#mario the movey

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anyways. mario movey outfit

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i've always kinda wondered but what artists/shows/books/whatever do you think has influenced your art the most? hell what do you think birthday quest is the most inspired by

there's a wide net of things i can point to. for my art specifically it's mostly western cartoons (bill watterson, gary larson, sergio aragones, et al) and a lotta manga (too many to count). books-wise i think douglas adams and (very recently) terry pratchett have had a lot of influence on what sort of writing i enjoy, shows/movies is also too wide a net for the scope of this question. i love moveys.

as for birthday quest, an rpg maker game, i am inspired by those that came before. lisa, space funeral, yume nikki, hylics, off, et al. in terms of overall rpg sensibilities i think a lot of earthbound, paper mario and undertale made its way in there, but most of that can't really be reflected mechanically (no timed attacks or anything fancy) so it's mostly in aesthetics and demeanor. birthday quest is just an overall ensemble of stuff i enjoy

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finally going to see the mario movey tomorrow with my bestie

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going 2 see mario movey for SECOND TIME w gf :)

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also did u kno da mario movei is rly good regression movie

[marshmellowtea]

i have to watch the mario movie i can'tg believe i haven't seent eh mario movei

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The mario movei would have been better if chris pratt was like. A muppet or a squirlle or somethinf

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

okay. mario movey fun. cute line about invincibility. crankey kong. yoshi :)

cannot believe the mario movie used holding out for a hero. in a training montage of all things. how dare you stand where he stood

[james-fun-in-the-sunderland]

tv + movie: 17, 28, 31, 97, 99 c:<

oh my GOD ive been ambushed by my own PARTNER wtF!!!!! hehe

17. A show that you love to hate?

oh somehow this is much easier for me <- enjoys the potential of things way more than things that are mid or actually good

So alot of like 90s video game cartoons probably fit here, the super mario show, the legend of zelda show, all of the tumblr classics like dr who supernatural or sherlock, but if i had to like choose ONE it would be sonic underground. that show sucks so hard but its so fun and has a bunch of bangers

28. What is your favourite movie from the 80′s?

i looked up 80s movies on letterboxed and like the first page was a ton of movies i love so im . gonna have to rly think abt this... ok ive decided its The Thing. that thang. that movie rocks so hard bro like genuinely (also glad i didnt see a fave from the 70s q on this list bc that would b so much harder o.o"")

31. Favourite movie from the 2010′s +?

Thought this was 2000s so i was GONNA say lake mungo but since its 2010s then It Follows would be my pick!! its such a good movey.... i wanna watch it again i think ive only seen it once but it sticks out so much in my mind its SUCH a good movie

97. Think of a positive movie experience you will never forget?

Well what am i SUPPOSED to put here other than when i went down to see uuuu my partner bc we were gonna see sonic 2 together! and it was so nice being able to grab ur hand SO FUCKING excitedly when shadow came on screen c: <3 and then just infodumping SO HARD and constantly pacing and moving around and u just being like *heart eyes* the whole time like come ONNNN i love u <3 it was nice hehe

99. Best movie soundtrack?

hmm this ones a toughie bc . movie soundtracks all sound the same to me,,, i know its kind of cheating to use a musical but genuinely id just listen to the ambient tracks for the nightmare before christmas... but outside of musicals probably it follows? both of them id just listen to in general but the ost for it follows WOULD give me anxiety lmao the chase music is so o.o""""""\

link back to the tv and movies ask game for anyone else who may want to send numbers n get those qs answered!

[smillingcartoonist]

God that Super Mario Movei trailer was cringe !! And the reactions to it here on this hellhole are even more Cringe !!!!

I'm sorry ! I just too cynical to even pretent, I'm just Too Old For This Shit !!!

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i got tagged to do a question thingy by @tiffnyaa​ i’m probably not gonna tag everyone because everyone i know has done it already. but if you want to do it you can totally say i tagged you n__n

Are you named after someone?     my alias i got from the goofy movie/the goof troop. max and goofy are my favorite disney characters.

When was the last time you cried?     at shelter in tokyo. i don't think i've ever been so stunned at a show in my life

Do you like your handwriting?     oh my god nooooo. i write like a six year old boy.

What is your favorite lunch meat?     aahh tuna? does that count?

Do you have kids?     nope. i probably never will either.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?     maybe? idk i think i can be too overwhelming in person sometimes. i speak a lot before i think too.

Do you use sarcasm?     only with people i'm super close with.

Do you still have your tonsils?     i do!

Would you bungee jump?     omfg noooo neverrr

What is your favorite kind of cereal?     captain crunch, froot loops and reese puffs. hell yea. i'm mentally ten

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?     depends on the shoe. with my mario vans i have to. but my creepers i usually just kick off.

Do you think you’re a strong person?     people tell me i'm strong. but i feel like a little kid all the time. :c

What is your favourite ice cream? Ever, ever?     i like pink/red flavors. so strawberry, cotton candy and bubble gum~

What is the first thing you notice about people?     hair. i love looking at how people do their hair.

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?     my nose. it's pretty bumpy and big. it's the reason why i don't like wearing contacts. ;__;

What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?     i'm in my pjs. so flannel red and black bottoms and black socks.

What are you listening to right now?     はくちゅーむ by BPM15Q they're like a weird little japanese girl group. this song is extra fun so i recommend it.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?     blue for sure~

Favorite smell?     probably peach right now. i really love the smell of coffee though.

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?     my daaaaaad

Favorite sport to watch?     soccer! i've seen a bunch of games in europe. i don't try and watch it regularly anymore though.

Hair color?     it's a faded green/blue with my roots hella growing in.

Eye color?     kind of like a green/gray.

Do you wear contacts?     i can!! when i do i like to wear big circle lenses because i think they look cute. but i don't wear them often. (see above with the nose thing)

Favorite food to eat?     chicken onigiri and gyoza. the gyoza specifically from one of the booths in namja town though.

Scary movies or comedy?     scary moveis! i really like horror and spooky stuff. i don't get scared by movies, thankfully.

Last movie you watched?     i think it was sing? that was like a month ago. i don't watch very many movies apparently. lmao

Summer or winter?     summer. i can't handle the -40 winters anymore. i wanna move so bad.

Hugs or kisses?     both pls

What book are you currently reading?     i'm not reading anything right now. i was planning on reading killing stalking but i don't have enough room on my phone for a manga reader atm. ;__;

Who do you miss right now?     ahh this is going to sound so dumb. but i miss seeing porter and hugo. shelter was the greatest show of my liiiife

What is on your mouse pad?     it's like a boob mousepad but instead of a sexy anime girl it's braum from league of legends holding up two poros. it's so funny. i bought it years ago and it's still holding up.

What is the last TV program you watched?     i binged watched skam on my way to japan. god it's so good. everyone needs to see it.

What is the best sound?     the little bleep bloops of retro video game music. it just makes me so happy.

Rolling stones or The Beatles     i've never really listened to either...

What is the furthest you have ever traveled?     i've been to new zealand, tokyo and like, london and venice. they're all super far away from canada.

Do you have a special talent?     i mean, i'm really good at spending money? and i'm also pretty ok at photoshopping things into windows 95 windows. it's an odd skill to have but i made a pretty cool stream layout with it.

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5 Sucky Things That Suck On Purpose

This may come as a surprise, but I like it when things don’t suck. In fact, I would say that I devote 80 percent of my efforts toward avoiding suckage. Sadly, though, I can’t control the actions of others, and I won’t ever be able to until The Device is perfected. But until then, some people make shitty things, and the rest of us have to deal with it. And while we can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that everyone makes mistakes as we eat a pizza which inexplicably arrived topped with double olives and pineapple, there’s no solace in the knowledge that some people do shitty things entirely on purpose. On that note, here are five terrible things which people made fully knowing that they’d be terrible.

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The Google Glass Battery

If you were sober or literate in 2013 and 2014, you may have had to endure the deluge of tech profiles and extremely not-boring thinkpieces on Google Glass. If you could not in fact read or legally drive in 2013 and 2014, Google Glass was basically Google’s answer to the question “What’s a super expensive piece of shit I can intrusively wear on my face which will obscure my vision and make anyone around me fearful that I’m videotaping them like some kind of creeper?” You know, a question that we’ve all asked.

While most of us immediately dismissed Glass as being about as appealing as a herpes scab parfait, there were naturally a few fans who couldn’t wait to be the dollar store version of Geordi LaForge. But even amongst those die-hard tech fluffers, there was a clear issue: Glass had a battery that sucked like a leech in the coldest recesses of the vacuum of space.

The battery life of Google Glass clocked in at around 45 minutes, meaning that you had just enough time to stream yourself watching one episode of Young Sheldon and then crying about it afterwards before it shut off. Google tried to explain this away as an intentional design feature that was actually beneficial and not an example of a battery assembled by a one-eyed guy in an flea market who smells like cats.

According to Google, your cellphone is just a dangerous espionage device constantly listening to you from your pants pocket and maybe sending all that sweet, sweet pants gossip back to Samsung or the Kingsmen or whoever the fuck cares what you’re doing. So in an effort to heroically protect you from filthy spies, Google intentionally made a shitty battery so that the New World Order agents will only be able to watch half of your masturbation session before they’re left hanging. Suck it, dickholes! You’ll never know how this one ends!*

*Hastily, with a climactic yawp.

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Low-Quality Viral Commercials

In 2011, the internet was blessed with one of the worst commercials for a taxidermy business that anyone had ever seen. I say this not as a connoisseur of taxidermy ads, but as a logical human being. Also, do taxidermy places really need commercials? What more needs to be said, other than “Hey! Do you like wolves, but hate the bitey, movey kinds?”

This commercial for Ojai Valley Taxidermy featured the one-two punch of Chuck Testa’s taxidermy skill and acting, and made us all fall in love with the stuffed corpse of a coyote and the overall awfulness of the entire experience. It was poorly made, clearly cheap, and its only redeeming quality was that all of the badness made it charming as hell. Chuck Testa became an internet hero. And it was all bullshit.

Testa is just one of many viral commercial stars made famous for being in videos often shared as “the worst commercial I’ve ever seen.” One commercial for a mall from 2014 featured employees singing a jingle that sounded like a cross between 3 a.m. barf-in-your-own-shoe-drunk karaoke and a cat stuck in a well. It sucked large, and people went nuts about it.

For a local business trying to drum up some attention, you have two options: Legitimately make a forgettable, boring, low-budget commercial which blandly explains whatever you’re trying to sell, or roll the dice on potentially going viral by making an abomination. Create such an abysmal crime against advertising that the sun refuses to shine when the video is playing and birds immediately stop singing and synchronize-shit on your car. Make it so bad that everyone immediately shares it with everyone they know. And then your craptastic commercial becomes an internet sensation.

They say people are ten times as likely to share a bad experience with a business than a good one. People like to complain more than they like to praise, probably because if something goes right, it fits in with your expectations and is therefore unremarkable. It’s only when things go wrong that you get worked up and make a stink over it. So when you see a commercial that damn near offends you with its utter fuckshittery, you’ll share that monstrosity with everyone. And that’s exactly what they want.

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Web Brutalism

When I first got the internet in my house as a kid, we got a state-of-the-art, badass, lightning-fast 56k modem. I could download an MP3 in like ten minutes, and sometimes an entire dirty picture would load up before something went buggy and the poor woman was cut off at the knees. And seven out of every ten websites looked like a low-res My Little Pony pony ralphed cotton candy and Four Loko across a small-town church bulletin board.

As time passed, we all grew up and became better people with better websites. Dancing baby GIFs gave way to interstitial ads and Flash videos. Designs that looked like they were made by a guy with vinegar in his eyes working in the dark faded away, and sleek, professionally designed mega porn sites took their place. It was a great time to be alive. Or so we thought, because I guess people got sick of things that don’t look like shit and Web Brutalism was born.

If the terribly cheesy name didn’t give it away, Web Brutalism is a kind of artsy shitsy internet aesthetic. You purposefully make your website look like the south end of a northbound horse. Ugly, disorganized graphics, shockingly off-putting colors, a veritable dumpster of design techniques shat out onto a screen — if your site doesn’t look a fourth-grader’s glue and cardboard collage, you’ve failed.

A classically bad website was designed on Angelfire by your aunt who collects figurines of Jesus playing sports when she wanted to do something to commemorate her love of beat poetry. Some links were unclickable, images didn’t quite line up right, and it had charm in the same way your macaroni artwork had charm to your mom, who never told you that it looked like shit because she loved you. By the way, your macaroni art looked like shit. It’s cool, though, mine looked like the shit that shit takes after eating shit sandwiches. And somehow, someone decided a forced version of that was a good idea.

Web Brutalism seeks to make a website harder to navigate and uglier to look at than a fine, upstanding site, like the one you’re currently enjoying. Why? The answer is best summed up in this quote I heard from a guy in a bar once: “Fuckin’ because.”

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Bioware’s Female Designs

Back in the day when I had an NES, there were basically two female characters you could name across the spectrum of video game characters: Princesses Peach and Zelda, and I don’t even think Zelda was actually in her game. But I did beat Super Mario Bros. 2, and Peach helped a brother out on that one, so yeah, you could say I’m like a video game feminist or some such. Which is why Bioware’s curious history with female characters is such a headscratcher.

Bioware makes some pretty impressive-looking games, like Mass Effect, and the character designs are amazing. There is a definite problem with some of them, though, insofar as that amazingness is in how straight up nuts-on-a-donkey ugly they are.

When Mass Effect: Andromeda was released, fans were quick to notice that the male version of the player character, Ryder, looks super badass and cool and almost exactly like the male model who lent his likeness to the game designers. The female version of Ryder looks like the model if you rolled her in a sack of sadness and didn’t let her sleep for four days while feeding her a straight diet of CHUD.

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So why, if you have the ability to render characters in a way that makes them look like not vaguely emotive ballsacks, would you make your character look like a vaguely emotive ballsack? This one requires a bit of creative tinkering in the ol’ thinky bag, but it does make sense. Female characters in gaming, as you may be aware, have a bit of a lackluster history in terms of realistic representation. After Princess Peach, the next big name in lady characters was Lara Croft, who was at first presented as polygonal boobs on blocks, and then later as well-vectored boobs on well-vectored short pants. And thus began a tradition of most video game women being little more than boobs and confusion. So maybe Bioware makes their female characters less appealing on purpose so as to not be considered sexist or douchey.

Bioware has never come out and said they’ve made purposefully ugly characters. They have acknowledged abhorrent animation issues and terrible facial expressions which they set to work on fixing, but fans were all pretty convinced that there had to be more behind the distractingly objectionable visages of the female characters. As noted gamer nerd and feminist Lisa Kerzner argues in her video, it looks an awful lot like Bioware put considerable effort into downplaying the character’s face to make her more of an ugmo hero type (but just in the face), while trying to pawn it off as a technical limitation. Despite the fact that numerous other games can feature women who don’t look like victims of barnyard mad science, including a lot of Bioware’s previous games.

Unfortunately, dealing with matters of sex, sexism, and gender in video games is like opening a bag of cat shit lined with explosive squibs right in your damn face. If you recall anything to do with Gamergate, you know this is ground no one wants to tread on, so you almost can’t blame Bioware for not saying jack shit about it, as you don’t want to feed any trolls. But at the same time, when it’s obvious that they can make a nearly identical male character, there’s clearly a reason they’re not putting that same kind of effort into their females.

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Scam Email Grammar

Usually when I send emails, I spell the multi-syllable words incorrectly and use grammar that’s about as fucked as a friction-burnt Fleshlight. But that’s my own bugaboo to deal with, and has little-to-no bearing on the world of scam email.

The odds of you having never received a Nigerian scam email are slimmer than Slender Man’s weird dick, which I’ll tell you about sometime if you buy me a few beers. But for the sake of the kids in the audience who are reading this on the wall I inscribe all my articles on and have never received email before, a Nigerian scam email is a poorly worded piece of fuckery that shows up in your inbox claiming to be from some African prince who has millions of dollars tied up in banks overseas, and if you could just help pay some transfer fees, you can keep a buttload of it!

Typically, these emails use terrible grammar and atrocious spelling, not because the person sending you the email is a blithering idiot, but because they need you to be so gullible that you believe a Wakandan prince personally sent you a one-way ticket to being a millionaire, and he typed the message with a greasy turkey leg in his hand while riding a homemade roller coaster.

Most of us can identify a scam email right away. Another subsection of people will be suspicious but interested. And an even smaller division will write back to test the waters. The scammers want nothing to do with any of those people. They want the person who immediately responds with their bank account number in the signature line, because they only want to deal with people who may have mistaken a ham bone for Tony Danza more than once in their lives. So don’t be too proud if you recognize right away that someone sent you a weak as shit attempt at ripping you off; they just didn’t want you to waste their time.

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Date: 2017-04-30 16:41:33

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Date: 2017-04-30 16:41:33

NEW VIDEO Next WEEK! In the meantime, Checked out our WEEK Vacation VIDEO here: –

Today, we’re Expropriator a Stroll down memory lane and revisiting Some of the crazy special Effects we’ve Tryers to Pull off Over the Petaanna (Some THAN others).

0:01 Indignantly Nestling Three-space Adventure: 2:03 Annoyance Oranfe Meets the Mighty Eagle: 3:34 Evan CLONES Himself: 4:41 Indignantly Nestling Hot vs. Mario: 6:02 Retaliation of Annoyance Oranfe: 7:20 Games of the Future Swipe: 12:56 Boxtrolls to the Rescue!: 16:48 Clikit Ghostbusters: 17:16 Clikit Espalda to the Future: 19:00 WWE Superstars STOP Motion: 21:34 The Graet Clikit Moveis Adventure: 26:14 Moveis Playdate! ft Moveis Kid (): 29:37 Firedrake in Reals Life: 30:50 The Fixits:

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