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i love taking a sparkling beverage to school its like having a bomb
#my water exploded =w=bb when i tried to open it luckily not inside my bag#luckily i am very smart and had tissues. its not like it was terribly bad but it did make a loud sound and the ground wet. :)#unfortunately due to this being a public situation i cant just stare at my mistake for comedic affect#i fucking looove just staring at an item i dropped. its so funny.#but alas.#sillyposting#dude ok time to complain about class again.#my dad knows this lecturer which means i should be favourable for him but.#man hes. so slow.#were doing a quiz now and he. doesnt know the tech.#ooh its pretty funny.#hes a good enough guy hes nice etc.#but. not a quick teacher.#erm.#its fineee#this'll just mean we wont get to cover as much material oh noooo#actually that is pretty sad this subject if funn
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still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.
lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.
and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!
but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.
#not helped that these ideas are probably fostered by caterina. she doesnt WANT lucanis to have FRIENDS she wants him to KILL THINGS lol#and her perceiving illario as someone who wants but wont rise against her would have been interesting#so she allows his charm and friendliness etc. because she wants him to ingratiate the house to other houses#she doesnt want him out the picture. she NEEDS him there to make people like lucanis. illario just isnt content with that#i will shut up about this. i promise.#like i wont. but im trying#lucanis dellamorte#illario dellamorte#and also i want illario to have a little more manipulative asshole going on he's not believable enough in game omg#i think the main issue i have is that lucanis should have . maybe. been a bit less agreeable. SORRY#but it would have been fun to see crow-like defensiveness slowly break away to reveal a caring polite and kind man#or at least a slow understanding of lucanis-language. like he said 'i dont care' but he meant 'i dont mind'#raised by a grieving and also repressed old italian woman will do this to you#thoo. i was pleasantly surprised at how sweet he was in the game to start but i think parallel wise this could have been fun is all#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#and also really sorry that this was brought upon by someone calling him a pursedog man in tags#which was very funny for 5 minutes and then i was like actually i can do something with this
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Part 2 of that wifehunter john piece instead of working on my wips 💖
Masterlist l Previous l Next
Warnings: implied stalking and voyeurism. Nothing too bad...yet.
Unedited, typed on my phone during break, abrupt ending (part 3 ig?)
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He thumbs at the book, tracing the swirls of your penmanship until the ink fades off and the paper turns to felt. It leaves his fingertips stained, dark as indian ink, and he can't help the satisfied burr that catches his breath as he presses the sticky whorls of his prints into the pages.
Stained. Blackened.
Imprinted.
It's what he wants to do to you in something more indelible than ink, something that would burrow under your skin and linger. (This parasitic desire, he'll bury it in you, make you feel his presence deep in your guts, squirming and wriggling at the back of your mind-)
Of course he returns the book. Returns it to you marked and dogeared and of course you're grateful for it. Tripping over your words and choking on the thanks that build up and tumble from your delicate throat, feelings and words too big for you.
He knows that, sees the slight hesitance in your eyes as they flit to the window where he knows your useless Buck is ambling about. Shambling. (This marriage is a sham, his claim on you is a sham, one that John is more than willing to seize upon and squeeze until it all crumbles and all that is left is you malleable and soft in his hands).
"Where...where did you find this? I thought-" He sees how you choke down condemnations, not wanting to crack open that door that leaves your husband exposed.
Is it loyalty? Obedience?
Whatever it is, he wants it. Wants to redirect it his way. It itches at him, sits awkwardly like a broken seam, seeing you waste this fidelity on something still wet behind the ears.
On a man who can't even protect his own home, can't even cherish his own wife and has to call John in to pick up the mantle-
"It's good work. Shouldn't leave it lying around, sweetheart," he raps against the front cover, needs to do something with his hands before the impulses take over and he does something hasty. Something that would send you darting back to your husband's arms instead of in to his. "Would be a real waste if it got lost. Taught me how to transplant herbs, now I've got some parsley on my windowsill that's still alive."
It's a lie. He must have strangled the roots, harvested it too soon, something-
But it makes you happy. He can see the glow that warms your cheeks and brightens your eyes. They way your face plumps up, softens, due to your shy smile.
"You should've tried mint, first. It grows like crazy, basically does its own thing. Basil, too." You're grinning, in your element out here. Surrounded by green and the rich, earthy scent of the soil that you till. Geosmin. Oakmoss.
"I'll have to get you over to show me sometime."
He plays gallant so well, offering to help you with the weeding and trimming. It wouldn't be the first time he got down into the muck and the mire. Wouldn't be the first time he stuck his hands in, got them caked and dirty right up to the elbow in order to get what he wants. In order to do what needs done. It's as familiar to him as the uniform he wears.
And your company makes it so much more pleasant.
You smile at him, glancing up from the flowerbeds each and every time he passes you a tool. Eventually you feel comfortable enough to call for him - John? - to tap at his wrist and redirect his hands around the roots and stems below you both. It's a beautiful symbiosis: you, who are so good at wringing life and he who is so good at taking it.
He catches the way the living room curtains twitch, the shadow of the young buck pacing and pawing just out of sight. Too much energy, not enough courage. Not seasoned enough to come out and plant himself between the challenger and his wife. It's stable vice, sending him spinning, uselessly watching as John sidles in and digs his paws into the very foundations of the house. It makes him smile, big and broad as he tugs at a particularly stubborn weed with a grunt.
And when you can't quite get the rubber of the yard gloves to slide over your wrist, he just has to help you. Has to grip at your soft forearm, cooing as you wince.
"Big pull, that's it sweetheart."
You brace yourself so well, pulling back in a counterweight that just digs his fingers in tighter. Blinking back tears, you laugh a little awkwardly. A little thrilled.
And you thank him for it, shaking your arm out and stretching your fingers. All damp from the soil and your sweat.
Unoticing uncaring of the ring that's no longer on your finger.
He has the urge to shake it out of the glove onto the dirt. To burry it and trample all over it until it's dull and forgotten and dead.
But -
But it's still warm from your hand.
It's so fragile, too small to fit properly over his thick fingers and swollen knuckles.
He thumbs at it on his drive home, plays with the smooth face and angled edges as he thinks.
He won't give it back, the thought draws a scoff as he signals into his driveway. No, the only way you're getting a ring from him is on the same day that the ink dries on your marriage license.
But there's the matter of that ugly possesive thing that lives in his ribcage, so close to the surface that the lines blur and shimmer until he's not sure which skin he's wearing. It has him feeling hot, burning up and itching to watch the fall out.
He settles on the settee, cigar in one hand and your wedding ring in the other.
It sits tight just barely at the first knuckle of his forefinger. The screen in front of him illuminates it, makes it glint cold and sharp as it moves lower and lower, over the slight give of his stomach until it reaches the bulge pressing into his zipper. He palms himself, hisses as he feels the metal dig in a little to the sensitive, aching flesh.
With another slow drag, he flicks open his fly and settles in.
Even the slight pixelation of the monitor can't disguise how pretty you are.
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Someone with a big brain please help me to name this haha 💖
Sorry for the delay. Been super demotivated lately. Still got several k of wips that need attention :/
#price is a man with a plan so this is going to be a little bit of a slow burn i guess#also i imagine that when watching he splits his attentions between the impotent fury of your husband and your wide pleading eyes#both are aphrodisiac to him just helping to stoke the flames higher#hes so😩🥰👌#báirseach writes#captain john price#john price x reader#john price#john price/reader#cod fanfic#cod imagine#cod mwii#cod mw2#cod mw3#dark john price#cw dark#cw stalking#cod x reader#q
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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,
#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk#my art#(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez#coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way#If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier#you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right#anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like#weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it#I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm#I like her. love of my life miyano shiho#masumi sera#conan edogawa#ai haibara#akai shuichi#let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM#man needs his emotional support akai family they like him#rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times#and shuichi would let him swear
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Question ...if fairies rely on desire to feed,would Dev be a GOOD food source or a terrible food source? Does desire come from wishing or wanting more, essentially. Because dev like.. Has all he can want except his dad's approval ,so how does that work?
Fairies' food comes from the innate emotion a person has while Wishes are just the only way Fairies can pull the emotions (food) out!!!
The more the desire is out of reach, the more delicious it is, and the longer the fairy can go without needing another meal. It's simply easier to harvest from children because they have big emotions, and weak minds and impulses. A child can say "I wish" more openly than an adult does, making it easier for Fairies to cultivate.
Dev's one of the best food sources there is. In fact, he's able to feed a family of 5 for at least 8 months! However, he's also one of the worse sources to collect from because his desire is noncollectable by magic.
Which means you'll need an expert high-class, high-ranking Fairy Godparent who can siphon out his Desires into smaller parts via multiple smaller wishes!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop dev dimmadome#fop dev#dev dimmadome#fop hazel wells#fop hazel#hazel wells#asks#itty bitties fop au#man its a good thing fairyworld assigned only the best fairy for the job!#btw. timmy was also a high (higher) profile case#cosmo and wanda was able to retire from their careers and go on a thousand year honeymoon bcs he gave them so much food that they actually.#honestly?#cosmo and wanda never has to eat again.#on a spectrum of cases hazel and timmy are on opposite ends#with dev smack dab in the middle#he's an easy case for an experienced fairy to handle. but you'll want a VERY experienced fairy to get the job done faster and efficiently#and fairies care more about efficiency than the actual child care#(hence why cookie was going to be assigned to Hazel)#(most efficient fairy who can automate her work!)#CosWan are like... very much outliers in that they're slow to do their jobs and take ease in how they cultivate fairy food from children#but they're considered the best of the best bcs of it!!!
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Lighter when reader is sick/has a cold/etc he has to be a hot fucking mess
OH HES ALL OVER YOU WHEN YOURE SICK !! the moment you’ve got a cold, he’s immediately telling the girls that he is out of commission. he wants to take care of you but like lowkey. he’s buying medicine, he’s getting food, he’s making sure that you’re not overexerting yourself.
but he’s also getting bothered by the fact that you’re calling out to him with a red flush on your face due to the sickness. you’d think he would be pushed away by how rough your voice sounds but no, it’s actually a little conflicting to him. something deep within him wants to be all cuddly with you but he’d tell himself that he’ll catch a cold and who will take care of you if he’s sick too?
you’re more than capable to take care of yourself but having you depend on him like this, even if its only for a short moment, has him melting completely. he’d pretend to be a little distant (because he can’t show that he’s worried) but he’s always looking out for you. coughing ? he’s getting water. sniffling ? he’s grabbing tissues. too hot ? he’s ready with a wet towel.
once he’s done taking care of you for the day, the girls are definitely there to tease him about it and all he does is push his shades up a bit more. he cares so so much but that’s not a good look for his cool and mysterious personality. either way, he promised to take care of you until you get better, so he’ll be back in the morning to check on you again as usual. it’s all too obvious when in the next few days, he’s the one sniffling and sneezing instead.
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zzz lighter#lighter lorenz#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#i’m like extra slow with these responses#i always start them but stop half way cuz the worms just disappear ???#idk how that works BUT HERE YOU GO#IM SORRY IF ITS NOT GOOD I HAVENT BEEN SICK IN A WHILE AND HAD SOMEONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF ME#so i can only assume this is how he’d be#ngl tho i want him to get sick too so that we can be sick together :D#HE CARES SO MUCH IM GONNA SCREAMMM need someone like this irl but i live alone sobs#im actually lovesick with this man not normal flu sick#need him to be real so that i can be cured
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it's nice to feel childlike wonder again
#qkdraws#tears of the kingdom#totk#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#listening to epic awesome incredible minecraft songs while working on this#creeper . aw man#haven't finished the game quite yet im gettin there#takin it slow. soaking it all up like a sponge before i take on the boss#just finished the last region tho so :) plot soon ?#i love this game so much#it's so insane. this game is Insane#it makes botw almost feel unfinished compared to it. which is fucking bonkers#i loved botw sm . i didn't think it could be improved upon This Much#the legend of zelda#tloz#legend of zelda#loz#for anybody curious he's wearing a white-dyed hylian hood‚ a brown-dyed glider piece‚ and the ember pants#my fit <3#i changed some of the glider piece colors to the ace flag cuz i do what i want
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blood blossom danny except i briefly talk about his version of the accident
It all happened so fast that Danny doesn't really remember dying at all. It was like, one moment he was alive, the next he's dead. He remembers hitting the button, and the lights coming on, and then a great big flash.
Then he was outside of the portal.
He thinks he may have been screaming, but that's not true at all. The only sound he made was a split-second, startled gasp as the portal turned on, that was cut-off before he could finish the noise. The only ones who were screaming were Sam and Tucker; Danny was dead before he could feel anything.
The most vivid thing to him was the terror before the light. The blood rushing moment of mind-numbing fear and cold revelation that he was going to die, and there was nothing he could do about it. A weird sort of resignation, desperation, horror, and static calm that hit him all at once.
He was extremely disoriented when he woke up. Like waking up from a long nap and struggling to comprehend what the day or time was, but knowing instinctively that time has passed. He didn't stay in his ghost form for that long either, further cementing his confusion.
From the moment he hit the button to the few minutes after he woke up is an unsolved jigsaw puzzle to him.
It took him about a day and a half to fully remember what happened beyond 'went into the portal, then suddenly i was out of it and everyone was freaking out', and then a week to process.
Sam and Tucker remember his accident better than he does. They say he was in a daze after he woke up, before he recognized where he was. And he kinda just... squinted at them like he didn't know who they were, and said something in a language they couldn't understand. He was terrifyingly calm and passive, and still smoking.
(They later find out its ghostspeak. He was asking them where he was.)
It was only the moment he realized where he was that he transformed back into human. That's the moment where Danny's memory officially cuts back in for him. His first time as a ghost, and he doesn't really remember it that well.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danny fenton#danny phantom#dpxdc au#blood blossom au#thinking about danny's accident is so fun. and also this version might just be my favorite interpretation of it. subtle horror my beloved#danny was dead before he even hit the ground.#also he was eleven when this all happened folks. which is like. wow horrifying. lol. lmao even.#if you havent read the prequel oneshot you should know: the hazmat suit was too big for him. so it swamped him.#he looked like he was playing dress up. danny wonders if he could've made it out of the portal before it turned on if it weren't for how#heavy the boots were. he was wearing his mom's and even those were still a bit too big on him. his footsteps were clunky and slow.#just like how a man stabbed in the back doesnt scream but gasp. danny didn't make a sound when he died. he didn't have the time to#sam and tucker were living in a horror movie for like. a GOOD solid five minutes before danny came to#and even after danny was still pretty dazed. but at least he could like. recognize where he was. even if he wasn’t sure about it#also when sam and tucker got the portal off danny was not inside it. his ghost formed behind them#he was kneeling and misting off the shoulders. they only noticed him when he got to his feet
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SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson
#inspiration for creating gifs was the wonderful @meandhisjohn#his eyes they’re like a whole novel you know?#just one look and a story unfolds#and john in the crimson cardigan and the chunky knit sweater#he’s a picture of cozy comfort#I always wonder how can this man be so utterly hedgehog-like?#the way he looks at sherlock in that last gif#it’s like a slow agonizing burn#my heart just shatters into a million tiny pieces#martin freeman#benedict cumberbatch#john watson#johnlock#bbc sherlock#sherlock#sherlock bbc#mf/serial#sherlock x john
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#designs and sauce as always created engineered and perfected by tumblr user nicktoonsunite#tigerghost#nicktoons unite#🤖😬#i like to imagine that jenny and manny are friends outside of the ntu crew... shes happy for him#but like come on man. bro. also who let danny drive he drives SO slow#spongebob behind mannys seat looking out the window vibing and oblivious. king#theyre in mannys old beater (he doesnt use a car a lot cause he loves walking and also loves abusing his el tigre chainhands to spiderman)#jenny and manny is the 'pov youre just a little hater' 'and??🖕' meme
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First moon(s) of 2024!!! WOOO!!!
#clangen#clan generator#warrior cats#warriors oc#sporeclan#LETS GO OAKFOX!!!! ANOTHER WIN FOR FOXFOX ENJOYERS#we all thought foxspeckle was giving relationship advice in moon 15...... but nay...... twas gender advice ALL ALONG!!!!!!#also pachirisu. my kindest little old man. he is so sweet to mousegrove. he just wanna be besties <3#sc moons#sc:foxspeckle#sc:crowstar#sc:piperkit#sc: piperpaw#sc:finchkit#sc:finchpaw#sc:fennel#sc:mousegrove#sc:carolina#sc:cliffthicket#sc:pachirisu#sc:oakfox#sc:fadedtuft#also so sorry this one took me so long yall holidays absolutely take me out for the whole rest of winter usually#so dont be surprised if updates slow down just a lil for some time :')#updating the allegiances tomorrow probably
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S.Coups ✧ 손오공
#S.coups#scoups#svtgifs#seventeen#seungcheol#drm.pst#drm.gif#cheytermelon#marekwan#usersilverstar#shuaria#svt#Cheollie#my MAN MY BOY YOURe insANEEEEE#i had so much difficulty with 4k downloader these are so slow anjfsd#whatever idc he looked so hot im gonna be a puddle now#1k
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#MIRQUEZ: let's work it out on the remix.
#marc marquez#joan mir#mirquez#motogp#bynadya#n.mov#i am sooo obsessed with them: my favorite frenemies <3#marc after joan apologized for calling him out for not being able to set lap times without towing: its okay i forgive u <3#marc the moment he is faster than joan could ever hope to be: joan is so fucking slow *proceeds to ram him from behind whenever he can*#meanwhile joan then and now: i just want to finish a race man.
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who wore it better freak enemy boyfriends edition
#again its just so#he literally stripped that little man#like EVEN HIS TROUSERS#fOR WHY????#because spider you know wakes up and KNOWS what happened#forget who but someone wrote a fic where he goes to return the jacket and they bang (real)#slow horses#james spider webb#river cartwright#1x04#1x05#1x06
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Hm. Could've sworn his name was different. Did it ever have one?
#cubbi art#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#my art#chimmy changa#chimmy#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#yes yes i know the saying is actually this is THE story of a man named stanley#BUT#for our itty bitties story?#he is not THE story. simply A story#i wanted certain parts to have a greater focus but i realized if i did so then the text wouldnt have been as legible#so i muted everything a bit haha#smacks changa#this bad boy has SO much wrong with him#hoooly shit#chimmy apologists better get their essays locked and loaded for this one#also also#i think i might maybe somehow got a job!!!#so itty bitties may slow down a notch alongside that#hoefully not since im pretty on top of it right now but still !!
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Ponyboy has an unhealthy obsession with carrots (he LOVES carrots so much that they’re the only vegetables he’ll eat) and the whole gang bullies him mercilessly for it.
#one time he was eating one and two bit said slow down horse boy and pony nearly strangled him#self projecting here#carrots are so fckin good man#the outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders hcs#ponyboy curtis
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