#mark fucking rowley

[whitedarkmoonflower]

Jock McDiarmid // SAS Rogue Heroes // S2E3

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 25th Tilt

Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) VS. Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Propaganda

Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Portrayed by: Basil Rathbone Defeated Opponents: - Nasir [Mark Ryan], Robin of Sherwood (1984-1986)

“Justice for Basil Rathbone's superlative Hot Villain Energy, his incredible fencing calves, his smirk, his sneer, and his really quite distractingly hot hands.”

Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Mark Rowley Defeated Opponents: - The Sheriff of Nottingham [Alan Wheatley], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959)

“What is it about Finan? His dry Irish wit, for one thing. But beyond that? He’s just the kind of guy I want to be around. There is no fiercer fighter, no better or more loyal friend, and no hotter guy than Finan (barring, perhaps, Uhtred). I would follow him around like a puppy and he would just have to put up with me. And you know what? I bet he would."

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Additional Propaganda

For Sir Guy of Gisbourne:

“The fencing in this movie is SO GOOD and that’s mostly because Basil was an Olympic pro and made everybody else look so good. I’ve never seen faster fencing than Guy and Robin Hood in the final sequence!”

“Although Prince John and the Sheriff are the leading antagonists, Basil Rathbone as Sir Guy is the perfect foil for Errol Flynn’s Robin. Sir Guy is an archetypal hot aristocratic villain, with charisma, sword fighting skill, and a hard, arrogant edge.”

For Finan:

“Like a sort of blood sport enthusiast David Tennant, if you will.”

[hapireads]

"did you see me fighting, lord?"

ewan mitchell as osferth the baby monk in the last kingdom (3.6)

[nando161mando]

What is it about police and disliking accountability?

The reality is that many of these videos of police actions show misbehaviour by police officers.

When you've got many police under investigation, can you really blame the public for wanting to film?

Rowley is missing the point. I'm general, trust in the police is very low. Having a go at the public for commenting or filming is not going to help improve that. It just shows he isn't listening.

#UKPolitics

[koitaxa]

these fucking mustached man..... they keep coming for me....... and now they w got big tits. a girl cant say no to that

free me from the clutches of middle aged men with mustaches

[calyssmarviss]

Mark Rowley my beloved in SAS Rogue Heroes season 2??? Hell fucking yeah.

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

Summary:

Greg Heffley already has a lot to deal with on his plate—every day feels like an uphill struggle through the relentless torment of middle school. The days bleed into each other, each marked by the fresh bloom of a bruise on Rodrick's skin, like a twisted form of art. Speaking of Art, Manny's scribbles seem to grow ever more disturbing. Except the gods are bitches, and he ends up having to deal with none other than Bryce Anderson—Westmore's Golden Boy and Professional Prick, whose presence is like a suffocating ivy, winding tighter around Greg's already fraught existence. Bryce Anderson, on the other hand, is bored. His days of effortless glory have become monotonous, a golden cage that offers no real challenge. Then he spots Greg Heffley—a broken figure kneeling at a gravestone, looking like he wants nothing more than to be the one buried six feet under. Curiosity piqued, Bryce decides to unravel the mystery of this wimpy kid, always scribbling away in his diary. This is a mistake; for the secrets Greg guards are not just pages in a diary—they are the bitter reality that Bryce is scarcely prepared to face.

Tags: Inspired by Dysfunctional Perspective by u/ABitchWhoMakesShit/ @moonsxg on tumblr, Toxic Dynamics, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Child Abuse, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse, Unreliable Narrator.

Extract:

It starts with apricot roses on a gravestone.

It is a mockery of grace—how each petal unfurls like a delicate sigh, suffused with the softness of dawn’s first light, casting a gentle glow on the solemn earth below. It masks the carelessness and lack of thought behind the suggestion, as all beautiful things do. Their color reminds him of the blush of summer, of warmth and fleeting beauty, of watching Rowley leave on yet another fucking trip.

The apricot roses are truly beautiful, so much so that they almost distract him from the nest that lays beside it, full of dead bluebirds, tiny little hatchlings with soft splashes of blood staining their brilliant blue feathers, like a stroke of watercolour. Perhaps it is concerning that he feels more grief for these dead birds than for the actual dead person he brought flowers for, but Greg’s never been one to follow and fit with social norms.

He kneels down; the earth beneath his trousers is fresh and is sure to stain it, but he doesn’t think anyone will mind, he’ll make sure that they won’t mind, and gently cradles one of the tiny things with his palm. There’s no point of this, he knows, and he’s never been one for sentimental feelings – that sort of shtick has always been Rowley’s thing - but, there’s something about them, that causes a deep sort of ache within him, and it’s not because of the dead lady in the coffin six feet under him.

He's not sure what he’ll do. Create a grave? Leave them on the gravestone like cruel souvenirs? He’s pretty sure his aunt would have laughed at the latter, she’d always had a fucked up sense of humour, shame it couldn’t save her.

[read the complete chapter on Ao3]

[ch0f0rsh0w]

things I just think of

how does cheese brick up

gingivitis

lobotomy procedure

is onision a real person or greg/Craig

what the hell is rumble.com

why do people j3rk off to literal children

Lady Gaga meat dress at the MTV VMAS

How did live leak get taken down after 15 years when their was literal gore on there

how created the dark web and why

how many people have the same opinions as I do and how many are all the same

How did people learn English back then?

baby shake syndrome

why the fuck did Elon musk turn twitter to x and the logo to an x, you can pay to get verified literally anyone, and you can mostly post whatever.

how was Donald trump the president how did it even happen and how did he even get into politics and how did he even get that role

we need younger presidents because some of these old ass grandpas don’t remember anything or sleep during shit

is god black, white, yellow, red, or alll?? Can he turn into them all, is he a women or a man?? Or is he both, or gender less?

Who made the first text book

‘00s MTV special Eminem and Christina Aguilera Feud about eminem rapping about killing Kim

Onision in a suit, beanie, tie, bullet proof VEST, sunglasses, old ass adidas and some court paper for court for Chris hansen but suing a guy by the same name

“Jared” Fogle the subway mascot of spokesperson is a pedophile that likes to watch children bathe and is basically a child predator

Kim and Ray J Sex Tape/ Paris Hilton Sex Tape/ Pamela and Bret Micheals/

Tommy Lee & Pamela’s Tape

2 girls one cup , also is that real shit?

How did people clean their water supply back then?? And how did they trim their private or hair?

Pewdiepie VS T-Series back in 2017/2018

Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce

MLG No-Scope/Oh baby a triple/ shrek/mountain dew/Doritos/troll face/wow/uhh uh uh ohhh/my hope will never die

The time I threw up mint ice cream in a tent at a sleepover when my cousin was there

When LeafyIsHere/LeafyIsBeef’s account was at it’s prime and then terminated back in 2020 and Albertsstuff’s videos being taken down and a new account flamingo replacing it but more “child friendly”

Mark McGarth arguing with a fan for them calling him sugar gay once as the paparazzi take the iconic video

Britney Spears shaving her head

Diary of a wimpy kid Singing scene of Greg in the play of wizard of oz

Rowley Jefferson from diary of a wimpy kid being recorded by Greg of him singing “Ke$ha” Tiktok before he falls off the chair and lands on the pokey ball manny made

A trans lady being on jerry springer with a deep voice

Logan Paul’s suicide forest video

Lean and Dab

Wii Shop Music

Mii creations I made on my Wii and wiiu and my character was kaleigh yoshi I think

My uncle dancing while he took my headphones out

Square box tv’s are so different now compared to today’s tvs

Technology has evolved

[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

Any movies/show recommendations for an American? Whether it’s British or American shows! And any tips for someone who is easily distracted watching films? Lol I love movies/shows and it’s not much like I am a doer, I get immediately off track onto something else that’s not important and then I feel bad when someone talks about a film that I slacked on )):

I have a ton of things I could reccommend! I'm not sure what your specific tastes are, but I'd say if you have a hard time paying attention then pick something with a shorter run time and lots going on.

That being the criteria I would reccommend these movies:

Grand Budapest Hotel - Kinda basic with the rise in Wes Anderson popularity rn, but it's been one of my faves ever since it came out. To me its got the best humour out of all of his films, has quick pacing and interesting characters and keeps you totally hooked the whole time.

Loving Vincent - This is an absolutley beautiful film about Vincent Van Gogh and stylistically its so captivating because it's made up entirely of oil paintings by 125 different artists. While it's not filled with action and it's not super fast paced, I think the fact it's so unique and hand painted is enough to keep your eyes on the screen.

Tango and Cash - I'm recommending this because I'm assuming you might've read Rocky Start and that's how the film thing has come up, so obviously you should go watch Rocky, but if you've already seen that then this is my next rec. Sylvester Stalone is fucking great in this absolutley mental movie. First thing you should know is that you shouldn't go into it taking it seriously at all because it is pure nonsense, but its comedy gold and also Kurt Russell get's into drag. You're welcome in advance.

What a way to go! - Everyone needs to see at least one Paul Newman film in their life and this is the one I will religiously punt (even over Butch Cassidy which is also great tbh) because this is the film that made me fall in LOVE with him. Shirley Maclaine puts in an amazing performance, with honestly one of the best wardrobes everrr, in a movie about a woman that keeps falling in love with men that are doomed to fall victim to their own money lust. I love everything about it so much.

As for shows I could reccommend a million different ones, but I'm not sure what you're into specifically.

I'd of course reccommend all the ones that I've included in my writing or reblogged so - The Bear, Sons of Anarchy, Narcos, The Sandman, Punisher etc.

There's tons of good British shows I can highlight too - Brassic, The Fall, The Last Kingdom (side note if you love Soap/Neil Ellice you will ADORE Mark Rowley as Finnan), Fleabag, Broadchurch, Blackadder, Derry Girls and Being Human (hello to my awakening on my teenage crush on Aidan Turner)

We're all guilty of sitting on our phones while watching films sometimes, so I wouldn't feel too guilty (I'm doing it rn but the film I'm watching is absolutley god awful soooo). I would say ultimatley you should try to figure out what you like and just explore from there, don't worry too much about what other people think is good or bad!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

[Alt text:]

Sadiq Khan tells Met to conduct review of coronation policing and explain why Republic activists detained for so long – live

Six anti-monarchy protesters were detained on day of coronation but Met later admitted they ‘regretted’ their arrests

Andrew Sparrow, 16:56, Tuesday 9 May

Sadiq Khan tells Met to review coronation policing, including explaining why Republic activists detained for so long

Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London, has written to Sir Mark Rowley, the Metropolitan police commissioner, calling for a “lessons learned” review of the policing of protests at the coronation. Here is an excerpt.

Despite the welcome efforts of so many committed officers, it is clear that some of the arrests made have given rise to concerns and, in my oversight role as mayor, I am seeking assurance from you that the issues related to these will be subject to a review and lessons learned. In particular, I would ask that you urgently provide me with further information on:

-The arrests of six members of the “Republic” group, and why the arresting officers did not appear to know or take into account of, the liaison Republic had undertaken with Met in advance of the event?

-Why the protest liaison officer was not part of the decision-making process on the arrests or even contacted?

-Why there was not a faster resolution in respect of these arrests following the initial decision to arrest?

-What role the new legislation played in the arrests, and what consideration was given to concerns raised by City Hall that Section 2 Public Order Act 2023 “being equipped to Lock On” was so broadly drawn, that it could interfere with peaceful protest if not carefully interpreted?

-What liaison took place with Westminster city council after the arrests of the “Night Star” volunteers?

-What briefing was provided to officers who were drafted in from outside of Westminster borough area to ensure they were aware of local partnership arrangements?

In his letter Khan also accepted that “balancing public safety requirements against the fundamental right to peaceful protest is not easy” and he thanked the police for their success in making the coronation a global success.

last updated 16:36

full article

hey guys!! look!! we finally have someone actually in charge making sense about the blatant police misconduct!!

its not perfect, but its something

of course, we should note that sadiq khan is in the labour party, and in the meantime, rishi sunak has taken a helicopter to the south coast rather than the oh-so-horrible-peasant's train journey that takes a single hour.

so to anyone who spouts that "theyre all the same" bullshit, fuck you. one party is addressing the unlawful arrests while the other is frolicking around in a fucking helicopter.

[earhartsease]

fuck those racist shitbags

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 12th Tilt

“The Sheriff of Nottingham”, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) VS. Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Propaganda

“The Sheriff of Nottingham”, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) Portrayed by: Alan Wheatley

No Text Propaganda Submitted

Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Mark Rowley

“What is it about Finan? His dry Irish wit, for one thing. But beyond that? He’s just the kind of guy I want to be around. There is no fiercer fighter, no better or more loyal friend, and no hotter guy than Finan (barring, perhaps, Uhtred). I would follow him around like a puppy and he would just have to put up with me. And you know what? I bet he would.

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Additional Propaganda

For The Sheriff of Nottingham:

For Finan:

“Like a sort of blood sport enthusiast David Tennant, if you will.”

[mywingsareonwheels]

My reactions to some of the KJ Charles pairings in the books I've read so far:-

Clem x Rowley: hi can I please protect you both for life and also I'd love to have a nice quiet cup of tea with you at some point. My lap is available for Cat. I like poetry and Dickens, and I too am dyspraxic so Clem we can have solidarity moments. :D <3 <3 <3 You're my favourites but don't tell the others.

Nathaniel x Justin: I... I... I mean fine, you seem to know what you're doing, more or less. You are massively good for each other. Well done for turning around one hell of a glorious meet-ugly. :D

Mark x Pen: hi I love you both enormously, cheering you on from the sidelines with oodles of adoration and also disabled and nonbinary solidarity. <3 <3 <3

Guy x Philip: DAMN but you two are lovely together. Well done there. <3 Also thanks for totally turning the "seducing the innocent" storyline on its head. Please invite me into the Murder so I can join in awesome chats?

Robin x Hart: I'm sorry I can't talk with how much I adore you both and how much your sweetness together makes me tear up. Talk again about turning around meet-uglies...

Toby x Miles: *fistbump of serious appreciation* *asks to borrow Miles' highwayman outfit*

Crane x Stephen: okay you two absolutely terrifying but deeply traumatised and wonderful and heroic individuals, I am not going to mess with either of you but I love you from afar.

Saul x Randolph: AAAAAAH MY HEART <3 <3 <3 <3 Saul you have the patience of a saint; Randolph you do actually appear to be worth that. <3 So glad you are no longer two miles from Swaffham fucking Prior.

Gareth x Joss: I AM IN AWE OF YOUR AWESOMENESS. <3 <3 <3 Also Gareth please please please show me all the superb nature things. And let me show you David Attenborough documentaries.

Will x Kim: *HEADDESK REPEATEDLY* I.... I.... AAAAAAAAAAH. (I haven't yet finished Subtle Blood and I do trust Charles to give you the happy ending you both desperately need and do actually deserve but OH MY FUCKING GOD. *throws Kim especially towards some really good therapy*)

(I love all of them. I still want to throw Kim and occasionally Randolph and Nathaniel across various rooms. Except in the case of the former that would be a dreadful idea because Will would get Protective. ;-) )

[wildwren]

the spanish princess asd knal;kgn aag;klgr

OKAY so this is a slight cheat because i HAVE seen approximately 0.3 of a season of this so i know its about Catherine of Aragon and young sexy Henry VIII and their sexy drama but I didn't watch far enough to see much of the drama. i think there's like a knight/courtier character who ends up being kind of sexy with Catherine (he carries her???) and then maybe dies???

but the most important thing i know about the Spanish princess is that mark rowley and lucy from narnia (but grown up, obviously, i think she's henry's sister?) absolutely fucked on screen, my three Megander (?) mutuals made it clear this was the central premise of the show 😂😂😂

[itsrattysworld]

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[honeybbqtlk]

he is so mfuckin H🥵T it’s ridiculous thank you for bringing this heat to tumblrrrrrr

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