#man hes. so slow.
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i love taking a sparkling beverage to school its like having a bomb
#my water exploded =w=bb when i tried to open it luckily not inside my bag#luckily i am very smart and had tissues. its not like it was terribly bad but it did make a loud sound and the ground wet. :)#unfortunately due to this being a public situation i cant just stare at my mistake for comedic affect#i fucking looove just staring at an item i dropped. its so funny.#but alas.#sillyposting#dude ok time to complain about class again.#my dad knows this lecturer which means i should be favourable for him but.#man hes. so slow.#were doing a quiz now and he. doesnt know the tech.#ooh its pretty funny.#hes a good enough guy hes nice etc.#but. not a quick teacher.#erm.#its fineee#this'll just mean we wont get to cover as much material oh noooo#actually that is pretty sad this subject if funn
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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,
#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk#my art#(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez#coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way#If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier#you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right#anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like#weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it#I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm#I like her. love of my life miyano shiho#masumi sera#conan edogawa#ai haibara#akai shuichi#let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM#man needs his emotional support akai family they like him#rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times#and shuichi would let him swear
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Question ...if fairies rely on desire to feed,would Dev be a GOOD food source or a terrible food source? Does desire come from wishing or wanting more, essentially. Because dev like.. Has all he can want except his dad's approval ,so how does that work?
Fairies' food comes from the innate emotion a person has while Wishes are just the only way Fairies can pull the emotions (food) out!!!
The more the desire is out of reach, the more delicious it is, and the longer the fairy can go without needing another meal. It's simply easier to harvest from children because they have big emotions, and weak minds and impulses. A child can say "I wish" more openly than an adult does, making it easier for Fairies to cultivate.
Dev's one of the best food sources there is. In fact, he's able to feed a family of 5 for at least 8 months! However, he's also one of the worse sources to collect from because his desire is noncollectable by magic.
Which means you'll need an expert high-class, high-ranking Fairy Godparent who can siphon out his Desires into smaller parts via multiple smaller wishes!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop dev dimmadome#fop dev#dev dimmadome#fop hazel wells#fop hazel#hazel wells#asks#itty bitties fop au#man its a good thing fairyworld assigned only the best fairy for the job!#btw. timmy was also a high (higher) profile case#cosmo and wanda was able to retire from their careers and go on a thousand year honeymoon bcs he gave them so much food that they actually.#honestly?#cosmo and wanda never has to eat again.#on a spectrum of cases hazel and timmy are on opposite ends#with dev smack dab in the middle#he's an easy case for an experienced fairy to handle. but you'll want a VERY experienced fairy to get the job done faster and efficiently#and fairies care more about efficiency than the actual child care#(hence why cookie was going to be assigned to Hazel)#(most efficient fairy who can automate her work!)#CosWan are like... very much outliers in that they're slow to do their jobs and take ease in how they cultivate fairy food from children#but they're considered the best of the best bcs of it!!!
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it's nice to feel childlike wonder again
#qkdraws#tears of the kingdom#totk#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#listening to epic awesome incredible minecraft songs while working on this#creeper . aw man#haven't finished the game quite yet im gettin there#takin it slow. soaking it all up like a sponge before i take on the boss#just finished the last region tho so :) plot soon ?#i love this game so much#it's so insane. this game is Insane#it makes botw almost feel unfinished compared to it. which is fucking bonkers#i loved botw sm . i didn't think it could be improved upon This Much#the legend of zelda#tloz#legend of zelda#loz#for anybody curious he's wearing a white-dyed hylian hood‚ a brown-dyed glider piece‚ and the ember pants#my fit <3#i changed some of the glider piece colors to the ace flag cuz i do what i want
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blood blossom danny except i briefly talk about his version of the accident
It all happened so fast that Danny doesn't really remember dying at all. It was like, one moment he was alive, the next he's dead. He remembers hitting the button, and the lights coming on, and then a great big flash.
Then he was outside of the portal.
He thinks he may have been screaming, but that's not true at all. The only sound he made was a split-second, startled gasp as the portal turned on, that was cut-off before he could finish the noise. The only ones who were screaming were Sam and Tucker; Danny was dead before he could feel anything.
The most vivid thing to him was the terror before the light. The blood rushing moment of mind-numbing fear and cold revelation that he was going to die, and there was nothing he could do about it. A weird sort of resignation, desperation, horror, and static calm that hit him all at once.
He was extremely disoriented when he woke up. Like waking up from a long nap and struggling to comprehend what the day or time was, but knowing instinctively that time has passed. He didn't stay in his ghost form for that long either, further cementing his confusion.
From the moment he hit the button to the few minutes after he woke up is an unsolved jigsaw puzzle to him.
It took him about a day and a half to fully remember what happened beyond 'went into the portal, then suddenly i was out of it and everyone was freaking out', and then a week to process.
Sam and Tucker remember his accident better than he does. They say he was in a daze after he woke up, before he recognized where he was. And he kinda just... squinted at them like he didn't know who they were, and said something in a language they couldn't understand. He was terrifyingly calm and passive, and still smoking.
(They later find out its ghostspeak. He was asking them where he was.)
It was only the moment he realized where he was that he transformed back into human. That's the moment where Danny's memory officially cuts back in for him. His first time as a ghost, and he doesn't really remember it that well.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danny fenton#danny phantom#dpxdc au#blood blossom au#thinking about danny's accident is so fun. and also this version might just be my favorite interpretation of it. subtle horror my beloved#danny was dead before he even hit the ground.#also he was eleven when this all happened folks. which is like. wow horrifying. lol. lmao even.#if you havent read the prequel oneshot you should know: the hazmat suit was too big for him. so it swamped him.#he looked like he was playing dress up. danny wonders if he could've made it out of the portal before it turned on if it weren't for how#heavy the boots were. he was wearing his mom's and even those were still a bit too big on him. his footsteps were clunky and slow.#just like how a man stabbed in the back doesnt scream but gasp. danny didn't make a sound when he died. he didn't have the time to#sam and tucker were living in a horror movie for like. a GOOD solid five minutes before danny came to#and even after danny was still pretty dazed. but at least he could like. recognize where he was. even if he wasn’t sure about it#also when sam and tucker got the portal off danny was not inside it. his ghost formed behind them#he was kneeling and misting off the shoulders. they only noticed him when he got to his feet
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SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson
#inspiration for creating gifs was the wonderful @meandhisjohn#his eyes they’re like a whole novel you know?#just one look and a story unfolds#and john in the crimson cardigan and the chunky knit sweater#he’s a picture of cozy comfort#I always wonder how can this man be so utterly hedgehog-like?#the way he looks at sherlock in that last gif#it’s like a slow agonizing burn#my heart just shatters into a million tiny pieces#martin freeman#benedict cumberbatch#john watson#johnlock#bbc sherlock#sherlock#sherlock bbc#mf/serial#sherlock x john
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Lighter when reader is sick/has a cold/etc he has to be a hot fucking mess
OH HES ALL OVER YOU WHEN YOURE SICK !! the moment you’ve got a cold, he’s immediately telling the girls that he is out of commission. he wants to take care of you but like lowkey. he’s buying medicine, he’s getting food, he’s making sure that you’re not overexerting yourself.
but he’s also getting bothered by the fact that you’re calling out to him with a red flush on your face due to the sickness. you’d think he would be pushed away by how rough your voice sounds but no, it’s actually a little conflicting to him. something deep within him wants to be all cuddly with you but he’d tell himself that he’ll catch a cold and who will take care of you if he’s sick too?
you’re more than capable to take care of yourself but having you depend on him like this, even if its only for a short moment, has him melting completely. he’d pretend to be a little distant (because he can’t show that he’s worried) but he’s always looking out for you. coughing ? he’s getting water. sniffling ? he’s grabbing tissues. too hot ? he’s ready with a wet towel.
once he’s done taking care of you for the day, the girls are definitely there to tease him about it and all he does is push his shades up a bit more. he cares so so much but that’s not a good look for his cool and mysterious personality. either way, he promised to take care of you until you get better, so he’ll be back in the morning to check on you again as usual. it’s all too obvious when in the next few days, he’s the one sniffling and sneezing instead.
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zzz lighter#lighter lorenz#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#i’m like extra slow with these responses#i always start them but stop half way cuz the worms just disappear ???#idk how that works BUT HERE YOU GO#IM SORRY IF ITS NOT GOOD I HAVENT BEEN SICK IN A WHILE AND HAD SOMEONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF ME#so i can only assume this is how he’d be#ngl tho i want him to get sick too so that we can be sick together :D#HE CARES SO MUCH IM GONNA SCREAMMM need someone like this irl but i live alone sobs#im actually lovesick with this man not normal flu sick#need him to be real so that i can be cured
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#designs and sauce as always created engineered and perfected by tumblr user nicktoonsunite#tigerghost#nicktoons unite#🤖😬#i like to imagine that jenny and manny are friends outside of the ntu crew... shes happy for him#but like come on man. bro. also who let danny drive he drives SO slow#spongebob behind mannys seat looking out the window vibing and oblivious. king#theyre in mannys old beater (he doesnt use a car a lot cause he loves walking and also loves abusing his el tigre chainhands to spiderman)#jenny and manny is the 'pov youre just a little hater' 'and??🖕' meme
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First moon(s) of 2024!!! WOOO!!!
#clangen#clan generator#warrior cats#warriors oc#sporeclan#LETS GO OAKFOX!!!! ANOTHER WIN FOR FOXFOX ENJOYERS#we all thought foxspeckle was giving relationship advice in moon 15...... but nay...... twas gender advice ALL ALONG!!!!!!#also pachirisu. my kindest little old man. he is so sweet to mousegrove. he just wanna be besties <3#sc moons#sc:foxspeckle#sc:crowstar#sc:piperkit#sc: piperpaw#sc:finchkit#sc:finchpaw#sc:fennel#sc:mousegrove#sc:carolina#sc:cliffthicket#sc:pachirisu#sc:oakfox#sc:fadedtuft#also so sorry this one took me so long yall holidays absolutely take me out for the whole rest of winter usually#so dont be surprised if updates slow down just a lil for some time :')#updating the allegiances tomorrow probably
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S.Coups ✧ 손오공
#S.coups#scoups#svtgifs#seventeen#seungcheol#drm.pst#drm.gif#cheytermelon#marekwan#usersilverstar#shuaria#svt#Cheollie#my MAN MY BOY YOURe insANEEEEE#i had so much difficulty with 4k downloader these are so slow anjfsd#whatever idc he looked so hot im gonna be a puddle now#1k
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Ponyboy has an unhealthy obsession with carrots (he LOVES carrots so much that they’re the only vegetables he’ll eat) and the whole gang bullies him mercilessly for it.
#one time he was eating one and two bit said slow down horse boy and pony nearly strangled him#self projecting here#carrots are so fckin good man#the outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders hcs#ponyboy curtis
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Hm. Could've sworn his name was different. Did it ever have one?
#cubbi art#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#my art#chimmy changa#chimmy#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#yes yes i know the saying is actually this is THE story of a man named stanley#BUT#for our itty bitties story?#he is not THE story. simply A story#i wanted certain parts to have a greater focus but i realized if i did so then the text wouldnt have been as legible#so i muted everything a bit haha#smacks changa#this bad boy has SO much wrong with him#hoooly shit#chimmy apologists better get their essays locked and loaded for this one#also also#i think i might maybe somehow got a job!!!#so itty bitties may slow down a notch alongside that#hoefully not since im pretty on top of it right now but still !!
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I drew this instead of eepin, because I got dragged back into the mafia verse (i could never run from the mafiaverse in the first place, thanks for the reminder Mothie lmfao) so now you guys get this delicious midnight snack.
Maybe I'll do a fun lil story to play on his character some hehehehehe
#my art#sans#sans au#undertale au#caycantdoodle#cay talks#lexverse#balsam sans#horrorfell sans#MHF Sans#is he like#how does this work LMFAO#Looking at boysen (by mothiepixie) and wondering if mine still counts#im gonna say he does#had more sketches planned but im so eepy#will take this man to my dreams tonight.#and for the peeps who like reading the fluff in the tags#He would ask politely to caress your hand and leave a skeleton kiss on your fingers#he'd be real slow and careful#then he'd offer to take you anywhere to eat#but he'd try to persuade you to eat out at a little hole in the wall diner that he finds comfort in.
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leif wasn’t around for a while, I feel like he’s constantly very confused
#art#bug fables#leif bug fables#leif bf#I LOVE LEIF SO MUCH#no spoilers in tags pls I am only at chapter 4 I am Slow#maybe it is gone into deeper later on but at where I am right now#the game needs more of Leif just being a confused old man#he’s too well adjusted to modern society. I would be screaming and crying all day#rrrrghhh bug fables makes me feral!!!#having so much fun with it but also I am so bad at it#tbf I’m playing on hard mode but that’s bcz I’m an Epic Gamer 😎😎😎#also woah alt text! have not tried that before
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Please pray for the repose of the souls of all those who have passed today in car accidents. I passed by a motorcycle accident today (of which emergency personnel were already there) of a man who had been thrown from his vehicle and they were no longer performing medical intervention.
#no idea what happened but the man had been thrown from his motorcycle and my guess is it happened overnight#and so he was already very much gone#a part of the freeway that has no lighting because its in the middle of reservation land#police had just gotten there but they werent even attempting to resuscitate#and little traffic meant i ended up getting a full view as i slowed for flashing lights#low key traumatic day#i later saw a lost dog wandering around next to the freeway#a bit ol st bernard#but there was no way for me to convince my mom to stop and help#the past couple days have been a really rough time#anyways --#pr#prayer request
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Taylor Alison Swift did not leap from the gallows and levitate down your street so that you could assume she was rivals with number one camp messy serial killer bisexual rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt. They're shit-talking each other's ex-boyfriends over a bottle of wine right now. They're working on several dozen collaborative tracks about how much they want to murder their exes while also calling them crying at 4am. He's not Dylan Thomas. She's not Patti Smith. You get it.
#he has asked her what she thought of immortality and she told him a long story about how much she loves her cats and didn't get it#they have made out twice#he has tried to fuck her football man and she asked if she could watch#they're just idiots#mary told me to post this so if this makes you mad#you can forward your angry asks to her#i think i'm hilarious#vampire princess baylor slow#tortured poet baylor slow#iwtv: 2022 they're fucking edition#iwtv spoilers#baylor vs lestat 2024#do i have a music tag?#please don't show this post to actual human being taylor swift this is for goofs on the internet
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