#man tiddies ✨

[bear-boi-5]

Soap Operas

Gets reminded that Timmy likes Soap Operas

I have an idea

He's waiting for his nails to dry 💅✨

[chipkoy]

have a silly sketch

[morticiaslittlemadhouse]

Here's my oc Alex. He's a pretty socially awkward and shy mad scientist but overall he's relatively chill (realitivley because he's a bit deranged when it comes to science). Also he's trans and bisexual (one of my other ocs has a crush on him)

[nekogiyuu]

I don’t want to be a man what r u talking abt???….

noooo don’t take away my femininity….! noo don’t teach me how to do manly things!…….

I don’t have fake scenarios in my head where I’m a guy!!……. what are you talking abt?…………

noooo why is there a beer and a shotgun in my hand noooooo….! (merica)

nooooo why is there a grill in my driveway noooo…….!!?

noooo don’t tell me what it’s like to not be a female, I don’t wanna know………. I don’t need that information for the fanfictions and daydreams no sir…

definitely not……..!!

[eustasskidagenda]

Okay, this post is not based on a request. I kept thinking about it for hours and finally decided to write it down: how the OP characters would text their s/o. So here are some texting headcanons for some of my favorite characters: Eustass Kid, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Sabo. I'll probably write a part 2 with my other beloved characters: Luffy, Marco, Killer, and Robin. :D

☆Texting HCs for Kid, Law, Sanji, Zoro & Sabo

CW : g/n reader, MDNI, Kid is cursing, fluff, funny, partly nsfw, mention of alcohol for Zoro 

WC : 2k

Kid

Your name/photo in his contacts: mine. With a photo of your ass, obviously. And when he's mad at you, he renames you mid(ge).

Such a brat.

His wallpaper: a cool photo of his motorbike (I'm sorry but Kid is that kind of man in love with his own bike/car. But it's okay, he's still my favorite.) Or, a pic of your ass.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery: your ass, random photos of your face when he’s teasing you, his bike, and some punk stuff (music, makeup, outfit etc.)

His fav emoji : none.

He likes to send really, really shorts messages. Like : 

"Hi" "u know" "i have an idea" "So listen:"

Goddam Kid, just write the WHOLE sentence in one message.

He's sending you random pictures of his torso, just to flex with his big tiddies.

And you have to respond with a heart emoji and praise him each time.

If you want, he's more than willing to send dick pick too. 

Again, you have to praise him. Even if the pictures are absolutely non-aesthetic. He's blessing you with his cock after all. 

"Babe, you don't know how to take beautiful pics of your dick." "WTF SHUT UP???????? It's MY dick???!!! OF COURSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL??!!!" 

Yeah, Kid is clearly using extra punctuation. 

Oh, sure, each morning, you receive a mirror selfie of his outfit of the day. Such a punk fashion icon. "Rate my outfit on a scale of amazing to amazing" 

He doesn't use emojis because they sound too soft and stupid. "em0teS aRe f0r s0fT b0ys Y/N"

If you complain about his messages looking cold, he might use random emotes to annoy you like "UgH iF U wAnt 🦬" (with that stupid dumb sponge bob meme)

Whenever he calls you, it seems like he's yelling through the phone. 

He likes using caps lock like "HEY Y/N, WANNA FUCK TONIGHT??????" 

He's sending you random punk/rock music. And you have to listen and react to every single music, otherwise he's so pissed off. He is sharing his world with you, the less you can do is interact with him. 

He also loves sending some pics of what he's working on, because Kid likes to repare/custom some cars or motorbike. 

And last thing, I like the idea of Kid Pirates being a punk music band, so sure, Kid loves to send you some videos of him playing guitar. "My fingers are skilled in three things : music, crafting and fingering you all the fucking day long"

His phone is so damaged because he throws it every time he gets angry (like every two minutes).

Law

Your name/photo in his contacts: y/n-ya. With a cursed picture of you. Just to tease you with it. 

His wallpaper: nothing, just the random by default home screen. In his view, wallpapers are useless and pointless.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery: random pictures you took of him, emo memes, and boring stuff about medicine or basic hygiene rules for Luffy. And a guide to "how to stop screaming and how to control your anger: a guide for children" for Kid. 

His favorite emoji: 🖕🏻

Whenever you annoy him with a stupid joke or a prank you saw on TikTok, his immediate reaction is to block you. He's so annoyed, please, leave him alone. He is immediately aware that it is a prank. Luffy always does the same to him before you do.

He's never using capital, it's for the emo aesthetic, like 'I hate bread'. Nope. But ✨"i hate bread."✨, yeah, much better

And yes, he uses "." everytime, it's for the dark and tired emo aesthetic. 

He always leaves a group conversation as soon as you include him. Please, he's so pissed off by those kinds of things. 

He's able to leave your message seen for days. Just because he was busy and forgot about what you said. If you need an answer, sure, try to call him. He always keeps his phone in silent mode. 

He likes to send you cool articles that he reads. Especially about medicine, tattoos or nerd stuff like movies, books, games etc.

"wanna go to a date tattoo with me tomorrow?" 

That kind of question is clearly his love language

He enjoys teasing you with random photos of his tattooed fingers or chest. "I bet you miss these fingers." And yeah, he's clearing curling his fingers on the pic like he would do when they are inside you. He's really good at teasing you with photos. 

Kid and Luffy steal his phone whenever he's with them. So be ready to receive a lot of ugly pictures of Law (taken by the chaotic duo), middle fingers from Kid, and blurry meat pictures from Luffy. 

Poor Law deserves a break.

Sanji 

Your name/photos in his contacts : 💗💘🛐Mon Amour (my love)🛐💘💗 With the most beautiful picture of you. 

His wallpaper : a cute couple photo.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery : a lot of cooking videos or photos, you, aesthetic pic of the sky and a private album with some hot nudes that you sent to him.

His favorites emojis : 💘💗💖🛐💍🧎🌺🌸🌹🫦🥰😘🧑🏻‍🍳🍽🍷🥘 (yeah, Sanji LOVES emojis)

He's always texting you back. If he can't reply within a second, he won't open the text. Sanji, leaving his beautiful s/o with that awful "seen"? Never. 

All the mornings "good morning sweetheart 💘" and all the evenings "sleep well sweetheart, dream about me 💖"

He wants to take a cute and aesthetic pic of the both of you all the days. 

He bombards you with pictures of his cooking. It's cute, but also annoying because he can't help but send extra long texts. He describes every single action he did, along with recipes and tips. 

He enjoys seeing your outfit of the day. He can attempt to match his clothes to yours. 

Random "I love you 💖" and "if no one told you you were pretty today : you're the prettiest 🥰" 

He enjoys sending you cooking videos. "We should eat this tonight. What do you think? 🧑🏻‍🍳"

He's pretty good at sexting. He knows how to take aesthetic photo of his hands, back, or mouth. Not just an ugly dick pick (Kid, Zoro, I'm looking at you). And he also likes to leave you some message like.

I would sit you down on this table if you were with me right now. You know, the one in your kitchen where he had dinner with your parents yesterday? I would gently kiss your neck, fondle your chest, and slowly kneel between your legs until you shout my name. You would pull on my hair, begging me to keep going until you cum repeatedly on my face.  👅 "

And if you send him a nude, well, he's going to die from a nosebleed.

Rest in peace, Sanji. 

Zoro

Your name/photos in his contacts : "y/n". You pick a picture for him because Zoro and phones are not compatible.

His wallpaper : a cool katana

What kind of pictures in his gallery : gym selfies, katanas and alcohol (all with ugly quality)

His fav emojis : 👍🏻 and 😴 Like:

"hey Zoro, you're alright" 👍🏻

"Zoro, wanna hang out?" 😴

"Babe, what are you doing?" 😴

"… am i annoying you?" 👍🏻

He can responds to absolutely anything with those two emojis. 

Zero is so oblivious, so let's be honest: he is not good at using phones. Almost every day, he forgets his phone at home. And even if he didn't forget about it, it's probably on silent mode or just off.

He doesn’t know how to use the keyboard, so prepare yourself for coded-message like "o!. @= sp⛑t t🧹day???/!df🆎e !!"He can't even use the excuse "my cat walked on my keyboard", he just sucks with technology.

Your messages are often "seen ✔️" and that's all. Not because he wants to be mean, just... he didn't understand the concept of answering every text. He takes all of your messages as random information. Like "Hey, I'd love to see you tonight!". Well. OK. Message understood. That's all.

The only application he has on his phone is Google Maps. Even with it, he still gets lost. "Turn left." Without a doubt, he turns right. 

Once, he tried to please you with a dick pic. But the photo was just terrible: bad luminosity, an ugly close-up of his cock, blurred as fuck, and you can see the dirty tissue behind him.

He doesn't answer when you call him because he's either asleep or at the gym (or drunk).

Once, he also tried to send you a voice message, but it was just the sound of the wind. He forgot to talk closer to the microphone.

Sabo 

Your name/photos in his contacts : "my revolutionary 🎩💛". With a beautiful pic of your smiling face. 

His wallpaper : a symbol of revolution. 

What kind of pictures in his gallery : petition screenshots, his brothers, you, anti-capitalist memes and a private album with some hot pic of you (naughty Sabo)

His fav emojis : 🔥✨🖕🏻💛✊🏻😡😏😎🤩👉🏻👌🏻🫵🏻

Sabo is... complicate. Sometimes, he doesn't answer for WEEKS. And sometimes he's extra chatty. And when he's chatty well...

Sabo is always spamming you with petition links. "Save the dolphins", "save the monkeys", "fuck capitalism", "for the resignation of *insert random politician name*" 

"Hey sweetheart, manifestation tomorrow. See you there!! 🫵🏻" 

When it's not petitions, it's probably videos or articles. Sabo is a pure revolutionary. Be prepared to receive lengthy texts when he wants to fight for a cause. It's cute, honestly. He's really involved and passionate. 

"You, me, on a trip tomorrow?! 😏"

Sabo has a knack for surprising you with trips, so prepare yourself. This man craves adventure and surprises. He wants you to join his crazy journey. 

Sometimes, he's using proper grammar and punctuation, sometimes he's using a lot of !!!!!!!!??????? And caps lock. Especially when he's furious about something.  He makes a lot of typo errors because he's always in a rush while typing.

Let's fught  *figrt *fijkt *FUCK *LET'S FIGHT (and fuck)

He enjoys taking pictures of you unexpectedly because it makes you seem more natural. 

"So… sweetheart… we have a new roommate" with a cute pic of a dog/frog/duck/snail/whatever. Sabo has a kind heart. If he sees a wounded or abandoned animal, he feels obliged to adopt it.

And regarding spicy texts… 

Sabo is a kinky boy. So sure, he's thirsty when it comes to sexting/nudes. As a revolutionary, he is also very careful. He always asks you first before sending you nude or spicy texts. If you're willing, then prepare yourself.

A bunch of nudes. Since he's good with them, he won't display his dick in a weird and unattractive angle to you. He enjoys showing you his hands when he's wearing his gloves. Or a mirror photo of his back.

"I know you will scratch it when I'll fuck you tonight 😏"

You're not forced to send him nude or spicy texts back. He respects your boundaries without exception. And if you send him a photo anyway, he's also really nice. Always a comment like "your ass is soooooo good with this angle. I can't believe I'm that lucky 🥵" and if he wants to save a photo for his collection, he's always asking if it's okay with you.

"Sweetie, i have a new toy for you… 💛"

We all know what he's talking about. Naughty Sabo.

[peydawgz]

Could we mayhaps get a curvy reader x hazard pretty please 💕

Yes and you get bonus Ramattra because I am ✨bricked up✨

Hazard

Fin looks at you with his eyes and his heart. He is enamored with your beauty. If youve got a naughty side showing, say a tattoo or a piercing, some showy outfit, or serving the punk look, he’s like a moth to the flame.

He’s kind and gentle with you, and treats you like royalty. He’ll defend you till death, and probably spend all his money on you. He goes out of his way with everything in his life.

You’re so warm and cozy, and you fit so perfect in his lap he would rather cuddle you forever. He likes to rest his hand on your stomach while you lay together, and mmm your thighs are so squishy and tempting. (Literally how to spoon, tiddy in da hand, kiss ya neck, dick hard on the butt. Hell yeah)

He’s always touching your butt fr, like just a little pat sometimes when you’re ahead of him, but also when you’re in privacy he’ll just grope you for fun. He loves kissing your neck and cheeks, and kissing you anywhere in fact.

He would never ever put you down or have any negativity near your relationship. In fact, he’s more of your hype man. He loves when you dress up and play with your fashion sense. He encourages you to wear whatever you want though, and finds you very adorable and attractive in your comfy outfits.

He’s a big guy, and when he gives you one of his jackets you find you are swallowed in it. He loves you so much, he can’t help but squeeze you up into a hug.

He loves to hold your stomach, in any way. Picking you up and giving you a cute little spin around when he sees you, or just simply wrapping his arms around you and holding you to his chest.

I think if you licked him it would turn him on,, and fr he would do it back he’s such a cute weirdo.

Ramattra

Your kindness towards him drew him in. You treated him like he was any other, and just lived your humble human life. He learned that he must have a heart,, because you stole it.

Ramattra wants to protect you at all costs, because you are the best thing that could have happened to him. If anyone says a word, he will destroy them. He’s never desired an omnic/human relationship more than ever before you came around.

He is like an animal, although he is machine. He tilts his head in curiosity, when he sees something he likes. He approaches slowly, and is almost fearful at first touching you. Then, he is just leaning all over you and nuzzling you everywhere.

His cold metal hands explore every curve, sending you shivers. He is starving for your touch, absolutely melting when your fingers go for his coils of “hair”. Every receptor and sensor is tingling with sensation,,, like what one would call butterflies in your stomach.

You love when he is in Nemesis form, his larger arms surrounding you and making you feel so small and cute. He picks you up bridal style, nuzzling his faceplate into your neck and seemingly purring.

He falls in love with every inch of you, and cuddle time is usually spent with you on top of him. His hands hold your thighs pressed against his cool body, helping you relax as your head lay on his chest. He strokes your back, and maybe will him you a gentle song.

Omg kiss him!!! Smooch him everywhere for real!! He wanna kiss you so bad,, all he can do is nuzzle and touch you :(

[joelsbeard]

pre-outbreak!joel when you're pregnant ❤️ part 3

These are extra fluffy and spicy lol, enjoy!!

You buy a pregnancy pillow bc you're just so sore all the time! and find it so hard to sleep, but you end up using it only half of the time, the other half you use joel as your pregnancy pillow hehe. You lay on your side and throw your leg over his hip and rest your belly on joel's torso while he holds you and massages your lower back with one arm. He loves that you use him as your pregnancy pillow bc he can immediately feel when the baby kicks and he can rest his hand on your stomach ❤️ You wake up or go to sleep hearing him talk and sing to the baby 🥺

Shopping with you isn't his favorite since a lot of the time it's you looking around at stuff while he just waits for you and holds your bags lol, but he loves going shopping with you to get things for the baby 🥺 you still are of course much more enthusiastic, always pointing out the cutest little toys and blankets and clothes (you're like "baby please we have to buy this for her!!🥺" and its a little bib that says "mommy loves me" 🥺) but also bc his papa bear instincts are already kicking in and he wants to make sure you buy the best, safest, and sturdiest carrier, stroller, etc.

Speaking of which, with his contractor background he does build a few things for the baby 🥺 He builds the most beautiful crib and rocking chair, and surprises you with it once he's finished. You had no idea he was building the crib, so you were really confused when he would be so nonchalant when you were at the store looking for one, but you figured all the stuff in the garage or work shed was just materials for the rocking chair. You cry when you see he built a crib for your baby 🥺 (you fuck him right then and there lol you LOVE your man and you're so happy he's the father of your baby)

Sometimes he has to make sure you don't go too overboard with buying too much baby stuff (its so hard, everything is so cute!!) and he just reminds you that you can add it to your baby shower registry

He is the sweetest man ever, and always gives you massages for your sore muscles and swollen feet (and once he massages all the soreness out of you he fucks you because 1. how could he not 2. he's just "making sure you feel extra good" LOL)

During your second trimester he is MORE than happy to dick you down when you're feeling horny, and since your initial nausea and morning sickness have subsided you are now just horny 24/7, and you fuck like a million times a day lol. Every time you're like "🥺 babyyy I'm horny :( take off your clothes like rn" LOL he's like "awww does my baby want sex :(" then he rips his shirt off and immediately manhandles you (without hurting you or the baby ofc) onto the nearest surface lol and later in your pregnancy when you're more uncomfortable he'll make sure to hold you up or put you on the bed or something so you can enjoy it as much as possible hehe.

One time he's like "I hope the baby is okay with all of our... increased physical activity LOL and I hope I'm not hurting her" and you're like "😭 baby i'm sure its fine lol, the doctor said it was okay and it helps me feel better" and he goes "yeah but still if i think about it sometimes it is kinda weird, wouldn't wanna poke her or anything" HAHA but you say "well she'll have to deal with it it's how she got here in the first place, and if its too uncomfortable for me I'll stop" and yes he fucks you afterwards ❤️

He goes crazy with how big your tits get, you always catch him looking at your tits and you're like 🙄 "babeee" and he's like "what, can a man not look at his girl's tiddies? I can't help it, the girls are looking great" LMAOO which of course you can't deny, you've been taking more ✨spicy✨ pics of yourself before you started showing since your boobs really did look amazing lol. He's definitely gotten more obsessed with how big they've gotten during sex, and he's always squeezing them or spending time kissing them even more than he usually does lol. He's just like "god I love these tits so much🤤" and you're like "yeah well remember these are for our daughter!!" "fair enough but these were mine first okay" ( men 🙄)

You decorate the baby's room together 🥺 he thought about surprising you entirely and doing it all himself, but he decided it would be more special and a good bonding activity for the two of you to decorate it together ❤️ You of course plan it all together, but he takes care of the actual heavy lifting with moving the furniture and painting (he doesn't want you breathing it in since you're pregnant) and you have a fun time assembling some of the easy stuff together lol.

Your favorite part is finally getting to hang up all the adorable outfits and onesies, and putting the little socks and headbands in the drawers. You buy a good amount of baby books so you can both read to her.

Tommy gives you the onesie and bib ⬇️ at your baby shower LMAO

The bib is hilarious, and you do end up actually using that onesie sometimes when all her other laundry is dirty 😭 every time joel sees the baby wearing it he either sighs or goes "can't argue with that" LMAOO

[ravenstargames]

✦ Please welcome Brian Vaughn, Amon's voice!

Time to start revealing the main cast's VAs! ✨ We are off to a strong start with our Dragon of Dagalis, our handsome himbo, our big tiddied teddy bear; Amon! Have a tease of what you'll hear if you bump into this handsome man in our demo! 💜

Infinite thanks to Brian for being such a joy to work with, and for making this such a fun experience. What a kind-hearted, awesome individual and professional! T^T 💜

[gaybitchfx]

“Omg I’m so sad like idk what to do😢 karma I’m just sad like please help me what do I do🥺🥺🥺🥲” “just cheer up😜” “oh yea ur right😋 I never even thought abt that🧐lik what would I do without you ?” “Pft idk die🤪”

Chi

Shi

Ya

Requesttttt

Mkay

So maybe reader got some big ass muscular man boobies right ?(you may add obliviousness for reader as well that’ll make it all the fuckin better-)

And Chishiya is one that just stares at em(btw they’re already dating) but has never just gotten the courage to touch em. Like ever. So then one day he gets caught staring and reader is just like “you wanna touch em ?” Says it like it’s no big deal reader was saying it like a toddler asking for something💀 Chishiya is flabbergasted af but ends up touching em anyway for a long ass time, and if you add chishiya putting his face into them I will platonically marry you and give you chocolate cake

I can just fucking imagine if chishiya is mad an uses readers moobs as stress balls✨

-🍓 Character(s): Chishiya

-🍓 Type of reader: M!Reader

-🍓 Category: SFW(?)

-🍓 Warning(s): Tiddy grabbin

-🍓 Note: man tiddies for the win and I will be taking the chocolate cake thank you very much

-🍓 Edited: ❌

Chishiya’s eyes shifted over to your chest, you wore a white button up and that shirt looked like it was holding on for dear life to keep your chest hidden.

He wanted to touch them but thought it would just be too weird to go up to you and touch them even if you two were dating.

Chishiya might’ve been staring for too long cause you turned to look at him, a bit confused about why he was staring at your chest. 

“Do you want to touch them?” You asked him, tilting your head to the side a bit, not even aware of why you asked it. “Can I?” You nodded your head.

He swallowed any lingering saliva in his mouth before reaching his hands out and giving them a good squeeze, surpassingly the button didn’t pop out. That’s one strong ass button.

Chishiya stared at them intensely as he fondled and squeezed them for a while before just putting his face into them as he hugged your waist. You looked a bit surprised by this but only played with his hair.

“A dream come true..” He mumbled, a small smirk present on his face.

-🍓tags: @jkloserdazai @reallyromealone @secretivemessenger @lostsomewhereinthegarden

[confirmed-for-trash]

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Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Describing their shirtless chests (spicy edition🌶️)

Kizaru ✨

He has a nice sized chest which is hairy (curly too) which goes down his abs and he’s likes it that way. So does all his partners because it is sexy. He has light brown nips that small and cute. A 9 out 10 for face smothering.

Akainu🌋

He has quite sizable pecs (more than a handful😉) with fine hair between them that goes down his abs. He has dark pink nips that in proportion to his chest size. A 100 out of 10 for face smothering.

Ryokugyu 🌱

His pecs are real firm and he can even more them just to get the ladies attention. He definitely shaves his chest and has dark brown nips...his nips are pierced too. 9 out of 10 for face smothering.

Fujitora 🐅

He isn't very muscular but he does have some definition to his tiddies. He has some fine hair around the tiddies and all over his belly. He has dark pink nips that are proportionate to his frame. 8 out of 10 for face smothering but I feel like he would be shy about it.

Sir Crocodile 🐊

He has a nice handful of tiddies with little to no hair on his chest. He does have some scarring from past battles. His nips are dark pink. Definitely a 1000 out of 10 for face smothering, biting, licking, sucking...I could go on for days.

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

His tiddies were meant for the world to see because they're so beautiful. He has fine hair on his chest and he doesn't bother to get rid of it and thinks its sexy. His nips are pink and he totally has them pierced. 10 out of 10 for face smothering.

Benn Beckman 🔫

His pecs aren't what they used to be when he was younger but they're still pretty firm. He has a bit of grey hair on his chest and he has a secret tattoo on one of his pecs. 8 out of 10 for face smothering.

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Alright, so we all know what this bronze God looks like shirtless. He isn't really that hairy so his chest is quite hairless naturally too. His pecs are nice and firm and he can totally make them dance. 10000 out of 10 for face smothering, cuddling and keep donuts on.

Killer🔪

His pecs got real big after the time skip and he doesn't wear much loose clothes anymore because he wants to show his tiddies to the world! He doesn't have any hair on his chest and has a few battle scars. He has pink nips and has one of them pierced. 9 out of 10 for face smothering.

Kaido🐉

He loves showing his fine ass body even for someone his age and likes being shirtless all the time. He likes the ladies resting on his tiddies so he keeps it smooth for them and even flexes more to keep them firm when they're around. His nips are dark pink and he wanted tiddie tattoos but couldn't find anyone brave enough after he became a yonko. 100 out of 10 for cuddling those dragon zaddy tiddies.

King👑

Oh this tall, dark and sexy god of a man, I wish to see him shirtless so bad but I’ll use my imagination. He’d have really strong and pronounced pecs that you could see really well if he wears a shirt, he has tattoos on his pecs and has a bit of hair between his tiddies and under his belly button. His nips are dark and cute. 10000000 out of 10 for face smothering.

Queen👑

Alright so Queen is gonna have man boobies and they might be even bigger than yours but hey tiddies are tiddies. He’d let you touch his tiddies all you like but you can’t bite them…he’s way too sensitive. 7 out of 10 for face smothering.

Izou🔫🔫

He has defined pecs but they aren’t over the top, they’re still manly but softer. He doesn’t have any hair on his chest by choice and his nips are pink. Ace convinced him to pierce his nips and Izou loves it. 10 out of 10 for face smothering.

Dragon D Monkey🐉🐒

He isn’t very bulky in terms of being muscular and has a similar lean but ripped body like Luffy. His pecs are defined but not over the top, he has tattoos that go from his face all the way down one side of his body in the tribal design he has. His nips are light brown and proportionate to his body. 10 out of 10 for this DILF.

[afterdarkprincess]

Little Miracles

Pairing: Seth Rollins/Dean Ambrose Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1,017 Summary: Seth being completely and totally in love with the miracle that is Dean's soft pregnant body <3

Gift fic for my sweet sister @elementaldoughnut12 💖

tag squad: @harmshake @feelschicken @southerngirl41 @double-vandammage @jeysbvck @wwe-on-mymind @imabillyami @ambreignsfan4life

Just a heads up- this is pure self indulgent filth, not quite my usual stuff- if that's not your jam that's perfectly okay :)

This fic is Explicit, and contains: Mpreg, Male Lactation, Lactation Kink, Feminization, Oral Sex (full list on AO3)

AO3 Link

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Every day with Dean is like a miracle.

Seth has vowed that he’ll never take for granted the fact that he gets to have this beautiful man in his life, let alone that he gets to have him like this.

Truly he thought that he couldn’t love Dean’s body more than he already did, his strong and lean build, the hard planes of his muscles that Seth has spent years memorizing under his fingers and teeth and tongue.

But he’d been wrong.

5 months ago they’d received the news. It had been completely unexpected, a total shock to the both of them. It didn’t feel completely real, but the ultrasound confirmed it.

Dean was pregnant.

He’d had a complete and total freak out, terrified that the baby would be screwed up like him and worried at his age how the pregnancy would affect his body.

But as the news began to sink in and his body began to change, Seth found himself in awe and wonder of Dean every single day. How he softened around the edges, how the smell of him turned sweet.

Then his breasts filled in, keeping him up some nights with how they ached.

And then…

“Hey Mama,” Seth whispers, kissing Dean’s cheek to wake him from his slumber. The midmorning light streams in from the windows, making Dean’s skin look like it’s glowing.

Dean groans as his eyes open, rolling to smash his face into Seth’s chest. “Mmmm, Seth- hurts.” He whines, and it tugs at Seth’s heartstrings.

“What hurts baby? Your tiddies?” His hands search under the blanket, finding the engorged sensitive flesh of Dean’s nipples. They’re warm to the touch, and Dean moans when Seth’s thumbs brush against them. “Mmm yeah, just as I thought.”

Dean squirms, still half-awake. “Fuckin’ quit teasin’ me, you gonna help me out here or what?”

Seth shakes his head, “Spoiled. You’re lucky I’m obsessed with these.” He brushes his fingers against the downy hair that covers Dean’s breasts. “On your back, Mama.”

The blanket falls away as Dean moves, revealing the most gorgeous sight Seth’s ever seen. Those thick swollen tits, heavy with milk, one nipple leaking a slow stream into the hair below.

He wastes no time, swinging his leg over Dean and settling on top of him. He’s already hard in his running shorts and he groans at the friction between him and Dean’s swollen belly as he leans forward to take a nipple into his mouth.

The sweet flavor of Dean’s milk fills his mouth as he suckles, pulling moans of relief out of Dean’s mouth. He’s grown to enjoy it just as much as Dean, addicted to the taste of his lover.

His fingers roam Dean’s soft skin while he drinks, cupping the swell of his stomach, still in awe of this gift they’ve been given.

Seth releases one nipple, taking a moment to breathe. “So pretty like this, so gorgeous, full of our baby. You’re so fuckin’ perfect.” He peppers kisses all over Dean’s breasts, making sure to give every inch the love they deserve before settling his mouth on the neglected nipple.

He drinks and drinks until his stomach protests at how full he is. A small price to pay to give Dean relief.

When he looks up at his beloved, Dean’s face is flushed red, eyes shining with tears, and Seth’s gut wrenches.

He cradles Dean’s cheeks in his hands. “Baby, what’s wrong?”

Dean shakes his head. “M’okay, just feels- so much, too good? I don’t know, Seth- n-need.” His hips buck up against Seth’s leg and he can feel exactly what Dean needs.

“I got you sweetheart, shhh-“ He presses a kiss to Dean’s salty-sweet lips before moving down the bed, careful not to put too much pressure on Dean’s stomach.

Dean’s dick is hard and leaking, weeping precum into a pool at the base of his stomach. He still gets a little self conscious since his dick has shrunk a bit since becoming pregnant, but Seth still thinks he’s perfect. It’s a perfect size for Seth to lap up into his mouth, taking all of him in one go.

The salty taste of Dean’s precum mixes with the sweet remnants of milk in his mouth and that mixed with the symphony of noises his lover is making sends Seth shattering over the edge. Only Dean could have him coming in his shorts like a teenager.

“D-did you just?” Dean asks, voice wrecked with pleasure.

Seth can feel it, the way Dean’s dick throbs on his tongue, he’s close. Seth nods, groaning around the hard flesh, knowing that the vibrations will drive Dean wild.

The whimpers and moans escaping Dean’s lips reach a fever pitch as Seth sucks the cum right out of him. He looks up, watching the rapture on Dean’s face until he notices the milk leaking from both nipples, pooling in his chest hair.

If Seth were a younger man, he’d be rock hard again.

He keeps Dean’s cock in his mouth as he softens, gently lapping at it like the last few licks of a lollipop, savoring the taste while it lasts. He lets go only when Dean whines from the overstimulation. He gives the soft head one last kiss before moving to clean up the mess on Dean’s chest.

Seth laps up the leaked milk with soft kitten licks, making sure all the hair and skin get nice and clean.

When he’s done, Dean’s eyes are heavy and unfocused.

“You sleepy again?”

Dean nods. “Just wanna sleep a little longer. Stay with me?”

Seth kisses the pink skin of Dean’s cheek and runs his fingers through his soft curls. “Of course, always sweetheart.”

He curls his body around Dean’s, resting his hands on the baby bump. He’ll never take this miracle for granted, getting to start a family with the man that he loves, his soulmate. Getting to fall in love with him all over again every day.

Seth buries his nose in Dean’s hair, and lets the sounds of his soft snores lull him to sleep, feeling happy and blessed.

[kankuroplease]

Who are your favorite characters to ship with Gai? While I’ve come across some very nice fan art and stories of him with Kakashi, there’s a part of me that doesn’t want to disrupt their epic bromance.

My joy and my green bean ✨

Gai is so shippable because he’d be the most supportive, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and optimistic partner anyone could ask for. So with that being said, I’m here for most of Gai ships even if they’re not my personal faves.

But some alternatives;

GaiGen - Genma better not her my man in any way shape or form or else 👊 but chill x chaotic is one of my favorite ship tropes

IruGai - he’d stress Iruka out a bit, but all in good fun and Iruka would have a date to Naruto’s wedding. Both are fatherly/big brother types to the younger ninjas and you’d know they’d love talking about their students together.

InoiGai - Gai brought a bouquet, okay? A man that can appreciate flowers and a man that owns a flower shop *chef’s kiss* also imagine Inoichi trying to go his job with Gai there 😆

GaiKure - another chill x Chaotic Gai is AMAZING with kids and him being Mirai’s stepdad would be cute.

AnkoGai - one of the few on this list that can semi match his energy (I’m not usually into same same ships) and give him a hard (but fun) time. Also Gai would happily buy her all the sweets she could possibly want.

Possibly GaiTsuna - Gai would be like a sugar baby minus the founds because Tsunade’s luck, not that he want her to found his lifestyle.

GaiMei - y’all people that say Gai isn’t “conventionally attractive” can hush, he’s handsome and Mei likes Handsome men. Kirigakure can use someone with Gai’s spirit and Mei would get that ring 💍

KisaGai - I have no sound reason for this other than I love them both and their my tiddie boys.

ObiGai - it’s toxic.. but tiddies 👀

GaiNaga - Nagato needs love too and I sickly bf x health nut bf? Nagato would be the best cared for Uzumaki with Gai

B/Gai - killer b can drop some bars and Gai can bust some moves, love it

Lots of possibilities with Gai

[peydawgz]

Hiya! Do you take requests for Zarya or Ashe? if so, I'd love to know some headcanons you have for either of them with a fem partner - thank youu!

Meow!!! Of course anything for you anon!! <3

ZARYA

She looooves physical affection. She’s gonna pick you up, give you lots of big hugs, lets you sit in her lap, and expect lots and lots of kisses. Her receiving love language is also physical affection, and the big strong Siberian lady is at your complete mercy with your loving touch. She wants you to squeeze her muscles, lay your head on her, kiss her forehead and omgggg she loves you so so much!!!

Her words of admiration for you are to the point always. “You are everything to me. I want to keep you happy,, so I can see your beautiful smile every day.” She always means it 🩷

Helps you with anything you need, no playing around bullshit when it comes to her. Help pick out an outfit or what to make for dinner? Bro she always has the best ideas and that’s why she is the ✨decision maker✨she is magic, she just always seems to know when things need to be done or what you want before you even know. You are a perfect match.

She loves to shower or take a bath with you in a sweet way, like when she’s all tired after working out or something and you just wash her and caress her and hold her…. Omg give her a massage actually she needs it!!

Zarya can braid your hair for you 🥺 if you have long hair!!! You can just sit in her lap and talk and watch something. I feel like she enjoys sports and inspiring movies!! She also loves to laugh :)

She takes care of you when it’s your time of the month, and will carry you around all day if you get those bad leg aches (I know I do) or if you get headaches she’ll get you whatever medicine you need and she’ll let you be alone too if you need some time to rest!! Would bring you ice cream!!!

Cuddles with Zarya are very warm!!! She is the space heater!!! If you live with her in Russia she will really keep you toasty during the winter. She basically holds you like a teddy bear, but doesn’t mind it you wanna try to be the big spoon too hehe. Also lay on top of her!!! Her tiddies are the best pillows!!!

Zarya is a 10/10 girlfriend, she calls you baby, snuggle bear,and gorgeous— would protect you and make you yummy food!! You know she eats good she is so buff!!!

ASHE

Ashe needs any kind of affection you have to offer, she is starved of love. All she has other than you is B.O.B. She would do unlawful acts to keep you happy and safe by her side, and tbh so would B.O.B. he is your wingman fr.

Ashe is classy, and would be the type to bring you flowers, pay for your meals, and treat you like a queen. She loves when you dress up for dates and makes you blush with her compliments. She loves you in anything honestly, it doesn’t have to be special. She thinks you’re sexy even in your pajamas.

B.O.B. is like when you have to kick the dog out of the room when you wanna have “alone time” lmao. I feel like she is aggressive in a funny way with him like “privacy, man, please! where’s yer manners?!”

Physical affection with Ashe is oftentimes her coming up behind you and holding your hips, petting your hair, hugging you and kissing you anywhere and everywhere. She’s gentle with you, and loves to just stare into your beautiful eyes and smile.

Ashe will help you do your makeup!! Her wings are always perfect, and she dolls you up every time! Also,, expect lots of red kissy marks all over your face and you give her some too teehee!!

Her Omnic butler is oftentimes your chef and you may even begin to call him your own butler. Since Ashe likes you so much, he’ll defend you in battle, too.

I think Ashe can be a little scary sometimes, but that’s just part of her chaotic charm ✨ She drinks a little too much, and likes to mess around with boomsticks too while she’s intoxicated. A little dangerous, but her butler won’t let her get into too much trouble. You might as well act out too and indulge with her. Go fuck around with some dynamites you crazy ladies have fun!!

She craves pickles… Girl probably sleeps with da pickle jar… you cuddle with her in bed, it’s a three way spoon with da pickle jar…

For real though, Ashe holds you on her side while you lay on your back with your legs on hers. She loves when she gets to lay on her back and you curl up with your head on her chest and snuggle up close. Her hand caresses your back and she just thinks about how much she loves you and how precious you are to her… No amount of heists could make up for how much you are worth to her.

She gets really jealous if a man looks at you in a gross behavior, and will straight up smooch you in front of him. She probably wears lesbian pins too. Maybe even a lesbian flag handkerchief??

If you’re on your period, she’s gonna let you have your alone time. You can cry to her and she’ll hug you and soothe you. Will find the comfiest blankets for you and all your favorite snacks.

Ashe will sing to you :) her voice is so beautiful and she deserves to be on a stage!

She gets paranoid a lot that you will leave her or you don’t love her anymore… please remind her all the time how much you love her. She will always tell you every day that she loves you.

Ashe is a 10/10 girlfriend and is crazy protective of you. She would call you sweetheart, cutiepie, sugar, and darling. Loves you forever and ever and ever!!!

[joelsbeard]

you and pre-outbreak!joel’s favorite sex positions 🤭🤭🤭 aside from missionary ofc bc if anything that man loves eye contact & intimacy with you 🤭

ENJOY!!!

nsfw links hehe 🤭:

#64 tango

#152 honeymoon (this one looks fucking bomb ik this mans dick is basically in your throat in this one)

#465 knight

#317 merger (he probably loves sucking on your tiddies in this one)

#458 jack (GOOD LORDDD this one is hot)

#313 chef (that eye contact tho )

#330 louise (<- ^ what the hell are these names, this one is cute tho its giving ✨ intimate✨ )

#150 reverse cowgirl (duh every cowboy needs his cowgirl ;) )

ugh just LOOK at this man he’s so fine, him manspreading does something to me. Need this man to fuck me on that couch in that jack position LMAO

gif credit: @pedgito

[vendetta-if]

Vendetta MCs Fanart Showcase

An awesome Discord member of the server who goes by the name Dio just finished an amazing fanart of her and two other members' MCs 😊 And I just wanna share it here as well!

So, here are the three MCs and starting from the left, we have Cynthia who is @bluerinnn's MC, and then Mikha (Mikhail #1 😆) who is Dio's MC, and lastly Misha (Mikhail #2) who is @vega-ai's MC.

As evident in the picture, all three MCs are rocking some fabulous dresses 💅✨😍 The three members even concocted an AU of their own where their three MCs are actually triplets (RIP Yvette, Viktor, and Luka 💀😂). Below are short description and some headcanons of each of the three MCs 😁

Misha (AKA Mikhail #1)

"I mean mikha is like a himbo. He enjoys eating cheese at 3 a.m naked even though he's lactose intolerant, he do be slaying and he wants to sugardaddy Santana. He could also lift all the Ro's like in one of these old cartoons"

— Dio

Would be the oldest sibling in the Triplets AU and love to annoy the hell out of his sister, Cynthia, on purpose with his brother, Misha, but he would also literally and figuratively kill a man for his baby siblings.

Famous in Elysium City for being the [check notes] "TokTik Tiddies Guy".

The tallest out of the siblings, standing at 198 cm tall.

Aiming to romance Santana.

Cynthia

"Cynthia is their sarcastic sister who tirelessly has to put up with their shenanigans... although the one thing she'll agree with them about is that Santana deserves to be spoiled. Was probably the queen bee at school. She unfortunately can't even make a getaway trip to a private island SMH (triplet telepathy). The other two are also about to give Cynthia a drinking problem~"

— @bluerinnn

Would be the middle sibling in the Triplets AU.

The shortest out of the siblings, standing at 193 cm (still goddamn tall tho).

Often has her closet "raided" by Mikha who would try to sneak into her closet and stretch out her dresses when trying them on. (Cynthia: "That little- ")

Aiming to romance Skylar.

Misha (AKA Mikhail #2)

"Misha is the youngest(mad about it), Deda's favorite grandson(according to him), probably needs to be on a kiddie leash, so people can live in peace without his constant flirting. Fashion enthusiast."

— @vega-ai

Would be the youngest sibling in the Triplets AU and would do what Cynthia says not to do, but would kill a man for his siblings and family.

Shorter than Mikha but taller than Cynthia, standing at 195 cm.

Enjoys getting Ash as flustered as humanly posssible.

Aiming to romance Ash (and maybe also Rin).