#malewife material fr fr......

[evillillad]

he took a surprise day off :o)

[asgardswinter]

I miss him still cant believe we’re getting Logan back soon

[mikequeeler]

I always think about the time I turned one of my GA friends into a Byler, he just came round my house and the first thing he said was ‘Now I think about it, I can see Mike and Will married in 2023, Will sitting in an armchair reading a book on Star Trek or some shit and Mike is wearing a frilly apron in the kitchen cooking a frittata’

[carbonateddelusion]

everybody calls Eddie a milf but the CLEAR MILF HERE is Isaac. like

hmm yeah lemme check the tags to see what he's made of-

oh right, 100% wife material

[cinghialefedele]

"What IS a malewife, and why is it me??"

[theejaguar]

She did, Percy, she did. And don't lie to yourself. It was hot.

You'll learn to enjoy it, honey.

[beastblade69]

I'm in love with how they made arno suffer. that's my typo ending. I also finished a dead kinds dlc yesterday and it really looks like some lara croft typo shit. I have an idea in my head but idk if I'll actually draw it. anyways. now replaying rogue ✨✨✨ shay cormac my beloved

[imasoftieforbarb]

reactions and headcanons of brozone about: how would they fell about y/n having an egg?(once married ofc) sorry if too much

John Dory

Definitely hubby material

Van life with you and him?

Chef kiss

Ok

He definitely gives malewife vibes

Because he’s so used to being the responsible one

But he also deserves a break so you split all the chores in half

You surprise him with your pregnancy announcement by giving him a cup that says “worlds greatest Dad”

He’s shocked

Like he goes still and you worry- what if he doesn’t want children? It wasn’t a planned thing

And then he just scoops you up in arms and twirls you around

So many happy tears

Instantly tells everyone possible he’s gonna be a dad

That might is now his favorite mug- but he refuses to use it until the baby is born

Those chores that you split? He is now taking on all of them so you can focus on the baby

Likes to speak to the egg, honestly he’s so sweet with it

Definitely plays brozone through headphones around the egg (“John what are you doing?” “I want them to have good taste”)

Clay

He gave up his admin house for you

Y’all still live in Putt Putt village (because I say so)

Viva moves to Pop village so he goes from co runner to leader

So y’all get her room/house

Being married to Clay is so chill

He’s so sweet and literally talks about you non stop even though more often that not you’re with him whilst he’s working

He found out about the pregnancy when you gave him a mini matching green sweater romper

He was like

“Thanks! Not sure if it’ll fit me but I love it anyway!”

It takes him a moment

He leaves the room then runs back in pointing at you like he’s in law and order

“YOURE PREGNANT?!?”

You are now on permanent bed rest

Likes to baby talk to the egg and sing it songs

Buys the new furniture immediately and then starts baby proofing the house

He’s determined to give this kid the best childhood

Bruce

When he marries you, that’s when he decides to change his name to Bruce

Y’all still open the restaurant on Vaycay island

You become the cutest couple on the island so fast

BEACH WEDDING

He definitely tears up whilst reading his vows

“Oh I’m crying…” *you pass him a q-tip* “what’s a q-tip gonna do?!”

Treats you like a queen

Another malewife vibe haver

But it’s not as strong

Y’all were already planning on having a big family

So when you tell him you’re having twins by making dinner, but putting two lil high chairs by the door

He sees them

And goes WILD

“What- is that? Does that mean? TWINS?!?!”

He’s so happy, so many happy tears whilst y’all hug

“Uh- honey? Who’s watching the stove?” “Oh shit…”

Floyd

Dedicated husband fr fR

Has photos of you everywhere

Gets drunk and gets so happy when you tell him you’re his wife not his girlfriend

“THis IS myY WiFE”

Everyone knows don’t worry

Always talked about having kids but didn’t plan for it

Well he did (but only in his lil dreams)

Then one day you made his dreams come true

He got home from hanging out with Branch

(Who you’d asked to keep him distracted)

And he comes home to a really big home cooked meal

And a decorated boiled egg

He goes to eat said egg- but you tell him to break it open

“Why?” “It’s a surprise hun- I’m not supposed to tell you”

Inside is a lil parenting book called ‘daddy and I’

Silence, smile on his face

Tears rolling down his face before he stands up and walked over to you putting the book down on the table

Wraps you up in a such a soft hug that you start crying too

Peppers kisses all over your face

“You really do make my dreams come true”

Doesn’t tell his brothers immediately- wants you to himself

Makes sure you’re careful with doing everything

Just likes to lie down on the bed with you and the egg and put his hand softly on the surface (he cries a lil bit everytime)

When he eventually tells people- it’s completely by accident

[kurov1864]

Robin dating hcs!!

- Aggressive cuddler. As in, he'll jump onto you kind of hugging. He'll wrap around you like a snake when cuddling. He'll squeeze you until you can't breathe and wouldn't let go even if the world was ending type shit.

- Might be projecting a bit but he might be insecure about being from a branch family?? In one of the manga chapters, Bachiko mentions that Robin is the perfect archer, but it was a shame that he comes from a branch family.

- ACTS. OF. SERVICE. While he is super clingy, making you think that his love language is physical touch, he actually expresses way more affection through doing stuff for you!! Like cooking for you (malewife material fr), pulling your blanket up when you fall asleep, preparing you a snack pack to boost your energy (and hopefully your patience) after being drained by an exhausting morning of teaching students, and organizing surprise dates. Mostly food-related tbh,,,

- Ohmygod the dates. I'm not sure what is up with him and dates but he love love loves to make each date more unique then the last. For example? A picnic date near the everflowing lava lake, where you both compete to see who can guess which geyser shoots the highest. A fishing date in the clouds, where you both quite literally fish for birds. An archery date in a crystal cavern, where you both rely on your senses and the random bursts of light the crystals emit to take each other down. With him, you would never have a "normal" date.

- Also really connected with nature. If you're not the outdoorsy type, you two might not be the best match. When he's not focusing on his students or his many teacher tasks, you can probably find him wandering around Babyls, exploring every nook and inch and finding more hidden gems. (I have a hc that Babyls is a lot like Hogwarts, with many unexplored areas that aren't shown on screen, just because it would be cool)

- Communication is key!! He's not afraid to state his feelings loud and clear, and probably expects you to do the same. If you don't say anything nor show any physical signs of discomfort, he'll take that as an OK to continue doing whatever he's doing. Please don't make him have to guess why you're in a bad mood. No matter how observant his archers eyes are, they're not all-seeing. This also means that if you're doing something that makes him uncomfortable, he'll tell you in a very straightforward manner, maybe a little more hesitant if you enjoy doing that thing a lot.

- The whole "communication is key" part will also carry over to fights. Remember, when you two fight it's you two against the problem, not each other. While that doesn't mean that you both can't show emotion to have a perfectly rational conversation, it would be appreciated if there were no emotional walls up.

- Big on PDA in front of friends/in public, a bit more toned down in front of students. Like, you cannot tell me that he's not the type to jump on you, sit on your lap, intertwine your hands and kiss your cheeks. He doesn't really see a need to keep his relationship private (not that he can), but did he really have to stuff it in everybody's faces that you two were dating? Oh absolutely.

- This brings me to my next hc. Despite being sunshine incarnate, he can get awfully possessive. That's why he wants to tell everybody that you were his by acting so affectionately out in public. This way, nobody could ever doubt or even think that you two weren't together. And well, if there actually was some knucklehead that apparently didn't get the message, he would make sure that before your next meeting with them, you would be... appropriately marked as his. Of course, he could always use his image as a socially oblivious teacher to use and scare them off imply that you two were dating.

- Speaking of socially oblivious, I hope you realize he is anything but. As I've mentioned before, being an archer and all it's in his blood to be observant. This translates to him being able to sense anytime you are in a foul mood. And being the attentive and caring lover that he is, of course he's going to try and comfort you! You don't want to tell him what's wrong? That's totally fine. He'll cook you a nice hot meal while you shower, and try to cheer you up by telling you silly stories over the dining table. Expect a few movies to be put on while you two cuddle, anything to make you feel loved and protected. You want to vent about your day? That's good as well! He'll take it as a compliment that you trust him enough to not tell anybody. Although he's usually hyper and speaks up whenever he wants, for you Robin would just sit and listen, nodding and giving appropriate comments whenever needed until you're all tuckered out.

- When finding out you're human, I honestly don't think much would change. He has full faith in Suvillian's evaluation of you, and he wouldn't allow somebody who is weak and defenceless to join the faculty. Probably the only difference would be him trying to find out more about the human world, because he's just naturally curious about everything.

- DATES FOR MARRAIGE. I cannot stress this enough. Although he's not extremely traditional like Kalego, he is extremely loyal. This means that if he agrees to date you it's basically a declaration that he wants to marry and spend the rest of his life with you. He will not get into a relationship that he thinks won't last because he simply thinks it wouldn't be fair to both parties.

- Loves cheesy nicknames. Things like "cutie pie", "bugaboo", and "my lil cutie patootie". He absolutely refuses to use normal nicknames, just because. Favorite part of the day is to shout those in front of students, just to see your face turn red and try to shut him up.

[menkisser6969]

cover the couch in soft blankets and pillows, sit him down and wrap the coziest blanket around him. make him a nice warm mug of coffee exactly how i know he likes his coffee and bring it out to him. give him a soft lil forehead kiss before i hand him the mug. plop down on the couch next to him and turn on the tv. my little pony marathon where we end up cuddled together on the couch, twisted up in all the blankets, and the show is still running while we're passed out in each other's arms, all warm and cozy <3

imagine seeing your f/o coming home after a long and tiring day outside. they look so exhausted, their clothes slightly crumpled and their energy waned. however, soon as they see you in the living room, their face immediately lights up. all they want to do is just change into their comfortable outfit and cuddle with you for the rest of the day.

how do you pamper them? 🧡

rbs encouraged! ☆

[apollodarling-writes]

“if you don’t clean something to his liking, he’ll use it as an excuse to clean with you”

Imaging us scrubbing something and Levi doesn’t think we’re doing it good enough so he gets down and grabs the sponge and gets to work. But that’s not the interesting part it’s his back. That mf is arched without him knowing. Mf got that twink arch fr fr and that ass- anyway. Just imagining watching him and just make a comment like “Are you sure your not meant to be in a house cooking and cleaning like a cute little househusband?” Then we just snicker a little bit

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT!!

“Oi, [Name]. You’re not doing it good enough.”

Levi had been watching you clean the baseboards for the last thirty minutes, consistently commenting that there was still dirt here and there was a scuff stain there. It was getting on your damn nerves.

“Yeah? Well how about you fuckin’ do it!” You snap. Levi is silent before he turns and grabs a sponge. For a moment there you thought you fucked up and he was going to kick your ass again.

“I’ll show you how to clean something right, ya damn brat.” With wide eyes, you watch as Levi sinks to his knees and begins to describe (in great detail) how to properly and efficiently clean a baseboard with the materials provided.

“-nd here you’ve gotta scrub at approximately seventy-five degrees-“

But you couldn’t focus on the god awful lecture he was giving you. The only thing you could focus on was how double cheeked up (apparently everyday of the week) Levi really was. How hadn’t you noticed? With that much cake surely you would’ve… right?

“…me]…. [ame]… [Name]…for fucks sake- OI BRAT!”

Nearly jumping out of your skin, you hurriedly meet his eyes. “Y-Yes Levi?”

You swallow thickly as he narrows his eyes. “What the hell were you so focused on?”

“Nothing. Nothing at all.”

“…tch, alright. Listen this time.” And with that, he continues to lecture you on cleaning the baseboards.

“-hen it comes to scuff marks, you’ve gotta-“

This time around, you notice the obscene arch in his back. It was like he was asking to be pegged. The arch was so good, so experienced, you thought he might’ve had some experience bottoming. Maybe the Captain was gay? Or at least a little fruity.

There was absolutely no way he hasn’t bottomed for some guys with that filthy, shameless, lewd ass arch in his back. He turns to you and asks you a question- you assume he’s asking if you’ve understood what he’s explained so you nod your head. He huffs and continues cleaning, you following suit, sneaking glances at his back every so often.

“Damn, Levi.” You mumble without your knowing. “You sure you’re not meant to be my malewife?”

His head snaps to you, eyes wide and pupils dilated. “W-What was that?”

“What-I didn’t-“

“You did! You just- You- Did you just- What the fuck?!”

He stands up faster than you’ve ever seen the short man move, pointing at you with shaking fingers.

“You just said I should be your ma-mA-MALEWIFE?!” His face flushed a shade of brilliant, eye-scorching red.

“First it was that I had a small p-penis! Which is perfectly average if you must know! And now you’re telling me that I should quit my job and be your stay at home husband?!”

You quickly stand too, stifling a laugh. “Levi- I mean, the arch in your back was-“

“The aRCH?! I DO NOT ARCH MY BACK!” He screeches.

“Yes, you do! I saw it with my own eyes!” You exclaim.

“I-“

“Levi.” You say with a seriousness that puts the man off kilter. He gulps audibly. “Have you… Have you been pegged?”

“WHAT?! I HAVE NOT!”

“WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE?! ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY?!”

“NO!”

“WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?”

“WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!”

The Cadets two rooms over and the rest of the Survey Corps (including Hange) heard the whole thing, attempting to hold in their laughter. Connie and Sasha were the first ones to fail, everyone else following immediately after. You could hear Hange’s cackle from the kitchen and Jeans wheeze from down the hall; Eren’s broken-down-carriage-laugh and Armin’s quiet chuckling as well.

Levi was horrified. That day, all of the Cadets- unfortunately including you- were forced to run laps around the base until midnight.

[zhongrin]

this is why he's future hubby

ALWAYS BUY DISCOUNTS!!!

ehe <3

malewife material fr <3

[paiteyy]

you are singlehandedly holding up the malewife wolfwood agenda and i am so here for it

*Tips my hat*

(but fr, he can cook, raises a baby in the manga, and is great with kids, malewife material !!! )

[phantasiiae]

Once Vincent pushes the bowl away, Cid picks it up and takes it back over to the sink, setting it down to be cleaned later. He's glad to have Vincent in his home, alive, talking to him, keeping a conversation. He finds that he's always been drawn to Vincent more than the others for...several reasons. Reasons that he doesn't really want to think about too hard right now. Would Vincent even like him like that...?

Ugh, it doesn't matter! If it comes up, it comes up. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Simple as.

At Vincent's question, he pulls himself out of his whirlwind of thoughts, a grin appearing on his face. "Oh, yeah, keepin' real busy. I got a car in the garage right now. Bit of fixer-upper but a real beaut. Once I get her up and runnin', she'll ride real smooth."

Vincent probably doesn't know nor care about the logistics of it, so Cid sits back down, propping his feet up on the chair next to him. "I was workin' on it when you came knocking on the door. Just a few parts I'm missing, but once I get 'em, I'll be done in no time."

"Given what I was enduring, it is little wonder why."

Their voice is dry yet still accompanied by a soft chuckle as they became briefly distracted by finishing the food provided.

Pushing the bowl away ever so gently, they tilt their head and send Cid a genuinely sweet, warm smile. They were thankful to have Cid in their life. He never failed to make them happy even if they were absolutely awful at showing it.

"So... what have you been up to? Keeping busy no doubt..."

While they will not claim to have any understanding of mechanics, being more of a homebody than someone who enjoys getting greasy, they enjoy listening to Cid get excited about it. Seeing his face light up and hearing him ramble for hours about a project he was working on made them want to melt inside.

They'd be more than happy to listen for the rest of Cid's life to his excited ramblings and chaotic ranting.

[cookiesandbiscuits]

About the Baker: Additional Information

Hi, it's me, your resident baker girl! This post are for those who want to interact with me/want to be moots and wish to know what my interests are!

And so, here we are!

BASIC PERSONAL INFO:

Name: Cookie or Cass (pick whichever you're comfortable with)

Age: 18

Pronouns: She/Her

Likes: chilly weather, books, sweets, sea, music, starry skies, DUCKS!, cats, foxes, forests, hot anime guys/fictional characters

Dislikes: COCKROACHES, garlic, hot weather, annoying noises

INTERESTS:

1. Anime:

- Yumeiro Patisserie

- Toilet Bound Hanako-kun

- Kamisama Kiss

- Cardcaptor Sakura

- Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle

- Gugure! Kokkuri-san

- Hell Girl

- Studio Ghibli movies

2. Manga:

- Toilet Bound Hanako-kun

- Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

- Ouran High School Host Club

- Kamisama Kiss

- Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle

3. Mobile Games:

- Obey Me!

- Ikemen Vampire

- Twisted Wonderland

- Cats Are Liquid

4. Webtoon (there's a LOT ^^;)

- I'm the Grim Reaper

- Siren's Lament

- Eaternal Nocturnal

- Regina Rena: To The Unforgiven

- Lore Olympus

- I'm the Queen in This Life

- The Remarried Empress

- Surviving Romance

- See You in My 19th Life

- Omniscient Reader

- The Guy Upstairs

5. K-drama/Shows:

- Goblin

- Hotel del Luna

- I'm Not a Robot

- Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story

- The Lost Recipe

- Maria Clara at Ibarra

6. Cartoons

- Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

- Star Vs. The Forces of Evil

- The Owl House

- Amphibia

- Gravity Falls

- Steven Universe

7. Movie Genres:

- Horror/Thriller

- Adventure/Fantasy

- Romance

- Comedy

- Mystery

8. Science, esp. Astronomy, Geology, Biology, Paleontology

9. History!!

10. Arts & Crafts, and Interior Design

FAVORITE CHARACTERS <3333 (not in specific order)

Lucifer (Obey Me!) - Luci!! The love of my life, my starlight, the apple of my eye... My No. 1 husbando (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Ikemen Vampire) - Mo-Mo!! My lovely prickly pear!! Comes VERY close to Luci when it comes to my levels of simping

Solomon (Obey Me!) - funky magic man!! A guy I would probably have a crush on irl #1

Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland) - My tackle hug buddy!! We're a chaos-incarnate when combined >:3

Azul Ashengrotto (Twisted Wonderland) - A guy I would probably have a crush on irl #2

Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland) - The character who made me interested in TWST. Also a guy who I'd probably have a love-hate relationship with irl.

Teru Minamoto (Toilet Bound Hanako-kun) - I would defend this guy from his haters!

Tsuchigomori (Toilet Bound Hanako-kun) - He's nice :D

Yako (Toilet Bound Hanako-kun) - A QUEEN! Also very goofy

Joker (Kaitou Joker) - First anime crush but would annoy the hell out of me irl. My darling toebeans.

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) - a crushable handsome wizard in the movie, a goofy magic man in the book

Rena Rubel (Regina Rena: To The Unforgiven) - ANOTHER QUEEN!! My TWST Yuusona Elyssabeth Alcyone is based on her

Kalego Naberius (Mairimashita! Iruma-kun) - My secret manga husbando (have you seen him in the manga?? He's hot >///<)

Tomoe (Kamisama Kiss) - I can't believe I forgot to add him here. Malewife material fr.

Arthur Conan Doyle (Ikemen Vampire) - 🥹😘❤️❤️❤️ He's so... he's so... ❤️❤️❤️ I love him so much AAAAAAA!!! Also someone who's VERY close to Luci when it comes to the amount of simping I did over him. Very stinky at first but he'll grow on you. A very very sweet (and traumatized) guy. I would love to marry and take care of him.

Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs) - Scared the hell out of me the first time I saw him from Auburn's post. A silly, goofy, and unhinged guy.

[hellaephemeral]

fuck marry kill: sanji. tomura. narumi :))

i- so you woke up and chose violence today???? 🥲💔

i can't believe this. i am speechless. i am shocked. i am heartbroken. i am dramatically sliding down the wall sobbing screaming punching the ground gasping for air.

^^^^me rn fr

i'll need to kill narumi...i have to?? this is violence against bbgs this is illegal. i'll go to jail for this one.

and now....loml 1 and loml 2....this is insane. there is a natural order here and it's getting disrupted. because look look look.

shiggy is my favourite, i will forever be loyal to him. him and me are soulmates frfrfr. it's us against the world. buuuut is he marriage material? nooo. he is bf material for sure and he's- 👀😳🧎 but shiggy wouldn't want to marry me. he doesn't believe in marriage 🙏 and i love him sooo much so i need to respect that. 😔 and sanji is just??? such a malewife?? he is made for marriage. he already IS my husband. we're already married 😭 i would marry him FOR HIM because he wants to be married so bad i just know it.

so.....

fuck shigaraki, marry sanji, kill...narumi (bbg slaughter is illegal actually)