#mama xander

[woolying]

YEAHHHH ITS OCTOBER 31ST WOOHOOOOO

[shewas-afairy]

Assigning songs to fictional characters with little to no explanation because I have no life, the Inheritance Games version

Avery Kylie Grambs: literally almost the whole GUTS (spilled) album

Jameson Hawthorne: I Knew You Were Trouble, logical, traitor, Cruel Summer

(Also, Avery and Jameson are so Wonderland coded. Like, that's THEIR song.)

Grayson Hawthorne: also logical and traitor (we hate you Emily), loml, I Love You, I'm Sorry

Nash Hawthorne: Shake It Off (no because he literally chose this song for Grayson for karaoke and is a Swiftie in cannon), cowboy like me, Hoedown Throwdown

Xander Hawthorne: Never Grow Up, Dancing Queen (I can't explain why but I have a feeling he's a mama mia fan. Don't ask.)

Libby Grambs: You Are In Love, favourite crime

[bloomfish]

Be prepared for a fair amount of Buffy analysis since I'm rewatching (I'll tag this 'btvs thoughts' if anyone wants to blacklist) and it's simply that few other Medias have ever had such a grip on my brain and to me is Most Analysable Series of all time. I have so many thoughts about it, so many intense mixed feelings about it, and for all its flaws (which honestly make it MORE worth thinking about imo. It's like a toxic relationship lol the highs are so high and the lows are so low) I just think there's nothing else like it. Even other whedon shows, firefly is good and I love it but not nearly as much, which tbh just proves to me that Joss Demon wasn't really the sole driving force behind Buffy's unmatched brilliance although obviously he was a major factor. anyway. Truly the most intense love-hate relationship I will ever experience

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Elon being cool

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this- Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyy stephano king Musk: mi amico eyyyy! King: we're not friends elon Musk: eyyy! stephano king! why you so obsessed with me? King: Musk: ok ok i will give you a child

King: i'm sorry, what Musk: i will give you a child Musk: whatsamatta for you? Musk: i say the same thing to taylor swift! King: oh King: uh King: how'd that work out? Musk: Musk: issa good Musk: she thinka ima real cool now

Donald Trump: [visibly melting] nickels used to have pictures of bumblebees but now they don't because [unintelligible slurred speech, it is not clear which slur is intended] Taylor Swift: yeah i think i'm going with kamala Musk: mama mia!!! issa outrage!!

Musk: mama mia!! you thinka you canna have opinions, taylor swift?? i rapa dat outta you! King: elon, you can't say that! King: that's terrible! Musk: eh? wottsamattayouface? Musk: alla my fans they applaud, dey clappa da hands Musk: dey say "masterful gambit, sir!"

Musk: taylor swift, i protecta you cat and give you a child! Musk: see, itsa funny because da woman, i dismissa her opinions! Musk: ima very cool! Musk: i sleepa in a cybertruck, where you sleepa stephano king? King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife

King: elon, you can't just say you're going to give taylor swift a child! Musk: eyyy whassa problem? Musk: i just mean i give her a child! Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!

Musk: she can haffa Alpha Exsilon Musk, Xanforth Musk, Xanax Xylophone Musk, Xim Xim Xabbadoo Musk, xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Musk, or Evangelion Use The Force Musk Simpsons Meme Musk Musk: but not Alchemical Symbol for Cobalt Musk Musk: imma not bored with him yet

Musk: you know i kissa da taylor swift? she really lika me Musk: see? dissa really happen [displays AI image of Musk kissing Taylor Swift] Musk: eh? issa pretty cool eh? King: how old are you elon Musk: i'm 53 Musk: [drinking from a sippy cup] why you ask?

[silly-little-gooses]

random the inheritance games headcanons!

idk what part this is lol

xander has a 30 step hair care routine

grayson is secretly very ticklish

nash has the really big dad sneezes (pls know what I’m talking about)

libby’s favorite animal is a raccoon

avery has a very high spice tolerance and can eat a lot of spicy food, unlike jameson, who can’t handle any spice and is very ashamed of it

nash sings in the shower. actually, not just singing. he BELTS in the shower.

xander isn’t scared of much, but for some reason, elevators freak him out

grayson had a massive frozen phase when he was younger and his brothers still tease him about it

libby loves to give herself fake freckles and she always looks adorable with them ofc

avery doesn’t tan. she just sunburns.

jameson worked as a camp counselor in high school

xander is chronically online and knows all of the latest trends. he often references social media trends to confuse nash, who’s never on his phone. xander’s created a game where he tries to see if nash can tell which trend xander just makes up or is actually real.

grayson's first word wasn’t mama or papa. it would’ve probably been something related to tobias or nash (or potentially calling one of them papa)

libby, avery, and max often have sleepovers together and it’s the most chaotic thing ever

max is the kid on christmas morning that wakes up last bc she stays up late and everyone has to wait for her to wake up before doing anything for christmas. xander is the first kid awake every year on christmas.

at some point, the four hawthorne brothers get matching tattoos

jameson does the doorframe lean thing (iykyk)

max never drinks water. she just magically survives on dr pepper and boba.

[theemporium]

What about some 🧸 for Quinn Hughes ? Just some shenanigans or softness?

thank you for requesting!🫶🏽

.

"Quinn.”

“Baby.”

You shot your husband a look, your hands on your hips as you took in the sight in front of you. If he had one weakness, it would be the little bundle of joy, happiness and chaos that looked a lot like a miniature version of himself. Xander Hughes was his biggest weakness and the whole world knew the boy had his father wrapped around his little finger, Quinn included. 

But he couldn’t help himself when it came to his son. 

However, just like the other Hughes brothers, Xander seemed to have a knack for not listening to the rules and putting himself in adrenaline-inducing situations that wound up with him getting hurt. 

This time it had been the roller skates he wore without any padding or protection despite your constant insistence. However, the young four year old was convinced he was a big boy who didn’t need any protection. 

It ended with a lot of scratches, cuts and a very bruised ego.

Yet, despite hurting himself after not listening to the very explicit rules you had given him, Quinn couldn’t help but feel like his heart was going to explode out of his chest whenever he saw the pouty look on his son’s face. His resolve broke on day two and he wanted to do anything to help the little boy perk up again.

One trip to the local store later, and Quinn had set up a massive fort in the living room, complete with more blankets and pillows and snacks than you remembered their being in the house when you left earlier that morning for work. 

“He needs to learn the consequences of his actions,” you said, and you hated it. You hated playing bad cop. But Xander needed to learn, even if it pained you to see the pout on his lips as well. 

“And he learnt that lesson yesterday,” Quinn said as he reached for you, his arms winding around your waist as he pulled you close. “But he is also a kid who just needs his parents when he feels sad.”

“Now you’re making me feel like a dick,” you grumbled under your breath, but Quinn just smiled. 

“Go get changed and join us,” Quinn said with an earnest smile. 

“Yeah, Mama! Come join us!” You could hear your son’s excited voice from somewhere in the mass of blankets and pillows.

“You boys are menaces,” you commented with a sigh.

“But you love us both,” Quinn grinned.

“Yeah, I do,” you murmured before leaning up to press a quick but loving kiss on his lips. 

“EW!��� 

Quinn laughed as he pulled away, shaking his head as he turned around to see Xander sticking his head out from the fort. “You alright there, buddy?”

“That was disgusting, Daddy,” Xander stated so bluntly, neither of you could help yourselves as you snorted with laughter. 

“Sorry, bud, let’s get back to the movie whilst Mama gets changed into her jammies, yeah?” Quinn said as he reached down, pulling his son from the fort and quickly lifting him into his arms as the boy squealed.

“Daddy, let me down! I’m a big boy!” Xander screamed happily.

“You’re always gonna be my little guy, buddy,” Quinn murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of his son’s head before he glanced back at you, flashing you a wink. “Hurry up before we eat all the snacks.”

Your eyes narrowed. “You wouldn’t.”

Xander grinned, and it looked so much like his father’s that it made your heart swoon. “Yeah, we will!”

.

[brokenheartsrecords]

track one: oranges and lemonade and stuffy ballrooms words: 1.44K tw: none

YOU DO NOT REALLY WANT to attend a ball filled with pompous aristocrats and people your mother considers eligible bachelors. And you certainly do not want to spend time dancing with men who would rather talk about themselves and cotton rather than ask you about your interests.

A sorrowful situation, your mother says, shaking her head with that matchmaking smile on her face. You know what she’s planning as you pull on your gloves and adjust the neckline of your gown—wasn’t it a bit too low for a ball?—and play with the wings of your feather-braided fan. 

The mask on your face, however, doesn’t require much adjustment, partially because it was already fixed in place, with the strings intertwined in your elaborate hairstyle, and partially because there were teardrop-shaped sapphires hanging from the edge of the mask. It would be a shame if you shifted the entire visor and ended up having the sapphires hang over your ears instead of where they lay upon your cheek.

The irony of your costume was not lost on you—the spinster wearing a weeping widow’s gown. Your mother and the dressmaker had a sense of humour.

“Look at him over there—Lord Castor. He’s a fine man, but has a love for gambling. If you marry him, you might have to live in a house that slowly loses all the decorations because of it.”

“Mama, I am not marrying him. I heard his years at Oxford only led to his skill at arithmetic being diminished rather than enriched.”

Your mother hits the back of your hand with her fan. “You mustn't say such things in public, darling.” She purses her lips, and then lowers her voice. “I heard he mistook his father’s new bride for his illegitimate daughter.”

You snort. “She’s young enough to look like a daughter more than that old man’s bride.”

“Oh, I pity her.” Mama says, sigh apparent in her voice. “I do not want you to end up the same way, which is why I push you towards the eligible men who are nearest to your age. Like that Mr. Richards.”

“I danced with almost everyone here at every single ball, Mama. And you know that Mr. Richards has a difficult mother.”

“How about Sir Adams?”

“His spoken English is abysmal at best.”

“You cannot expect to find a scholar in every individual.”

“I should hope that my husband should at least be able to carry an intelligent conversation with me, no, Mama?”

She sighs, her eyes catching on the rapidly approaching host of the ball. “There she comes, Ms. Skye. I’ve always disliked her— Ms. Skye! What a lovely ball you’ve put together.”

Ms. Skye laughs. “I did not expect you to accept my invitation, dearest Lady. I can only assume you’re here to hunt for your son-in-law.”

“If you would’ve assumed anything else, you would be sorely mistaken, Ms. Skye. I never asked, how are your grandchildren?”

The woman flicks her hand. “They’re being difficult, like every child is.”

“I would’ve understood that, of course, but I must say, my daughter was an angel when she was a baby.”

You hide your face behind your fan. Angel, of course you were one. You definitely weren’t like satan’s spawn at birth and in your childhood.

Mama continues. “How are your other sons?”

“Jamie is courting the daughter of a second son, can you believe it? I always pushed him towards girls with a better background, but what’s happened has happened. She’s a pain sometimes—no, often. Xander is still working under that physicist at Oxford, and Gray is yet unmarried. I tell him all the time that I might not live too long, and that I would love to see him married, but he seems rather fixed upon remaining a bachelor for the rest of his life.”

“My daughter is almost the same way, Ms. Skye. Every man I show her, she finds a way to reject him! He either wasted his years at Oxford, smells like fish, or has a fondness for the drink. I doubt I will be finding her a husband any time soon.”

The two women giggle, and you are starting to get tired of the conversation. 

“Mama? May I be excused? I promise I shall be right by the refreshments.” You say, hoping your mother will let you go.

With a nod, she says she’ll come find you later, and you walk towards the lemonade. The neckline feels lower than usual, and it feels exceedingly hot in this room filled with stuffy aristocrats.

And the lemonade is warming. Just your luck. 

You take a sip out of it anyway, and take a look at the dancers in front of you. Happy couples and then couples who dance just for show.

And then you, standing at the side, with not even one man you wish you could dance with.

Bored, you take a look at the doors, thinking if it would be so bad if you decided to take your carriage home right now, without waiting for your mother.

She’d be furious, of course, but could she fault you?

A figure stalks towards the doors, and you straighten your back, putting the lemonade down on the table. They seem to be in a hurry, either to get away from someone…

Or to meet someone.

Curiosity ignited, you walk to the doors and walk out of the doors.

Briefly, you consider the consequences of this action of yours. If that figure was a male, and it looked like it was, with the waistcoat and breeches, and if someone discovered the two of you together, it would mean one of two things.

One, a forced marriage to save your reputation. Your mother would turn it into a sign, saying that God sent you this opportunity so that you don’t have to resort to spinsterhood for the coming years of your life. Two, blackmail the witness before they manage to bring anyone else to multiply the number of witnesses.

You stop by the gates of the orangery, asking yourself if this is really worth it.

Three seconds later, you’re opening the doors of the orangery and stepping inside.

There’s a man at the corner of the room, holding shears in his hands and slowly removing oranges from the tree, later placing them in a basket.

He pauses in his movements, and you notice that he’s abandoned his coat as it hangs from a coat rack at the doors.

“Jamie, I do not wish to speak with you at the moment. And if Skye is looking for me, tell her to bother Nash instead.”

You walk towards the man with the shears. Your footsteps resonate throughout the orangery, and the man pauses in his movements again. 

“Did you not hear me?”

You take a breath. “I am not your brother, or your mother for that matter. I just wanted to know who you are.”

You see a peek of blond hair as the man puts the shears down on the table. “I beg your pardon, madam?”

He steps out from behind the tree, eyebrows furrowed, his eyes an icy grey. He is, quite possibly, the most beautiful man you’ve ever looked at. 

“I’ve never seen you before.” You say, ignoring him.

“I rarely go to dances. Who are you?”

You almost give him your name, before you decide against it. It’s inappropriate to give an introduction without your mother present.

Nearly as inappropriate as being alone with a man of a marriageable age without a chaperone.

As if coming to the same realisation, his eyebrows furrow even more. “You shouldn't be here, not without a chaperone.”

You shrug and go to the table, picking up the shears. “I doubt anyone will wish to come to an orangery when there’s a ball inside the house.”

“But you came. Someone might’ve followed you.”

“If they did, they did. I know almost everyone’s secrets, and blackmail always works.”

His eyebrows relax, and you see a faint glimmer of humor in his eyes. “Any reason you sought to escape to the orangery?”

You open your mouth, but you hear the doors slam open.

And that is when you register just how close you and the blond man are. Two more steps and your chests would be touching.

The new arrival looks at the two of you, arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. 

You know him, at least. From all those balls he attends where he dances with the girl Skye had dismissed as the daughter of a second son.

Jameson Hawthorne.

And he’s a witness to what looks like a secret rendevous between two lovers.

[raisedbythetv89]

I just started watching White Collar for the first time and a realization about most male written and directed media smacked me DIRECTLY in the face which is that SO MUCH media written by a for men is genuinely just male nerd self insert, non-canon compliant, AU fan fiction??????

Like them writing and creating stories is just “ok so these guys are soooo smooth and well dressed and women just flock to them at every turn and they can get away with anything and everyone believes and supports them when they do mess up and everyone thinks they’re sooooo brilliant”

This media isn’t just portraying women “for the male gaze” it’s EVERYTHING. Everything in these stories is supporting and uplifting mens’ delusions about who they are, how they’re perceived, and how they should expect to be treated. Which is incredibly ironic because anytime media portrays women or the world in the female gaze in a more “in my ideal world things would be like this” instead of portraying us as nothing but weak, broken, unloved, traumatized, victims OR one dimensional sex symbols with no needs or emotions they’re screaming, crying, throwing up about how stupid and unrealistic the story is….

This explains SO MUCH about how male characters are handled in shows like Veronica Mars and Buffy. Even though they’re shows staring women all the “good guys” get the delusional self insert, y/n, AU fan fic treatment (Buffy still wants Angel in season 3 and Riley in season 6 even after everything they did and Xander is CONSTANTLY forgiven for all the atrocious shit he says and does and is wanted by all women besides Buffy. Veronica forgiving Duncan and getting back together with him and even CONSIDERING Piz could truly only be born from men being delusional AS FUCK. Writing how they want men to be treated by women rather than being based in reality and the woman having even an ounce of self respect.)

Which is why the “bad boys”, Logan and Spike are such better characters. They’re so much more realistic, they get held accountable by the women in their lives, have better growth and are just way more appealing and attractive because they’re not the walking embodiment of what MEN want men to be treated and act like.

Oh god this feels like such cursed knowledge to have like it’s important to see this media for what it really is but now watching it feels that much yuckier like finding the porn of someone you DO NOT LIKE but like their emotional porn “this is what life would be like in my fantasies” and they’re the fantasies of the grossest men alive 😭😭😭😭😭

Also it shows their emotional maturity like all of these things are what 13 year old boys fantasize about not actual mature, grown men….

Also just realized this is why the Star Wars sequels were so hated. It wasn’t just Rey being powerful and loved by her found family and Kylo. It was that the movies showed the reality of men like Kylo. They destroyed the male fantasy Darth Vader created. They aren’t super cool, powerful badasses. They’re extremely sad, broken, temper tantrum throwing lost little boys who just want love and acceptance but have lost the ability to accept it because of the dark side (aka the patriarchy) which is the reality and that made me SOOOOO ANGRY lololololololol and this is why Joss Whedon THOUGHT making Spike into a sad pathetic mama’s boy of a poet would make the audience not like him because that DOES work on misogynistic men who enjoy the male gaze but does NOT work and only humanizes and makes Spike even more complex and lovable to the female gaze 💀💀💀💀 oh good lord

[lxrd-ren]

Assigning DRDT Characters Songs

Them As A Collective

Rats Died (Faricen Deare)

Bad Girl Online (MinusP)

Brutal (Olivia Rodrigo)

Heaven Knows (The Pretty Reckless)

Hated By Life Itself (Iori Kanzaki)

Individuals

Hu

You Are A Worthless Child (Kikuo)

I'm The Rain (inabakumori)

The Moon Will Sing (The Crane Wives)

Veronika

R.I.P Gossip Sea (cosmobsp)

World's End Dancehall (wowaka)

Boredom Breakers (Undecided)

Red Flags (Tom cardy)

Psycho (Mia rodriguez)

Laplace's Angel Hurt People? Hurt People! (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

Xander

USSEEWA (ADO)

Finders Keepers (R.I.P)

Phony (_23ki_)

EGO ROCK (Surii)

All-in (VIVINOS)

Nico

People Allergy (Kairiki Bear)

Lag Train (inabakumori)

Burning Pile (Mother Mother)

Eden

The World Hasn't Even Started Yet (Pinocchiop)

Turn Out The Lights (The Crane Wives)

Girls (girl in red)

Not The Ghost (The Crane Wives)

Whit

Becoming Potatoes (Neru)

New Colors (The Crane Wives)

The Chattering Lack Of Common Sense (GHOST)

Mama's Boy (Dominic Fike)

Min

Lost One's Weeping (Neru)

Pathological Facade (GHOST)

David

Ghost Rule (DECO*27)

Jackpot Sad Girl (syudou)

2econd 2ight 2eer (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

Villain (Stella Jang)

People I Don't Like (UPSAHL)

Casino (Azari)

Ace

Know How (The Crane Wives)

The Wolf (The Crane Wives)

Take Me To War (The Crane Wives)

Wrecking Ball (Mother Mother)

Levi

Easier (The Crane Wives)

Safe Ship Harboured (The Crane Wives)

Beast Dance (Kurage-P)

Charles

Donut Hole (HACHI)

Arei

Sowing Seeds (The Crane Wives)

Queen Of Nothing (The Crane Wives)

Teruko

Hyakki Festival (Kanaria)

Pretty Little Things (The Crane Wives)

Hole In The Silver Lining (The Crane Wives)

I Ain't Done (The Crane Wives)

Nothing's Working Out (meiyo)

The Girl Who Sells Misfortune (Kikuo)

J

Record Red (shr)

The Crooked, The Cradle (The Crane Wives)

Arturo

Hollow Moon (The Crane Wives)

Rose

Don't Listen To Them (Undecided)

Hard Sell (The Crane Wives)

I Talk In My Sleep (The Crane Wives)

Back To The Ground (The Crane Wives)

Daydreamer (The Crane Wives)

Duos:

Eden + Arei

Tongues & Teeth (The Crane Wives)

Shoujo Rei (MikitoP)

My Clematis (VIVINOS)

David + Teruko

Self-Proclaimed Angel (VocaloKAT)

Wolf In Sheep's Clothing (Set It Off)

Xander + David

The Diving Bell (The Crane Wives)

Little Soldiers (The Crane Wives)

Eden + Teruko

Can't Go Back (The Crane Wives)

Ace + Levi

Shallow River (The Crane Wives)

Charles + Whit

How To Rest (The Crane Wives)

Arei + David

Empty Page (The Crane Wives)

Min + Teruko

Never Love An Anchor (The Crane Wives)

David (Directed At) Xander

Flowers (refluse)

Min (Directed At) Teruko

Canary In A Coal Mine (The Crane Wives)

Nico (Directed At) Hu

Show Your Fangs (The Crane Wives)

Teruko (Directed At) Xander

Once & For All (The Crane Wives)

The Glacier House (The Crane Wives)

Ace (Directed At) Nico

Down The River (The Crane Wives)

Teruko (Directed At) Min

The Well (The Crane Wives)

Charles (Directed At) Whit

Love Like You (Rebecca Sugar)

Hu (Directed At) Nico

MIRA (Kanaria)

David (Directed At) Teruko

God-ish (pinocchiop)

Ace (Directed At) Levi

Killing Butterflies (Lewis Blissett)

Trios

David (Directed At) Xander + Arei

Unraveling (The Crane Wives)

[lostfairyart]

Aoi Todo 👏💜🤼 (IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY!!!)

People who draw Todo are the coolest and that’s a fact. ✨ I’m happy to joined the ranks. 😎

I was NOT ready for S2, man. Todo came on screen and my heart and brain went “!!!!!ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!” 😩💓😤😳 Todo is HUSBAND. I freaking love that beast of a man, hnhngnh. And I don’t know why but Xander Mobus’ voice makes my brain itch in a really really good way. Some people’s voices make me go feral and Xander is definitely one of them. Whew. 😩

Anyway, I loved drawing Todo. He’s amazing and I love him. 💜💜💜

[tied-ash]

With DRDT being revived and everything, it somehow corresponded to me making a family AU.

And by family AU… I obviously mean a fan child AU.

Basically, MonoTV has a new motive! To everyone’s surprise, they’ve been paired up based on personality, interest, relationship, or randomly to take care of an AI child! How is this a motive? Fake memories are given to every child, and whether they know it or not, their soul purpose is to cause drama.

Yes, I’m aware of how cringe this is. But cringe culture is dead. <3 I’m also aware that it’s probably worse that I used Gacha Life 2 to design these characters, but meh /lh

To save room, it’s under the cut!

BLAISE LACROIX - SHSL Bibliophile

The daughter of Veronika and Rose, she takes after her mama’s looks (Rose) and her mami’s personality (Veronika). She’s a general nuisance to the whole group, though she’s only often seen around her parents. …and Felicity. Oh, and those glasses don’t even have lenses in them.

Veronika is absolutely ecstatic, if not weirded out. Rose is a little concerned that she was paired with Veronika…

FELICITY FONTANA - SHSL Cosmetologist

The daughter of Arturo and Levi, Felicity takes after her father’s looks, and Levi’s muscle and apathy. Yes, she calls Arturo “father” and Levi “Levi” — she claims that it’s just easier that way. While she has Levi’s apathy and inability to truly understand human emotion, she has her Arturo’s rude nature. She’s not sure why, but Blaise has a certain attraction to her… though, it’s not really a romantic one.

Levi and her both have the understanding that they don’t know how to react. However, Felicity is having a worse time understanding why her father, Arturo, refuses to talk to her… or why her name freaks him out so much.

JUN-HEI HAKOBYAN - SHSL Zoologist

The son of Min and Nico - and nephew of Hu - he takes qualities from both of his parents. He’s awkward with practically anyone he meets, and he hates socialization. Why do you think he hangs out with animals so much?

Nico doesn’t like him. Why were they paired with Min…? Hu, on the other hand, is more than happy to take on the parent role, regardless of Jin-Hei wants her to or not.

LAILA CUEVAS - SHSL Tutor

The daughter of Whit and Charles, she takes a lot from Whit. The only things she got from Charles was his hair, skin, and height. Her personality reflects that of Whit almost completely, though she tends to say “that’s… actually insane!” Rather than “that’s wack.” However, neither know where she got her fashion sense from… or her slight interest to nicotine.

Upon finding that this was the pairing, both were flustered. They shared it in different ways, though. Charles went straight to interrogating her, asking how they are as parents and also what she knows. Whit’s first question was “so… how’s my cooking?”

CASSIOPEIA “CASSI” CHIEM - SHSL Motivational Speaker

The daughter of David and Xander - and the niece of Ace, Cassi takes her personality from the more rambunctious of the two. She gained his determination and loudness. Despite how naive she can be at times, she always means well. Her nativity sometimes translates into obliviousness, which then powers her patience.

LEO CHIEM - SHSL Protestor

The son of David and Xander - and the nephew of Ace, Leo takes his personality from the more intelligent of the two. He’s a somewhat patient person when people actually want to listen. Otherwise, his temper is constantly dwindling. The only person who is almost incapable of causing his true anger to show is his twin sister.

David doesn’t know what to think of them… but they’re Xander’s kids too. He wants to protect them, and they want to help stop this killing game. Hu, despite not being part of the family, finds great interest in David’s kids. The children are unsure of how to approach her.

YUMI NAGEISHI - SHSL Roboticist

The daughter of Arei and Eden - and the niece of J - takes her personality from Arei and J. She’s blunt and bossy, often ridiculing others for their dumb ideas. However, if you squint hard enough, she’s only trying to keep everyone alive. If she got any other traits from Eden… it’s slight blackmail. It’s never anything serious— anything dangerous is instantly told to somebody she trusts, most likely being Kobe, Cassi, or Felicity.

Eden has made it her mission to get as close to her daughter as possible. Yumi has made it her mission to be her mother’s spokesperson, saying what she believes her mother means (“Can we maybe be nicer?” “Mom wants to say shut your trap and listen for god’s sake.”) . J… Well, she’s trying to convince herself that she isn’t turning into her own mother. It doesn’t help knowing that Yumi acts just like J.

KOBE TAWAKI - SHSL ???

The son of Teruko, no one knows who his other parent is. It has to be either Ace, Veronika, or Xander, right? But due to Kobe’s kind and patient nature, no one can be sure. Neither of his parents act like he does…

Teruko doesn’t want anyone talking to her son. At the same time, she doesn’t dare trust him. He is a motive that should never be trusted.

[theredpharaoah]

Ok but imagine if Spike had lived with Joyce instead of Giles and Xander? He would’ve become like her gay son. And you know he’s a mama’s boy.

[buster-loves-pr]

Cute pr headcanons: Chip Thorne Go!

My boy!

-a big animal lover. He loves any animals.

-also a lot of animals/mystical creatures,love him back too. They’ve had baby unicorns, magic birds, and rather large bugs follow him

-He loves Pokémon. It’s his childhood game and he has a collection of plushies and cards

-He loves dragging his team to new places. Something for Vida to adventure in, Madison to open up, Xander to enjoy the company. He wants to find something everyone would like

-candy, chocolate and pizza can cheer him up anytime. He loves them

-pretty big family. Has a lot of cousins who are just as hyper as home. Uncle and aunts see him as a great boy.

-Mama’s boy. Loves his mom. Will do anything for her

-After mystic force, he became a teacher/knight for younger kids. He’s an amazing teacher

[missionkitty]

[Image ID: a digital illustration of a tan-skinned, muscular man with messy, wavy reddish-pink hair down the back of his neck and framing his face. he has cat-like ears on the top of his head that are the same color as his hair and he is wearing a tight black t-shirt. he is smiling wide, revealing fangs and his eyes are closed. he has a thin scar horizontally across the bridge of his nose. there are little stylized red cat heads around him, also smiling. /End ID]

okay so can we talk about heartsteel? i know i'm 5 months past the release, but heartsteel sett got me back into league of legends...i told myself i wouldn't, but...sett was just too powerful

tl;dr: found a himbo gangster mama's boy catboy voiced by xander mobus and now my brain chemistry is permanently altered

[astraeajackson]

OKAY IT'S TIME FOR PART TWO GUYS (AS USUAL NO HATE)

so i loved xander's card, he looked really cute my scone-loving pookie <3 but i thought he would be like a little more muscular because yk he's the tallest hawthorne brother (and the other brothers ARE pretty tall) and he's an ENGINEER SO

i did NOT expect my man toby hawthorne to look so *coughs* hot and i LOVE the curls in his hair no complaints HERE!!! (oh but i have seen a few people saying that he's probably a ginger, but i think they would've pegged him as a laughlin pretty quickly if he really was so...)

AND THEN THE MAMA HANNAH ROONEY. she looks SO girlboss, and is it just me or is she giving blonde vibes? like her silhouette looks blonde, like ykyk??? but honestly she and avery look NOTHING alike so you know what that means...

sorry if i'm writing a little more unhinged today guys this is me letting myself loose :0

[drdt-headcanons]

one for each of the cast

Teruko Tawaki: will probably end up being somebody’s baby mama and living off that child support after she actually put up the child for adoption but pretends it’s alive for the money

Xander Matthews: I feel like he’s definitely the type to see someone cry and immediately try to make them laugh or cheer them up, and he will do anything from dad jokes to peek-a-boo to see the person smile again.

Min Jeung: She loves Brooklyn, Spanish and Sicilian accents. She really loves all accents in general and can understand almost anybody if any accent, but those are her favorites.

Arei Nageishi: massive Hello Kitty/Sanrio girl. I mean this girl has the stickers on her backpack, folders, dorm room, plushies, etc. she also definitely runs one of those hello kitty toxic female meme accounts that have like 25k+ followers.

David Chiem: There will be times before events where David just does not have the energy to shower so he will just drown himself in perfume and no one tells him that it smells like shit, but it does the trick for him.

Charles Cuevas: This man knows Spanish, but he can not roll his r’s. I’m telling you this man probably had Hispanic parents who were dedicated to learning English and never taught him Spanish, or they had been in the USA for generations. Everyone he knows rips on him for this.

Whit Young: This man drinks up reality TV. I’m telling you he probably watches every single Real Housewives and TLC for hours with just himself, comfy pajamas and a bowl of buttered popcorn.

Eden Tobisa: her parents used to buy her the Lego friends sets and she’d always throw away all of the men in the sets and build each of the sets so her women would have new spaces to have their love-triangle romance drama.

Ace Markey: he definitely lives on some sort of secluded farm and he’s just part of one big happy family, but he always feels he’s the odd one out because of his cowardice, and he was the only one who always got scolded about behavior and grades, so he feels excluded from his siblings.

Veronika Grebenischikova: before she got into horror she used to be a scene/skater kid and she had tons of hair extensions and jewelry made out of Monster tabs. She now is more into gothic subcultures and music.

Rose Lacroix: At one point her and her family were living in their car, so before Rose got into forgery, she would sit for hours until her moms got home and would either beg for money or rob people so they could afford rent for an apartment.

Levi Fontana: Levi’s older brothers are similarly built to him except even taller and even buffer, but they also acted much more tough and got into things and places he shouldn’t have. He learned his bad behavior from them and his parents who had mental issues and could not hold a steady job.

Hu Jing: Her family is always her number one priority but even though her parents are very kind and supportive, she always feels like she needs to lie to them and keep up being a perfectionist and a perfect balance of Chinese for her parents and American for her classmates.

Nico Hakobyan: loves the cottagecore aesthetic and even though they like baggy clothes with the tags cut off most of the time, if they had to ever dress formal for smth, they’d wear a cottsgecore dress.

Arturo Giles: definitely is a drag queen in his spare time or is trans female. He’s constantly up to date with everything celebrity including movies, music and social media, and is the most knowledgeable of people on pop culture at any moment.

J Rosales: her and her brother used to pretend to swap genders when they were younger and they are both transgender and afraid to come out to each other, but the swapping genders game is a core memory

Thanks for reading :)

:)