#marriagejokes

[illuminatingfacts]

I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.' So I got her nothing. 💎😂 Wish me luck!

[abitboldshop]

https://abitbold.etsy.com/dk-en/listing/1795969890/beware-of-the-wife-mug-funny-coffee-cup

Beware of the Wife Mug — Funny Coffee Cup — Gift for Husbands

Are you a husband who lives in fear of your wife’s wrath? Or are you looking for a hilarious and cheeky gift for a husband who does? Or are you looking for a humorous and honest gift for a married friend or relative? If so, you will love this “Beware of the wife” mug!

This ceramic mug features a humorous warning sign that says “Beware of the wife”. The mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, and holds 11, 15 or 20 oz of your favorite hot or cold beverage.

This mug is perfect for you if you have a sense of humor and can laugh at yourself and your marriage. It is also a great way to tease your wife and show her that you love her despite her occasional mood swings. You can use this mug to drink coffee, tea, or any other beverage that helps you calm your nerves.

Order your beware of the wife mug today and enjoy a sip of fun with every drink. But be careful, don’t let your wife see it or you might get in trouble! 😂

• Ceramic • 11 oz (325 ml) mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter • 15 oz (443 ml) mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 20 oz (568 ml) mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Design printed on both sides of the mug • Coffee, tea, or other beverage not included • Free worldwide shipping

[9vibes]

My Suggestion is not to Get Married | Stress Busters | Funny Q & A

[authorajalexander]

Ahem... yes. There's not much more to say.

🤣🤣🤣

#fun #marriagejokes #laughter #AJAlexander #smiles #jokes #humor #writerstreasurechestblog #author #thecounciloftwelveseries

[momcave]

Valentine’s for old #married people. #marriagejokes #husbandjokes #wifejokes #momjokes #mommemes #funnymoms https://www.instagram.com/p/CLSiGG5B48r/?igshid=8argm1w8d9ux

[laurasinele]

Just like I wrote @agustinmembrilla name in my marriage certificate because I don’t know how to spell Doemhjnail Gleeson 🤫 Igual que yo pise el nombre de Agus en el certificado de matrimonio porque no sé escribir el de Doemhjnail Gleeson

#yesido #domhnallgleeson #see #ijusttookonefortheteam #sonooneelsehastohearmyhusbandsterriblepuns #butimstillhereforyouifyouwantmedomhnall #domhnall #gleeson #generalhuxcanordermeanything #gaelicnames #celebritycrush #spelling #englishlanguage #languagejokes #marriage #marriagejokes #husbandandwife #husband #wife #husbandess #wiferino #congrats #congratulations https://www.instagram.com/p/BtW4eSFA5ej/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17srv1710lx6t

[shortfunnycom-blog]

Marriage Jokes from short-funny.com

[noodle-noodle-pumpkin-stroodle]

ok I love this concept but the first thing I thought when I saw this was, this person is already married. If the opposing person wins, they get the s/o. like imagine just coming home from work and you have a different husband now because the old one lost at gambling.

obsessed w/ this stock photo of a gambler placing their wedding ring on top of a bunch of casino chips

i’m just…i’m trying to imagine a scenario where a casino would ever conceivably accept RANDOM JEWELRY as valid currency, they don’t even let you place cash on the tables

[saffronweddingsblog]

[thegraphedesign]

Behind the scene of happily ever after. #marriagememes #marriagejokes #marriagestory #couplegoals❤️ #marriagequotes #relationshipgoals❤ #relationshipmemes #relationshipjokes #jokesandmemes #relatablememe #relatablejokes #manchild #urbandictionary #mememarketing #jokeoftheweek #justcouplethings #relatablecontent #shareable #shareablecontent #relatablemuch #weddingmemes #weddingmeme #memesdaily😂 #dailyfunnymemes #contentbuilding #creatorshub #creatorsspot #weddingjokes #weddinghumour #graphehumour (at India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE3q0EvFZe6/?igshid=y0aomiofpkq1

[cartoonheadcase]

Words have different meanings! 😂 #foodhumor #puns #pun #marriagememes #foodhumour #foodjokes #foodpuns #foodpun #punny #nutritionhumor #marriagememe #foodmeme #marriagejokes #marriagehumor #wordplay #foodfun #couplejokes #wifejokes #marriedmemes #foodmemes #relationshipmemes #relationshipjokes #couplememes #girlfriendjokes #boyfriendjokes #boyfriendmemes #foodmemesallday #husbandmemes #husbandjokes #marriagefun https://www.instagram.com/p/CAdOkv0hUTZ/?igshid=25uuese7x2w4

[adamfreeman-blog]

Day 90: My wife is a genius because she manages to create the illusion I have a say in anything. TOMORROW NIGHT! #comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomic #funny #laughs #laugh #joke #jokes #comedyshow #livecomedy @VenturaHarbor #marriage #marriagejokes (at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nVuhTpci1/?igshid=k8uncurgd6ta

[quirkychrissy]

Especially when we order different things at a restaurant. #qcthoughts #twittermemes #twitterjokes #funnytweets #humor #marriage #marriedlife #wifelife #funny #instahumor #marriagejokes #jokesfordays #jokes #silly https://www.instagram.com/p/BzvtV2un1UY/?igshid=829xinbr290j

[momcave]

Sounds like she’s met my family…. 🤣 Check out @oneawkwardmom for lots of toddler and marriage laughs!. . . . #momoftoddlers #momoftoddler #marriagejokes #marriagehumor #momstofollow https://www.instagram.com/p/CavMXU3u8Ro/?utm_medium=tumblr

[farbeyondthelight]

Hahahh. Halal humor. #islam #islamic #halalguys #halalhumour #marriagejokes #oneday #togetherinjannah