#marko is faded for like three days vampire metabolism be damned
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Paul: ..uh, you might wanna slow down
Marko: neh, it's cool. I got a high metabolism
Paul: those are. edibles
Marko: ...I know? that's why I'm eating them?
Paul: they have weed in them
Marko:
Paul: how. how many did you have
Marko: t-ten? twelve?
Paul: holy sh- that amount with your body weight?? it's fine. you're fine-
Marko: THEN WHY'RE YOU MAKING THAT FACE
#the lost boys#incorrect quotes#them zooting lucy and max reminded me of this audio lmao#marko is faded for like three days vampire metabolism be damned#luckily he spends most of it laying in bed in half a coma#afterward he will insist he Understood Everything but when asked to share this revelation#merely says Everything tasted like orange jello
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Hahaha 🤣 nice one @themarginalthinker
Paul: ..uh, you might wanna slow down
Marko: neh, it's cool. I got a high metabolism
Paul: those are. edibles
Marko: ...I know? that's why I'm eating them?
Paul: they have weed in them
Marko:
Paul: how. how many did you have
Marko: t-ten? twelve?
Paul: holy sh- that amount with your body weight?? it's fine. you're fine-
Marko: THEN WHY'RE YOU MAKING THAT FACE
#the lost boys#incorrect quotes#them zooting lucy and max reminded me of this audio lmao#marko is faded for like three days vampire metabolism be damned#luckily he spends most of it laying in bed in half a coma#afterward he will insist he understood everything but when asked to share this revelation#merely says everything tasted like orange jello#the lost boys 1987#paul the lost boys#marko the lost boys
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