, nudging the pair towards the exit, ushering them into the shadows so he could snap them home without attracting attention.

The world reshaped around them, the two hunters both holding onto Gabriel as they landed in the war room, Sam's grip around Christa's waist tightening as she wobbled slightly. Gabriel released their hands and hopped up onto the map table, watching the two of them with a bemused look on his face.

“You two gonna be all lovey-dovey with just each other tonight, or will you eventually remember there is indeed a third party in this relationship?”

Christa turned in Sam's embrace, mock hurt written across her face as she pouted at him. Tugging herself from Sam, she stepped up to the Archangel, her lips pressing to his briefly as she settled between his legs.

“Oh, Gabey, you know we'd never forget about you. Now, why don't you zap yourself up some of that special giggle-water that you Angels drink, and catch up?”

Sam stepped up behind Christa, sandwiching her between her two soulmates, his hand brushing her hair to the side as he leaned down to trail a path of kisses along her neck. Gabriel shook his head, his legs wrapping around them both, keeping them in place.

“Or, I could sober the pair of you up just enough to actually enjoy tonight.”

“Since when are you the sensible one? Come on, Gabriel...you know you wanna. We're sober enough to know precisely what we're doing, and who we're doing it with. I think your Grace could be better spent with other tasks.”

Christa nudged Gabriel back against the table, climbing up after him and pulling her shirt over her head. She leaned down, her lips crushing to his as his hands found their way to her hair, tangling in her long, dark locks. She let out a moan against his lips as she felt Sam's hand on her, his long fingers slipping into her jeans. Pushed back against his hand as he soothed over the globe of her ass.

“Sammm...”

“C'mon, Gabe, how can we let our girl down? We've been hunting non-stop for the past month, been too long since we've had the chance to really take her apart.”

Gabriel let out a soft grunt as Christa swiveled her hips in his lap, his cock stirring in his slowly-tightening pants.

“Fuck, you two don't make it easy to be the level-headed one, do you?”

Christa chuckled, her teeth now scraping over his earlobe.

“You're not supposed to be the level-headed one, remember? You are the reckless one, Sam's the rational one, and I am just enough of both to keep everyone on their toes. Now, does this mean our favorite little trickster is gonna come out to play?”

Gabriel sat up, turning Christa in his lap to face Sam as he nipped at her shoulder. Christa let out a gasp as she felt Gabriel's erection nudging against her clothed core, the layers of fabric between them doing nothing to dull the heat of him.

“Who am I to say no, when you put everything into perspective like that?” Gabriel murmured against her skin, his hand winding its way to cup her covered breast. “Gonna make you scream our names so that all of Lebanon knows who's fucking you six ways to Sunday, Sugar.”

Sam knelt suddenly, his fingers deftly working Christa's pants open, her hips lifting slightly as he tugged the denim down her legs.

“And, don't worry about Dean coming back to a mess. He tries to bitch about anything, all I have to do is mention Toledo, he'll shut right up.” He pressed a kiss to her thigh, Gabriel reaching back to unclasp her bra, the silky fabric falling to the wayside as he tilted her chin up, his lips finding hers again. “Now, I think we've wasted enough time talking, don't you?”

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Forevers: @archangelgabriellives @ourloveisforthelovely @sammy-jo1977 @yeahbecauseimbatman @cheritzie @gabegirrl86 @feelmyroarrrr @fangirlxwritesx67 @destielstuffandthings

Others: @shaylybaby2032 @mir567 @warlockwriter @falcatrecon @masterpieceofturkeycleverness