#mark tittie hoffman

[lesdeuxxx]

I need him face down ass up

[crazy-concubine]

Dear Mark Hoffman,

thank you for your tittied up big honkin boob bonking jugs of a chest.

Sincerely,

Me

[crazy-concubine]

Mark Hoffman will never be Jigsaw, but he can be Jugsaw for how badly that mf needs to wear a bra.

[bluebluebacchus]

[ozymoron]

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[crazy-concubine]

Me watching saw:

OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING HOT!

[lesdeuxxx]

THE NAILS

diversity win! the man about to put you in a trap is a whore!

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, saw fanartist. I've been following your social media profile, and noticed an alarming number of works featuring my younger associates in various compromising positions. You claim that these pieces are a result of your 'brainrot', yet I am yet to see you visit a doctor for your condition... Suspended above your head is a bucket of acid, and in front of you is a pen and paper. Your task is to draw a picture of Mark Hoffman, without reference to his 'Massive Rack' or 'Man Titties', as you so eloquently put it. If you fail to do so, the acid bucket hanging above you will begin to tip, making your 'brainrot' an unfortunate medical reality. You have 30 minutes.

Live or hornypost, make your choice.

[crazy-concubine]

Day one of not thinking about how much I want Mark Hoffman

[lesdeuxxx]

ITS ME I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS ME HE HE

@snot-bunny

[shortbreadly]

finally decided to draw out an idea i’ve had for a while of jigsaw apprentices (and the others) having their own puzzle pieces

more thorough explanation under the cut that i BEG that you read because i actually put thought into this:

lawrence’s puzzle piece: shoulder

was originally carved into his ankle underneath the chain cuff but had to be redone by john because of…obvious reasons

john re-carved the marking into lawrence’s shoulder while he was in his care. the placement symbolises where he shot adam and act as a constant reminder of lawrence abandoning him (except not here because let’s pretend adam survives miraculously)

adam’s puzzle piece: ankle

pretty simple, only carved there because of the cuff on his leg from the bathroom

he is vaguely mad he isn’t twinning with lawrence anymore though

amanda’s puzzle piece: arm

where else would i put it really? taking into account her previous drug addiction and sh the poor girl’s arms have been through a lot

john actually didn’t carve hers pre-game like everyone else’s; he did it during her ‘baptism’ if you will when she joined him as an apprentice

lynn’s puzzle piece: temple/side of head

again, pretty simple. references shotgun collar and how she could’ve had her head blown off

hoffman’s puzzle piece: lower back

no other reasoning other than i thought it was funny to give him a tramp stamp

strahm’s puzzle piece: chest/neck area-ish

honestly i wasn’t too sure where to put strahm’s because he’s already got a scar from the water cube and the glass coffin didn’t really leave much room for physical injuries that wouldn’t kill you instantly

decided on placement because of symmetry with trach scar (the artistic reasoning, if you will), and also peter’s buttons are opened during the water cube in a way that suggests that hoffman did it on purpose

i will pretend that he opened them up for the sake of carving the puzzle piece into strahm’s chest as opposed to just getting him to show some titty

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why

Hello people

This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here

1. Brahms Heelshire

I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot

I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out

But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog

2. Billy Loomis

Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm

I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it

Who wouldn't love this man??

But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now

3. Eddie Munson

The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3

I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3

I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3

But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3

4. Mark Hoffman

My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6

I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)

He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3

But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there

It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list

Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3

5. Ethan Landry

Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)

He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot

I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess

6. Billy Hargrove

My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it

I love him <3

He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm

But again, ded as fuck lol

7. Hannibal Lecter

Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm

He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm

I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too

(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)

8. C!Technoblade

My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind

(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)

But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3

But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine

I love my pig boi

9. Jim Hopper

I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms

I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them

He can have me whenever he wants

Only exception to being dead lol

Man titties

But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3

[theflirtmeister]

i've got my eye on you

Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm - Femslash - Saw Franchise

Strahm very quickly works out the lay of the land. 

Erickson, in charge but an idiot. Rigg, traumatised and struggling with it. Kerry, flayed like a cut of beef. Hoffman, hiding something and pretending that she’s not. 

Hoffman’s big titty bimbo look might work on the other members of her department, but Strahm’s not an idiot. She’s dealt with women like Hoffman all her life, giggling behind manicured nails and blowjob lips before they stab you in the back.

read the rest on ao3 here

[lesdeuxxx]

* runs to my bedroom window *

Can't a man have hobbies?

[bright-heart-raccoon]

Me to my coworkers: I'm gonna go home, feed the cats, drown myself in Nyquil, get under the covers, and stare at pictures if Mark Hoffman

My coordinator: yeah [Bright] get it

Them when I showed them a picture of him: ew

Me: he's got TITTIES

[steepedfoxglovetea]

Imagine not having handmade Saw friendship bracelets. 🙄 Couldn’t be me.

My friend has Lawrence Gordon and “I wouldn’t lie to you.” My other friends have Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman, or as we call him, Mark “Big Titty” Hoffman.