#mam: i considered it
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gingersnaptaff · 1 month ago
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Imagine Dylan coming across a baby Mordred floating around in the sea and going
"Welp I guess this is mine now"
May adoption Day
MAY ADOPTION DAY I'M EJDJDJDDJDJDND
No, but you're SO RIGHT THOUGH!! They would cause chaos, I KNOW IT. Also, like Dylan just being chill and going 'Yeah, I've seen weirder shit, this is totally fine.' And then a second later being like 'How do u even care for a baby?!'
(Also, later, Mordred would obliterate Gofannon for murdering Dylan. I KNOW IT.)
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devilishdelights · 9 months ago
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some mermay dateables + trio (what do we call them?) and what i think they’d be !! :]
diavolo i’m thinking a big ass grand octopus
barbatos is that alien looking squid at the bottom of the ocean. it suits him
luke is a clown fish LMAO or a sea angel (hoihoi)
i’m thinking simeon as a white + black koi fish!! i just thought up of that today and i really like the idea
thirteen vampire squid (ty lex)
mephisto. seahorse. like what else would he be
idk about solomon or raphael though!!
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mihai-florescu · 7 months ago
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Who in enstars would be a megan thee stallion fan. Discuss
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beautifulxdangerous · 2 months ago
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"I'ahm gonna say this once. The only dick Imma actually suck is Fizzarolli's."
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"I hear you from here, twin. Shut up."
@peppy-jester @unhinged-greed mentioned!
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flowermist7432 · 3 days ago
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Conversations you have with your parents can truly be eye opening. I told my Grandma once that I really enjoyed stories where you have an unreliable narrator because you can get wrapped up in what they are thinking. And other people's experiences- and her response was "I dont like stories that put me in other people's shoes. I like being me." And my response internally was like "Hm. That explains so much about you."
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torch-the-throne · 2 years ago
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I know Ted Lasso is mostly made with the US audience in mind but cmon, Mam City would’ve been a much better pun
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thateclecticbitch · 6 months ago
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Today I wore The Non-Binary Outfit apparently lol.
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mariemariemaria · 6 months ago
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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age 😭 and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo
#is this readable? i hope not ❤️#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult#i really am crazy lol#i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help#and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot#and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso#and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago#and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same#or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he#was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt#as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it#i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up#but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me#just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever#like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up#how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy#its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning 😭 day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny
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dullahandyke · 8 months ago
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I think that my loony leftist who knows thing rep in the family is being transmutated into my family thinking I am a hippie because of my comments on our lawn and my refusal to wear a bra or shave and tbh I'm not mad about it
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leatherbookmark · 2 years ago
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i quite wish slash hope jgy (i’m talking about him because he’s my #1 boy but this also goes for jc and xy and probably every character that inspires such takes) didn’t have the fandom just... regurgitating the most random takes and/or treating them as gospel and Such Good, Insightful Meta because it agrees with their Vibe Read of jgy, when said Vibe Read is 99% rooted in fandom and maybe 1% in zanzan’s evil smiles, and Very Little, If At All, rooted in the things that happen in canon.
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littlx-songbxrd · 2 years ago
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Hey Zia, I know you're super busy, but I miss you 🖤
How are you?
FAE HI
I miss you tooo!! How have you been? Whats up and pls dont spare any detail.
Im doing... nah at this point i have no idea how im doing. Im doing, and i find thats enough. Serenade season is coming to a close and that means im back to having somewhat of a life. Theres been some really good things, some kind of not so great stuff. But thats life and its ok!
Also lol in my college the abreviation of the buisness major building "Facultad de administración de empresas" is literally FAE. So I see this bigass banner one day thats just I ❤ FAE" and i have no idea whats going on so im just
Yeah faes awesome
I mean who even cares about buisness faculty anyways i was right to think what i thought 😭
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mediumsizedart · 2 years ago
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bean and moo moo 🌱🐮
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snekdood · 2 years ago
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Bitches on here be like "haha! I read this callout about you and i told everyone around me to ostracize you and ignore you and the reason you're alone is divinely orchestrated karma, of course, surely not me and my hand in manipulating people to hate you, surely this is some sort of divine intervention and not a smear campaign that i try to justify my actions with "its gods will" with"
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capaldiera · 2 years ago
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far more important than which of mulcahy and his sister was born before the other. is the fact that she is his little sister and his older sister and his mom and he is her older brother and her little brother. i mean i do personally think she was technically born first but i guess it doesn't really matter
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lipstickontheglass1985 · 1 year ago
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ej czy stream z obrad sejmu faktycznie może spaść z rowerka za jakąś nwm ostra mowę nienawiści nawoływanie do przemocy itd. proszę skoro już i tak obrzucają się tam nawzajem (a przy okazji obywateli) błotem to czy yt może ich zdjąć it would be so funny please
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asexual-levia-tan · 1 year ago
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its so funny to me that the others really thought luci was just gonna roll over and make a pact with you
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