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Manchester City’s bleak midwinter rolls on as Rogers seals win for Aston Villa
#aston villa vs man city#man city vs aston villa#man city#jhon durán#morgan rogers#premier league#man city vs#stefan ortega#manchester city#aston villa vs man city lineups#manchester city f.c.#premier league table#city vs aston villa#mancity#man city match#aston villa vs manchester city#phil foden#england premier league
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i think a lot about how the roman thermae and bathing culture is presented as a sign of how Civilized and Advanced the romans were but one of the essential parts of the thermae was the caldarium, essentially a sauna, which was heated up through the floor.... under which slaves constantly had to toil to feed the fire while suffocating in the heat and steam that would rise through the floor to make free romans and the slaves' masters get a nice sweat, free to move on to the cold baths in the next room whenever they wanted.
#'roman citizenship was given to every free man in the empire' sure! but not only was that very late#but a very considerable portion of the population of the empire at any given point was a slave. most slaves lived horrific lives.#i mean i want to be clear rome wasn't like EXCEPTIONALLY brutal or bad to slaves compared to its neighbours#by which i mean that it was just as callous as most ancient mediterranean civilizations when it came to the treatment of slaves#and the scale of roman's brutality towards slaves matches the scale of its size and timeframe.#athenians were a much smaller population of the ancient world but slaves in the silver mines of laureion had a life expectancy of five year#that's still thousands upon thousands of people who suffered horrific deaths and lived the rest of their lives in miserable conditions#all to make the city rich#anyhow i don't think rome is like a particularly evil empire in the sense that all empires are evil#people love to imagine themselves ancient roman aristocrats but you would not have been one. you would be lucky to be a /domestic/ slave.#who still had shit lives tbc but exponentially better than working on the latifundiae#eli talks
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at this point, we should just add Man City to La Liga and save everyone the trouble
#real madrid#rma#rmafc#manchester city#man city#this match is yearly subscription at this point#uefa just auto-renewed the rivalry
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Nothing Do Us Part
Summary:
The bastard smiled at you before picking the lock and forgoing any caution. “You shouldn’t be here,” You argue weakly. Astarion huffed, the cell door now wide open; you had yet to reach out in any manner, “Neither should you,” he counterargued, “you’re filthy, bloody and thin as a rake.” He took the first step and grabbed at your hand, staring disappointedly at the cuts and bruises lining your skin. “I’m taking you home to Hells with the Harpers and whoever else thinks they can take you from me.”
Pairings:
Astarion x Male!Reader
Tags:
Long-Haired Astarion | Bhaalspawn Reader | Ascended Astarion |
Words: 1828
Author's Note:
Guess who's not dead lmfao (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚✧ I found out there's a Bhaalspawn ending where they turn themselves in, and I was like, Ascended Astarion would not be happy about that.
The spawn came at first light, walking into Crimson Draughts with a curt smile; the curly mop of white that Araj had once hopped to brush her cheek whilst her life danced on the edge was now long curled trusses of hair reaching past his shoulders to his mid-back. “I need you to find someone.” His words went in one ear and out the other as Araj examined him; he was different from when she’d first set eyes on him and his intriguing companion in Moonrise.
“I’m surprised to see you alive, spawn,” she remarks. “I’d thought you dead in Moonrise.���
“Oh, hardly,” he laughs, “but I’m not here to discuss past adventures. As I said, I need you to find someone.”
“I heard you the first time, and I’m not a bloodhound,” she corrected.
“Hence my request, an expert of the sanguine arts, I believe is what you called yourself,” he fished a vial from his pockets, “I will reimburse you in as much gold and whatever equipment you require, as long as you find who I’m looking for and place an unerasable tether on said person. Understood?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Hardly any of your concern, is it? Now, will you take the job, or shall I pursue Sorcerers Sundries to find someone more willing to take my commission?”
Araj huffed, “My, my, aren't we touchy? I’ll take your commission.”
The blood was intriguing. It radiated malice and murderous intent—as odd of observation as that was—the red would bloom darker colours before shifting back to red, and the odour was equally as odd, smelling too much like blood, a sharp, strong iron that piqued her interest. A godling’s blood? An Aasimar, perhaps? Though Araj wasn’t certain if such creatures bled, regardless, she had no doubt the spawn had brought her the blood of someone divine; whether said person was of the holy or unholy persuasion, she remained uncertain.
The Upper City was abuzz when Astarion returned; artisans, sages, pole-carters, and all manner of people traversed the streets of the Upper City. Astarion weaved through the crowd to his home in Manorborn, Ancunín Castle—his haven of estates he’d parted from a few patriar families—he’d spent quite some time hunting down artificers to add to his horde of spawn; he'd set them to work and rebuilt the castle from the grounds up to better suit his needs.
“Welcome home, Master Astarion,” Harette greeted him, a small bow accompanying her words; she took Astarion’s coat and folded it away as she caught him up on the morning’s events, “The artificers finished installing the sun-sift glass over the courtyards and atriums, and have begun casting warding glyphs per your instructions. The dungeons have been refurbished for the Rillyn’s children's stay, and you’ve a new bundle of invitations from other patriar families arrive this morning.” She finishes her morning catch-up as they reach his study.
“Thank you, Harette,” Astarion sat at his desk, dismissing her; he sifted through the invitations on his desk—Belt, Hullhollyn, Tillerturn—letters to their parties, brunches, and whatever else Astarion read through. He replies to them, declining their invitations with kind apologies and half-felt promises to join the next festivity; far more pressing matters needed Astarion’s attention. The Fist and Harpers had done a better job than expected covering their tracks whenever they moved you, but Astarion had come close a few times before, hence the need for the Drow, much to his displeasure. He may have been impervious to sunlight now, but the harpers had enlisted the help of Lathandernites and Selûnites, and Astarion wasn’t going to chance his resistance to sunlight, much less holy light. Astarion had been greatly against you turning yourself in; the stubborn persistence he’d usually find adorable became annoying, “If you’re worried about rampaging, you shouldn’t. I can keep you in line; I’ve done it before.”
“I wasn’t Bhaal’s Chosen then, just his progeny,” you’d corrected him, “I barely managed to hold myself back from harming you in the Shadow-Cursed Lands; I can’t—”
“I’m not some runaway spawn anymore; I’m a Vampire Ascendant.” Astarion had corrected bitterly, but despite his reassurances, he hadn’t been able to deter you from the decision, but it didn’t deter him. Some coin in the right purse and spawn or two in the right place, and he could visit you whenever he pleased, “You should leave.” You’d clung to him regardless of the venom in your words, desperate for some semblance of comfort; your initial prison had been some small nook under Wyrm's Rock Fortress, illuminated by torch and what bioluminescent fungi managed to break ground.
“I told you, pet,” he’d dug his nails in your back, later carving his name along your spine “lovers forever.” He absentmindedly traced the gauntlet you’d torn from Gortash’s body and had modified for Astarion, “I’m not sure if I should be honoured or revolted in some manner,” he’d joked then, yet the gauntlet still held its powerful magic and had been a constant presence on Astarion.
“I don’t remember much; I think I tore this from some patriar’s arm or stole it from a wizard before giving it to Gortash, I don’t know. What I do know is that I love you more than anything.”
“I’m meant to be a fearful Vampire,” he’d huffed, softening for a moment, “you make it quite hard to do so, pet.” Even as Bhaal’s murderous lunacy consumed your mind, a minuscule part of rationality remained, just enough to leave Astarion unharmed during his visits; the same could not be said about the Harpers tasked with guarding you. Astarion’s last visit was met with an empty prison and no Harpers in sight. Clever bastards had a headstart; he was almost offended by how well they predicted him following after them, but not surprised as Jaheira and Minsc had involved themselves in your transfer elsewhere before their expertise and skill were requested outside Baldur’s Gate.
The Drow asks for quite a hefty sum and a new plethora of equipment to complete her work, but she does manage, creating a tether as he’d requested; Astarion pays her for her service and prays he never needs it again. The tether leads to Myth Drannor, in the Dalelands, south of the River Tesh and some distance from Shadowdale; Astarion sneaks himself under the guise of a Harper, replacing the one he’d fed on some time prior, while he may have found where you were he now needed to find where specifically in Myth Drannor you were.
Everything was bloody. The floors of your cell were smeared in blood and dirt; the effigy you’d built yielded no response from your father. Nothing did. Pleading, crying, screaming, and tearing at your meat suit did nothing but elicit silence from the Lord of Murder. Your breaths were rugged and short, coming in quick succession as you fought to keep yourself in control of your person; Bhaal’s silence drove your mind to wander, to sing for blood; you shook your head and screamed, whacking the piled rats and punching the nearest wall. You repeated the action until you felt less like clawing at your meat suit.
You were quick to notice the pale elf approaching your cell, and you shook your head as your eyes widened when you recognised Astarion. The bastard smiled at you before picking the lock and forgoing any caution. “You shouldn’t be here,” You argue weakly.
Astarion huffed, the cell door now wide open; you had yet to reach out in any manner, “Neither should you,” he counterargued, “you’re filthy, bloody and thin as a rake.” He took the first step and grabbed at your hand, staring disappointedly at the cuts and bruises lining your skin. “I’m taking you home to Hells with the Harpers and whoever else thinks they can take you from me.”
“How did you find me?” You stared at him desperately, holding his hand for dear life.
“That drow we met at Moonrise has her uses,” he responds, tugging at your arm, “we can catch up when we’re far from here.”
You followed without resistance, shuffling along the dark narrow corridors, it was luck that you didn’t bump into anyone on your way out, or the journey back to Baldurs Gate. It’s another miracle Astarion sneaks you through to the Upper City without spilling any blood. He led you to a large set of manors lumped under one estate by the looks of the courtyard, a handful of people moved about tending to said courtyard—sweeping, trimming the hedges, polishing the statuettes, and cleaning the fountains.
“Nice home,” you commented.
“Thank you, pet,” the elf is cheerfully proud of his home. The servants stop in their work when they spot Astarion, and all bow, returning to their work respectively once the elf walks past them. The interior is as lavish as the exterior—a richly coloured rug drew a path along the floor; at each side, paintings and columns alternated along the walls as chandeliers lined the ceiling above. More servants are also busy at work here; they bow the same as the ones outside and only continue their work once Astarion has passed them.
The servants give you uncertain glances, confusion and fear in their expressions. “Ignore them pet; they should know better,” Astarion hissed, and their gazes darted away.
“Are they spawn?” you inquire.
“Most,” he shrugged in response, leading you through the halls to a room devoid of anyone else close by. His room, no doubt. “Some outsiders from the Outer City looking for a new life.” He led you to a tub and ran it with water and just about every perfume and soap he had at his disposal and all but begs you to step into the tub. It takes five cases of andanthe and shampoo to clean your hair thoroughly and two pitchers of a strong-scented liquid wash soap to wash out the dirt from the skin. Astarion picks up the skin and food between your teeth and shoves a whole stick of tooth powder down your throat.
“Is this necessary?” you cough at the strong, minty taste as the tooth powder turns to foam in reaction with saliva.
“If you want my cock and tongue down your throat,” Astarion scrubbed your second set of canines, “then yes.”
The water is dirty brownish-red when you step out of the tub; it’s strange to be without grime after so long, you look at yourself in the mirror. Despite everything, it was still you.
Astarion draped a fluffy towel over your shoulders, “Tomorrow, we’ll get a tailor and cobbler in here for you.”
“You want to doll me up?” you snort.
Astarion rolled his eyes, “You need to blend in,” he lightly chastised, “and I have an appearance standard to adhere to.” He huffed, drawing a chuckle from you. “After the tailor and cobbler, we’ll take care of your hair.”
“Hmm,” you nod as he dried off your body. “Whatever you say, starlight.”
End Note:
This started off as a Drabble but then we ended up here with another AU 🤪💀. The way I had to go look at a map of Baldurs Gate and was reminded how shit I am at reading maps lmfao 😭 I have read the Forgotten Realms wiki on so much for this fic. Stay Hydrated.
#astarion x bhaalspawn male reader#ascended astarion x bhaalspawn male reader#I found out about one of the other Durge endings and decided to run with it o(`ω´ )o#long-haired astarion should do things to me that would make the Hells sing and weep in ecstasy or something like that (☆ω☆)#I also remembered kaomoji existed and now they're a part of me#🔪🩸🦇 Blood & Lust 🔪🩸🦇#I didn't know what else to call this au lmfao#I think they match each other's freak (´。• ω •。)#half of this was typed on my Mac the rest on my phone 😔✌️🏾#originally I was going to have Astarion refurbish Cazador’s manor but 1. I hate the man and 2. I don't know if there's a floor plan#so I decided to give Astarion a new home and I wish we got to see the upper city so here Cazador Gortash Astarion etc. were/are in the UC#baldurs gate 3 imagine
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having a normal one👍
#kinda cant believe we got a jamie crying scene and it was like That#i know it was kinda played for laughs (on the silly football comedy show?? noooooooo. shocker! shhh shhhhhh) but his reaction.....maaaaaaan#very unexpected. ig the only other time we've seen him cry was when he was in shock and also surrounded by a fuck ton of people#he was probably stifling that shit. versus it being with roy. he just kinda melts man. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan#i know its like boiling point shit. having functioning relationships on the team at stake. the man city match. everything swirling#but just that versus him watchin the movie with the team like😐😐😐its just so telling innit#MR FACADE IN THE HOUSE. i don't know....hmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#hes not got the words for it. is what im tryin to get at. (looks like i dont have the words for it either lmaooo)#his i dont knows and the comments about his dad stamping out his softness......😮💨when it bubbles up its like where do i put this#i havent slept maybe i will try and graft this into an actual tangible paragraph or maybe i will say fuck it and cave and write a fic#or maybe i will continue communicating thru impact font memes yeeeeaaaaaaa#jamie tartt#ted lasso#rot riffing
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Mojo Jojo in his observatory when some other villain or monster is fucking up Townsville
#he be like 'it is my day off i do NOT give a fuck' 😂😂😂#he probably figures nobody and nothing else is destructive intelligent or evil enough to match him they're definitely gonna fail#but idk i was rewatching insect inside and of course my ass thought 'yeah wait what WAS he doing while roaches were swarming the city???🤨'#mans was fiiiine im sure 💖💖#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony#ok to rb#mojo jojo
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something i think football fans forget is that ur team should not be chock full of superstars. you need some silly geese in there too for good luck
#they may not be able to ball#but they’re a good time#this is the problem with man city and the reason they are so swagless btw#thinking of fabio rn…#i’m sorry clo#he just hasn’t adjusted and it could be lack of match time but…
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every time kotlc official art reminds me that grady looks like a frat boy i die a little inside
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#grady ruewen#my dumb thoughts#like this man looks like he wouldn’t be able to buy alcohol#wdym his daughter was 20#i know this is just like#every character in this series#it’s just funny to me how little my mental image matches the characters 80% of the time
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Here's something fun to think about: given Roy's reputation for being an aggressive angry hard-man back in the day, do you think Jamie's dad ever used Roy as ammunition against him
#oc#child abuse#Man City is such a transformative moment because for years he's been hearing#'you think roy kent cries when he loses a match? what would roy kent say if he could see you right now? crying like a little pussy'#and having Roy just hold him and comfort him while he cries is like. oh#also I think Roy would be genuinely sick to think that people like James imagined him to be one of them in a sense which would#lead to really interesting introspection
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HWANG HEECHAN. REMEMBER HIS NAME.
#hwang heechan#pep guardiola#manchester city#wolverhampton wanderers#wolverhampton#football#and then the bald fraud called him by his name in the post match interview! scarred eh? :)#you think he would've learnt his lesson from the last time he disrespected a korean man#rahul.gif
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no walker no grealish
#like wtf#can we go one match without an injury#just one#man city#manchester city#mcfc#jack grealish#footy rambles
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I just know they’re saving Jamie Tartt doo doo doo doo doo doo for something special and personally I WILL be going nuts when it happens
#I’m about to be screaming the chant at my tv screen like this is a real football match I’m not even kidding#like we’re this far in the season and we haven’t heard it once I’m suspicious….#will it be next week when he’s playing for england…will it be in the man city Match…will it be against west ham….#I NEED IT#ted lasso#Jamie Tartt
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I love how Barou basically did the “this one is for you!” *completely misses* with Snuffy and hijacking Ubers
#he was like watch this you old man! *loses a match within minutes*#they’ll get manshine city mark my words#blue lock#bllk#barou shoei#marc snuffy#bllk ubers
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Phil Foden - England v. Belgium - Friendly game
#phil foden#england nt#man city#premier league#friendly match#mcfc#manchester city#euro 2024#uefa euro 2024
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JACK GREALISH & KEVIN DE BRUYNE Manchester City - Liverpool | Premier League (April 1st, 2023)
#try not to kiss your teammate for one match challenge failed#jack grealish#kevin de bruyne#man city#manchester city#gif#*
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