#mans is aging backwards
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princemonday · 1 year ago
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death island: a continuation from infinite darkness that literally doesnt touch on anything that happened in infinite darkness
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vee-nyx · 6 months ago
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to celebrate 8 years since civil war release, let’s review all the ways tony stark was an absolute loser and actually the reason thanos won in infinity war:
created an omnicidal A.I. that the rest of the team warned him against creating
decided that the entire team needed to become government puppets because he felt guilty for creating said A.I. that, once again, NO ONE SUPPORTED HIM IN MAKING
(also the reason bucky was forced back into the fight bc tony caused sokovia and thus caused zemo’s need for revenge but i digress on that pt)
when members of the team who can’t disconnect from their abilities raised concerns about how the accords dehumanized them, he had them arrested or locked them in his tower
bribed (yes, bribed) a child into fighting on his side because he knew he was outmatched
instructed vision to shoot sam out of the sky and then shot sam point-blank when he avoided the blast that would’ve left him severely injured AND LANDED TO HELP THE PERSON IT HIT
wanda on the raft. this is its own point. he let her be restrained and collared like a fucking DOG as if he hadn’t already done enough damage in her life (killing her parents & brother)
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proceeded to break the accords THAT HE HELPED WRITE to chase cap across the globe because he felt left out of the action
blamed a brainwashed pow for BEING FORCED to kill the starks AGAINST HIS WILL and proceeded to BLOW HIS ARM OFF and ATTEMPT TO KILL HIM DESPITE KNOWING THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIS CHOICE
mocked natasha’s trauma because she dared to disagree with his methods (he is, in fact, incapable of letting go of his ego for one goddamn second)
even after receiving an apology, refused to contact cap for three years despite KNOWING about the threat of thanos
in conclusion,
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shannonsketches · 3 months ago
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does it ever crack you up a little to think that piccolo was eight years old when he started training gohan
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francy-sketches · 1 year ago
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The age difference between tommen and myrcella bothers me way more than it should like sometimes it's 2 whole years sometimes they're the exact same age like grrm wanted to make them twins but he forgot. Girl what is the truth
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cometothe-mardigras · 1 year ago
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New pics of Seth and Liz Gillies at the Today Show and Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. (from Liz Gillies Instagram)
First the Ted trailers, now these pictures.. I just can't cope! This man is too much! 😍❤️
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drainedtire · 9 months ago
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The hoes gonna love this one (he is literally grandpa)
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imwritesometimes · 1 month ago
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kinda hate when people ask you 'what do you really wanna do with your life though?' and 'get paid to bake and then spend all the rest of my time alone in my peaceful house playing video games and chilling with my cats' is not a *good* enough answer
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lively-run-away · 9 months ago
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and here is the white piece set! this set was the first i finished so i spent a bit longer on the details of these characters even though they'd be the size of an eraser. surprisingly the tweedles were the hardest for me to design. the characters from right to left: white queen, white king AND unicorn, the tweedles, white knight, the sheep, alice AND the gnat, haigha and the hatta.
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punkrockisafulltimejob · 3 months ago
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For the first time since we broke up with our ex (at different times unfortunately), my husband and I both have crushes on people. Honestly I'm really happy that he's got his own work crush, it makes me feel less guilty about having work boy crush on my mind so much.
The funniest part is, we're both currently crushing on cis men for the first time in literally years for either of us, he joked that our queer cards needed to be revoked lol
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stellagioia · 2 years ago
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Scott Caan on Access Daily - February 6th, 2023
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adj-thoughts · 6 months ago
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A man who is aging BACKWARDS!
Bryan Johnson, a 46-year-old tech millionaire, has become a prominent figure on social media due to his dedication to counterattacking the aging process through a personal project known as 'Blueprint.' He says that this is an "algorithm" aimed at preserving and optimizing his physical well-being. Bryan Johnson rigorously follows a comprehensive discipline that includes consuming over 100 supplements each day, undergoing regular medical assessments, maintaining a strict diet that concludes by 11 a.m., and adhering to an early bedtime. Among his unconventional therapies are blood-plasma donations from his son and shockwave therapy to renew his health.
Keys to slow your aging process-
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syrenki · 2 years ago
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female leg hair is genuinely so pretty i have no idea how men ever managed to convince so many people it's like. not inherently pretty and fitting for where it grows.
#same goes for armpit hair and pussy hair ofc but it's specifically leg hair that i'm thinking about rn#because i had an argument with my mother#who is. like . a feminist in a 'You must work to always be independent of a man.' way and in many meaningful ways actually#but extremely conservative about very surface level things#like beauty and femininity#mine#i do think i prefer that approach than 'liberated' girls with Grl Pwr tattoos but bending over backwards for men at the same time#in long term relationships or living off men. etc#like i prefer the politics of someone who shaves and even shames people for not shaving but also lives an essentially separatist lifestyle#than the other way around#so i mostly try to reason with her#it doesn't really work#not much#and she's a little more radical in some other cases like with lgbt rights#which is extremely funny bc my sister is an out lesbian#and i on the other hand came out so long ago she must have blamed it on my age#like at 13 i guess#and since then i've stayed single so like. the topic was literally forgotten. and i'm fine with that. but my sister came out at like. 19.#and now my mother actually vents to her gay daughter about. the gayness of her other daugh#like it's literally hysterical#and i just nod politely. occasionally i ask her a question like 'wait. so if it was a trend/publicity stunt. then what would you do if it#didn't pass for her when the trend was over in many years? and she. like. had a wife?'#just to like. feel out what she Actually doesn't accept. she never gives me a clear answer though. oh well. and i never reveal whose side#i'm really on#it is so fun. like actually so fun. i look so straight but act so gay i can infiltrate any space and leave them confused.
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beeben · 4 months ago
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I do hope they keep the y8 majima look if they aren't going to give him his eye bags back please at least give us the illusion of greying hair wtf
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catch57 · 4 months ago
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Wutz a podcast I should listen to . Literally in da warehouse listening to the curious case of Benjamin button last night..
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ashtonsunshine · 1 year ago
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via @dgmedios
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im-still-watching-anime · 1 year ago
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our cat looking absolutely decadent as she pins my legs in the MOST uncomfortable position
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