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[malmagonline]

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[krisrix]

COC 09 ⁙ Alternative Ships

Malmage 4 life

Timelapse below the cut. I keep forgetting to add those!

[confused-bi-queer]

A Holiday With David Cadwallader

As many of you may know, I’m obsessed with the older version of SnowBaz, with MalMage my beloved, and since I’m making it everyone’s problem, I decided to make the Carry On Countdown with fanfiction exclusively about MalMage since the theme is Carry On (I hope it’s allowed tho...). So welcome to the first time I’ll make it to the Countdown. 

SUMMARY:

Malcom Grimm isn’t expected to come back to spend holidays at home. As a solution, his roommate, David Cadwallader, offers him a place at his house, which is a terrible proposition, both realize on their way. Or maybe it’s the best choice and their best holiday ever.

CHAPTER/PROMPT ONE: Something Old

MALCOLM

The sun shines through the window in our room, lighting our packed trunks and Davy’s golden hair. It’s a cold morning, but it’s warmer than it’s been since November started.

I’m holding onto the promise of a normal Christmas, for the first time it might really be a Normal holiday.

Keep reading on AO3 how Malcolm meets Davy's grandpa.

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 / Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7

[facewithoutheart]

sorry to be that guy but, for the shipping ask game: ✨ malmage ✨

Don’t ever apologize for asking me about malmage 🤣

Do I ship it? Yes!

What made you ship it?

I blame @krisrix’s art & @sillyunicorn sliding into my DMs to talk about it. And then, you know, I used my brain. It was right there.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

That I get to be mean to them and no one wants to stop me. Torturing Davy via Malcolm’s cock is something that can be so personal to a girl. Really it’s that they are the worst timeline of what Simon and Baz could have been but they did it to themselves.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don’t know if it’s an unpopular opinion, per se, but I consider my fics canon 🤣 also I think Davy has a weird chip on his shoulder about Natasha and banging it out with Malcolm makes him feel like he’s taking something else from her.

Send me some asks!

[ebbpettier]

the line people tend to fixate on in no children is “hand in unloveable hand” (and sometimes “I hope we both die”) but the real deep dreadful core of my malmage is actually

i hope it says dark forever/ I hope the worst isn’t over/ i hope you blink before i do / i hope i never get sober

[onepintobean]

Mal mage in animal crossing! Or pornbot baby? I miss carry on animal crossing! (And evidently am feeling cursed!)

ask and you shall receive

(sorry for using my powers for evil)

[confused-bi-queer]

i will use this post to argue MalMage is canon. You can’t change my mind, but I can change yours, just wait for me to write that fic

it could be argued that this is not an alternative/side ship but in fact the main plot. however - personally think it would be neat if they were both eaten by merwolves and Daphne Grimm inherited the earth.

[valeffelees]

I wanna hear you break down Davy

@ileadacharmedlife

Y'ALL SO LOYAL

How I feel about this character

davy cadwallader is the diseased mouse i want to befriend. he's such a fucking pathogen. he's so fucking annoying. davy's hobbies include: being a goddamn nuisance. he is a professional inconvenience. why the hell is he dressed like that? nobody knows. yes, i think he's hot. lmfao, ok. but real talk: without writing an essay here (my beloved and most loyal companion @drowninginships can attest that when i really get started on my davy mage meta bullshit i just don't shut the fuck up about it), the long and short of it is -> i think davy blows chunks but he's so interesting. his story is so fucked up. davy is claude frollo with a robin hood complex, that's my favourite way to look at him. nobody in their right mind is out here saying davy isn't god-awful, right, but he's not as black and white as people make him out to be. the whole point of davy's character is that he viewed himself as good, he wanted to do good. but it was to such an extreme that he was willing to do terrible shit for it, and the deeper he spiralled, the more his vision tunnelled and the more amoral his actions became. he's a really, really well-written villain.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

i like davy and lucy. i don't like how shit ends, obvs, and i don't like the shape their lives take before that, but i dunno. their story is a tragedy. i think they really did love each other, even though it wasn't good. i think both can be true. and yeah, malmage. i wasn't into it at first, but then i started reading cautionary tale by @confused-bi-queer and it snapped me in half. rotted my brain to slop. holy fuck, it is so good.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

davy doesn't want friends. lucky for him, nobody wants to be his friend bc he sucks! 👍 but, headcanon: davy has a cousin named corianne he gets on with alright enough. i mean, kinda. he thinks she's dumb as rocks, she thinks he's an asshole. only one of them is correct, and it's not davy. but they have a brother-sister type thing.

My unpopular opinion about this character

most of my opinions are unpopular ones. 😂

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

CARRY ON COUNTDOWN DAY 11 - ALTERNATIVE/SIDE SHIPS 🛳️

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary: Agatha goes on a vaguely bad date, but at least her waitress is hot.

You do not know how many demons I had to fight to not write malmage for this prompt. (Maybe I still will at some point…) however! This was just too tempting. Enjoy!

[martsonmars]

i need to sleep (it's so fucking late, i got lost doing a malmage puzzle) (never thought i'd say these words) but after posting my sss i wrote more than i did in the past week. i didn't write much, but still! i hope i'll still be inspired tomorrow.

[malmagonline]

Today is the YouTube premiere of episode 2023_13 of The Martial Arts Lifestyle Podcast with martial artist, educator, and stand up comic Bryan Stoops The YouTube version of the martial arts a lifestyle podcast are always free, but are abbreviated and are only the first 20 minutes or so of the interview. There are two ways to get the full length podcast. One is the subscribe to our Patreon page www.patreon.com/malmag and you will get four podcasts each month a week before their release date. The other is to purchase single episodes on our Gumoad page at malmag.gumroad.com #martialartslifestylepodcast #martialartslifestylemagazine #martialartslifestyle #martialartslife #MALMAG #bryanstoops https://www.instagram.com/p/CqSHEbdut9X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[confused-bi-queer]

Thank you for the tag @wellbelesbian @monbons

I'm dealing with self improvement in various areas in my life (i'm doing great but it's exhausting), but last week, I managed to spit out 8k words of my MalMage fic, so now I get to shamelessly promote it.

I have 12 chapters published in ao3 and I wrote 13 last week, but I still need to rewrite things. This chapter is very important because it changes everything coming up next. It's when Natasha and Malcolm start talking! Finally.

MALCOLM “I’m sorry we’re introduced like this,” I say, turning to her, offering my hand. “I don’t believe we’ve ever talked. Malcolm Grimm.” “Polite jerk,” Davy whispers, and stands from his seat, leaving. I don’t pay him any attention as Natasha takes my hand, shaking it firmly but not to hurt. “I know,” she says, pulling her hand back. “Natasha Mayar Pitch.” My eyebrows go up. “Mayar?” She smiles. “My mum is from Egypt. It’s a family name when it comes to women. If you’re a boy, it's Tyrannus.” I laugh a bit, quickly covering my mouth. “Oh, sorry, that was distasteful.”

I started writing this fic because I was incredibly upset at Natasha. Rainbow once said that if she was alive, she would have killed Baz for the vampire thing and I was not okay at all. So I made this fic as a big "fuck you", only she turned out to be more interesting as a grey character. However, in spite of my love for MalMage, I do think she was a good match with Malcolm. And I love early on Natasha/Malcolm, so I like writing them starting to fall in love.

Now tagging: @forabeatofadrum @valeffelees @imagineacoolusername @ic3que3n @cutestkilla

[facewithoutheart]

With the release of RWRB’s movie premier date, here are some of my crackish predictions about the worst way CO could be adopted into a movie:

They combine Agatha and Penny’s character and make her white, but Dev and Niall stay separate characters (also both white)

Fiona is played by an actress younger than Baz

Baz’s widow’s peak has to be CGI’ed in

Simon’s hair is blonde and not curly

Simon gets wings but no tail

The Mage is played by Daniel Craig and Colin Firth plays Malcolm and Christina never sleeps again because she’s too busy writing malmage for the rest of her life

Lucy’s ghost isn’t included

They never mention Professor Minos; a tragedy

No fireplace kiss

They combine Mitali and Mrs Wellbelove’s characters and never explain it even though they’re married to two different men

In fact they add in an original male character with no plot relevance, who is also white

Ebb stills dies

Reblog with your own terrible predictions

[ebbpettier]

YOU SHIP MALMAGE????

ship is a very strong word. it's less that i like to think they would have romantic feelings for each other, and more that at rock bottom, i can perfectly envision them both hating themselves so much that the only other person who could possibly hope to understand them is another guy that also hates them so very much.

[internetcowboi]

It's such a joy, while going g through blocking actual bots, to stumble across a CO pornbot 😂 I'm like "oooh the mage is being sent the malmage ao3 tag in an ask how funny!!" Like. Its so fun. It makes tediously blocking real bots feel worth the effort lmao

okay but seriously what am I going to do with myself once the carry on pornbot plotline has resolved?

[pacey-bunce-loves-joey]

it could be argued that this is not an alternative/side ship but in fact the main plot. however - personally think it would be neat if they were both eaten by merwolves and Daphne Grimm inherited the earth.