#marry me (song) is also very will & molly tbh

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

Not to post about the gay cannibal ship and relate it to a good song, but good lord Paris is Burning by St Vincent is so Hannigram

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Idk if you'll appreciate these but:

Igor and Snape remind me of the guitar solo in Out of The Fire by Type O Negative or Change by Deftones

Igor and Charity make me think of basically any Sir Mixalot song but definitely the nasty dog one. I could totally see some Hozier like Too Sweet and maybe even some Britney Spears

Edmund makes think of Hit Em Up Style

Igor is.... a mess of his own aka My D!ck by Little Big

Rosekiller is like every MSI song ever

You get it, man

Alright so I had to go listen to some of these to give a proper expert opinion here but here's my verdict!!

I definitely agree with the guitar solo for crownest, the fact that there's no vocals seems very fitting for them tbh. I can see the vibes with Change by Deftones too, but I'm definitely leaning more towards Out of The Fire (I'm hoping I listened to the right one) Funny enough I don't think this is music Igor would listen to (I'm not too sure about Severus's taste in music) but Igor listens to those like,, lowkey misogynistic "get drunk, fuck a lot, titties, ass, any Macarena!" songs you know? Like Faggot by Mindless Self Indulgence and She's So Nice by Pink Guy or something like that vjnfjbgn

You're so right about Nasty Dog, I've not listened to a lot of other Sir Mix-A-Lot songs but I've had Nasty Dog stuck in my head for days now and it's so them jvfnjbgnjb. I was honestly sceptical with Too Sweet cause I was like surely that can't be their vibe but I pulled up the lyrics and OH MY GOD ITS SO THEM LIKE???? Toxic and Criminal by Britney Spears too tho, like it's a little basic but honestly that fits a bit with Charity's vibe vjnfbjg (sort of related but I do actually believe that Igor would get Charity's name tattooed on him in like fancy cursive or some shit, have a bit of soft Igor for once jvnfjbg)

Like,, these lines in particular are so sea bunny coded "He is a villain by the devil's law He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun That man's a snitch and unpredictable He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none"

"You keep telling me to live right To go to bed before the daylight But then you wake up for the sunrise You know you don't gotta pretend, baby, now and then"

"But who wants to live forever, babe? You treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate The rest of you like you're the TSA I wish I could go along, babe, don't get me wrong"

For Edmund I'm assuming you mean Hit 'Em Up Style by Blu Cantrell? Or am I just exposing my own music taste here lmaooo. I'm so curious as to what makes you think of him with this if it is the right one. He would be so offended that one would connect him to such a thing but also the whole "I'm mad so I'm gonna go spend someone's money" is,, very Edmund I fear vjfnjbngb. He is however also a "cheater" himself (as in he's engaged to someone and they don't at all care for each other but he does technically marry her and after lots of trial and error they have two kids but he still bats his lashes at Severus/sleeps with him later on) and does not really care if his fiancé/wife does anything similar. He's a pretentious prick who doesn't listen to anything but like,, violin and piano music or some shit like that

I'm once again assuming on the song that you mean Big Dick by Little Big because yes that is stupidly Igor in every way

Molly by MSI, obviously Faggot and What Do They Know? are so rosekiller coded tbh,, I feel like it's definitely more Barty's music taste than Evan's tho?? Or like,, Barty has no problem admitting that it's his taste in music where as Evan is like "I'll listen to it if you put it on but I will complain if there's other people" meanwhile he's made half the playlist and made Barty put it on lmao

Also you cannot convince me that Barty wouldn't listen to (and know all the words to) Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring. He has sung it to Evan during like,, karaoke while hella drunk. He also unironically listens to It's All About Me by Chelsea Staub from the 2007 live-action Bratz movie (that he also watched and thought was a banger).

Speaking of It's All About Me I think it's very funny that this is one of the like,, key Edmund songs. He'd HATE IT especially because Barty likes it but he's just,, he's such a selfish it-girl mean girl that it fits. Homeboy probably relates to Regina George and thinks she's being treated unfairly throughout the entire movie (not that he'd ever watch it willingly). If anyone goes to look up the song PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO if you don't already know it I beg of you, you need the full experience

This got so long but it was so fun to listen to all of these and add more songs jnfjbngjbg

[verytamenow]

evermore reactions

1. willow

why is this giving me kate bush vibes?

“but i come back stronger than a 90s trend” I LOVE IT

2.  champagne problems

“your mom’s ring in your pocket/my picture in your wallet/your heart was glass, i dropped it”

look not to be a gaylor on main but swiftgron. 

swiftgron swiftgron swiftgron

di really is the one who it’s never really over with.

are we going to acknowledge the timing of the 1 and di’s divorce

it’s nice to get the “i fucked up too” song

is di due to get married to molly??? are they even still together?

3. gold rush

this is apparently jack’s favourite so here we fucking go

the open vocals are something else

taylor is a jealous bitch and i feel like it’s hot af

anyone remembering the vsfs 14 gold wing outfit karlie walked in?

“what must it be like to grow up that beautiful” BIOTCH HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR

4. tis the damn season

the title intrigues me

“tis the damn season” cuffing season?

is this all “we’re over and it’s destroyed me?” i mean hoax as the final track of folklore gave that vibe

this is the anger phase of grief mixed with bargaining

plot twist - this is finally the reply to the guy from parachute who wrote kiss me slowly about her

emily? is this about the what if she’d not chosen fame? “it always leads to you and my hometown” = it always comes back to the same choice/trauma?

5. tolerate it

track 5, buckle up bitches and models

where is this going?

oof the chorus

this feels connected to the moment i knew

 but red season just passed so i could be projecting

this is heavy in a different way for track 5

it’s not the callout the last couple of albums’ track five have been and yet i feel it

6. no body, no crime

oo i already like this

this goes  hard

oh murder turn, d

idn’t see that coming

this NEEDS a music video taylor!

murderess!taylor has no right to be so hot

but she’s never hotter than when she looks like she might murder me

7. happiness

one fuck of a breakup song

this is a divorce song tbh

“when did all or lessons begin to look like weapons pointed at my deepest hurt” =“what you did was just as dark as when they pulled me apart”

WAIT IS THIS ABOUT SCOTT?!?!?

I think this is about Scott. holy fuck

fuck scott borcheta with a catcus

“no one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you and you know you hurt him too” oof why is this about my family

again vague kate bush vibes damn my father for making that a reference i can give

8. dorothea

this is a tone shift

so this is the hollywood song

why the fuck tupelo

9. coney island

“break my soul in two, looking for you, but you’re right here” ouch

anyone else weirdly relating this to mental illness? or having a loved over sinking in their mental illness or issues? all the blame and guilt and wanting to know if you could have done more to help or why you missed it until it was too late?

this also needs a music video

i’m gonna need a few listens to unpack this one

10. ivy

“i once was poison ivy”?

this feels a portal to a stone cottage in a forest clearing near a river or lake or coast. long forgotten yet lovingly cared for. hidden beyond a half overgrown dirt road

yet another affair song

i sense a theme

11. cowboy like me

dancing on this album as a metaphor is definitely A ThingTM

12. long story short

i want an 80s remix of this

it deserves it

i love this song so much

this is basically “hiddleswift was a clusterfuck and i wasn’t well”

the bit to her past me...they DID all self destruct

13. marjorie

yay it IS about her grandmother

“never be so kind you forget to be clever/never be so clever you forget to be kind” is a hell of a line

Taylor definitely has her sense of style

gods she was stunning

i can imagine how emotional she and andrea were putting together the footage

“I should have asked you questions, I should’ve asked you how to be, asked you to write it down for me” punched me in the gut. all the things i never got to ask my great grandmother, my grandfather, even my mother.

was the sound based on specific this she sung? i need to know

14. closure

this is a very different opening

Scott again?

could be an ex.

i imagine the “messy” sound is very intentional

in another life this would have been such a sassy pop single

15. evermore

yeah that sounds like anxiety and ptsd to me

december? oh now we’re bringing out the sads

the comfort to the hurt. fall and redemption.

\

[futurenostalgie]

85 questions

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

thank you to @blusyd for tagging me!! <3<3<3

last

1. drink - red wine

2. phone call - my mom

3. text message - my friend to try and meet up in Seattle

4. song you listened to - Play Ugly by AKMU

5. time you cried - like this morning when my dad raised his voice at me lmao

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - no

8. been cheated on - naw

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - almost

fave colours

12. Yellow

13. Pink

14. Red

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes!

16. fallen out of love - yes

17. laughed until you cried - yup

18. found out someone was talking about you - no?

19. met someone who changed you - indeed

20. found out who your friends are - meh sorta

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - nooo

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - almost every single one

23. do you have any pets - alas no

24. do you want to change your name - not really

25. what did you do for your last birthday - oh good lord I was at a tennis tournament in California and I played two matches which was like 6 hours of exercise and then we lost the 2nd one and I played terribly and everyone was all mopey and kinda angry about it and then we went to In n Out burger really late at night and everyone made me get one of those hats to make me feel better. Then I had to take a shower because I was covered in tears and sweat and sunscreen and cooking oil and I felt disgusting. The food made me feel better but overall worst birthday ever.

26. what time did you wake up today - 10:17

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - I think I was on this site?

28. what is something you can’t wait for - to go to Seattle this Friday!

30. what are you listening to right now - A lot of things want my playlist? ;)

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes

32. something that gets on your nerves - drama

33. most visited website - tumblr

34. hair color - dirty blonde

35. long or short hair - short but I want to go shorter. Probably an undercut. Or should I just buzz it off???

36. do you have a crush on someone - not really

37. what do you like about yourself - I’m a good writer, I’m generally kind, I’m strong, I like my lips, I’m very sensitive, i think I’m pretty genuine

38. want any piercings? - yeah but like I want a lot of them or none and I’m not motivated enough

39. blood type - is it bad that I don’t know? 👀

40. nicknames - vivvers, vivoline, vivolina, Cheryl

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - Pisces

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - favorite American show: the Knick (btw it’s Obama’s fave too) - fave kdrama: Scarlet Heart. Based on my taste in entertainment I apparently enjoy suffering

45. tattoos - no but i kinda want some

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - no

48. piercings - none

49. sport - tennis

50. vacation - like ideal vacation? Trip around the world

51. trainers - shoes??? What??? I don’t have very many sneakers

more general

52. eating - lately I’ve been eating these yogurt parfaits with granola, strawberries, honey, and a bit of really dark chocolate they make my day

53. drinking - water I guess

54. i’m about to watch - uh I started queer eye but I only watched a little bit because I was feeling antsy so probably gonna get back into it

55. waiting for - EXO’S COMEBACK GODDAMNIT

56. want - everything to work out

57. get married - probably some day

58. career - most likely a lawyer at this point but tbh who knows?

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - kisses

60. lips or eyes - lips

61. shorter or taller - taller? I wish I was taller. I was supposed to be taller

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship -  relationship!!!

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant I guess

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - no I don’t wear them

69. turned someone down - very vague but yes

70. sex on first date - no

71. broken someone’s heart - don’t think so

72. had your heart broken - yeah sorta

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - yeah

do you believe in

76. yourself - sure

77. miracles - no

78. love at first sight - meh

79. santa claus - no

80. kiss on a first date - yeah

81. angels - no but I wish

other

82. best friend’s name - my longest-term best friend is Molly 💕

83. eye color - hazel

84. fave movie - WTF THIS IS SO HARD I guess Nausicaä but it’s really just a tie between many

85. fave actor - hm...dunno I like Ji Soo, Gong Yoo, Lupita Nyong’o and Saoirse Ronan. Also Daniel Day-Lewis is a badass and Jude Law is super hot

I tag @ksooji @ilovkji @jongdaehyunh @angelzitao @sebaby-l @cosmicrailwaybisexual @yves-chuuu @byunselma @peachjunny @fluffy-xi @jirong-ie @thunderkjd @xiuxiuflake @hcneyeols @kailist @forevercassiexshawol @kthforjjk @moonylikeu @dduklore @xiutual

A bunch of you I don’t know very well but this questions tag says to tag a lot of people and I’d like to get to know more mutuals better so sorry for bothering you I just want to be friends :/

[killervibe]

The (God)Parent Trap

Killervibefanficweek18 Day 2: Undercover Missions!

Notes: This is a future fic that really took a life of its own!! It’s fluffy and I had a lot of fun writing it, enjoy!! <3

The (God)Parent Trap

Cisco knew this was a bad idea the moment this club’s DJ decided Rebecca Black’s Friday was worthy of being played.

Cisco shot Caitlin an agonized look.

Caitlin winced sympathetically, and opened her clutch for her phone. “I’m going to text Barry to let him know we made it in. You can try to fix the music.”

Cisco straightened his tie and marched over to the DJ’s booth with the determination of a soldier. “Oh, I’m three steps ahead of you,” he called over his shoulder, and grinned at the fond yet exasperated look on her face.

The DJ is a lanky, nerdy thing, very much similar to old pictures of Barry Iris showed Cisco from their days in high school. He tapped the kid on the shoulder, waiting for him to stop bopping to this horrible excuse of a song and remove his headphones.

“I’m sorry, Friday? What year is this, 2011?”

“I think it’s pretty rocking.”

Cisco groaned. “Okay, how much are they paying you for this gig? Fifty? Eighty? One Hundred?” Cisco slid over several twenty from his pocket. “I will double whatever they’re offering if you play something better. I’m desperate.”

The boy looked at the cash longingly, but shook his head.

“Sorry Sir, this song was requested.”

“By who?” Cisco cried, trying to forget that this dude called him sir. He may not be twenty-three anymore, and he may be wearing an itchy fake mustache, but god forbid anyone actually starts treating Cisco like an old irrelevant man.

The DJ pointed out a bossy girl teetering in heels wearing a flower crown.

“Oh Lord, she’s just as crazy as her father,” Cisco muttered under his breath. Of course it had to be Yelena, Dr. Sinister’s fourteen year old daughter.

Cisco rolled his eyes and left the DJ to his horrible life choices, maneuvering around the cheering pre-adolescent children on the dance floor as they slosh their orange crush over the rims of their red solo cups.

“It’s no use,” Cisco grumbled to Caitlin, who was leaning against the wall as Friday faded out and Miley Cyrus circa 2008 started next. He grabbed two drinks from a passing caterer tray. 

He peered into the first glass.

“Shirley Temple?” Cisco guessed, handing the pink concoction to Caitlin.

“Thanks,” she said. She took a careful sip, grimaced, then rolled her eyes at finding Cisco covering his ears like a child.  

“What do you expect?”  She said, and Cisco let out a long tired sigh. He hates when she excuses crazy situations they get themselves into with logic.  “This is a teenage dance hall converted into a makeshift club for the birthday party of a 14 year old who happens to be best friends with the daughter of Barry’s newest arch nemesis.”

“What I expect is to not have to fear that my brain will bleed out of my ears before the end of the day!”

“You’re being so dramatic,” Caitlin laughed, “As if you don’t love Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.”

Cisco scoffed, offended. “I’m sorry but Poker Face cannot even compare to Fly On The Wall and you know it.”

A teenager came up to them then. “Excuse me, are you two the chaperones?”

Caitlin bended down, “Yes! My name is Katherine Rodriguez and this is my husband, Arlo. We’re Sonya’s parents.”

The kid gave Caitlin and Cisco a once over. “You two don’t look anything like her.”

They shoot each other a quick look before both replying at the same time.

“She looks like her grandmother.”

“She’s adopted.”

Caitlin stepped on Cisco’s foot. “Uh, what we mean is we adopted Sonya when she was three but we were told she looks like her maternal grandmother.”

The girl snapped her gum, “Yeah, whatever. We’re, like, not friends or anything.”

Cisco tilted his head to the side and squinted. “Is there a point to this or…”

The girl seemed to remember the reason why she came and perked up, “Oh this is, like, tbh, really awkward now, but I just wanted to let you know that I caught her picking on Yelena. Maybe you should go and see what’s going on.”

Yelena Sinister. Dr. Sinister’s daughter. Perfect. The plan was working.

Caitlin tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, and blinked innocently. Cisco snorts. Is that how Caitlin thought it looked to be motherly? He’d tease her later about it if he didn’t find it so weirdly endearing. “Oh, I’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding,” Caitlin said, placatingly.

The kid looked skeptical, but put her hands up as if to say Oh well I tried  and turned back to the buffet table.

“Arlo?” Cisco exclaimed, scandalized, once the girl was out of earshot.  

“It rhymes with Cisco!” Caitlin defended, peering over the crowd for Nora. “It should be any moment now.”

“Are you sure she knows what she’s doing?” Cisco asked.

Caitlin nodded, “It’s Nora. She practically begged us to let her do it. Besides, you know she’d do anything to help her dad with a mission. Even if it means crashing a lame party and going by the terrible fake name Sonya.”

Cisco stopped sipping his club soda to retort, “Like Sonya is so much worse than Arlo.”

Cisco could feel they were just about to get into an epic bickering match over names when a man about five years older than Cisco comes towards them. 

“Excuse me,” The man interrupted politely.

He was tall and somewhat handsome, but very obviously not naturally blonde. However, Cisco supposed it wasn’t fair to judge. Caitlin was sporting a ginger wig, like she was channeling a young Molly Ringwald and Cisco’s own fake mustache and goatee Iris forced onto him made him laugh so hard the first time he saw himself in a mirror, they almost flew off his face.

“Are you the other chaperone?”

The question was pointed at Cisco.

“Yes, I’m Arlo,” Cisco introduced himself, and he really did have to fake the smile. He shook his hand, “And this is my wife, Katherine.”

“Oh!” The man flushed pink and began to stutter. “Oh, we met before.”

Caitlin began to flush too, and Cisco sensed he was missing something.

“Really...When was this?” Cisco asked.

“I believe you were with the DJ. You know, it’s so refreshing to hear our children listen to appropriate songs, thank you for reminding the DJ of that.”

Caitlin hid her laugh in a cough as Cisco’s fake smile turned into a pained expression.

“Well, yes. That’s my job, protecting the children,” Cisco said smoothly.

The man turned to Caitlin.

“I’m so terribly sorry, Katherine. I didn’t know you were married or else I never would’ve said those things.”

Cisco raised an eyebrow, “I’m sorry, what? Wait...Were you flirting with my wife?”

Cisco found himself getting ticked off, and it was weird, how he didn’t even have to pretend to feel vindictive. How he had no real claim at all over Caitlin but he still wanted to put his arm around her waist and drag her the hell away from this man.

Cisco didn’t like the way he looked at her. Cisco didn’t like the way she looked at him either, especially with her all flustered like this.  

Caitlin put her hand on Cisco’s arm, sensing his discomfort. “I thought Eric was being friendly, I swear. It didn’t click until just now.”

Caitlin’s explanation felt sincere, and Cisco felt himself unwind when Caitlin kissed his cheek, for show, obviously, but still, it was a nice gesture for him...Or was it for Arlo? Cisco was starting to get confused.

For what it’s worth, the man truly did seem like he wanted a hole to swallow him up.

“I’m so sorry I flirted with your wife, man. I was just saying she looks so young to have a teenage daughter.” Eric paused to look at Cisco, “I mean, so do you. Also, I couldn’t help but notice neither of you wear wedding rings.”

Oh damn. Cisco knew they forgot something.

Caitlin smiled tightly. “We’re both allergic to gold, not that it’s any of your business.”

“Of course. Again, my apologies. Anyway, whose parents are you again?”

“Sonya.”

“How old is she?”

Cisco and Caitlin both spoke at the same time. Again.

“Eleven.”

“Fourteen.”

This was why Cisco and Caitlin hated working undercover.They sucked. 

All three chuckled awkwardly.

Cisco cleared his throat, “We adopted Sonya when she was three...” He began, and Caitlin continued on for him when he began to falter.

“Exactly, so she’s really fourteen in age but we’ve only had her for eleven.”

They linked their arms together, smiling charmingly.

Speaking of their fake daughter, Cisco was hoping Nora picked up the pace so they could call Dr. Sinister already and get him out of his lair. Barry must’ve been staked out there for over two hours now.

Nosy Eric, as Cisco began to call him in his head, even though he probably doesn’t deserve it, frowned. “My daughter never mentioned her before. How does she know Vanessa?”

“Who?” Cisco frowned.

“Vanessa? My daughter.” Eric began to grow impatient, “The birthday girl.”

“Oh, right, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over this wholesome music!” Cisco replied, snidely.

Caitlin jabbed an elbow into Cisco’s rib. “Sonya was invited by Yelena. They go to piano lessons together.”

“I see. Wait a minute...Yelena doesn’t go to piano lessons. She does ballet.”

Thankfully, Nora swooped in and saved them when a loud crash followed by shrieking caused everyone to swerve their heads to see what the commotion was.

Cisco, Caitlin and Eric ran over to the dessert table where Nora was bent over, hands on her knees, laughing her ass off at Yelena who was on the floor, covered head to toe with hot melted chocolate from Vanessa’s chocolate fountain.

“You little bitch!” Yelena cried, slipping in the gooey mess as Vanessa stood several feet away completely stunned.

“Language!” Eric scolded at her, but it became very clear he agreed. 

The snitch that advised Caitlin and Cisco crossed her arms over her chest and sighed loudly, “I warned you.”

All of their friends were pointing and laughing, which would’ve made Cisco feel a little bad if she wasn’t the spoiled brat spawn of one of Earth’s most despicable metahumans. 

It was time to spring to action.

Cisco offered Yelena a hand as Eric began to scream at Caitlin about Nora ruining his daughter’s party.

“Your daughter did this?! I thought you said they were friends!” Eric accused, snapping at the teens to put their phones away.

“I can’t believe Sonya did this, I’m so sorry,” Caitlin apologized profusely, pretending to be aghast.

Cisco looked at his goddaughter straight in the eye and mentally psyched himself to sound as fatherly and as angry as possible when all he wanted to do was laugh. She quirked an eyebrow challengingly with a mischievous smirk.

“Sonya Isabella Rodriguez how dare you,” he scolded, “Your mother and I raised you so much better than this. Have you not one ounce of shame? This behaviour of yours is out of hand!”

Nora pinched her fingers together discreetly, telling him to tone it down a notch.

“But Daaaaaaaaad!” Nora whined, “You would’ve done it too if you knew what she’s like!”

“I don’t care,” Cisco said, “You’re coming home immediately. Apologize to this poor girl right away. Also you’re grounded.”

Caitlin rushed to the table to get napkins and wiped off the chocolate from Yelena’s hands.

“Here,” she said, whipping he phone out where it was conveniently left at the dial page. “Call your parents, honey. They’ll pick you up.”

Smart move, Cisco thought. Now Caitlin will have Dr. Sinister’s cell phone number, a valuable asset for tracking him in the future, and potentially finding out where else he goes.

Teary-eyed and humiliated, Yelena took Caitlin’s phone gingerly and called her father. She began wailing into the phone, and Cisco continued to fake berate Nora until she hung up.

“My daddy is coming right away to pick me up,” Yelena sniffed, picking her wilted flower crown from off the sticky floor.

Cisco shuffled Nora towards her. “Yelena, Sonya has something she’d like to say.”

Caitlin grabbed her cell back,  texting Barry that Dr. Sinister should be leaving any minute, and that he should go ahead the moment the coast is clear.

Yelena shot Cisco a death glare she definitely learned from her father. “Your daughter is a fake ass wannabe weirdo who doesn’t even go to our middle school! I never invited you! Nobody knows who you are! How dare you crash Vanessa’s party!”

Nora’s jaw dropped, “Yeah, well you’re a prissy princess daddy’s girl! Even worse, your dad is a total psycho!”

Yelena gasped, then lunged at Nora, slapping her right across the face.

Cisco sent Caitlin a panicked look. Name calling and slapping fights that could end up exposing their fake identities during their undercover mission was not part of the plan.

“Okaaay! That’s enough! We’re going home now!” Cisco said in a rush, dragging Nora away by the collar of her skater dress. Quickly, Nora sped the three off to the dance hall’s lobby where Cisco opened a breach and they all quickly jumped through it and into Star Labs.

~.~

Iris startled at the control board of the cortex. She surveyed the three of them catching their breath and narrowed her eyes. 

“Why is there chocolate all over my eleven year old daughter’s hair?”

Nora threw both her hands up in the air, “You were the one who said Uncle Cisco and Aunt Caitlin needed me to get into the party!” 

Iris opened her mouth, closed it, then opened it again. “Well... Yes, but it was their job to end the party and get Dr. Sinister out of his lair! Not yours.”

“Hey,” Said Cisco, putting a hand on Nora’s shoulder. “We were the ones that let   Nora get involved in the mission, and she did an excellent job, if not slightly carried away at the end, but who could blame her.”

Iris massaged her temples, “You couldn’t have pulled the fire alarm or something?”

Caitlin shrugged sheepishly, “...We didn’t think of that.”

“Sweetie, come here,” Iris said to Nora, but at that moment Barry’s voice crackled over the intercom system, requesting Iris and Cisco for help.

 He must have found something in Dr. Sinister’s lair.

“Ah crap,” Iris sighed, “Caitlin, do you mind?”

Caitlin shook her head and beckoned Nora over to the Med Bay, “Here, let’s get you cleaned up.”

She made Nora sit on the examining table and wet some paper towels to wipe the chocolate out of her hair.

“That was fun,” Nora said happily.

“I”m glad you thought so, but I’m sorry you got hit. Does it hurt?”

“Not really,” Nora reached towards Caitlin’s head to take off the red wig. “You looked like Kim Possible.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment,” Caitlin smiled.

“Aunt Caitlin, can I ask you a question?”

Caitlin turned off the water faucet, and turned towards her, all ears.

“Sure,” Caitlin replied.

“I saw that guy talking to you. Why didn’t you get his number?”

Caitlin raised an eyebrow at the little speedster. This wasn’t what she had in mind when Nora asked to chat. 

“It would’ve blown the cover. I was pretending to be married to Uncle Cisco, remember?”

“But you’re not in real life!”  Nora objected.

Caitlin handed her a junior sized Star Labs sweatshirt and sweatpants to change into. Nora hopped off the table to get dressed.

“Yes,” Caitlin agreed, “But that man didn’t know that. I didn’t want his number anyway.”

“Why not?” Nora asked innocently.

“I just didn’t.” 

“So if you’re not with anyone, and you’re not really with Uncle Cisco, then why haven’t you or Uncle Cisco ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?”

Caitlin paused, taken aback. It was true that she had been single for a long time, but coincidentally, Caitlin had never been more content in her life than she was now. She had her life back in order, she had struck up an unlikely friendship with her alter ego, who had been less Killer and more Frost for several peaceful years. She made amends with her mother and was in fact really proud of her work with Barry, Star Labs and her personal research.

 “I can’t speak for Uncle Cisco but I’m happy with my life as is. I don’t need anyone new.” Caitlin looked out the window at Cisco, giving Barry directions of what kind of tech to look for in Dr. Sinister’s lab and sighed wistfully.She was right. She didn’t need anyone new. It was an old friend that she had wrapped around her finger.  

Nora followed her gaze.

“You looked awfully happy pretending to be Mrs. Rodriguez, though,” Nora pointed out.

Caitlin blushed. It wasn’t lost on her that there was a lot of truth to that statement. “I was playing pretend,” Caitlin insisted, knowing how weak that sounded..

Nora put a hand on her hip sassily, pursing her lips a lot like her mother.

“Were you, though?” She pressed.

Caitlin ruffled the damp hair of Nora’s head, shutting down the conversation all together. She loved the kid, but she sure was Barry Allen’s daughter, meddling in personal affairs.  “You’re all good to go. Why don’t you run home to your brother. I’m sure he misses you.”

“Yeah, okay.”

Caitlin opened a drawer and handed her a lollipop. Nora rolled her eyes. “I’m too old for these.”

Cisco peeked his head in at that moment, his faux facial hair all gone, “No no,” He admonished, “You’re never too old for candy.”

He snatched Nora’s lollipop out of her hand, unwrapped the plastic and plopped it in his mouth. “Your loss my gain,” he said, muffled around the candy.

“Just think about what I said,” Nora told Caitlin, then sped out the building.

Cisco leaned forward. “What was she talking about?”

Caitlin fiddled with her medicine drawers. “Um,” she said lightly, shaking her head like it was no big deal, “Just about us being Mr. and Mrs. Rodriguez. She didn’t quite believe that we were acting.”

Cisco sat in down heavily in Caitlin’s office chair. “But you told her we were…” 

“Of course.” 

Cisco sighed. “Right.” 

Caitlin turned around, curious at Cisco’s tone of voice. “Why, you wish we weren’t?” She felt overly conscious about the way her heart  sudden quickened in pace.

Cisco made a contemplative humming noise, “Weeeellll,” he dragged out the word, avoiding Caitlin’s gaze. He toyed his dress shoes into the floor as he swiveled left-right-left in her chair and removed the candy from his mouth. 

“Arlo might’ve been a little jealous that a man was interested in his wife. It made him feel a bit stupid. Arlo has this amazing beautiful woman and he never really tells her enough what she means to him, he always kind of assumed she knew.”

“Ah,” Caitlin responded. Cisco glanced up at her, vulnerability written all over his face. “What does Katherine think?”

Caitlin lifted a shoulder, nonchalant. “Katherine was too wrapped up in her feelings about Arlo to even notice that another man was interested. Katherine felt silly that she lost her touch. And then she felt not so silly, because who was she trying to impress, if Arlo cared about her so deeply without her even having to try?”

“Really?” 

They weren’t joking anymore. 

Caitlin nodded. “Yeah.” 

“I do,” Cisco breathed. “Care about you deeply. So much. For so long.”

Caitlin felt like she might die. In a really good way. In a ‘I ate three belly burgers and had one milkshake too many but I’m so very happy’ way.

“Is this Arlo talking or Cisco?” Caitlin teased, holding her breath.

Cisco stood up and grabbed Caitlin’s hand, tugging her towards him. “It’s Cisco,” He said softly, seriously. “It’s me. I’d be lying if I said you’re not who I want. Who I think about all the time. Who I’d want to be my partner in crime not just when we fight crime.”

Caitlin squeezed their joint hands. “That’s a relief. Caitlin feels the same way.”

Cisco moved closer, following Caitlin with his eyes, beaming. He leaned in just as Caitlin placed her hands on his waist when Nora zipped back into the Med Bay with her twin brother in tow, scaring the two half to death.

They jumped into each other’s arms as Nora crowed in victory. “Thank you speedforce!” She exclaimed, “I did it! You owe me ten bucks!”

“Congratulations,” Don cheered as unenthusiastically as a kid could sound. “No offense, but I thought it was never going to happen.” He handed Nora a crumpled Hamilton.

“See, I told you it would work!” She stuck her tongue out at Don smugly.

Suddenly all the puzzle pieces clicked. “Wait a minute…” Cisco said, shaking his head at Nora, impressed. “We’ve been bamboozled! You were the one that put the idea that we should be your fake parents in our heads! You set us up!”

“To be fair,” Nora pointed out, “You are our godparents, so it’s not like it’s that unrealistic.”  

Caitlin tilted her head, thinking that reasoning over. “I don’t think that’s how it works.”

“Who cares!” Nora cried, “You’re together now!” 

“Okay, thank you, we owe you. Now let us have our moment!” Cisco said, ushering the Tornado Twins away. 

They zoomed off, and Cisco could hear Iris yelling after them as he pulled the curtain around the bed. 

“Now,” Cisco said, winking, “Where were--Mmmph!”  

 Caitlin cut Cisco off, finally bestowing him their long awaited kiss. 

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INTRODUCING…. me.

Yoyoyyoyoyoyo I’m Val, if you didn’t know yet, 22, and I go by she/her pronouns. I live in Québec aka I’m a French speaker and I’m in the EST timezone. As for triggers and suc, I don’t really have any? There are things that make me uncomfortable but I just... deal with it. Although incest and rape are big nonos, but I do believe no one rps that anymore. And the only thing I refuse to do is writing smut. It makes me hella uncomfortable so please please if our characters do it, let’s just time skip/fade to black, kay?

INTRODUCING…. the muses.

Okay sorry for the long list, and you B E T there’s more I want abcelqvq

AILEEN CARTER, alexandra daddario, ( 30 ) + the other woman by lana del rey.

ANDREI PETRAN, sebastian stan, ( 31 ) + alabama song by the doors.

CAROLINA TANNER, freya mavor, ( 22 ) + air balloon by tlily allen.

CASSIOPÉE “CASSIE” MONAGHAN, lily collins, ( 24 ) + boys by charli xcx.

CHRISTELLE “CHRIS” PATTERSON, cara delevingne, ( 25 ) + s. l. u. t. by bea miller.

DAVID “DAVEY” MORENO, ricardo hoyos, ( 21 ) + monster by imagine dragons.

ELLIOTT WHITLEY, luke bilyk, ( 23 ) + heartbreaker by pat benatar.

ETHAN CLARKE, gregg sulkin, ( 24 ) + animal i have become by three days grace.

ISABELLA PEREZ, becky g, ( 19 ) + mother mother by the veronicas.

JACOB DUNN, michael b jordan, ( 29 ) + rest of us by simple plan.

KIERAN DOYLE, aidan turner, ( 33 ) + i’m a wanted man by royal deluxe.

LAVINIA DUVAL, elle fanning, ( 20 ) + prom queen by molly kate kestner.

MAUREEN AVERY, emeraude toubia, ( 25 ) + sweeter place by svrcina.

MELODY THORNE, olivia taylor-dudley, ( 28 ) + house of the rising sun by lauren o’connell.

OLIVIA TRAVERS, marie avgeropoulos, ( 26 ) + fight like a girl by zolita.

ROSALIE THORNE, olivia scriven, ( 20 ) + paint it black by hidden citizen.

SKYLER FIELDS, holland roden, ( 27 ) + radio silence by alyssa reid.

WILFRED OLLYSTER, dean geyer, ( 28 ) + carmen by lana del rey.

INTRODUCING…. wanted plots.

I... honestly want everything just hmu with all them plots like... please I’ll give angst and fluff, romantic and platonic and familial(as long as it’s possible) I just want them all. As for what I like... just gonna list a few ones: secret relationships, fake relationships, unlikely friends, childhood sweethearts who promised to marry but then got separated, rivals(with benefits as well is very good), drinking buddies, party buddies, and please someone come fuck me up with a bonnie and clyde kinda plot I’ve been dYING for one since forever.

INTRODUCING…. the favorites.

I’m a freaking Libra and I’m indecisive af so this is gonna be short. Because I can never remember favorites and also they keep changing.

FAVORITE MALE FCS TO PLAY INCLUDE Sebastian Stan, Cody Christian, Jack Falahee, Alexander Koch, Dacre Montgomery, Nicholas Hoult, and that’s about it because my muse for males is always smaller tbfh.

FAVORITE FEMALE FCS TO PLAY INCLUDE Freya Mavor, Kylie Bunbury, Camila Mendes, Emeraude Toubia, Sarah Hyland, Zoe Saldana, Karen Gillan, Margot Robbie, Lily Collins, Sophie Turner and probably a bunch of others I forgot.

FAVORITE CS TO PLAY AGAINST I don’t really have I’ll roll with everyone unless they trigger me.

FAVORITE FRANCHISES INCLUDE Star Wars, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, MCU, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park/World, Alien.

FAVORITE ANIMALS INCLUDE cats, wolves, fishes, lobsters, snakes, lizards.

FAVORITE ANYTHING ELSE I really don’t know how to do it nothing comes to mind tbfh.  I don’t really do favorites so I really can’t think of what else to put there.

INTRODUCING…. future plans.

I don’t really know what I want exactly out of this place, but I know for sure it’s an outlet for me to play new muses and old ones I haven’t been able to in a while. I do know I want CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT for all of my muses, I’m a sucker for that. Like get Andrei out of alcoholism, make Kieran discover he has fucking feelings, have Lavinia feel that gap in her heart, literally e v e r y t h i n g that develops my characters. But I’m really a “go with the flow” kind of girl so we can just plot and write and see where it leads us. And I do have at least like 5 more muses I want to bring in and it’s really damn hard to resist.

INTRODUCING…. why i said fuck it.

I joined because FUCK IT is my new motto. Tbh I’m just done with all those strict activities but with the hypocritical “we know everyone has a life outside of rp” yeah yeah stop lying. It’s just shit how they supposedly know we have a life but give us like 3 days of inactivity and we’re out. Like my work schedule is shit I won’t have time to come on everyday(and yeah I have here but it’s so chill I want to come here every day). Plus, activity limits kinda forces me to write out threads I might not currently have the muse to write and it actually ruins my general muse for the characters and the roleplays. Also, I have some characters(Kieran and Wilfred are examples) that don’t always fit well in any other rps so this place is the best one for writing them. Also I love that there’s no character limit because I always have muse for new characters but then in regular rps, it means I have to drop other characters and it’s... shit.

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doooo you have any ficrecs???? you have such AMAZING taste and write SOOOO GOOOD and i've hitten a dry spell tbh. haven't really found anything i like lately, and that's made me go 'daaaamn'. please, you're my only hope.

Thank you so much, Nonny!

I’ll admit, recently I’ve hit a bit of a dry spell myself in terms of reading fanfic, only hitting up AO3 occasionally in between everything else.

First up, a quick warning: not all of these are Sherlolly, but they’re here because they are among the fics that I’ve read recently which have made me go full-on Bill and Ted style ‘woah’. That, or they've made me smile, laugh and feel good things -- which, in our current world, is very much needed.

Call forth Eurydice, by @miabicicletta  

Once upon a time, began the tales of princesses and knights, of witches and demons. Brave hope in lost quests, and true love conquers all. What foolishness they professed. What ignorance they clung to.

My Conflict Kills, by @introspectivenavelgazer  

Why he picked her, Sally would never understand, but it was nice. She knew he wanted someone honorable on his side, and he had slowly seduced her over to him. Being a smart man, he was also careful not to discuss his work nor ask her about hers. They were in a bubble -- a carefully tended sanctuary that would eventually pay off for the both of them.

The Shadow of Death, by @the-reylo-void  

He is Death's instrument, unrepentant and unyielding. But her flame burns so bright...

(Yep, I'm including Star Wars recs among the Sherlock recs, which will includes Reylo. Understand, I know that Reylo is a controversial ship, so I don’t expect you to read all these recs.)

Closer Than You Think, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips 

One night when she felt particularly sorry for herself, Rey signed up on the dating service, figuring somewhere in the galaxy there was someone who wouldn’t find her repulsive. Or terrifying. Or whatever was wrong with her.This, then, must be the universe laughing at her.

Somewhere It Hides a Well, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips

Luke Skywalker has always been a wanderer. Good thing he's always had a guardian.

It's Never Twins, by @thewinterspy  

There was a monster under Brea's bed.

Porgs, by @tehanufromearthsea  

Porgs think of Luke Skywalker as the eccentric but harmless giant who lives on their island. Life on Ahch-To can be pretty dull, so at least Luke gives the Porgs something to watch.

Then another of his kind arrives, with her friends, and life on Ahch-To gets a lot more entertaining for the porgs.

Then comes the invader...

It's Quiet Uptown, by @cosetteskywalker  

He wants nothing more than a presence, something near him, that could convince him he isn't just in a void... but the only person he can reach is someone who wants nothing to do with him.

A Thousand Teeth and Yours Among Them, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips  

Rey and Kylo Ren have met in battle countless times. But this time is different.

Overnight Sensation, by @greyjedireylo  

Kylo Ren, swimming legend, media darling, known asshole, is chasing his grandfather's medal record in his fourth Olympics.

Rey Niima, nineteen-year-old nobody, proud new owner of two gold medals, is breaking records and grabbing the attention of the world in her first Olympics. The attention that's not riveted on Kylo Ren, that is.

Or, the media dubs Rey 'the female Kylo Ren' and Rey's had enough.

On Beds of Asphodel, by ambiguously

Rey and Kylo are exposed to sex pollen, then they fuck like space bunnies.

And I'm gonna be selfish for a moment and rec some of my personal favourites of the stories I've written:

The Hunter & The Game

Molly Hooper's sister Emily works as a secretary. When asked to run an errand for her sister one winter night, Molly becomes entangled in a web. And Sherlock Holmes is the spider who very much would like to catch her.

A Worthy King

Recently made King after a lengthy war, and seeking an alliance with enemies still licking old wounds, Kylo Ren seeks a bride. For his choice, he decides upon Lady Rey Kenobi.

Yub Nub, and a Celebration Song (otherwise known as 'I went to Endor for a battle and all I got was married to my enemy')

It starts with a forest moon, a destined clash between Kenobi and Skywalker, and some Very Determined Ewoks.

Cherry Print

Recuperating from a particularly difficult case at Molly Hooper’s flat, Sherlock discovers an old cherry print bra underneath her bed. Things snowball from there.

Biscuits and Biryani 

In which Molly Hooper shares tea and chocolate-covered shortbread with her former master, Death and he worries about her cat's weight. 

I hope all of that helps unstick you from your dry spell, Nonny!

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All of them (bc why not)

HOLY CRAP HERE WE GO

Harry Potter: How do you want to be remembered?

As someone who made a difference; someone who was kind, sweet, funny, and loving. 

Hermione Granger: If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?

Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket- This man is amazing. He’s my favourite author and I couldn’t even begin to express how much I love him.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- Another one of my favourite authors. He was insanely intelligent and just sounds like an awesome guy.

J.K. Rowling- Obviously.

Gerard Way- His songs mean so much to me, and his art is amazing…I just love him so much

Dan and Phil- (including them as one fite me) They’re so smart and funny and sweet and I just really really want to meet them.

(that’s just the first few to come to my head)

Ron Weasley: What ice-cream flavours do you love/hate?

Mint Chip is one of my favourites (fun fact! for a while I only said it was my favourite because it was my favourite character’s favourite flavour). I also L O V E cookie dough and cotton candy. I cant hate ice cream broski

Hagrid: If you could breed two totally different animals together, what new animal would you create?

A turtle and a sloth. No specific reason why.

Dumbledore: What is your most treasured possession?

My books, probably. (This includes my sketchbooks)

Voldemort: On the first day of ruling the world, what would you do?

Remove all laws against things people can’t control or that don’t harm others (being gay, bathroom bans, religions, etc.). After that I’d order the wealth of the world to be spread more evenly, as well as the food.

Fred Weasley: If you were told you only had one week left to live, what would you do?

Cry? Then I’d probably read, try to do something impactful, start a fundraiser (people love to donate to dying teens) so the funds could go somewhere important like disaster relief.

George Weasley: If you could read minds, whose would you want to read?

Authors mostly. Also my friends, see how they really feel about me.

Draco Malfoy: Do you like yourself?

I’m working on it? I know I don’t hate everything about myself (even though it feels like it sometimes), and I’m trying to be more positive.

Ginny Weasley: What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?

Drawing and listening to music.

Neville Longbottom: What’s your fondest memory?  

(Oh it sounds so pathetic) Going to Universal? Honestly I was shaking it was literally like stepping right into the movies I’ve been watching since I was 2. I really love the peaceful happy moments spent with friends and my cousins (they live like 10 hours away). Singing and feeling genuinely happy.

Luna Lovegood: What are your favorite lyrics?

Oh there are SO many I’ll just go with the ones I can think of first

“I never let them see the worst of me. ‘Cause what if everyone saw? What if everyone knew? Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too?” Words Fail, DEH

“I cry tears you’ll never see. So fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean, and leave me be.” Save Rock And Roll, FOB

“Oh how stupid to think that I could compare to the pretty girl with the butterscotch hair. And I won’t hate you but oh, it stings. How does it feel to be adored by him?” Adored By Him, Dodie Clark

All of Waving Through A Window

And wow that was depressing how about a nice one

“Take my jumper. Wear it, you’ll need it on the train home. And everyone will know that I’ve been loved tonight; a permanent hug from you.” Permanent Hug From You, Dodie Clark

Severus Snape: Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?

Wow there’s a lot…incorrect grammar, being able to hear people chewing, clicking noises with no rythm or beat, people being too physically close…

Remus Lupin: What is your greatest fear?

Being alone.

James Potter: If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?

Honestly I have no idea…I have yet to decide on a favourite animal, drinkwise maybe one of those punches with pop and ice cream, and ice cream flavour…uhh is music a flavour?

Lily Potter: Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

Anyone? People in general, I don’t really see myself as a person anymore, or at least worthy of the same respect and treatment so I’d do a lot for other people and yes, if it came to it, probably die for them too.

Sirius Black: What are your views on sex?

Personally I think it looks like a great thing to be shared with the right person. I think everyone has a right to their own bodies and their own decisions but I personally would have to be with someone for a while first.

Tonks: if you could be anyone else for a day, fictional or non-fictional who would you be any why?

Oh man idek that’s so difficult…..maybe Tonks? Honestly she’s so sweet and fun and CONFIDENT I could totally learn from that. Plus the metamorphagus powers would be awesome. and of course she’s married to remus

McGonagall: What do you believe I am thinking right now?

I think you’re doing the Jared Kleinman Laugh TM because of all the work you’re making me do.

Bellatrix: three words would others probably use to describe you?

annoying, irritating, stupid hopefully sweet, kind and funny

Lucius Malfoy: Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

I love debating, but actual arguements happen VERY rarely…I never stand up for myself so the only time I’ll argue with someone is if they’re hurting one of my friends.

Molly Weasley: What do you define as a family?

A group of people who love each other, feel comfortable around each other, and support and bring out the best in each other.

Arthur Weasley: If you could have any career possible, what would it be?

FULL TIME LIBRARIAN, PART TIME TATTOO ARTIST

Peter Pettigrew: If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?

If I had to, I would put much more thought and research into it but atm probably Beatrice or Elizabeth or something gender neutral

Umbridge: If you could choose, how would you want to die?

I WANT TO BE HIT BY AN AMBULANCE, AND HAVE JUST ENOUGH CONCIOUSNESS TO SAY “SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE”

Colin Creevey: Who inspires you?

Youtubers like Dan and Phil, Thomas Sanders, and Dodie, as well as the members of MCR and authors and artists in general.

Dean Thomas: Are you generally organised or messy?

It’s a mix. I want to be organised, and some places of my life are organised (my closet is organised in rainbow order as well as type of clothing) but others are horrible (my room is a dump).

Seamus Finnigan: What makes you laugh?

Youtube, memes….everything tbh

Dudley Dursley: Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Not gonna say the name but there’s a person I know who basically destroyed my mental state. They insisted they were a friend while shredding any self-esteem I had to bits. They made it nearly impossible for me to talk, telling me “no one cares” “shut up” or “you have no friends” anytime I opened my mouth, which of course echoed in my head when they weren’t around. They terrify me, because I know they can rip down the self-confidence I’m working so hard to build back up with a sentence. And I have to see them every day again. And they’re acting just like they used to.

Vernon Dursley: Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

Gosh this is tough. I don’t really…have a best friend. I used to, years ago. And last year, another person. But at the moment…no one. So that makes it really hard to choose someone. I know it doesn’t have to be a best friend but there isn’t really anyone else, either so…no…one?

Petunia Dursley: How close are you to your family?

Fairly? I feel like I hide a lot though.

Victor Krum: What is your favorite form of exercise?

none probably hiking on a nice cool day in the forest. Or sit-ups. Those aren’t too hard, so I don’t mind them.

Dobby: Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

(FINALLY LAST ONE) For most things, I very much need a plan. Otherwise I panic. If it’s just hanging out with friends, though, I do enjoy just wandering around shopping at festivals or downtown (but there has to be a set plan to get there ha)

[sherlockxreader]

Requests Update!!!

A/N: This is the order in which we received these requests. I’m going to try writing them in the order we’ve gotten them so expect this to also be the rough order in which they’re posted. 

Also of yours isn’t here and it was sent in before the requests closed, I’ve probably lost it somewhere. Feel free to resend it (make sure to specify that it was before the close off please!!) and I’ll work out roughly where it’s meant to be in the list. Thanks guys!

- Maddy

REQUESTS IN PROGRESS

1.  Could you do a fic where the reader gets her hair cut short like a boy and Mycroft and Sherlock make fun of her and she starts crying but John thinks she looks beautiful and confesses his feelings for her to cheer her up? And then they kiss or something? Thx! - anonymous

2.  Can u please do a reader x Sherlock where the reader is a Muslim, wears a headscarf and is British Bengali. Sorry that’s super specific but I never see anything like that. Also your writing skills are awesome. Thanks soooo muxh if u can do it and I absolutely understand if u cant. Thnx xx - anonymous

3.  Hey it’s me again Haha so I was hoping if I could request that reader is Tony Stark’s Daughter (or maybe sister would work better for you?) and she manages to drag her boyfriend coughSherlockcough to America during a holiday to meet him(?) that was my idea and I know it’s a really weird and specific niche of fic but if you guys are comfortable with it ik you’re the best ones to pull it off - anonymous

4.  could i get a sherlock x reader with prompts 92, 95, 97? Its a bit of an odd request sorry - anonymous

5.  Can I make a Sherlock x male!reader request and they’re married (that is why Sherlock is so unfazed by other people) anyway, he just shows up one day and people are clueless as to how Sherlock snatched up such a gentlemen and why they’ve never met him before (except mycroft and mrs Hudson ofc) Thanks~🎉 - anonymous

6.  Hey I was wondering if you could please write a mycroftxdaughter!reader where he wakes up in the cell in Sherrinford to find her next to him and how he would help through all the different stages of it. Thanks :) - anonymous

7. Hellooo What do you think about a Sherlockxreader in which the reader is a hacker working for the government and one day Mycroft brings her to Baker Street to help Sherlock and John with a case? And could you make her personality very smart and sassy? Thanks ❤️ - M (asked as anonymous)

8. could you please write a fluff where Sherlock and reader are getting married(small ceremony) and Sherlock is really really nervous, ending with beautiful vows? thank you :) - @narcissistvirgolady

9. a Sherlock x reader where the reader gets really angry at Sherlock for being distant lately with his cases, so he decides to surprise her ( the reader ) with a carefully planned date. Hope it is possible! - @justoneystrdy 

10.  Could u write a oneshot where the reader is Sherlocks daughter and the reader is pregnant and she is pretty far along in her pregnancy so she struggles to do super simple things and Sherlock and john keep offering to help and they try to help her but she is determined to do it herself, but after a long frustrating day she gives in to the help? - anonymous

11.  Hey! I was wondering if I could request a Sherlock x reader where they are married and expecting a baby and Sherlock is all frantic, but the moment he holds his child he knows is the moment that he waited all along. By the way, I love your blog! I wish I had those writing skills😂 - anonymous

12.  Hey! I was wondering if you could do a request (series or oneshot whatever) that takes place after Mary died, but instead of Sherlock receiving the CD Y/N receives it, and Mary tells her she has to save John and Sherlock otherwise they’ll pretty much self-destruct?? And Y/N gets herself kidnapped or something to bring those two back together?? Whatever you want! Also, could Nyla do this one?? If not, I understand. - @anonymous-requests

13.  Sup! Could you guys make a one Shot about Sherlock meeting Mycroft and his new Assistant (Y/N) (cuz Anthea was snitching with Irene i think) and Y/N is late at first. She’s very Young, around 20 and he makes a joke about Mycroft picking high schoolers or so idk haha, and clumsy and sentiment and all lol And when he deducts her he knows she’s having a depression and all and he have to nice and idk sorry ig ITS Long , was a Dream of last Night tbh hahah Btw Love your side 🙏🏻 - anonymous

14.  Hiii this is for Maddy Could u do a request where John, Sherlock and the reader are working on a case and u (reader) ends up getting shot and rushed to the hospital and John and Sherlock go into a rage trying to find shooter to the point where Mycroft is unsure of what either might do once they find the man and he goes to u who is recovering and u (can reader be girl?) have to hunt them down to stop them from doing something theyll both regret but then something shocking happens to u? Angsty plz - anonymous

15.  So there’s these two songs I absolutely love, and I was wondering if someone could do a songfic for one of them (“Oh My Love” by Silver Trees or “Dear Doubt” by Michael Schulte) where Sherlock thinks the reader is dead but receives a note that could only be from her except no one believes him, thinking its a prank, but then she shows asking for his forgiveness and he refuses to forgive her, avoiding her at all cost. Maybe sad, or bittersweet, ending??? Also, I love you all you’re all AMAZING ❤️❤ - anonymous

16. Can you do a request where Sherlock and Y/N are best friends, where she gets to see a side of him where he laughs until he cries and he shows his emotions to her sometimes, but they’re only best friends. She loves to pull pranks on people constantly, especially cruel pranks on Sally and Anderson for everything they say to Sherlock, but she does and it’s all really hilarious to both of them, and Molly of course gets super jealous and a bunch of girls do which makes it funnier to them?? And can you add in prompts “THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD” and “Huh. And I thought /I/ was dramatic.” (Srry can’t remember the prompt numbers!) thanks!!!! Also, could Maddy write this?? If not that’s okay - @anonymous-requests

17.  Could you do a Mycroft x Reader were the Reader sees him every day but dont know who he is and is absolutly fascinated by the way he is and looks like? And someday he ask her how she could know he is the british government and she is all alike ‘what? No ich dont know anything about you’ - anonymous

18. Hey are the requests still open? :3 Could you do 6 and 25 with sherlock x fem! Reader? If not its alright aswell, i like your writingstyle :3 - @konankami

19.  Are you guys still accepting the numbered requests? I’d so, could you please do 16,20,and 26? I love all of your​ guys’ writing skills!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤ - anonymous

20.  Hey! Could i get a sherlock x reader, where she is an old friend of John’s and she comes to 221b to catch up with him and Sherlock falls in love with her but he thinks she’s dating John and they (her and John) decide to prank Sherlock by pretending to 'get jiggy with it’ and it ends with her dating sherlock? Sorry if it seems weird xx - anonymous

21.  Could you do one with Moriarty? 6,8,19,36,64,117 Sorry if its too much - anonymous

22.  Hey! Could you do a Sherlock x reader where the reader doesn’t have any hair and she’s low key insecure about it and one day Sherlock just kind of deduces it and tries to tell her that she’s ridiculous in his own way ( so like not :“what do you mean, you look great!” Because I, myself have experienced that and it doesn’t actually make you feel any better) Sorry if this was really long…. Thank You❤️❤️❤️(love the acc) - anonymous

23.  Hello love! I have a request for a Sherlock imagine. After ten long years of no meeting with Sherlcok because reader suddenly disappears, she is now a client of Sherlock and brings her daughter with her. Little did he know she was as intelligent as him because he’s the father. Thanks a bunch!!! - anonymous

24.  hello, can i request a sherlockxreader imagine?when he’s “engaged” with janine, the reader didn’t like her and when john wants to tell her about s&j’s relationship, she makes comments abt her (like “she seemed quite arrogant, an opportunist"etc) but then she discovers the thing and is sad bc she likes sherlock, what are the others reactions? sorry i love your blog - anonymous

25.  Hi um I was wondering if you could write me a Sherlock x reader where reader is shy and insecure because of there disability a limp when they walk as she thinks it makes her ugly so she tries to hide it when she meets people by concentrating on her walking but Sherlock analyses her and sees she is insecure and tells her she shouldn’t be because she’s beautiful I know this sounds fluffy and is specific but if you could do it or something similar I would really appreciate it either way thank you x -anonymous

26.  i wanted to request a sherlock x reader where he notices her having trouble breathing etc and he finds out about her binding and he helps her buy a binder and she says her pronouns are they/them? thank you for everything xxx - anonymous

27.  Hi i have an imagine request, a jealous sherlock x reader, where she’s an artist (illustrator or painter or something) and she’s having a lot of activities with her artist peers and he gets jealous and insecure bc they have way more things in common w her than he has (as they are complete opposites in their lifestyles lol). Just fluff and fun, thanksss ily all💙 - anonymous

28.  Could you do a 1,24,31 Mycroft imagine,where the reader gets shot by Moriarty. - anonymous

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RULES: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Milk tea 2. Phone call: My dad 3. Text message: Some guy from a group chat that I don’t even participate in 4. Song you listened to: SVT’s cover of Decalcomanie 5. Time you cried: No idea, I feel like it’s pretty recently but I ironically have no recollection of it 6. Dated someone twice: Didn’t date anyone twice 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: 4-5 years ago 8. Been cheated on: Was never cheated on- either that, or they’re just very good 9. Lost someone special: Nope... and I hope it stays that way for a little longer 10. Been depressed: Last year 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I don’t drink

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. Pink, purple, pastel blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: Nope 17. Laughed until you cried: I don’t think so, but almost lol 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope 19. Met someone who changed you: Not really 20. Found out who your friends are: Well, if you mean I’ve finally found a suitable niche, yeah, but it’s not like I had to cut others out of my life. 21. Kissed someone on your facebook list: Noooooooooo.

GENERAL: 22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: Around 224 23. Do you have any pets: A small pond of fish, used to keep hamsters 24. Do you want to change your name: Nope 25. What did you do for your last birthday: Stayed in my room and studied for exams, went to see a movie a few days earlier with some friends as an early celebration 26. What time did you wake up: 10am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Making pointless gifs 28. Name something you can’t wait for: The study abroad program I’ve been waiting for to be available 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Last night 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I’m pretty satisfied with it, but I wish I had found my field of interest earlier so I could have gotten started sooner. 31. What are you listening to right now: The sound of my AC working its life away 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: ...Does Thomas count? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: “Seriously” delusional people... 34. Most visited website: Tumblr 35-37. 38. Hair color: Black 39. Long or short hair: Short 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Are we counting a certain group of 13 boys? 41. What do you like about yourself: I try to be funny, it’s the thought that counts. 42. Piercings: None 43. Blood type: Don’t know 44. Nickname: Sam, Charmander 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Pisces 47. Pronouns: She/her 48. Favorite TV show: It’s a tie between Big Bang Theory and Modern Family 49. Tattoos: None 50. Right or left handed: Right 51. Surgery: None 52. Piercing: None 53. Sport: Soccer, basketball, badminton, table tennis, competitive swimming 54. Vacation: Not sure, I’m more of stay home person lol 55. Pair of trainers: No idea

MORE GENERAL: 56. Eating: A piece of toast 57. Drinking: Milk tea 58. I’m about to: Stalk some Jun posts 59. Waiting for: People to bring lunch back 60. Want: to sleep 61. Get married: No plans lol 62. Career: I want to be a translator someday, but we’ll see how that goes

WHICH IS BETTER: 63. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 64. Lips or eyes: Eyes 65. Shorter or taller: Taller 66. Older or younger: Older  67. Nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach 68. Hookup or relationship: Relationship 69. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 70. Kissed a stranger: NO. 71. Drank hard liquor: Nope 72. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Lost my first pair of glasses 73. Turned someone down: Yes, didn’t end well, in fact it ended very very creepily and horribly. One tip, always have friends that are willing to walk you home after classes if something were to happen. 74: Sex on the first date: My first date happened back in middle school so fortunately no. 75. Broken someone’s heart: Yeaaahhh... 76. Had your heart broken: No 77. Been arrested: No 78: Cried when someone died: Someone from a movie, yeah (don’t get me wrong, I never had anyone close irl die after I was born) 79. Fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 80. Yourself: Enough 81. Miracles: Yes 82. Love at first sight: Not at all, and no one can convince me otherwise 83. Santa Claus: Nope 84. Kiss on the first date: Sure, feels appropriate, but also depends so tbh idk 85. Angels: No, my friend always calls herself a fallen angel though lol

OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: Molly 91: Eye color: Dark brown 92: Favorite movie: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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it’s no longer v day but...

VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

3/3/17

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? yes 

2: Have you ever been deeply in love? no

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in? around 5 months, if you could call it a “relationship”

4: Have you ever changed for someone? a little

5: How is your relationship with your ex? “ex” isnt really the proper term but we’re on good terms

6: Have you ever been cheated on? yes

7: Have you ever cheated? kinda

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating? well known? no.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship? being trusted and being able to trust

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? serious

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"? depends on the situation, but there are benefits to taking time to have space

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with? 4 lol

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? sometimes i just say too much or talk a lot or just idk im an overwhelming person sometimes

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? i’d say whenever you’re comfortable but i also feel like anything younger than like 16 or 17 is kinda too early

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"? it really depends, i dont really condone a relationship between like a grown man and a teenager but i also know people with spouses that are close to 10 years apart so

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"? sure

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet? yes

18: What do you consider a deal breaker? smoking, STDs lol the usual

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship? when the spark has been lost, or they break my trust

20: Are you currently in a relationship? no but i am talking to someone and i feel like this could evolve into something more

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? yes

22: Do you think people should date their friends? ehhhh, slippery slope

23: How many relationships have you had? like 1 and a half

24: Do you think love can last forever? absolutely, even if you love someone in more than one way, you can love them forever, whether it be romantically or as a person

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? thats pushing it

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of? no lmao as much as i value what my parents think of a S.O. i would never not date someone just because they didn’t like them

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? not everything is that deep, relax.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? if both people are willing to try, absolutely. if not, it’s bound to fail.

29: What do you notice first about another person? their smile i guess, just facial expressions in general

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? i’m straight but sometimes i think i’m bi because girls are hot as fuck and tbh i’d fuck a girl at least once. so i guess im bi? bi w/ a preference for guys. sure.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? not at all

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? emotionally, yes.

33: Do you want to get married one day? yes

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed? bad idea

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? yeah but not forever

36: Are you still a virgin? no

37: What's more important: Looks or personality? personality is the defining factor but if there’s no physical attraction then there’s not much you can do

38: Do you enjoy love films? i like rom coms

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? no

40: Have you ever had a valentine? no

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"? going on a hike or doing something outside when the weather is nice, being in nature is a very pure thing and i think it’s really special to share that with someone.

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"? yes

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends? my friends

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"? idk if i’d say i’m a romantic but i am full of love and have so much to give

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? not really since i dont have any guy friends but tbh i’d date kate or molly i literally love them to death

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"? kinda

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite? harry & louis

48: What's your favorite love song? lantern park by bad luck

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart? no

50: If you're single, why do you think you are? because i’m really bad at opening up to people and talking to guys and it just takes a lot for me to be interested in someone let alone try to flirt/talk with them

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy? poor but a nice guy

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships? yes i love giving advice

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single? eh not too jealous i just wish i could be happy like they are lol

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)? doesn’t really matter lmao

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"? yes yes and YES!

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship? my own, no. someone elses, yes.

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart? no

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship? submissive

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary? never. i legit remember dates and important info with everything.

60: What's your opinion on open relationships? i personally couldn’t do one but i support people who do

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family? depends

62: How do you define "cheating"? if you’re exclusive with a person and you engage in intimate behavior with another person whom with you are not exclusive

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate? no

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated? no it’s kinda cute but also kinda capitalist bullshit

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"? yes but only when im comfortable with someone, otherwise im awkard and being touched freaks me out. I’m also REALLY fidgety.