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Manu: Is something burning?
Thomas, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Manu: Thomas, the toaster is literally on fire-
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there's something very special to me about the heart eyes going around in hungary specifically
fuvk you victor orban they're in love
#it's giving manu neuer with the rainbow captains armband during the 2020 euros#someone pls tell me you know what i'm talking ab#anyway#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#mclaren
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📸: Manuel Neuer & Niclas Füllkrug | Germany vs. Switzerland | 23.06.24
#our heroes 🥺#manuel neuer#niclas füllkrug#die mannschaft#dfb team#german nt#germany nt#euro 2024#mama manu
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Made poster inspired by this post
I'm team Müller
#Thomas is team Cap#Manu is team iron man#i make dumb shit like this when I'm losing my mind#fc bayern#bayern münchen#manuel neuer#leon goretzka#thomas müller#jamal musiala#joshua kimmich#harry kane#serge gnabry#leroy sane
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34': Neuer! What a save! A cross into the Bayern box from the left is poorly dealt with and Pefok is able to get the ball down and fire on the turn. Neuer tips over in agile fashion, and the resulting corner is deflected behind for another, before that next one is cleared to safety. 90+2': Union work a late move onwards and Vertessen is in on the left. He fires across but Neuer saves excellently. It's then adjudged to be offside, yet still, what a great save. - Live commentary taken from 365 Scores
#manuel neuer#fc bayern#bayern munich#football#yep: I made this#believe it or not this is not manu propaganda#after all stats are stats#he might not be on his prime. maybe his stats are on decline#maybe he is a fashion disaster. maybe he married a girl half his age#maybe he got an horrific injury by going to ski alone without letting anyone know which was stupid dangerous#maybe he once said 'urine' when asked about what came up from his doping test#but he's the Greatest Of All Time and i accept absolutely no criticism#slander bc of his age? perhaps. doubting his goat status? not on my watch
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Bayern moodboard ahead of the totally-screwed-up new format champions league
#tag yourself#im somewhere between manu and aleks#manuel neuer#thomas müller#joshua kimmich#jamal musiala#aleks pavlovic#harry kane#serge gnabry#sacha boey#bayern#fc bayern#moodboard#champions league
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Neuller family reunion ♥️
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Me after manu’s announcement
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Thomas: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Manu: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Thomas: I-
Thomas: I don’t know the correct answer to that question
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😭😭😭
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me defending manu online
#fc bayern#manuel neuer#no slander of MY goat in this HOUSSEEE#but also manu baby sweetie angel please get your head in the gaaaame
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📸: Thomas Müller & Manuel Neuer pre-match | FC Bayern München vs. SV Werder Bremen | 21.09.2024
#manu and thomas: *literally just walking next to each other*#me: that’s a married couple walk if I’ve ever seen one#neuller#manuel neuer#thomas müller#thomas muller#thomas mueller#bayern lb#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern münchen
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David: If I fall… Joshua: I’ll be there to catch you. Flo: (looks at Jamal) What if I fall? Jamal: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Manu(to Marc): And if I fall? Marc: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
#david raum#joshua kimmich#jamal musiala#florian wirtz#manuel neuer#marc andre ter stegen#german nationa team#source: unknown#mod m#all i jest dw dw#im just always firmly team manu XD
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