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death island: a continuation from infinite darkness that literally doesnt touch on anything that happened in infinite darkness
#i was hoping for some throw away lines ab leon and claire going opposite ways#so funny that leon has grey hair in infinite darkness and is blonde again in death island#mans is aging backwards#and like....bringing back patrick wouldve been so cool too#he couldve been in leons opening scene#directing him or smth#cries in missed oppurtunities#whatever atleast my wife becca looked good#resident evil#resident evil infinite darkness#resident evil death island#biohazard#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#claire redfield#jill valentine#chris redfield#rebecca chambers
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to celebrate 8 years since civil war release, let’s review all the ways tony stark was an absolute loser and actually the reason thanos won in infinity war:
created an omnicidal A.I. that the rest of the team warned him against creating
decided that the entire team needed to become government puppets because he felt guilty for creating said A.I. that, once again, NO ONE SUPPORTED HIM IN MAKING
(also the reason bucky was forced back into the fight bc tony caused sokovia and thus caused zemo’s need for revenge but i digress on that pt)
when members of the team who can’t disconnect from their abilities raised concerns about how the accords dehumanized them, he had them arrested or locked them in his tower
bribed (yes, bribed) a child into fighting on his side because he knew he was outmatched
instructed vision to shoot sam out of the sky and then shot sam point-blank when he avoided the blast that would’ve left him severely injured AND LANDED TO HELP THE PERSON IT HIT
wanda on the raft. this is its own point. he let her be restrained and collared like a fucking DOG as if he hadn’t already done enough damage in her life (killing her parents & brother)
proceeded to break the accords THAT HE HELPED WRITE to chase cap across the globe because he felt left out of the action
blamed a brainwashed pow for BEING FORCED to kill the starks AGAINST HIS WILL and proceeded to BLOW HIS ARM OFF and ATTEMPT TO KILL HIM DESPITE KNOWING THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIS CHOICE
mocked natasha’s trauma because she dared to disagree with his methods (he is, in fact, incapable of letting go of his ego for one goddamn second)
even after receiving an apology, refused to contact cap for three years despite KNOWING about the threat of thanos
in conclusion,
#fuck tony stark#til it’s backwards#so embarrassing to be team iron man after witnessing the fallout of this dumbassery#team cap#5ever#mcu#marvel#captain america#steve rogers#bucky barnes#peter parker#sam wilson#wanda maximoff#natasha romanoff#avengers#cacw#ca:cw#captain america: civil war#anti tony stark#age of ultron#avengers infinity war
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does it ever crack you up a little to think that piccolo was eight years old when he started training gohan
#klfjasdlas yes yes reincarnation blah blah nO piccolo is a grown man and also a newly hatched baby slug#silly hours#spiritually he is centuries old#physically and mentally and emotionally he is a grown man#but technically... he is a third grader#and he was so right to wear his little hat backwards#dbtag#imagine the crew chatting and trying to figure out each others ages with the time chamber fuckery and being dead for x amount of time#and Vegeta doing math like “wait how old were you when I got to Earth” and Piccolo looks that man dead in the eye and says “Eight.”
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The age difference between tommen and myrcella bothers me way more than it should like sometimes it's 2 whole years sometimes they're the exact same age like grrm wanted to make them twins but he forgot. Girl what is the truth
#.txt#grrm has a loose grasp on numbers unfortunately#in agot myrcella is 'not quite eight' and in affc she's 'not quite one-and-ten' ok so she went from 7 to 10 in 2 years?#and in 2 years tommen went from 7 to 8 uhhh if she's almost 11 he should be 9 at least right#maybe he is 9 but everyone just forgot his birthday lmao#BUT in the agot appendix it say's she's 8. which makes more sense. if she's 8 turning 9 instead of 7 turning 8#but BUT the wiki (my best friend and worst enemy) says she was born in 290. bc they take the 'not quite 8' thing as fact#which. ok after pacing around the house talking to myself like a madman that's not possible. it has to be 289 ☝ I think. um#I don't fucking know man I also don't have a very firm grasp on numbers. but something's not right here#idk grrm definitely fucked up some ages in affc bc it says joffrey died at 12. damn he died so hard he aged backwards 😔#btw this is the second time I've gone insane thinking about grrm's bad math today. and that was only considering time#imagine if I also thought about space too hard...thank god my understanding of distances sucks ass
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New pics of Seth and Liz Gillies at the Today Show and Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. (from Liz Gillies Instagram)
First the Ted trailers, now these pictures.. I just can't cope! This man is too much! 😍❤️
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The hoes gonna love this one (he is literally grandpa)
#stillwatervn#studioclump#stillwater#stillwaterart#grandpa henry#mans aged backwards#crusty dusty ass
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kinda hate when people ask you 'what do you really wanna do with your life though?' and 'get paid to bake and then spend all the rest of my time alone in my peaceful house playing video games and chilling with my cats' is not a *good* enough answer
#I didn't SAY I don't wanna work. did I? I said I wanna work baking cakes in my house for people#and still taking care of my disabled mom who SPOILER ALERT isn't aging backward! this will not get EASIER#I have spent a majority of my life taking care of my family#at 15 I was driving around taking ppl to drs appts and surgeries and caring for ppl AFTER surgery and doing the grocery shopping and cookin#when it was 9pm on a saturday and my brother would come to me and be like I have a diorama project due monday I forgorrrrr#I had to go to the store and buy supplies and help him#I bought him his first car. and second. and third.#I AM TIRED. I don't want kids. I don't want ~a family of my own~#like bitch I ALREADY HAVE A FAMILY. or are you gonna do all this shit?#I'M FUCKING EXHAUSTED. I know EXACTLY what I WANT my life to look like#it's just not the slice of good ol' americana capitalist bullshit people wanna hear about so it's 'not good'#I'm so tired today#it woulda been my cousin's birthday today and I cannot handle any more shit man#erin explains it all
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and here is the white piece set! this set was the first i finished so i spent a bit longer on the details of these characters even though they'd be the size of an eraser. surprisingly the tweedles were the hardest for me to design. the characters from right to left: white queen, white king AND unicorn, the tweedles, white knight, the sheep, alice AND the gnat, haigha and the hatta.
#alice in wonderland#alice through the looking glass#my art#uh yes the unicorn is a statement about the british government with the 50 problems it is ignoring#rip to the fawn for not making it on here#also now that i looked at my notes the aged man is on the white side??? jeez the red side only have the red knight#also if my hatter design looks weird it's because i designed the hatta version first and now i have to go backwards in design
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For the first time since we broke up with our ex (at different times unfortunately), my husband and I both have crushes on people. Honestly I'm really happy that he's got his own work crush, it makes me feel less guilty about having work boy crush on my mind so much.
The funniest part is, we're both currently crushing on cis men for the first time in literally years for either of us, he joked that our queer cards needed to be revoked lol
#husband and I are both poly/pan but this is the funniest thing we've done in ages#like in order my crushes were (going backward from current) are cis man; cis woman; enby; cis woman; cis woman; cis man (8 years ago)#I cannot remember the last time my husband had a crush on a cis guy
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Scott Caan on Access Daily - February 6th, 2023
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A man who is aging BACKWARDS!
Bryan Johnson, a 46-year-old tech millionaire, has become a prominent figure on social media due to his dedication to counterattacking the aging process through a personal project known as 'Blueprint.' He says that this is an "algorithm" aimed at preserving and optimizing his physical well-being. Bryan Johnson rigorously follows a comprehensive discipline that includes consuming over 100 supplements each day, undergoing regular medical assessments, maintaining a strict diet that concludes by 11 a.m., and adhering to an early bedtime. Among his unconventional therapies are blood-plasma donations from his son and shockwave therapy to renew his health.
Keys to slow your aging process-
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female leg hair is genuinely so pretty i have no idea how men ever managed to convince so many people it's like. not inherently pretty and fitting for where it grows.
#same goes for armpit hair and pussy hair ofc but it's specifically leg hair that i'm thinking about rn#because i had an argument with my mother#who is. like . a feminist in a 'You must work to always be independent of a man.' way and in many meaningful ways actually#but extremely conservative about very surface level things#like beauty and femininity#mine#i do think i prefer that approach than 'liberated' girls with Grl Pwr tattoos but bending over backwards for men at the same time#in long term relationships or living off men. etc#like i prefer the politics of someone who shaves and even shames people for not shaving but also lives an essentially separatist lifestyle#than the other way around#so i mostly try to reason with her#it doesn't really work#not much#and she's a little more radical in some other cases like with lgbt rights#which is extremely funny bc my sister is an out lesbian#and i on the other hand came out so long ago she must have blamed it on my age#like at 13 i guess#and since then i've stayed single so like. the topic was literally forgotten. and i'm fine with that. but my sister came out at like. 19.#and now my mother actually vents to her gay daughter about. the gayness of her other daugh#like it's literally hysterical#and i just nod politely. occasionally i ask her a question like 'wait. so if it was a trend/publicity stunt. then what would you do if it#didn't pass for her when the trend was over in many years? and she. like. had a wife?'#just to like. feel out what she Actually doesn't accept. she never gives me a clear answer though. oh well. and i never reveal whose side#i'm really on#it is so fun. like actually so fun. i look so straight but act so gay i can infiltrate any space and leave them confused.
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I do hope they keep the y8 majima look if they aren't going to give him his eye bags back please at least give us the illusion of greying hair wtf
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Wutz a podcast I should listen to . Literally in da warehouse listening to the curious case of Benjamin button last night..
#the way all I knew wuz he ages backwards. and that’s still all i know having listened to it#also listening to the invisible man but i rlly can’t hear a lot of stuff bc of surrounding noise. so it’s a lil mid#maybe I should stop bc if it’s fr a good book I shouldn’t associate it w this experience#parle
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via @dgmedios
#having a breakdown over whatever ashton is wearing and his HAIR#FUCKING HELL#does this man age backwards or#5sos#ashton irwin#luke hemmings#calum hood#the 5sos show tour chile
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our cat looking absolutely decadent as she pins my legs in the MOST uncomfortable position
#maam pls#her head keeps falling backwards like she’s a middle aged man watching tv#everyone be quiet she’s going into WIDE mode#even got her little paws crossed all proper#not pictured: my dog curled up in the absolute sweetest way by my feet#bless our cat for preventing me from being able to reach him#because i want to pet him SO bad#but he’s dead asleep and also deaf so he would be So Scared if i did#we’re all having a girls night😌#ignore me posting so much about our animals i have nothing else to do lately rip#life junk#not anime
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