#mark tittie hoffman

[lesdeuxxx]

I need him face down ass up

[crazy-concubine]

Dear Mark Hoffman,

thank you for your tittied up big honkin boob bonking jugs of a chest.

Sincerely,

Me

[bluebluebacchus]

[ozymoron]

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[shittysawtraps]

Hello, saw fanartist. I've been following your social media profile, and noticed an alarming number of works featuring my younger associates in various compromising positions. You claim that these pieces are a result of your 'brainrot', yet I am yet to see you visit a doctor for your condition... Suspended above your head is a bucket of acid, and in front of you is a pen and paper. Your task is to draw a picture of Mark Hoffman, without reference to his 'Massive Rack' or 'Man Titties', as you so eloquently put it. If you fail to do so, the acid bucket hanging above you will begin to tip, making your 'brainrot' an unfortunate medical reality. You have 30 minutes.

Live or hornypost, make your choice.

[shortbreadly]

finally decided to draw out an idea i’ve had for a while of jigsaw apprentices (and the others) having their own puzzle pieces

more thorough explanation under the cut that i BEG that you read because i actually put thought into this:

lawrence’s puzzle piece: shoulder

was originally carved into his ankle underneath the chain cuff but had to be redone by john because of…obvious reasons

john re-carved the marking into lawrence’s shoulder while he was in his care. the placement symbolises where he shot adam and act as a constant reminder of lawrence abandoning him (except not here because let’s pretend adam survives miraculously)

adam’s puzzle piece: ankle

pretty simple, only carved there because of the cuff on his leg from the bathroom

he is vaguely mad he isn’t twinning with lawrence anymore though

amanda’s puzzle piece: arm

where else would i put it really? taking into account her previous drug addiction and sh the poor girl’s arms have been through a lot

john actually didn’t carve hers pre-game like everyone else’s; he did it during her ‘baptism’ if you will when she joined him as an apprentice

lynn’s puzzle piece: temple/side of head

again, pretty simple. references shotgun collar and how she could’ve had her head blown off

hoffman’s puzzle piece: lower back

no other reasoning other than i thought it was funny to give him a tramp stamp

strahm’s puzzle piece: chest/neck area-ish

honestly i wasn’t too sure where to put strahm’s because he’s already got a scar from the water cube and the glass coffin didn’t really leave much room for physical injuries that wouldn’t kill you instantly

decided on placement because of symmetry with trach scar (the artistic reasoning, if you will), and also peter’s buttons are opened during the water cube in a way that suggests that hoffman did it on purpose

i will pretend that he opened them up for the sake of carving the puzzle piece into strahm’s chest as opposed to just getting him to show some titty

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why

Hello people

This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here

1. Brahms Heelshire

I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot

I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out

But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog

2. Billy Loomis

Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm

I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it

Who wouldn't love this man??

But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now

3. Eddie Munson

The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3

I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3

I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3

But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3

4. Mark Hoffman

My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6

I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)

He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3

But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there

It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list

Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3

5. Ethan Landry

Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)

He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot

I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess

6. Billy Hargrove

My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it

I love him <3

He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm

But again, ded as fuck lol

7. Hannibal Lecter

Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm

He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm

I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too

(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)

8. C!Technoblade

My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind

(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)

But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3

But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine

I love my pig boi

9. Jim Hopper

I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms

I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them

He can have me whenever he wants

Only exception to being dead lol

Man titties

But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3

[crazy-concubine]

Mark Hoffman will never be Jigsaw, but he can be Jugsaw for how badly that mf needs to wear a bra.

[theflirtmeister]

i've got my eye on you

Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm - Femslash - Saw Franchise

Strahm very quickly works out the lay of the land.��

Erickson, in charge but an idiot. Rigg, traumatised and struggling with it. Kerry, flayed like a cut of beef. Hoffman, hiding something and pretending that she’s not. 

Hoffman’s big titty bimbo look might work on the other members of her department, but Strahm’s not an idiot. She’s dealt with women like Hoffman all her life, giggling behind manicured nails and blowjob lips before they stab you in the back.

read the rest on ao3 here

[bright-heart-raccoon]

Me to my coworkers: I'm gonna go home, feed the cats, drown myself in Nyquil, get under the covers, and stare at pictures if Mark Hoffman

My coordinator: yeah [Bright] get it

Them when I showed them a picture of him: ew

Me: he's got TITTIES

[steepedfoxglovetea]

Imagine not having handmade Saw friendship bracelets. 🙄 Couldn’t be me.

My friend has Lawrence Gordon and “I wouldn’t lie to you.” My other friends have Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman, or as we call him, Mark “Big Titty” Hoffman.

[jennilah]

because i see no vfx community here on tumblr to speak of, i just have all that shit on my main along w me screaming about whatever my current special interest is and whatever else i feel like yelling about. like my farts or whatever, cant stop me. this is MY disorganized house

& no one cares. yall are cool.

but on twitter i keep all my interests separated by accounts because im just a little more paranoid there. the vfx scene there is HUGE and the amount of times i run into my coworkers and other extremely important people like animation supervisors and vfx supervisors is shockingly often, & they dont need to see me yelling about fictional boys as much as i do

and omf LMAOO guys im deceased it turns out im not that slick-

once in a while ill interact with my favorite Godzilla news/review youtuber talking about whatever Godzilla thing

last night with the arrival of the first Monarch episodes, he DM'd me to congratulate me, having just found out i worked on the episode

(i didnt TELL him anything specific other than say I worked on the 2014 bridge flashback scene, because thats fine to say now that its all out in the open. no further details. cant say anything even if i wanted to)

& this morning i woke up to a new DM from him saying he just ran across my personal account and figured id "enjoy this video" that his partner made some time ago

what would i enjoy?

a fancam-type edit of sexy Mark Hoffman and his big titties

GOODBYE LMAOOOOOOOO-

[sawtastic-sideblog]

@spideybonez how about a part 3 in which we gang up on Hoffman

Adam: William and I are going to McDonald's.

Mark: can you get me a big Mac

Amanda: I want chicken nuggets

Adam: I was bragging not offering.

Mark: dude

Amanda: rude

Adam: I'm a rude dude with a bad 'tude

Lawrence: get me a McFlurry

Adam: yessir

Mark: what?!

Amanda: UNFAIR

Logan: so let me get this straight

Amanda: because I'm not

Adam: me either

Logan: you're ignoring the needs of Mark and Amanda but not Lawrence

Mark: called it on

Mark: on both of you

Adam: okay first of all they're not needs they're wants

Adam: secondly I like Lawrence

Adam: thrice of all shut up Mark

William: thrice of all

Mark: no

Amanda: why do you hate us?

Adam: you're not nice to me. Like ever

Amanda: I gave you the last poptart last week!

Adam: bbg I saw you drop it on the floor. And it was cookies and cream! Who the duck likes those?

Amanda: bbg?

Lawrence: I like them

Adam: Lawrence you're doing great sweetie

Adam: bbg = baby girl

Amanda: EW! NO! NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN!

Adam: fine. I'll call our lovey detective Hoffman bbg

Mark: no you will not

Adam: why not?

Mark: because I said

Adam: oh so big and scary with you massive hooters

Mark: my massive what?

Adam: hooters

Adam: galonga hongas

Adam: chest pillows

Adam: voluptuous mammaries

Adam: chesticles

Adam: knockers

Adam: rack

Adam: bosom

Adam: udders

Adam: Milky delights

Lawrence: Adam

Adam: boobsicles

John: Adam

Adam: TITTIES

Adam: okay I'm done

William: "Milky delights"

Mark: don't objectify me

Adam: I do what I want

Amanda: detective Hotman

Mark: I'm coming for you Standheight 🗡

Adam: oh Mark. I'm flattered but I didn't say you could yet

Adam: and besides my heart already belongs to another man

Amanda: Lawrence?

Logan: Jesus H. Christ

Adam: correct! Great job Logan. Your prize is anything on the McDonald's menu

Logan: big Mac and McFlurry please

Adam: will do

William: is this what it's normally like?

Lawrence: unfortunately. It's worse in person.

William: lovely

Mark: I'm gonna kill him

John: you will do no such thing.

Mark: but

John: no buts

Mark: fine

Adam: if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Adam: here comes Santa Claus here come Sanya Claus

John: Adam

Adam: sorry dad

Adam: NATURES MILKSHAKES

Adam: okay now I'm done

Mark: SHUT UP

John: Adam

Adam: sorry dad

[freebleedinginthewalmart]

why was I vague blogging about wounds and wanting to titty fuck mark Hoffman last night. Hello. Who is this what do you want.

[hellboys]

LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! I would gift you Hoffman's fat, juicy titties if I could. I hope you've been able to have the bestest birthday

DEZ!!!! MY BELOVED!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! even if i didn't receive marky mark's beautiful voluptuous tits as a gift, i still had a pretty damn good day yesterday. so i can't complain lmfao 😂❤️

[stumacher-theghostface]

RANKING MY FAVORITE SLASHERS BASED ON IF I THINK I COULD KICK THEIR ASSES! 1 meaning i couldn't and 10 meaning i could

RZ!Michael myers:

8/10. I would simply beat the shit outta him cause im built different and he can't handle the fucking massive balls i contain. But for real this momma's boy,wanna be jason voorhees havin ass couldn't handle me at his best and the Only reason i wouldn't fight him is cause he is a sexy man

Freddy Krueger:

100000/10. I could kick his ass to hell and back and im so much sexier he would simply perish.

Chucky:

7/10. It would be hard cause like he is small and angry as well as feral and I'm small,angry and feral so we are pretty evenly matched but since i have the height advantage and he is a doll i think i could rock his shit.

Bubba sawyer:

This one hurts but 10/10 could kick this sawyer boys ass. He is a soft baby and I'd simply lay a hard punch across that pretty face and he is down for the count.

Drayton:

10/10 he is a old man...id beat his ass

Hoyt:

10/10. Same reason as drayton

Thomas hewitt:

8/10. Id beat his ass but feel guilty about it so I'd probably apologize allot and really it's like kicking a puppy like yeah i can logically do it but morally and on every other level it just feels so WRONG

JESSE CROMEANS:

10/10. IM BEATING HIS RICH PREPPY ASS. I DON'T FEAR HIM OR HIS SHINEY BLADES!HE IS A PUSSY AND I'D NOT ONLY BEAT HIS ASS BUT THEN GO ON TO DOM AS WELL AS TOP THIS MAN! HE STANDS NO CHANCE AND I'MMA KNOCK THAT STUPID LIL MASK OFF HIS FACE!I DON'T CARE HOW FUCKABLE HE IS I'D WIN THAT FIGHT

Asa emory:

0/10. I wouldn't win...he would seduce and kill me simply put...

Bo sinclair:

10000000/10. IM ROCKING HIS SHIT!SORRY GUYS BUT IM NOT EVEN GONNA FEEP BAD HE NEEDS HIS FACE AND GUTS REARRANGED!HE NEEDS HIS ATTITUDE ADJUSTED AND I'M HERE TO DO IT!!

Vincent:

10/10. I won't explain. Im NOT sorry.

Lester:

2/10. If he seduced me he would win and there is a high chance of that happening.

Og!michael Myers:

8/10. Same reason as rz!michael

Jacob goodnight:

5/10. Its a fight to see who seduces the other first. If i seduce him first i win cause distraction. If he does well he wins cause I'm distracted.

John kramer:

10/10. He is old and a cancer patient he doesn't stand a chance that being said he earned this ass beating by being a dumbfuck

Mark hoffman:

3/10. He is gonna distract me with tittys but i could still win if he covered them...only way i win to be honest.

Amanda:

10/10 kicking her ass no problem. I won't explain further.

Lawerence:

8/10. I don't think i need to explain this.

The leprechaun!:

10/10. I'M BEATING HIS LITTLE IRISH ASS WITH NO HESITATION!!! I BLAME HIM FOR WHO I TURNED INTO AND I WILL EXACT MY VENGEANCE!!!MY BOILING HOT RAGE WILL FUEL ME THRU THIS BATTLE AND I WON'T FEEO AN OUNCE OF GUILT AT STOMPING HIS LITTLE STUPID FACE IN!!!!!