#man I love elder faerie cookie but like

[nzn43]

[corrupted-fae-king]

Elder, where is her coffin? is it in your chambers? ... where you do.. you know..? (Mod Xay (I couldn't find a way to send this ask from the white lily blog-))

"...Yes."

"Everything is in my chambers."

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!

Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all

I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!

CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)

You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.

Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.

It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.

Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.

They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.

Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.

Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.

Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!

Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.

Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??

Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.

They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.

[hugemilkshake]

Snow anon here and can I ask for a part 2 of the nervous reader? The one who was nervous about the plot attacking them or hurting them but their very presence seems to calm everyone down and make them all focus more in y/n's happiness and comfort rather than their selfish hatred for eachother?

Ideas....maybe Custard, during the odyssey, had made the mistake of being mean to y/n and just as y/n is thinking 'oh great, here we go...' thinking plot is finally kicking in....angry cookies swarm Custard like a swarm of angry bees.

And maybe throughout the beast yeast adventure....y/n was given lots of love from the faries before and after shadow milk possession...

Y/n thinks mystic flour is gonna turn em to dust but no...mystic flour makes em a small hammock out of her silk and gently rocks y/n to calm them down after being so scared...making sure they are cozy and comfortable.

Enjoy the milkshake! Now bestie I don’t remember the first part of this request but I’ll still do this.

Also don’t mind the custard cookie hate. I hate him and I see why his wife left him.

Saved by the plot

-platonic-

You were so so nervous, you were going around and talking to the Crème Republics Elders and some were more nice than other. Like Captain Caviar Cookie! He was actually a pretty chill dude!

But when you met Custard Cookie… you couldn’t even fathom how Clotted Cream or any of the other elders dealt with this… rotten jelly of a man!

You especially didn’t feel any better when Custard Cookie called you a spineless coward when you told some of the elders that didn’t have the guts to fight the cookies in the white masks

Custard Cookie was pretty soon yelled at by an onslaught of cookie, ranging from Wildberry, Crunchy Chip and Gingerbrave to Clotted Cream and the other elders. But the one cookie that probably insulted him the hardest was Captain Caviar.. he was brutal

After that Custard Cookie avoided you like the plague. Probably because he was embarrassed that so many cookies came to your defense. But you did meet Light Cream Cookie! And let’s just say that you have not clue what Light Cream saw in Custard Cookie.

—————

You were shaking. You were possessed for goodness sake! It was not pleasant being told that you acted like some sort of doll or puppet.

But the Faeries were so kind to you, making sure you were mentally and physically okay even when some of the faeries were also possessed and did some more brutal things like walk on hot coals

—————

The gentle rock of the hammock you were in was not helping you. The beast of apathy put you there and was trying to make you calm down? But you doubted the beast even cared. You probably were put there to torment Dark Cacao if he ever saw you again

[makerofmadness]

Living for this by the way I don't even know how useful it is I just. Seeing it there just brings a smile to my face.

The fact that it comes after they almost get hanged though-

Like he says their NECKS so. Yeah straight up hangings execution style this man was about to execute three children-

I love how dark this got like they actually killed Elder Faerie??? And didn't say anything about bringing him back?????? Like did I miss a line or is he really just Dead they killed him off on screen. Either way I'm living for it.

Only disappointment really is that 'nilla didn't actually turn into the Onceler by the end if you saw my previous post but hey maybe Shadow Calcium™️ will return someday and actually make him or someone else go bad. Imagine if he like returns but he corrupts a different character like Custard III if he ever shows up in Beast-Yeast. Or what about just straight-up Milk Cookie because funny ndjsnsnsnd get it Shadow Milk and Milk-

Like but istg I wanna know does he actually CORRUPT people or just. Get into their head and make them do bad choices. I wanna see what would've happened if 'nilla had less of a support system. Y'know?

Idk I needed to ramble about All Of This I just. Im going feral. And I need to make shadowfaerie divorceposting eventually because God knows no one else will-

[lexi-the-demon-69]

So, i have to know..What is you opinions on White lily"s update, and Shadow milk cookies update to an extent. I defiantly have some..thoughts about white lily's story, but i wanna know your opinions :)

I honestly really love where the story is going at the moment! I really love the idea of there being other ancients than the ones we currently have now. It really expands the lore of CRK.

And I'll be honest, Shadow Milk really reminds me of Projection Dark Choco but blue and I absolutely love that. He's just such a bastard who likes to make PV miserable because he doesn't want to admit what he has truly become. (MF be gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing his way through this story and we gotta respect the man for that)

RIP Elder Faerie Cookie BTW. He was the best father figure a flower could ever ask for. Dark Cacao take some notes-

One thing that I honestly do not like is the new rarity for the costume gacha. The new costumes for White Lily and PV are stunning but FUCKING GOD do we really need a recolor of them?? The costumes still look very nice in gold, especially PV, but I don't think gold looks good on White Lily. Maybe it would've been a bit better to have her in a nice silver than gold because *cough cough* "Silver" Kingdom-

I'm genuinely excited about what they're gonna do with the other beasts! I need Mystic Flour to come because I want more Dark Caca content-

[thebeastloversau]

whats the biggest red flag the exes believe they themselves have and how different is it to how they'd describe the reflags of eachother?

man that sounds confusing..

uhhh why ya break up anyway, planing on finding any new loves?

How'd ya even meet?

OK this is a bit tricky so please bare with me starting off with Fire Ant Cookie SHE IS THE BIGGEST RED FLAG she will literally Rob you of everything and more and likely kill you in the end and remember she was a thief so her red flags are gold digging and unloyalty. next Sour Candy Cookie's Red flags are unhosnsty and rudeness and a bit choactic( bro is a literary a demon sooo yeah.) Cream Fudge Cookie doesn't really have anything bad about him but if there's one thing he's a people pleasure and takes it to to seriously. Same with Cream Fudge Cookie Pepper Sprite Cookie doesn't have much flaws at but she's a bit too forgiving with people who hurt her. Okay since Elder Faerie Cookie is a cannon character and we didn't get much Screen time it's kinda hard to say anything but his flaws probably are overprotectivenes and working alot about being the Guardian of the Seal...again it's hard to say since he didn't get much to show more sorry. Blessed Honey Cookie flaws would be resentment when upset. ( I'm still trying to flesh out the story so some things here might change later.)

Okay so this is going to be interesting so here's a here's Lore (trigger warning for very sensitive topics): Burning Spice and Fire Ant's kids got taken away because of Burning Spice and he got extremely possessive over Fire Ant to point of abuse so Fire Ant went on the run. Sour Candy and Eternal Sugar were normal at first but Eternal Sugar started getting clingy and often violent if Sour Candy wasn't there to cuddle with her and then Sour Candy tried to leave but Eternal Sugar poisoned his heart and puts him into a deep slumber trapping him in a secret garden. At first Cream Fudge didn't know what to do for Mystic Flour as she slowly became more emotionless and untouched by affection or words but Cream Fudge didn't give up and still tried to help her out but one day as Cream Fudge was about to go and talk to her he came in but...unfortunately Mystic Flour was violent for a moment and mearly turned him to flour and trapped his body in a cocoon. Pepper Sprite Cookie at first didn't say much about Silent Salt's sudden disappearances at night since she truly trust them to take care for themselves and thought they were probably helping others but one bloody night she walked through the forest and saw Silent Salt about to kill innocent Cookies so she took the hit onto her face leaving a permanent scare and almost killing her. When Elder Faerie saw Weathering Egg (my Beast oc ) slowly corrupt and get paranoid about his own power he started locking himself away in fear of hurting others Elder Faerie tried to help but it never worked and one day Weathering Egg was just gone. Okay to keep this simple Blessed Honey died from a incurable sickness before Shadow Milk was corrupted so yeah nothing really happened back then but now...oh boy.

The answer is pretty much no for many reasons the Beast would be pissed off and the Lovers themselves despite everything they still love the Beast deep down.

Fire Ant tried to kill Burning Spice for the Soul Jam. Eternal Sugar and Sour Candy met at a little anger management Therapy session she made herself. Cream Fudge Cookie was one of Mystic Flour's priests. Pepper Sprite was a Spiritual mage and knight of Silent Salt's army. Blessed Honey was just a simple town lady who one day needed advice so she went to Shadow Milk and they began to see each other more and more.

( Bonus answer if you asking how the Beast Lovers met each other) so basically they all of them met in the Beasts places and when they all came together they started bonding over their love lives and Blessed Honey Cookie and the others became roommates lol

Holy goodness my fingers hurt but anyway I hope this answers your questions and feel free to ask more if you wish to have a lovely day/night.

[useless-sack]

One Quiet Moment

(Decided to take a crack at my own tale from the eyes of Sugar Globe Cookie, based on the work of the brilliant @brittle-doughie. CW: Implied self-deletion) ...If you're reading this, Cookiekind as we know it is extinct.

A few weeks ago, one of my old comrades breached their prison. Looking him in the eye felt weird, I must say. Seeing him in such deranged joy as opposed to me just feeling nothing but disappointment... it's truly jarring. My allies and I tried to fight him off, but it went wrong. It went so, so terribly wrong.

Pure Vanilla was the first to perish. Seeing him be bound in those strings and torn apart just like that was one of most gut-wrenching things I've ever witnessed. I'll never forget the wail I heard from White Lily at the sight of it before she too was strung up and dismembered before us. Next was Elder Faerie... that man had guts, I'm telling you. The Brave Gang was about to be annihilated before he jumped in and took the full brunt of the assault for them. Nothing remained of him after that... and it didn't even matter.

Have you ever had to hold a kid in your arms in their last moments? Because that's what I had to do with Gingerbrave. Poor kid was laying there, bleeding out, and he thought I was the one who needed the emotional support. He told me not to worry, and that even if we couldn't defeat the Beasts, he was sure there'd be someone out there who could see the world through. He uttered those words to me, took one last breath and... that was it.

And then Shadow Milk managed to free the other four.

It's quiet now. Nothing but the trees over my head rustling like the whispers of what once was. Occasionally, I find the crumb piles of those who I fought alongside, left there by the others like broken toys. I always make sure they're given as proper of a burial as they can have. I've searched all the other kingdoms I can find, hoping against hope that at least someone is out there... but I've yet to find anyone. What I did find on one trip, though, has just... broken me.

The forge hammer of the one I held dearest to me. Sometimes, as I look at it, I hear her hearty laughter brush past my ear... though that's most likely just the trees again. It's a miracle that I've even been able to go out on these searches anyway. You try going on search missions while five all-powerful Cookies are constantly breathing down your neck, like that one drunken flirt at a party you refuse to talk to.

First, Silent Salt Cookie. Likely the least unhinged of the five, but that's not saying a whole lot. They act as a bodyguard of sorts around me, not even letting a dust particle brush past me without swatting it away. I've tried to convince them to at least leave me be... but come on, like that'd ever work.

...Would it be strange to say that I'd find consolation in someone hating my guts in these times? Because I was certain that's how Burning Spice Cookie felt about me before all this went down... but no. They're just as ridiculously in love with me as the others are. Really should've seen that coming, huh?

Turns out, Mystic Flour Cookie actually spared a select group of Cookies. Great, right!? No. She did it purely so she could threaten and indoctrinate them into forming a cult for me. Attempts have been made to dismantle this cult and save those in it. All of them have failed.

Shadow Milk Cookie. For the love of the Sugar Swan, when will this little rat leave me alone? He's always dragging me into his little shows, and they're all the exact same; "Oh, look at us, we're soooo much better than the Cookies we've slaughtered, including your GIRLFRIEND!!". Never have I wanted to punch someone more than him.

...And then there's Eternal Sugar Cookie. Good. GOD. If I'd known what that twitching ball of madness was gonna do to my family, I'd have jumped back into the arms of White Lily or Black Pearl in a heartbeat in order to ensure my own safety. I don't even wanna write down the things she's done to me here, just know it's BAD.

I've tried to escape sometimes, y'know? Ascend to the clouds where I could find my loved ones again, apologise, try and make amends, and I've actually succeeded in the past... if only for a few minutes. Then I'm dragged right back down to the barren hell I tried to run away from. They won't even let me die. I guess that's why I'm writing this down. Because I'm one step away from snapping, and I have to vent somehow. So here I am. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't protect you all, I'm sorry that this is how it's all ended, and I'm sorry I can't be there to apologise to your faces. Maybe one day, we'll all get to meet again in an uncorrupted world, but for now... this is it for us.

This is it for me.

~ Sugar Globe Cookie.

[xaytheloser]

Eternal Sugar would genuinely be so unsure about Elder Faerie liking her no matter how many times Benign Butter explains it to them

Eternal doesn't understand how Elder can just believe that she's changed, that she's no longer "evil" or anything, she thinks he's supposed to hate her, be suspicious of her, anything but have feelings for her!!!

And she still continues to think that, even as he's so gentle with her, as he's singing songs to her ABOUT HER, as he's asking her about her favorite fruits and food so he can collect some himself or ask someone to fetch some for him

as he's asking her about her clothing preferences because he noticed her robe was torn in some places and rubbing against her wings in ways he thought might be irritating for her, as he's constantly encouraging her to set her boundaries and tell him if he's overstepping because that's something I can imagine having been a reason for her descent (people overstepping her boundaries and making her uncomfortable because she never expressed them)

he's so many green flags and he's so gentle with her but Eternal is just standing there like that one "How can this guy not hate me?" audio

They're so confused and even disturbed because they don't understand how he can act like this to her after everything they've done and it confuses her even more because they LIKE the attention he gives her they genuinely enjoy and they don't understand why because she's expecting him to turn on them

She thinks he's just playing nice for Benign, waiting until they're finally comfortable so he can seal her back up inside the silver tree but no!!! He's not!!!

And it takes like months of reassurance from Benign before Eternal really believes that Elder is being genuine, and when she finally does believe it, she's a spontaneous flustered mess, acting a whole lot more like her old self back when she was the virtue of happiness (I can imagine her having been more shy and cheerful back then before the exhaustion and toll of trying to make insatiable cookies happy took hold)

From then on she's confiding in Benign a lot, constantly talking to her and asking questions about stuff Elder does because they're just not sure what it's supposed to mean but they know it made Elder smile when they got all red in the face because of it

Even further on they're actually asking Elder what stuff he says or does means, and he genuinely happily explains, goes on and on about fae traditions, including courting traditions, and she happily listens, quietly delighted that he's so willingly sharing his culture with her

Elder could be ranting Eternal and Benign's ears off one day and Eternal will just be resting her head on his shoulder while she dozed off and Benign braids flowers into both of their hairs, and Benign and Elder are genuinely so happy that she's this comfortable with them again after all this time

Eternal is healing, getting back on her feet and rebuilding her place as the virtue of happiness once more and they are genuinely so happy and supportive of her and hell they're even proud too!!!

Anslsbsoabsoahw I love them they are healing together- man I rambled more about elder and eternal this time than I did benign- oops-

I LOVE THIS!! STOIC OLD MAN WITH TWO HOT OLD WIVES WILL BE REAL IN 5 MINUTES!!! /silly

YOUR RAMBLINGS ARE GOD TIER ISTG

[gothicwitcholive]

You know, this takes me back to the days where if people saw a boy bully a girl, it was because he liked her. I hate that classic trope, so much.

A new anon here (me), but I hope there's no redemption arc for the Beasts. White Lily Cookie, get those Beasts, especially Shadow Milk Cookie, who indirectly killed Elder Faerie Cookie.

Burning Spice Cookie? Yeah this man wanted to destroy everything GC ever loved. Would a partner do that? My partner wanted to do that. Destroy EVERYTHING I ever loved.

Also, for a redemption arc, there's no purpose?? No way in hell ANY of the Ancients want to talk to the Beasts. Pure Vanilla Cookie needs to put his foot down and straight up defeat Shadow Milk Cookie in January.

Hey new Anon!

I also hate the "if they bully you, it means you're their crush!" trope too. No, no it doesn't. If they truly liked someone, why would they go out of their way to be an ass to their "crush"? Wouldn't they be nice and try to do something sweet?

Plus the Beasts most likely have no intention on changing themselves. Hell MF had some reason to be the way she is, but BS did it because he was bloody bored. BORED? DUUUUUDE! There is no reason to redeem them and even if they were possibly redeemed, the scars are still there. How come it's acceptable when GC is upset with WL, but it's not acceptable for GC to be upset with BS? He wanted to destroy everything she loved, and for what? Why the hell would you be in a relationship with someone that wanted to fuck up everything you love? (It's not a direct attack, it's just asking in general.)

It's not love to destroy what your partner(s) ever loved. It's abuse. She lost her gothdamn queendom once, and risked losing it again to him. Love is not a vine with thorns piercing hearts, love is not tearing off someone's wings so they can't fly, and love certainly isn't stomping all over a partner or partners because of boredom.

I hope PV whoops SM's ASS. Fuck that, "The truth always prevails" bullshit, it's time for "It's time to have your ass handed to you on a silver platter, or more like a silver TREE."

[justarandomspanishspeaker]

Man i love this idea so much like- It would truly make the enfasis in the term 'beasts' and give the ancients Even more trauma deveploment

Just imagine silent salt giving WL memories of gruesome deaths of cookies.....but not any cookie that SS killed..... The cookies that WHITE LILY KILLED (in her dark enchantress form ofc) making her doubt if she is really 'not a part of DE' or if she really deserves such high power and admiration (ejem faerie kingdom, the whole elder faerie gives WL his powers thing)

I don't know about You guys but for me it would really compensate the whole "white lily is a hero" thing at the silver kingdom story (i probably didn't word that in the right way, sorry)

Man if at the end DE ends up somehow stealing the beasts power i'm gonna get Big mad >:{

don't know if any of y'all noticed but the way that pure vanilla and cacao already lose their minds when they encounter is like, I really hope the Dev continue this just

Pure vanilla - losing his mind and sanity. Cacao - Fallen into despair watching everybody who he swore to protect just got thanos snapped into dust Holly - I have a prediction that she stand hopeless to do anything and watching Pitaya become slave ( like, eternal sugar is sloth, so I guess she using creatures and monsters to do her fighting and bidding.) Golden cheese - yeah I can see her witnesses her trauma or witness everything she own and care are nothing but dust again. Or Burning spice could just destroy everything she love infront of her, could be both White lily - seeing cookies murdered one by one. (Somehow had an idea where she kept on blaming Silent salt for the murders, until in the end, she slowly learned that the one who been killing cookies and bringing war and despair is her and only herself. Not silent salt at all. He just there to watch her broken down and destroying herself without him having to do anything at all.) Or see elder fairy die again infront of her and disappointed. Possibilities on her and lots of it

[hugemilkshake]

Hi, could I ask for some Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader? I just love how you write 😭

Remember to drink water and rest when needed!

Enjoy the milkshake! Now since I already did some yandere headcannons I will have this be more general for how he acts :3

Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie

Scenario parts one & two

-platonic or romantic insinuation-

!TW! Under the cut this will have themes like obsession, possessiveness and manipulation

Shadow Milk as a yandere would be very affectionate but not overly affectionate

He’s like a cat, while he can crave for attention he can and will smack your hand away

Now Shadow Milk is pretty possessive

If anyone tries to snatch you away weather that be for your safety he will smite them, it would be ten times worse if it was the other beasts or Elder Faerie. But god forbid that it’s that fool Pure Vanilla, he will lose it.

Now Shadow milk is a playwright, poet, director, actor, clown and trickster so he can definitely entertain you

Shadow Milk will preform the sweetest love stories that are actually kinda disturbing

This man will do his best to make you laugh with his jokes which are sometimes disturbing

But this man is a poet, so rest assured he will read you the most flowery poems that can leave you giggling or on the floor blushing a bright red his poems do get really intense at times though

The worst thing about this man is that he constantly has an eye on you, so even if you tried to escape you physically couldn’t

If you tried to escape more than one he’ll probably tie you up

He will just coo at you and tell you how silly you are! He secretly is pissed

He wouldn’t want to deceive you but he will to make you like him more

Overall his possessive nature is the biggest problem in this relationship