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bellatrixnightshade · 7 months ago
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Sophos for the roast prompt?
*cracks knuckles*
(Disclaimer: Some swearing/nasty language.)
Sophos you are a whiny little asshole I swear you are the little sucker that has an annoying ass laugh. I cannot stand you, you have the personality of a kindergarten bully. Your head is so full of air you have nothing else to talk about than what Timmy did or what Sally said. I'm sure you're such a loser that you think shoplifting is cool. You are flunking your school tests, I bet. You are so pathetic and you can't listen to Mommy. No wonder why she's sick of you. Your dad probably stopped watching over you from heaven after a few years during your childhood.
Even your uncle probably thinks you're a brat and that's why he's terrified of babysitting you. Even if I was paid to take care of you, I wouldn't. Your crying and screaming would make my ears bleed.
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tabswrites · 7 months ago
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Roast Your OCs Tag
Tagged by @sarahlizziewrites here!
Tagging: @kaylinalexanderbooks @ahungeringknife @pheita @mysticstarlightduck @rachaellawrites
@clairelsonao3 @squarebracket-trickster and open tag because everyone should do this.
Original post and rules here.
No one loves roasting my OCs as much as me. *cracks knuckles*
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Absolute Bitch of a Man Believes Retribution=Therapy
Nepo Baby/ Town Fuckboy Fired, Now Human Punching Bag
Local Hot Topic Spokeswoman Canceled for Laughing in the Face of Choking Victim
The Sweetest Person Alive Denies Trauma with Cottagecore Lifestyle
Woman Falls for Sad Man, Swears She Can Fix Him with Violence and Insults
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mask-of-anubis · 8 months ago
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okay but like she was entertaining while she did it so… what’s the problem
me: yeah i totally, 100% agree that mara jaffray did some genuinely heinous things that she needed to get called out for by her peers
also me: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, YOU FIENDS 🤺🤺🤺
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sharpbutsoft · 6 months ago
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My season eight prediction is that the 118 are going to ignore Captain Gerard’s bastardism to the best of their ability until he says something particularly nasty to Hen or Chim (or both) about Mara and Ravi (🤞s8 main) snaps and absolutely tears him a new one
Like full on roasts Gerard and lists all the ways he is old, and ignorant, and also a shitty fire captain outside of that, and finishes up by says “The world would be a better place if everyone like you just dropped dead,” and then Gerard keels over. Dead 🎉
(And poor Ravi is, like, slightly devastated that he actually killed somebody but the autopsy reveals he died of being a bitch or whatever)
Buck gets him a tee that says “I killed my racist, homophobic boss and all I got was this lousy teeshirt”
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loafyall · 4 months ago
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Aged up yanqing and yunli, Yunli becoming taller and being like 6'3 while yanqing is like 5'11
Future Xianzhou!!
Fu xuan is currently the general after jing yuan's death.
But his death was not being mara, But by an assassination from the Sanctus medicus by a dangerous enemy called Shangū, He died in front of yanqing.
His last wish was that Yanqing would live a happy and long life..
Well..
Yanqing started to mask his emotions behind a smile which he puts on everytime. Following a path of vengeance to avenge his mentor's death, he'll do anything to kill shangū.
Anything.
Yanqing is still a lieutenant and The new sword chapion although.. he shares his title with Yunli due to their so many tie in battles so people decided to make them share the title.
Yanqing carries a fan around, (like y'know the fan Tingyun has? Yea that type of fan but a different colour.).
Sushang is a respected cloud knight known for her strength is is quite cold.
Well, one of the reasons might be her Best friend, Guinaifen's death as she was a short-lived species anyway.
Sushang doesn't like yanqing and maybe never will, the only time they interact is only for work related purposes. Or if Jinglian and jingli try to make them talk with the others.
Speaking of jinli and jinglian, They are two twins who are actually niece and nephew of shangū But well, they've never met him, And They know their mother's and their Other siblings (they had two more siblings btw) death was by shangū. Jingli is a girl who uses a spear while jinglian is a boy who uses a sword, Both of their weapons were picked by yanqing.
Jinglian is usually trained under yanqing, While Jingli helps Fu xuan or bailu if they need anything, Otherwise, she also trains with yanqing and jinglian.Being trained under a sword champion who's a lieutenant is cool isn't it?
Qingque is somehow not being a door guardian and continues her work in the divination commision, Although she still slacks off and tries to Sushang or Yanqing for boba but most the time it's a no
Qingque is most of the time with sushang, Getting boba or anything except working.
After the death of huaiyan, Yunli is the general of the zhuming and visits the Luofu usually for meetings or anything like that.
Yanqing and yunli have somewhat like a shinobu and giyuu dynamic (Yanqing is Shinobu guys.) But by what General Fu xuan says, Yanqing and yunli enjoy talking to eachother.
(They mostly gossip I'm sure for some reason)
Yunli stole one of Yanqing's swords and he doesn't know about it at all.
Yunli is taller than yanqing. She is 6'3 and yanqing is like 5'11.
Bailu.. hasn't grown much, Like she's old but doesn't look like it.
Bailu hangs around with whoever she finds its either jingli or jinglian anyone.
NOT SO FUN FACTS :
few weeks after jing yuan's death Yanqing lost all his emotions for months until he started to pratice fake smiling. It worried fu xuan alot. But she didn't show it.
Yanqing was 16 when jing yuan died.
Fu xuan promised jing yuan at his grave that she would take care of yanqing and made sure the boy went the right way.
Everytime yunli and yanqing meet, It either is a conversation about how jingli and jinglian are doing or....
Just them roasting eachother. Respectfully.
Qingque tries to make sushang and yanqing friends again, But well it fails terribly,
Sushang ends up saying harsh words to Yanqing and yanqing can't snap because of reputation and ends up staring at himself at the mirror with instructive thoughts for hours.
Yanqing wants revenge on Shangū for killing his mentor who he considered as a father.
Huaiyan's death was when he got a disease and died after a week he got it.
Guinaifen died when she was 89, after Living a long and happy life with her best friend (wife.) sushang.
Yukong has passed away by old age.
Well that's all future hcs for today! Wait,
I forgot about Jingliu!
Jingliu is there, hiding in the shadows, Jingliu and yanqing have met many times.
Either a battle or just talking.
Huo huo is aged up and still a scaredy cat but is a bit Brave now(because of tail)
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veterantrainerray · 3 months ago
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Hello. My name is Ray Clayton, and my ten year old niece convinced me to try blogging for the benefit of trainers out there.
My experience encompasses pokemon care, battle tactics, training regimens and trainer coaching. Ran the Kanto League back in the day, took part in a few others. Decided the whole champion schtick ain’t for me, but the League life is.
I’ve worked with gym leaders, aspiring trainers, professors and even Elite Four members.
I am NOT qualified to offer input on medical matters beyond the dos and don’ts of training safely. I am not qualified to diagnose or assess injuries on any form of remote platform. See a veterinarian or other qualified professional for that.
My niece says yall can send me questions directly on here. I’ll answer all of ‘em I can.
I’m Mara, one of the ranch hands. Me ‘n my sister Maya help keep things runnin’. Takes a lotta grit and even more muscle to handle this kinda work! My partner is Alexander, a Nidoking. He’s the twin brother of my sister’s partner.
My name is Maya. I’m just about the one elegant thing about this dusty old backwater! Me and my Nidoqueen, Rose, do what we can to class up the place, but there’s only so much that can be done…
Already this blog has been the subject of a bit of toxicity. All I’m gonna say to you Negative Nancys is that I ain’t gonna give ya the time of day, and be sure to read and comprehend somethin’ before you mouth off about it. Odds are you’re criticizing an answer to a question you only imagined was being asked, when the answer was to the question that was actually asked.
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Since folks want my Pokemon written here, here ya go:
Pyrite - Rhyperior, first partner. Born on the ranch, currently guards a mysterious egg.
Piezo - Magnezone, First wild-caught partner, retired from battling to pursue crisis response for fulfillment reasons.
Bruce - Emboar, adopted from being a pet
Old Spooky - Dusclops, followed me home from Hoenn, older’n my grandpa, retired from battling
Wright - Yanmega, retired from battling due to injury
Gala - A shiny Dipplin, was in a crate of apples and adopted.
Nimbus - Dratini adopted in Paldea. Wants to learn Thunder.
Beethoven - Poliwag from a Kitakami river, gets along with everyone.
Slowking - Galarian variety. Helped get me on my feet shortly after catchin’. Name pending.
Lapras - Wounded in Blueberry Academy’s Terarium, adopted at Director’s reccomendation. Really likes roasted Aspear berries. Name pending.
Girafarig - Hatched from an egg Pyrite picked up somewhere in Paldea and guarded fiercely. Curious and energetic, name pending.
“Loyal” Three Trio - Undecided how to handle them. Caught them just to get them outta the locals’ hair. All three got attitude problems.
The ranch is also home to several Rhyhorn herds, a herd of Galarian Ponyta up north, and a gaggle of other wild Pokemon I ain’t gotten around to getting outta here yet.
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nqueso-emergency · 3 months ago
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Thank you for doing such good work with roasting all these bad Buck/Eddie takes. Your takes are so entertaining, even if I would still take the "insider" stuff with some skepticism. I hope you don't mind.
Now, for some speculations:
Do you think Gerrard / Ortiz will get some nuance of their villainy?
How many on-screen dates do you think will Buck and Tommy take until they decide to move in together?
Do you think Eddie will remain single throughout S8?
Do you think Chim and Maddie will ever get another child?
Do you think Frank's intimate knowledge of the 118 be exploited by some outside force?
Thank you once again :D
Truthfully if you didn't have any skepticism that would be weird. I'm a stranger on the internet.
Oh boy... questions.
I can see it. This show is a procedural so they have to show the audience. This isn't 'Supernatural' where we're living in Bobby Singer's mind and trying to make connections that will finally connect two seasons later. General Audience needs to instantly understand what the characters are doing.
I'm assuming you mean on screen dates? Maybe one? This show is fast with relationships. We only saw Bathena really have 0 dates before Athena was wanting Bobby to move in and then he popped the question as an answer.
I fucking hope he stays single. His family needs to stop thinking he needs a significant other.
I'm not sure. I think they're happy with the way their family is right now. Maybe fostering Mara will change that... who knows
lol! No. I don't. Frank would be fired.
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dreamwreaver · 5 months ago
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Okay but Alastor and Martha knowing each other
Martha and Mara (Mayberry's va is Mara Wilson so I'm using that until we get an official name) inviting Charlie and Alastor to their bayou/swamp house
Charlie loving their romance and wanting to know every detail of how they met.
Charlie being horrified as they take turns explaining how martha fucked Mara's husband in the living world, how Mara tried to kill her and failed before killing herself, hired IMP to kill Martha and her family, how IMP succeeded and Martha and family ended up in Hell for being cannibals and satanists. How they met from there and fell in love.
Alastor sitting there over a plate of roasted meat that Charlie can't identify sighing and enjoying what he considers to be a quite romantic story.
Charlie being only slightly concerned about how healthy this relationship is but they seem happy and the kids in Cannibal Town have benefitted from a teacher being there.
Charlie experiencing bi panic when Al and martha begin flirting with her while Mara sits there like "I'll allow it but princess of hell or not don't touch my wife!"
Charlie leaving feeling incredibly odd about the whole situation while Al talks her into getting them a bayou cottage for themselves
CHARLASTOR AND MARBERRY DOUBLE DATES
My thanks to @whamgram for the ideas
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sovpologist · 2 years ago
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agree, it’s been really confusing to watch them try to set up crow as hunter vanguard because i feel like all the actual “development” has happened offscreen. any kind of leadership skills, mission planning skills, etc, have all happened offscreen (like crow and mara suddenly being best buds and planning the retribution mission offscreen). i agree that it feels like the writers keep shoving crow in our faces because they want him to “earn it” and want people to like him, but it feels like they keep showing the wrong thing. they’re too scared to have crow make any kind of mistake because they don’t want the anti-uldren brigade to begin frothing at the mouth, but personally i think it’s a big mistake to write from the position of “what will the audience like? how can we get them to like this character?” instead of just writing interesting and well developed characters and going from there
the heavy narrative focus on crow confuses me because i feel like he isn't a fan favorite. he’s a very polarizing character, people either hate him or love him. and even people who really like him admit that he began to overstay his welcome in the seasonal narrative (i would say around lost, but definitely after haunted) and were glad when the writers seemed to recognize this and move on to other characters and plotlines.
the sudden heel turn not only to focus on him again but also to focus on old arcs that have already been explored and concluded (amanda didn't forgive him; he didn't want to talk to mara but was tentatively open to doing so in the future).... to ultimately come to the SAME conclusions (amanda still didn't forgive crow; mara is still interested in reconnecting but crow is still not) feels not only misguided but also completely unasked for. if crow is going to the “main character” no matter what the audience thinks of him then at least do something interesting and new with him instead of just rehashing the same couple of storylines!
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bellatrixnightshade · 7 months ago
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Rafal for the roast prompt?
oooo a nice one 😈 (aka Mara will NOT be nice)
*takes a deep breath*
You look like the type who's never left his edgy wannabe emo phase and it's supposed to be like, a century. Hello? Grow up, loser. Talking about hiding the body doesn't actually make you goth, you know? And every day isn't a funeral. I bet you cringe at yourself every time you look in the mirror. if not, you are either dense, lack self awareness, or all of the above. You're smart at school but terrible at dealing with emotions, and yet you are the therapist nobody asked for.
Your playlist is probably filled with shitty mainstream "dark music" and I bet you secretly like Miraculous Ladybug when you're alone. You are cuter when you aren't being so edgy, and that says a lot.
Please act like an immortal teenager, not like a tired dad. I'm sure you dress like one, too. If I didn't know about your special lifespan, I'd think you are 45 years old with 6 bratty, noisy children.
Everyone (in your world and time) who has a huge, lasting crush on you probably has no self worth and are desperate or they have daddy issues, because no person who has a sense of dignity would like you for that long.
Breaking plates? Grow up. Grow the fuck up. Being hundreds of years old while throwing toddler like tantrums doesn't suit you.
You aren't scary, you are just another hilarious male, with your murder, anger issues tendencies.
Oh, and I'm sure you'd hit that snooze button 10 million times in the morning!
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cal-daisies-and-briars · 1 month ago
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🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞 (& i love your new icon!)
Thank you! Spooky Bobby my beloved!
81 for 🪞:
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“That’s a good call,” Eddie nods.
“So, thanks for not brushing it off,” Buck says. 
“Why would I brush it off?” Eddie asks. “I do love her. She’s a sweetheart and she makes you so happy.”
Buck’s chest does that little fluttery thing it’s been doing more and more around Eddie lately. Like his body wants something his brain knows he can’t have. 
“Thank you,” he says, ignoring it.
Eddie nods. “Of course. Now, should we get set up?”
“Pumpkins and a fuck ton of newspaper are already on the table.”
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Like a lot of days lately, it ends up being another one that feels close to perfect. 
Dove finds the gutting process of the pumpkin more thrilling than the actual carving, which is probably good, because only Eddie’s ends up looking very good. Buck is not a natural at this. They roast the seeds, and make them into a snack, which Buck is much more useful at. It’s all good fun, filled with laughter and once again, more photos than Buck realizes he’s taking. 
If the fourth chair at Buck’s kitchen table keeps glaring at him, he tries not to think too hard about it.
It’s the one thing in life that he really can’t do anything about. 
iv.
Bobby returning to the 118 only makes everything that much better for Buck. To be fair, he’d gotten the biggest break away from Gerrard by taking parental leave. So his suffering was interrupted, unlike everyone else. Especially Chim, who became Gerrard’s replacement go-to guy to scrub the crapper in Buck’s absence. 
But now Bobby is back and Gerrard is gone. Mara is back home with Hen and Karen. The morale at the 118 is significantly improved. Work is fun again. Just another part of his life that is settling into a sense of rightness. 
One morning, towards the end of a twenty-four hour shift, Carla brings Dove by the station. The same way she used to do with Christopher. Except, Chris never arrived red-faced and teary-eyed. Dove, in contrast, shows up completely miserable.
“Someone had a bit of a rough night,” Carla says when Buck meets them in the engine bay. “I think she needs her daddy.”
Buck has to stifle a visible reaction to the use of that word. He swallows back a thick, nervous sort of emotion, and crouches in front of Dove.
“What’s wrong, Dove?” He asks.
She doesn’t answer. Just reaches out her arms for him with a pretty devastating pout. He doesn’t think she’s really done anything like this, outside of that night of the fire, or when she was sick with the stomach flu. So something is wrong. 
Buck pulls her into his arms and lifts. As he hoists her up, straightening his body out to stand again, she tucks her head in between his collarbone and chin. Like she’s using him as a place to hide. Again, not really the way they usually hug.
“It’s all okay,” he tries to reassure her. Then he looks at Carla. “What happened?”
“Nightmares,” Carla explains. “A few over the course of the night. She’s tired.”
“Oh, sweetie,” he says. “I’m sorry. Nightmares are the worst.”
“I want you to come home,” she whines into his neck. 
Eesh. Well, he supposes there’s not long left in the shift. But he also isn’t sure if this is a great precedent to set. He doesn’t know the right thing to do. 
“Dove, honey,” Carla says. “He’ll come home soon. You get to see him now.”
Buck turns slightly to see Bobby watching them from the top of the mezzanine. He shoots him a questioning sort of look. A desperate sort of look. Bobby seems to understand. He gives Buck a sympathetic smile and nod. Buck exhales, relieved.
“Okay, Dove,” Buck says. “I can’t come home right now, but I do have another idea.”
“What is it?” She asks. 
“This is a really special idea,” he says. “Something that can only happen when it’s really important, okay?”
“Okay,” she mumbles. 
“I think if we ask my captain really nicely,” Buck says. “He’ll let you hang out here for the rest of my shift.”
“Really?” She asks. 
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tetsunabouquet · 5 months ago
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House Of Anubis: How the OG DutchBelgium show was butchered by its English Adaptation Part 3: Appie & Jeroen
Because part 1 and 2 were well received and I recently got questions for future parts, I hereby decided to finally make part 3! This one will tackle Jeroen and Appie, known as Jerome and Alfie in the English adaptation.
First of all, let's start with the second lovable himbo of the cast and one of the primary comedic relief characters, Appie. His character is one of the most obvious cases of the English adaptation neglecting storylines from the OG as well as one you could see how different they were going to be from their OG couterpart from the get-go.
For one, because the first OG actor for Appie quit playing in Het Huis Anubis as he wanted to pursue acting school and work on his craft, they had this plotline of him changing race due to it. I knew the storyline was clearly going to be dropped when I first laid eyes on his English counterpart, but aside from that I want to point out that any main character like Nina could have stayed on the show by making her change actress. This plotline's removal is where my stance on all the changes to Fabian especially as I discussed in part 1 stemming from homophobia towards Fabian's OG actor comes from, because a plotline to keep his love interest and have her remain as the leader is right here. No, Nickelodeon wanted a male heroic lead and I can see right through the bullshit.
In regards to his OG actors, Appie's first actor was Moroccan and his second was black like Alfie and there is of course the third actor from the final movie which served as an epilogue to the series really. Where Appie got cursed and flickered between being his black self and being white, as someone who changed race twice was an ideal sacrifice to this cult so they were trying to raceswap Appie again so he could be their sacrifice. This is also the movie where Appie gets together with Amber at long last. Their relationship is so different in the OG, like it goes from a slow-burn to becoming endgame at the very last adventure and giving all the shippers their moment to rejoice.
Also, small fun fact but the first actor, Achmed Akkabi, became one of those rare teen actors who blew up in a kid's show that actually retained a succesful career as an actor. He's arguably amongst the biggest Dutch millenial actors there is as he's one of the few I can actually name that I recall seeing in recent promoted projects such as Mocro Maffia (note to foreigners: Mocro is Dutch slang, originally stems from them copying the Dutch version of the 'N' word to mean a Moroccan gangster instead as they kind of fill that role in gang as well as rapper culture over here that black people seem to do in the US).
He has never been in a love triangle with Jeroen either. Speaking off the drama the English remake invented in the OG, Jerome being a cheater is too OOC to function. Jeroen literally was a faithful boy in the OG. First, there was Mara but she left after S1. Then in her place, another girl was quickly introduced, Noa who was secretly an Egyptian princess hunted down by a cult. Jeroen loved that girl. He was ready to betray friends and foe, double cross people in what realistically should be an internationally active cult, all just to protect her. The way he fought for Noa and would do anything to keep her safe, that Jeroen being a cheater?! Get out of here! Jeroen was a bad boy, but he was faithful as fuck. Jeroen and Noa were literally the 'bad boy & good girl' trope taken to the next level, and I love the ship (though I have nothing against Maya and her ship with Jeroen. Liliana De Vries is a gorgeous woman, like the OG cast consisted out of so many attractive people I was just a mess as a kid over this show okay).
Jeroen was an icon of an iconic IP, with his catch phrases and overall snarky attitude he was deeply beloved. To this day I low-key wonder if I roast people for being incompetent so often was influenced by Jeroen calling everyone failures all the time. Like the OG was that big to definitely influence the kids swept up in the Sibuna craze and when rewatching the OG all I can say is whenever I watch this guy, 'Alright, I can understand where that trait of mine might stem from'.
Also, shout out to Sven and Achmed's chemistry. They were low-key shippable, which combined with Appie crossdressing once or twice as a joke, makes me feel like Nickelodeon invented the Willow stuff too because Appie and Jeroen were a surprisingly popular ship.
This is a video compilation of Jeroen just calling people failure
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Jeroen being the angst of the show:
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Jeroen and Appie being shippable:
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An Amber x Appie shipping video that actually contains one of Appie's crossdressing scenes (I totally forgot about him dressing up as a ballerina until I saw this video):
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A Noa X Jeroen shipping video that uses a song from the OG, Ware Liefde (in English, True Love) of which the male voice actually is Jeroen's! It's one of my favorite's of the Anubis soundtrack.
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Reminder to please, watch the dubbed version of the OG! You won't regret it!
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cdelphiki · 9 months ago
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“Rice and chicken again,” Damian complained, when Jason started scooping the rice he’d made out onto plates. 
“What do you mean again? We haven’t had this all week,” Jason said back, rolling his eyes. And last time he’d made it, he made it by frying the chicken with bell peppers and onions. This time he’d baked the chicken and roasted some broccoli. So they were entirely different meals, in his book. 
“You don’t even season the rice,” Damian muttered. 
“That’s because it’s plain white rice,” Jason said, “I literally followed a recipe.” He’d googled recipes using rice and chicken and this was one of, like, five he’d saved to his phone. 
Mara walked over to the kitchen and looked down at the plates as Jason continued assembling each one. He’d got scoops of rice and broccoli on each one, now he was just placing half a chicken breast on each plate. 
“It does look quite bland,” Mara said.
Jason dropped the last piece of chicken down and tossed the casserole dish back onto the stovetop, maybe a little too aggressively. Mara flinched at the noise Jason hadn’t fully meant to make. 
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leahnardo-da-veggie · 3 months ago
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Happy STS! Could any of your characters successfully take care of a child for a whole week? (If they succeed, they get some kind of reward)
Helloo Katie! Let's pretend it's still Saturday (it is, somewhere in the world >:))
I'm looking at my crew and shaking my head in horror because... Those guys are not children people. For the sake of this exercise, let's presume the child is 10 years old.
Iraela is out because she'd try to kill the kid. Doc and the rest of the maggot quartet are too traumatised to be good mentors (not to mention how dangerous the world they live in). Luna, Chris and Merida would get that kid put in juvie before you could teach said kid how to spell the full form of juvie, though a reward might be enough to get them to make it most of the way to the end of the week.
But let's look at who might make it through the week? Well, Dave get his shit together for the reward, especially if it was cash. Katherine and Dane, together, probably have enough braincells to keep a kid safe. Hash canonically can look after kids. Hans-el would probably be able to entertain a child long enough to make it to the end of the week (unless it pisses him off, in which case he's having roasted child for dinner).
Most successful, though? I'd say it would be Mara. You know, the crazy girl who shot her own parents for being superheroes. Why? She's a teenager who bakes a lot, probably has experience in babysitting, and unless the kid's a super, isn't gonna feel a need to harm the child. Plus, she lives in a safe, suburban world.
Thanks for the ask :D
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artofseries · 6 months ago
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How would Mara react if the MC tells her
“soooo the whole femme fatale thief thing you got going on here tell are you just a big fan of the troupe or are you just too stupid to come up with something original”
okay this has been sitting in my inbox for a hot second bc I genuinely don't know if it's an actual question or a roast of my character creation lmao
if it is a genuine question: she'd probably slip you poison or sth
if it's a read: congratulations, you really occupied my mind for a long time
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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 years ago
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Greetings it is I the Anon who fixed their modded Skyrim.
I've been playing this game for a relatively long time and only yesterday I learned of the Skyrim Romance mod.
H-how big of a dumpster fire is this mod?? I only heard not so positive things..
(Also I love Lucien Flavius. He's such a good follower, however he is kinda slow.)
Hey! I hope your Skyrim is still running smoothly after you fixed it!
Who told you about the SRM? Was it me? I'm sorry, Nonnie. It's a hard thing to learn about.
If you check this ask, you'll see my basic rundown of the mod.
SRM is a big dumpster fire. There is an entire community built around it involving more creators than just Mara the original mod author. It has become infamous in Skyrim modding circles, roasted and showcased in turn by several YouTubers. (Check out these videos here and here.) Objectively, the story is essentially the downfall of the Dragonborn as she goes from being an independent hero on a quest to save the world to Bishop's wife in a cottage in the woods. (This is if you "complete" the mod; while your PC can continue to adventure and do quests after marrying Bishop, as your PC would after marrying any vanilla spouse, the tone is a bit weirder, especially after they have a kid.)
I wish I knew more about Lucien Flavius! He seems so adorkable! Maybe I'll look at him more when I'm done with my fanfic.
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