#manspread: god tier

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

I’m back, with avengeance!!! Young Yama’s very existence is the APOTHEOSIS OF MASCULINE ARROGANCE, so you don’t need a full review to tell you this is an absolute, complete, zero doubt, GOD TIER, PERFECT TEN!!!! The JEWELS!!!!!! The GOLD!!! The SPLENDOR!!!! The POSE!!!!! It’s magnificent beyond words, it is beauty, it is hatred, it is divinity, it is aggression, it is hubris, it is pure, unfiltered, unencumbered, firey, burning, smoking hot CAMP!!!! I absolutely love it!

Catch Raja dripping with pearls and gems, glittering gold in the firelight of ten thousand torches, slamming his foot down onto his red velvet cushioned footstool, bracing that two-ton mace proudly in a clenched fist, snarling with the universe’s deepest frown, and only then can you truly behold MANSPREAD PERFECTION.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

✨ANY DOUBTS?!✨

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

AT LAST!!!!!! THE OFT IMITATED, NEVER DUPLICATED, ICONIC, LEGENDARY, COVETED THIGH SLAP!!!!!! Instant 10, I don't care, this is perfection, I'd sell my soul and body and limbs and organs for Fat Tarak. And why? Because he knows how to manspread!!!!

I mean, just LOOK AT THAT FACE! That raised eyebrow!!! Dwayne Johnson WHO??? I don't know her. The DIRECT EYE CONTACT, simultaneous with the chubby-fingers slapping the innermost thigh. With the gold ring and bangle and everything?!?!!?!? I DROOL!!!!

I'm so impressed by the way he balances on one foot here, on a staircase no less! Also love that he looks just like his tata. I think NTR would be proud to know that his grandson is the king of thigh-slapping manspreads. Absolutely no human living or dead could possibly tell this man ANYTHING!!!!!! I don't even need to see his crotch seam, THAT'S how confident this spread is. Absolutely sublime.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

@hag-lad

[thestrangestinthisstrangeland]

The thirst gods have given us many gifts this week and this one is top tier 🔥

In honor of Daniel not having a grandma who taught him how to keep a quarter between his knees, let us feast our eyes on the king of the elegant manspread. The ONLY manspread I fully and enthusiastically support with my naked body

But why is he like this? We would all like to know.

[1-800-fxck-boy]

i'm sorry, no but, trans men with thick thighs manspreading is god tier confidence and i would fuck that.

[chateautae]

Hello! I hope you're having a nice day so far. I think it's pretty shameless of me to ask you this but can you please recommend some crazy good fanfics out there or even some accounts that I could follow? MID is the 1st proper fanfics I've read and I absolutely loved it! Sorry in advance and thank you

NAURR BABY DON'T SAY SORRY!! Ugh please I have read some AMAZING fanfic on here like God-tier imo, and omg thank you for feeling that way about maybe I do, it means a lot to me 🥺❤ I actually have a fic rec blog here for more fics but ofc I've got some of my favourites I adored, this is gonna be long but here they are ! (all links to the stories can be found in my library!!) :

kairos by @luffles424 | ksj [!!!]

the champagne room by @taetaesbaebaepsae | ksj

off limits by @floralseokjin | ksj [!!!]

faded love by @jamaisjoons | pjm

love, secret santa by @jamaisjoons | pjm

under the spell of a demon's touch by @jeonggukkingdom | pjm [!!!]

catharsis by @junghelioseok | pjm & jjk

oh, what a world by @cutechim | pjm. [!!!]

pour up by @jungkxook | kth & jjk [!!!!!!!!!]

dichotomy by @kpopfanfictrash | kth [!!!]

backseat serenade by @jungkxook | kth [!!!]

get you to the moon @bymoonchild kth | [!!!]

of lace and lust by @hobidreams | kth [!!!]

let it snow by @suga-kookiemonster | kth

say my name by @jamaisjoons | kth

ruin you by @jimidol | kth

slow motion by @hantaev | kth [!!!]

too long; didn't read by @fortunexkookie | kth [!!!]

tear you apart by @bratkook | kth

ego: hoe chronicles by @suga-kookiemonster | kth [!!!!!!!!!!!]

sehebon by @httpjeon | kth [!!!]

let's marvin gaye by @minstrivia | kth [!!!]

paper cranes by @aquaminwrites | kth

enough games by @inkedtae | kth [!!!!]

long black by @jamaisjoons | kth [!!!]

pushin' limits by @zienth | kth [!!!]

fate of the fast & furious by @prolixitae | kth [!!!!!!!!!!]

a human touch by @snackhobi | kth [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

queen cobra by @fantasybangtan | kth

manspreading by @wildernessuntothemselves | kth

tempting by @kinktae | kth

apartment 512 by @moononthejoon | kth

oh my god, they were quarantined roommates by @ot7always | jjk [!!!]

young god by @njssi | jjk

quiet. baby by @bratkook | jjk [!!!!]

itch by @jeongi | jjk

caught me by @jeongi | jjk

ego by @suga-kookiemonster | jjk [!!!!!]

too close by @cutechim | jjk [!!!]

band slam by @ironicarmy | jjk [!!!!!!!]

just friends by @kinktae | jjk

[fullsins]

i’ve been seeing so many pics and videos of hyuck’s thighs and i’m obsessed. i want to ride him so fucking bad while he’s gripping my hips. wanna hear him praise me but also call me his little slut 🥵

he KNOWS he’s got god tier legs i bet he’ll show up to your home pent up from some schedule or the other, settle down (manspreading) on the couch after throwing his bags on the ground by the door, and pat his thighs to tell you to come n sit on them. regardless of the way you sit on his lap he’ll pull off your pants/etc until you only have underwear on your bottom half and then he’ll force you into position so you’re straddling his denim-clad thighs. he’ll make you ride his thigh while he sits back and watches first, rubbing yourself raw while chasing your orgasm. it’s only after you’ve come all over his thigh that he pulls his dick out and sets you down on top of it, setting an athletic pace while telling you you’re such a ‘good girl for fucking yourself on his thigh’ but such a ‘greedy, pliant little whore for him’

[jamaisjoons]

Oh god I was so wet when I woke up. All I remember is I was sitting on one girls face and then I was going down on another girl and Namjoon was manspreading in a chair, quietly giving instructions. He kept stroking only my hair. I need this to happen Jesus weeps

GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT I want this and I want it rn like fucking hell im 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Namjoon manspreading being all sexed you hnnnnnnn what a god tier legendary concept

[mint1eaves]

😔🎧📝👖 for Kagepro ask!

😔 most underappreciated song 

SHINIGAMI RECORD. SERIOUSLY HOW ARE YALL SLEEPING ON THIS

🎧 favorite cover/s 

already answered that so ill just copy and paste that answer:LiSA’s cover of Headphone Actor is like above god tier i just love her voice SO MUCH and the way she sings some specific lines is just bgdhjbgsdkbgsd she’s responsible for this song being in my top10 kagepro songs honestly

also I forgot to add it the last time but i love MARiA’s cover of Ayano’s theory of happiness

📝 favorite lyric/s

“Happiness is a curious thing so I hope you can love tomorrow”it’s such a simple thing but like... seriously. Ayano KNOWS it’s not granted that the people she’s leaving will even have the ability to love tomorrow knowing how much they’ve already been through... like, i cant put what i think into words properly but it’s not “i hope you love tomorrow” but “i hope you CAN love tomorrow” which is just so... heartbreaking, in a way... it makes me tear up every single time honestly...

apart from that, Will

👖 if you had to wear one character’s clothes for a month, who would you pick 

this was also answered:Takane bc its really cute and that school sweater looks pretty cozy... besides leggings+ skirt is a very good combo bc u get the pretty skirt AND the ability to manspread anywhere comfortably without having to worry about anyone seeing your panties lmao also leggings comfy

KAGEPRO ASKS

[foli-vora]

Ok.

I’m. so. fucking. excited.

I LOVE CEE. I JUST LOVE HER. The manspreading made me fucking homicidal. Absolutely just so filled with rage. I hate it when that happens. And then you shove back and they have the audacity to look at you like “What’s that for?” GET YOUR LEGS AWAY FROM MINE, CHAD. Anywho—

I love the pictures you’ve painted, the introductions to everyone you’ve crafted and the set up you’ve just so effortlessly tossed out. I’m so fucking inspired by you.

And, I’m sorry, but—

You liked the way they seemed more like friends than parent/child, but you could tell the dynamic was still present. He obviously cared for her like one — reminded her about her metro card, told her to expect him to be out this Friday — but there was something in the way he regarded her. Like an older brother, or like someone who had faith in the fact that she knew what she was doing, who trusted her decisions and was content to just be there if she needed him. Less like a parent, more like a roommate. They looked at each other with unguarded affection, eye rolls and teasing like they’ve known each other forever; sort of like siblings, with a 20 year age gap. 

This singlehandedly painted such a beautiful friendship/guardianship/siblingship and I’m gooey. I can see it. It’s all playing in my head, like I’m really there experiencing their little jabs and conversations and it’s so warm and comforting, I can’t even really explain it.

I’m just really excited to see where you take this, and to experience your god tier talent. I just know this is going to be a ride 😏❤️✨❤️ (um if there is one, may I please be added to the tag list? 🥺)

In The Dark: 1

Ezra x F!Reader

Summary: After a couple of lonely months as a new transplant to New York City, you meet Cee in your grad school writing class and hit it off immediately. Finally finding a friend, you wouldn’t risk upsetting that for the world — until she invites you over for dinner one night and you meet her guardian, Ezra. Immediately drawn to each other, you both know it would be wrong to get involved — but you just can’t help it.

Rating: none now, but this will be an age gap fic - I’ll rate it explicit when we get there

A/N: Thank you to @krissology and @javierpcna who I made read this so many times it’s embarrassing, who schooled me on punctuation and tenses and taught your girl some things and to @highsviolets​ who encouraged this idea (as with all my ideas) from the very start. This is my very first foray into Ezra - I hope you like it!

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Shadows pooled in the corners of your small living room, the lamp beside you casting a golden glow that didn’t quite reach them and you sat slumped on the couch in your sweats. One hand rested on the trackpad of your laptop scrolling through the NYU student group page, your other hand cradling a bowl of mac and cheese.

It was late — later than you should be up with school starting tomorrow, and even though your eyes were getting dry from staring at the screen, you were absorbed in your task; your face illuminated in the dusk of the room. 

Your finger stroked down, the page slowly moving. 

Tuesday Night: Board Game Group

You scrunched your nose — board games had too many complicated rules these days and the people who played them were always so competitive. No thanks.

Wednesday afternoon: Watercolors

You debated this one, taking a slow bite of the pasta. As you read the description, you realized the time clashed with one of your classes. Shoot. Nevermind.

Thursday evening: Trivia Night

Eyebrows raising, you thought you might actually be good at something like that. You hesitated though, thinking of the type of people those things seemed to attract: hipsters, pop culture fanatics, oddly intense competitive types, gatekeepers. Judgmental, but true. 

Keep reading

[parttimepup]

Manspreading and mansplaining are not "real" issues

I get where you anti-feminists are going with this and I agree with you... to a degree. Compared to the abuse, rape and murder of women worldwide I guess these are non-issues. (I never see y'all campaigning for those big issues, only silencing women from talking about these small ones but I digress.) Thing is it's not about those two things in particular, manspreading and mansplaining are simply words women use to describe a phenomenon we all notice and struggle with.

What it's really about is how men waste women's time pontificating, or undermine and underestimate their intelligence. Because of sexism. What it's really about is how men take up way more than their fair share of public space and resources, with no regard to the women who suffer as a result. Because sexism.

So manspreading and mansplaining ARE symptoms of sexism and women will speak about them how we like. By the way, telling women what is and is not a feminist issue is like god-tier mansplaining so if you want it to stop try shutting tf up.

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

Jai, my beloved!!!! The undefeated KING of campy manspreads, the only character with a 100% PERFECT TEN record, goes undefeated for yet another round! Behold the sinister eye contact, the aggressive fist plant into the thigh, the veritable ACRE of space between his knees, the tension lines in his trousers, the oversized watch, yes! ALL my favorite manspread qualities are here! And he's on a different throne every time!!!! I have many of these JLK promo shots in the Tarak Manspread Definitive Collection, and they're all on different thrones. Because he has like twelve of them. He's insane and I love him.

I see so much visceral aggression, such unchecked entitlement and manly posturing here. It really is a work of art! Jai's insistence on taking up as much space as physically possible is what this review series is all about! Simply SCRUMPTIOUS.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

PFP SPECIAL! There’s a reason I have chosen this image to be the avatar of this entire blog! It is just positively disgusting in its use of space, its belligerence, its dominant air of sex and CONTEMPT!! Have you ever seen a more obnoxious, offensive, PITCH PERFECT manspread?! I haven’t! That backwards lean is on PEAK, the frown is exquisite, and the sheer breadth of space he occupies really is remarkable!

But let’s not beat around the bush. The star of this scene is obviously the crotch. There’s nothing else to look at!!! It’s so PRESENT! With one foot up on the bench, maximizing the tension on his jeans??! Chef kiss! Standing ovation to Daya, as usual. Absolute manspread king. Zero notes.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

[tarak-manspread]

Short answer: YES. Long answer?

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

Ohhh Kusa, Kusa, Kusa, the wind beneath my wings! The thief of my heart, the soul of my soul, my little bundle of dynamite!! How on EARTH have I been doing these reviews for so many months and never posted a Kusa spread!!??! Thank you @gifseafins for putting a stop to this tragic dearth of Kusa manspread content, I feel like a new man! Let's get into it!

I am truly blown away. Literally every step in this combination is a manspread, it's like actually impressive how much he can change positions without ever closing his legs!!!! That's just Kusa's chaotic energy! He knows exactly who the fuck he is. He knows exactly why the fuck he's there (to steal shit). And he knows exactly how hot he looks while doing it.

One of my favorite things about Kusa is that he buys steals(?) standard size jeans. Like. The leg size goes up with the waist size... So anything that fits his tummy is waaaay too long for his legs, lmfao. So he always has to cuff his jeans. I think this is sexy and empowered and stylish! I will entertain no slander for Kusa's off-the-rack sensibilities. Because look, these jeans fuck. They hug his thighs very nicely, and they put in considerable work to contain the sheer gymnastic breadth of this spread! It's unbelievable.

The real crown jewel of this combination is the final pose. It is exquisite. Unmatched, really. The sheer peacockery of it all!!!!!! Throwing his arms out to make himself as comically BIG as possible?! THRUSTING his cock into the camera lens?!?! LIFTING his knee sky-high, ARCHING HIS BACK, just DEMANDING for the viewer to drink it all in?!!??! Throw all your hard cash at this man!!!!! He'll gladly take it!!!

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

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Hello @tarak-manspread Help me with an evaluation; can this step of Dochestha be considered a "Kusa Manspread" ?

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

Jai is back with yet more manspread excellence, because he is incapable of anything less! Literally all the essentials are here! The aggressive stare-down, the fist PLUNGING into his own thigh, bracing the weight of his CONTEMPT, the tantalizing glimpse at the crotch seam of his very, very stressed jeans, the KILOMETERS of distance between his knees, the gaudy accessories, the glaring presence of just the absolute biggest fuckoff cock energy!!! YES!!!!! Once again, Jai reigns supreme!

We need to talk about Jai’s numerous THRONES. Raavan is more than a king, he’s the immortal god emperor of Lanka, and he pathologically NEEDS to demonstrate that in the gayest, most theatrical, over the top, campy, ballsed-out way 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. He cannot be contained!!!!! This throne is a work of art unto itself! The filigree, the ornamentation, the rich velvet, the obscene BREADTH! To have a throne like this and to just fuckin straddle it like that is the very PICTURE of manspread excellence!

A couple final words of praise: the arm seams on his kurta are AT DEATH’S DOOR, my god I’ve never seen such stress on a garment!!! And the little thumb-out variation of the fist plant is so unexpected, but I’m tickled pink! I think it adds marvelous flavor and intrigue!

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

TEN!!!!! Sorry, I uh… TEN!!!! Whoops, I don’t know how that TEN keeps happening! Haha, I TEN want to review this TEN but I can’t stop TEN screaming at how absolutely TEN bonkers insane TEN over the top TEN perfect it is!!

10/10. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!! What?! I…. LOOK AT HIM FOR GOD’S SAKE!!

Is this not everything I have ever described in manspread excellence?! Is this not the pinnacle of cocky, entitled body language, of sneering douchery, of playfully aggressive sexual performance art, of drag king masculinity?!!!!! Is this not The Platonic Ideal Manspread??!!!

He’s doing everything I’ve ever wanted to see! Eagle-eyed viewers will note that there are, in fact, people on either side of him, and he is absolutely invading every inch of their space. His nuts and cock may not be visible in these jeans but they are so VERY present, I can like. Sense them. This exaggerated, SEVERE frown is truly something special! And finally, the LEGS!!!!!! Spread wider than we’ve ever seen before! How absolutely marvelous! Perfect Ten, well earned!

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10

[tarak-manspread]

RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

Very excited to review Raja again! He’s definitely a god tier manspreader in spirit, it’s just harder to find images of him in the act! So yeah, I’m grasping at straws with this one, but I can’t help it, I just love looking at him!

Cards on the table. This is a kneel first, a squat second, and a manspread third. But, I still see impressive space utilization and ENORMOUS snottiness and predatory intentions in his body language, so it absolutely counts. Look at him!!! A tiger on the prowl!! He fucking loves himself so much, and that is exactly the energy I want to see. He knows how good he looks, spread out on the floor like a wild animal! His pride is UNTOUCHED by even the remotest echo of shame. This spread climbs the ranks on attitude alone, but let's not forget the impressive level of stretch in those inner thighs. Raja is very flexible!

FINAL VERDICT: 8/10