#manifesting a 10k oneshot of this...

[oh-no-its-bird]

Kiba meets the ghosts of the Hatake clan and they tell him to go maul Danzo for him. They wanted Kakashi but he's not dog boy coded enough to see their ghosts (bc of lost clan culture Sakumo never taught him or whatever) so they get Kiba bc he is dog boy coded enough to see them

Does this make sense?? Actually I dont care if it does, I just want to see it

[yeuxverts00]

Pièce de Résistance

A 10K OneShot written with Neilistic (Collab of my dreams) for the DWS Summer Lovin’ Gift Exchange (Explicit)

Summary: Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane. Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.

Excerpt:

“May I ask—” he seemed to be taking care to keep his voice level. Unruffled. “—why you need a sample of my semen?”

“I have to explore all avenues, and as your condition seems to have something to do with… urges… I think it would be prudent.”

Hermione successfully managed not to blush by drawing her bottom lip between her teeth, and biting down. Draco’s eyes caught and held the movement. Grey flooded with molten silver, reflective and bright. Her wastepaper bin caught fire.

She tossed an extinguishing charm in that direction.

“I apologise.” Draco didn’t look contrite. He looked ready to raze St. Mungo’s to the ground like a pillaging viking. “I’ll do whatever needs to be done.”

Willing herself not to shake and shaking regardless, Hermione levitated a specimen jar towards Draco. She had to take extra care to not let it batter him about the head.

“So I—” He flicked his wrist elegantly, suggesting that bringing himself to orgasm would be an elegant affair. “Here?”

“Er—yes. I can find you an alternative room, or you’re welcome to apparate elsewhere and come back, but my other patients have felt comfortable enough to…”

“You ask such things of other patients?” There was a distinct note of affront to his tone—dare she say…jealousy? Her calendar went up in flames.

Hermione assiduously cast another Exstinguere, although the summer months now appeared to be a lost cause.

“Yes, it’s routine in some cases.” What even were these words leaving her mouth? Nothing was routine here. What was routine? Concepts were losing all meaning because she was thinking of Draco gripping himself tight, wing flaring wide.

She only hoped he couldn’t see the straws she was clutching at.

If she screamed the word professional enough times in her head, perhaps her professionalism would manifest itself.

“Fine.”

The jar was in his fingers, her lip was back between her teeth. She tasted copper.

“Is it standard procedure to be watched while producing the sample?”

“Wha—oh, no. Excuse me. I’ll be outside. But not close. Find me, when you’re… yes.”

She hurried out, putting as much distance between them as possible. She thought she was safe until she noticed she’d inexplicably drifted back down the length of an entire corridor. She was being summoned, as though by Accio, right back to where she’d left. Like a boomerang, she found herself leaning against her own office door again, drawn by the Heavenly music inside.

Her fierce anxiety was squaring off with delirious levels of lust. She was going to be fired. Arrested. This was sexual harassment. She had become criminally horny.

And yet couldn’t stop. She could hear rhythmic noises. A few soft grunts.

She was hysterically, ferociously aroused.

She was just beginning to wonder how much longer her knees could keep her upright when footsteps approached her office door. She nearly flew backwards into the opposite wall beneath a poster of a stern healer declaring SPATTERGROIT: IT’S NO JOKE.

He was standing in the doorway—sans shirt—avec wing—filling the doorway—becoming the doorway. The look he fixed her with suggested he was extremely unimpressed with her bedside manner. In his hand was a little jar and it was—

Oh Jesus H Merlin Christ. It was glowing with a diffuse phosphorescence simultaneously soothing to her eyes and profoundly alarming.

“Does it… normally do that?”

“Perhaps we can have this conversation back in your office.”

[woorphic]

tomorrow x together (txt) recommendations

i do not own any of the listed works. all credits go to the original poster.

i’ll update this post as i read.

(m) - mature // (s) - suggestive

last updated 28 oct 2022

i have no idea why it’s so difficult to find any txt oneshots despite their huge fan base. i’m still searching for long txt slow burn aus so bear with me! & just to preface: i do not enjoy reading smaus. works i recommend are (usually) long oneshots with quality writing.

YEONJUN

｡° this time around by @bffsoobin || 9k

idol!yeonjun x non!idol/ex!reader

angst

weeks after your chance reconnection with Yeonjun, you book a flight to Seoul under his encouragement. When you arrive, you’re not only overwhelmed by the lifestyle of an idol, but the new people you meet. Will you and Yeonjun be able to hold on to each other this time around?

SOOBIN

nothing yet…

BEOMGYU

｡° this imagine by @lueurjun II 0.8k

beomgyu x reader

angst

TAEHYUN

｡° when the ice begins to thaw by @soobmint || 10k

iceprince!taehyun x thief!reader

angst, fluff

The rumors of the Ice Prince, Kang Taehyun, that run throughout the kingdom of Glacies are nothing short of terrifying. Known as a spoiled boy who does nothing but take advantage of the horrors bestowed upon the kingdom by his grandfather, the late king, Taehyun is feared and despised by nearly all of his subjects. When you decide to take matters into your own hands as the kingdom’s greatest thief by plotting to steal the crown that harnesses the prince’s unjustly earned powers, you are surprised to find out that perhaps the Ice Prince is not exactly who everyone fears him to be.

｡° star sweeper by @petrichor-han II 16k

seer!taehyun x seer!gn!reader

angst, fantasy, childhood friends to lovers

ever the talented seer, taehyun uses his powers for good and alerts the council of any possible disasters that he sees in his extremely vivid visions. you, a potential seer, are jealous of his powers since yours have yet to develop. but when your powers finally begin to manifest, his begin to wane, and you realize that sometimes getting what you wished for isn’t always for the best—especially as you start realize there’s been a lot of things taehyun has been lying about.

KAI

｡° skittles by @loveliestfelix II 1k

heuningkai x reader

fluff, best friend’s brother

your best friend lea isn’t the only one who is excited for you to come over!

[pocketramblr]

17. What highly specific AU do you want to read or write even though you might be the only person to appreciate it?

32. What’s your ideal fic length to read?

45. What’s something you’ve improved on since you started writing fic?

!!!! hi mwah mwah I hope your christmas eve eve is going well <3

hiiii owl!! hugs and kisses and i hope your holidays are excellent as well! <3

17. What highly specific AU do you want to read or write even though you might be the only person to appreciate it?

hm, besides the "Second's quirk manifests first" idea we talked about last night, i'd absolutely go ham for an "apprentice au, but izuku's going to be a quirkless hero and is manual's apprentice with ojiro and there's a focus on mystery casework and very nice friendships and no toshi bashing" thing.

32. What’s your ideal fic length to read?

ummm probably somewhere between 10k and 70k but thats going to vary widely on if its a little oneshot i am cramming into my planning period, or if i need fics to read on a plane flight

45. What’s something you’ve improved on since you started writing fic?

oooh good question, tricky question. I hope i've improved on action scenes which i really did not like writing at all at the begining but now i think are passable at least. i know i've also improved with longer form stories.

(ask game)

[unalivejournal]

u mentioned only reading kripke era fic do you have a reclist 👀👀👀and if not could you link some of ur faves cuz the stuff that gets circulated the most right now is all like late late seasons fic and kripke era is my favorite too but im having trouble finding that many fics for it or even seasons 6-10 era which im fine with also. its just that like. the last five seasons were so bad that it makes fic generally worse too because people have to jump off of just Thee stupidest plot choices no matter how good their prose skills might be. but anyway yea if u have recs that would be awesome :)

hi anon i was thinking abt making a reclist and u just gave me the perfect excuse thank u

jess adamilligan’s kripke era fic recs

from making this ive learned that i never bookmark ANYTHING. sorry all of these r like….. 10k and under. i DO read longer fic but i don’t have any kripke era longfics bookmarked & tbh i prefer short oneshots

season one gen

disclaimer because it’s unfortunately needed: NONE of these are w*ncest! they’re all completely tagged as gen and i did not read them with the intent of consuming ship content.

Coaster Park by fogsrollingin, 10.4k, G, gen

Coaster Park had been experiencing an unusually high frequency of technical difficulties. Dean wouldn't have pulled a shift treating nauseated, heat-stroked, or dehydrated park-goers for that if he could've helped it, but when 'technical difficulties' were accompanied by rumors of things moving and stopping on their own in front of the operators' eyes, Dean had to throw down.

No historical tragedies or disasters in the area, ectoplasm, or EMF. Dean's only lead was a battered-looking kid that'd been coming to the park every day since it'd all started.

really interesting au fic! slightly ‘it’s a terrible life’. dean winchester is a hunter/EMT and sam wesson is a college kid destined to die on a roller coaster ride.

two basic motivating forces by sahwen, 7.8k, T, gen

He can’t cry, it’s not allowed; even as a child he was hushed into silence, whether his tears were from a long car ride or a late night or a raging fever. It’s never been an option, it’s never been an available outlet, and it’s not about to start being one just because he’s having an emotional breakdown on the bathroom floor.

Sam isn't only afraid of clowns.

BIG emetophobia tw (both for graphic depictions of nausea/vomiting and for the fact that this fic is about sam suffering from emetophobia) for this one but it’s my favorite sickfic. portrays anxiety over getting sick really well and is a fascinating examination of the different ways that sam’s fear of loss of control can manifest itself. also has lovely brothers content <3

Let’s Start at the Very Beginning (Remix of Just as Easy as 123) by nwspaprtaxis, 4k, T, gen

Dean’s functionally illiterate and Sam’s determined to remedy it...

PLEASE READ THIS ONE god it’s so sweet. dean never learned how to read properly due to his nomadic childhood and sam teaches him how.

dean/cas

Broadway Musical by Griftings, 9k, M, m/m

This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.

The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.

Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.

somewhat of a fandom classic and the humor holds up wonderfully. a very silly fic completed with commentary from angel radio throughout the entire thing.

Sappiest Season by dollsome, 2.7k, G, m/m

In which Dean and Cas have to stop an evil Christmas tree (like you do), and it requires a little fake couple action.

hilarious little s5ish fic. one of the first i read when getting back into spn. i don’t want to spoil anything but this is my favorite pick me up and i still giggle randomly whenever i think about it

The (Mostly Accidental) Courtship of Dean Winchester by tuesday

Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.

another fandom classic. ik this one is recced a lot but how could i NOT include it. dean and cas get married (mostly by accident) and they’re huge cunts about it

the one thing in the galaxy god didn't have his eyes on by prufrock, 2.4k, T, gen + m/m

“Wait,” Dean says. “Let me get this right. You can fly, right—you can teleport—but you can’t drive a car?”

or, after the events of S5E03 "Free to Be You and Me," Dean teaches Cas to drive. Cas finds it stressful

im always a sucker for a good ftbyam fic. also i can’t drive so. resonation

So Says The Sword by komodobits, 85k, E, m/m

The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’

Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.

NO introduction neede. i think everyone on spntumblr has read this already but still. if you haven’t then i am demanding that you read it NOW. tbh i’m just adding this one so that i have at least one long fic here 😭

the weight by @myaimistrue, 3.5k, T, gen + m/m

“Do you…” Bobby sighs. “Listen, Dean, do you have something you wanna tell me?”

It’s the conversational equivalent of being punched in the stomach.

Or, Dean works through some things with Bobby's help.

WHEN I SAW THE USERNAME I GASPED I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS U. anyway i Love coming out fics idk why i just do. the world is ending and dean comes out to bobby

canticles by 2street2car, 10.3k, T, m/m

“But you know something? If I couldn’t get you laid, at least I gave you a good first date.”

feat: footsies at a Ruby Tuesday, stargazing, the recreation of an iconic "Dirty Dancing" scene (no, not that one—the other one), and practicing for When You're With A Girl.

another ftbyam fic that skepticalfrog (i believe?) recommended a while back. made me feel at least 28 new emotions

Epilogue by JayneL, 28k, E, m/m

Bobby is here, swearing somewhere above and behind him; and Dean is here, talking about 2014 like it's a foreign country; and Sam is here, and is not Lucifer. Which means-- Bobby is here, swearing somewhere above and behind him; and Dean is here, talking about 2014 like it's a foreign country; and Sam is here, and is not Lucifer. Which means--

Cas is no longer when he was. Lucifer sent him back.

Coda to 'The End'.

2014 cas gets sent back to 2009, feelings ensue etc. i don’t remember all the details of this one bc it’s been a while but it’s really good

bonus

currently reading

Fragile As We Lie by perilously, 11k, E, f/f

Dragging Bela Talbot out of perdition isn't so much a decision as it is a frantic choice based on gut instinct. Her soul is bright, if fractured, and Anna yearns to do good again after the perversion of free will that immediately preceded her death.

Bela's no ordinary human, though; she's prickly and damaged and beautiful, and Anna doesn't want to leave her side. So maybe they can figure out how to navigate post-resurrection, post-Apocalypse-that-wasn't Earth together.

[queerloquial]

rubs mehands together... ☠ ♥ and ♦ for ettie...

angry/violent headcanon

shes very slow to anger, herself, and violence is never her first resort to solving a problem. she very firmly believes in the words of stendarr- particularly the part about mercy and compassion being not only for fellow followers, but for all who dont seek to harm the undeserving

that said, when she /does/ turn to violence? being an avatar of one of the aedra is not without its perks, even when her divine doesnt personally manifest through her

family headcanon

her parents were well-meaning, but poor, and as soon as she was old enough sent her to serve in their local chapel of the divines. she grew up there, among others like herself, or who had chosen themselves to dedicate their lives to the divines. not all of them grew up to serve stendarr specifically, or even stayed with the church at all, but they were her family, just as much as the priests and healers and other crusaders she came to know when she transferred to one of stendarrs temples in stormhaven

quirks/hobbies headcanon

*cassandra pentaghast voice* “its literature. smutty literature”

(reads the equivalent of 10k pwp oneshots with at least half a dozen kinks, minimum three Problematic TM concepts per fic, and keeps copies of her favorites in her pack for those long, boring nights alone on the road)

[crystalline-lifestream]

some of you may be aware that I lowkey hate myself; this is the most prominent reason why. thankfully I think I’m finally fucking done with this concept now that I’ve spent the better part of 10k words across two stories exploring Ravus’s more-than-slightly-unbalanced view of Luna.

anyway don’t like don’t read and please don’t judge, I do NOT in fact ship siblings or condone incest and this is NOT intended to support or validate Ravus and Luna as a viable pairing. this is just a oneshot intended purely as a character/dynamic study centered around the logical extreme of a [damaged] psychological headcanon, as manifested in a dream.