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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
FIRST ROUND: 25th Tilt
Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) VS. Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
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Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Portrayed by: Basil Rathbone Defeated Opponents: - Nasir [Mark Ryan], Robin of Sherwood (1984-1986)
āJustice for Basil Rathbone's superlative Hot Villain Energy, his incredible fencing calves, his smirk, his sneer, and his really quite distractingly hot hands.ā
Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Mark Rowley Defeated Opponents: - The Sheriff of Nottingham [Alan Wheatley], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959)
āWhat is it about Finan? His dry Irish wit, for one thing. But beyond that? Heās just the kind of guy I want to be around. There is no fiercer fighter, no better or more loyal friend, and no hotter guy than Finan (barring, perhaps, Uhtred). I would follow him around like a puppy and he would just have to put up with me. And you know what? I bet he would."
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For Sir Guy of Gisbourne:
āThe fencing in this movie is SO GOOD and thatās mostly because Basil was an Olympic pro and made everybody else look so good. Iāve never seen faster fencing than Guy and Robin Hood in the final sequence!ā
āAlthough Prince John and the Sheriff are the leading antagonists, Basil Rathbone as Sir Guy is the perfect foil for Errol Flynnās Robin. Sir Guy is an archetypal hot aristocratic villain, with charisma, sword fighting skill, and a hard, arrogant edge.ā
For Finan:
āLike a sort of blood sport enthusiast David Tennant, if you will.ā
#medieval hotties round 1#sir guy of gisbourne#finan#the adventures of robin hood 1938#the last kingdom#basil rathbone#mark rowley#fuck that medieval man
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"did you see me fighting, lord?"
ewan mitchell as osferth the baby monk in the last kingdom (3.6)
#fucked up the caption colours again plz dont look at me#ewan mitchell#osferth#osferth the baby monk#baby monk#the last kingdom#tlk#tlk season 3#finan#mark rowley#uhtred#uhtred of bebbanburg#alexander dreymon#prepare yourself for the parallel gifset im about to make regarding s5ep5#struggling to get myself through that season#hapireadsgifs
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What is it about police and disliking accountability?
The reality is that many of these videos of police actions show misbehaviour by police officers.
When you've got many police under investigation, can you really blame the public for wanting to film?
Rowley is missing the point. I'm general, trust in the police is very low. Having a go at the public for commenting or filming is not going to help improve that. It just shows he isn't listening.
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#mark rowley#all cops are bastards#1312#acab#ftp#fuck the police#uk politics#uk police#uk pop#uk post office scandal#ukpol#uk government#uk govt#ukgov#uk#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#police state#police#defund the cops#cops#cop
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Summary:
Greg Heffley already has a lot to deal with on his plateāevery day feels like an uphill struggle through the relentless torment of middle school. The days bleed into each other, each marked by the fresh bloom of a bruise on Rodrick's skin, like a twisted form of art. Speaking of Art, Manny's scribbles seem to grow ever more disturbing. Except the gods are bitches, and he ends up having to deal with none other than Bryce AndersonāWestmore's Golden Boy and Professional Prick, whose presence is like a suffocating ivy, winding tighter around Greg's already fraught existence. Bryce Anderson, on the other hand, is bored. His days of effortless glory have become monotonous, a golden cage that offers no real challenge. Then he spots Greg Heffleyāa broken figure kneeling at a gravestone, looking like he wants nothing more than to be the one buried six feet under. Curiosity piqued, Bryce decides to unravel the mystery of this wimpy kid, always scribbling away in his diary. This is a mistake; for the secrets Greg guards are not just pages in a diaryāthey are the bitter reality that Bryce is scarcely prepared to face.
Tags: Inspired by Dysfunctional Perspective by u/ABitchWhoMakesShit/ @moonsxg on tumblr, Toxic Dynamics, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Child Abuse, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse, Unreliable Narrator.
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It starts with apricot roses on a gravestone.
It is a mockery of graceāhow each petal unfurls like a delicate sigh, suffused with the softness of dawnās first light, casting a gentle glow on the solemn earth below. It masks the carelessness and lack of thought behind the suggestion, as all beautiful things do. Their color reminds him of the blush of summer, of warmth and fleeting beauty,Ā of watching Rowley leave on yet another fucking trip.
The apricot roses are truly beautiful, so much so that they almost distract him from the nest that lays beside it, full of dead bluebirds, tiny little hatchlings with soft splashes of blood staining their brilliant blue feathers, like a stroke of watercolour. Perhaps it is concerning that he feels more grief for these dead birds than for the actual dead person he brought flowers for, but Gregās never been one to follow and fit with social norms.
He kneels down; the earth beneath his trousers is fresh and is sure to stain it, but he doesnāt think anyone will mind, heāllĀ make sureĀ that they wonāt mind, and gently cradles one of the tiny things with his palm. Thereās no point of this, he knows, and heās never been one for sentimental feelings ā that sort of shtick has always been Rowleyās thing - but, thereās something about them, that causes a deep sort of ache within him, and itās not because of the dead lady in the coffin six feet under him.
He's not sure what heāll do. Create a grave? Leave them on the gravestone like cruel souvenirs? Heās pretty sure his aunt would have laughed at the latter, sheād always had a fucked up sense of humour, shame it couldnāt save her.
[read the complete chapter on Ao3]
#diary of a wimpy kid#DOWAK#greg heffley#bryce anderson#my fics#ao3 writer#ao3 fics#inspired by: dysfunctional perspective
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Any movies/show recommendations for an American? Whether itās British or American shows! And any tips for someone who is easily distracted watching films? Lol I love movies/shows and itās not much like I am a doer, I get immediately off track onto something else thatās not important and then I feel bad when someone talks about a film that I slacked on )):
I have a ton of things I could reccommend! I'm not sure what your specific tastes are, but I'd say if you have a hard time paying attention then pick something with a shorter run time and lots going on.
That being the criteria I would reccommend these movies:
Grand Budapest Hotel - Kinda basic with the rise in Wes Anderson popularity rn, but it's been one of my faves ever since it came out. To me its got the best humour out of all of his films, has quick pacing and interesting characters and keeps you totally hooked the whole time.
Loving Vincent - This is an absolutley beautiful film about Vincent Van Gogh and stylistically its so captivating because it's made up entirely of oil paintings by 125 different artists. While it's not filled with action and it's not super fast paced, I think the fact it's so unique and hand painted is enough to keep your eyes on the screen.
Tango and Cash - I'm recommending this because I'm assuming you might've read Rocky Start and that's how the film thing has come up, so obviously you should go watch Rocky, but if you've already seen that then this is my next rec. Sylvester Stalone is fucking great in this absolutley mental movie. First thing you should know is that you shouldn't go into it taking it seriously at all because it is pure nonsense, but its comedy gold and also Kurt Russell get's into drag. You're welcome in advance.
What a way to go! - Everyone needs to see at least one Paul Newman film in their life and this is the one I will religiously punt (even over Butch Cassidy which is also great tbh) because this is the film that made me fall in LOVE with him. Shirley Maclaine puts in an amazing performance, with honestly one of the best wardrobes everrr, in a movie about a woman that keeps falling in love with men that are doomed to fall victim to their own money lust. I love everything about it so much.
As for shows I could reccommend a million different ones, but I'm not sure what you're into specifically.
I'd of course reccommend all the ones that I've included in my writing or reblogged so - The Bear, Sons of Anarchy, Narcos, The Sandman, Punisher etc.
There's tons of good British shows I can highlight too - Brassic, The Fall, The Last Kingdom (side note if you love Soap/Neil Ellice you will ADORE Mark Rowley as Finnan), Fleabag, Broadchurch, Blackadder, Derry Girls and Being Human (hello to my awakening on my teenage crush on Aidan Turner)
We're all guilty of sitting on our phones while watching films sometimes, so I wouldn't feel too guilty (I'm doing it rn but the film I'm watching is absolutley god awful soooo). I would say ultimatley you should try to figure out what you like and just explore from there, don't worry too much about what other people think is good or bad!
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Sadiq Khan tells Met to conduct review of coronation policing and explain why Republic activists detained for so long ā live
Six anti-monarchy protesters were detained on day of coronation but Met later admitted they āregrettedā their arrests
Andrew Sparrow, 16:56, Tuesday 9 May
Sadiq Khan tells Met to review coronation policing, including explaining why Republic activists detained for so long
Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London, has written to Sir Mark Rowley, the Metropolitan police commissioner, calling for a ālessons learnedā review of the policing of protests at the coronation. Here is an excerpt.
Despite the welcome efforts of so many committed officers, it is clear that some of the arrests made have given rise to concerns and, in my oversight role as mayor, I am seeking assurance from you that the issues related to these will be subject to a review and lessons learned. In particular, I would ask that you urgently provide me with further information on:
-The arrests of six members of the āRepublicā group, and why the arresting officers did not appear to know or take into account of, the liaison Republic had undertaken with Met in advance of the event?
-Why the protest liaison officer was not part of the decision-making process on the arrests or even contacted?
-Why there was not a faster resolution in respect of these arrests following the initial decision to arrest?
-What role the new legislation played in the arrests, and what consideration was given to concerns raised by City Hall that Section 2 Public Order Act 2023 ābeing equipped to Lock Onā was so broadly drawn, that it could interfere with peaceful protest if not carefully interpreted?
-What liaison took place with Westminster city council after the arrests of the āNight Starā volunteers?
-What briefing was provided to officers who were drafted in from outside of Westminster borough area to ensure they were aware of local partnership arrangements?
In his letter Khan also accepted that ābalancing public safety requirements against the fundamental right to peaceful protest is not easyā and he thanked the police for their success in making the coronation a global success.
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hey guys!! look!! we finally have someone actually in charge making sense about the blatant police misconduct!!
its not perfect, but its something
of course, we should note that sadiq khan is in the labour party, and in the meantime, rishi sunak has taken a helicopter to the south coast rather than the oh-so-horrible-peasant's train journey that takes a single hour.
so to anyone who spouts that "theyre all the same" bullshit, fuck you. one party is addressing the unlawful arrests while the other is frolicking around in a fucking helicopter.
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fuck those racist shitbags
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My reactions to some of the KJ Charles pairings in the books I've read so far:-
Clem x Rowley: hi can I please protect you both for life and also I'd love to have a nice quiet cup of tea with you at some point. My lap is available for Cat. I like poetry and Dickens, and I too am dyspraxic so Clem we can have solidarity moments. :D <3 <3 <3 You're my favourites but don't tell the others.
Nathaniel x Justin: I... I... I mean fine, you seem to know what you're doing, more or less. You are massively good for each other. Well done for turning around one hell of a glorious meet-ugly. :D
Mark x Pen: hi I love you both enormously, cheering you on from the sidelines with oodles of adoration and also disabled and nonbinary solidarity. <3 <3 <3
Guy x Philip: DAMN but you two are lovely together. Well done there. <3 Also thanks for totally turning the "seducing the innocent" storyline on its head. Please invite me into the Murder so I can join in awesome chats?
Robin x Hart: I'm sorry I can't talk with how much I adore you both and how much your sweetness together makes me tear up. Talk again about turning around meet-uglies...
Toby x Miles: *fistbump of serious appreciation* *asks to borrow Miles' highwayman outfit*
Crane x Stephen: okay you two absolutely terrifying but deeply traumatised and wonderful and heroic individuals, I am not going to mess with either of you but I love you from afar.
Saul x Randolph: AAAAAAH MY HEART <3 <3 <3 <3 Saul you have the patience of a saint; Randolph you do actually appear to be worth that. <3 So glad you are no longer two miles from Swaffham fucking Prior.
Gareth x Joss: I AM IN AWE OF YOUR AWESOMENESS. <3 <3 <3 Also Gareth please please please show me all the superb nature things. And let me show you David Attenborough documentaries.
Will x Kim: *HEADDESK REPEATEDLY* I.... I.... AAAAAAAAAAH. (I haven't yet finished Subtle Blood and I do trust Charles to give you the happy ending you both desperately need and do actually deserve but OH MY FUCKING GOD. *throws Kim especially towards some really good therapy*)
(I love all of them. I still want to throw Kim and occasionally Randolph and Nathaniel across various rooms. Except in the case of the former that would be a dreadful idea because Will would get Protective. ;-) )
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the spanish princess asd knal;kgn aag;klgr
OKAY so this is a slight cheat because i HAVE seen approximately 0.3 of a season of this so i know its about Catherine of Aragon and young sexy Henry VIII and their sexy drama but I didn't watch far enough to see much of the drama. i think there's like a knight/courtier character who ends up being kind of sexy with Catherine (he carries her???) and then maybe dies???
but the most important thing i know about the Spanish princess is that mark rowley and lucy from narnia (but grown up, obviously, i think she's henry's sister?) absolutely fucked on screen, my three Megander (?) mutuals made it clear this was the central premise of the show ššš
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 12th Tilt
āThe Sheriff of Nottinghamā, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) VS. Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
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āThe Sheriff of Nottinghamā, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) Portrayed by: Alan Wheatley
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Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Mark Rowley
āWhat is it about Finan? His dry Irish wit, for one thing. But beyond that? Heās just the kind of guy I want to be around. There is no fiercer fighter, no better or more loyal friend, and no hotter guy than Finan (barring, perhaps, Uhtred). I would follow him around like a puppy and he would just have to put up with me. And you know what? I bet he would.
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āLike a sort of blood sport enthusiast David Tennant, if you will.ā
#medieval hotties qualifiers#sheriff of nottingham#finan#the adventures of robin hood (1955)#the last kingdom#alan wheatley#mark rowley#fuck that medieval man
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he is so mfuckin Hš„µT itās ridiculous thank you for bringing this heat to tumblrrrrrr
When you don't wanna thirst on Instagram so you bring Instagram to tumblr to thirst here šš„µ
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A headcanon for Zora with a s/o who has a cum kink? Like she loves it when he cums on her face or her breasts or likes to lick it from his belly? š¬
š¤¤š¤¤ Iām drooling. Absolutely drooling.
TW: smut, cum marking, 18+ content, dirty talk, pet names (pretty girl, baby, naughty girl), claiming, pwp, minors dni
Zora is going to love everything about this. He's a major cum marking guy. I just know that he has to be. He loves the way you look when you're fucked out underneath him and covered in his seed and he loves that it thrills you just as much as it thrills him.
When he pulls himself from you and spills all over your chest he can barely contain his excitement. The way his cum looks so nice spread all over your body makes a groan fall from him. He moves his finger and spreads it around your nipples, lifting his finger to your mouth after. The pure enjoyment that will flash over your features gets him going and ready for another round.
"Go on, pretty girl. Clean up the mess for me."
"Anything for you Zora... tastes just like candy. Fuck."
But if you're gonna let him have his way right on your face then he's going to be even happier about it. He loves the way you look so pretty for him with his cum spread all over your face. And once it hits you you can't help but smile. Knowing that he's smirking at you, loving every single second of it.
"Why don't you give it a taste and tell me just how good it tastes baby?"
He'll place his thumb on your forehead and move it across, letting it smear under his touch. Your thighs rub together in an attempt to stop the aching that's already growing between them once again. When you're covered in his cum like this he knows that you belong to him and no one else.
After a riding session, he'll pull your body off of him and let you finish him off by stroking his cock with those pretty little hands of yours. He'll let out a filthy groan as he lets himself go, his seed coating his stomach with a shit-eating grin on his face.
"You've made a mess now naughty girl. Come on over here and take care of it for me."
You know exactly what he wants you to do. He wants you to lick him clean, feel and witness your tongue running across his abs as you take in everything that he left for you. And you'll do it without hesitation, anything to make him happy, anything to get his gear turning.
Make sure you're as sinful as you can with it, he wants to see you give him everything that you can. Wants to hear how good it tastes, see how much you're enjoying yourself as you clean him up. And he'll make sure to put in that effort in return, he'll sing like a bird for you when he lets himself go.
Let him do these things as often as you can and Zora will be putty in your hands after. Once he's got it in his head that you belong to him he'll have no choice but to fall even more utterly in love with you.
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Thereās always some level of interest in how I source my clothes since I have a very particular style, and I have champagne taste on a...maybe no beer budget, but certainly box wine. So every so often iāll try to remember to post a photo and how I got everything, how much it cost, etc.
ANYWAY! I was not the first owner of any of this.
Pants: Freddieās of Pinewood, a vintage repro company, based in the Uk (boo!) obtained through a buy/sell Freddieās group, $45.00
T-shirt: Cynthia Rowley, a thicker t-shirt that I find lasts a bit better, 7 or 8 dollars through thredup.comĀ Here is a referral link that gives you ten bucks off, and I get ten bucks if you buy. I do use them, obviously, but full disclosure.Ā
sweater: My local vintage store, true vintage, find of the fucking century $15.00 because she had it marked as a youth sweater when itās actually just an XS crop sweater.
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Iām rewatching the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies over the next few days. And Iām writing down stuff as I go.
I literally found the 2021 version, which was literally marked as the 2010s one. Ridiculous. But the opening? Iconic. Number one the dedication from lazy ass Rodrick who doesnāt get up early for shit getting up early to prank his brother is dedication. Number two this is the best Rodrick of course.
I love Gregās mom. Milf energy.
Oh no the even more dedication to then pretend to be asleep.
Greg is such a cutie. And the animation is weirdly good. And the fact that older Greg is literally the same.
Rowley is pretty awesome yall.
This was before the main character talking to the camera was overtired.
Rodrick is and will always be the best character. And the chemistry between the brothers is amazing.
Are these actual pictures of the kids? And honestly Greg? Same. I havenāt grown since middle school. Also got me thinking about calm collected older brother Greg and hullagen middle brother Rodrick.
19th Greg? Never.
Did they segregate the kids by gender in the 2010s? I never got that.
I thought one of the boys grabbed anotherās ass. They didnāt though.
Though the transitions to the music is really well done.
I fully believe that all cool Iām not like other girls actresses turn out to be attracted to women in one way or another. Itās inevitable. The flannel? Itās a sign.
Greg, let Rowley flirt with the not like other girls girl. Sheās hot. From a teen to a teen of course. But she does turn into a hottie later. Love her actress.
Someone should have just thrown the gross disgusting cheese away.
Why do mens bathrooms not have doors? What is wrong with yāall?
Just eat outside or something guys?
Who the hell is the bully? I recognize him. Iām looking it up? Holy shit I think he was in Supernatural. He was in Supernatural.
I love Rodrick. And how honest Rowley is.
Oh no. Dont go into Rodricks room. Also no Rowley he isnāt into motercycles.
You want to be in the yearbook? Your middle school yearbook? Really. God damn it Greg focus on other and better things.
Rodrick is going to shove that drum stick up Gregās ass. Or at least thatās what it looks like.
Rowley is a great friend for risking his life for Greg. Also Rodrick should have barked at Rowley. It would have been funny.
Just pee out the window or something babe. Rodrick the bitch for just putting his shoes there. Also what did you think was going to happen babe? You should have waited for him to finish peeing before jumping out at him.
Also Rodrick is a basterd and I love him for it.
I love bitchy women. Go off Patty. Plus she definatly had a reason for kicking his ass. Gregās the bad guy in this movie.
Also the paper is the voice of the people? And youāre talking about some cheerleader and how much weight sheās gained?
All Iām thinking of is the South Park episode with Wrestling. A good episode. Coach is not getting up for a while. You would not be wrestling that guy Greg.
Fregly just told you that he is using his moms wreasting gear and you think you can take him? In your dreams Greg.
Wrestling really is just so gay.
As someone who didnāt do clubs, I relate to Rodrick.
That sounds like so much work. Iāll stick to being a fatass.
Go Patty go!! Kick his ass girly!!
Oh like you were ever that high up. Just stick to the middle.
The kid who came in a suit was never the best. You look Mormon kid not fancy. Or even hot.
Now the homophobia. Plus we all know heās fucking his brother not Rowley. Rowley deserves to be with that super cool girl although she probably gay as a former closeted lesbian and now an open lesbian.
I remember this weird ass PSA. āDo you guys like breakdancing?ā
Babe Rowley is awesome without you. Let him be him. Also girl you are the one who is saying gag me with a spoon mean girl.
As someone who used to wear a backpack with one strap itās a bad thing for your back babe.
Love the fit Halloween fit Rowley!!
Candy corn is good asshole.
Iām pretty sure Rodrick can just buy his own makeup. Also love that Greg hates Rodrick yet believes his stupid things. Rodrick is pretty good at being scary though. I would love to hear a horror narrated by him.
āHow did the trees get there?ā āAnd then they planted treesā
Rodrick should have been a drunk all I have to say. He would have been so much better if he drank beer. And it would have been hot.
Just drenching random kids with water. Also why announce that youāre calling the cops on them dipshit? Thatās stupid.
Donāt make fun of them idiot.
You should have listen to your your mom Rowley. Greg is an asshole.
Devil Worship woods is fake dipshit. Youāre what a high school? You should be past this shit random bullies.
I am now 45 minutes in when does the plot come in?
That was one of the nerdiest ways to call someone hot ever. Pig Latin? Really?
Is safety patrol real? Iāve never seen that or hall monitor down by kids.
No way Iāll find out who this is on my own but the kid at 47:12 is really familiar.
Youāre lucky for Rowley dipshit.
Another thing I love about Rodrick x Greg is that Greg is also a shitty person along with Rodrick.
Girls like a man whoās a bit pathetic what can I say? But not too pathetic.
Just because you draw all the time doesnāt mean shit.
Zowee Mama!! Itās ducking haliariius. But in a weird way. Also as a non autistic person is Rowley supposed to be autistic?
Also I do like that Greg never gets his way. Instead itās Rowley who Greg shits on constantly.
Greg is a piece of shit. And a bad friend.
Listen to youāre milf of a mom Greg. Sheās amazing and I love her. That was not the right thing to do asshole.
I hate the trope of āoh my god this thing is so funny and then itās just just the worst things ever!ā Itās so bad.
But also āDonāt call me. Donāt come by my house. Weāre done.ā
While I am a incest girlie. Greg and Rowley does have appeal. Itās quite cute. Also this is a break up scene. Obviously.
Oh my god the kid I was talking about earlier? Got a name for him and looked him up. And he was on fucking Supernatural!!! I should have known yāall.
Maybe if they didnāt limit his candy intake it wouldnāt affect him like this you know. But that kid is weirdly terrifying and that is so fun of him. Love a creepy and terrifying weirdo.
Yet another iconic scene with the singing. And itās revekaged that Greg has one of the best voices. But kid 2 has a pretty decent one. Though itās totally not the actors voice.
Greg as Dorthy would be beautiful. Him in the dress? Love that for him.
I also would have loved to throw apples at anyone. Not just her.
Just a suggestion donāt draw attention to it. His eyes being drawn to Rodrick is amazing. Forgetting your lines is more embarrassing idiots.
Another ship idea. Greg and Patty where they grow up and she would absolutely peg the shit out of him. Iām thinking of the cock shame picture.
Why didnāt Rodrick say anything at the play. Rodrick actor is just so fucking good.
The kid playing Manny is just so cute.
I mean at least Rodricks hot. His music sucks. Also Rodrick is hitting all the right points.
Also Susan love you babe but itās a magazine with half naked women. Itās not even full porn. And even then it wouldnāt be that bad. Porn is okay for women as long as they are consenting.
God Gregās mom is hot. Other then the anti porn shit of course.
Not only do Rowley and his mom have this song choreographed but the dance floor is completely empty for most of it. Damn.
Iām like an hour and 19 minutes in will the cheese ever become relevant.
Okay Rowley maybe donāt bring the broken arm into this. There are more reasons he sucks.
I forgot this peice if shit makes them eat the fucking cheese. I will be skipping this because ewe.
Well you tried I guess Greg. Is the not like other girl girl suppose to be Greg or Rowleyās live interest?
And the scene of them making it is so fucking romantic. This is the gayest shit Iāve ever seen yall.
Bitch Patty is a girl boss and youāre just not able to see it.
In conclusion. Good movie for itās time. Some fat phobia of course and homophobia. But watching it makes me want to re read the books now. But Iām going to watch the other movies which Iām pretty sure Iāve never seen before. Two I might have but after that I was too old for them.
#diary of a wimpy kid#incest mention#heffleycest#Iāll do the same thing for the rest of the moves but now itās time to lie in bed and read fan fic
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So who do you want for Cregan? The two most popular suggestions (that I see) are Mark Rowley and Alexander Dreymon
I still didn't think about it yet actually bc idk if i want a young or an older cregan lmao. But btw those two, Alexander has kinda the eyes for it and that look of "young but i'll fuck you up" of cregan
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