#manakashi

[mallardducksaysquack]

Aaaaaaaand the multifandom captor poll results are in!!!

Let’s analyse them one by one before we head out to our designated basements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(obviously, major spoilers for Slow Damage, Sweet Pool, Togainu no Chi, Boyfriend to Death and Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru as well as descriptions of extreme violence)

(if you are a minor and somehow came across this post, please do NOT proceed)

I recalculated the percentages after excluding the “see answers” votes. Enjoy the MS Excel conditional formatting I had learnt for all the jobs I didn’t get.

Here's the sorted ranking with recalculated percentages:

Let’s now go through the ranking from last to first place.

8. Yuuko (Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru) - 0% (0 votes)

No one voted for Yuuko. Very good. FUCK YUUKO.

The snuff-to-necrophilia skullfucking scene might as well have been the vilest shit I have ever seen in my life. I literally had to look away from the screen while censoring this screenshot.

6/7. (tie) - Masami Toono (Slow Damage), Manami Kanzaki (Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru) - 2.6% (3 votes)

While I didn’t end up voting for Toono, I actually seriously considered choosing him (alongside Madarame and Taku).

To the three people who did vote for him – you got the ugliest waifu. But hey! You now live in a villa! All of your orifices are safe! Congrats!

Barely anyone has played Manakashi, so I'm positively surprised to see that a couple of Manami enjoyers have showed up.

She might seem very sadistic, but in fact she’s just a pure maiden who will do anything and everything in the name of love. And no matter whether you’ll get choked to death or let her amputate all your limbs with an electric saw, you’ll always have the pleasure to marry her in the end, or at least have her start planning your wedding. Long live the bride and bride!

4/5. (tie) - Strade (Boyfriend to Death), Zenya Okinaga (Sweet Pool) - 8.6% (10 votes)

Looks like the Strade voters want the hammer AND the drill.

I couldn’t understand why anyone would vote for him considering such a low chance of survival until I saw @pesikoshka reblog the poll with a tag saying “strade because he would kill me fast lmao”. Seems like the fast imminent death was in fact an effective selling point!

Genuinely trying to figure out whether the ten of you are such hardcore Zenya simps or just haven’t played the other games. Getting fucked and forced to give birth in a basement until the end of my life does not seem very appealing to me, but I mean, you do you, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. Kei Madarame (Slow Damage) - 14.7% (17 votes)

My personal choice – at least at the time of voting. Sure, he’ll beat the shit out of me, but at least he’ll also grant me relative freedom? I swear I did not vote for Madarame just because I’m so horny for him. This is not a waifu contest. I just like the idea of not spending the rest of my life in a basement.

@mahnati I saw your tags

and let me just say… “as it should have been”. But the nation has spoken, and we have to accept the verdict.

2. Shiki (Togainu no Chi) - 19% (20 votes)

Voting for him has never once crossed my mind. I think I must have been blinded by the fact that I don’t like him. I played TnC about 13 years ago, so my memory is very fuzzy, but I guess you were right about him being a relatively safe option?

1. Taku Murase (Slow Damage) - 44% (51 votes)

What a landslide victory! While I did not end up voting for Taku myself, I truly approve of your choice. After all, he is the literal only character on this list who doesn’t want to hurt you. He’s keeping you imprisoned for your own good. It’s just his lil silly way to protect you ;> It’s time for you to become a guinea pig for his drug research. Enjoy spending the rest of your days in Taku's basement, making sweet love while picking at each other's skin, so that the hallucinatory bugs crawling underneath it can emerge as beautiful butterflies.

That's all for today. Assembly dissolved.

Now go to your basement.

See you never ~ヾ(＾∇＾)

(unless you've voted for Madarame or Shiki - in this case we might bump into each other while roaming around some dilapidated squats and maybe pick a fight)

[problematic-yuri-poll]

Problematic Yuri Tournament - Round One

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii (manga by Hanasaki Manio)

Mod submission; they're in love! they're mutually toxic and abusive! they're kinky! they would die for each other. truly this is one of the yuri manga of all time. quick content warnings: abuse, noncon/dubcon, severe bullying, surveillance, and plenty of girl vomit.

Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru (visual novel by Bug System)

Submitted problematic elements: kanzaki emotionally manipulates honjou using the latters inexperience in relationships in order to keep her "pure," even to the point of removing parts of her anatomy to retain that purity.

Submitted content warnings: rape, mutilation, emotional manipulation, gaslighting, abuse, incest, lolisho, transphobia(? the way they handle a specific character in the vn is kind of transphobic)

Submitted propaganda: really good VN that explores purity culture and the idea of "gold star lesbians" through guro!

[basilisk2000]

what a cute screenshot this translation app is using i hope the vn is cute and normal and not eroguro!!!!

[mallardducksaysquack]

Thinking about basement yaoi drugging vs basement yuri choking

(don't show me your basement heteros)

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

[ameliedoree]

About Manakashi – did you understand the part where Honjou came back to Yuuko after having been released? In that looooongasssss Yuuko ending. Because I sure have not, I’m still confused.

Tbh my thoughts about this game ended up being nearly identical to yours. To the point that I almost WANT to disagree on sth for sake of a constructive discussion but goddamn I can’t find anything LOL.

My sibling in christ I must confess to you, it has been 8 months and a marriage later, and I still do not understand what the fuck Ban'ya was cooking

[kuriquinn]

Evil Author Day WIP # 2

Excerpt from Underneath the Underneath

I actually have this entire fic outlined. I just need to sit down and flesh it out (especially the sex scenes lol...and no, this WIP does not include those. I wouldn’t want to spoil you for when I actually finish writing the story ^_^

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When he wakes the next morning, Manako is not there, and he tries to tell himself he isn’t disappointed. He had thought, given her confession the night before, that she would stay a little longer, not disappear the way she usually—

“Hey, scarecrow, are you up yet? Come get the door, my hands are full.”

Kakashi blinks, and out of surprise, automatically stands to open the door to his room.  

Framed in the doorway, Manako Inuzuka is a puzzling vision, expertly balancing a tray of food along one arm, and holding a box with a video game console under her other. She is also unquestionably and unabashedly nude.  

When did…?

He’s pretty sure they went to bed with clothes on, he’s still dressed, so why…?

“Well, take the tray before I end up wearing it all,” she prompts him. “No matter what people write in the books, eating food off each other is more messy than sexy.”

Too surprised to formulate a reply, Kakashi takes the tray, glancing at the offerings on it with both eyebrows raised. Steamed rice, miso soup, grilled fish…it’s the healthiest food he’s ever seen in her apartment, and he wonders for a moment if she went knocking on her neighbours doors for food.

Before he can contemplate whether she did that while naked (honestly, he wouldn’t be surprised if she had), Manako orders, “Mind out of the gutter. I made it.”

“You?” he repeats, despite years of practice unable to keep the shock from his voice.  

She rolls her eyes, setting down the console beside the television near his bed.  

“Just because I don’t cook, doesn’t mean I can’t,” she informs him, striding forward to take the tray from him too. She sets it down on his bed and wraps her arms around his neck. “I just have no intention of seeing anyone else but you for the foreseeable future, so…needs must.”

“So…” his brain is still playing catch-up. “The nudity?”

“Pre-emptive,” she answers, pulling him down into what starts off as a quick kiss, but which Kakashi discovers he doesn’t want to be. Once she’s in his arms, he realises he has his own intentions about not letting her go. Her presence here—the fact she doesn’t want to leave, coupled with everything that was said the night before—he finds he’s still as desperate for her as the night before.

“Tray,” he mumbles, as she climbs into his lap.  

“What?”

“Tray,” he repeats, and his voice has become more of a growl. “Or we’ll be putting your food theory to the test.”

Her eyes go wide—either in speculation or anticipation—but she pulls back, quickly sliding the tray to the floor. Kakashi doesn’t bother to see if the contents remain intact before he lifts her bodily and settles her into the centre of his bed.  

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[mallardducksaysquack]

Might check the game out. In that case, will report back!

And best believe I am experienced with video game basements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(heavy spoilers for Slow Damage and Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru in the linked post)

https://www.tumblr.com/mallardducksaysquack/765719204433444864/thinking-about-basement-yaoi-drugging-vs-basement

tumblr started lagging so now you get booped by strade :3

[mallardducksaysquack]

You’re going through everything that happened in a given game.

[mallardducksaysquack]

Making extremely questionable life choices because my brain has said, "let's feel depressed today for literally no reason whatsoever"

Most likely I'll wake up feeling all fine tomorrow and not reach the really gruesome parts until then

[problematic-yuri-poll]

Problematic Yuri Tournament - Round One Losers' Bracket

Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru vs. Insecure Herami Sisters

Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru (visual novel by Bug System) [explicit; gore/violence]

Submitted problematic elements: kanzaki emotionally manipulates honjou using the latters inexperience in relationships in order to keep her "pure," even to the point of removing parts of her anatomy to retain that purity.

Submitted content warnings: rape, mutilation, emotional manipulation, gaslighting, abuse, incest, lolisho, transphobia(? the way they handle a specific character in the vn is kind of transphobic)

Submitted propaganda: really good VN that explores purity culture and the idea of "gold star lesbians" through guro!

Insecure Herami Sisters (manga by Kaneko Aru) [safe]

Submitted problematic elements: Incest, I guess age gap? (19 & 26)

Mod addition because this was almost a mod submission: Younger sis is a seemingly perfect popular hypercompetent idol... who's also a yandere obsessed with older sis! Older sis is a pathetic and useless menhera girl who's the least popular maid at a maid cafe! They made a promise to be idols together when they were children and little sis will stop at nothing to make sure it comes true! Love the art and character designs in this manga SO MUCH... so many cute girls..

[mallardducksaysquack]

“I hope nothing bad’s gonna happen to my cute lil bby” says a man who knows exactly what game he’s playing

[mallardducksaysquack]

so umm after getting all the endings and reading through the epilogue about disemboweling someone alive i now have access to this lil custom screenshot editor and

[mallardducksaysquack]

tfw your gf sews you up and tears you back open

[mallardducksaysquack]

Nothing cuter than a lesbian couple murdering, dismembering and burying their abuser, running away abroad and getting married iui

I’m gonna cryyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MY BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES TToTT

[mallardducksaysquack]

On the plate was a plate of salad and thawed meat--

--It was the very right arm that had been cut off from Manami.

"Ah... I've already eaten the rest of it, so this is the last of Manami's meat."

"I never thought you'd actually eat it... Are you sure you're okay?"

"It's okay. In fact, I'm feeling much better."

"It must be the meat I ate earlier that's giving me strength."

(...)

"Oh, I never want to go to the bathroom again."

"Toilet? Why?"

"If I do the bigger one, Manami will come out."

"Stop using that expression... it makes me feel like I'm being dropped into a toilet."

(...)

"Bones... if only I could eat bones too..."

"I mean, it's calcium, you know? It's unacceptable that you can't do anything when you have Manami's calcium in front of you."

"For example, if you crush it into small pieces... or grind it into powder, you might be able to incorporate it little by little..."

"I will definitely take them all in. Not a single one left out, everything... That's why I've been storing all the bones up until now."

"Oh… that's right. I wonder if I could make a delicious soup by using these bones to make stock?"

[mallardducksaysquack]

Holy crap, this is GORGEOUS!

The small blurry text at the bottom says this is from a calendar called Dengeki Moeoh Over Otona Calendar 2020.

According to the tags on danbooru, this is official art by rubi-sama herself!

(excuse my anti-ban edit iui

Here's the full pic https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3757612)