#mark tittie hoffman

[lesdeuxxx]

I need him face down ass up

[crazy-concubine]

Dear Mark Hoffman,

thank you for your tittied up big honkin boob bonking jugs of a chest.

Sincerely,

Me

[lesdeuxxx]

These are the same picture

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

[crazy-concubine]

Mark Hoffman will never be Jigsaw, but he can be Jugsaw for how badly that mf needs to wear a bra.

[bluebluebacchus]

[ozymoron]

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[lesdeuxxx]

THE NAILS

diversity win! the man about to put you in a trap is a whore!

[crazy-concubine]

Me watching saw:

OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING HOT!

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, saw fanartist. I've been following your social media profile, and noticed an alarming number of works featuring my younger associates in various compromising positions. You claim that these pieces are a result of your 'brainrot', yet I am yet to see you visit a doctor for your condition... Suspended above your head is a bucket of acid, and in front of you is a pen and paper. Your task is to draw a picture of Mark Hoffman, without reference to his 'Massive Rack' or 'Man Titties', as you so eloquently put it. If you fail to do so, the acid bucket hanging above you will begin to tip, making your 'brainrot' an unfortunate medical reality. You have 30 minutes.

Live or hornypost, make your choice.

[lesdeuxxx]

ITS ME I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS ME HE HE

@snot-bunny

[crazy-concubine]

Day one of not thinking about how much I want Mark Hoffman

[shortbreadly]

finally decided to draw out an idea i’ve had for a while of jigsaw apprentices (and the others) having their own puzzle pieces

more thorough explanation under the cut that i BEG that you read because i actually put thought into this:

lawrence’s puzzle piece: shoulder

was originally carved into his ankle underneath the chain cuff but had to be redone by john because of…obvious reasons

john re-carved the marking into lawrence’s shoulder while he was in his care. the placement symbolises where he shot adam and act as a constant reminder of lawrence abandoning him (except not here because let’s pretend adam survives miraculously)

adam’s puzzle piece: ankle

pretty simple, only carved there because of the cuff on his leg from the bathroom

he is vaguely mad he isn’t twinning with lawrence anymore though

amanda’s puzzle piece: arm

where else would i put it really? taking into account her previous drug addiction and sh the poor girl’s arms have been through a lot

john actually didn’t carve hers pre-game like everyone else’s; he did it during her ‘baptism’ if you will when she joined him as an apprentice

lynn’s puzzle piece: temple/side of head

again, pretty simple. references shotgun collar and how she could’ve had her head blown off

hoffman’s puzzle piece: lower back

no other reasoning other than i thought it was funny to give him a tramp stamp

strahm’s puzzle piece: chest/neck area-ish

honestly i wasn’t too sure where to put strahm’s because he’s already got a scar from the water cube and the glass coffin didn’t really leave much room for physical injuries that wouldn’t kill you instantly

decided on placement because of symmetry with trach scar (the artistic reasoning, if you will), and also peter’s buttons are opened during the water cube in a way that suggests that hoffman did it on purpose

i will pretend that he opened them up for the sake of carving the puzzle piece into strahm’s chest as opposed to just getting him to show some titty

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why

Hello people

This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here

1. Brahms Heelshire

I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot

I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out

But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog

2. Billy Loomis

Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm

I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it

Who wouldn't love this man??

But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now

3. Eddie Munson

The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3

I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3

I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3

But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3

4. Mark Hoffman

My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6

I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)

He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3

But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there

It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list

Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3

5. Ethan Landry

Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)

He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot

I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess

6. Billy Hargrove

My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it

I love him <3

He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm

But again, ded as fuck lol

7. Hannibal Lecter

Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm

He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm

I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too

(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)

8. C!Technoblade

My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind

(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)

But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3

But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine

I love my pig boi

9. Jim Hopper

I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms

I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them

He can have me whenever he wants

Only exception to being dead lol

Man titties

But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3

[lesdeuxxx]

* runs to my bedroom window *

Can't a man have hobbies?

[sawbathroomlovers]

Kaycee's Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

Enjoy these Kinktober 2024 drabbles with Saw franchise characters!

Day 1: Handjobs (Mark Hoffman)

Day 2: Voyeurism (Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 3: Public Sex (Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 4: Sensory Deprivation (Amanda Young)

Day 5: Rough Sex (Mark Hoffman)

Day 6: Anonymous Sex (Apprentice! Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 7: Bruising or Bitemarks (Mark Hoffman)

Day 8: Cock Warming (John Kramer)

Day 9: Praise Kink (John Kramer)

Day 10: Lingerie (Lawrence Gordon)

Day 11: Gags (Amanda Young)

Day 12: Dirty Talk (Mark Hoffman)

Day 13: Roleplay (Peter Strahm)

Day 14: Collaring (Amanda Young)

Day 15: Teasing (Peter Strahm)

Day 16: Nipple Play (Lawrence Gordon)

Day 17: Period Sex (Amanda Young)

Day 18: Massaging (Peter Strahm)

Day 19: Mirror Sex (Lawrence Gordon)

Day 20: Infidelity - Cuckolding (Mark Hoffman)

Day 21: Gun Play (Amanda Young)

Day 22: Thigh Riding or Fucking (Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 23: Breeding (John Kramer)

Day 24: Masturbation (Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 25: Titty Fucking (Peter Strahm)

Day 26: Edgeplay (John Kramer)

Day 27: Hate Fucking - Angry Sex (Mark Hoffman)

Day 28: Phone Sex (Adam Faulkner-Stanheight)

Day 29: ???

Day 30: ???

Day 31: ???

[jennilah]

because i see no vfx community here on tumblr to speak of, i just have all that shit on my main along w me screaming about whatever my current special interest is and whatever else i feel like yelling about. like my farts or whatever, cant stop me. this is MY disorganized house

& no one cares. yall are cool.

but on twitter i keep all my interests separated by accounts because im just a little more paranoid there. the vfx scene there is HUGE and the amount of times i run into my coworkers and other extremely important people like animation supervisors and vfx supervisors is shockingly often, & they dont need to see me yelling about fictional boys as much as i do

and omf LMAOO guys im deceased it turns out im not that slick-

once in a while ill interact with my favorite Godzilla news/review youtuber talking about whatever Godzilla thing

last night with the arrival of the first Monarch episodes, he DM'd me to congratulate me, having just found out i worked on the episode

(i didnt TELL him anything specific other than say I worked on the 2014 bridge flashback scene, because thats fine to say now that its all out in the open. no further details. cant say anything even if i wanted to)

& this morning i woke up to a new DM from him saying he just ran across my personal account and figured id "enjoy this video" that his partner made some time ago

what would i enjoy?

a fancam-type edit of sexy Mark Hoffman and his big titties

GOODBYE LMAOOOOOOOO-