#massachusetts is not all that tbh ☹️

[my-reputation-precedes-me]

heyo it’s “missing a place that i used to live in over a decade ago as a child and have vague, yet happy memories of” hours

[nxmuzluv]

jiayue (belated) birthday hcs !

happy birthday to my beloved !!

omggg i can’t believe that i made jiayue a few months ago,,, & now it’s already her birthday :((

i was going to write a fic actually, but i might have to save that for later lol

so !

let’s get to some nice lil hcs, shall we ??? :))

unfortunately, jiji’s birthday is on a wednesday this year smjdkmdk

since she’s still in the process of getting her law degree, she still has to attend lectures :/

buuuutttt

since harvard is in massachusetts & jiayue’s in ny rn,,,,,

she just attends them online :))

and after that

off to the met she goes !!

ok so

u might be wondering why she’s going to the met lol

well, it’s for a pretty cool reason !

the museum’s costume institute actually wanted to establish an exhibition of jiayue’s style !

just like how other museums have done w princess diana, u know ???

& so the met decided to open it on her birthday !!

how sweet :)

(27 and she’s already getting exhibitions opened in her honor)

(it girl shit fr)

ooouu & when i tell u that the opening was such a public event,,,,,

the press was invited, news outlets were there,,, and even some of jiayue’s fans were there to greet her !

& the latter is so cute bc she gets to accept gifts from them and sign autographs !!

literally atp,,,,,

idk who’s the cuter fandom

jiayue’s fans or beauties

(beauties r ariana’s fans, btw lol)

cast ur votes now !!!

SHKEMDKDK n e ways !

bc the opening was such a public event, jiayue invited a few ppl :))

her half brother & sister ofc !!

u know em, u love em,,, they’re ur fav pair of dysfunctional rich blondes

byakuya and haru :)

ari’s there too ! she’s byakuya’s wife first of all sjkwmjsm she & jiayue r good friends too so

jiaying (her adoptive sis) was also there !

her adoptive parents,, her biological mom & her stepdad,, her fiancé,,,,

(almost) everyone pulled up !!!

(fuck her biological dad lol)

anyways !

after the literal 2 hour exhibition,,,,

yes, it was 2 mf hours

probably bc jiayue was busy talking the whole time & explaining her looks,, while both she and haru could nawt stop taking pics djdndksm

the met gave her a lil cake too :((

(also, jiji’s fans stayed there the entire time omg)

(they sang happy birthday to her when she came back out,,, cuties i literally love them sm)

lol anyways !!!

after that, they all go to dinner !

(it’s like,,, 9 pm by then 😵‍💫)

ofc, since literally everyone in jiayue’s circle is wealthy & high class, the restaurant is obvi a vv fancy one lol

the daniel in new york, anyone ????

stg that’s jiji’s fav lmao

like,, she takes her moms there,,, her fiancé,,,, her siblings,,,,,,,

& the “most dedicated patron” award goes to,,,

SMJDKDWEIDMKJ

n e ways, dinner w all of them is so fun !!!

they get their own lil private space near the window, jiji gets her gifts, & oh good god the amount of champagne involved,,,,,,,

on top of the gift he already got her-

(it was a suite of van cleef & arpels jewelry, btw !)

-taehyung also got jiayue a bottle of rosé champagne,,,,,

deadass

when i tell u she let out the loudest gasp literally ever

it was out of delight, yes, but it was also kinda out of,,,, confusion lowkey djfkhdjwejsm

bc tae rarely,, if ever,, consumes champagne

so

yeah lol

but !

that type of champagne he bought was actually p sweet !!

it had strawberry & rhubarb,,,

v nice :))

jiayue loved it,, i already know lmao

also,,

they kept ordering cocktails ????

i’m surprised no one got drunk 🧍🏽‍♀️

but taehyung & jiayue did get ever so slightly tipsy,,, but it wasn’t too noticeable tbh

they were just

a lot more giggly, talkative, and touchy than before, which was honestly vv cute :)

omg also !!!

karolina was there, too !!!!!

(she’s been jiji’s maid for 27 years,, literally her entire life ☹️)

& good lord lmao

combine karolina w byakuya & u get some p embarrassing childhood stories lol

then u throw her adoptive parents into the mix ???? god

it’s her birthday & jiayue just,,

cannot be given a second’s peace when her fam’s around, huh

taehyung’s just fuckin giggling at everything they’re saying

def gon tease jiayue abt that later lol

,,,,,or now he does not care WESHDKIWJ

xiaolian’s (her biological mom btw !!) reaction is so cute tho :((

hearing all the stories from her daughter’s childhood that she missed out on for 18 years,,,

dude,, it almost feels like she’s getting to actually live thru them

(cece damn it,,,,)

(don’t make this sad wtf,,,,,,)

the amount of desserts they ordered at the end lmao

& ofc, it isn’t jiayue’s birthday w/o another bottle of champagne JWKWKEMJWEK and this time it has more “dessert-y” flavors like vanilla !

it goes v well w cake :)

oouu and speaking of cake,,, !!

jiji’s was sooo nice wtf !!!!

like,,, it was this white & pink ombré w this gold flower/leaf detailing,, gold trim,,,, and it was 2 tiered

IT HAD ACTUAL ROSES TOO !&:$:!!!¥€$/:!!!

like how mf cute is that !!!!

also her “27” candles ???

yeah they weren’t wax lmao

in fact, they were actually just,,, straight up chocolate

like,, shit u not 🧍🏽‍♀️

jiji took a phat bite outta that 7 afterwards SKJENKSMEKS

and actually !!

the plate the restaurant gave her had happy birthday written on it !

& w chocolate !

remember how i said that jiayue’s just,, in love w that restaurant ???

well

that,, combined w her birthday,,,

equals a v good present skgmdkskd

(also jiayue’s literally famous lmao)

it was a bottle of dom perignon 2006 rosé & a lil bottle of miss dior, btw :))

(those r her favs how did they know jsmksjswek)

(hc that jiayue just,, downs champagne like water sometimes, too)

alsooooo

i said in ari’s birthday hcs that someone might’ve noticed her while she & byakuya were at dinner

the same thing happened to jiji lol

the interaction was so cute :((

like jiayue gave them a hug, they talked for a bit, & bc the person was 1 of her fans, they gave her a bouquet, a lil letter, and even a wholeass new lady dior bag jhmskwrksm

she had to try so hard not to squeal :(

oh yeah jiji even signed their back lmao

hhhh i love my baby :(((

dude

these mfs did not leave until closing time

which was 12 in the morning, btw,,,,,

look at em having fun ☹️

but guess what time it is ???

time for tae & jiji to have a lil adventure of their own :))

it’s tradition lol

so !!

they rent a little yacht together, take it down the hudson river, & get a few cocktails :)

they play vintage records,, sing along to em,, slow dance a bit,,,

and jiji’s head is on taehyung’s shoulder the entire time :((

he’s taking pics, & sometimes, he hands jiayue the camera to take some of her own

and ofc

tae just has to take pics of his fiancée

it’s her birthday, after all !

like,, he takes so many,,, the candids of tht moment r the sweetest fuckin thing

jiji has to take some of him, too :))

most of em end up on taehyung’s instagram pf later lmao

(“taken by @jia_xiang”)

(STOP ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️)

oh my god,,,,

u know what day it is, too ???

the anniversary of jiayue & taehyung’s engagement :((

yes, he proposed to her on her birthday last year !

so

he might’ve given her 1,000 dollar jewelry & a full ass bottle of champagne,,,,

but there’s 1 more thing :))

so tae sits jiayue down

they have a cute lil convo abt their relationship & their engagement

then he pulls out a red velvet box

& the gasp that jiayue lets out lmao

(she’s gasping quite a lot tonight SJKDMDKWRJNS)

what is in the box, exactly ???

infinity rings 🥹

cartier infinity rings

rose gold, covered in diamonds, & everything :(((

and after sliding the ring onto jiayue’s finger & kissing her hand-

(that’s so damn sweet,,,,,,)

-guess what tae does ??

he shows her his hand, & turns out tht this man has had a matching one on his finger the whole damn time !!!

jiayue is stoked lmao

she’s like “omg they actually match ?! u didn’t tell me tht u got one for me, too !!”

& taehyung’s just,, cheesin lol

gigglin like a mf

jiayue just has to kiss him bc a. what a good bf, and b. what a good kim taehyung ☹️

it was like he was proposing all over again, too :(

but minus the “will u marry me” bc he did that already WJSJMNSWIEOM

so now jiji wears the infinity ring under her engagement ring :))

(when is it my turn to be happy, again ?????)

best couple ever

& best birthday ever :))

a v eventful one too lmao

(also it’s like,,, 1:30 am now 🧍🏽‍♀️)

(andddd now jiayue has to get karolina & her assistant to carry all her gifts home hwkngdjskmk)

side notes !

on some occasions, taehyung & jiayue would def spend her birthday abroad :))

somewhere beach-y, u know ???

places like hawaii (tae’s fav), cancun, bali (jiji’s fav),,,,

maybe even the philippines, the italian riviera, malta, the bahamas, or somewhere in brazil !

(the italian riviera >>>>)

(also i know both of them would love malta, the bahamas, or brazil lol)

(jiji would love the philippines tbh !)

like they would have sooo much fun i just know it !!

summer 2022,,

these 2 mfs r coming for u lol 🤣🤣

(adding that to my list of fic ideas shjksnwjdmdk)

btw !

that morning, jiayue hits up saks fifth avenue as her lil birthday present to herself lmao

maybe heads to an expensive coffee shop & buys herself flowers while she’s at it

just as a cute lil treat 😋😋

(confessions of a shopaholic should’ve been abt her)

(but unlike rebecca, jiayue isn’t in 1,000s of dollars of credit card debt !! 🤣🤣🤣)

(and now lina has even more bags to carry,,,,,)

(sorry bestie :/)

lil sorta unrelated hc for the

lore,,

or whatever 🧍🏽‍♀️

taehyung doesn’t even call jiayue,, jiayue

or even minako lol

he calls her by her korean name of hyeyoung, or on rare occasions,,

nako lmao

so like

when everyone’s at dinner & hears tae refer to jiji as “hyeyoung-ah” or “hyeyoung-chan”

they literally have to go

“oh yeah lol that’s jiayue/minako” SHJWEIMSKO

just a funny lil thing i wanted to mention lmao

anyways,,,

IM FINALLY FUCKIN DONE

happy (now belated :/) birthday to my lil baby, jiayue xiang !!

🥳🥳🥳 !!

this was vvv fun to think abt & v fun to write tbh !

these r certainly a few of my fav hcs :)

btw

should i write some extra birthday fics ????

maybe i should 👁

also !!

i just might post some extra hcs that i couldn’t fit in here

bc damn this got long 🧍🏽‍♀️

anyways !

thank u sm for reading !!

make sure to say happy belated birthday to my bby >:(

ok byeeeeee :))

[missmagicandlight]

Alabama: look, ghost children deserve to have playgrounds to. haven’t you ever seen Casper? also, who are you to judge them for their possible cause of death? they can’t help that they’re murder victims, susan

Alaska: dude. it’s the alaskan wilderness. the bodies probably got eaten by very hungry very cold animals. do you know how many people die in the woods in idaho? alaska wilderness is ten times idaho wilderness with a lot more bears. 1/10 not impressed

Arizona: excellent character design. 10/10. I am still pissed about JK Rowling and her racist statements about skinwalkers and native americans when she was doing the american wizarding school business, however, which slightly ruined it for me

Arkansas: could have been worse, i guess? animal abuse is a criminal charge tho so someone should have called the cops and not just waited till he got busted for pot

California: when you can’t decide how to theme your horror canyon so you add in a little bit of everything

Colorado: this is like three episodes of supernatural crammed together i think. same vibes as the above California review tbh. Gates of Hell are a nice touch, if unoriginal.

Connecticut: is that you, Nightvale?

Delaware: i am disappointed. that is all i will say.

Florida: It’s bigfoot but he’s been sleeping in a dumpster all summer.

Georgia: i believe that catfish part. Catfish will eat anything that can fit in their mouths. 8/10

Hawaii: 10/10 for originality.

Idaho: look, leave my friendly neighborhood jogger ghost alone, she’s just trying to do her cardio in peace

Illinois: uh, guess the anti-aging creams worked? possible unregistered saint?

Indiana: exactly the kind of legend i wish to leave behind. you go, Alice Gray

Iowa: overrated axe murder house. boring. Mass, Kansas, and Louisiana all have those

Kansas: i would not be surprised if the devil lived in kansas

Kentucky: yall need to leave baby ghosts alone

Louisiana: very cool. played up vampire hype, very nice

Maine: haunted lighthouse > haunted regular house

Maryland: it’s another murder furry. not impressed.

Massachusetts: good.

Michigan: of course Michigan has a hell bridge. of course.

Minnesota: just call it bigfoot and be done with it

Mississippi: very original and unsettling.

Missouri: boring

Montana: this IS a supernatural episode

Nebraska: what is this? a grim bro fairy tale?

Nevada: aliens. x-files theme. the end

New Hampshire: why is it always an axe???

New Jersey: hey, it’s buzzfeed dude. all hail the watcher or whatever.

New Mexico: i caught the chupacabra in poptropica. that’s all i have to say

New York: ?? what?? weird af

North Carolina: oohhh but it probably was a mountain lion or an eastern puma back in ye olden days

North Dakota: unsurprised there are hell gates there

Ohio: what the hell, Ohio

Oklahoma: this is a whole season of AHS

Oregon: just toss in the eating dogs part, why don’t you

Pennsylvania: ☹️ poor man.

Rhode Island: i’m sorry, they did what to her heart???

South Carolina: very nice vamp story

South Dakota: knockoff slenderman

Tennessee: I wrote about her once. very chaotic. 10/10

Texas: black eyed children. i would also be scared.

Utah: don’t steal from national parks.

Vermont: oh love a good curse

Virginia: bugs bunny murder furry

Washington: cemetery’s bad enough without a gate to hell

West Virginia: we stan mothman okay

Wisconsin: would adopt dog-dino-porcupine

Wyoming: i forget land locked states still have water to put boats in

i found a list of urban legends from every state, stay tuned for a review of them