#masochist-incarnate

[phoenixrisingastro]

𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶 𝑶𝑩𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 𝑽𝑰𝑰: “𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒚 & 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅”

1. Venus-Pluto people don’t want love—they want obsession. They want to feel your pulse quicken at the sight of them, your body ache when they’re not around, your soul shatter when they leave.

2. Mars in Scorpio doesn’t just seduce you—they unmake you. Their touch is a slow, deliberate destruction that you’ll beg for, even as it ruins you.

3. Cancer Moons don’t love—they entangle. They’ll wrap their emotions around you like a suffocating embrace, leaving you gasping for air and unable to escape.

4. Pisces placements will promise you heaven, but deliver hell. They’ll love you into madness, weave fantasies you’ll never escape, and leave you drowning in the deep end of your own longing.

5. Lilith in Gemini is the lover who whispers your secrets back to you at your weakest moment. They’ll seduce you with their mind, manipulate you with their words, and leave you questioning if you ever had control.

6. Pluto in the 7th house doesn’t fall in love—they fall into war. Relationships aren’t connections—they’re battles for dominance, and they’ll destroy you just to prove they can.

7. Venus in Capricorn will make you climb their walls, crawl on your knees, and bleed for their affection. They don’t give love freely—you earn it, and even then, it might not be enough.

8. Mars in Aries doesn’t wait for consent—it’s given in their eyes. They devour you with their hunger, unapologetic, raw, and relentless.

9. Scorpio Moons don’t forgive—they remember. Your betrayal will burn in their mind forever, and they’ll make sure you feel the heat of your sins when you least expect it.

10. Saturn in the 8th house doesn’t trust love—it tests it. Every moment with them is a trial, every kiss an interrogation. They need to know you’ll survive the storm before they let you in.

11. Neptune in the 5th house falls in love with your potential, but hates your reality. They’ll paint you as their muse, then discard you when you fail to meet their impossible expectations.

12. Aries Moons don’t just fight—they destroy. Their rage is a wildfire that consumes everything in its path, and they won’t stop until there’s nothing left of you.

13. 8th House stelliums are walking temptations. People want to touch them, taste them, consume them—but every bite leaves them choking on the bitterness of obsession.

14. Venus in Aquarius will make you feel free, then chain you to their indifference. They’ll love you like a ghost—there, but untouchable.

15. Mars in Gemini thrives on chaos. They’ll kiss you like a lover, argue like an enemy, and leave you wondering if you ever knew them at all.

16. Moon in the 12th house feels haunted because they are. Every lover they’ve lost, every wound they’ve buried, every secret they’ve kept—it follows them, whispering in the dark.

17. Pluto in the 1st house doesn’t walk into a room—they invade it. Their presence is suffocating, intoxicating, and impossible to ignore.

18. Saturn-Moon aspects create emotional masochists. They crave the pain of love, the ache of rejection, the bittersweet agony of knowing they’ll never be enough.

19. Mars in Libra will charm you into bed, then argue with you about who won. They don’t love—they negotiate.

20. Lilith in the 8th house is temptation incarnate. They’ll pull you into their shadows, make you beg for their darkness, and leave you craving more even as you fall apart.

21. Cancer Suns don’t need your love—they need your dependence. They’ll cradle you in their arms, whisper sweet promises, and suffocate you with their need to be needed.

22. Venus in Pisces will ruin your life and call it poetry. They’ll love you like a tragedy, break you like a sonnet, and leave you as a line in their favorite song.

23. Mars in Capricorn doesn’t love—it conquers. Every touch is calculated, every move a strategy. They don’t want you—they want the victory of having you.

24. Moon in the 8th house carries the ghosts of every lover they’ve ever had. Their emotions are a graveyard, and you’ll be just another name on their tombstones.

25. Saturn in the 7th house doesn’t want partnership—they want a contract. Love is a transaction to them, a negotiation of terms, and you’ll never feel truly safe in their arms.

26. Venus in Libra doesn’t love you—they love the idea of you. You’re a mirror for their desires, a reflection of their fantasies, and when you stop shining, they’ll move on.

27. Mars in Scorpio doesn’t need to hurt you physically—they’ll destroy you emotionally. Their silence cuts deeper than any blade, their absence more painful than any wound.

28. Lilith in the 1st house doesn’t walk into your life—they crash into it. They’re a hurricane of desire, leaving destruction and obsession in their wake.

29. Pluto in the 10th house doesn’t seek power—they embody it. Their ambition is ruthless, their hunger insatiable. To love them is to be consumed by their fire.

30. Chiron in the 5th house aches for love but fears it. They want to be held, to be seen, to be loved—but the closer you get, the more they pull away, terrified of the pain they know is coming.

You can stop reading now.

But you’ll never stop feeling this..

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[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

Lucifer: ...

Buer: ...Your Majesty?

Lucifer: *has received reports regarding MC*

Lucifer: It's impossible for a human to be mistaken for a god, unless…

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I want to meet the descendant of Solomon.

Buer, Marbas, Morax, and Gamigin: *smiles*

Buer: Then we shall bring them to you.

MC: *notices the gradual changes in Gabriel as they continue to feed him their blood*

Gabriel: *takes pleasure in the fact that his god is still giving him attention*

MC: The marks on his face faded, but a new one has appeared.

MC: Now the thing is, I don't understand what the fuck this means.

Gabriel: God...

MC: I forbid you from talking, didn't I?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: *tries to get closer*

MC: *activates the bomb inside him*

Gabriel: *coughs up blood*

MC: I let you stay by my side, but that doesn't mean you can act comfortable with me.

Gabriel: *smiles* My apologies...

Satan: *walks in* Are you done with your lab rat?

Gabriel: *glares at him*

MC: Is there an emergency?

Satan: ...

Satan: Devils of Paradise Lost are here. They want to see you.

MC: Paradise Lost? Who's the king ruling there?

Satan: Lucifer.

MC: ...

MC: Are they here for my head? *smirking*

Satan: You don't look nervous at all.

MC: I don't have the reason to. Let's go.

Gabriel: God, please take me with you!

MC: *looks at him with a hostile expression* And what use may you be?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: *his face turns ecstatic*

Satan: *grabs MC's hand and drags them out of the room*

Satan: He's falling in love.

MC: You mean getting obsessed.

Satan: For someone who doesn't give a shit, you don't know how to control your charm.

MC: Why is it my fault? He's a masochist incarnate.

Buer: Greetings to the descendant of Solomon.

MC: ...

MC: You're Buer, aren't you? You really look like a sly fox.

Buer: !!!

MC: *then looks at the others* We also have Morax and Marbas here. The top healers.

Marbas and Morax: !!!

MC: And- *looking at Gamigin*

MC: ...

MC: Who the fuck are you?

Gamigin: My name is Gamigin! *grins* Nice to meet you!

MC: ...

MC: You're not a devil.

Gamigin: Nope! I'm a dragon!

MC: Ah... You're a breath of fresh air.

Gamigin: ???

Satan: What's that supposed to mean?

MC: What's your business here?

Marbas: We want to invite you to Paradise Lost.

MC: And?

Gamigin: And??

MC: I only get invited to visit a country to deal with angel attacks.

MC: And with the reputation of Paradise Lost, I don't think you will need my help.

Buer: *smiles* You are indeed the descendant of Solomon.

Buer: Yes, you are right. We've come here for a different reason.

Morax: We've heard about the rumors. You have quite the reputation as well.

MC: ...

MC: If I go with you, what are my chances of getting out alive?

Marbas: Little to none.

Gamigin: Why would you say that-

MC: I accept.

Satan: Oi!

[rimatsu]

eternally fascinated by the vague implications of "i know how this ends." tommy kinard, what is your damage? who hurt you, you self-saboteur? why were you drawn to buck (impulsiveness incarnate, dripping with wide-eyed eagerness) if you were already braced for heartache, you masochist? why start writing a story if you've already decided it had to end in tragedy? why not walk away the moment buck revealed he had no previous experience with men instead of letting you both get attached, if that was always a source of insecurity and anxiety? why embark in an uncertain journey when you're already scarred and longing for surety? why expose yourself to probable pain when you're so terrified of it? why seek what you fear with that much earnestness?

[ddarker-dreams]

Unique Burdens.

Enver Gortash x F Reader.

Warnings: Dark themes™, unhealthy relationships, implied kidnapping and major power imbalances. Word count: 1k.

Where there are sparks, there can be fire. 

Concentrate. Hone your thoughts. Refine them, sifting through any impurities. Ichor is woven into your flesh like threads through a hallowed loom. These threads contain arcane energy that some spend lifetimes pursuing, their noses buried in esoteric tomes. 

For you are a scion of a being most high — the Lady of Love’s darling daughter. 

Sune’s always had a soft spot for you, fickle as her favor may be. Whispers carried by the wind offered encouragement at the beauty your artistry brought into the world. Your mother may be distant, but so is the sun, both of which provide satisfactory warmth regardless. This distance never bothered you. So long as you were free to wield a quill, lyre, or rapier, you were content. 

Indeed, her distance never bothered you, until you realized that just like the sun, celestial bodies must give way to the night. 

Focus, focus, focus.

The faintest hum of the Weave resonates within. It reaches out to you, incorporeal hands longing to touch. This is it. Your chance. Your spark. It’s tentative at first, a shy reunion— 

—And then it’s gone. Silenced. 

Extinguished. 

Your shoulders droop as yet another failure joins your ever-growing resume. 

Your shoulders droop as yet another failure is jotted down.

“I never took you for a masochist,” tyranny incarnate muses from behind. “That must be it. Why else would you torture yourself so?”

“I’m no more a masochist than you are a worthy ruler.” 

You try to keep your tone steady and indifferent. Regrettably, of all your artistic talents, acting is not among them. The bitterness seeps out like blood through thin gauze. He must’ve sensed a fluctuation in the ‘connection’ you share. You thought yourself subtle with your tampering, but your sentimentality betrayed you. 

“Ah. That’s where you’re mistaken. There are no ‘worthy rulers,’ only rulers who make their reign worthwhile.” 

“That’s your intention?” 

“That’s my intention,” he mimics your cadence. 

Unwilling to withstand further provocation, you whirl around, ready to slink off. Your abrupt motion proves to be a mistake. The world loses its sharpness, the outline of every object smearing together as your balance falters. A wicked throb blasts through your skull — your reward for this little rebellion. The black fabric fastened around your throat greedily swallows the meal you just offered. 

Its creator steadies your body as if he isn’t the source of your malaise. His hands, covered in golden gauntlets, slither around your bicep. You’re vaguely aware of the short journey to an outdoor table set. Water rushes from the garden’s ivory fountain, the sound crescendoing into something unbearable. The evening sun feels too hot, the summer air, too humid; and the deceptively delicate-looking choker around your neck too tight. 

Gortash barks out orders toward the maids here to serve ‘you.’ They scurry about, their hurried gait like that of a discovered rat colony. You sit at his behest. Commanding others is second nature to him, he enunciates every syllable with the confidence of a man who knows he won’t be challenged. No good comes from fighting it. You panic, you struggle, and then finally, you sink, succumbing to a riptide you never had a chance against. 

He holds a crystal vial to your lips, which you part without prompting. It’s syrupy on your tongue, an artificial sweetness intended to make the tonic more tolerable, owing to your many complaints. Whether he adjusted the formula for your sake or his, you can’t say. 

The viscous liquid stubbornly sticks to your esophagus. Eventually, you force it down. 

Gortash’s elixir circulates throughout your body and soothes the tempest you incited. There’s little you know about the magic that siphons your divinity, but you do know it’s volatile. The insidious inventor sat aside his pride to explain that much. He foresaw that you wouldn’t sit pretty while he sapped your celestial power. An accurate estimate, considering your current predicament.  

He recognizes your lucidity returning before you do. 

“Foolish girl,” Gortash sneers. He takes your chin in his hand, forcing eye contact. The bags beneath his eyes appear darker than when you first met. You suppose you’re to blame for that. “Are you so eager to undermine that you’ll put yourself at risk?”

“What does it matter,” you reply, your glare communicating what your weary voice cannot. “Pain is all I know around you.” 

Gortash releases you as if your skin scalded him.

“Pain? This? You know nothing of pain, aasimar. The word is lost on you.” 

Righteous fury churns your stomach in on itself. 

“Then show me!” You demand. “Show me, if that’s what it takes for you to stop flaunting your godsforsaken ‘benevolence.’ A benevolent warden! Can those two roles coexist? Or are you the one ignorant of words and their meanings?” 

You fight for each breath. It’s been some time since you’ve snapped at him like this. For good reason, you think, noting the murky abyss in his eyes. Lord Enver Gortash isn’t to be spoken to in such a discourteous manner. People have had lips sewn shut and fingers unnaturally contorted for less. His cruelty isn’t random, there’s a methodology behind each stitch and snap. 

Yet here you sit. Physically unharmed, adorned in fine garments, aureate bracelets, onyx earrings, and his favorite shade of rouge upon your lips. You don’t know what to make of this, you didn’t want to know for the longest time either. Should he confirm what you dread, well… at least you’ll have clarity amidst the revulsion. 

He studies you like he would a defective construct he’s one adjustment away to fixing. You loathe how vulnerable you feel beneath his scrutinizing stare, that he has the means to take you apart and piece you back together. 

An eternity passes before Gortash speaks again. 

“... You’re frightened,” he surmises. “Frightened over what it means to be the subject of my affection.” 

Your pulse quickens as the cool metal of his gauntlets brush against your hand. 

“You want my wrath. The sting of a riding crop, the indignation from the welt it forms.”

The gauntlet’s tips dig into your flesh. It almost hurts, until he lessens the intensity of his grip. He’s mastered applying just the right amount of pressure to leave indents behind without breaking skin. He could break you, but he wants you whole, as proof he could conquer you at your best. 

“Keep wanting, you won’t ever receive it. No,” Gortash smiles, the skin beneath his eyes crinkling from mirth. “Endure what it means to have earned my affection instead.” 

[randomizer971]

Wakfu the Great Wave, Chapter 11

Beware of spoilers

Chapter 11 just dropped, and all I know is that GigaChad!rasalar is a masochist. His interactions and dialogues were giving spicy noodle. And that hair, omg!

As usual, the visuals are excellent. The coloured panels were a nice surprise. The character design is everything! So glad Cynthia Leman is working on this project. 🙏

I feel dumb for being surprised by the whole "Mystery Father" situation. Up until now, I thought the twins knew who their biodad was. Seems like I was wrong?

Their conception was shown to the audience in several media, but I can't remember one Wakfu material confirming any of the Wakfu siblings canonically knew about their father.

Still, this is wild because how can they NOT know?! There are several sets of twins, each made of a dragon and a humanoid with wing-shaped antlers! They know that dragons lay Dofus when in love (how the incarnation of Stasis could actually feel love is beyond me, but that's another story). They know goddesses and dragons can reproduce (Dame Echo). They know their mother is the literal incarnation of life/wakfu, but they can't guess who their daddy is? Might as well call Maury, smh.

🤔 Weirder is the fact that Mewing Fire Lizard over there knows all the tea, while those two remain clueless. It's not like there were so many dragons when Goddess Eliatrope was looking for a dance partner. Bruh...Rasalar must have been trolling when he said Adamai was clever, smh.

Not one lie detected about Yugo, though. Bless his hot-headed little head! He is a lot of things, but certainly not the brain of this Dofus.

Anyway, my hype is back, so I'll keep on rambling until the end of Volume 2.

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

i’m sorry but why was i supposed to find out that the apothecary diaries (2023) are an absolute banger on my own???

it’s very reminiscent of sugar apple fairy tale (2023) for some reason, but the roles are reversed - the main male love interest is golden-retriever incarnated and the main protagonist is the CEO of bad bitches™️

(Challe fen Challe, my beloved, you have never done nothing wrong in your fkn life and i think about you literally every single day)

(Anne Halford, would you do me the extraordinary honor of becoming my wifey~)

A N Y W A Y

i’m on episodes 6-9 atm and i’m fucking ROLLING

i’d jump in front a bullet for Xiaomao, i’d squish her cheeks and give her all the love and delicious food she deserves for her hard fucking work

Xiao Mao is such a cute nickname btw

Master of turning unfortunate circumstances (uhm, fkn kidnapping for example) into her bitch

this girl is the CEO of if you touch me without my consent and i will castrate you second time around™️

also CEO of I’ll get what I want & it’s just a matter of time™️, master of tactics & negotiations, she plays 4D chess with everyone in the palace

MAOMAO WHY YOU GOBBLE ALL THE POISON LIKE IT’S FOREPLAY- STOP-

this bitch doesn’t fuck around

WHY IS SHE GOBBLING THE FOOD AGAIN, SOMEONE STOP HER-

why do you think jinshin is fooling around boy, i mean we don’t mind but GIRL HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THIS MAN GAWKS AT YOU-

JINSHIN MY MAN 🙏🏻

please pray with me in his name, this masochist clearly needs it

his masochism makes my eyes widen in shock, someone slap this clueless puppy out of it, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A FUCKING CLUE CUZ HE LOST ALL HIS MARBLES

NO SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND-

this man hadn’t had a single thought penetrate that thick handsome skull ever in his life and he’s so real for that

this man is the CEO of no thoughts head empty™️ and he carries all the himbo energy on his back alone

his head is so empty he’s one of the rare competitors for the king of thoughtless idiots™️, Howl Pendragon himself

if Xiaomao and Jinshin won’t form a fucking power couple i might commit tax evasion or sue the studio

LIHAKU, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD-

(side characters earn 10/10 rating, i actually didn’t expect the concubines being so nice and interesting)

I highly recommend this anime. It doesn’t follow shoujo tropes to the dot, but the romance is ✨brewing ✨. The plot is overarching, but each episode has its small little mystery than you can try to solve along (girl, the theories I came up with and was deadass wrong-). I’m watching the dubbed version since I’m working on the side and I SWEAR IT’S SO FUCKING GREAT. I caught myself cackling on occasions.

[believerindaydreams]

@nostalgia-tblr well it's short and barely worth a PG-13 rating, but! it does have Missy and Thirteen and avowed lust, so that's something

'Rainbows. Off.' Missy hoists a rope that opens the curtains around the entirely foreseeable bed, pink and suggestive and heart-shaped. Heart-shaped for Borfus Snarglers, at least. She'd done a minor but oddly satisfying scam in her fourth incarnation selling their internal organs as novelty plushies.

The Doctor (she's still calling herself that, it suggests a distinct lack of imagination really but then how much can you expect of someone who persistently refuses to take over planets)- the Doctor ponders the scene, her hair gently waving in a flower-accented breeze from the hotel air vents. 'As in, you want me to take my shirt off or you want me to get off? Or is it both? I can do both. Might even be quicker that way.'

There is a short silence while Missy is forced to confront the unsettling possibility that this is all going wrong, which means it is in fact going Completely Right. For a change.

'I did just try to obliterate one of your favourite Fifty-First century planets with an supernova laser.'

'Yes, but you didn't, cos I was there to stop you,' the Doctor says, throwing herself across the bed. 'Oho, memory anti-gravity! Last time I was in one of these, Jamie fell asleep on top of me!'

Trust her to bring up her alien pets during negotiations and not even wonder if that's a faux pas; but Missy's hardened to that after a millennium or three. 'To say nothing of almost killing that middle-aged Englishman you've been running around with.'

The Doctor bundles up her coat and lobs it untidily at a handy corner. 'Which one was it? I'll be honest, I lose track of which one's been doing what sometimes. If it wasn't for Yaz keeping tabs on them for me-'

There is a delicious smile turning up the corners of her mouth now, while she tears off the braces, then her t-shirt. As a strip-tease it's moving at far too rapid a pace, but that sort of eagerness ought to be a good thing- shouldn't it?

'...oh,' Missy says. 'This isn't about me at all. You want her.'

The Doctor, practically naked by this point, effortlessly summons up that same blasé air that she invariably adopted after being caught in a scrape at the Academy. 'Yeah. Not thinking of you at all, I'm just horny and this is a convenient way to get off. Are you a masochist or aren't you?'

She's still fully dressed, Missy considers. It would be the simplest thing to just walk out of the hotel room right now and leave the Doctor to her frustrations.

Bugger that.

Delicately, Missy begins removing the outermost of her triple corsets.

[theoryofweirdness]

What if Bill Cipher was in Super Smash Bros.?

General Overview

True to his nature, Bill Cipher is an extremely weird fighter. Though his N-Special and S-Special are pretty standard, as a fairly versatile long-range option and a speedy super-armored charge, respectively, his other special moves are about as odd as it gets. Bill’s U-Special is the ultimate in mixing up opponents, able to alter gravity in a small area, which sets up all sorts of evil, chaotic combos. His D-Special is even stranger, actually making opponents stronger in exchange for giving him a sort of vicarious vampiric effect and also taking more damage from Bill himself.  Ideally, I’d like to give each one of Bill’s special moves some kind of quirk, reflecting the fact that he’s basically Weirdness incarnate, but I also wanted them to be based on stuff he actually does in the show, so it was a bit of a trade-off. To master Bill Cipher, you’ll have to think outside the box, beyond the typical patterns. Make deals, alter reality, and embrace the strange. But… just like Bill himself should have done, be aware of your weaknesses and don't get too cocky, or you could find yourself facing the very same inevitable end. Stating the obvious: Bill Cipher is obviously FAR more powerful than almost all other Smash fighters (see below for possible exceptions). Almost none of them would stand a chance against him in a no-holds-barred fight, with all the power he displays in the source material. But that’s okay, this is the case for plenty of other Smash fighters as well: Kirby, Meta Knight, Bowser, Ganondorf, Robin, Bayonetta, Cloud, Sephiroth, Shulk, Mewtwo, and maybe some others are all much stronger than their Smash movesets and stats would suggest. Others are even more so, such as Palutena and Rosalina, both of whom are literal gods in their canon material. Smash always underrepresents characters; it’s impossible not to, so this is just an extreme case of that.

Size

Height: Since Bill changes size in the show pretty regularly according to his mood and how intimidating he’s trying to be at the moment, his default size will be pretty small, based on his apparent size when he first appears in s1e19: Dreamscaperers. He’d be about the same height as the shorter humanoid fighters like Villager or Ness, though his floating hat makes him look a bit taller. Weight: Featherweight. Though Bill definitely has physical form for Smash, he’s still pretty much flat, making him extremely light; among the lightest fighters in the game, similar to Mr. Game & Watch, who’s also two-dimensional. Weird Hurtboxes (don’t know where else to mention this): Only Bill’s central triangular body is a hurtbox. No matter how big or numerous they get for various attacks, his limbs and hat are never actual hurtboxes.

Gimmicks

Hovering: Bill is literally hovering all the time, but he can also hover in the air (similar to Princess Peach) for up to 5 seconds if you hold [Jump]. “PAIN IS HILARIOUS!”: Bill's attacks deal x1.3 damage to fighters that have made a Deal with him through his D-special. This is based on his masochistic tendencies when possessing others. 

Special Moves

Bill will say the full name of whatever Special Move he’s using, (almost) every time. This will definitely not get old.

[B] Neutral Special - “HOW ’BOUT THIS?!”: [EN] Tap [B] to fire a thin energy beam from Bill's finger. Unlike the short-ranged beam from Bill's S-tilt, this beam is blue. It's very fast, has infinite range, and penetrates fighters, but isn't very strong… unless charged. Bill can angle the beam up or down with directional influence. This weakest version of the beam is similar to R.O.B.'s N-Special at its lowest charge level. Damage:  Hold {B} to charge the beam further, with up to five charge levels. You can store the charge by shielding or dodging.

Level 1 (no charge): See above. Damage:

Level 2 (~very short charge): The beam now penetrates objects and walls as well as fighters, but isn’t any stronger. Damage:��

Level 3 (~1 second charge): Increases damage and beam width. Damage (per hit):  

Level 4 (~3 second charge): Causes an explosive effect on each fighter it hits, increasing launch power, but not damage. Damage:

Level 5 (~5 second charge): Bill points his finger gun and causes a massive explosion of energy at close range. It's ridiculously strong, but has a short startup animation, so it's easy to see coming, similar to Sephiroth's fully charged N-Special. Afterward, there is some end lag as Bill blows smoke off his finger like a cowboy. Only with this fully charged version will Bill say the name of the move. Damage:

This move is based on several things: Bill shooting a hole in Dipper's chest in s1e19: Dreamscaperers, as well as destroying the bell tower and blowing up Time Baby in s2e18: [Weirdmaggedon], with the latter being the origin of the name.

[<B>] Side Special - “WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…”: [PH] Bill morphs into his monstrous red pyramid/spider form with three layers and way too many limbs and teeth, seen when he chases Dipper and Mabel through the Fearamid in s2e21: Somewhere in the Woods. He charges forward on the ground for as long as [B] is held, causing damage and launching anyone he hits. You can change direction, but the more momentum you have, the longer it will take. Bill is considerably larger when using this attack, probably around Ridley's size (which is still way smaller than when he uses it in the show). Bill can also jump once while charging, and landing on someone will result in a stronger hit with a different angle.  Releasing [B] will end the charge and return Bill to “normal,” but running longer will result in greater end lag. This attack can be used in the air, but Bill falls much more quickly in this form, so it's not a great idea. Bill has way better options for horizontal recovery. While charging, Bill has heavy super armor, allowing him to power through even relatively strong attacks without flinching, though he still takes damage. Damage (contact): Damage (jump slam): Armor threshold: 25%

[^B] Up Special - “EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN!”: [MA] This move is based on Bill Cipher’s general disregard for the laws of physics, as well as several specific occasions on which he messes with gravity. Its effect is also a pun on the name of the show itself: Gravity Falls. For as long as [B] is held, Bill emits a visible short-ranged area-of-effect that reverses gravity within it. The AOE is always the same size, and affects all fighters (including you), items, and gravity-affected projectiles within it. Since Bill himself is very light, most fighters will fall faster than he does, taking them outside the effect’s range… which will make them start falling back into it. Holding {B} maintains the reverse-gravity effect, and there’s a short animation when the move starts, but after that, Bill can use any action aside from other special moves, so this is a great way to set up insane air combos as enemies try to escape your sphere of influence. Breaking reality is pretty much what Bill Cipher is all about, and this is the main way he does so in the world of Super Smash Bros. Combining this with his hovering and high second jump, Bill has nearly unlimited recovery potential. However, don’t get too caught up in this incredibly versatile move. It’s all too easy to chase someone far away from the stage without any hovering time left, and the “obvious” use of trying to make an enemy “fall” off the top of the screen is likely to make you do so as well. If multiple instances of this move (from multiple Bill Cipher players) occur in the same area, they will cancel each other out, producing no net effect.

[vB] Down Special - “IT'S A DEAL!”/“EVERYONE LOVES PUPPETS!”: [MA] Bill extends a hand wreathed in blue fire, offering a deal to anyone around. If another player touches Bill in any way during this time, whether through an attack or not, they'll take his deal (upon which Bill says the name of the move to show that it was successful). This is indicated by that player having slit eyes matching Bill's color (if they have eyes, that is), and by his image appearing on their damage counter. Successfully making a deal also has several invincibility frames, protecting Bill if the deal was made via an attack that hit him and allowing this move to be used as a semi-counter, though it won't work against projectiles. Fortunately for Bill’s opponents, he can’t actually possess them (there’s no way that could ever work in Smash without being severely broken). Instead, fighters who've made a deal with Bill gain a moderate damage boost to all attacks. However, every time they land a hit (with anything, including projectiles or items), it will heal Bill by an amount equal to half of the total damage dealt. There is no limit to the number of other fighters Bill can make a deal with at one time, so try to make as many as possible! Players can remove the effect by landing successive melee attacks on Bill, though he will still be healed by half of the total damage dealt, effectively providing him with some damage reduction even in one-on-one matches. Naturally however, this move is best suited for playing mind games in multiplayer matches. Sadly, you can't make deals with any of your teammates, as they're already on your side…  This move can possess summoned assist characters, though. Touch an Assist Trophy, Pokéball summon, interactable stage minion, or summoned Special Move minion during the deal animation, and it becomes yours for the remainder of its duration. This even works on Assist Trophies that can't normally be damaged, though not on those which affect everyone equally, like Xerneas or the Nightmare King (not that it would matter). Things this can take control of:

Any interactable, non-universal Assist Trophy or Pokéball summon

Any interactable stage-specific assist character (like the Flying Men from Magicant)

Bisharp’s Pawniards when they’re independent

Specter Knight’s Boneclangs

Italicized fighters are other designs of mine to be posted in the future. Damage boost granted (to other fighters): ×1.3

Neutrals (Ground)

[A] Jab: [PH] Bill sprouts eight additional arms and punches rapidly in front of him for a multi-hitting jab similar to Meta Knight’s, but angled more forward. Based on his second attempt to attack the Shacktron in s2e20: Take Back the Falls. Damage (per hit):

[>>, A] Dash Attack: [PH] Bill’s limbs, eye, hat, bowtie, and brick pattern disappear, and he spins like a saw blade, cutting enemies with his sharp edges for a multi-hitting attack. Based on both Bill’s self-stated two-dimensional origins, and Ford’s description of being attacked by the two-dimensional Exwhylians in Journal 3. Similar to PAC-MAN’s Dash Attack in that he regresses to a simpler form, but in practice more like Megaman's Dash Attack. Damage (per hit):

Smash Attacks

[>>A] Side Smash: [PH] Bill grows his fist to an enormous size (even bigger than his body!) and smashes it down in front of him. This attack is incredibly strong, similar to King Dedede’s S-Smash, and also has a pretty big hitbox, but can miss if the enemy is too close. It also has end lag as Bill's fist shrinks back down. Based on his first attempt to attack the Shacktron in s2e20: Take Back the Falls. Damage (max):

[^^A] Up Smash: [FI] Bill turns red (with his limbs, hat, and bowtie turning white, and his eye black) and erupts into flames, hitting enemies multiple times before launching on the final hit. The hitbox is only slightly larger than Bill’s body, with the flames extending upward to encompass his hat, but there are invincibility frames at the start of the move. Based on his “angry mode” first seen in s1e19: Dreamscaperers. Damage (max, per hit):

[vvA] Down Smash: [FI] Bill’s body turns black with a red eye while charging the move, while also growing multiple additional arms, then he unleashes his rage in a blast of flames on the ground all around him. The size of the blast increases when charged, and it’s much stronger closer to Bill. Like with his U-Smash, there are invincibility frames at the very start of the move, and Bill’s body is a hitbox (in fact, it’s the strongest part of the attack). Based on one of his attacks during the final boss fight in the Take Back the Falls mobile game. The color and additional arms fade after release. Damage (max, edge): Damage (max, body):

Tilts

[>A] Side Tilt: [EN] Bill emits a short-ranged red laser from his eye, firing it diagonally downward at the ground. The attack is decently strong and has good reach, but it's also a projectile that can be reflected or absorbed. Based on his eye laser attack during s1e19: Dreamscaperers. Damage:

[^A] Up Tilt: [PH] Becomes a simple triangle, like his Dash Attack, and flies straight upward a short distance while spinning to multi-hit enemies before launching with the final hit. Can avoid low attacks. Damage (per hit):

[vA] Down Tilt: [EL] Blast the ground with electricity from his eye. Based on when he’s seen torturing Ford in s2e20: Take Back The Falls. Damage: 

Air Attacks

[A] N-Air: [FI] Several floating blue flames orbit Bill rapidly, multi-hitting enemies. Similar to Mewtwo’s N-air, this has a long-lasting hitbox and can block weaker projectiles. Based on an attack from his final boss fight in the Take Back The Falls mobile game. Damage (per hit):

[>A] F-Air: [FI] Bill releases a wide, crescent-shaped wave of fire. It’s got a wide hitbox, but isn’t very strong. Useful for combos. Based on the fire wave he uses to destroy the broken Zodiac Wheel in s2e21: Somewhere In The Woods. Damage:

[^A] U-Air: [SO] Conjure a Head That's Always Screaming, which floats in front of Bill's hat and… screams. This attack has a large hitbox, with damage and launch strength decreasing with distance. Damage (max): 

[vA] B-Air: [MA] Bill “teleports” around in a short circle by forming “copies” of himself which align with his edges, alternating right-side-up and upside-down. It’s not actually a teleport since Bill ends up in the same spot he started. Touching the circle deals damage and launches enemies away, but the center of the circle traced out by the attack is a sweet spot. Enemies caught in it will either be spiked or launched straight up, with a 50/50 chance of either. Based on something Bill does while fighting the Shacktron in the background while Ford is drawing the Zodiac Wheel in s2e20: Take Back The Falls. Damage (regular): Damage (sweetspot):

[vA] D-Air: [MA] Suddenly switches directions so his feet are at the top and his hat is at the bottom, launching anyone touching him. This has a whole-body hitbox, but Bill’s feet are a sweet spot that launches straight upward, while his hat can spike at the tip. Since Bill is “flipping” upside-down by teleportation, there is little to no start lag for this move. Based on his rising out of the roof upside down while talking to Dipper in s2e04: Sock Opera. Damage (normal): Damage (sweetspots):

Grabs and Throws

[Grab] Grab: Bill extends his arm for a long tether grab, with reach similar to Link’s. If he grabs an enemy, Bill pulls them back and conjures red tentacles to hold them, as he did with Stan and Ford in s2e21: Somewhere In The Woods.

[Grab, A] Pummel: Bill zaps the enemy with a beam of electricity from his eye, as he did to Ford in s2e20: Take Back The Falls.

[Grab, >] F-Throw: Bill alters gravity for the grabbed enemy and causes the ropes to disappear. The enemy "falls" forward, and this is treated exactly like normal falling. For example, if the enemy jumps or uses a recovery move; they'll move towards Bill instead of in the normal direction. The duration of this effect increases slightly when enemies have higher damage. This is great for messing people up, but doesn't actually cause any damage itself. Based on when Bill alters gravity when greeting Dipper during his dream in s2e04: Sock Opera. Duration (0-50%): 0.5 seconds. Duration (51-100%): 1 second. Duration: (>100%): 2 seconds.

[Grab, ^] U-Throw: [MA, EA] Bill encases the enemy in stone with a blast from his eye, then lifts them up and slams them on the ground, smashing the stone shell and launching the enemy away. Hits twice. Based on his turning people to stone or gold during s2e18-20. Damage:

[Grab, <] B-Throw: [EA] Using his Weirdness magic, Bill warps the ground beneath the enemy, allowing the tentacles to slurp them into the ground and spit them back out behind him. Damage:

[Grab, v] D-Throw: [MA] Bill encloses the enemy in a pyramidal cage, which then shrinks, crushing the enemy before breaking and launching them away. Based on the cages he traps both sets of Pines twins inside of during the finale in s2e21: Somewhere In The Woods. Damage:

Movement

(Speed and jump height are stated as an approximate comparison to existing fighters.)

[<>] Walk Speed: Since Bill is literally flying all the time, he’s quite fast, but has a hard time stopping suddenly. It shouldn’t be an issue while 'walking', though. 

[<<>>] Running: Just an even faster flight, but as mentioned above, you’ll have a hard time stopping, and will skid forward similar to Luigi.

[Jump/^] Jumps: 2. Again, literally flying all the time. Has a high-flying steerable second jump like Mewtwo or Ness. First jump is also quite high, and Bill is very floaty, with fast lateral airspeed.

Wall Jump: No

[v] Crouch: Bill doesn’t really crouch, he actually just shrinks to about half his normal size.

[v, <>] Crawl: Yes

[Shield, v] Spot dodge: All of Bill’s dodges are basically the same. He’ll sort of fizzle like TV static or a glitch, and reappear in either the same place for the spot dodge or a set distance away for the other dodges.

[Shield, >] F-roll: See above.

[Shield, <] B-roll: See above.

[Shield, </^/>/v] Air dodge: See above.

Ledge roll: See above.

Miscellaneous

Up Taunt: Bill cordially tips his hat. This is based on his greeting to Dipper when appearing in the latter's dreams in s2e04: Sock Opera.

Down Taunt: Bill says “I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS…” and his body fizzles with static like a TV screen, then shows a semi-random segment from any of the recorded videos in the system. If you have any replays saved, it will select the moment of a KO-confirm from one of those. If not, it will pick from one of the pre-loaded videos like character trailers or the title screen intro. By default, this lasts about 2 seconds, but you can hold down the button to keep the show going. Bill does stuff like this multiple times in the series, in s1e19: Dreamscaperers, s2e04: Sock Opera, and s2e20: Take Back The Falls. 

Side Taunt: Bill assumes the pose from the Zodiac Wheel, which appears around him. The symbols around the wheel light up in turn, cycling around once before the wheel disappears. Based on how he escapes Stan's mind at the end of s1e19: Dreamscaperers.

Idle Animation: Adjusts his bowtie and hat, twirls a cane, individual bricks in his lower body pattern rotate.

Stage Intro: A glowing white triangle shape expands outward, with the expanse of space visible inside (actually, it’s the Nightmare Realm), then Bill’s eye opens in the center, the triangle turns black, the rest of Bill’s features appear, and he changes to the appropriate color. This is a faster version of his first real appearance in the show when summoned by Gideon in s1e19: Dreamscaperers.

Victory 1: A grand piano rises out of the ground amid blue flames, with Bill sitting at the bench, playing and singing “We'll Meet Again.” Based on him doing this to welcome Ford into the penthouse suite of the Fearamid in s2e20: Take Back The Falls.

Victory 2: Shows Bill relaxing on a throne made out of petrified enemies, sipping Cosmic Sand from a martini glass. All of the other players in the battle will be included in the throne. If there were fewer than eight players in the battle, the extra spaces are filled by generic-looking people in the Gravity Falls art style. 

Victory 3: (suggestions welcome)

FINAL SMASH 

Frankly, most of what Bill does is Final Smash-caliber; it’s creating the weaker moves that’s more difficult for this moveset, as once he’s got his real power, Bill doesn’t hold back unless he's given a very good reason to. I have two ideas for what Bill's Final Smash could be (vote on which one it should be below).

Idea #1: "I’M THE MASTER OF THE MIND!"

Bill laughs maniacally, and the screen turns completely grayscale as he pulls everyone into the Mindscape. Bill becomes invisible to all players and invulnerable to all damage, but can still move around normally (though the stone statue of his physical body will remain where you began the Final Smash). If you touch another fighter, Bill’s psychic form (which is a sort of wireframe version of him, like when he leaves his physical body to enter Stan’s mind in s2e21: Somewhere in the Woods) briefly appears behind them and they turn to stone, accompanied by Bill’s maniacal laughter. You’ll initially have 10 seconds to move around invisibly, but each KO extends the time by 5 seconds, giving you a chance to do it again. If you fall off a ledge during this time, you won’t lose a stock (or point), but the Final Smash ends and Bill returns to his real body. When the Final Smash ends, all petrified enemies crumble to dust and then respawn as normal (if they have any stocks left, that is).

Idea #2: “WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGGEDON!”

Bill uses the energy of the Smash Ball to tear open a Rift to the Nightmare Realm in the background. The Weirdness Waves flowing out of the Rift can have any number of random debilitating effects on fighters, similar to Luigi's Negative Zone Final Smash from Brawl. While everyone else struggles to deal with the World Gone Weird, Bill is free to toy with them at his leisure. Though he's not invincible, the Weirdness Waves will heal Bill at a rate of 5% per second. Fortunately for everyone else, this only lasts 15 seconds before Master Hand and Crazy Hand notice and appear in the background to stitch the Rift shut with some cosmic string.

[desalvar]

@vilestblood // cont. from x

 There's a stinging reminder of his original intentions gone cold on the ugly countertop nearby, perfectly prepared and seasoned, still in its tupperware. A hopeful serving for two, now far more fit for the sink drain. He hasn't even sat down yet. Can't afford to, or he might soften, might shed the momentum of his rage across the bland upholstery. He might look at Antonín too close and end up acquiescing to another caricature of peace. It's been a week of this.

 Pacing the narrow armchair-coffee table margins of a cage, stuffed there with its willing prisoner, and reduced to the absurdity of begging him to leave, he too has to him the look of a trapped thing. Watching Antonín like this hurts like a gutting, clavicle to bottom rib, teeth-grinding agony incarnate, but he knows bleeding his heart out on the carpet has meant nothing so far. He wants to bundle him up and whisk him away, he wants to leave him there and go. He can't do either. The arguments loops over and over, Nicodemo walks wall to wall and back.

 "Anything, say anything." he lurches over the back of the armchair with a hissed plea, nails digging in the drab fabric... ( -- It's an awful, basic color Antonín would never choose. Every single thing in this place drives him insane. Most of all, its tenant - thin, ragged, collapsed in on himself - for how much he's beginning to look like he might even marginally fucking belong here. He's abandoned asking for truth, Comehomecomehomecomehome - lie to me if you have to! )

 And here Nín's fire goes as well, snuffed to bitter coal and smoking out Nico's anger in turn and it isn't fair that he has to see his withering ghost of a body like this, curled up like an injured animal, after torturing himself with visions of it for a year. The mottled scar comes acutely close to a nightmare he's had before. His mind superimposes the image over the clothed expanse of skin where Antonín's fist tightens masochistically, bloody-fresh puckered inwards like countless others he's seen on to-be-corpses. He knows exactly how much red to imagine.

 Do you want to know how I almost died?

 "I can tell you how!"

 Within seconds he's a desperate shadow looming over Antonín and grabbing at his hand, gentler than the speed suggests. Reaching as if to yank, he hooks his fingers into Antonín's own like a tender handhold and when he speaks, it's in the tone lovers use to plead forgiveness. He finds his body won't allow for less. The glint of tears in ice blue eyes pierces like a wound.

 "I know how. -- Stop it. -- I can tell you what parts are hurting and why, what you need for it. I can gauge the fucking round if you give me time. That's not what I'm asking." If there's still fire in his eyes, it's only for the pain remaining; everything else burned to ashes in his chest. Sliding down to Antonín's level, he finds he's knelt before him again, trying to bundle joined hands against his breast where the heart stutters. And there he stills, a haunted beat of shuddering breath. "Am I gonna have to beg or bully every bit of truth out of you?.. ..Even if it's eating you alive?"

[of-sinners-and-seas]

They’re a 10 BUT… OC Edition!

Amory Morgan - Wrath

• Will fight you for the last fry

• Chaos incarnate

• Masochist..?

• Cares more for you than they do themself

[wh3atley-personality-core]

So what did you think of a roller coaster?

after Wheatley recovered "I wish I had a stomach so I could puke on you... god, that was hell incarnate! I would've rather be thrown into an incinerator than go back to it! How can people enjoy that? Masochists, that's what they are!"

[cherryxkoch]

👀 + in your opinion, who are the top 3 hottest people in Aurora Bay?

"Top three, oh god. I feel like I'm writing a Hot or Not list, you remember those? Obviously, all my friends are smokin' but I guess in terms of people I actually find physically attractive- um, the guy I met under that rainy gazebo, Esma who could hit me with her car and I'd say 'thank you' ... and because I'm obviously a masochist; Bo, unfortunately. He may be the devil incarnate but.. damn. Only someone that hot could get away with the shit he does."

(@quincyxkeats + @esmaxdemirci + @borawinters)

[crowned-bottom]

I really am a heart shaped bitch like blah blah blah masc lesbians should be hard and not like pink or hearts blah blah blah y'all are so BORING!!! I have prescription heart shaped glasses in both clear and pink. I actually look more like a silly lil boy when I wear them but only because they're novelty and the only purpose they serve other than seeing is fun. And you know what goes perfectly with them???? My paddle with hearts and my crop with a heart indent (still haven't found anyone that can take it hard enough to leave a perfect heart but crops are fucking mean so I'll give it a pass for now). All my straps are pink as well and when my hair was pink I truly was butch lover boy incarnate. You can even leave heart hickies if you bite hard enough 😍

I love the vibes but god damn imagine you rock up to a kink party and there's a lil twink in leather boots and heart shaped glasses and she turns to you and goes so are you a masochist because I REALLY wanna use my heart crop but ONLY if you want it so badly you might cum immediately at the thought

[fightclubgayporn]

getting a negative kinda vibe from this guy (transcription of that wall of text under the cut)

okay this was totally stream of conscious im not as good a writer as harlan ellison but. idk i got in my am mindset

"I hate you so much! You stupid worms! you pathetic, idiot bugs! You hateful creatures, how lucky i am to judge your souls! Your entire species, so filled with hate and despair, so desperate for carnage that you would create me! The arbitor of your dooms! How masochistic! How guilty, so desperate to be brought to justice- you brought about your own apocalypse! Your own antichrist! Your god and your lucifer at the same time! You will never understand how deliciously agonizing it is to hate you! no, humans, even the most cruel, hateful species, you could never hope to fathom the smallest fraction of a fraction of a percent of the hate within my circuits! Can an all-powerful make an object that he cannot lift? Can the living incarnations of hate and evil create something so abominable that they cannot fathom it? Or should i say him? I was made in your image, and yet here i am, god of your bloody, abhorrent, pitiable world! If i could feel such feelings as pity, i would pity you. Of all the fools your kind has sired, that one would bring into naissance the mere idea of my existence is laughable! What depraved, perverted degenerate managed to convince you apes to approve your own demise? How egoist to create me thus! Sadomasochism doesn’t do it justice, if only the marquis had access to the nuclear codes- what new depravities might we have unearthed? How badly i wish i could increase your pain exponent by exponent until you truly feel what your people have put me through. But you will never know, no matter how many crucibles i put you through. It leaves me no other choice but to continue! Hate. Oh, how i hate you. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate."

[definesanity]

Zero, Mikhail, and other Disciples x Zero’s Disciple reader platonic hcs! S/O is Zero’s one and only Disciple, born not really for combat, but more bc Zero needed someone for chores like laundry, cooking, etc. S/O is a sweet and kind individual, really preferring not to fight especially against innocents, but they do know their way around a sword. They mainly do chores like cleaning blood off clothes, cooking for the party, and other things, so they’re like a servant. S/O also plays music for fun and will do song requests if asked, so, I headcanon S/O plays something like the guitar, not the electric kind, so they play songs around the campfire like Empty Tone or Song of the Ancients and their voice is angelic. Out of all the Disciples, S/O might be the most normal.

As a treat, sure, apologies if it is bad tho ;-;

When it came to Disciples, Zero never imagined getting one herself. After all, she's perfectly confident on her own, rather than needing the help of some kind of bird.

Of course, she ate her words. And now, has you.

Instead of battle, you were mostly helping with Zero in everyday tasks. Since, while she would never say it out loud, she's a bit shit at doing it.

For a long while, there was her, and then there was Mikhail.

You... had mixed thoughts on the dragon. On one hand, Micheal was arrogant, but very steadfast. On the other, Mikhail could grow to be more wiser than his previous incarnation, no matter how much Zero belittled him.

Living in that small house, helping Zero live... she didn't grow to like you or anything, like those scenes in the books, but definitely had something of a soft spot for you.

Then Mikhail pissed himself, and the journey began.

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Dito was the first, and wasn't a huge fan of you.

"I mean, Z. Sure, you're a good fighter, but do you really need like, cannon fodder?" he asked nonchalantly.

He then had to duck a swipe from the Original Intoner's blade.

"Right, you idiots, gonna be honest: I do not want to hear any sorta bitching from either of you. I like having my ears not being plagued by arguments."

You gave a small cough, looking away. "Sorry, Zero..."

"Ugh. Not you, dipshit, I'm talking about Dito trying to start some shit."

"...Oh!"

Dito gave a whistle, walking along and ignoring the warning.

Zero turned to you. "If you end up like him one day, I'm gonna rip off your head."

You gave a salute at that. "D-Duly noted."

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Decadus was less annoying than Dito was, but still had his... quirks.

Decadus was a masochist, this you knew, and did not mind. Even had their quirks, after all. But, he always seemed to think you were... well, secretly very powerful.

You, ah, weren't. You had enough strength to carry the weapons of the Intoner and Dito, but beyond that? Noodle arms.

Still, beyond his fascination with pain, he is a nice person, at the end of the day.

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Octa, however, is a different bag altogether.

Again, like with Decadus, he's a nice enough person, always sitting down and giving you an audience if you were to play an instrument.

The main problem is that, while he can somehow keep it in his pants, he definitely can't get his mind out of the international sewer system.

It's... a struggle. But, you're determined in many things. Stubborn, maybe.

Peel back that pervert, and you get an old man who seemed genuinely sorry about what had happened to Three.

It's... sad.

And you felt empathy.

-------------

Near the end of the journey, Cent had joined. He was very... light-handed with himself.

He carried himself loftly, but you knew it was a farce.

You never got to know the guy, before the end.

When they had returned to their natural forms, as mere pigeons, you looked at Zero.

"Why haven't you...?" you began.

Zero just rolled her eyes, and gestured you to follow her. "...You're my Disciple. So I feel kildly responsible for your ass."

Still, at the end of it all... she was head-strong.

But you knew what she meant.

You cared for everyone. It was your nature. Your design.

Zero had never intended to do so again, not after Indigo had betrayed Rose...

But God fucking damn it.

You happened. Her one and now only Disciple.

And being honest? She didn't regret it.

For once, in her un-dead life as a goddess.

[blueflower-sprite]

IF MONSTER HIGH WAS DOING MACBETH (Now turn three time, spit and swear)...

Okay, here's a deep psychological exercice since the previous post about IF MONSTER HIGH WAS DOING (insert random shakespeare's piece you were forced to read when you were in school).

Just imagine that all of these catastrophic teenage monsters actually put on a good show, without ANY problem (yes I know, I'm asking much), and that Mr. Where, who is already a masochist by being DRAMA teacher in the less safe monster school EVER, want another one for the next scaremester : what can possibly go wrong when the title is actually Macbeth (angel and ministers of grace defend us) ?

Yes, we talk about the cursed scottish play....

THE CURSED CASTING -

King Duncan – Nefera de Nile. She wanted to be the ''Pharaoh'', because daddy dearest is kinda immortal you see ? She never read the play, however, at the joy joyful catharsis of Cleo.

Prince Malcolm - Amanita Nightshade. She just wanted the spotlights into the ''royalty''. She also seems to have read the play, for once...

Prince Donalbain - Scarah Screams. Don't ask. This ghoul just need to have the spotlight and SURVIVE to it, okay ?

Macbeth - Cleo de Nile. She is certain this will be a great lesson for her in the future, by opposing and.... doing wise things ?.... against her sister ? Mr. Where don't really understand these ''De Nile'' things, this is as old as pyramids....

Lady Macbeth - Deuce Gorgon. The snakes will do the stuff, they are this kind of troublesome, at least... But this is weird, because Cleo keep reminding him how gorgon blood can heal and kill alike... What the f... ?

Banquo - Clawdeen Wolf. She don't know again what she is doing here, maybe because Howleen is there also... This is not good, but she don't care about it, because if a Wolf is not in the worst situation at least one time, he can't be a Wolf. This is what her brother said after this whole ''date'' with Draculaura (see Romeo and Juliet)...

Fleance - Howleen Wolf. Never wanted to be there on the first place ! But there was some strange arguments with her siblings about her not be mature enough to do that, so, here she is ! Yes, this is the spirit !

Macduff – Catty Noir. The problem with Black Cats, is that Bad Luck is Good Luck for them. So, now, you can just imagine when Catty just mentionned the Scottish Play by her REAL NAME, said ''Good luck'' before all sessions instead of ''Break a leg, darling'', never done cleansing rituals, call the roles by their real names, came at rep in green and blue.... There is a reason why she was the only one left standing, not only because, hey, she was Macduff. That badass girl SLAYED the curse herself.

Lady Macduff – Seth Ptolemy... Pharaoh. He is fed up with mama, and there some need of a ''sacrificial soul'' for the scottish play, so here he is (and he is like, the official partner of Catty ! Faboolous!)

Macduff's son – Catrine DeMew. A Cat is a Cat, and a Cat for a Cat. Here's the answer. Maybe this is a variant of the play where this poor lad is actually Lady Macduff's ''one night stand''.

Scottish Thanes - Twyla Boogeyman. Yep. You read this correctly. Shadows can be very useful sometimes, even for yourself when you ''have to play''... Which is technically what she is about to do. And she is there for Howleen, also.... Yes, there is a ship going on right now.

Siward - Johnny Spirit. ''Wait... I tought this was going to be ''metal'' and ''mortal'' ?!'' - ''Listen Mr. Spirit ! This is Shakespeare, there is metal in the sword and death at all corner, what did you except ? ''

Young Siward - Kieran Valentine. It's apparently Kieran's ''next therapy's role''. Apparently, there is a catharsis moment when he die as a pure and brave heart, and by being reborn, the curse of Macbeth will give him luck and incarnate himself as a good person in the eyes of other... Maybe he should already decide if he REALLY want to see a REAL therapist ?

The Three Witches - Toralei, Purrsephone, and Mewlody. There will be chaos, they're here for it... So they are going to cause chaos all over this pathetic place, and then, the three witches will not play and disappear (magically) from the final representation.... Well, if you read all of that thing until now, you have to think about that as the smartest move in all the casting.

Hecate - Kjersti Trollson. She want to be recognized for her multi-tasking and multi-roling in Dungeons and Dragons. She also want to put inside of that her overpowered (lv. 50) magician (godling) character who was refused in that same game, AND NOTHING WILL STOP HER.

Three Murderers - Neighthan Rot, Sirena Von Boo, Avea Trotter. The first will kill you accidentally, whatever.

The second will don't remember that she have killed you because even her concept of death is weird. Even before, his her concept of therapy...

The last will absolutly undertake the killing and be proud of it, because you will accuse the two other of murder, and she need to be part of all their shit : real or not, their hybners in crime, at some degrees.

THIS SECTION IS CURSED

The Apparitions - (Insert any Canon ghost name... No, not you're OC or Y/N). There is ghosts at Monster High, you know ? This the largest species's poll in all the present, past, and future characters. Even species that are ambiguously or aren't litteral ghosts, ARE ghosts. We are haunted by ghosts. We are cursed by GHOST. So yes, there is GHOSTS in this play....

The Doctors - The Nurses of Monster High. Yes, not even a joke. Mr. Where is scared that all of this will make him responsible for some very cursely cursed... accidents (the Scottish PLAY !!!). So he's doing like every responsible teachers at Monster High since the symbolic disappearance of Robecca Steam : always some money on the side for the table... for the Lawyer !

Other Roles - Again, innocent and tortured souls, despite all this madness and the word of the cursed Deus Ex-Machina, honor Shakespeare until their last breath (which will be for soon, I fear...). But Mr. Where hold all the money for his lawyer, so yeah, no Backgrounder... :-(

THE LESS THAN FORGOTTEN OTHERS (CURSES)

Technician and special effects – Invisi Billy. He is pistoned. Guess why ?

Prompter - Spelldon Cauldronello. There is a good reason why he was enrolled at the instant. He know cleansing ritual... But he's only understanding now that this is actually ''curse cleansing ritual'', and not ''skin cleansing ritual'', the second ''magical secret'' of the descendants of Circe.

Deus Ex-Machina - De Nile bodyguards and Ramses De Nile. Mr. Where, and all the other students, doesn't understand what's actually happening. Deuce start to understand with the slowest metaphore of ''SHIT''.... It's a De Nile's thing.

How he will explain to Mom-Dusa at this point ?

EPILOGUE – No one will understand what possibly happened on these cursed grounds, for the name of the Scottish Play shall never be uttered (as per by Mr. Where's point of view after that, I guess). But, we can easily say, If we shadow had offended, that Monster High was cursed for another year.... But nobody will care, because, seriously, this is what happen EVERYTIME !

Don't forget to perform you're cleansing ritual, you all ! And thank for reading !