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Imagine Dylan coming across a baby Mordred floating around in the sea and going
"Welp I guess this is mine now"
May adoption Day
MAY ADOPTION DAY I'M EJDJDJDDJDJDND
No, but you're SO RIGHT THOUGH!! They would cause chaos, I KNOW IT. Also, like Dylan just being chill and going 'Yeah, I've seen weirder shit, this is totally fine.' And then a second later being like 'How do u even care for a baby?!'
(Also, later, Mordred would obliterate Gofannon for murdering Dylan. I KNOW IT.)
#dylan ail don#sir mordred#mordred of orkney#arthuriana#welsh mythology#the mabinogion#mabinogion#arthurian legend#welsh myth#honestly thinking of the pure shenanigans these two would get up to cuz like ddhjdjdjdj#boy whose mam abandoned him meets boy whose dad thinks he's his actually nephew#neither of them are gonna havs a good time#dylan teaching mordred to swim: okay so i know u have arms but have u considered getting fins instead? and Mordred is like 'my dude i'm 4'
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some mermay dateables + trio (what do we call them?) and what i think they’d be !! :]
diavolo i’m thinking a big ass grand octopus
barbatos is that alien looking squid at the bottom of the ocean. it suits him
luke is a clown fish LMAO or a sea angel (hoihoi)
i’m thinking simeon as a white + black koi fish!! i just thought up of that today and i really like the idea
thirteen vampire squid (ty lex)
mephisto. seahorse. like what else would he be
idk about solomon or raphael though!!
#also for the brothers.#lucifer -> angelfish#mams -> swordfish. however it’s hard to draw tails that it/sharks have front view without making it look like a basic mer tail#levi -> eel#satan -> catfish. was gonna be like a lemon shark or smth bc of his love for sharks and lemon sharks being known for being chill#to kinda convey what was mentioned in the beginning of the game where satan puts on a mask to hide his anger. imagine u think u get a chill#lil shark guy but then unexpectedly bites ur fingers off. lol that was the vibe#but it was rlly bland imo…so i went back to catfish insp tail#he still loves sharks though and enjoys shark bloodbaths as he does in canon#asmo -> jellyfish!!!! my friend lex brought up jellyfish and i went insane. i love jellyfish asmo#beel -> tiger shark!! bitch eats everything!!! but they’re chill guys goin :] all the time#belphie -> manta ray!! considered manatee but i wanted smth more unique tail wise#both bc both of those guys are chill with humans!! made me think of belphie pre yk what. also lesson 16 he can stab mc with his stinger lol#mc would be a pirate….that chooses to be a mer or smth#reverse lil mermaid situation
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Who in enstars would be a megan thee stallion fan. Discuss
#twt oomf said megan would produce akatsuki mam or crazyb if she ever got into enstars#so we got that covered. but now what about in universe#i want to say rinne i have this vision where himeru ends up meeting her and rinne's sulking about it#consider it an addition to my double face at dollywood post
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"I'ahm gonna say this once. The only dick Imma actually suck is Fizzarolli's."
"I hear you from here, twin. Shut up."
@peppy-jester @unhinged-greed mentioned!
#( this is DAYS late since the episode )#( but Mams thought he should make that clear jefhkdjefldk; )#( Imma stuff him in his corner now >> )#muse; Mammon#( have this for now until I start actually posting later xD )#( can be considered open? IDK! )
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Conversations you have with your parents can truly be eye opening. I told my Grandma once that I really enjoyed stories where you have an unreliable narrator because you can get wrapped up in what they are thinking. And other people's experiences- and her response was "I dont like stories that put me in other people's shoes. I like being me." And my response internally was like "Hm. That explains so much about you."
#i think you said the quiet part out loud#I am a FIRM BELIEVER you do NOT need empathy to be a good person#you need sympathy and compassion#but I also think theres things where theres “empathetic learning” where its just you tryina engage in things to consider others POVs#you dont really need actual empathy for that but you need to look outside your own box and actively not making that choice is...#selfish?#Thats why media exists. do you just not read books or movies? i know you do mam#toxic parents
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I know Ted Lasso is mostly made with the US audience in mind but cmon, Mam City would’ve been a much better pun
#yeh yeh I know Jamie and even Colin have called their mums mum#but consider this#they should say mam#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers
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Today I wore The Non-Binary Outfit apparently lol.
#“Sir. Mam. Si-ma- sir???”#Combo of what I would consider to be my more fem leaning clothes#I for sure sure thought i would get exclusively she/hered today#but I guess it's actually very mixed gendered codes#trans man#Genderqueer
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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age 😭 and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo
#is this readable? i hope not ❤️#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult#i really am crazy lol#i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help#and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot#and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso#and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago#and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same#or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he#was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt#as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it#i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up#but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me#just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever#like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up#how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy#its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning 😭 day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny
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I think that my loony leftist who knows thing rep in the family is being transmutated into my family thinking I am a hippie because of my comments on our lawn and my refusal to wear a bra or shave and tbh I'm not mad about it
#i just dont want to steal hippie valour bcos ive not done the work to consider myself a hippie#well my mam calls me 'alternative' but that doesnt mean emo it (mostly) means hippie
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i quite wish slash hope jgy (i’m talking about him because he’s my #1 boy but this also goes for jc and xy and probably every character that inspires such takes) didn’t have the fandom just... regurgitating the most random takes and/or treating them as gospel and Such Good, Insightful Meta because it agrees with their Vibe Read of jgy, when said Vibe Read is 99% rooted in fandom and maybe 1% in zanzan’s evil smiles, and Very Little, If At All, rooted in the things that happen in canon.
#especially if they contain sentences such as 'well logically this doesn't make sense but since when this character makes sense!'#yeah no they do make sense but you have to consider their situation and perhaps take even a tiny part of what they're saying seriously#if your take on jgy is that -- for example -- he is always ALWAYS lying... you're not going to have a good grasp on his character i'm afraid#but people think that all the time! that he's a master manipulator and every single display of emotion he shows is a lie expertly#tailored to make as many people as possible buy into it and feel bad for him. so you've got jgy breaking and TALKING to nmj#(yknow the thing everyone insists would fix 3zun. if they just TALKED ^__^) about how he's scared of everything and everyone and his#hands are tied and he IS different from all the people he's killed because NONE OF THEM were children of whores despised by the society#to which nmj reacts like he does. (they talked! ^___^)#there's also the eternal 'well he did one bad thing i think is inexcusable so i'm going to assume they're down for all the others'#they stole a thing from my favourite character so in my books they're not perfectly fine with: murder; rape; beating someone to death#with a metal bad; school shootings; child grooming; emotional manipulation; gaslighting; and tax evasion#also they have bpd and are a narcissist. i'm saying this with no prejudice at all btw ^_^#mam trochę dość tbh#shrimp thoughts
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Hey Zia, I know you're super busy, but I miss you 🖤
How are you?
FAE HI
I miss you tooo!! How have you been? Whats up and pls dont spare any detail.
Im doing... nah at this point i have no idea how im doing. Im doing, and i find thats enough. Serenade season is coming to a close and that means im back to having somewhat of a life. Theres been some really good things, some kind of not so great stuff. But thats life and its ok!
Also lol in my college the abreviation of the buisness major building "Facultad de administración de empresas" is literally FAE. So I see this bigass banner one day thats just I ❤ FAE" and i have no idea whats going on so im just
Yeah faes awesome
I mean who even cares about buisness faculty anyways i was right to think what i thought 😭
#considering then dean basically touched me all over in a way that would have seemed very sus if i were a boy#i was just trying to buy her oatmeal because she didnt have the money you dont have to put your hand around my waist#also while exclaiming you are sick mam 🥲#anyways fae (the department) seems boring anyways aint no way im stepping there#fae!!
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bean and moo moo 🌱🐮
#this is a *~commission~* for my best friend's mam :)#i was very brave considering the dog on the right is my mortal enemy#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#illustration#moo moo#bean#chinese crested powderpuff#more like CRUSTY powderpuff 😠#chichon#little white dogs#how do i tag this sjskssk#original art#digital painting
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Bitches on here be like "haha! I read this callout about you and i told everyone around me to ostracize you and ignore you and the reason you're alone is divinely orchestrated karma, of course, surely not me and my hand in manipulating people to hate you, surely this is some sort of divine intervention and not a smear campaign that i try to justify my actions with "its gods will" with"
#do yall ever consider the karma *YOU* will acquire for treating me this way over someone elses lies about me?#bc something tells me whatever im going through rn. that you think i shoulda killed myself over... well babe.#i got some bad news for you and how karma works. lmao#and oh baby it hurtsm oh mam am i just suffering so hard.#my body aches all the time. i dissociate constantly.#well. when it happens to you and you're all alone with no support yknow.... hope you figure it out :/#hope the karma doesnt hit you too hard :/#at least im strong enough to not let all of this shit make me go fully insane. doubtful for yall tho lmao#and im going to give just as little fucks about yall writhing in your mental agony as you have for me :)!#oh and uh. dont think karma will be light on you just because 'you didnt know you were being lied to 🥺'#aww.. poor you... but anyways yeah when you fuck w someones life even if you realize you did it over someone elses lie... kinda feel like#you're not gonna get out of hurting someone else so much that easily. kinda feel like thats not gonna happen for you.#kinda feel like the energy is eye for an eye not eye for an acknowledgement of your actions and regretting them.#but who knows. i guess it really depends on who you are. how sorry you actually am. how much you understand what you did and how you hurt#someone. all of that sorta stuff will decide how bad your karma is.#so ig. hopefully its nothing too bad !
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far more important than which of mulcahy and his sister was born before the other. is the fact that she is his little sister and his older sister and his mom and he is her older brother and her little brother. i mean i do personally think she was technically born first but i guess it doesn't really matter
#when i say mom i dont mean literally i mean like.. well it came from that shit he said in the interview i guess?#which was Not directly about his mom or his sister but one assumes at least part of the reason behind the line was that he doesn't really#Have women in his life who he is close to#besides his sister who is on the other side of the world. (and depending on what info you consider canon on the other side of the us from#where he lives but that's really not relevant to this)#so i guess i was thinking about how he has that old fashioned view of women as being specifically sources of comfort and tenderness or wha#tever he said. and about how he doesnt really talk about anyone from his family except his sister#(i can remember him mentioning his mom twice and neither of those times were really anything to read into but they werent that fond)#i'm bored of this ngl so i'll just wrap up. um mulcahy's sister = someone who demonstrably cares about being connected to him and therefore#someone who is maybe to him a replacement/stand-in for the tenderness and comfort he doesnt (and maybe didn't) get from his mom.#me.txt#mashposting#i've never spelt 'mum' as 'mom' so many times in so short a space of time. i always spell it that way for americans tho bc its their truth.#i can respect that.#tho maybe she was actually mam or something idk
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ej czy stream z obrad sejmu faktycznie może spaść z rowerka za jakąś nwm ostra mowę nienawiści nawoływanie do przemocy itd. proszę skoro już i tak obrzucają się tam nawzajem (a przy okazji obywateli) błotem to czy yt może ich zdjąć it would be so funny please
#ja wiem ze traktowanie obrad sejmu jak patostreama a nie powaznej polityki pewnie sie nam wszystkim odbije#but also consider. czemu mam nie traktowac ich jak cyrku skoro małpy sie i tak popisuja#thots
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its so funny to me that the others really thought luci was just gonna roll over and make a pact with you
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles plays n.b#ESPECIALLY if it meant letting you go home#its too bad we didnt get another argument scene with mams but i get that it would be redundant#and also suck a WHOLE LOT considering we really were just using him this time around#especially when we already know he holds pacts in such a high regard in this time period
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