#marriagejokes

[istyles]

Do not reply to your wife's email asking for a list of 5 things you did around the house last week. It is a trap.

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[illuminatingfacts]

🚗🌳 Legend says he's still waiting... 🤣 Who else can relate? ⏳

[9vibes]

My Suggestion is not to Get Married | Stress Busters | Funny Q & A

[shortfunnycom-blog]

Marriage Jokes from short-funny.com

[momcave]

Sounds like she’s met my family…. 🤣 Check out @oneawkwardmom for lots of toddler and marriage laughs!. . . . #momoftoddlers #momoftoddler #marriagejokes #marriagehumor #momstofollow https://www.instagram.com/p/CavMXU3u8Ro/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[thegraphedesign]

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[yuckitup-jwd]

Last Will and Testament

Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam's bestfriend since childhood, is to be executor of the will. The day comes to divide Sam's earthly possessions, over a million dollars' worth. In front of Sam's family, Stu reads the will: "Stu, if you're reading this, then I must be dead. You've were such a good friend for so long, how can I ignore you in this will? On the other hand, there are my beloved Sophie and my children to be looked after. Stu, I know you can make sure my family is taken care of properly. So Stu, give what you want other and take the rest for yourself." Stu then looks at the survivors and tells them that, in accordance with Sam's instructions, Stu will give fifty thousand dollars to Sam's widow. The rest he is retaining for himself. The family is beside itself. "This is impossible! Forty years of marriage and then *this*?! It can't be!" So the family sues. Their day in court arrives, and after testimony from both sides, the judge gives his verdict: "To Stuart Schwartz, I award fifty thousand dollars of the contested money. The remainder shall go to Sophie Cohen, widow of the deceased." Needless to say,the family is elated, but Stu is dumbfound. "Your honor, how can you do this?The will made Sam's wishes quite clear: 'Give what you want to her and take the rest for yourself!' I wanted the lion's share! What gives?" The judge answered back, "Mr. Schwartz, Sam Cohen knew you his whole life.He wanted to give you something in gratitude. He also wanted to see his family taken care of. So he drew up his will accordingly. But you misread his instructions. You see, Sam knew just what kind of a person you are, so with his family's interest in mind, he didn't say, "give what you want to her and keep the rest for yourself.' No. What Sam said was, "Give what YOU want to HER; and keep the rest for yourself."

[epicrealistyoutube]

Haha! 😂😂😂😂 . . #marriage #marriageisfun #marriagejokes

[jitenauthor]

Marry to be happy or become Philosopher #Socrates #marriage #happy #goodwife #badwife #laughter #marriagefun #marriagejokes #quotes #philospoher #jitenhbhatt

[illuminatingfacts]

I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.' So I got her nothing. 💎😂 Wish me luck!

[jozo-melichar]

Natural sexual development...

[momcave]

No one quite gets it like @modernmomprobs 😂💕💕. . . #laughter #momlikeaboss #momminglikeaboss #momcave #marriagejokes #momlifeproblems #funnyparentingmemes #busymommalife #momdoesitall #mommingainteasy #funnymoms #marriedwithkids #datenightideas #mamalife (at Applebees Linden New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKkVPuLj6U/?utm_medium=tumblr

[saffronweddingsblog]

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[jadedwolf56]

Things I Can't Do Now That I'm Married

Use porn music as my walk theme.

[yuckitup-jwd]

Kid's opinions on love and marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. * Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. * Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. * Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. * Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. * Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. * Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. * Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. * Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. * Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. * Curt, age 6 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. * Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. * Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? * Kelvin, age 9 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. * Ricky, age 10