#markilpier

[camifandomfan]

*The fam is over at Tim’s apartment*

Jason: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Tim: …No…

Tim, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Jason, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Dick: I see a-

Tim, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Jason: Oh, well I-

Tim: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Tim, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Dick: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Steph: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Tim: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin!

Tim: I am a man who owns four ovens…

Tim, louder and way too happy: I am a man who owns FOUR OVENS…

Tim: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…

Jason, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Steph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!

Tim:

Tim, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[greyskylight]

Y’all 😭

[happybird16]

I hope Mark releases some special Cloak stuff for the Iron Lung release

[elly-boi]

currently listening to @markiplier play security breach while playing sims 4

"oh delicious frontal lobe time- oop never mind"

[donnetellotheturtle]

Jake: Playdo! Every childhoods...favorite memory.

Jeremy: ....every childhoods?

Jake: oh that's right Jeremy, you were so poor, you probably didn't know what memories were did you?

[frogfrogfrogfrogoose]

“just watch a few fnaf playthroughs” i said

“it’ll be fun” i said

THERE GOES MY PERSONALITY FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS

no because you don’t UNDERSTAND!!!! i was clinging to that Star Wars hyperfixation

i was so sure it was gonna last the year but NOPE

now i have to suffer with purple guys and exotic butters

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARKIPLIER

[alltheoutcasts]

ROLLING

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

10/10 would recommend

Listening to a random playlist on YouTube whilst also listening to 1 hour of silence occasionally broken by "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?" because sometimes you forget it's on and you'll randomly hear Markiplier yell "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?" and sometimes it will play at just the right moment to make you laugh.

[viannaheus]

random thing

[deadgirlcasper]

Found a relic today

[fullmoonandstar]

Hi I just wondered if you have any stuff on the way not to sound pushy! I just love your writing

I think this was in my inbox for some time...

Do I have stuff on the way? This question led me down a rabbit hole. I looked at my wips and put together this overview for you (and me)

Most of these are working titles XD

If I added this up correctly that's over 20k of unpublished stuff 😅

It's not a question of if i have stuff but whether I can motivate myself to finish something.

And this isn't even the whole story bc I have worse offenders in my cloud. There are two stories for other fandoms that I don't talk about on this blog that I really feel sorry for. One is called bloody secrets and has 23k words and the other is called soiree with 14k words. For bs, I have released 2 chapters but I could never bring myself to edit the rest. Soiree is unedited (and would probably end up being twice the length if I did)

Maybe I should just post some stuff as it is (unedited) but I expect more from myself so I can't post those stories in the shape that they are in right now, so I don't post ...

Some thoughts on the screenshot above:

I was surprised that Tall Tales was so short, I clearly remember everything that was supposed to happen and thought I had finished writing it lol

The closest ones to being finished are Jonathan for Breakfast and Sleepover

[ask-the-numbertons]

Aster: oki am being pulled now

Was that the bite of 87?

[greyskylight]

Y’all I don’t see “The Edge of Sleep” in the Top 10 anymore 😰

[stressedoutsteph]

Holyyyy shit I just rediscovered my tumblrs HI

[elly-boi]

my 9 year old brother has decreed that dean winchester looks like "older markiplier" and sam looks like "deranged Luke Skywalker"

enjoy at your own risk