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Especially when the same party is right now actively complicit/responsible for that ongoing genocide. The DNC is real life horror, and that ain't cute.
I dunno, I think that specifically excluding all speakers from a particular ethnic group from speaking at your convention at a time when that ethnic group is having genocide attempted against it is pretty fucking heinous, actually.
#palestine#free palestine#dnc#palestinian genocide#let's go brandon#whole family of draculas#i just can't take no “pleasure” in killing#“just some things you gotta do”#TS#tcm#beyond evil#save the children#us politics#just slasher things#man-eating lizards#look what your brother did to the door#fuck the RNC too#democrats are corrupt#evil party
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911 lone star -> paul & mateo (aka the bravest firefighters around)
#911 lone star#911lsedit#paul strickland#mateo chavez#my gifs#lol is this mostly just paul freaking out? probably#does paul just not like animals?? first the rats now this? 😭🧐🤭#i somehow stan an animal lover who will take home a flesh eating lizard and ALSO a man who is scared of rodents
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It was in fact not a joke
#it started off as hate#then I remembered the edit I made of him as a joke#now I’m obsessed#I’d do anything for this man#like eat a lizard#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#dale dimmadome#fairly oddparents#fopanw#fop
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Some Volgres doodles, mostly wanted to do some older Ares content for my fav side au (the wargod au) but decided Volga deserved to be silly too. Also I just enjoy drawing dragons and wanted to draw a thicc fireboi.
#hyrule warriors#loz au#Link#Volga#Volink#Volgres#Ares (kheprriverse)#kheprriart#kheprriverse#wargod au#dragon#dragons in the au grow quite fast first few years of their life. then slow down a little more but do continuously grow forever#however fire dragons get quite large anyways. pure and utter muscle. and w/ the territorial-ness they tend to eat a lot too.#+ volga being the only fire dragon in the area (for now). mans gets to be spoiled by the entire lizard population. he is well fed xD#volga deserves to be a little silly sometimes. and when i mean sometimes i mean all the time let him be silly forever#edit: i always forget the dragon tag man
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Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.
Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail
HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)
THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.
#I love geckos sm#theyre silly little guys#just absolute goobers#they look like they have the Wii music playing in their head 24/7#god I love lizards#I always forget how cute reptiles look until I have to look up pictures for them#and I’m now smiling like an idiot bc they’re so dumb and cute and hnngh#can you guys sense why i absolutely adore all of the loa lizard men?#you cannot put a lizard man in front of me and not expect me to want to boop his snoot#his snoot must be booped! tis the law!#legends of avantris#curse of strahdanya#sarnax of the edelwood#also now I want a moorish gecko and name it Kremy#or just. a reptile in general#perhaps a lizard. or a snake#I’d get one now but alas. no room in the house#and also. the dog might try and eat it. or play with it. or both#‘just put it to where she can’t get to it’ you fool. you imbecile.#she will defy the laws of physics just to get to a place she shoudnt logically get to#and get ahold of an object she shouldn’t have been able to grab#she most certainly would find a way to devour the poor creature#she’s a dachshund. she’s got determination. and spite. and stupidity.#she’d probably use the force to manage to eat the reptile tbh#but perhaps if I manage to get my own place in a million years then maybe
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discord shenanigans lead us to weird places sometimes
#the original is from the youtube description for butcher vanity#rambling#luchino diruse#idv luchino#idv professor#victor grantz#idv postman#idv#identity v#fun fact luchino and victor have the same dish#victor eats the exact same food as the weird fucked up lizard man
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I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-
If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.
Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!
Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.
It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.
If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.
#its just annoying as fuck like#if you don't like the idea of predation in animals then like... don't get a predator#i've been in the hobby for all of a month but this shit is everywhere#and its not new!#i used to own a pair of lizards when I was in high school and I was seeing this shit back then too#because I would give them crickets once a month as a treat instead of their usual veggies#and people are so WEIRD about animals eating other animals like#wtf is wrong with people?#it's a CRICKET calm down#like sure all life is sacred yadda yadda but fucking#all life being sacred doesn't mean that death never happens#because if my mantis doesn't eat he dies#if my spider doesn't eat she dies#it's called nature you chucklefucks#Reaper Man and Bracken would both be eating bugs if they were out in the wild#Bracken is actually a species native to my general area so like#there are spoods out there RIGHT NOW eating bugs#she just gets to have a cushy life with no predators and carefully controlled humidity and big fat flies on the regular#and a cute little hide#same for Reaper Man he gets a nice cushy home and all the food he could need#and people are really out here bitching about how its cruel fuck the fuck off#if you come into the bug keeping world and whine about this I just think you're a moron
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Will I ever stop romanticizing Sylus? No.
I live in my silly little world in my silly little head with my silly little headcanons and I could care less about your silly little opinions.
#If I say Sylus is a lizard man that eats tofu then that’s who he is. Sorry I do make the rules.#I saw some posts on other socials and I banged my head on my keyboard#love and deepspace#omi.ds#omi.rambles#lads sylus
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Do lim and garak ever have a genuine bonding moment?
OUGHH I think he has to get a lot of his therapizing done offscreen and internally. He needs to put aside his anger and see his father and his contemporaries for the flawed-but-trying people they are. Iskra doesn't really help, but eventually 'if you'd been born into his position you would have done the same thing to protect Cardassia that he did, except worse, because he's smarter than you' settles in.
Garak has to learn to speak his mind more plainly because Lim sees his vague allusions and crafty lies as a cowardly way to hide unpleasant truths. Galactic politics necessitates that he tones his monomaniac Cardassian exceptionalism down, and eventually that may grow to reflect his genuine feelings (but if asked he will certainly lie, so who knows?) Lim needs to grow up a little, see that his parents are also just people trying their best like he is, and maybe go through the mundane trials of adult life on a stunned and recuperating planet to sand his edges off. It's very gradual.
Also tbh they need some time to develop things in common... Lim isn't very well read, doesn't like to talk for fun and is inconsistently disparaging of anything unnecessarily decorative. But eventually he develops an appreciation for creature comforts and realizes that that doesn't make him a bad person, and then he and Garak can debate about what color to paint the house siding or whether or not the azaleas will grow in full sun.
But he very much benefits from some good yadek hugs now and then...
#dee s 9#garashir adoption au#HEEM HEEM.... THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!! EVEN IF THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER!!!#lim is just so ANGRY his whole family died and for what?? so the guls could get fine wine from Cardassia IV? for MILITARY PRIDE!?#also like.. how can he be allowed to enjoy things and be happy when everyone he loved is dead and all the other orphans are probably#starving in squalor. wouldnt it be betraying them to be happy in his adopted home w an alien outsider#and a man that helped engineer the Fire? (thats a bit of a stretch Lim cmon)#ohh garaks boiling his beets about this. imagine living with a 13 year old whos CONSTANTLY in teen angst mode. for like a DECADE#A DECADE LONG BITCHFIT ABOUT WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU DID THE ONLY THING THAT YOU COULD DO TO EARN LOVE AND APPROBATION!!#AUUUGHH and now theyre old men who sit under garak and bashirs backyard pergola#and eat pastries while the grandkids play. Lim receiving gossip about the neighbors from garak. iskra and idan are off in space.#jocasta married in another city. but Lim is still just down the road... so he can always be there for his old man...#anyways thank you for the ask heem heem I lovea you... i love talking about the lizards....
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i think its weird that the idea of eating bugs elicits a gross-out reaction in so many people considering the fact that eating bugs is a norm in many cultures today, historically has been normal basically in every culture, and beyond that we evolved from apes. every aspect of human evolution seems like we're designed to eat whatever bug we can grab and historically that is what we've done. what evolutionary benefit is there for the idea of eating bugs to be instinctively seen as gross
#it has to be like ... a learned habit#in contrast to like. eating fruit or even eating meat#hand a fruit to a man who hasn't been raised to eat fruit and he'll probably be happy to eat it regardless of upbringing#even if you've never seen a fruit before I think if you#laid your eyes on a colorful juicy mango you would feel the instinctive drive to recognize it as tantalizing#but the same cant be said for bugs even though eating bugs is probably just as evolutionary normalized for us as is eating fruit#anyway this post is pointless. i just fed my lizard crickets and he loves them and they drive him to madness
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my most controversial aa opinion is idc about genderfluid/similar klavier headcanons that much. my second most controversial aa opinion is i would fuck up a sewer lizard idc Datz hand it over im eating the fuck out of those things. im convinced it's just jerky with a little more going on
#i dont have anything against the hcs its fine it's just. Shhrugggggg#there's a lot of fanon for klavier that does literally nothing for me so its not surprising#I mean i feel like ppl just do that hc for him bc it's very likeeeee you know the tpyical genderfluid genderqueer poprockstar#a la bowie/the other ones#Ok not bowie probably more likely is just the v kei aesthetic he's very clearly supposed to kind of probably be invoking.#And i cant hate on that logic cus that's why i hc daryan as bisexual is that exact reason. so like. whatever#But idk how can ema be a man hating lesbo if klavier isnt a man :( it's anti lesbian to take that away from her (KIDDING)#(JOKING) (UNSERIOUS)#i would eat the fuck out of a sewer lizard rn.#i just know he'd season them right too. theyd be crazy good.
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i think the most annoying thing abt loving urban fantasy and school settings and having a lot o my blorbos in them is, like, i´m *HOMESCHOOLED????* have been since 4th grade, but still the school i went to probably isnt a good frame of refference. so im lest just completely lost and looking for refferences is practically impossible, bc *WHO DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL??* amirite???
so i´m low key scared i´ll write something just completely uninformed which will be noticed inmediately by everyone, and i´ll be put in a cage in the plaza and get tomatos thrown at me :((
#dsfjhdhhsgd#shut up sheo#i dont think the school i went to was a good frame of refference bc it was just *so* messy#it literally closed down#the structure was a 1 floor house that was later turned into 2 floors#so the second floor had weird inclinations (yk; from where water used to drain when that thang was a *ceiling*)#and class structure wise we had 2 teachers; one for spanish and one for english#both doing regular school curriculums...#we were supposed to have art and pe teachers but they *never* showed up#regular blackouts by the end also#there were so few students thatt my class (14 people) was the biggest#also one time they organized a movie day thing and tried to play srek 3 on a projector#shrek 3 was still in the cinema...#anyways; vaguely weird school#another day at recess a girl from my class had a palm tree trunk fall in front of her??? and mess up her forehead???? <- left a scar#idk man there was a termite problem#... and a lizard problem#(eating the termites)#i only noticed the lizard one bc the big fans in the recess area didnt work; the switch to turn them on was crooked and if you looked insid#there were a couple hatched lizard eggs!#okok HOW did this turn into a school traumadump session aahsajshuajsh
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DEMONS WITH CAT CHARACTERISTICS ARE THE BEST HCS FIGHT ME
demons, but when they are fighting they start with a growl, then a howl, and then up with a fist fight.
Exactly like cats do, and if you try to separate them, you'll get dirty side eyes. They won't put YOU in a fight, because you aren't involved, but you surely must have a death wish if you think you can stop two demons from fighting.
Sometimes there's magic involved too, but it's mostly a physical fight. They don't even actually talk they just, howl and growl. Maybe talk in signs but hardly they do, no, they have to howl and whoever howls the loudest wins.
but they don't need to do that with surface dwellers, they don't even try to fight with angels, everything's a fight with them.
But what about surface dwellers? I said that demons didn't need to fight them. But why? Oh that's because a single growl or dirty look makes those surface weaklings run away I'm fear! And it's fantastic!
yes,,the smell is hard to ignore, and some rude and barbaric demon will just chase them and eat them, but the actual polite demons will just laugh, they won't chase, yet. At least. If they aren't too hungry.
That's some big progress for them don't judge them
#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#babtqftim#I LOVE DEMOSNAPODPAOSP#they are so interesting man#i wamna know more of 'em#LOOK#LOOK JUST HEAR ME OUT#demons but they all generally have some cat behaviors#like purring or howling and stuff#then based on ehat a demon is like a lizard for example the rest of the behaviors change#like if it's a bird demon they can fly without growing some wings or can eat some specific stuff others cant#and if it's a demon who looks like a human the most they'll have some human behavior#or physical stuff like yk a period#BUT ANGELS#angels are all basically humans with wings#if you don't count some of the higher guys n stuff#so imagine them having BIRD CHARACTERISTICS#BIRD BEHAVIOR#yes physically they basically work like a normal human#human pregnancy and human birth#periods hormones and stuff#but when it comes to like#cuddling or sounds they are like birds...#just#bird behavior#each angel has a different bird behavior and everything#and like#angels based on the bird have the mating thing#but since they wre also humans they make it really romantic#demon headcanon
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Every time I get a reptilian f/o, without fail, I will think of brumation.
It's just so cute and silly to me. Noooo it's too cold to go to work! Seriously. I will literally go into torpor if you make me get out there.
#where's that pic of snake man and toad man waking up from hibernation 2gether#some things happening in the cold blooded bitches household.#📡 incoming transmission 📡#curt connors#copperhead#katharsis#corkscrew#katharsis is double funny. bc kit is also cold blooded. he cannot go out in public otherwise his psychic disguise will slip#and u just have people panicking and a very sluggish eel lizard snake thing in the middle of th street like. huh? huh whuh?#im mildly sleep depriived but my brain will not rest thinking about my things :-]#for copperhead i think that like. like. he could literally get killed out there but a guy needs to eat.#thank god he has mammalian(adjacent) friends to take care of him in my mind bc like. ? whos gonna get groceries in the winter#dcau#tssm#oh duh#💜snake#AND#cherieza#frieza going into torpor would be hilarious. i mean uhhh given the names we thought - nevermind. theyre already asleep.#self insert#selfshipping
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Waghhhhhh why is getting max karma for depths so hard
ALSO had no fucking idea that passages give you karma?
So i couldve gone to the closest den instead of thinking i needing grind UGH
And the worst part? The deb im grinding at? Spawned a red lizard! A red lizard! When the lizard who originally was at that den was an UNTAMED GREEN LIZARD that got stuck with me in a den because it chased me in as i was going to sleep UGH
#rey speaks#rain world#im just tryna eat centipedes and berries and flies in peace man#i can run from agressive centipedes but doing this while avoiding a RED LIZARD?! insane#rainworld#understand i had to RESTART because i got stuck in the left most shelter in drainage#i was at the perfect amount of karma to pass and I died trying to get food to shelter
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oh my god
I've had ifan dressed in the charismatic captain's set (the one that looks like a pimp) ever since we left Fort joy
That was hours ago. I was in his equipment page and thought 'huh I don't remember giving ifan short shorts 🤔' It wasn't short shorts.
Ifan's been running around with no trousers on. For at least an in game week! For all of Driftwood to see!
#either this man thought he was 100% owning the look and had the confidence for jt#or was so majorly embarrassed he physically couldnt say anything#i dont know whats funnier#shockingly this makes the red prince the most normal perdin in the party#between captain underpants#fane running around in the bishops clothes and getting mud fish guts and voidspawn muck all over them#and my own lizard repeatedly blasting himself with ferocity weed mix and eating poisonous fish#Rivellons last best hope alright 👍#dos 2#divinity original sin 2#oh ifan what are you like
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