#massacrethenewamericandream

[smeddiemunson]

laughing my ass off at the random text posts you've tagged with their names like "he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits" as steve lmaooo

I do it to make myself laugh to be honest. I’m glad it’s not just me!

Steve is tragically doomed by the narrative and I wanna motorboat him 💔

[newsagogos]

I love your blog it's so fucking cool. I'm not really on danger days tumblr so finding your blog was a godsend

I-

[terimuhl]

Palaye Royale wallpapers

[hyperthrust]

You like breadsticks?

absolutely, in any form

[sunflowerinc]

@massacrethenewamericandream ty for posting this photo recently bc I’ve been looking for the right one to meme & I think I found it 8)

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

Alright, so either I'm stupid or you really can't send pictures in group chats so I'm doing it this way

@rene-royale @chaos-in-a-bottle @massacrethenewamericandream

This is a sugar stick. 4 grams of sugar, it's loose inside that's literally just a packet of sugar. Usually we put these things on our tables at work:

But you know it's corona time and all so we give these sugar sticks out.

As for sugar cubes: obviously we have them too but usually just at home I guess. By sugar pyramid I mean this thing:

If I were to translate it it would be "sugar hat". This is sugar that basically sticks together as you see it right there. It's kind of a pyramid I guess? Maybe more of a cylinder. Now you might be asking yourself "what in the world is this used for" and I'm afraid my answer will only make you lose your mind more but basically we pour alcohol over it and light it on fire (just now I'm realizing how weird that sounds lol). If you want me to elaborate on that I gladly will 😂

[terimuhl]

Palaye Royale wallpapers

[hyperthrust]

👊🏻let's fight in the desert

what if we 👊👊 in the 🏜🏜🏜 and we’re 👬👬👬???

[meneldil-istarendilye]

@massacrethenewamericandream 

That’s pretty much what it looks like to the outside observer.

[hyperthrust]

🍎

😉

[hyperthrust]

Reading "ya nasties" has made my day lmak

yall are nasty and have proved it to me many times over

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

Ohhh that's bound to be fun let's see

Thanks for the tag, tagging:

@rene-royale @devil-die @chaos-in-a-bottle @massacrethenewamericandream @mothmanguy only if you wanna do it

And everyone else that comes across this: you're now obligated to do this, ha!

task: describe yourself with photos you already have. you can’t download or search for new ones.

Hiiii @pseudofaux, thank you so much for the tag 💕💕 Some of these are a tad inappropriate ☺️🙌🏼

Tagging: @pickle-scribbles @aaviav @thatfanfictionchick @otonymous @paopufruittt (absolutely no pressure guys! 💗💗) and whoever else wants to play!!

[mari-xo4]

@devil-die @massacrethenewamericandream

This is terrible

[mari-xo4]

@chicago-benzedrine and @massacrethenewamericandream

oooh, it’s time to Call Myself Out

i was tagged by @whatcouldgowrong-ohthat, thanks for the tag love 💕😌

Rules: share your lock screen, home screen and the last song you listened to~

tagging: @empyreanwritings @tacit-r0nin @mycupoffanfiction @gen-tlehoe @if-n0t-l8ter-when @versdan @writingsoftheloser @xetoilerouge