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multi-fandomsfreak · 2 months ago

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Hello Hello ^^

Good morning from my end. I hope your are doing well and alright! (Drink as much water and stay safe!)

I believe you might remember me from asking about Secret History Mario NSFW headcanons (yes its me again- ^^;;; as a huge fan/simp of him, I love the headcanons you did for him!). I've mentioned about the NSFW alphabet? So... this time (if you want/have time) is Secret History Mario NSFW alphabet?

(Of course I don't want you to be overwhelmed by writing the same character multiple times. Which is why I was a bit hesitant to ask again. Hope you understand ^^;;)

I hope you have a great morning/afternoon/night

Stay safe! ^^

Secret History Mario Smut Alphabet

Hey there! Thanks for the ask!

Hello again. Don’t worry about the ask. Honestly I don’t mind writing for this man. I love writing for him because he’s invested in my mind. Anyways, hope you enjoy this. Hope you have a good night/day. ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: Not Mentioned (Gender Can Be Interpreted To Whatever)

Warning: ⚠️NSFW/Smut Content Ahead: If You Are A Minor Or Uncomfortable With This Stuff Don’t Interact/Read This.⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Secret History Mario

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by Mario’s Monday Night Massacre (MMNM) Crew (Edited By Me) + Banner by koovur on Pinterest

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

+ When it comes to aftercare I feel like it’s kind of bland. Not that he doesn’t do it. He does make sure you're alright after the two of you have sex. He just likes to have you in his arms. Having your arms wrapped around him and his around you as you rest your head on top of his chest. It gives him that sort of comfort in a way. He just enjoys the feeling of the two of you just in each other's arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

+ When it comes to his favourite body part I can imagine him being an ass guy. Though he doesn’t really have a set preference because he just loves to feel all over your body he does find himself mostly around your ass. As for him, probably either his arms or hands. As I said before he just likes to roam his hands all over you. Ranging from different areas from top to bottom.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

+ Honestly he doesn’t really think too much about what happens with his cum. He's too focused on the pleasure between you and him. Though he does try and not create too much of a mess when he does cum but he does find himself forgetting about it and just lets it out as soon as he’s able to reach his peak. He’s pretty much fine with cumming anywhere in or out of you. But he does find it really hot seeing his cum land on either your body or face.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

+ This man is a lot kinkier than he lets off to be. Though he doesn’t really express his needs out loud or makes a fuss about it but don't let that fool you. He just keeps it to himself since he’s too focused on keeping the people under his control in check. I kind of feel like these feelings just build up overtime till they’re practically overflowing in his mind and he needs to express it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

+ Listen I love this dude but his ass is definitely not experienced. Obviously he does know what he’s doing, he's not an idiot. It’s just if you considered what he does for a living you’d probably understand he hasn’t really had a chance to do anything. I mean the closest he’s gotten was with Peach but it didn’t necessarily end well for her. Ignoring that overall he’s too focused on being a dictator that even before meeting you the thought of having sex doesn’t cross his mind.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

+ His favourite position is basically any when you're on top of him or his lap. Examples could be the hot seat, cowgirl, face off. Most of the sex sessions the two of you have will most likely occur in his office and since he’s pretty much on his chair all the time he really likes it when you're on his lap and just riding him. He likes to look up to see the pleasure on your face as you let his cock sink in and out of you. Though he also likes to just bend you over on his desk and fuck you with his hand in your hair.

G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

+ This man is very serious when he’s in the moment. Honestly you’ll never see him joke at any point. Not at the start, middle or end. He takes moments like this very seriously since he considers things like this a very special moment considering you manage to actually strike a feeling inside of him. So he doesn’t really see anything to joke about.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

+ Most of the time he does trim his hair down there. It’s not completely smooth down there because he doesn’t actually mind it that much. He just cuts it when he can. As for the colour I can imagine it being the same shade as his hair. Possibly a shade dark or so but overall near his hair colour.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

+ He’s surprisingly very intimate during the moment; it surprises even him. I think it’s mostly because when he does it with you it pretty much gets to his head and gets distracted on making both you and him feel good. He makes sure that you feel every part of him even if it’s his body against yours. He likes having you close towards him as the two of you are going at it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

+ As said in my smut headcanons about him he does masturbate just not often. The thought of masturbating doesn’t really cross his mind a lot even before and after dating you. When he does decide to masturbate it's mostly because he started to think very unholy thoughts about you. These mostly happen when he’s away from you which pretty much distracts him while he’s trying to do his job so he’s pretty much forced to rub one out before doing anything else. Besides that he doesn’t really touch himself often.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

+ Brat taming, Degrading, Bondage, Capnolagnia, Dacryphilia, Breeding, Marking, Biting, Inflicting pain, Corruption, Edging, Overstimulation etc.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

+ There’s probably only two places he’s willing to have sex with you at. His office or home. Though he actually really likes it when the two of you are doing it in his office. The fact that people are working meanwhile he’s fucking you like it was just the two of you. He pretty much takes advantage of things like that. He knows people won’t say anything about it which makes it more fun for him. Though if he really wants to be intimate he’d take it into private and just do it when the two of you are home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

+ Honestly just seeing you moan and whine for him gets him going and turned on. He can’t help but smirk to himself seeing your chest heave knowing he has an affect on you. It just ignites something inside of him hearing you cry out his name as he buries his cock inside of you making your body tremble from the impact.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

+ Just like my previous smut alphabet but any of those weird/disgusting fetishes some people might be into.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

+ He really prefers receiving oral compared to giving. He does give you oral but honestly he thinks you do it way better towards him compared to when he does it to you. But trust me he’s actually really good at giving you oral and bringing you to that point. He really likes just having your mouth around his cock giving him a blowjob as he carries on whatever he’s doing.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

+ His pace kind of switches. He can go from slow and sensual indulging in the feeling of you on his cock but then he can go fast and rough a bit into it. This mostly happens because he’s too indulge in the feeling of fucking you that he kind of lets the best get to him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

+ I think he’s alright with quickies though he does prefer to do it when he has loads of time on his hands and doesn’t know how to spend it. If he doesn’t have much of a chance and he needs to let one off then he guess he could settle for a quickie. Plus he kind of likes to see how quick he can make you and him cum under a certain time limit.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

+ Sometimes he does like to experiment but most of the time he just sticks to what he knows and what you know. He’s not that fan of taking risks but if he wants to have an upper hand on making you a mess then he likes to change things up to see what effect it has on you and use it to its full advantage.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

+ He can last longer than he actually thinks he can. I think it’s mostly because he doesn’t really do much to himself when it comes to sexual things so it just kind of builds up in him making him able to last at least a decent amount of rounds before his body is tired.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

+ He has a few toys both for your needs and his. He mostly has them for things like in the jerk off part. If he’s alone and it might be a while till he sees you again he masturbates. He uses the few toys he has for himself on his cock imagining it was you. But the ones he has for you he absolutely loves to tease you with them. No matter the type he will find a way to tease you with it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

+ Speaking of teasing he’s an absolute tease. As said before he really likes to tease you. He just loves seeing your face as he teases the ever loving fuck out of you. Hearing you cry out and whine for him, begging him to just give you an ounce of pleasure makes him extremely hard.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

+ I think he can control his volume and does actually control it sometimes but after a while he does have some slight trouble controlling it due to him being distracted by the pleasure. You’ll most likely hear him groan most of the time while letting some moans slip out of him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

+ It’s kind of out of character to see him like this but honestly sometimes he gets nervous in his own way about doing anything with you. Though he’ll deny it to hell sometimes he finds himself getting distracted by thinking anything about you. If he’s going to do something for you a million thoughts will go through his mind trying to justify his reasoning for doing said thing for you while trying to stick to his known persona.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

+ As said in my smut headcanons of him when it comes to how large he is it’s considered just barely above average. His dick also has a bit of thickness to it. If I have to say it’s probably around 7 inches long and around 8 inches thick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

+ I mean considering all the things that can affect someone’s sex drive he pretty much does two of the things which is smoking not really being that active I can imagine it being a bit low. Though it does slightly increase when he’s with you but most of the time it can be a bit low.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

+ After the two of you do it he pretty much stays awake at least a little longer or at least till after you go to sleep. As mentioned in aftercare he likes to embrace you in his arms (in his own way). He probably just lay there maybe smoking a cigarette before putting it out and going to sleep alongside you.

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