#malorde

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

please pookie do the gang with a f!partner who looks tough but actually crochets in private and like makes them stuff (sweaters, blankets, socks, idk) it would be so silly.

But ofc malady/malord/your eminence

The Gang x F! Tough lookin! But Soft! Crochet! Reader

Ponyboy Curtis

-he loves the contrast between your tough looks

-but sweet and soft personality

-he would read to you or draw you while you crocheted

-yall are so soft on eachother in private lmao

Johnny Cade

-he wishes he looked as rough as you

-he loves that you’re so soft though

-he lives for it

-would wear anything you crocheted him

Sodapop Curtis

-he proudly displays anything you make him

-I feel like he’d have a special spot to place them too

-he loves your soft side

- would be a cute cuddly couple

Darry Curtis

-soulmates istg he LOVES you

-he knows you can protect yourself

-but he thinks you’re adorable

-wears more subtle things you make him

Dallas Winston

-literally would go like this:

-“Dal! Guess what I made you a hat 😊…!”

-“I dunno y/n… I’m not really a hat guy.”

-“😔W-Well fine! *tries taking it back with a hurt expeession*”

-“NO ITS MINE Y/n!”

-punches anyone who makes fun of him

-and you giggle

Two Bit Mathews

-he wears everything with obnoxious pride

-goes up to literal strangers to beat about his he has a gf who crochets

-he makes a lot of jokes about how tough you look but you’re so soft

-“Y/n, here, you see, well she looks like she could kill you… but she sleeps with stuffed animals.”

-“Trust me the only thing Y/n can stab someone with is a butter knife.”

Steve Randle

-wears more subtle things you make him

-super apprentice and gives your car whenever you make something for him

-pretends to be uninterested in your hobby at first but secretly loves it

-one time tries to crochet himself

-he’s so bad 💀

-and you walk in on him with and scream

-he’s holding a giant ass spider!!!

-wait nvm it’s supposed to be the scarf he was trying to make 💀💀😭

[skrrt16]

At this point i think i have my friends tired from me talking about AC Unity and Arno like fr. I really try to stop talking about it but i love it so much and i could even make a 1 month presentation about Arno because malord if ive cried for a man, that would be Arno. I love him so much. Like i just idk his expressions i love it so much and his sarcasm and humor, how he dresses. Even if he is a simp i love him so so much. His dialogues in the history and in the side quests. I literally i have cried for him i love him so much😭😭😭

[greymoonfeelings]

Nothing Without You - omayghad??? Omayghad???? GHURLL YOU CANT LEAVE US LIKE THIS!!!! HOLD UP COME BACK HERE 😭😩😫😔😤🔫💪 MALORD THAT SO MUCH ANGST I CANNOT MISS MAM

usually I hate angst that doesn’t have a happy ending but I also have enough angst within my own heart to be able to write it but believe me it hurts.

thank you for sending this, comments mean a lot to me even if you hate me after reading the fic lmao

[morguenecrosis]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFyuKyUQ/

A sacrifice for malord

this is horrible i love it

[elisabetsosa97]

☕Muy buenas, ratones de biblioteca ☕ Hoy traigo la reseña de Somos Astronautas de Clara Cortés, con ilustraciones de Theo Jiménez y editado por La Galera, una historia sobre la adolescencia y la búsqueda de nuestro futuro a esas edades. Este fue un libro que me llamaba mucho por el tema que trataba, que es ese momento de la vida en el que uno acaba el instituto y siente la presión (propia o ajena) de decidir qué hacer con su vida y su futuro, y Clara Cortés refleja muy bien esa incertidumbre. Los cuatro protagonistas son maravillosos, cada uno tiene una personalidad única y unas circunstancias personales únicas que te hacen entender por qué son de una u otra manera. No sabría elegir a ninguno como favorito porque los quiero a todos por igual. Un detalle que me ha encantado es la gran diversidad que existe y que está muy bien llevada. La historia engancha desde el principio, te deja en vilo y la narrativa es muy fluida. Aunque sí que es verdad que la cronología al principio confunde al final se le coge el ritmo. Todo esto construye una historia muy tierna, que trata un tema muy importante como la adolescencia y que tiene frases y momentos memorables, de hecho, creo que es el primer libro en el que subrayo párrafos y diálogos enteros porque son joyas. Recomiendo este libro para quienes quieran una historia ligera, que deja el corazón blandito, llena de amor y que te transporta a un verano que disfrutarás mucho con los cuatro protagonistas. #somosastronautas #claracortes #malorde #verano #amistad #aliens #adolescencia #literaturajuvenil #autoresespañoles #books #libros #bookworm #ratadebiblioteca #bookstagram #literatura #novela #reader #booknerd #bookstagrammer #bookcommunity #booksofinstagram #bibliofila #bibliophile #readersofinstagram #reseña #review #recomendacionesliterarias https://www.instagram.com/p/CNE80ZzDDux/?igshid=18ine4mjyo9pp

[malordeandkingtheory]

No matter how weird you are, awkward you look, or lonely you feel..Somebody likes that shit. • • • • • • #acceptance #comfortable #beyourownlord #beyourowngod #beyourself #awkward #weird #creep #ownit #blahblahblah #dc #dmv #dmvartist #202 #artist #newartist #newmusic #upandcomingartist #singersongwriter #MaLorde #clickthelinkinmybio (at Capital One Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nHXJFH6X2/?igshid=n55d16hdy0ar

[little-panem]

gente española que ve druck ! queréis representación LGBT llena de buenos tópicos de fanfic y con un poquillo de existencialismo con aliens implicados??? porque Clara Cortés (Clementine) hace nada sacó un librito bien majo con todo eso y más, Somos Astronautas, ilustrado por Malorde. cuando lo acabas te deja por dentro una sensación calentita muy bonita.

[ask-the-jester-buds]

How tall is everyone?

[[From the tallest to the smolets we have:

Zuluet with 7′3 (2.25)

Gicomo with 6′5(2mts)… (though he uses 10cm heels)

Rodmeo with 6′2 (1.90)

Kamile with 6′0 (1.85)

Pygmlo with 5′9 (1.80)

Koresh with 5′7 (1.75)

Risata with 5′5 (1.67)

And Venter with 5′4 (1.65) ]]

[mishivae]

There 's not better balance than the spiritandsoul.

Suuppha! Hard to get, malord. On ur Door.

[juliebarefootjewel]

Our old man Shiba, Malord. He’s 14 this year and has always been a drama king, getting old isn’t very easy for him. He has good days and not so great days but so far has a generally good quality life. #olddog #grandpadog #shibainu #elderlypup #geriatricdog https://www.instagram.com/p/ChVNemfu49y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nell-dino]

Happy b day malady/malord

Ooh- thank u!~ ♡

[rainbowfornightmares]

qué mal se me da esto y qué poco me importa ✨ (Bubblegum Prince inspirado en un dobujo de @malorde aka una artistaza) . . . . #drawing #drawn #draw #artrage #art #wacom #prince #bubblegum #bubblegumprince #boy #adventuretime #horadeaventuras #fanart #adventuretimefanart #meeeh

[veiasderima]

Não é porque eu escrevi extensos poemas que lembram Malord Que eu esteja apaixonado Não é porque sorri ao doce som de um riso Que eu o queira como hino Não é porque andei durante semanas pela rua de Joana Que eu esteja amando Hoje meu coração amou a dança dos seus cabelos Amanhã vou odiar o teu perfume E logo mais, direi amar Lusia e não Joana Meu coração são de amores Amo um pouco a cada dia Eu nunca disse estar disposto a uma vida Maria me espera na próxima rua Lusia sorriu ao me ver Joana me disse um oi Retribui, ao segurar a mão de Maria Ao invés de um amor eterno Guardei amores para vida Eu fui sincero.

[malordeandkingtheory]

Another #dcalley #dcgraffiti #acreativedc #dmvartist #malorde #newmusic #alternativehiphop https://www.instagram.com/p/ByNQ7aDHJPm/?igshid=151y6yhl5sy1c

[ask-the-jester-buds]

*Throws a paint bomb and now everyone is covered in paint!*

|| I JUST GOT THEIR SUIT C|EANED!!! GOG FUCKING DAMN IT! ||

WHAt… just HAppEnEd?….

Well… for once I’m glad I’m not wearing a sshirt

…. WelL †hiS IS Jus† Grea†. †hankS YoU LittlE FreaK….

Watch your tone around My Moirail koresh!

But honestly Risata! What do you have to say for yourself?I thought We Were done With pranks!

whAt? wAIt thIs wAsn’t mE!!!I swEAr tO thE mIrthfUl OnEs!

¡¡¡¡ ….. I just kame here… And It’s already a shitstorm….!!!!

¡¡¡¡ Gog, I hate klowns… !!!!

[vincaletsoin]

Bangun Pagi

Bukan perkara bangun paginya yang susah. Menjaga diri agar tetap terjaga dan ngalungin handuk itu yang jadi permasalahan nomor wahid pagi hari. Hari ini ada yang beda dooooooong. Setelah sehari sebelumnya dik*maki sama sesebapak, kayaknya saya dan para selalu-dik*makers udah rencana nyetel alarm, milih sound nya yang ngagetin, alarm jam 06.00, trus 06.15, sampai jam 08.00. Eh belum lagi alarm bunyi, saya kebangun karena chat masuk. Biasanya nggak langsung kebangun tapi kok ya chatnya banyak banget. Deg-degan lah hati ini saya kira udah kena ping, ternyata ada si kawan curhat pagi-pagi tentang belahan jiwanya. Hmmm Lima belas menit balesin chat, "Pin...pin.. Ambillah raport Kenny yaa." Malord....haruskah langsung mandi gini pagi-pagi. Ya sudahlah, mandi aja dulu daripada balesin chat terus ketiduran terus telat ujug-ujug sesebapak malah badmood. Ambil raport. Sampai kantor empat puluh lima menit lebih cepat dari biasanya. Bravo 👏👏👏 Ya udah gitu aja. Saya cuma mau cerita saya bangun pagi. Semangat pagi!!!