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Overprotective friends
#Jerome is like the scary tall dad#Jordan is like an angry male mama bear#cornchip wants them to stop
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i don’t think imma watch mama bc i hate mnet w a burning passion BUT bts look so cute n happy birthday seokjin i wld die for them
#* koo rambles !#i wld kill mnet for a single cornchip#also i cannot stand jjk's coat but .#he's the cutest thing i've ever seen regardless#also tho like .#bts looking sososo nice for mma#n then kind of . . . bein crackheads for mama ?#it's telling bts cares more abt mma more than mama wbk
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i imagine 13 years ago draxum and big mama had this kind of.. faux close relationship with "i shall spend time with you and even enjoy it but id sell you for 1 cornchip" type of dynamic.
big mama has a flourishing business in her hands with the battle nexus and the crimes surrounding it, so she isnt exactly weighted down by morality either and probably has ties to get draxum some offmarket goods with her growing #clout. but shes herself canonically said she prefers low profile, so i doubt shed find a common ambition in draxum's hope for taking over the surface and draxum would realize that. he might even find that type of apathy to his ambition a little annoying.
draxum has been told to be a well known figure in "multiple circles" and was on the inner ring of battle nexus stands, so i think with a title like "baron" one can assume he mingles with high society and has a decent social standing all around so theyd share the circles they are in. and i can see draxum using battle nexus for scouting for a fighter worthy of being used in his studies, hed definitely try to get closer to someone whod make it easier for him to do so.
theyre both looking to benefit from each other's connections while partaking in Regular Ole rich people behavior
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*holds out a hat with some change in it* spare some thoughts on phthalo? uwu
“Thoughts on” + a Character meme || ACCEPTING
Diary entry log: ▚▘
Godsent (and that’s coming from someone who’d probably kill a god for a cornchip).
Genuine part of this family, it would be incomplete without him.
Mother. Well, actually second dad but name labels are irrelevant. It’s the person.
In those few months he’s been with us, I feel way more familiarly close to Phthalo than I ever did with... h̴ i ҉m̵, in like what, two years? Two years of our lives wasted with that s̸elfìs҉h,͡ ͜ro̶t̸t̢e��n̨ p̷̞̂͗͘͘͘͠o͏̡́͝t̷̨̢a҉҃҆҆҈̸̡̡́ͫ᷆᷁͏̵͏̧᷂̕͘tͫ̕҉o̴̓͢.
Wish we had met Phthalo much sooner. We wouldn’t ever have been so further ruined like we were with h̡ ҉i͞ m̡. I wish we had never met h i҉ m̴. If we had meth Phthalo from the very beginning instead, everything would be so much better than it currently is, many if not all the bridges that were burned down by h ̶i̷ s̕ toxicity would still be standing.
Well. It is what it is. Better later than never.
Can’t go back. What’s gone is gone, as unfair as that is. Can only look ahead and try to make things work.
But judging by how things are currently, I see little to no reason to frown. For a change.
I got Phthalo to thank for that. I wonder if he realizes the true extent of how much wonders he’s doing not only to Dad but to this family as a whole. For once I feel like Dad REALLY is in good hands.
I just wish he realized he doesn’t need that eyepatch. Honestly I think he looks way more beautiful without it.
He’s my Mama Bear and I love him. And that also means I will keep spamming him online with eggnog pictures.
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