#marylander answers

[leader-of-the-misfit-states]

I think Mary would absolutely use the crab cake watch vs crab cake warning to explain snow to the South, and I think they’ll just have to remember that whenever someone talks about snow

THAT POST MADE ME RETHINK IF MY STATE WAS A REAL PLACE. but yes!!! she is very passionate about crab cake watch vs. crab cake warning.

[mary voice] CRAB CAKE (snow) IMMINENT!!!!

[theywhoshantbenamed]

States get turned into babies, shits a mess, gov’s gotta deal with it

Oh it’s a mess

I did not mean for this to be a fully colored drawing I was just being a little silly by adding hair colors and I blacked out and it was like this when I regained consciousness

Anyways in this drawing the kids are Virginia, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Massachusetts

No rest for the Fed

[backjustforberena]

EVE BEST as ROSALINE WARD in “Maryland” 1x02 -  ( footage thanks to @evebestonline )

[wrong-answers-only-polls]

Maryland is a state in the US (for non-usians who dont know)

[fymo-blogs]

Can i get a maryland stimboard? For my creator.

(PLEASEEEE)

Ofc!

Warning for sharks below cut!

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Maryland stimboard

Requested by: @four-corners-dude

Themes: Water, coast, town

Song:

[bsideheart]

only way to get better at writing lyrics is to practice writing lyrics but jesus christ it’s not fun

[legthief]

What the fuck is the joke maryland au and why did you ominously rb mentioning it and NOT tell me please i need to know

LOL it's basically hypmic if they were marylanders instead, with each county as a division

buster bros - prince george's county (if you know anything about maryland you know why this is) mad trigger crew - baltimore (the city, not the county. homicide capital of maryland and formerly of america) fling posse - anne arundel county (for the casino and the mall) matenrou - howard county (middle class core) bad ass temple - montgomery county (large buddhist population, high median household income, many lawyers) dotsuitare hompo - frederick county (this took me a bit but i do think sasara would perform at shipgarten, which i know is not in frederick but it's not that far lol. vivziepop is from here and i think that warrants it being clown county)

these are all in central maryland because if you look at the hypmic map, all the divisions are in the tokyo area or other major urban centers. all of maryland's major urban centers are in the center; there's not a lot of people in the mountains or by the beach (and I don't see any divisions being in ocean city).

chuohku would be DC of course. the hypmic rice farm would instead be a hypmic corn farm and it would be in howard county. this is all for jokes and it started because of my headcanon that rio would buy this ugly ass old bay shirt for samatoki on a trip to the US

this would drastically affect hypmic due to the fact that the culture of the divisions is significant in how the characters are, so if you want to see what "baltimore samatoki" entails, i am willing to divulge more details!

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

For your "where is that Maryland picture from" question, the answer appears to be "Austria" https://www.1zoom.me/en/wallpaper/573640/z4008.3/2560x1440

Thanks, and can I say, lol.

Marylanders! If you didn't vote during early voting, polls are open and will be until 8 pm! If you aren't registered, here's how to register at the polls and what you'll need! If you have a mail-in ballot you haven't sent in, drop boxes are listed here. If you do not have childcare, you can bring up to two children (under 18) with you to the polls as long as they do not disrupt anyone. And if you want to specifically enshrine the right to "prevent, continue, or end" a pregnancy in our constitution (you do - this makes it very hard to outlaw abortion or restriction of birth control):

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[ohio-thestate]

What are you up to?~

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uh n-nithing much really, just normal state stuff... what about you?

[leader-of-the-misfit-states]

Mary and Cali autism duo who infodump on accident to eachother

FRRRRR

me when they have absolutely 0 social awareness (i love them so much)

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Little Maryland bringing his pet crab in for show and tell and crying when Little Louie tells him how best to cook him

Fun fact this actually kinda happened to me. One time my parents brought home live crabs to cook and eat and I got so attached to the one I chose that I wanted to keep it as a pet. I did end up eating it tho 😭

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

Adorned by stars | Changing States

When he hits the I-70, Jeremiah slots George Michael’s Faith into his ’98 Accord and drives with the windows down. His mother would chide him for two reasons: a) he’s wasting fuel and b) it’s begun to storm. But he likes the way the wind shears through his hair like a nail breaking drywall and he likes the way spats of rain settle on his skin like constellations because on the road, he isn’t just a hand for someone else to hold, a body to handle, a man who looks at another man and fears how much of himself he’s lost in his reflection. No. On the road he is the sky, adorned by stars of his own making, relentless in his abundance, blinking in the absence of any other light.

A little Changing States aesthetic & excerpt!

i'm so normal about him i'm so normal i'm so normal i'm so-

[starbuck]

okay, here’s a question: do any of you out there naturally use the phrase “whole-nother” to mean “entirely different,” i.e. “that’s a whole-nother thing”?

i’m trying to figure out if it’s a regionalism from the East Coast Mid-Atlantic area or just an overall Americanism.

[unofficial-illinois]

Will you be running in the gimmick presidential election? (respond with yes or no I'm a busy man who's making the Google form)

i will not, but have fun with that lmao

let's hope it goes better than our real election is bound to

[bungouchronicles]

@teddymochi is so maryland coded i swear and i need to say it, people keep agreeing pls agree with me as well

I have no idea what that means but sure!